#U drunk too much

[ajaxpilled]

okayyy but tummies after drinking a lil too much on a night out,,

when they're tipsy enough that they either don't realize or don't care that their tightly bloated tummy is straining against their waistband or dress, visibly plumped into a gentle roundness, heavy and firm from their indulgences. tiny burps and hiccups coming up every few minutes without any shame. loosening their belt and occasionally giving their belly a little rub to ease the tightness from the drink's bubbles building up :3

too drunk to have any shame when asking you to rub their belly - they let out undignified lil burps and small moans at the release, and press your hand closer to their painful tummy in a search for more pressure ~ not to mention drunk munchies, messily eating up all of their junk food a little too fast. wiping their mouth and wincing when they try to move and realise just how full and hiccupy they are ^_^

#u cannot tell me k/aeya isnt a sloppy drunk after drinking way too much 🙄🙄 #pry it from my cold dead hands #my post #intox

[bitseventimes]

thing about sunny is when you take the stuff they do for each other seriously you start seeing how much they truly care about eachother, they would die and kill for one another, they all have some appalling codependency problems but at the core of it it's all love and care, and i'm enamoured by it bc it shows that you don't have to be perfect or beautiful or have your life all sorted out for someone to care about you, or to take care of someone.

it's like. you see this gang of assholes shunned by society who barely know how to stay afloat and who seemingly hate each other but when you look through the façade you realize there's some deeply fanfic trope level love behaviours in there and you go oh so it doesn't have to be perfect, I don't need to make my life the perfect scenario, to construct beautiful aesthetics or thought out meet-cutes, it's all in the grit of real life. sometimes you spend your days fighting with your best friend but he still peels apples for you and makes you tea, sometimes he offhandedly encourages you to keep trying to read and you don't even have to acknowledge it, but it's there! it's not always the focus point, almost never is, actually, but at the core of it all, it's always present.

#you know? i keep thinking of tht scene from the charmac post just rbd where charlie gets drunk bc he doesn't think mac's his friend anymore #and how on paper it sounds so heartbreaking and sweet like you love your best friend so much the thought of him not reciprocating makes- #you want to get so drunk u don't have to think about it. it's almost romantic right? but the reality of it is that you drank 24 beers and #a pizza on your own and then you fell asleep and pissed in your friends bed. and it's laughable and pathetic but baby that's love!!!!!!! #it just makes me so happy every time i think about it I can't explain it so good but you get it right? right? #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #charmac #macdennis #i guess chardee too #chardee

[mysicklove]

WHY AM I SUCH A WHORE WHENEVER I DRINK ALCHOHOL

#🔪 - mello talks too much #biting my tongue rn #I LIKE BOY PET I LIKE BOY PET #U LIKE BOY PET #…brothers friend… #‘NOOIOSIFHATSTDTSTSTTT ST #IN DRUNK IM DRUNK STOP IT #tweaking rn #IM NOT A EHORE

[cubedmango]

sibling secrets

#cherry magic #my art #comic #finally drew out another silly cm comique bc its been a while since the last one #radio drama edition this time bc ive been missing them dearly :( #me as i was drawing this: my own rd krdc designs ? broke and too basic . my own rd mari design ??? lets fucking goooo #i love her so much u guys have no idea .!!! recently i found out her name actually stems from My name and that was like . holy shit #i knew our annoying elder sister vibes matched . shes my best friend now #also the 'kurosawa drunk rambles abt adachi to her' thing is an hc of mine for them in every version . he would do that u cant even argue #also also mari 1000% percent knew what she was doing in every adaptation too and set them up on purpose its true she told me herself-

[julykings]

lost boys @ the bar

#last night was soooo muchhhh funnnnnnn #I did drink too much however we made a delicious brunch which buoyed me l o l #I gave my chapstick to a volleyball coach from utah at the gay bar . felt love from strangers in line to pee #danced with myyyy maaaannnnnnnnn #some guy swore he knew me from only fans and kept telling everyone around us I was on only fans .. ????? #flattered but apologies it’s not me <3 #the connection u feel with drunk strangers u see hopping from bar to bar in the same place lol !! #like being reunited on a little mission or something lo l #I just feel like one of the boys at the gay bar now it’s so nice to feel that community and comfort #personal

[ultimateyakazoo]

would people be willing to commission art from me on the basis that im a mildly successful musician over art qualifications like they did with ringo star

#my art has not improved since last time u saw it #i have not drawn since in that ive been doing my job and have developed other hobbies #but i miss drawing #anyway im an abbey road recording artist and full time professional violinist if that helps at all #i don't want to give too many details about my career in that if anyone irl tracks me to this page ill never recover #sorry im very drunk #and too drunk to list my other list of gigs #ill just say that they paid better than fuckin abbey road god damn #they pay too much for that studio you dont make what u deserve there

[storm-of-feathers]

damn why did i stop being an alcoholic being drunk rules actually i dont feel a single OUNCE of my burdens. i just feel the wine. and its pink.

#this post is mostly a joke OBVIOUSLY i dont wanrt to be a True Alcoholic again #ive been sober #(in the definition that i dont consider myself addicted - not in the definition of complete abstinence) #since 2018. and its been very good for me obviously #but damn i gotta remember that alcohol exists and i have some if i ever truly need to unwind #bc like. yk. i have a lot of trouble unwinding #i used to have this uhh #one of my grandmothers brothers. idk the word. #he always said that the world was so bright and loud and sharp. except for when he drank. #dgmw. i do think autism runs on my dads side #(and thats cool!! bc it proves autism isnt just a white thing!!!!! something thats unfortunately a popular belief :/) #but i think there was def a genetic susceptibility to it on my moms side too #like ofc i was going to be autistic!! look at my family!!! #which is interesting bc as far as anyone can tell my only biological sibling isnt autistic #i have two Additional siblings but thats a longer story. but i love them both just as much as my biological sib #i love having lots of siblings by choice #so many of my younger friends have said im like an older brother they need #and i love that tbh. i love that i get to be something i desperately needed when i was a terrified teenager #n e ways. if u read this far thank you its just wine drunk ramblings. #WHO want to run in the forest naked with me

[unexpectedbrickattack]

wait does... does this mean that drunk peppino can say ily to pepperman as well? 🥺 i mean I'M STILL NOT SURE BUT... dear gods, that would be so sweet......

If pepperman was nearby at any time peppino got drunk then yes absolutely. Pepperman is weird and a bit of a freak (affectionate) but NICE (to him at least) and peppino will always remember nice people saying nice things about him 😊

#answered #chattin #/// #//// #///// #peppino #pepperman #alcohol #drinking #mind u he doesnt go out for drinks often #and he doesnt really get drunk; not bc he has any restraint but bc he just has a good tolerance for liquor #i think pepperman would be so excited hes like yes! my muse! we are bonding! #to be so relaxed and content in my presence makes me so giddy :)! i am a comfort! #and peppino is just nodding; happy and humming #i cant imagine what scenario would have peppino drinking in his presence #i was working on a small little silly comic of peppino being invited to a fancy art event #or maybe a gala; so theres fancy wines and strong as hell vodka #and theyre like oh no little human please do not consume much of this; we have heard what can happen to humans who ingest too much… #and to their surprise (and immeasurable relief) hes just a bit buzzed and saying hi to some of the invited artists #WAIT this is even funnier now #bc originally i had made it so that the attendees saw peppino as peppermans +1 and they were like #oh you have urself another consort; how wonderfully stout this one is :) #and pepperman is like no; but he is even better than a consort; he is my muse! #but having them hear peppino like 5 minutes later say ilu to him AFTER pepperman dramatically exclaimed that he was only his muse- #-is soooo fucking funny #hes like! he is simply inebriated; he is this pleasant with everyone who is nice to him #and like to his relief he is saying ilu to the nice lady refilling the food counter and the nice man fixing up the displays #so he doesnt have to sit as a KNOWN LIAR #he is simply known as the man who brought a tiny entertaining human #he sees pepperman the next day w bloodshot eyes and hes like that shit was POTENT dont let me drink that shit again

[ambreiiigns]

btw rick and morty makes me insane bc no one Gets it people who don't wanna watch it (like me! before my brother made me watch it in exchange of him watching sk8 the infinity w me!) are like ugh problematique bad #edgy dark humor adult cartoon for reddit bros 🙄 but then the reddit bros who watch it & became the main representatives for its audience are like haha pickle rick wooo you need high iq I Relate To Rick Sanchez Deeply and he's like the joker to them and he's a king and an icon of alpha males somehow???? but like. neither of those people understand that rick and morty is actually about Nobody Exists On Purpose. Nobody Belongs Anywhere. Everybody's Gonna Die. Come Watch TV?

#like yea the universe is huge and there's so many versions of everything that everything becomes replaceable and therefore worthless #and you can find joy in that or not. you can find a way to be happy despite it all or not #yes the core is nihilism. but then like. why are we ignoring the opposite approaches to nihilism shown by the titular characters #people will talk too much abt rick and not enough abt morty if u ask me but whatever. let's talk abt rick #why will people forget that what makes our rick the ''rickest rick'' (arguable ????) is not that he's the Toughest Smartest Whatever rick #but that he's the most human rick ? like. the fact that he was attached to his humanity and to the worth he found within it is what #kickstarts the entire show. bc he tries quitting science. and when another rick offers him the portal gun so he can live out that #nihilistic reckless life we see he refuses it bc it sounds Lonely???????? which it IS #so then the other rick takes away what matters to our rick. and that's what makes him the Alpha Male Genius that the reddit bros like #not his toughness his brains his big dick or whatever. it was all about loooove baybayyy and revenge i do love revenge #it was his heart that made him into what we see in the show <3 and what we see in the show is a pathetic weak miserable old bastard #but the reddit bros aren't brave enough to accept it #but whatever. next time we will be talking abt how much he loves morty and how he hates it so much bc it makes him weak #(as evil rick points out when they're looking over rick's memories and he tears up when he sees morty. which kills me btw) #(so much so that when rick can take out everything he considers toxic from inside of him he gets rid of his love for morty too) #and yet he loves his little buddy sooooo much it's what fuels him now. kinda. lol #is he still shitty. does he fall back in his own shit a lot. does he keep treating morty like shit. yea #there's no buts. the statements coexist #yes he will drunk call jessica to cry abt missing morty. yes he will dump morty for two crows #and also he's in love w birdperson. next time too #oh nay

[jellypawss]

I’m hurting quite a bit tonight.

My brother has a new girlfriend he’s seeing.

One of the first things he said was “She dropped out of 8th grade, don’t pay attention to much to what she says.” And then he made joke about she teaches special needs and how I could be a student.

#it just was all so much #I literally have been bawling my eyes out #I ride and die for that fucking kid #he’s 21 #but god damn he acts like he’s 12 #why would u say that shit about me #like nothing wrong the needing help but #he made it seem like I needed medicated beyond or #idk I’m drunk and maybe im looking too into it #but fuck #it hurt so much #he’s a comfort character too in my silly little life #idk

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I’m saying this with my whole chest so I hope you believe me when I say you just Get suguru like no one Gets him like you of course you get Gojo too but I think suguru is more tricky in the sense it’s easier to misinterpret him. But every time you post something about suguru I am like wow you are so right I can’t believe you understand suguru better than gege himself

Anyway this is rem I made a new account

wahhhh rem!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 hi!! thank u for stopping by, i hope uve been well!! <333

AND TYSM…….. u r always so incredibly sweet i dont even know what to say psjdjsjzj :’3 knowing that i have ur sugu approval means the world to me!!!!

i 100% agree btw, i think sugu is so complex and he’s def harder for me to get a grasp on compared to gojo… so knowing that u think i Get him is such a relief T_T seriously!!! tysm for reading my fics and taking the time to write this 🥺🥺 ily!! <3

#sugu Mothered too close to the sun so gege had to kill him off </3 #honestly all sugu writers ive seen are so so talented im always in awe of their power…. sugu nation STAYS fed #aaa but tysm again rem :< i appreciate u sm!!! hope u have the loveliest day!!!!! #im trying to speedwrite this gojo fic rn but hopefully i should be able to get a sugu fic out next week!! #not much happens in it sugu is just a clingy sappy drunk for like 10k words straight LMAO… its sickeningly fluffy but i kinda like it :’3 #if u decide to read it i hope ull enjoy!! <33 #ask tag ✩

[mysicklove]

if there was no repercussions i would be smoking cigarettes 24/7 btw

#🔪 - mello talks too much #me when that drunk cig hits 😫😫😫😫😫😫 #no but i’m telling u guys i would be a chain smoker #to bad i afraid of cancer and aging #:/

[pear1ridge]

the states dont have crate day how am i supposed to explain what kind of guy wiremu is when u dont understand what it means to be a Crate Day Guy

#its the first saturday of december (first saturday of summer in nz) and u buy a crate of beer #(24x 750ml bottles) and u have from noon until midnight to finish them (2 bottles an hour) #it is a Nightmare of a time bc people obviously get way too drunk and a Lot of people can not drink that much #in general let alone in the time limit #so mostly people will share crates or at least my friends tend to #but like. there are the kind of guys who are always Pumped for crate day and go super hard and i think wiremus like that #hes a very. hes a casual beer drinker in the way a Lot of people in nz are (read: borderline alcoholics) #but hes a bigger guy w a high tolerance so he very rarely gets hammered #wiremu: headcanons.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

I'M GONNA BE HANGING OUT WITH MY IRL FRIENDS TOMORROW SO UR GONNA HAVE MORE TIPSY WHISKEY POSTING AGAIN IN ABOUT 24 HOURS I HOPE UR ALL READY

#whiskey yelling into the void #@ all my new mutuals ur about to EXPERIENCE something #well maybe. it's always possible i will pass out like halfway thru the night or be too distracted 2 post much at all #but if i do post ur gonna get word vomit of the highest calibre #also will more than likely be posting unhinged shit on the 18+ sideblog #if u consider how last time i got drunk i was deranged thirstposting over VIRGIL FUCKING SANDERS

[agayconcept]

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#oh for fucks sake #if i have to listen to my shithead of a mother bitch and whine and moan about me being disabled one more fuckinG time i s2g #she's been going on for 20 mins abt how annoying it is that i had to go lie down for a bit bc i had a migraine and a pain flare up #which meant i guess that she didnt get to make dinner when she wanted to (i told her she could just eat w/o me like who cares) #so now she's on a rampage abt how inconvenient it is to her and how i ruin her schedule and her life all the time etc etc #and when i responded calmly w 'well what would u like me to do- snap my fingers and not be disabled anymore? u TOLD me to go lie down.' #she exploded and is like 'oh noOoo ofc not nothing is ever ur fault u just accidentally do these things' #bitch WHAT THINGS ????? #exist as disabled ??? be in so much pain i spend most of my life these days in bed ??? be unable to function to ur standards ???? #do u Hear urself ?? #now she's sitting on the couch pouting and fuming like a toddler bc i was in bed for 2 hours instead of 30 mins (bc too much pain to get up) #and throwing a tantrum like that is in any way normal or acceptable behaviour #'u always do this! but nooo u can do w/e u want cant u ?? u dont have to consider others!!' #ma'am... #a) no i dont have to consider others when it comes to taking care of myself and my debilitating illnesses. that's an insane thing to suggest #b) nobody told u u could not do w/e the fuck u wanted while i was out of commission. u just did this to have more to complain abt #c) ah yes bc i 'want' to be bedbound in excruciating pain. that was a choice i made. for funsies. for the bit. #whaT ????? #god someone save me im gonna lose my mind w this shit #not to mention she's also belligerently drunk so like. there's that also. cant have any proper convo bc of it (not that i wanna talk to her) #jesus fUcking chrisT #i gotta get out of here #this woman is so immensely hateful #ya sorry i ruined ur life by being born this way and now ur stuck 'putting up' w me and 'my shit' (<- actual things she has said many times) #fuuuuuck me. #anyway. #negative #ableism #verbal abuse #ask to tag

[bpdamandayoung]

if god didn't want me to get drunk every weekend she wouldn't make alcohol so freely available

#i'm drunk to the point wherr the rroom is spinning don't adk me questions just get the vibe lob #loveeeee #outpatient is too fucking hard to deal without percents if u get me like gwrl that's too much if u ask me #depression and stuff #relying in autocorrect idk if this maked anysense but i hope u get me thelephaticld or howere u spell it #going to sleeo bueeeer