#Tw: swearing

[nell0-0]

I am totally in love with your design for young Link/Mask it's adorable and full of mischief. Your Hyrule Warriors comics are amazing. I know this isn't an ask but thank you!

Mask being a little shit is like, my favorite thing ever. Warriors is so confused. The fact Mask is not technically lying, tho-

Glad you like them! Dw about proper asks or whatever, I love getting these, so ty!

#linked universe #lu mask #lu time #lu warriors #oot link #mm link #hw link #tloz #tloz fanart #pre lu #time travel shenanigans #my art #asks #tw: swearing

[tiger-quoll]

#I'm back >:D #I've been singing this song in my car a ton latley #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #tails #tails the fox #miles tails prower #not sure if this counts but #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #vandalize #my art #tw: swearing

[jaydenknight]

"MOTHERFUCKER DON'T EVER FUCKING FILM ME IM GOING TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!"

Love Fionna & Cake so far

OG under read more:

#fionna and cake #fionna campbell #cake the cat #tw: swearing

[himuronanart]

I like to think that my fav is simply looking out for my wellbeing :)

#original #art #drawing #fan art #doodle #comic #manga #vocaloid #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #kaito #meiko #megurine luka #funny #screenshot #tw: eyes #tw: swearing

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: Tim, what the f*** is this?

Tim: It’s a quiz I made. Take it.

Jason: The question reads, how many times has Jason sworn today?

Jason: Option A) A lot

Jason: Option B) 6189 times

Jason: Option C) None

Jason: What if I just swear before I answer and make option B wrong?

Tim: …

Jason: F*** it!

Jason: *presses B

The Quiz: Option B) 6190 times is correct!

Tim: I saw that coming.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #dc comics #batman #batman & robin #robin #justice league #batfamily #batbros #batsiblings #I’m pretty sure the swear jar in Alfred’s kitchen is like Mary Poppins’ bag? #or the TARDIS #jason todd #red hood #tw: swearing #tim drake is a menace #tim drake #red robin #source: tiktok

[peevishpants]

she disco on my corporate branded sportswear until i elysium i dunno man

#disco elysium #graphic design is my passion? #im playing this game again specifically for cuno comrade #cuno #cuno de ruyter #tw: swearing #weiwei art #do u guys wanna see the pose ref i took of myself for this lol i popped the fattest squat

[teenwolf-theoriginals]

i laughed way too hard at this scene. #pedal!

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #phil dunster #roy kent #brett goldstein #3x06 #bromance unlocked #tw: swearing #one of my absolute favourite moments in ted lasso #jamie's comments in this scene had me dying #especially “alright wait for me” and “how is that going to help anyone”

[shallyouobeyme]

For the “spicy” prompt im imagining Platonic Yandere Batfam discovering your internet history, and having a confrontation about how you’re far too young for such things (reader is a full adult, not that the Batfam sees it that way).

I sadly already have something written out for today, but I really love this idea so I decided that I'd just go into the concept a bit as well - I mean I make the rules to this so I might as well use that power.

Okay, so I don't really write smut as of now because I don't read it and I do have not a lot of real-life experience so I figure it might just be a lot of cringy blabbering. But let's go with the 'spicey' meaning that horny adolescents will probably think of when reading the word in the context of fanfiction.

Now you're probably somewhere in the span of 16-20 in this scenario, old enough to live independently on your own, but young enough that the batfam can somehow justify it in their mind to treat you like a precious, fragile, little toddler. Sure, some of them logically know that you're basically a grown-up, but with how much effed-up shit they see every day they don't really wanna admit that to themselves and rather chose to act all 'I do not see'. And while that's all fine and dandy for them to do, it doesn't change the logical facts. Fact number one: You grew out of binkies and blankies like a decade ago, for god's sake Dick stop trying to make me take ten naps a day with them. Fact number two: Like I said, you're kind of (definitely) an adult and assuming that you have not always been the coddled little Wayne-baby that the Batfam wants to see you as you've probably been exposed to adult things before and aren't sensitive with seeing them. Like, guys, I was reading the news daily before you crazy people kidnapped me - stop talking about international crises as if the countries are people who have minor disagreements, okay? Fact number three: there comes a time in an adult's life when they might be craving a somewhat more intimate partner in their life - and no, Damian, I don't mean the bestest friend in the whole world forever, I mean a guy or a gal or a nonbinary pal who can rock your shit, if you get my drift (never dare say that to Damian out loud tho, you will be having your mouth washed out with soap). So while it might be a giant oversight on your part to not realize that all your precious internet time is completely monitored, you still probably haven't expected to be sat down by Bruce, Dick, Jason and Alfred and get a lecture on how you're way too little to look up these kinds of things (you looked up TikTok videos and happened to watch a few with TikTokers dancing in slightly less covered clothing) and how your mind is too undeveloped to grasp these big things you searched for (you looked up a statistic on the rate of kidnapping victims to get killed) and how you should keep playing your safe games instead of these violent ones (you looked at a game trailer for Cyberpunk 2077).

All your arguing falls on deaf ears. They just don't wanna hear that you're not their little, innocent baby. The only good thing is that they don't think you have enough logical thinking skills yet to properly grasp the situation so you'll be punished very lightly (a month without internet privileges). Once you're allowed to go online again though, you'll have to make do with the special kiddy-pad they got you with all the safety features and parental controls installed. So yeah, might wanna get used to being without the internet from now on...

#yandere #writetober #x reader #dark content #tw: yandere #platonic yandere #platonic #tw: swearing #tw: kidnapping #batfam #yandere batfam #platonic yandere batfam #yandere batman #yandere bruce wayne #yandere jason todd #yandere damian wayne #yandere alfred pennyworth #yandere dc universe #platonic yandere dc universe #platonic relationships #platonic love

[shmaroace]

polyamorous aros i love you!!!!! thank you so much for giving two massive fuck-yous to amatonormativity

#tw: swearing #i identify as polyam but i'm not like. practicing or what you call it #literally cant maintain relationships for my life esp. non-platonic ones #aro #aromantic #arospec #polyam #polyamorous

[ivys-garden]

Alright, I'm going to write my own thoughts down on the situation, sorry if this gets rambly

First of all, Shubble is so brave for speaking up, it's really hard for victims to speak up against there abusers in a public setting and she deserves all the respect in the world for it

That being said we do need to be mindful to give her space, this was a really traumatic thing for her and we all need to be mindful of that, give her room to breath.

On the same lines, don't go after other ccs for not ""releasing statements"", content creators aren't companies, there people. Don't get on at them for not publicly supporting Shubble, especially since there undoubtedly doing it in private, which is probably better than shoving it out there for millions of people to see. Let people support there friend in a way they and shubble are confortable with, if shubble wants them to say something or they think they need to say something themselves, they will say it.

It's like Pearl said, just because you don't see something happening publicly doesn't mean it isn't happening

Also, don't jump to call Tommy or Phil or Grian or anyone else enablers because they haven't said anything, they'll need time to process this too, it's hard to find out that your friend is a domestic abuser, let them process this in piece and don't try to cancel them over nothing like a fool. (People like Tommy will need time especially since Wilbur befriended them when they were young and by all accounts manipulated them too)

If anyone of these people have anything they feel they need to say they'll say it when there good and ready, good life tip folks:Don't Harass People. Especially if they have almost nothing to do with this (honestly Saw someone say they were going to go on to fucking RT about this despite him not knowing either person very well, the fuck)

I know why people do it, they want to make sure there favourite content creators aren't also bad, but they are people and they deserve respect, I can garentee you that almost no Qsmp or Hermitcraft or Other MCYT member who knew him stands with Wilbur

(Also if anyone brings Techno into this fuck right off let the man rest.)

Also, some brain dead morons are saying that people calling out wilbur are doing it for clout and that they should have done it sooner, but most of the abuse happened in private, and wilbur manipulated others, many wouldn't have realised anything was wrong and if they did its still better and more respectful to come forward after shubble since its HER story to tell.

(This attack also doesn't work anymore because we have things like tubbos stream, where he actively discourages his chat from treating him like a hero for speaking out, but yeah sure they all don't give a shit about shubble and just want to make themselves look better, fuck outta here)

Now, if your a former wilbur fan, let me make this super clear

DONT WATCH HIM AND DONT LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC

"BuT SePuRaTe ThE ArT FrOm ThE Arti-

Nah. That doesn't work here. You can separate a book or game or movie, you can't with a cc. Its there face, there voice, there personality. Find a different band, find a different CC to watch. There are other options, I know it sucks to find out someone you like did an awful thing,but that doesn't mean we should support those people for our sakes, especially when people were actively hurt by there actions. Trust me everyone, this will get better, things will go back to how they were before

Finally, this should go without saying, Fuck William Gold to the core of teh fucking earth. And any who still support him.

He is a raging egotistical manipulator and abuser. don't blame people for not seeing it sooner, no one can do that. What we can do though is blame people who still wholeheartedly support him and his actions.

He has not "changed" nor will he ever at the rate at which he's going. He's still a egomaniac who's more concerned with saving his image than actually apologising for his actions, even then an apology wouldn't fix all he's done,it would just be closer and a jumping off point to be better, but he can't even fucking do that.

If wilbur does reflect and grow, good on him, but if he doesn't then I can say with absolute certainty we wouldn't fucking miss him.

Fuck Wilbur. Support Shelbym

#wilbur soot #fuck wilbur soot #shubble #shelby grace #support shubble #believe victims #believe Shubble #im probably gonna disappear for the rest of the day #possibly tomorrow two #again shubble is so brave and im glad she spoke up #also sorry for the swearing im just mad #tw: abuse #tw: swearing

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Virgil: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It? Remus: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!! Virgil: Yknow what? Not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.

#incorrect quotes #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator #virgil sanders #remus sanders #tw: swearing

[daylightnoir]

Wylan and Jesper: *Kissing*

Kaz: Oh look at us were in love and happy and not dead inside 

Kaz: Get fucked, both of you

based on this vine

#tw swearing #tw: swearing #this is how that scene went right? #sab season 2 #sab 2 spoilers #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone #wesper #soc wylan #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #soc jesper #kaz brekker #soc kaz

[harveywritings92]

{R/n and Soap having lunch outside of a 7/11.]

R/n: I'm gonna get a pet bird.

Soap: Don't get a bird.

R/n: Why not?

Soap: Because they're weird. I dunno. I can't relate to a bird. They're so far removed. They've got different chromosomes... and they come from eggs...

R/n: They have faces.

Soap: So do cockroaches. *takes a bite out of his hot-dog*  Whub re ya g-ing do wib a brb? (” What are you going to do wit a bird?”)

R/n: I'm gonna stick it in a cage and feed it, what do you think I'm gonna do wit’ it?

Soap: Well I think you should get a bird, at least get one you can eat.

R/n: I'm gonna get a friend! I'm not going to eat my friend!

Soap: They have brains the size of pistachios... it's not smart enough to be your friend.

R/n: You don't know what you're talking about! I saw this special on PBS called "Animal Miracles" and they did a dramatic re-enactment about a guy being robbed, and he had a parrot or a cockatoo or something, and that bird lost it's shit when its owner was attacked. It opened up it's cage...

Soap, cutting-in: Why would you put a bird in a cage if it can open the door?

R/n, getting frustrated: Where else are you going to put it?Anyway, it opened up it's cage and went crazy, pecked out the robbers eyes, scratched his face up like he was Tippi Hedren or some shit. And don't you tell me that's not friendship.

Soap, thinks as he sips his slurpee:.....

Soap: How big was this parrot?

R/n: I don't know, parrot size.

Soap: Well a parrot can't take on a full-grown man unless that man is a giant pussy...

R/n: I didn't say the parrot won! The robber stabbed it with a fork and killed it's owner. The bird's dead.

Soap:...

Soap: So why are you gettin’ a bird?

R/n, now very frustrated: It's not about national security, you stupid mother fucker, I'm gonna get a friend!

Soap, puts his hands up in surrender: Alright, jeez...

#s: dead like me #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #task force 141 #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #gn!reader #tw: swearing #tw: animal death #cod mw soap

[giggly-squiggily]

TickleTober Day 15 ~Tickle Fight~ (My Hero Academia)

CW: Swearing!

“GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN NERD-”

Midoriya was flying. Racing down the dorm halls, he nearly crashed into Todoroki when the other boy turned the corner.

“Todoroki!” Midoriya barely had time to squeeze his arm before Bakuogu came into view, hands popping. Switching gears, he pulled Todoroki before him like a human shield, giggling in anticipation. “Sahahve me!”

“What- huh?” Todoroki paled, clarity hitting him as Bakugou’s explosions went out, fingers raised and clawed. “Oh no- I’m an innocent bystand-eheheher!”

“Two for one? I’ll take it! Die- you damn nerds!” Bakugou roared as he grabbed them both, one arm around each of their waists as he dug into their bellies. “This is what you get for trying to tickle me!”

“Kahahhahhahchahahhahan, pleahahhhahahhase!” Midoriya squealed, feet kicking bicycles in the air as he thrashed about. “Iihihihiihm shahahahhahaharry!”

“Gehahaha! Dohoohon’t tihihiihckle me, yohoohoohu jehehehherk!” Todoroki was a bit better, feet planted on the ground as he tried doubling over and away. “Cuuhuhuhut it ohohohoohut!”

“No way! This is too good!” Bakugou snickered, blasting himself over to the nearest couch before tossing them on, resuming the tickles immediately. “So- which one of you is gonna cry for mercy first?”

“Kahahhahahchhahahhahahan!” Midoriya squealed when his ribs were pinched.

“Gehehehhet ohohoohohohooff!” Todoroki cried out as his thigh was squeezed, cheeks pink.

“Stubborn, are we? Fine- Guess I’ll just have to keep tickling you-AH!” The blonde yelped when a streak of black shot out- Midoriya’s quirk wrapping around his waist before he was yanked between the pair. “Shit- Hang on! Hahahahhang ohohohohohohohon fuuhuhuhuuhuhuck!”

“What’s that? Can’t hear you over the sound of us winning!” Midoriya cheered, he and Todoroki going for each side of Bakugou’s torso, digging into ribs and pinching along his waist.

“What was that earlier about crying mercy?” Todoroki cooed, equally motivated.

“Shuhuhuhhuhuhut thehhehehehe fuhuhuhuhuck uhuhuhuuhuhp! Ahehahhahhahahahaha yohoohoou dhahahahahmn neheheherds-AHHAH NOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHRE!”

“All you gotta say is mercy, Kacchan.” Midoriya teased, pinching his hips relentlessly as Todoroki held up his wrists. “Just say the word and it’ll all be over.”

“FUHUHUHUUHCK OHOHOHOHOOFF!”

“So be it. Get him good, Midoriya.”

#augtickletober2023 #tickletober2023 #tickletober #mha/bnha #tickle #tickle dabble #izuku midoriya #shoto todoroki #bakugou katsuki #The ticklish trio y'all #tw: swearing

[fakemediafacts]

The video game Undertale states that monsters do not bleed, but instead turn to dust when they die. However, Deltarune, which is related to Undertale, has the character Susie, who is a monster, note that “everybody bleeds”. When questioned about this discrepancy, creator Toby Fox stated “oh for fuck’s sake I did it again. Damn it! I keep messing up! Why me!?”

#undertale #deltarune #video games #fakemediafacts #tw: swearing #unreality

[the-decapod]

dear jedtavius fans,

respectfully, how the f#ck are we still kicking. Like Oml are we impressive or what, cuz damn last morsel we got of these two was in 2014 (I’m not counting the animated movie as I hear they erased some of their chemistry) and yet here we are, still making fics, still drawing art, still living for tiny gay Roman and tiny gay cowboy.

#jedtavius #natm #night at the museum #tw: swearing #i promise I don’t usually swear this much #Actually that’s a lie