The slow caressing drag of the stick over thigh to backside... the almost prim way he grabs his own stick's shaft... the grimace of ecstasy at the force of the blow... the collapse to his knees....
shocked ultimate hockey nerd matthew tkachuk wasn't included in this challenge, guess that'd be unfair to everyone else, but his long-time apprentice was:
NHL JERSEY NUMBERS QUIZ!! play along:
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winner:
runner-up and winner are so completely unsurprising lmao. hockey nerd families amirite
a hockey player bleeding sluttily can be so personal...
in order: calle jarnkrök, zdeno chara, yanni gourde, evgeni malkin, travis konecny, tye kartye, ryan lindgren (x2), jack drury, tom wilson, john marino, nathan mackinnon, matt rempe, jamie drysdale, nicolas deslauriers, trent frederic, anders lee, patrice bergeron, morgan rielly, anders lee, connor mcdavid, tyson jost, kris letang