imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship
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why did Jim react like that sksksks just Jim staring at Spock like he's planning their wedding pls
Spock: my mother thought she was a very fortunate earth woman to be married to my vulcan father
Jim: as am I
Spock: what
Bones: what
Jim: *heart eyes*
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fleabag's fourth wall breaks being a metaphor for dissociation, and her doing them every scene EXCEPT when she has sex with the priest where she physically shoves away the camera. it being the first time in the entire show where she's fully present in the moment... poetic cinema.
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Fall Out Boy really said “I’m sifting through the sand sand sand, looking for pieces of broken hour glass, trying to get it all back, put it back together as if the time had never passed. I know I should walk away, know I should walk away, but I just wanna let you break my brain and I can’t seem to get a grip, no, no matter how I live with it. These are the last blues” and expected me to act normal like those words put in that order don’t fucking do ANYTHING to me at all
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Maya who tied Nick around her wrist with a rope like some sort of baloon: *tugs him* Nick stop you're scaring the judge
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