Reminder that I love my Texan boyfriend Jasper
reevella kinda sounds like a disease and i don’t think that’s a coincidence
hmmm feel like I understand why eddy boy is so goddamn angsty and annoying all the time now that we’re in a pandemic ourselves. if i was frozen like this forever id keep bitching about how we’re all doomed until the end of time
So… a pretty amazing thing happened.
I got an email from STARS Library saying that Out of the Coffin has been chosen as a ‘featured story’ for this week. I’m so pleased and I want to thank all my readers, reviewers, comment-ers, favourite-rs, followers etc. I’m so glad that you like the stories I share with you.
Thank you for everything.
in a different world, rosalie & jessica could have been the best of friends. they’re both intelligent beautiful women, who’s characters have been boiled down to just “being bitchy”
…and well… if they bond over their annoyance with bella then that’s cool too.
Non binary bella swan
pov: you go to la push’s high school & some of your classmates starting missing weeks of school with some weird strain of mono. so imagine your surprise when some scrawny goofballs come back as a hunks of muscle & a foot taller. you’re concerned they might be on steroids, but mainly you’re just happy about all the eye candy you get to see everyday
and he do it with his wolf pacc
i’m still butthurt that alec & jane werent played by little kids. they had such an opportunity & missed it
emmett’s the kinda guy to walk around a grocery store during corona & just start fake sneezing on things just for shits & giggles
Trans beau swan
That’s it that’s the post
the volturi hear reeve singing and immediately burst into flames
Twilight: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are
Warriors (crying): it’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack
in 2020, the only “social media” edward is on is LinkedIn & he takes pride in telling people that
edward: in case you haven’t noticed, i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in & i don’t wanna fit in.
Look what I found! (proof that I was a Fan back in the day)