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chibitorra · 1 year

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Loid Forger is so fucking funny.

Like he’s this world renown spy. He’s very sharp and quick-witted. He’s able to pick a person out of a crowd by simply their gait or decode an incredibly obscure SSS conversation about some wine.

But 73 chapters into this story and he still hasn’t picked up on the fact that his daughter is a fucking telepath, or that his wife kills people on the reg.

Like, what is this man even doing lmao

#Torra rambles #spy x family #loid forger #agent twilight #it's just so funny to me #I started my journey through the anime with my roommate and it's so GLARINGLY obvious that Anya is reading his thoughts at times #howwww has this IDIOT not picked up on that XD #Loid ily

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torra-and-the-toons · 1 month

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I just had a thought that woke me in a cold sweat from a nap...

Since EEnE and KND technically exist in the same world, what if the adults from EEnE are always gone because they're busy terrorizing the KND?

This is not at all a serious headcanon, but it's funny to think about.

#torra rambles #the nonsensical musings of a tiger on 3 hours of sleep #ed edd n eddy #codename kids next door #truthfully it was uh... what's the villain's name who has the retainer #I'm too lazy to look him up rn #but he reminds me of Jimmy lmao #The Boss could totally be Eddy's dad #those were the ones that made me laugh the hardest tbh #Wink and Fibb strike me as Jonny's dads #I wanna say prof xxxl would be edd's dad but he's too whacky #the granny with the food kinda reminds me of rolf #An eene x knd crossover would have been hella funny tbh #they made a 4th wall break about the adults from the eds side

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alexsrandomramblings · 5 years

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"Didn't we kill that thing!?"

"First Order makes them tough."

"And hurty!"

#alex rambles #kazuda xiono #torra doza #star wars resistance #swres

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aceofstars16 · 5 years

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Team “I don’t ship anything in Resistance but I family-ship (is that a thing?) almost every semi main character because they are all one little broken family that need each other”

-Kaz being Torra’s dorky older bro

-Yeger being Kaz’s mentor/father figure

-Neeku being everyone’s way too literal cousin

-Kel and Eila being the little kids that everyone loves

-Bucket being the sassy but trusty dog/droid

-Tam being the annoyed older sister who everyone still loves despite everything

There are probably a bunch of others but honestly I need more of these in my life plz!

#star wars resistance #sw resistance #resistance #kazuda xiono #torra doza #tam #yeger #i also lowkey came up with a crack ship...and then my brain started creating an oc for an oc ship 😂😂😂#but in canon...nahhhh #aceo rambles #resistance spoilers

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holocron-inthe-restrictedsection · 5 years

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STAR WARS RESISTANCE SEASON 2 TRAILER HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!!!

Here’s my reaction to it!

I got kinda rambly talking about it, sorry. I’m not 100% caught up with information about the sequels, so I may have left some things out or have incomplete opinions. A rewatch of season 1 may be in order.

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adeadphish · 5 years

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Just finished Star Wars Resistance and I have one big question for anyone else who watched it:

Does Torra Doza seem very similar to D.va from Overwatch or is it just my imagination?

#star wars #star wars resistance #star wars tv show #torra doza #d.va #phish rambles

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super-hero-girls-netflix · 3 years

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Note: lol. i don’t know if it’s crack but it’s something.

Things Zatanna Needs To Stop Doing (when it comes to Karen): A List

Compiled by Barbara Gordon, a supportive but exasperated friend.

1. Banish any potential suitors from Karen’s life

a. It doesn’t matter if they aren’t good enough- you don’t have the right to interfere

b. ‘They looked at me funny’ is not a valid reason.

c. Neither is ‘We Must Protect Karen!’- at least try to be more original.

2. Disappear Karen’s wardrobe and replace it with outfits she would never chose for herself.

a. It’s invasive.

b. It’s unappreciated.

c. It’s glaringly obvious you only wanted to see her in that romper.

d. And every time you get all huffy when she ends up drawing the appreciative eye

3. Replace her fan merch of (body pillows, posters, albums) Up Past Eight with your own

a. Everyone (but Karen) knows that you only manufactured those pillows for Karen to use

b. It’s creepy how you manage to swap the pillows she cuddles!

c. It thoroughly pisses Karen off- she spends big bucks buying all that merch. So when she retaliates by not speaking to you...you retaliates by not speaking to her. And you leave her flustered and mad (and you are pouty for a whole week before caving and begging for forgiveness.)

d. It’s very obviously not a ‘harmless prank.’ (At least to everyone but Karen.)

4. Cosplaying as Karen’s favorite female protagonists (especially the suggestive ones!)

a. First off, no one wants to see that! Okay- I don’t want to see that. And a select others.

b. Karen has to be treated for severe nosebleeds on good days and for deliria on the more severe cases.

c. ‘I just love seeing you all flustered!~’- if I have to hear that one more time I will throw up.

5.Calling Karen your ‘good luck charm’ and using that as an excuse to hog her to yourself

a. You shouldn’t hog Karen- I could have used her help for that history essay.

b. She has a life outside of you and shouldn’t be taped to your side!

c. No. Really. The tape was too much.

6. Cheating in school to get in more advanced classes to be in class with Karen

a. Don’t even bother denying it, you shameless cheat!

b. I know that Diana sat you down and explained why that was not okay but I’m still peeved.

c. Karen was really confused and disappointed in you. I had to endure an hour of listening to her worried rambles. ‘Zee has been acting weird!’ ‘I think she might be sick- her face is always so flushed when I go to check her temperature.’

7. Guilt-tripping Karen into tutoring you

a. She gets upset when her tutoring doesn’t work (because you are too busy counting her lashes to pay attention!)

b. KAREN. HAS. RESPONSIBILITIES! (We totally had plans the day you dragged her away to study for the ‘pop quiz in chem’.)

c. You get pouty when she sets you up with one of her friends to tutor you.

d. She gets pouty when you actually learn something from them and not her.

e. You get huffy when she suggests that Sam would be a better tutor that herself.

8. Playing ‘nurse’.

a. We all know it’s just an excuse to cuddle her! (Except for Karen.)

b. We all know it’s just an excuse to feed her yourself! And rub her feet! And cuddle her! (Except for Karen.)

c. She gets even more flushes and heated when you dress up as a nurse to ‘get in the spirit of things’.

d. See 4a.

9. Buying her pricey stuff.

a. You know her love language is words of affirmation.

b. She usually doesn’t even know what the stuff is. If you are gonna buy something pricey- at least buy something she likes!

c. You made the lot of us out to be cheapskates! WHO BUYS SOMEONE CHOCOLATE HANDMADE BY JACK TORRAS. She doesn’t even know who that is! It was wasted on her!

10. Casually referring to her as your girlfriend.

a. Lesbians prefer if the term is only used for romantic relationships- let’s respect that.

b. It flusters Karen and she either always hurries to deny it or just goes mute out of embarrassment.

c. You are hurt either way.

And that’s the thing. You keep getting hurt. And keep hurting Karen with how quickly and strongly your moving. Be gentle with her. Go slow. Good things take time.

I don’t want either of you to get hurt.

With all the love and support in the world.

Babs G.

p.s

it’s been a week since I listed your list of improvements (of course I never gave you the list. Though I did make a point to mention some of my points to you.) And now you guys are dating and discussing whether or not to get a cat with your future shared apartment.

Clearly, I have no idea what I’m talking about.

Go wild. Be gay. Do crimes.

What do I know.

I’m keeping this list though.

Just in case.

#i-am-the-eternal-sigh #hope this is crack enough #i thought it was #I was cracking up while typing this #let me know which is your favorite

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chibitorra · 5 months

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I am actually so fucking mad at how Coral Island handled Charles.

They showed us a gourmet meal of potential angst-with-a-happy-ending and they served us fucking day-old McDonald's.

Huge rant and kind-of spoilers under the cut

Charles was introduced as someone who was disowned by his parents in his youth, and was previously cheated on by his ex-partner (and for some reason I'm remembering a wedding night in that too but I can't find the source for that rn) and struggled to find love ever since.

But all we got was Charles being a doctor, losing a book, getting his hair dyed, and-- we started getting somewhere when scott threw that party at the seaside place-- how no one would talk to him about anything but his job, how upset that made him, and his little 5-second-long snippet of angst where he was crying alone on the couch. He even said in one of those events that "if love were to find him it would march right through his living room and into his lap" which I was CERTAIN was going to be foreshadowing of the PC doing just that.

But instead we got more of Charles being a doctor, but to kids this time, and the abomination of pt2 of that where you two just garden. Which, afterwards, he admits to secretly liking you for a long time (which is EXTREMELY funny because Charles honey it's not a secret I've been dating you for a quarter of a month now skdhfkjdhad) and he also admits to never feeling this way for someone before like the man didn't almost get married before having his heart violently ripped from his chest!!

Like, his backstory got left behind and forgotten like cargo luggage that fell off the roof of your car on a long road trip. He only mentions Brooke like... once (twice if you count the book with their name on it in his room) his whole ordeal is treated like an afterthought. All he became in the end was a doctor who's sole personality was just... being a doctor.

and I KNEW someone like Charles, who was cheated on by someone he trusted and that shit stays with you forever, the pain from something like that doesn't just go away, even for a doctor like Charles I imagine.

I wanted so badly for Charles to be this secretly broken man who the PC warms up to, and slowly over time teaches him that it's okay to love to love again, teach him how to trust again. Show him that they love him for who he is, he doesn't have to change his hair or worry about how he looks because they will always love him for him.

God I am so actually sad over the state of his heart events.

And like, it's FINE if anyone else doesn't have a problem with them, I'm not out here trying to shame people for liking the direction they took, it's just not at all what I expected with what info we were given on him.

#torra rambles #coral island #charles coral island #guess I'm boutta start a new file for Nora and Scott #version 1.0 of this game is honestly a bit of a train wreck #I still really love Coral Island don't get me wrong #but like... man

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torra-and-the-toons · 7 months

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A brief look of the inside of my brain currently: