so we are all just whacking each other with pool noodles on this fine april's day
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hey you 🫵
make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say
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Blue Stadtbad Mitte "James Simon" - Eline Brontsema
Dutch, b. 1988 -
Woodcut, 68.2 x 51.3 cm
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THIS IS IT
MY MAGNUM OPUS
POOL NOODLE AXOLOTLS
(and yes, they are lovers)
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I hate Justin McElroy for validating my lifelong fear of invisible ocean creatures in my pool with the ‘glass shark’ bit, because now every time I am in ANY body of water I have to act like I’m not afraid of Glass Shark so it can’t smell my very real fear
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*future percabeth staring at their baby*
percy: sooo… you think he’s got powers?
annabeth: hard to say. he’s young. it’s definitely too early to tell.
percy: *slowly moves crossword puzzle towards baby*
annabeth: percy! our 2 week old is not going to be able to do a crossword!
percy: hey you never know! he has your hair. we could have a little genius!
annabeth: seaweed brain he doesn’t even realize he has hands yet!
*a few minutes later*
annabeth: *looks around to make sure percy isn’t in the room*
annabeth whispering: okay sweetie, you see this cup of water? show mommy if you can make something happen!
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Leandro Erlich: swimming pool (1999)
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IF YOU'RE TIRED OF HOUSE CATS YOU SHOULD PET A WILD LION!
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