#Totty is going to sleep with me

[girlymatsu]

WAAAHHHH @flyingspicerack thank u for the ideas!! (i doodled some things along with my rambles) LONG POST AHEAD talking about stuff

GETTING TOGETHER…

Abshrhsa I think of thousands of ways osoeri get together… every which way.. but I think canonly their relationship is kind of slow and vaguely romantic for a while!!

Friends that hug for too long and when going out on the train erina is always asking to lean on his shoulder to rest and ends up nuzzling him.. Osomatsu talks to his brothers as if erina is already his girlfriend and brags all the time like “ERINA-CHAN IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!!”

But when its just Osomatsu and Erina they’re close friends but often are shy with their affection at first, osomatsu going so quiet when erina leans on him to sleep and holding his breathe the whole way home.. Osomatsu goes out of his way to inch his hand towards Erina’s and the tips of their pinkies kiss and it makes him tremble out of love overload.. And despite being outgoing Erina is quite shy when initiating things sometimes like she’ll just get closer while laughing and acting like she’s not doing anything ^///^ his hands will just be on top of hers for a while and she will not point it out and let it happen bc she doesn’t want it to end..

Erina is very insecure too I imagine they get closer because Osomatsu gets to know her insecurities and hype her up and thinks she’s even cuter because of them ahdnfndk like erina thinks she’s like.. “fake cute” and that people will be repulsed by her knowing she’s a mess— and though osomatsu doesn’t really understand her mental turmoils he just wants to her to believe that he thinks she’s so cute the cutest in the world like goes crazy over how she’s sincere like wtf.. pure !?

UGH and then and then. I imagine when osomatsu is pushing his luck with her, being perverted and acting really gross towards her until he’s all up on top of her and she doesn’t do anything to stop him… he melts into mush on top of her. Saying that she has to stop him if she wants him to stop, and erina doesn’t want him to stop. And Osomatsu says she’s being dangerous, does that mean she likes him? Erina says what if I did like you… Osomatsu hugging her like you won’t be able to take it back, I don’t think I’ll ever let you go never never— and then it segways into being more bold and becoming a real relationship auagahgaa

MUNDANE THINGS-

i love to think about how they share treats,Erina loves sweet drinks so Osomatsu always gets a taste… sip sip and kiss 😚

And just like how totty and Osomatsu watch videos on their phone I think Osomatsu and erina would do that too, watching funny videos and making dirty jokes.. I think Osomatsu loves it when Erina loves funny sex and poop humor!!

Erina has the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to cleaning and organizing so when she has to do laundry, sometimes osomatsu comes over and either just lays around and just his presence motivates her.. and sometimes he helps but they both get lazy and they just lay on top of the clothes to take a break 💕

I Like to think about also take walks around the city often and erina jumps and fawns over every dog they see 🐶

HOLIDAYS

Erina doesn’t get to go home to her family very often during the year so Osomatsu invites her to spend time with his household during the family oriented holidays.. eating hotpot and she can spend time with his funny brothers and parents.. Matsuyo loves her and tries to insert subliminal messages to give her a grandchild by showing her baby pictures.. I think it’s so sweet erina would very much appreciate not being alone for the holidays and being around people who are close to one another rather than her family that is actually very distant from each other emotionally

AND FOR NON family oriented holidays.. like Christmas Eve for couples.. ofc they go on dates but Osomatsu WILL have his head in the gutter the whole time preparing for getting dirty afterwards— like haha yeah the lights are so pretty, I can’t wait to have sex tonight 🤪 while erina is like wow this is soo romantic.. I cant wait to have sex tonight 🥰

SEEING EACH OTHER ON THE STREETS!

Literally magnetic towards each other they will find a way.. floating over to each other spinning in circles like omgomgomg wowowow I missed u!! And their plans for the day combine like he was out shopping groceries and she was going to get a package well why don’t we go together teeheehee (annoyed choromatsu third wheel)

OK THATS IT FOR RAMBLING IF ANYONE BOTHERED TO READ IT ALL THANK YOU

#osoart #osoeri #erina

[brofightiscancelled]

trying to figure out the boys' schedules from "sakura".....

first grey line is when oso and ichi talk and no one else is home, second one is the morning where oso calls a meeting. the dub says "6am" in that scene, which im taking w a grain of salt but it does seem to be early in the morning at so i'll roll with it

oso seems to be on lunch shift since he works in broad daylight and is off work by sunset. i'll assume he works most days?

karamatsu seems to still be unemployed based on the hesokuri wars description of the "independence (s2)" set, but probably mostly hanging out with his new friends at night

choromatsu seems to also be unemployed but actively looking for jobs, going to employment agencies and whatnot during the day. he's shown at home in the evenings both in this set and in the bathhouse scene with oso

ichimatsu is working at chibita's stand. since it's described as "part time" in the hesokuri wars set, and because i think chibita would only be hiring extra help on his busiest nights, im gonna assume he works long night shifts on the weekends that he has to sleep during the day for (to me it looks like he's eating dinner in the morning meeting, compared to totty's breakfast toast)

jyushimatsu is working some unhelpfully vague part-time job that he leaves for early in the morning and gets home from late in the evening so exhausted that he passes out in his clothes. he says he ate with his coworkers so there's some amount of after-work schmoozing. i think the implication is that he works with kids in some capacity, so i'll assume he's doing some kind of part-time coaching job at a school? long tiring hours but only on certain weekdays

todomatsu is explicitly stated to have gotten a normal full-time job, and schmoozes after work with his coworkers for long hours

so maybe a weekly schedule like this? (being generous and assuming choro/kara have job interviews lined up. and that kara would put planned friend outings out on his calendar)

#osomatsu-san #if anyone else has any helpful deductions please let me know

[spacecadetomoly]

Matsuno Family Diary! Part 3: Christmas time with Jyushimatsu! (Unofficial English Translation)

The following is an unofficial English translation of an official short story released online for members of the official Osomatsu-san fan club. If you want to read the original Japanese version of the story or enjoy the other things the fan club offers it’s members please consider joining: https://osomatsusan-fc.com/ In the room of the Matsuno family sextuplets there is a notebook hidden away behind a bookshelf. This notebook exists so that the brothers may, should they so choose, express the deep feelings and profound thoughts which weigh upon their hearts and minds so heavily that they can no longer be contained. It seems that today someone’s hand is once again turning the pages…. December 24th 2021, Jyushimatsu

Tomorrow is Christmas! So I decided to become Santa and give everyone gifts! Except, you can't get presents unless you're good. You’re not allowed to be naughty! I’ll try and explain the problem: Osomatsu niisan is not a good boy because he farted in his futon last night (let's be careful!) Karamatsu niisan is not a good boy because he used the money he earned from winning at pachinko to buy tacky clothes (let's reflect on that!) Choromatsu niisan is not a good boy because the other day he kept showing me a DVD of a live idol show (people have different tastes!) Ichimatsu niisan is not a good boy because he didn't go to batting practice with me today (I'll go with him tomorrow!) Totty is not a good boy because when I was pretending to be a dog, he made eye contact with me but still ignored me (Mean! Boeh!)* So...I couldn't give any of my brothers a gift. Next, let’s look at mother and father. Mom is not a good girl because she ate all of the cake the neighbors gave her all by herself (I wish I could have eaten it too!)** Dad is not a good boy because the other night he came into our room and then sighed very loudly when he saw our sleeping faces (maybe he’s tired of seeing NEETs go to bed earlier than him!)*** And so in the end I couldn’t give anyone a gift and no one could give one to me either. Let's all work harder for next year! P.S. I didn't do the erotic book thing.

Translator's notes: *I originally had this line as “Totty is not a good boy because he refused to make eye contact with me when I was playing dog with him (Awful! Woof!)” but I wasn’t sure if that was right so I put out an open call for help with the translation and Cinnanom Roll (https://cinnanom-roll.tumblr.com/) was able to translate the raw Japanese text into this much better line. Thank you so much Cinnanom Roll! And if anyone else wants to help me out in the future and take a look at the original text for a line just DM me the line you want to try retranslating. I really do appreciate any help I can get I seriously have no idea what I’m doing. ** I strongly disagree with Jyushimatsu here. Matsuyo did nothing wrong, she fully deserved to eat every crumb of cake and share nothing with her lazy sons. *** Matsuzo also did nothing wrong. He works full time to support six twenty somethings; He’s allowed to sigh about that every once in a while, he’s earned that right. Welp, looks like Christmas was a bust in the Matsuno household. Maybe things will get for everyone in the new year? Up Next: Todomatsu goes to a party!

#osomatsu san #mr osomatsu #jyushimatsu #matsuno family diary #todomatsu #translations

[oh-gh0st]

hi ghost hi hiii

💞

💗

☕

🎡

talk to me about the bussiness man :3

UGGHHH WHYD YOU PICK THE CUTESY ONES. SHAKING YOU........ im assuming you mean my s/i and atsushi. FIIINNEEEEEEEEE..... mumbling and grumbling tho. 💞: im talking about ghost first so i don't get that mad. ok um.... definitely physical affection and words of affirmation. like they love hand holding or hugging or just any kind of physical touch.... they're clingy sometimes scoffs. now onto. atsushi UGH. i see him either wanting to spend quality time or gifts (cause he's rich and ive read wayyyy too many atsutodo fics where he's often buying totty some expensive ass shit). maaayybbee physical touch. if ghost feels nice enough 💗: (i hate you I NEED TO KILL YOU) ermmm. i don't see them cuddling a lot. but if they are its probably just side hugs on the couch. maybe atsushi will be spooning them if they're tired enough (and cus they're small. UGGGHH) same case goes for when they're in....... bed sleeping together. (someone shoot me please) but if sushi is playing on his back he'll let them just lay flat on his stomach. he gets to see their face better that way eye suppose ☕: if ghost has a bad day they're often not outwardly showing whats wrong (but i think sushi will still know from how often they've clenched their fist or pulled on something) so he'll ask what's up and see if there was anything he could do. even if itd have to wait after work. he'd probably set up a comforting dinner date at his place and let them destress. if it was atsushi then ghost would be genuinely concerned, even if its a small inconvenience in his day like something getting messed up at work and delaying him a bit. they're very empathetic when the time calls for it... they're not entirely mean i promise 🎡: ummm i guess atsushi would offer to take them out on trips a lot??? but half the time it doesn't happen or it's a business trip (along with the off-chance he gets to bring someone along with). ghost doesn't like going out too much (homesickness. it gets bad whenever it's more than 3 days away from home) so they just often chill at his place for the day or dinner a lot. dinner dates out in the city or other towns is also included but they don't happen often

#ghost's asks #GOD I FUCKING #BANGING MY DESK AT 1 AM #URRRHGRRHHHHHH U MADE ME TALK ABOUT THEM!!! WHAT TRHE FUCK #i cant see them getting together ngl. unless if totty is involved #imagine this is an au where they somehow end up getting together. smiles #THANK U TINY <3 but ill have to kill you now. grabs knife

[tottymatsuno]

I think about it a lot and how silly and cute it'd be to have a big family with him hehe. It wasn't until I had my baby that I realized it's something I personally wanted!

Like before my baby I was always under the impression I'd have one at the most, two if I went insane but now I can't imagine anything but having a whole school bus with him 🥰

It's really silly because my daughter supports my love for him probably in a very "I'm mirroring mommy singing all my songs with me!" Way. Every time she sees the Ososan art style she yells, "it's Totty!!!!" And she used to call him daddy for a while because she couldn't pronounce the Ds vs Ts.

It just makes me happy bc in my head, if he were real and really in my life I think they'd have a good relationship together 🥺💕💕💕

Idk it's silly like I made some oc kids forever ago, before getting pregnant and I still really love them to this day even tho I haven't gotten as invested in them as I have with other oc kids in the past. It's just fun, and a hold over from when I was 14. It makes me happy even though they're not real, like I still love them like they are if that makes sense? It's comforting.

Anyways I think he'd be a good person to have a family with imo. I believe in my heart of hearts he needs his back and spinal cord snapped in half and rearranged and to undergo ego death in order to get to the point where he's actually breedable but I would do it out of love. 🥰🥰🥰 he's like a glowstick to me

I think he would fr prefer having a large family mostly because I think hes been shown to really like little kids and babies and also in my head he's really lonely. I think he'd go crazy after living in a hectic household his entire life to just being somewhere quiet. He's like when people grow up sleeping with the TV or fan on - he needs chaos like it's his preferred white noise. I just don't think he would be super happy without it.

#blushing teehee I would give him six kids

[sapphire-strikes]

I'm not sure if you're doing requests for Osomatsu san but if you are I'd die for some sleepover headcanons.

Saw this ask and jumped on it; just the kind of thing I needed, anon! (Once again platonic, they're all just attention starved, but it can be interpreted however you like!)

~

• Sleepover initiated with the permission of Mr. and Mrs. Matsuno, of course.

• Totty desperately wants to have the pinnacle sleepover experience and is the only one to actually plan anything when he finds out you're going to be staying over.

"What's the big deal, you're acting like we don't hang out all the time."

"What's the big deal? Are you seriously going to ask me that? What's the big deal? This isn't oden at Chibita's, Oso. They're going to be staying the night, in our room! Just the seven of us, all night long, we can't afford to screw this up! This is the kind of thing that can make or break a relationship, spending the most private hours of the night together like this. I can't have you five doing something stupid and screwing this up for me-US! Screwing this up for us!"

• Spends the last of his cash buying snacks, facemasks for you to do together, and renting a couple of movies. He has this whole agenda planned inside his head, doing his best to predict every possible outcome for the night and steer you into spending the most time with him. When the night rolls around though, Osomatsu ends up eating all the snacks and Jyushimatsu eats all the face masks. So by that point, he has to accept that there's not gonna be any semblance to the night and instead puts his energy into making sure his brothers don't do anything too embarrassing.

• It's not that the others aren't excited, but they've known you for long enough at this point that they're not afraid to be themselves around you. Totty is unfortunately still in the headspace of worrying about scaring you off.

• Every friendship or relationship he's ever tried to build has always come crashing down the moment someone got to know him and his brothers too well; so obviously you just haven't reached that point yet. So now every time you do something like this, that involves getting to know them even better, he worries the only reason you're still hanging out with them is because you don't really know them like you think you do, and it's only a matter of time until one of his brothers does something socially horrific and you start ghosting them. So yeah, there's a lot of anxiety there!

• It takes you actually showing up and a massive cuddle pile on the floor in front of the TV for that tension to finally ease.

• The lack of snacks is even remedied when Osomatsu sweeps in to save the day with take-out. Did he have to scrounge through all of his brothers' wallets just to scrape up enough to order it? Yes, but they probably won't find out until morning, so it's okay!

• How the actual sleeping part of your sleepover goes will vary depending on where you end up sleeping.

• If they roll out the guest futon for you, they'll all probably crowd around it to talk until it's time to go to sleep. More often than not Totty will pull his signature move and approach you in the middle of the night, saying he had a nightmare and asking if he can sleep with you. Tries to ham up his cuteness for sympathy, puppy dog eyes and all until you say yes. Definitely a cuddler, even if he is playing it up a little so you'll find him adorable.

• As you can guess, the others don't like this too much, but the last thing even he was expecting was for them to shamelessly copy his strategy because the next thing you know, Karamatsu approaches you with the exact same line.

"You too?"

"Mmhm!" He nods swiftly.

"Alright, get in here."

• Now you've got Totty glaring daggers over you at him until, guess what, Osomatsu decides he wants to play along as well.

"Okay, now I know you're lying."

"Maybe~"

*Sigh* "Kara, scoot over, make room for your brother."

"Hell yeah, make some room, suckers!"

• After he gets settled, you look back up to see the remaining three of them already kneeling by your now packed futon, but before they even get the chance to ask you decide to make an executive decision and just move to their big one to save time.

• Position is still important though! These will apply to the nights you spend over in the future as well so be sure to choose wisely!

At the end of the futon beside Osomatsu: Actually one of the fairly safe spots on their shared futon.

Oso might keep you up for a little while talking, but he won't bug you too much if you just want to sleep. The others will be trying a little harder than usual to get your attention though, yelling to you from across the futon if they have to, but only because Oso keeps glancing back at them to smirk every time he gets a laugh out of you. You and Totty also text back and forth from here, sending pics from your respective edges.

Between Osomatsu and Karamatsu: This is when things get a little hectic.

Karamatsu will be try to talk to you even if you're trying to go to sleep, so you'll need to be a little blunt if you want him to stop, but if you don't mind staying up to talk to him, Oso will be purposely trying to distract you to annoy him. This includes blowing on your ear, mocking him from behind you, poking you in the side, and just generally being a menace.

You'll also be subject to the offer of a lullaby from Kara, whether or not you expect is up to you but the others will beg you not to.

Between Karamatsu and Choromatsu: A little more peaceful than the previous one.

Choromatsu likes to stay up and read manga and he'll be more than happy to let you scoot up beside him and read along as well, asking you to say when you'd like him to turn the page. While he's not intentionally stealing your attention like Oso does, Karamatsu is gonna step up his game nonetheless, trying to win your attention back and even asking if you'd like to read his fashion magazines with him instead.

Between Choromatsu and Ichimatsu: Another relatively safe spot on the futon.

Ichimatsu won't pay you much mind while you're preoccupied talking to Choromatsu and if you decide you don't want to stay up, Choromatsu will do his very best to keep from disturbing you.

Between Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu: You've officially entered Jyushimatsu territory so things can get a little interesting. This spot will also allow you to talk to Ichi some more since he doesn't feel overshadowed by one of his brothers, and Jyushimatsu doesn't count because the two of them are so close.

If you fall asleep on your back there's a chance that you'll wake up in the middle of the night to Jyushi straddling your waist and unblinkingly staring down at you.

"What'cha dreaming about?"

Or, if you fall asleep on your stomach there's a chance that you might awake late at night to the unmistakable feeling of someone "making biscuits" on your back like a cat before settling down halfway overtop of you with folded arms and a comfortable hum.

Between Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu: Probably the most chaotic spot on the futon.

Totty usually stays up for a while on his phone and offers you one of his earbuds to watch or scroll along with him. That is until Jyushimatsu wants to join in as well and squeezes in between the two of you. They'll be a lot of Jyushi's general silliness as Totty gets increasingly annoyed at being interrupted every time he tries to talk to you. Knowing his luck, the little ruckus the three of you make will get the others involved too and you'll even get to see him "break character" when he finally snaps and attempts to strangle one of them.

At the end of the futon beside Todomatsu: One of the most mellow spots on the futon.

Like the previous spot but without the added bonus of Jyushimatsu directly at your side. You and Totty hunker down under the blanket and watch something low-effort like a sitcom. And surprise! Oso didn't manage to nab all the snacks earlier because he's still got pocky! It's really nice and the spot you'll stay up the latest in since you two end up binging a whole season while sleepily whispering and eventually texting back and forth after the others fall asleep.

• Regardless of how chaotic the night goes, the whole thing really helps Totty stop worrying so much about losing you scaring you off. If you can sleep through Jyushimatsu clinging to your leg, Ichimatsu lying over your stomach, Oso's blaring snores and Karamatsu "serenading you to sleep", then at this point, nothing he could do could possibly make you walk out on them.

#mr. osomatsu #osomatsu san #todomatsu #osomatsu #karamatsu #jyushimatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #turns out Ichi and Jyushi are tag team snugglers #who would've thought

[libertys-lovers]

…

You know, only in the self-ship fandom can I possibly say “I’ve been studying some guy’s sleep schedule” without it coming off as creepy-

…

So anyways I studied Karamatsu’s sleep schedule-

(Well, kind of. I didn’t go looking for every single instance that the bros have slept, but I’m not about to hunt the entire series for that-)

So, judging from Campaign Starting Now, all the bros seem to go to bed before/at 12 AM, but of course none of them actually fall asleep that quick. Kara’s the second one to fall asleep tho (after Jyushi); idk exactly when he dozed off, but the closest time stamp we get to it is 1:47 AM

But then he’s the third one to wake up (after Choro & Totty), at least according to the new movie, sometime after 12 in the afternoon!

Oh, and according to AI they really fucking hate waking up early. Which like… me too man-

~~

Anyways, the whole reason I even brought this up is because I realized that our sleep schedules… aren’t really that far apart? Like we go to bed and wake up at roughly the same time.

‘Cause usually I go to bed at around 1-3 AM, and wake up roughly 12-1 PM… sometimes 2 PM if it was a real rough night NWKEKFK.

And I thought that was kinda cute, because even if Kara goes to bed & wakes up before me, we both know it won’t be too long before we get to see each other again 🥺

#self ship #self shipper #self shipping #romantic f/o #🕶️💥dramatics💥🕶️

[radicheart]

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❤️

@hotty-totty-princess-molly

If we kissed?

[x] Quickie. [?] Tongue. [?] Softly bite your lip. [] We wouldn’t. [?] Long and meaningful. [?] Let’s hit up the bedroom. [] You remember last time? [] Awkward… [] Lol no.

Would I go out with you?

[x] Yes, definitely. [] No. [] I want to, but it wouldn’t work. [] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family. [] You’re cute, but probably not. [] Just simply not my type. [] If I knew you better. [] Already did. [] I don’t know.

If we took a picture together, we’d be…

[?] Hugging each other. [x] Just chilling. [?] Holding hands. [?] Kissing. [x] Acting dumb. [x] Normal picture. [?] You holding me from behind. [x] Me holding you from behind. (Adding this one because he WOULD.)

You are…

[] Cute/Pretty. [] Good looking. [] Sexy. [x] All of the above

You + me + room = …

[x] Movies. [?] Cuddling. [x] Hanging out. [?] Kissing. [x] Playing games. [] Everything. [] Wouldn’t let you in.

You should…

[x] Hit me up. [?] Be mine. [?] Marry me. [x] Reblog this so I can send you a heart. (If you have on her already, LMK!) [] be studying

If we got married, I’d…

[] Divorce you. [?] Make kids. [] Take your money and bounce. [?] Smash every day. [] I would cheat on you. [x] Be faithful. [] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t

#hottytottyprincessmolly #reading you loud and clear (ask)

[relatableanimethings]

I finally bought this bitch

I love you bitch

#Totty is going to sleep with me #In a month or more #Dalla Cina col furgone #Miiuu's unhealthy coping mechanisms #Todomatsu #Totty

[xdutch-destroyerx-blog]

×Shaved Totty. Now he's very angry with me. I think he looks rather... Fierce. 😁

#*endvr: pic starter #*visions of the catpocalypse 😼☠️ #*team pomato instagram🥔🍅 #*totty🐈🥔 #*fluffy minion😼 #×he's going to kill me in my sleep; I just know it.. #(apologies for absence but.. Things happened that made me lose muse..) #(still working on it but.. I'm back for a little while at least..)

[greycaelum]

Grey-chi sound cute! Its so fluffy like little bunny. Also i want to know if kouki and sai ever asked satoru about pet, since we all know if we have pet and satoru in the same room there will be chaos 🔥🔥🔥

P-pardon? It's the first time someone called me a bunny, I'm always associated with a cat. HAHAHAHA! Oh definitely, they have asked for one. Especially Saika.

I've been thinking of getting them; a bird, bunny, or a golden retriever. But then again, who knows... I've been meaning to write this kind of scenario for quite some time but have no drive to finish one. Anyway here it is before I go MIA for a bit, hope you guys enjoy~

—Grey,

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo Satoru X Reader

(Kaleidoscope Series || Clouds and Mochi ||)

[What happens if the kids wanted to adopt a pet?]

[Grey says: Thank you for the 700 followers! I'm still awestruck whenever I see this small space reaches tons of people and all I could say is thank you for visiting and I hope you have fun in your stroll!]

Pet

I.

"Papa, can we get a kitty?"

"No."

The answer came too abrupt that Saika wasn't ready for the rejection at all.

Pretty sapphire blue eyes blink up to meet her Father's bright orbs covered with black glasses while Satoru leans comfortably on the sofa snacking on a jar of konpeito while watching a flying carpet, a blue genie, monkey, helping a guy win over some princess.

From the kitchen you watch your father-daughter doing a silent conference of sorting out their emotions and processing their thoughts. Kouki on the other hand is busy sneaking sticks of carrots from what you're cooking to stuff in his hungry belly.

"Why?" Your daughter asked with such an emotionless voice.

"They're gonna steal your snacks." Satoru countered with a matter-of-fact tone but face stoic as well.

They went silent again. Saika looked to her Father's side profile while Satoru continued watching the film. You doubt he's actually watching. Based on experience, you can proudly tell your husband is evading his daughter's eyes or else he'll give in.

"How about you sweetheart, do you want to get a pet?" You turned to Kouki who retracted his hand and hid them in his pockets, also evading your eyes, and guiltily moved away from the bowl of carrots.

"It depends." Your seven years old son shrugs. "As long as it sleeps outside." His eyes lit up when you push a small bowl of carrot sticks in front of him.

"For example, what pet?" You tasted the curry soup you're cooking and sprinkled a bit of salt.

Kouki didn't answer and kept munching his appetizer before lunch.

"Papa, I want a puppy," Saika started again, from the side of your eyes you can see her tugging the hem of Satoru's shirt.

"Don't you think you're already enough Cat? Tomorrow I'll buy you a puppy." Satoru sighed and brought up his three years old daughter to sit on his lap. "What color do you want?"

"The same color as Mama's hair!" Saika cheered.

Ohhh, the betrayal...

II.

It's still past 8 in the morning and Satoru was already out of the house. You on the other hand rubbed your sore tights and tired legs. You tried asking if Satoru is really buying a puppy but your supposed asking turned to begging... in another area.

Ahem!

"Mama," Saika walks up to you, rubbing her drowsy blue eyes while her hand drags Tottie—the unicorn plushie Kouki gave her since she was a baby, which became something like a security blanket of her.

"Good morning sweetie, how was your sleep." You picked her up and her head dropped on your shoulders while watching you make a cup of tea for yourself and a mug of warm milk for her.

"I dreamed of a puppy with furry coat," she kissed you in thanks for her mug of milk.

"Hmmm, sweetie you know we can't really have the puppy inside much because Kouki onii-chan has allergies, right?"

"A dog house," the Little Treasure insisted.

"Well, we can ask Papa about it later."

A few minutes later Kouki came down as well, dragging his Cinnamorol plushie while holding a brush asking you to tidy his long hair.

These siblings... You shake your head. They seem to have a thing for waking up and dragging their plushies on the floor to find you or Satoru.

"Don't you think we need a haircut Kikufuku?"

But your son only shakes his head. his hair is even longer than Saika's. The door burst open followed by your husband's loud "I'm home!"

"Look Cat, I got you your puppy!"

"Puppy?!" The kids screamed in glee and run out to meet Satoru.

Out of curiosity you also followed but Saika came back marching to the kitchen with a blank look on her face.

Uh-oh... The little miss isn't happy.

However, on the other side is Kouki fawning over the HUGE puppy in the living room. The stuffed toy almost reached your waist and Kouki is exhilarated riding and hugging the softness of the dog with beautiful curly fur.

"Cat?! Don't you like it? Papa had to cross two cities to find a puppy same with Mama's hair," Satoru looked at you with a shocked Pikachu face looking at the door his daughter passed without even giving him a hug.

"Ara, ara..." you shrug and asked Kouki to pull the huge puppy stuff toy to the living room. Satoru on the other hand followed Saika into the kitchen.

"Cat doesn't want the puppy?" Kouki looks up to you while hugging the fluffy dropping ears of the stuffed toy.

"She was expecting a real puppy."

You and Kouki peeked from the corner of the living room and saw Saika wiping her tears on the counter stool while Satoru kneel before her.

"Y-you said y-you'll get a puppy Papa, why did you lie to me?" She hiccupped.

"Don't you like the puppy I got you?" Satoru helped her wipe the fat beads of tears while holding her arms.

"I don't. I want a puppy. Like the one from the TV." Saika protested with a scowl.

"Cat getting a puppy is not just a play, it's a big responsibility." Satoru explains but Saika refuses to bend.

"But I want one..."

"Because?"

"Because!" Saika whined biting her lips, glassy blue eyes refusing to look at her father.

"Look at me Cat, tell Papa why you want a puppy," Satoru shakes his daughter's hand until Saika finally looks at him.

"Because puppies are fluffy and, and I want a pet like my classmates too," she confesses.

"You have to bathe it, give it meals, you have to be responsible for it. Watching from the TV is different from taking care of one, the puppy will pee and poop and you have to be responsible for it too."

Saika is finally out of words to speak and casts her head down.

"Papa is not saying we cannot get a puppy, but what I'm trying to tell you is that it's a little too early for that big responsibility. We should start with small steps, okay?" Satoru brushes her bangs.

From the sides, you watch calmly as the father-daughter talks it out. Kouki on the other hand is already laying on top of the puppy's back.

With a flick of fingers, your children could get anything material they want but they should know the importance of it and learn responsibilities before they could get what they want.

"Papa is sorry for joking about the puppy."

Saika whined.

"I'm sorry munchkin, can Cat forgive Papa?" Satoru cajoled.

"..." Slowly she gave in and nod, stuffing her face into Satoru's shoulders and hugging her father's neck.

"Thank you." Standing up Satoru carried her to you who's leaning by the doorframe.

"How about we go to the zoo?" You proposed and rub Saika's back.

III.

"If I'm gonna get a pet it would be that one," Kouki pointed out the striped orange and black big cat lounging inside the enclosure. "It looks like Yuji-nii!" He cheered running to the fence to get a closer look.

"What's wrong sweetie?" You look back to Saika who is clutching Satoru's neck, hiding away.

"We can buy you another hoodie later," Satoru comforted her. Earlier her unicorn hood fell off of the gorillas' enclosure the staff told you they can't get it out anymore.

"Look there sweetie," you poke her cheeks and pointed to the furry beast with white and black patches on their fur, holding a bamboo to their mouths.

"Kikufuku, let's go?" You called out and Kouki came back running.

"Come down Cat, I'll hold your hand," Kouki waved down her sister and opened his hands.

"Come down?" Satoru asks and Saika nodded, accepting her Kouki onii-chan's palms. "Don't cry okay? You can have mine." Kouki removed his furry kitty hood and clumsily fasten it around his sister's neck.

"You can go look at the pandas, Mama and I will sit here." Satoru adjusted the unicorn backpack strap around him and tug you to a bench not far away and waved on your two smol beans running to reach the fence of the pandas where a caretaker is feeding the baby ones.

"Should we get them a pet?" Satoru asks, draping an arm around the back of your shoulders while sitting on the log bench.

"The question is, what pet exactly? Surely not a cat..." You trailed down, remembering a certain memory. Giggling you poke his cheeks. "I already got a high-maintenance cat here."

"Hey! I don't hate cats... At that time the feline you're taking care of is just a ball of a devil!" Satoru pouted leaning over to rest the side of his face above your head. His other hands found yours and plated with your fingers.

"Well... How about..." Your eyes flew to Kouki and Saika awestruck and fawning over the baby panda.

"We need a pet that won't take their attention to much... from us." Satoru grumbled.

"What are you? A clingy boyfriend?" You rolled your eyes.

"I'm a clingy husband!" He declared. His mouth opened, baring his sharp canines and went to chomp-chomp your exposed shoulders.

"Satoru! Stop, you cheeky brat!" You gasp feeling him nibble your skin. "Get off," you hissed with eyes starting to draw to the both of you.

"Papa, why are you biting Mama?"

A pair of bright blue eyes and the other one identical to yours blink in curiosity. Kouki immediately covered Saika's eyes and shut his eyes too.

"Satoru!" You elbowed him and slip away, grabbing your kids' hands. "C'mon, your father forgot to drink his medicine this morning."

"Hey! Don't leave Papa behind!" Satoru wailed grabbing the unicorn bag and hurried to catch up with the three of you.

IV.

"It's so tiny and colorful," Saika whispered.

"It has the same color with your eyes Cat," Kouki nodded and both their eyes followed the moving thing.

"Is this really for us Papa?!" Saika cheered running over to hug Satoru's leg and look back at the newly installed fish tank with several colorful tropical fishes swimming here and there.

"Can we feed it? Can we?" Kouki run to join the two with hopeful eyes.

"Sure, just tiny bits. No overfeeding or else they'll go BOOM!" Satoru made an exploding sign with his hands but the kids are already scrambling to grab a chair and feed their new pet.

"Well, glad that worked out," you removed your scarf and hung it on the holder, slipping your cold hands underneath Satoru's shirt warming yourself from the heat of his hard muscles and smothering your face on his broad back.

Satoru turned around and wrapped his arms around you.

Standing on your tiptoes you reach to give his soft lips a light kiss and rest your head on the expanse of his hard pecs. It's so good to be home... You sigh in satisfaction feeling him tighten his hold and kiss the crown of your head.

"Honey, Megumi showed me this picture of a hamster, maybe we can—"

"Wait, wait," you frowned and look up at him. "I thought we agreed only with the fish."

"Well, it was too cute..." He laughs nervously. Evading your eyes.

Evading eyes when guilty seems to run deep in the Gojo bloodline. You squinted and it dawned on you what he's trying to tell you.

"Don't tell me..." You pouted.

Satoru's lower lip jutted down too and lower his glasses looking at your with puppy eyes. "Please?"

"After you made your daughter cry over getting a pet?!" You shake your head and flick his forehead. "Now look you're the one desperate to get a pet."

"Ouch! Honey!" He whined hugging you tight.

"Did you really buy it?"

"Yeah! Megumi is bringing it in later!"

"Papa, Papa," the two munchkins interrupted again squeezing themselves between you and Satoru's hug.

"What is it? Can't I kiss your mother properly?" Satoru sighed and made space.

Saika motioned for the two of you to lean down.

"Hmmm?"

Soft small lips kissed both of your and Satoru's cheeks.

"Thank you, Papa, thank you, Mama!" Kouki and Saika grinned ear to ear.

Bonus:

Kouki looked at the hamster and back to Satoru who's feeding the fishes with Saika for the third time today.

"Papa is this for us too?"

"Yeah!"

Kouki turned to his Megu-nii talking to you while eating some melon bread you made.

"Megu-nii!" Kouki runs to his elder brother's hand and tugs him to follow his lead.

"What is it, Kou? You like the hamster?" Megumi ruffled the mochi's head and kneeled down to be at the same height. "I tried finding one with your hair color but this is the only I could find the closest."

"I love it Megu-nii! What's his name?" Kouki pointed to the resting blond hamster, waiting for Megumi's answer.

"Uhm... well. He has none. Why don't you name it?" Megumi offered to Kouki who look back at the calm golden furred hamster.

A certain blond man came to his mind.

"Ken-chi," Kouki nodded. "His name is Ken-chi!"

—GreyCaelum

PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME

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[zhiamomence]

whenever suematsu mentioned i still rememeber that one drama cd ososan matsunoke no wacchatto shita kanji 3 ( i think) where the last skit in there is highly best sue moment ive ever heard (and also choukei too they really funny in here)(and ichi too, you'll see)

I heard this full ver on youtube one time (before it deleted, so sadly i cant find it anymore im so sorry) but i can try to remember anything what i heard from that skit (even my understanding with Japanese speaking is not that great, but this one seems simple and yet quite understandable for some part, but i know its canon so!!!!!!!!!) Also this is super long so i keep it under read more feel free to read anytiem

sue? more like ueE

In the beginning, it seems like sextuplets on the date with Totoko (Like in Kinko episode when they mentioned about the schedule Totoko shopping date yeAH SOMETHING LIKE THAT) at Chibita's oden, but they all waiting for Jyushimatsu. He appear running toward to the oden cart,rushes and straight up apologize to Totoko while his brothers mad at him bcus he came here very late. And then they all go eating some foode together!!!!!!!! Dinner time

And while they preparing to eat some good oden freshly cooked by Chibita, Totty notice something wrong on Jyushimatsu. He asked,

"Is something wrong on your head? It look swollen on that side" and that make Jyushi started gasps in concern that his brother found out about that, even Ichi notice it too and wonder if he okay but Jyushi brushes it off with "I got clumsy I fell down! It's not big deal" and that make Totty notice something suspicious about it.

Time skipped at night time (its time their sleepy sleep time <:]) Jyushimatsu brushes his teeth before bed, but when hes done and turns around Totty walks in to say something.

"Jyushimatsu-niisan. Why did you lie about that?"

"Eh?" Jyushi stopped.

"You lied to me about you clumsy and fell. Who did it?"

Jyushi notice Totty's tone is serious so Jyushi tried his best to keep up with his lies but Totty know hes so bad at it.

"Dekapan just called me in concern if you're okay. And he told me that someone hit you that you got hospitalized. WHO DID IT?"

(this part make me go shit my pant anyways/j)

So basically Totty found out why Jyushi went late for the hanging out time with Totoko and Jyushi told him that its okay theres no need to worry about it but Totty refuse and started to yell.

Choro and Ichi heard Totty's yell and went to see them whats up, Totty explained everything and said hes going to see the guy who hurt Jyushi. In the middle of the night.

This part I dont remember/understand whats going on but it seems like Choro and Ichi kinda refuse to believe Jyushi got hurt like Ichi said "No way he got hurt you know he's strong right?? When Jyushi said it was just accident maybe it was an accident" and also this part of the skit got some serious tone argument in ososan drama cd ever. no bgm like it use to, the yell, the anger, Jyushimatsu's sweating or anxiety acted up as Totty is so mad about it behind, and then Choukei appears

"Ey whats up whats the yelling lol" "Did we, The Top Brothers missed something hm~~?"

"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!" Choro kick choukeis out of the room and the Totty switched his outfit from pajamas to his epic pink hoodie swag to go out to go see the culprit for revenge. For Jyushimatsu.

Jyushi told him to stop, he dont have to do it for the sake of his pain, eventhough Totty decides to do this to protect his brother. Ichi and Choro grow concerns about his decision and told Oso and Kara to stop him this instant (eventhough these two dont know what the hell happene but follows what Choro said)

(This part make me wonders recently, bcus this drama CD released after season 2 AND before movie, we already know that older bros protect Totty when they were teenagers, maybe bcus, you know, he baby BUT ALSO his bros get use to it protect him when he can easily scaredy cat when it comes to danger, he goes hiding behind one of them

AND WE KNOW THAT HE STILL DO THAT which is kinda valid. But bcus they all already adult Totty knows that whenever older brothers is in trouble, he, of course, gotta do something for the safety ((unless some part is not about him he knows his ego lol)) He knows that standing there crying like a baby and feel useless is not working anymore. So basically he already brave enough to help them back. Remember the episode about mixer interview in season 1? When he said if he accomplish something important to graduate as NEETs/virgins, he'll help his brothers. And maybe it just me but I didn't not expect Totty might accomplished his courageous like that and prepare for it to save Jyushi from this drama CD. Thats insane. I wish this can be animate okimdone)

As Totty slides open the entrance house door, they all saw someone unfamiliar outside. It's a kid. Jyushimatsu knows him.

Jyushi surprised why this kid is here in the middle of the night and the kid straight up screams " I'M SO SORRY! " The kid explained that it was his fault that he did hit Jyushi's head (with baseball bat i believe) too hard ended up make Jyushi collapse and hospitalize in the end. Jyushi told him that dont feel bad about it and told he dont have to come here at all. I think the kid about to cry??

And then Totty step out to move aside Jyushi away, and face the kid. Choro was about to say "Totty, no! Don't do it" but it cut off with Todomatsu's serious word to the kid. (this part im not sure it 100% right but basically he said something like this) :

"Its quite brave of you that you came here for apologize to Jyushimatsu-niisan. Even I just want to see whoever hurt my brother just for the talk, but I heard that loud and clear. Thank you for being understand what you've done. Did you came here by yourself? Let me take you home. I'm pretty sure your parents worried about you." He said that while gave a pat on kid's head and smiles. The kid cried.

Jyushimatsu let out his big sigh of relieve and lay down on the floor, let out his word "THANK GOD IT TURNS OUT WELL!!" as we can see that Jyushi is super worried about Totty's behavior when it turned serious. Choro heard that and he did a cute happy laugh (im not kidding????? Kamiya's made this laugh really cute in this one) and then Totty look back smiles more and Choukei at the back were like "Welp we did it lol we save the day"(<- didnt do anything)

In the end Ichi attacks on the kid with a wrestling and threatening "How dare you hurt my brother like that I'm going kill you right now" and the bros tried to stop him while the kid is in pain. Thats the skit.

Literally kinda rare to talk about it cus I never seen anyone translate any wacchatto shita kanji at all except the few (audios, mostly) but the few from vol 1 and this skit from vol 3. Anyway s SUEMATSU MOMENTS BRO!!!!!!!!! SUE MOMENT WHEN THE WHEN THE TODOMATSU HELPE JYUSHIMATSU IS SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZAMN!!!!!!!!

As youngest siblings of 3, I need to see more suematsu content in the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gaming moment

anyways about this cd i heard on youtube years ago I only remember only three skits from such as this good sue skit , chibita&ichi talk about kitties, and nenchuu fights (i think anyone knows about their WUOW!!! lol)

#osomatsu san #very long #osomatsu-san #todomatsu #jyushimatsu #suematsu #i might do the chibita and ichi skit bcus that one is really funny compare to this one LMAO #that made me realised ichi is so funny from this cd #tbh idk why i need to make long ass post about it i just need to let it all out my ososan memories where literally everyone didnt know abou #zhiatalk

[oh-gh0st]

😍💤☕💔

HAI HAAIIII AEROOOO!! ok u are giving me gut punchers tonight........ WE'LL SEE HOW ALIVE I AM AFTER THIS 😍answered this one already !

💤: like i said both jyushi and shinrei take up the whole bed. they are very spacious sleepers.... but when sleeping together they're often spooning each other and cuddling ^v^ CUTE STUFF SMILES. but shinrei does often steal the blanket from jyushi.... he doesn't mind all too much tho heheh. shinrei likes to sleep on her side or stomach a lot with like... one leg up and one arm under her head kind of deal (i forget what the position is called..) but she likes to cling into one of jyushi's arms or his torso when he's asleep since i see him being a back or side sleeper :3 ☕: with shinrei's bad days she'd usually hole up inside her home for a few days before going back outside, but after she gets to know jyushi that is Not an option anymore. he will come over and will figure out if there's anything than he can do to cheer her up, like letting her talk about her problems if she wants to and if she doesn't then he'll let shinrei cuddle him and get any kind of emotions out. he will try cracking jokes and giving her hugs and kisses (which does work a lot of the time heheh). but if it was the other way around shinrei would probably do the same as jyushi does to her, but she'll be saying a lot of comforting and reassuring words (imagine her knowing all the right words to say to him) that helps him cheer up a bit :3 i hope that makes sense...... 💔: CRYING..... ok with shinrei she does find it a bit annoying to be away from him (esp when its months on end) but she manages. jyushi on the other hand..... i think he'd often ask totty to use his phone to video call or text shinrei all day and into the late hours of the night whenever he can (he just want to make sure shes ok!!) i think he would find it a bit more difficult to handle... but as soon as shin gets back from tours he's literally tackling her down to the ground in a bear-hug whenever he sees her. it'll only take like 2 seconds....

#ghost's asks #shinushi #YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING ME SHAKE VIOLENTLY IRURIHUGHDFHHHH..... i was not expecting to write kind of angst content #ok BUT IT WAS FUN DOING SO. im a sucker for angst what can i say!!! #THANK YOUS AEROOOO <333 i hope these are good eheh :333

[tottymatsuno]

Tw: abusive bfs

Authors notes: sfw! Also warning, this story was written as a one shot but I’ll be expanding this bc I think it’s a good idea. Inspired by a conversation with @nenchuu and @lesbiabmatsu and I believe @friedmatsu was there too! This is a “Totty’s gay ass steals someone’s gf (me) and ends up fucking them while the boyfriend is there every night” story. Sorry. Not here ofc here is sfw and just pining.

From Far Away, my Love

Todomatsu sighs once more with the nail polish brush dripping onto the hem of his peach pajama bottoms.

You look so pretty with that mint tea mask on…Even the towel wrapped around you shoulders is so fashionable since it’s on you. Todomatsu could ask to borrow your chapstick next, couldn’t he? That way it’s like an indirect kiss?

He sighs again, this time swooning just a little bit on the way down. Your lips look so soft from over here, Todomatsu wishes he could lean over and see for himself.

Another drop of robins egg blue lands on Todomatsu’s pants, and so he’s blessed with your eyes on him.

“You need some help?” You set your bottle of tea down, and open up your pinchers. Todomatsu smiles with the heat rushing to his face, and his heart skipping a beat.

“Only if you wanna.” He’s able to mask just how nervous it makes him when your skin touches his. This should be nothing, spending the night here, your body heat next to his, Todomatsu’s hands on your face and your own on him.

It should be normal by now just based off of the frequency of occurrence…but Todomatsu shivers at the slightest brush of your thumb against his index finger during the second long passing of the polish.

It’s late, so late that Todomatsu’s sure his brothers all think he’s been having a wild and crazy time instead of sleeping on the floor in your living room all alone.

That’s where this is going to end, after all. Eventually when it’s around 3AM, you’ll get a text message saying it’s time for you to go to sleep. You’ll try to put it off for another hour by saying you’ll be there in a second. Ten minutes will pass, and that dumbass will come out and wait until you get up and follow him.

Then Todomatsu will be alone in your living room, where everything smells like you, where everything feelings like you, everything reminds him of you, and he will stare at the ceiling. Counting each dimple and divots until he goes to sleep.

He can’t touch himself out here because it’s rude and he wouldn’t be able to explain the stains, but it hurts to be without a physical release. His chest will constrict and he will grow dizzy with love sick poetry.

But it’s not like this is Todomatsu’s first rodeo with unrequited love! No, as a thirty one year old virgin he’s super experienced with that! It’s not something he’d brag about, but Todomatsu has grown accustomed to wanting to be touched and to touch in return. To talk to girls and for them to talk to him back. He wants to be kissed, kissed, and kissed until he can’t breathe, and he’ll dream of it.

That’s what’s waiting for him tonight.

You paint his nails, but to be honest you’re pretty sloppy at it. The color looks nice on his skin, but probably it’s because you applied it there. Your eyebrows furrow in concentration, and that mask is beginning to crack. You’ll need to remove it soon.

Todomatsu leans back to keep control of himself. He can’t lean forward to get into your space, that isn’t right.

“Thanks.” Todomatsu breathes out when you finish his pinky toe. “No, thank you for spending the night again!”

“Of course! You know I love spending time with you.” Todomatsu licks his lips as you raise back up. “I wish I could be with you even more than just this.”

Todomatsu wishes he could stop himself from following up with, “I love you so much.” His voice cracks with emotion, he sounds so pitifully sweet. There’s a level of sincerity Todomatsu probably should have hidden, because his confession sounds as romantic as he intended.

You smile brightly at Todomatsu, but for some reason it just doesn’t reach your eyes. In fact it looks like you’re tearing up and not in a good way.

You cap the nail polish carefully, and reach out to Todomatsu where you hold both of his hands in yours.

“I wish we loved each other the same way.”

That’s ambiguous! What does that mean!? Do you love him back?! Or are you letting him down gently?!

Soon you laugh, and wipe at the corner of your eyes. You’re careful to avoid the clay mask as you confess, “It’d be nice if you were my boyfriend instead.”

“I could —” The sound of the bedroom door opening makes Todomatsu jump. You both turn towards it, and that bastard you call a boyfriend steps out.

“Alright, let’s pack it up.”

Todomatsu grits his teeth, and bites back a comment that would make you hate him. He instead settles for, “Oh ew, who woke up your dad.”

You snicker under your hand.

“Isn’t there a Peter out there missing his cutie fairy or whatever? Why are you still here?”

Todomatsu waits for you to defend him, and smiles smugly when you tell your boyfriend, “Just shut the hell up and go lay back down already. Please?”

You stand up, muttering cuss words under your breath, “I need to wash my face.”

“You look gross with that shit all over you, but I’ll give you till the time I’m done getting a glass of water to be in the room or else I’m locking you out.”

You take you time, walking slowly to the bathroom while your shithead boyfriend rushes to the kitchen.

“So when are you getting a boyfriend.”

“I’m not, but I’m working on having sex with your girlfriend.” Todomatsu spits out in one of his most cutesy, flamboyant voices yet. “I think I’m getting close! You’ll be the first to find out though!” He even winks.

Your boyfriend sneers at Todomatsu, then fills a small cup of water from the tap, takes a sip, then walks back to the bedroom.

The door slams and the sound of the lock clicks.

You peek your head out of the bathroom, and see the closed door. Your upper lip twitches in anger, and you return to washing your face.

Todomatsu likes that about you, he thinks in a daydream. That you defended him, and that the only reason you’re not his is because you’re loyal. And you’ve been with this creep for so long! That’s it!

When you step out, you don’t even look back towards the door. Instead you walk over to Todomatsu’s palette on the floor, and you control your descent onto his lap.

“You should break up with him, he’s such an asshole!” Todomatsu tells you as he hugs you with both arms, squeezing you tightly.

“I’ll marry you when he’s out of the picture, I promise!”

You giggle, before pivoting a few times in order to roll around with Todomatsu, “Promise? I would love to be a Matsuno!”

“I’ll add you to my family registry tomorrow, so kick him out already!”

Todomatsu’s hands are clammy and his eyes swirling because he’s going to kiss you. He mentally preps in the half second he budgets for himself, before Todomatsu plants an innocent peck on your cheek.

You grab your phone and type out: hit da bricks, Totty and I are getting married

Todomatsu presses send for you, and the two of you laugh evilly when you see the reply: I’ll just go fuck myself then :/

In the end you don’t get up until Todomatsu falls asleep holding you in his arms. He thought he would never be able to actually rest with his face ran hot, he felt so feverish and flushed with a thunderous heartbeat. You fit perfectly in Todomatsu’s arms which fueled a bedtime fantasy marathon about being newlyweds and in love.

You laid quietly holding on to Todomatsu’s torso tightly, and in the end when Todomatsu closed his eyes for the last time that evening, he thought of your lips pressed gently against his.

The next morning when he wakes up, Todomatsu is unfortunately all alone on the living room floor. He looks at the closed bedroom door with his hand clutching his peach pajama top.

He’s not going to win this, is he? Isn’t he fighting a battle Todomatsu’s definitely unable to win?

Todomatsu opens his mouth, thinking of all of his love for you, and whispers your name only to hear a single bubble pop out of his throat.

#roros fics #Todomatsu x self insert #thank god we got read mores on mobile now right #for contexts sake I’ll reblog this with the inspiration and stuff #I don’t remember if I fixed this but the last few paragraphs I wrote half the sleep

[whumpmatsus]

SO the concept I was thinking about is like...

the sextuplets are in their early to mid 20s, right? imagine this is when their doctor decides they should probably all get their wisdom teeth removed, because well, while most of them aren’t causing any problems, at least one of them probably has impacted wisdom teeth that are giving them pain, and taking them out for all the brothers will prevent future problems

so they make appointments, probably one by one so that their poor mother doesn’t have to deal with SIX boys in post-op pain (but also because I’m a sucker for the brothers dogpiling the SHIT out of one who happens to be sick or hurt or recovering)

Osomatsu goes first because of course he does, he’s the oldest so he’ll go first and show his baby bros it’s no big deal! except when they come to pick him up he’s really out of it, and keeps looking from one brother to the other because he’s so drugged he can’t tell them apart??? and doesn’t realize he has the exact same face?? he comes out of it once he’s been home for an hour or so, but then the next day his face is really bruised and everyone teases him forever but they also spoon milkshake into his mouth because he wants a milkshake, and if they didn’t feed him then he’d try to use a straw for it despite the doctor saying not to

then Karamatsu, who’s a little spooked by how it went with his older brother, but hey, he’ll take it like a champ. he’ll do much better! and he does... until they come to pick him up and he’s singing nonsensical bullshit while the anesthesia wears off, all the nurses are laughing and cooing and petting his head and when they take his hand he tries to strum their fingers like a guitar. it’s almost like he doesn’t notice his brothers until they’re dragging him out. he’s in some pain and bruises similarly to Osomatsu, and ends up wearing this ridiculous-looking ‘sock’ that goes all the way around his head, but it keeps two ice packs on his cheeks so he doesn’t have to hold them because ow ow ow his face HURTS

Choromatsu tries to be brave because, well, he knows this needs to be done and he doesn’t want dental problems down the road!! he’s still super anxious, though he seems actually pretty mellow when he’s coming off the drugs... then his brothers come in and he’s immediately clinging to them, sobbing that “Osomatsu-nii-san, they took my teeeeeeeth!!” and he cries the whole way home. there’s a video of it, because Totty learned from the first two that he has to record this shit. Choromatsu doesn’t sleep too well thanks to the pain, but thankfully one of the others is happy to sit up with him until he falls asleep again

Ichimatsu is probably the one with the impacted tooth problem and he does not want to go to surgery; eventually the pain wins out and he sucks it up. given how well his older brothers handled it, he’s dreading the whole thing. however, he’s in a much calmer state when they come to pick him up, so drugged that he’s just cooperating. they’ve got one of the cats in the car so he can cuddle on the way home, and he just cries because “you brought this for me??? oh my God you’re so nice I love you guys so much” he’s still pretty agreeable while he recovers, though he’s stubborn about taking the prescription pain meds unless he really needs them

even though Jyushimatsu is nervous about it, he mainly just wants it all to be over, so, to be over, it has to happen! at least he has his brothers to take care of him! he’s very groggy even when he comes out of anesthesia, the doctor and nurses are worried but the others assure him that this is kinda just how he is, and he’s alert enough to know his brothers are taking him home. he keeps asking to see Jyushimatsu, to everyone else’s amusement, because apparently he doesn’t realize he’s Jyushimatsu?? after he gets home he sleeps a lot, only waking up to take medicine and eat pudding

and Totty goes last because he’s the baby, and also because he’s terrified!!! he’s made his brothers promise not to post videos online if they record anything at all, since he knows he’ll end up acting really dumb. when he comes out of it, he’s weepy and calls his brothers “nii-chan” and wails that he doesn’t want to eat kayu forever because that’s gross! he keeps trying to put his own beanie on Choromatsu’s head until the drugs actually finally wear off, then grumbles that Choromatsu tooook iiiiiiiiit, how rude. he gets babied to hell and back, of course, because he’s the baby, and gets free snuggles with everyone even once it’s obvious he feels better

LIKE SORRY I’M THINKIN ABOUT THIS, LOOK AT MY BIG OLD GALAXY BRAIN

#mod post #Osomatsu san #whump #surgery #wisdom tooth extraction #anesthesia #post op #caretaking #Osomatsu #Karamatsu #Choromatsu #Ichimatsu #Jyushimatsu #Totty #Choro's reaction is my favorite because ''NII-SAN THEY TOOK MY TEEEEEETH'' ahaha my poor Chorobun XD #Ichimatsu's is good too because he's all crying and admitting that he loves his brothers apparently it DOES take pulling teeth for that #and poor Osomatsu djfdlafkla being so confused not being able to tell his brothers apart and not realizing HE LOOKS LIKE THAT TOO #aaaaa I love my boys ahahaha

[osomagine-san]

I want headcanon about being friends with the matsu and basically be considered as one of their siblings!

No problem!!! First I want to link you to my last sextuplet platonic headcanons!! This one will be different but I didn’t know if you saw that one :) Also no readmore because I’m on mobile TuT

Osomatsu:

Literally thinks of you as a sibling. He’s surprised if you knock on the front door, and counts you as “one of us” when talking about the sextuplets. He sometimes forgets that you aren’t!

“At least one of us is getting their shit together,” is something he says a lot (assuming you’re getting your shit together)

If you have a job, he shows up and asks for free things, claiming to be your oldest brother. He no longer expects anything to come of this

All of them bother you for loans and treats, but this guy is by far the worst. That being said, he actually owes you the least because when he wins at pachinko, he pays off a little bit. Don’t tell Chibita.

But he IS like an older brother to you. He does his best to protect you if necessary, and gives (shitty) advice if you need it. The good thing about his advice is that if you do the exact opposite of what he says, usually things turn out okay!

Karamatsu:

Because you’re so close to the six of them, there are a lot of times where Karamatsu ends up being the butt of the joke. Sometimes, you’re the one making it, too

But it’s not like he minds all that much! Not when it comes from his brothers, and not when it comes from you. Plus, you always reassure him afterwards that you care about him a lot

Karamatsu probably thinks of you as his “other”— you know, Osomatsu and Choromatsu are close; Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu are close; Todomatsu outsources, so he’s left all alone

During squabbles, if you side against him, he makes a point of being over-dramatic in a way that assures you he’s not taking it personally. Something like, “[Y/N], how COULD you? Siding with those demons over ME, Karamatsu? Well, I suppose that’s the way of the world... if you change your mind, you can always return to me, my dearest friend.”

He invites you to stay the night often. You decline. You’ve tried. Sleeping in a room with six other people is nightmarish.

Choromatsu:

Asks you for job advice, references, etc., a lot, but you have never been contacted once

Just like in the last imagine, he does try to emulate you to a certain degree. He can be something of a yes man, but only if he actually agrees with you

Hangs out with you when you’re hanging out with Osomatsu. It’s nice to have that common ground with him. Obviously, the shenanigans you get into as a trio are incomparable to the shenanigans sokudomatsu got up to back in the day, but it’s still fun

He loosens up a bit around you. It took a while, because at first, you were someone he wanted to impress; now that you’ve basically been adopted into the household, that’s no longer true. You’re not actually related, so he can be a tiny bit more honest with his goals with you. There’s freedom in having someone so close to you that you don’t also have to live with

You watch a lot of movies together, and then bitch about them. Neither of you are sure when this started, but it’s your favourite pastime, now. It usually takes about twice as long to watch the movie because of how often one of you pauses it to complain

He used to invite you to idol shows before you did the movie thing together! Now that you’ve got that, he has his own thing. He still sometimes invites you, though, if he knows you’re a fan of this particular group/person.

Ichimatsu:

It’s hard to discern Ichimatsu’s feelings about you, because he reacts to just about everything in the same way

That being said, if you’re just hanging out by yourself, he’ll find the nearest cat and drop it on you

Ichimatsu’s favourite way to hang out with people is in comfortable silence, so you probably find yourselves doing that for hours at a time. It’s so relaxing to just unwind in the presence of someone else, without feeling any pressure to strike up or hold a conversation

That being said, sometimes you find just the right topic and just the right wavelength and passionately discuss one subject for hours. It’s the kind of conversation that no one else can interject into. Sometimes, this means an argument as you try to force the other to see it from your perspective; but it’s never a fight

He’s the easiest brother to buy gifts for. Just get the guy some cat treats for his cats!

This is the deepest relationship Ichimatsu has, probably. The ability to relax in the presence of someone else is not a pleasure he’s able to have with any of his brothers— the key word here being “relax”.

Jyushimatsu:

Is a huge enigma. You never quite know what you’re getting into with him, or what he’s going to do next

Hanging out with him has taught you to plan around uncontrollable variables, which is a life skill you’ll have forever

At some point, though, you learn to predict his unpredictability. You never know what he’s going to do, but you know when he might!

He can sometimes ask really hard questions. Really existential, really weird; with anyone else, it might send you spiralling, as you think about all the ways you’ve wasted your life; with him, though, it’s all lighthearted. Everything is going to be okay, because these hard questions are followed by a ridiculous example

Yes you have walked him in the dog costume before. Ichimatsu told you it was “an honour— he doesn’t let just anyone do that, you know.” So you did it. You certainly have feelings about it, but... what are they?

Todomatsu:

Also thinks of himself as not having an “other”. Again, Oso & Choro are/were close; Ichi & Jyushi are close; and “Karamatsu’s always been kind of a loner.” So he drags you around a bunch, too

He thinks it’s so great to have someone he’s close to. He brings you to mixers because you both know that you’ll respect (and maybe even help) the other if you’ve made a connection. But even if you don’t, it’s still good to have someone you know around to shittalk all the stuck-up people that are also in that situation. “Look at them, acting like they’re better than us... well, they’re here, too...”

He’s the first person you tell about a job opening at your place of work. You heard he’s had a bit of experience, and honestly, he’s so social he could probably blend in anywhere. He makes you promise not to tell his brothers when he does apply.

He absolutely tries to act like your little brother. Whining, asking for things— and you play your part as the older brother of a twenty-something-year-old: “Totty, what the hell is wrong with you?”

He’s easily spooked. You’re happy to help him through whatever it is that’s getting to him— maybe it’s the dark, or he saw something out of the corner of his eye, or there’s a weird silhouette in the distance that turns out to be one of those big inflatable dudes— either way, you’re on speed dial and he’ll call you for everything like that. Regardless of time.

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