A comedy in two short parts.

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I love Resident Evil 8 and I love that it takes place in 2021, this ain’t even headcanons at this point x

They finally got him

ID: a tweet by _grimm @ExileGrimm reading, What's the dumbest beliefs you had as a child?

When I was 4-5 I swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name. When my parents asked me to prove it to them, I planted a pile of bird seeds.

The next day there were loads of birds where I planted the seeds, showing I was right.”

A second tweet reads, “I wondered why my parents still objected to this idea after I proved it worked, so I thought they were hiding this secret from me because they were worried I'd grow a massive flock of birds and they'd not be able to tell me what to do.” / end id

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