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lovetei · 4 months

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I want to write something about twisted wonderland too because it's starting to look like I'm only writing for Obey me! and I might add more fandoms in the future

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Everywhere I go I keep his picture in my wallet like: Take a look at my boyfriend!

Warnings: Tooth-rotting Fluff, grammar errors, spelling errors, no proofreading, readers gender is not specified, reader uses they/them

Versions: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, Draconia

Links: Masterlist

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RIDDLE ROSEHEART

What is this..?

He was just supposed to look in your wallet for your dorm keys and he's seeing this..?

His face is beet red to the point that it's almost matching his face

It's a picture of him, secretly taken as he works in his desk

TREY CLOVER

He chuckled

"What a surprise." He mumbled to himself as he picked your open wallet up that he saw just laying around the floor in his kitchen.

He put it in front of him with a grin to look at it better

It was a picture of him, also secretly taken, cooking in the same kitchen with flour in his cheeks

CATER DIAMOND

He dramatically gasped

You left for bathroom and you told Cater that the movie tickets is in your wallet and he should get them out

And now he's squealing aloud as he look at his picture in one of your wallet pockets

It's a picture of him he took in your phone

If he got a chance he'll definetly get a red marker and write "My boyfriend" I circle it and put an arrow to his face

DEUCE SPADE

"Huh!"

He almost dropped your wallet to the ground as soon as he saw your and his selfie printed and in your wallet

You have your hand around his shoulder and smiling so brightly in the camera

What is this?

He low key felt that he needed to do the same

So the next day he had your sleeping face inside his wallet too

ACE TRAPPOLA

He grins like some animal

He knew you did this (He doesn't and he's blushing like crazy)

He slowly closed it and put it back to the table forgetting about the keys you asked for him to get

He can't seem to shake the thought of it though

Only important people goes in that place right?

So he's important?

But out of all pictures why does it have to be the picture of him drooling in his sleep...

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the-travelling-witch · 8 months

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𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄

summary: after a quick stop by mostro lounge, you decide you can't leave octavinelle's students to their dreadful costume fate

pairing: jade leech x fashion savvy! reader

warnings: fluff/crack, a little suggestive at the end; just a small drabble to celebrate me getting jade's halloween ssr that appeared in my drafts before i knew what's going on

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“And now, pray tell, what is this supposed to be?”

“We’re mummies,” Floyd eagerly grinned back at you when you entered Mostro Lounge. “Pretty neat, ain’t it, shrimpy?”

“I guessed as much from the form you submitted to the Halloween management committee.” You surveyed the warzone of torn white fabric the lounge had become and then zeroed in on the octotrio’s ‘costumes’, wondering in which world a mummy looked like a plucked chicken. “My actual question was, why do you look like toddlers who rolled around in a bunch of toilet paper?”

“Come again?” Azul tried to hide his shocked expression behind his hand as he adjusted his wired glasses.

“You’re well aware that mummies have a body shape too, right?” Walking up to Jade, you started inspecting the damage and what part of this fiasco was still savable, bunching fabric between your fingers and pulling at white clothing shreds. “Under different circumstances I’d be rather impressed that you managed to erase someone’s figure altogether but, with the festival in mind, I can’t let this pass. I can’t believe you put my boyfriend in this, Azul.”

“It’s truly tragic, pearl, isn’t it?” Jade played along, sighing tiredly as he raised one hand to cup your cheek. When your face was pressed into his chest, his palm cradling the back of your head, he threw a wicked grin Azul’s way. “To think that after all these years of knowing and supporting each other, you’d make us wear this when we’re expecting visitors from far and wide… I don’t want to linger on the thought.”

“Oh please, would you both quit being so dramatic?” Octavinelle’s housewarden rolled his eyes and massaged his temple before his shoulders sacked. “Alright fine, maybe the costumes weren’t our best work yet. Let’s hear your proposal then, Prefect.”

You hummed in contemplation as you studied the outfits again. “We can keep the striped shirts and the pants but we need decidedly more belts, a whole lot of them. And, if you know what’s good for you, then you'd better have untangled yourselves from the toilet paper looking crap by the time I’m back.”

“Wait, where are you going?” Azul asked as you were already halfway out of the dorm.

“I’m going to save Mostro Lounge!”

Upon your return, you were delighted to see the guys had followed your advice/ command and were waiting for you in only the long shirts and black trousers. When Jade saw you coming in, carrying a bunch of boxes filled with clothes and accessories, he quickly took them from you and set them down on the table next to them.

“Thank you,” you smiled up at him, to which your boyfriend pressed a quick kiss to your temple. His brother did not hide the gagging noise he made. “Okay, let’s get to work. Halloween’s already drawing close and we’ll still have to make adjustments to the costumes for sure.

“Here,” you said, digging through the cardboard boxes until you found the black shirts you’d been searching for. “Put these on. They should be roughly the right size.”

Turning around to let them change, you searched for the accessories you’d deemed the show-stealers. Brushing over leather, you hooked your fingers into the metal ring of a harness to hold it up. You really owed Pomefiore for this one.

“Oya, shrimpy, watcha have there?” Floyd’s amused lilt told you that he was pretty aware of what exactly it was. “You wanna catch yourself a fish? Or an eel, hmm?”

“I have to say, it is a pretty daring approach to a Halloween school costume,” Jade chimed in, one hand resting on his chin in contemplation but nonetheless smiling. “Not that I am opposed to it, of course.”

“Prefect, is this really necessary?” Azul shifted his weight from one foot to the other, looking at you but not quite into your eyes. “I mean I understand refining our apparel but this…”

“Azul, I’m making you marketable right now,” you said earnestly and with that, his azure eyes finally snapped to you. “Do you know how much potential profit is tied to this one little accessory? C’mon, try it on. You can still decide not to wear it afterwards. For now, just go with the flow.”

One by one, you helped them secure the straps around their torso, having Jade hold Floyd still enough to get it on him. You could see Azul fidgeting from the corner of your eye as you put the finishing touches on Jade’s harness, slipping two fingers underneath the straps to make sure it wasn’t too tight.

“Okay, let’s get the shirts back on, add some more belts, cut up the fabric and get this show on the road. I can basically see people banging down your doors already. I hope you can seat that many guests.” The last sentences were more so directed at Azul, in an effort for him to just let you do your thing. “I don’t have any sort of hat prepared because I frankly didn’t expect to save a dorm’s costume today but I’ll see what I can do.”

“My my, that does pose the question of where we’d be without you,” Jade chuckled affectionately.

“Out of business on Halloween, apparently,” you sighed theatrically. “Well then, chop chop guys, I want to see the entire thing.”

After they all pulled their striped shirts back on, you added more belts around their hips and waist to give the outfit more shape but didn’t tug the shirts in to mimic a mummy’s peeled off bandages. All in all, it wasn’t the most elaborate costume but it did the trick and if you could put some finishing touches on it throughout the week, you were confident the lounge would attract a fair share of customers.

“Alright, that’s it. You can go around and do some work or whatever just to get a feel for the clothes. Remember, you’ll have to wear them for the entirety of the festival, so I want to remove anything that might be uncomfortable beforehand. And Floyd, don’t drag those white sleeves through the dirt, got it? They should stay the colour they are now.” You sent the eel a warning glare and he held his hand up in defence, although the grin he didn’t bother to hide before he vanished to the Seven know where wasn’t reassuring.

Azul had apparently already slinked back into his office, leaving you standing alone in the lounge with your boyfriend, giving you ample time to admire your work again. Seeing Jade in something like this was certainly something you’d been very curious about, with good right as you learnt now; the black shirt highlighting his muscle and the leather holding your attention were leading your thoughts down a very different direction. Something he must have caught on to somehow.

“Do you like what you see, pearl?” He teased, his grin showing off his sharp teeth as he studied you with mischievous interest. Maybe it was your imagination but in the dimly lit lounge, his left eye seemed to glow. “I cannot help but wonder why you’d extend your gracious assistance to us without wanting anything in return, not that I am not grateful of course.

“Perhaps you merely wanted to seize your chance to put me into something like this?” He gestured towards the harness secured around his chest, his attentive gaze not flitting from your face for even a second. “You know you need only ask if you have any more… fantasies of this nature.”

“I— It’s nothing like that! You make me sound like some pervert,” you protested, although, to your embarrassment, he wasn’t completely wrong. But, seriously, who would pass up a situation like this? “Anyway, don’t you have anything to do? You’re usually busy around the clock.”

“Oh, I have something very important to do,” he grinned down at you, taking a step closer to you, to the point you had to take one back, until he could crowd you against the bar. Now that he had you right where he wanted you, his hands smoothed down the sides of your body until he could place his hands on the back of your thighs to effortlessly lift you onto the counter. It happened so fast, you let out a surprised yelp and braced yourself against his chest, to which he merely chuckled.

“And what would that work entail?” You questioned as you ran your fingers along the straps of the harness spanning his broad chest. Looking up you saw his attention already on you.

“Under normal circumstances it would require me to get out of these clothes. But, per your request, that is currently not possible.” Leaning into your personal space, his lips brushed over the delicate skin of your pulse point, his breath fanning over the base of your neck as he lowered his voice to a whispered husk. “I am fairly certain though, the same restrictions do not apply for your clothes, my precious pearl. I can definitely work with that.”

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honey-milk-depresso · 1 year

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Hi hi Honey! I hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself!

how about crack headcanons for Malleus, Silver, and Lilia reacting to hearing reader shouting "they've had it with Adeuce and Grim" then chasing them with a broom. 😭 Idk it was just something that randomly popped into my head. Take your time <3

TW: Slight swearing, I will now put that as a warning as my friend's sister saw a cuss word and I will never forgive myself for letting her read my fics-

TWST S/o's had it with Adeuce + Grim

Malleus Draconia

It's a beautiful day outside.

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming,

On days like these...

Wait-

Well, on a nice day like this, Malleus was strolling merrily down his way to see you in Ramshackle.

The thought of you greeting him with a sweet, cheerful smile warms his heart and it made him more hurried in his footsteps, walking towards your dorm as he anticipated your cordial greeting.

And as he knocked on the door...

"I SWEAR TO GOD YOU THREE- WHAT THE FUCK-"

Malleus blinked, as he peered from behind the opened door. There he found you standing above with a broom in hand, the two first years and tanuki he had learnt about from you, kneeling with their heads bowed and hung with shame. Were those... anemones on their heads?

"YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU MADE A DEAL WITH SOME SHADY OCTOPUS IN OCTAVINELLE FOR AN EXAM?? YOU SHOULD'VE JUST STUDIED WITH ME AND JACK-"

Malleus quietly closed the door; thankful you had not noticed. He had definitely stepped in at the wrong time and to see you so unruffled and... fierce. No, that might be an understatement.

The dragon fae never would have thought you'd be a completely different person when you're upset. Whatever those three might have done surely had you erupt.

He doesn't want to know why you had a broom in the first place...

Lilia Vanrouge

He had met those three troublemakers during their first week of college, and he could already tell they were bound to create trouble.

Lilia went to Ramshackle on a particularly normal day. He was quite excited for you to try the dish he painstakingly made, and this time he finally had Silver's approval as he did not spat out the whole thing (at least).

He was proud of it, and whatever he had learnt from his Master Chef Class, he hoped you would be impressed by it.

On his way, he knocked on the door. "S/o-"

"YOU FUCKS- WHAT THE HELL- WHO ATE MY LUNCH"

"IT WASN'T ME- I SWEAR-"

"ASS TRAPPOLA, YOU BETTER GET ASS HERE OR I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP-"

"PREFECT, PLEASE CALM DOWN-" "NYEHH- HENCHMAN'S SCARY-"

"BACK OFF-"

Lilia was cut short by the muffled screaming behind the door, and he wondered if what happened. He peered from the window and saw the chaos unfold: you chasing Ace with a broom, who was backed in the corner. Deuce and Grim were holding you back, as you almost gnawed on Deuce's arm.

My oh my, s/o. Who knew you were so chaotic? He decided maybe now wasn't the time to... say hello, and he went off.

"What friends they are... Fufufu..."

Silver

Silver had decided to meet you after a long day. He was up from classes till club activities ended, and he just wanted to take a good long sleep in the comfort of your presence.

He was desperate enough to brisk walk his way towards Ramshackle, urgently wanting to seek rest and comfort in your arms. He pictured you embracing him while whispering to him about how much you love him as he loves you as he would slowly be lulled to sleep by your voice...

"ACE- GRIM-"

"OH SHIT-"

"PREFECT WAIT-"

"DEUCE GET OFF ME-"

Silver was pulled back to reality and his daydreaming was cut short by screaming in Ramshackle.

He looked towards the window, seeing Ace running at full speed as you hunted him down with a broom. Grim was clawing onto the redhead's jacket as Deuce hurriedly followed you, trying to stop you from committing further acts of violence.

He could hear from Ace: "STOP- DON'T HIT ME, I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME-"

"THEN WHERE'S THE LUNCH, HUH-"

"IT WAS GRIM-"

"DON'T THROW ME UNDER THE BUS-"

"PREFECT, PLEASE DON'T KILL US-"

Yikes... Not a good time to enter now, is it? Silver made a U-turn back to Diasomnia as he sighed, reminding himself not to make you upset. Ever.

"I'll just go back to my room..."

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absolutepokemontrash · 3 months

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Okay so like, I feel like if Yuu ever came out as transfem, Deuce would be supportive but he’d end up confusing himself with the pronouns-

Like someone purposely misgenders Yuu to upset them and Deuce is like

And then beats the guy up. He’ll learn in time.

But if Yuu told Idia I feel like he’d be like “please don’t name yourself Lilith 🥺 I know like eight trans Liliths already”

And Yuu is like “how do you know so many trans women??”

“I met them on a Fallout New Vegas discord server 😔”

#Twisted Wonderland #Disney Twisted Wonderland #Twisted Wonderland crack #Twisted Wonderland Headcanons #Twisted Wonderland crack headcanons #Deuce Space #disney twst #twst deuce #TWST Yuu #yuu twisted wonderland #yuusona #Idia Shroud #twst idia

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hxjikonn · 1 year

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Little moments episode 1

Pairing: Idia Shroud x Reader

Synopsis: Just stuff I think Yuu/MC does, asks, says to the twst boys.

You: *calmly sitting and watching Idia play his game* …..so..

Idia: Oh no here it comes… *pauses the game*

You: I haven’t even said anything!

Idia: Just say it…what is it???

You: ….

Idia: ….

You: When you shower…do you go bald???

Idia: Oh by the great seven… *burries his face in his hands* *groans*

You: Well???? Do you??? I mean your hair is fire so- wait hold on, do you shower? Or… can you showe-

Idia: Stop, I’m no longer continuing this conversation.

You: Alright alright…. *is quiet*

Idia: *continues to play his game* Y/n….don’t even try to pour that bottle of water on my head or I swear I might commit a heinous crime.

You: *just drinks the water* *sits back down and watches him play*

A/N: This is gonna be a mini series that I wont take seriously, prolly gonna be mostly crack. Just something I came up with when I have a dumb scenario in my head💀💀💀

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x mc #twisted wonderland headcanons #idia shroud #idia shroud x reader #idia shroud headcannons #twisted wonderland crack #just some stupid moments #idfk dude this was way funnier in my head #Twst little moments #hxjiwrites—

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michelletsw · 2 years

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Twisted wonderland on Twitter lol

All art in this post goes to the rightfully owner "not mine"

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x y/n #twisted wonderland x yuu #twisted wonderland on twitter #twisted wonderland crack #twisted wonderland grimm #twisted wonderland grim #twst #twisted wonderland crewel #meme

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fandom-whores-world · 6 months

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Twst Staff HC

How the Staff feels about the MC (fem pronouns)

Crowley

NEGLECTFULLLLL

This man is neglectful with a capital N

Google dead beat dad and his picture shows up lol

Has definitely forgotten to give you an allowance multiple times before

Is intrigued by you, but still is so bad at actually taking care of you

Has probably gotten yelled at by every member of the staff at least once

He is the most aggravating staff member for sure

Divus Crewel

I see Crewel treating the MC in one of two ways

Number one is he treats her like nuisance

He has no understanding of why she’s at the school and finds her to be an aggravating source of trouble

Has definitely screwed her over on purpose at least once

Number two is the exact opposite

While he doesn’t necessarily adore her he applauds her for being able to deal w everyone’s bs at NRC

Has definitely smacked Crowley on the back of the head before for being a neglectful asshole

Probably forces her to deal w Ace and Deuce’s shenanigans in class

Mozus Trein

Definitely has MC as their favorite student

They actually put effort in to his class, and he appreciates that

Has held MC back after class just to check in on them and their living situation

It is my personal opinion that Trein is like a grumpy grandpa towards the MC

He probably buys her small gifts and swears he just had them lying around and needed to get rid of them (He definitely picked them out just for her)

Has threatened the brain cell duo from dragging her into their shenanigans

Ashton Vargas

I feel like he is the most neutral towards the MC

He has no special feelings towards them bad or good

As long as they do their work and give it their all Vargas doesn’t much care one way or the other about them

If he were to have an interest in them it will probably be because of their abysmal appetite and terrible lack of muscles

I feel like after that he probably gets them a whole basket of fitness related things like jump ropes, protein powder, workout books, weights, etc etc.

He definitely thinks it’s a crime that they have no muscles lol

Sam

He’s pretty friendly with the MC actually

The two get pretty close after the constant trips she makes to his shops, and he probably lowers his prices just a little bit for her

Has told her about his friends on the other side on multiple occasions, and always finds it funny how her face comforts each time she hears about them

Has definitely overcharged people who have screwed MC over

He’s the epitome of a crouching bad ass

Looks like a chill could kill you

Has started fights with Mozus because Mozus thinks he’s a “bad influence” on you just because he sold you cherry bombs once!One time!

#twisted wonderland #headcanon #twst nrc #nrc staff #nrc #crowley #twisted wonderland crack #twst sam #ashton vargas #divus crewel #mozus trein

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random-fanfic-ideas · 6 months

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Is there a senecio where the MC in Twisted Wonderland is on their way to Disneyland in the real world? Like they have all their gear ready! A pack back full of secret snacks, water, extra cash, extra room for all the souvenirs they were gonna get, and as they stepped in Disneyland ready for Adventure, they find themselves in NRC! The Twisted wonderland video game! They have no idea how they got there, they’re just there! And that’s how the story kicks off with a Disney nerd who was just trying to have a fun day at Disneyland dumped into a college full of mages who have a creepy similarities to the Top Disney Villains!

Ooooh! Extra points if the MC has Mouse ears on their head!!!!

#twisted wonderland #disney #disney twisted wonderland #night raven college #disneyland #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland crack

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mxzenpai · 1 year

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Then Leap

*At a dorm head meeting*

Leona: B*tch do you WANT me to jump across this table? BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY FOR THIS OKAY?

Malleus: You feelin’ froggy? Leap.

Leona: OH OKAY WELL HERE I COME-

Vil: Nonononono-

Azul: It’s okay!

Leona: Nuh-uh! Let me-

#twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #malleus draconia #twisted wonderland meme #twisted wonderland crack #twisted wonderland headcannons #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland incorrect quoted #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes

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captainjacklyn · 1 year

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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #18 (because I have no motivation) :

Keeping up with Night Raven College

Crowley : I love all my students..Equally.

Deuce : Headmaster ! Have you seen yuu/mc ?

Crowley : ...

Crowley : Who the fuck is that-

Yuu/Mc : Oh hi epel- wait a minute what are you holding ?

Epel : It's a jar.

Yuu/Mc : I can see that but what is inside the jar- ?

Epel : Oh I trapped Vil inside cause he told me to be more ✨G r a c e f u l✨

Yuu/Mc : ...What the fuck-

Epel : *proceeds to aggressively shake the jar and menacingly look at it* how's that for graceful-

Vil, banging his small hand on the glass : Epel get me out of here right this instant

Ruggie : Here is your lunch and that weird, expensive as fuck dessert I wrestled over three people for.

Leona : Why thank you Ruggie, I greatly appreciate your efforts.

Ruggie : ....

Leona : Why are you looking at me like that ARGH-

Ruggie, chocking leona with his magic pen : WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BANK- I MEAN DORM HEAD-

Lilia : Hello, welcome to my cooking show ! I am here today with Jamil Viper who-

Lilia : ....

Lilia : We haven't even started to cook and you're already trying to commit suicide ? Hey put that pot down I use it to grill the meat of my enemies-

Lilia, has trapped Jamil in a cup : Don't worry if you don't want to help, you can stay in here.

Lilia : Epel is good with inventing new spells, I should make malleus meet him- But wait that could end up creating a second fae vs human war....

Lilia : ...

Lilia : Perfect, I didn't have enough fun with the first one anyways, ROUND TWO LETS GO

Thank you for reading this I greatly appreciate it and if you just scrolled all the way down to see this message it means I am in your house-

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lovetei · 10 months

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I'm Tei, the owner of LoveTei

I just like writing as a past time hobby and to relieve stress.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN AGAIN!!

For further elaboration I'm like "Oh shit... That seems like something this character would do." and I'll open this app, write it then post it.

And this page is 18+

That's all, thanks!

♠️ - Fluff

♥️ - Smut

♦️ - Angst

♣️ - Crack

✴️ - Dark

◾ - Demon Brothers

◽ - Side Characters

♠️ ◾◽- Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call

✴️ ◾◽ - What are the most toxic thing they will do in a relationship just to make you stay with them?

♠️ ◾◽- The characters comforting you after you experienced an extremely frustrating day

♥️◾◽- Their reaction to Sheep!MC turning into their human form, naked, in front of them

✴️♥️◾◽ - Are you the Ex because you're MC or are you MC because you're the Ex?

♦️♠️◾- Mammon consulting MC after he tried to do the did with her but she refused and he went to ask Asmo and he found out MC is actually insecure

♥️◽- Mephistopheles as your everything because he's my everything

♣️ ◾◽- As bad students

♠️ ◾◽ - Comforting a MC that broke down in the group chat and what are specific things they'll do to comfort you

♠️◾◽ - Their reaction when they found out their MC can sing

♠️♦️◾◽ - Them sending you a letter after you had a fight

♠️♣️◾◽ - MC playing filp the bottle except if they landed it, they go make out with Solomon

♠️◾◽ - Their reaction to Sheep MC changing into their human form at the end of the exchange program

♠️♣️◾◽ - MC taking the brothers in Disneyland and everything is already paid

♥️✴️◾◽ - MC and their boy toys or the characters with a toxic MC

♥️◾◽ - Sheep!MC turned back into their human form meaning they have their human throat again

♠️◾◽ - MC who thinks Cerberus is just a giant puppy that derives love cause he's a good boy

✴️♦️◾◽- The characters meeting you in their own wedding, and the bride was not you

♠️♣️◾◽- Their reaction to finding out MC is Solomon's spouse and they find his cooking edible

🌑 - Heartslabyul

🌒 - Savanaclaw

🌓 - Octavinelle

🌔 - Scarabia

🌕 - Pomefiore

🌖 - Ignihyde

🌗 - Draconia

♠️♣️🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗 - Everywhere I go I keep his picture in my wallet like: Take a look at my boyfriend

OBEY ME: Royal Universe

Scenarios: Introduction

PART 02: How did you turn them from hostile wolves to meek lambs of hell?

OBEY ME: Idol Universe

Scenarios: Introduction

PART 02: If you had been there, if you had seen it! I bet ya, you would have done the same!

TWISTED WONDERLAND: Purge Universe

Scenarios: Introduction

OBEY ME: Swapped Universe

Scenarios: Introduction

OBEY ME: Lillian Universe

Scenarios: Introduction

OBEY ME

What type of bottom are they?

🕛-🕧-🕐-🕜-🕑-🕝-🕒-🕞-🕓-🕟-🕔-🕠-🕕-🕡

TWISTED WONDERLAND

🔲 - Obey me

🔳 - Twisted wonderland

PART TWO

🔲 - [Crack] Side characters as bad students

🔲 - [Fluff] Comforting a MC that broke down in the group chat and what are specific things they’ll do to comfort you

🔲 - [Fluff] Their reaction when they found out MC can sing

🔲 - [Fluff-Angst] Them sending you a letter after you had a fight

🔲 - [Angst-Dark] Their reaction to Sheep!MC changing into their human human form at the end of the exchange program

🔲 - [Fluff-Crack] MC taking the side characters in Disneyland and everything is already paid

🔲 - [Smut] MC and their boy toys or the side characters with a toxic MC

🔲 - [Smut]Sheep!MC turned back into their human form meaning they have their human throat again

🔲 - [Fluff] MC who thinks Cerberus is just a giant puppy that deserves love because he’s a good boy

🔲 - [Crack] The characters finding out MC is Solomon’s spouse

ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE

🔲 - Royal Universe 03

🔲 - Swapped universe 02

🔳 - Purge Universe 02

🔲 - Lilian Universe 02

REQUESTS

🔲 - [Fluff-Suggestive] Female MC putting her hair up in a bun

🔲 - [Smut] MC getting spanked as a punishment for turning them on so much

🔲 - [Fluff-Suggestive] MC who has a huge crush on Mephistopheles

🔲 - [Fluff] MC who cooks like a michelin star chef

🔲 - [Angst-Fluff] MC finding a box with their lost things in it and got emotional

🔲 - [Angst] MC whose family died and came back looking like a mess

🔲 - [Angst-Fluff] MC comforting an insecure Mammon

DRAFTS

🔲 - [Suggestive-Dark] Idol!MC performing cell block tango

🔲 - [Crack] Mortician!MC whose aesthetic is black turtlenecks and standing under the rain

⚫ - My asks are always open

⚫ - I might not write requests that includes disabilities or illnesses, not because I'm against them or anything but because I'm not knowledgeable enough and might offend people who's experiencing them...

⚫ - When asking for an alternate universe, I'll first write an introduction and you can ask again what you want to see in that universe like "How would Royal AU react to this scenario?"

⚫ - I'm open for requests

⚫ - #🖤 tei talks is my tag when answering non-requesting asks you can block it if you want

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the-travelling-witch · 6 months

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Azul: I’m surprised to see you hang around the twins so much, aren’t you scared of them?

Mc: They’re not bad guys, they’re just a little moraylly grey.

Azul: I told you to stop that.

Mc: No need to clam up. But I guess if you don’t want me in your offish then I can just leave.

Azul: I’m putting this on your tab for caused damages.

Jade: I’m afraid this is a problem of a larger scale, resisting is eel-advised.

Floyd: Yeah so you’d betta get used to it.

Azul: …

Azul: I don’t get paid enough for this.

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writingseaslugs · 1 year

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im not sure if i should field this as a request since it's more of a general question, but i would love to hear your thoughts: of our favorite boys (read: all of them), who do you think are the surprisingly good rappers? (i am listening to Low as we speak and im thinking of the boys singing along with it and i fully blame the fact i haven't had much sleep) personally i think: floyd (he has the energy, i can sense it), sebek (idk something about him just calls to me and tells me this is right), maybe leona (if he's in the right headspace), and idia for sure (tho the boy probably would be mortified if anyone heard him but i firmly believe he could preform Rap God without missing a beat) but what do you think? sorry if this is a weird thing out of the blue...

Bruh this has me ROLLING. Aight, let’s goooooo!!!!!

Would be capable of reciting Eminem’s “Rap God” no problem, even the fastest part. Aka they can rap and they do it well. Could also freestyle and make it sound good.

Floyd, Idia, Lilia, Ruggie, Jamil, Ace, Rook

Could technically rap, but they refuse to do it. They’re capable of it, but they aren’t gonna vibe with it.

Trey, Jade, Leona, Vil, Sebek

Thinks they can rap but they’re stumbling over words. They tried and they’re having fun so give them a round of applause.

Kalim, Cater, Deuce

Tries to rhyme Orange with Door hinge when asked to rap then gets embarrassed and never thinks about it again. I’m sorry, not everyone is perfect but we still love you.

Malleus

They absolutely cannot rap, but that’s not gonna stop their dorm members from recording a long ass rant you’re giving out and making a horrible remix and speeding up your voice so it sounds like a rap.

Riddle, Azul

Rapping? Rhyming really fast to a beat? Oh…that’s cool but I’m not doing it.

Jack, Epel, Silver

He’s CHEATING but that rap is a bop so we’re gonna let it slide.

Ortho

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