these past few chapters have put me through it so i made some memes to laugh away the pain (spoilers up to chapter 252 ahead!!!)
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Sanzu: hey rindou, where my-
Rindou: I don’t know.
Sanzu: you didn’t even let me finish... but ok.. hey ran!
Ran: hm?
Sanzu: where my dr*gs? it said it arrived in the mail a hour ago
Ran: oh rin-
Rindou: AHEM..
Sanzu: ok i’ll ask kokonoi..
Sanzu: KOKONOI WHERE MY-
Kokonoi: up your a*s
Sanzu: tch..
Sanzu: Kakucho where my dr*ugs?
Kakucho: ....
Sanzu: well..?
Kakucho: we threw it away..
Sanzu: ....
Kakucho: EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Rindou: YOU TRAITOR KAKUCHO!!
Rindou, Ran, Kokonoi, and Kakucho start running
Sanzu: get you’re a*s back here...
Sanzu start chasing them around the mansion and when he reaches them, he steps on them until they pass out.
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Bonten's Private Doctor Adventures
Y/n: Government name?
Sanzu: Akashi, Haruchiyo
Y/n: (confused) Your surname name is Akashi?
Sanzu: Sure is, Sweet Cheeks!
Y/n: You have the same last name as Takeomi. I didn’t know it’s a common surname.
Sanzu: Eh it’s because we’re siblings.
Y/n: (genuinely surprised) You’re brothers?
Sanzu: Not by choice.
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Takemitchy joining the fight during Bloody Halloween like -
Follow the booty creator
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No one:
Literally no one:
Bonten! Sanzu: DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAILLLLL!?!?!?!?
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Drunk Rindou moment.
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Ok but jokes aside this was actually a super sweet moment for Ran, showing a different side to him which truly cares about his friends. Sure he made a mistake but he was trying to show respect and say goodbye to two people he cared about
Also shout out to Rindou for silently being there to pay his respects/ check up on Ran
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Genuinely, was that his personal choice or were they only given one outfit to share and Rindou took the trousers lol
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Okay, first of all, It was manslaughter.
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Kakucho: do you Sanzu haruchiyo take l/n y/n to be you lawfully wedded spouse?
Sanzu: I do.
Kakucho: do you l/n y/n take Sanzu haruchiyo to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Y/n: yes I do (looks at him lovingly)
Kakucho: will you sanzu haruchiyo care for them in sickness and in health, and to promise to always provide for them, and to put them before Mikey?
Sanzu: (thinking) uh nahhhhhhh.
Ran: ain’t no way!?!?
Y/n runs off with rindou instead
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Bonten's Private Doctor Adventures
Y/n: Are you allergic to anything? It could be food, medication, or environment.
Kokonoi: I’m allergic to stupidity.
Sanzu: Not getting enough attention from my Sweet Cheeks!
Rindou: Does being allergic to shitheads count?
Mikey: Not eating enough taiyakis.
Ran: I’m too awesome to have allergies.
Takeomi: I have a reaction when I haven’t smoked in awhile.
Mochi: None.
Kakucho: I have no allergies.
Y/n: (thinking) At least two of you can taking me seriously ...
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love me a man with strong principles
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*Y/n walking in Bonten's meeting room with some papers*
Y/n - Okay, it says that someone here crashed a car while being chased by the police because he was suspicious of illegal drugs, who was it?
*cricket noises*
Y/n - Okay, we all know it was Sanzu, but I at least tried to not be prejudiced
Sanzu - I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
*All of Bonten turns to look at him and Mikey raises an eyebrow*
Sanzu - Okay, I did it.
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