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lewisvinga · 13 days

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empanadaaaas | carlos sainz x argentine! fem! reader

summary; who would’ve thought that carlos would find a new love after visiting argentina with his girlfriend

fc; rita mota

warnings; ?

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

notes; requested !

masterlist !

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; 🤍] [caption 2; mi amor with me in my beloved argentina 🫶]

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liked by carlossainz55, yoursister, and others !

yourusername:🇦🇷🤍

tagged; carlossainz55, yoursister

carlosainz55: 😍😍😍 liked by yourusername !

carlossainz55: vamos argentina ! 🇦🇷

yourusername: and that’s how you win papa l/n over 😁😁

username: not u taking a SPANIARD to latinoamerica ma’am…. STAND UP

yourusername: he’s a cute spaniard tho😞

username: told y’all carlos is for the latinas 💆‍♀️

username: ugh the wispy bangs r everything

username: i wanna be u

yoursister: tell ur bf to STOP EATING MY EMPANADAS

carlossainz55: ur mom made them for me🤔

yoursister: whatever mamá makes = mine

yourusername: i wish i could get him to stop but he refuses to eat anything else or else he’ll starve 😞😞

yoursister: y tu pobre hermana??? ella está muriéndose del hambre. 😒 [and your poor sister, she is dying of hunger]

carlossainz55: we went out for ice cream 2 hrs ago???

yoursister: where’s my empanada.

carlossainz55: in my stomach😋😋

username: those empanados look saur good i get carlos tbh

username: ARGENTINAAAAA🇦🇷🇦🇷

yourbestfriend: WOWZERSSS UR SO😍

yourusername: UR WOWZERSS😘

alexandrasaintmleux: so gorgeous 🥹 i’ve been wanting to go🤍

yourusername: next time bby, girls trip to argentinaaaa💕

username: this is so messi core

username: HELPPP

username: no1 gonna mention the last pic?? bc i’ve been thinking abt it for the past 30 mins 🚶‍♀️

username: carlos w the basic white dog in a latino household HELPPP😭

username: okay but y/n and y/s/n always eattt😫

username: now i’m craving empanadas 😔😔

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liked by yourusername, landonorris, and others !

carlossainz55: te quiero argentina por y/n y empanadaaaas [i love you argentina for y/n and empanadas]

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: carlitooosssss, q guapooooo😻 [how handsome]

carlossainz55: y usted tan hermosa, nena 😍 [and you’re so beautiful]

yourusername: so grateful to show you argentina 🤍🇦🇷

carlossainz55: so grateful to know this beautiful country 🤍

yoursister: i’m sick of y’all already🤢

carlossainz55: tengo un amigo bien guapo , [i have a very handsome friend] and he’s your age 😁

yoursister: ou say lessss

yourusername: NOT lando. anyone but lando

landonorris: what’s wrong w me😢

yourusername: british and doesn’t like fish 😕

yoursister: he’s cute i can get past it 😛😛

landonorris: you like fish?? yoursister i can get past it too😁

username: NOT THE EMPANADA MENTION LMAOO😭

username: carlos rlly loves empanadas he’s jus like me fr

username: y/n is everything 😫

username: hes sooo bf

username: sexy spaniard i get u y/n i rlly do

yourusername: weak for that spaniard 😞 i’m making him argentine tho #trust

carlossainz55: mi gente latino ✊

charles_leclerc: i’m afraid to ask how many empanadas you ate

carlossainz55: you don’t want to know.

username: when will it be my turn to find a spanish bf and take him to argentina 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️

username: ARGENTINA MENTIONED🇦🇷🔥

username: they’re everything to me pls

username: caption is SO true

username: i wonder how madridista carlos feels knowing y/n and her family are messi fans

yourusername: good thing we’re madridistas too💯💯

carlossainz55: i did that😁

#formula one x reader #f1 x reader #f1 smau #f1 scenario #formula one scenarios #f1 imagine #formula one imagines #formula one imagine #f1 scenarios #f1 social media au #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz social media au #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz scenarios

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cocomi · 2 months

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Thighs, Baby !

synopsis: genshin men and their obsession with your thighs

genre: fluff as always

cw: gn reader, no pronouns used, THICK/CHUBBY READER!!!, reader is referred as "small" in itto's and neuvillette's part

characters: itto, lyney, neuvillette, and aether

Aether

He definitely uses your thighs as a pillow whenever you're out adventuring.

He's the sweetest thing about it, always making sure to ask you if he can rest his head on your thighs.

Of course you say yes, because who wouldn't let this cutie rest his pretty little head on their thighs??

He's not that keen on PDA, so he really only does it when you two are alone (especially when you're adventuring)

He does the same thing when you're in his serenity teapot.

Whenever you're cuddling together he always has his hands resting on your thighs or your waist. (it's usually your thighs tho, they're just so soft!!)

Itto

PDA KING!

He just loves touching you, whether that be resting his arm on your shoulder, and wrapping it around your waist, he has no problem with it.

Speaking of PDA and thighs, he likes to pick you up and carry you on his shoulders. (He likes the feeling of your thighs on his face.)

If you question it though, he'll just say you were walking too slow.

He also grabs your thighs at random times

Oh you're talking to someone? grab Oh you're laying down? grab Oh he's a little anxious? grab

Coming back to the fact he like your thighs on his face, he likes to sit between your legs.

You do the same for him so why doesn't he do it for you? - his reasoning.

Obviously it's a little different because you're a lot smaller than him and he doesn't want to hurt you, but it's fine!

Overall he love your thighs so much, he's so obsessed with them.

Lyney

HAVE YOY SEEN THIS MAN??? HES GOT SOME LUCIOUS THIGHS UGH.

Anyway, you both interchangeably lay in each other's lap.

You both love each other's thighs, but he insists that your's are much better and softer than his. i personally disagree but yk..

He likes to lay on your thighs after his shows, it helps him wind down from all the excitement.

He also does the same thing before his show to ease his nerves.

As much as his charismatic and flirty personality goes, deep down he's such a nervous person.

If he doesn't want to lay on you he'll just squeeze them.

He usually does this for attention, but sometimes uses them as stress balls.

Neuvillette

He doesn't really understand his attraction to your thighs at first. poor inexperienced bby

He's always so busy with his work, so he doesn't think anything of it for a while.

But when you offered him to lay down on your lap, you swear you saw him melt.

Laying on your lap has to be his favorite place, they're soft and plush like pillows, why wouldn't he want to stay there?

In his dragon form he likes to do the same thing, but he honestly forgets how small you are when he's in this form.

As soon as he rests his head on your thighs, he nearly topples you over. Luckily, you fell back onto his tail.

my friend requested this so i hope i did ur request justice !!!

as always, reblogs and likes are appreciated!! 💞

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rpsquad · 2 years

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Stars at Dawn - Part One

3.5K Words, 10 Pages; TW for (probably inaccurate) portrayal of homelessness as well as minor racism(?); Note: This is the first in what will hopefully be a series of short snippet stories about Wren's life. He's in for quite a time, both good and bad. Even if it's mostly bad in this one... enjoy?

“That’s enough, Wren. No more bedtime stories tonight.” Papa smiled and reached out to tousle Wren’s hair, but he ducked away, “It’s time for little demons to go to bed.”

Wren whined, hands latched onto his father’s shirt as he did, “No, c’mon Papa, please?” He stuck out his bottom lip as he looked pleadingly at his father, “Sing the lullaby, promise I’ll go to sleep after.”

Papa sighed, shifting on his knees, “Alright, alright, just the one time.” Wren laid down, curling on his side, and his father tucked the blankets up further. He yawned quietly, and his nose scrunched up in annoyance. Slowly, starting with a hum, Papa began to sing:

“Hush, little one, don't say a word

Papa's gonna fly with you like a bird,

And if the clouds don't part for us,

Papa's gonna light a fire for us

And if that fire for us burns low

Papa's gonna get you a fair meadow

And if that meadow withers and dies

Papa's gonna give you some crystal ice

And if that crystal ice melts ‘way

Papa'll love you for the rest of his days”

Wren was fast asleep before his father even finished.

—

“Wren!” Papa yelled, shaking him awake. Wren blinked awake. Papa looked like he had just woken up as well. There was some… noise outside, but Wren couldn’t tell what it was. Wren’s father picked him up off the bed and began carrying Wren, “Wren, do you remember the game we were talking about the other day? The one where you get to glide off the wall?”

Wren hummed sleepily. He thought Papa didn’t like that game, and Papa had always stressed the importance of not going anywhere without him, and Papa didn’t have wings like Wren did so how was he supposed to play? But Papa was carrying him to the back door, which was right near the wall that always looked so tempting, so maybe Wren would get to play it!

The noise outside was getting louder and louder.

Papa rushed through the door and set Wren down on the stone wall. It was normally up to Wren’s eyes, but like this Wren could see all the way down into the lower district. It was a lot higher than he thought, and he’d never gilded that far, but Papa would never let him do something if it would hurt him, so Papa must have realized that Wren was really good at gliding and could do it forever.

“Wren.” Papa put his hands on Wren’s cheeks, thumbs brushing his cheekbones. His voice sounded different, like Wren’s had when he got sick last month and it felt like he couldn’t breath. “I need you to glide down there for me. Don’t turn back, not for anything. I’ll come and find you after, alright? Can you do that, starlight?”

Wren nodded even though this was sounding less and less fun. The way Papa sounded was starting to scare him, and he couldn’t remember ever being on his own for longer than a few minutes, and how was Papa going to find him after? Wren realized suddenly that Papa didn’t even look happy, instead he looked stressed like he sometimes did after coming home or when a bunch of demons tried to talk to them in the market.

But Papa said it would be fine, so it would be, right? Wren would glide all the way down and prove he was really good, and Papa would come find him immediately and it would be lots of fun. Wren nodded again and stood up on the wall, arms outstretched.

“Are you watching Papa?” Wren asked, looking back at Papa. He could barely see him over his wings, all stretched and spread out so he was ready to glide.

“You’re going to do so great, Wren.” Papa said back. Wren thought he saw Papa turn around, but he couldn’t have, because Papa had to look at Wren to see how well he could glide. Wren turned back and got ready to jump.

The sound of wood shattering and demons cheering rang through the night.

Papa sucked in a breath behind him, “Now! You have to go now, Wren.” Wren did what was told without thinking. He jumped forward and stretched his wings all the way out to catch the air in them like Papa was always saying. Wren grinned and laughed as he soared forward like a bird, and a rush of hot air came up behind him and lifted him up, and up, and up. Wren looked behind him to see what caused that and-

And his house was burning.

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Wren ran through the streets. Papa had to be here somewhere, looking for Wren to take them both home. He was just having a hard time finding Wren, so now Wren needed to go find Papa instead, that was all.

Maybe Papa was lost? These streets were really confusing. They certainly all looked the same to Wren, and he had been walking around for a while now. It reminded Wren of one of the stories Papa liked to tell Wren, about this big dark maze that no light shone in at all until a hero came and saved everyone in the maze and brought them light.

… there’d been a special name for the maze in the story, but for some reason Wren couldn’t remember what it’d been. Maybe Papa would know when Wren found him.

—

Wren started calling out to Papa, because then Papa would be able to hear him too and then he’d find him even faster, but then the demons walking around with spears and torches started yelling at Wren.

When they yelled at Wren, they swung their torches around, flames trailing through the air.

Wren stopped yelling.

—

Wren gripped the front of his shirt, so hard it was starting to hurt. His stomach hurt even more though. Wren hadn’t eaten anything since dinner with Papa, and now the sun was straight up in the sky, which Papa said meant it was the middle of the day.

His stomach gave another loud rumble, and Wren kept walking through the market. There were bunches of stalls out with all sorts of things. Everyone kept giving Wren weird looks, but no one yelled at him as long as he walked to the side, so he didn’t mind.

Suddenly, there was a crash and a bunch of people started shouting. Wren looked over to see a group of boys run by with fruit filling their arms. The owner of the fruit stall Wren had passed earlier was yelling after them, and some of the demons with spears were running after the boys.

Wren felt something bump his foot, and when he looked down, there was an apple. Carefully, he picked it up. It was still bright red where it hadn’t gotten dust on it, and it was big enough that Wren had to hold it with both hands. It looked so, so good, but Papa had always told Wren that stealing was bad and he’d get in lots and lots of trouble if he did. Just like those boys probably.

… but it didn’t seem like anyone had seen Wren pick up the apple, and he was super hungry. The shopkeeper wouldn’t miss just one apple, right? And Papa wouldn’t want Wren to starve more than he wouldn’t want Wren to steal, so that had to make it okay.

Wren took a bite.

—

The streets changed a lot when the sun went down and the stars came out instead. All the neat looking market stalls packed up and went away, and instead everyone went inside. Wren was pretty sure most people went to sleep, like they had on his street, but some demons seemed really excited that it was night time and were really loud about it.

Wren didn’t really understand that. Night time was the time to sleep, which was boring. Why would anyone be excited to sleep?

The demons with torches seemed to really not like the loud people though. Maybe they just hated noise?

Wren didn’t understand a lot of things here. He hoped Papa would find him soon.

—

Wren woke up in the empty crate he’d found with chattering teeth, even though he’d wrapped his wings around himself like a blanket. Papa’d said they’re as big and fluffy as any blanket, which Wren thought might mean they would keep him nice and warm at night even without a blanket.

Maybe, if he was lucky, Papa had saved Wren’s favorite blanket and would have it when he came and got Wren.

—

Wren wandered through the market again. He was looking for Papa, because there were lots of demons here, so maybe Papa would be one of them. But Wren was just so hungry, because he hadn’t eaten anything but that apple and some water, and he hadn’t even been supposed to eat that. Wren didn’t want to steal anything again, because even after he’d eaten the apple he’d felt really bad for a long time and it felt like the guards were going to come and chase him for eating it, and he didn’t know what happened if they caught him.

But maybe he wouldn’t have to steal any apples at all. Maybe the shopkeeper was nice and would let him have just one if he asked nicely enough. They had a lot of apples after all, not to mention all of the other fruits they were selling.

Wren walked up to the stall, hands fidgeting with the hem of his shirt. It had gotten all dirty from sleeping in his crate, but Wren hadn’t brought any others with him. Wren looked up at the shopkeeper with his saddest eyes, the ones that almost always worked on Papa. He opened his mouth to speak but-

“Beat it, street rat. I don’t do handouts.” They said, not even looking at Wren. The tone of their voice was so mean though, and when they did actually look down at Wren, it was like their face was made of stone.

Wren ran away.

—

How was he supposed to eat if no one would give him any food?

Wren watched a couple of other boys who wandered around with eyes almost as hungry as he felt, and when they struck, he grabbed something too.

—

Wren continued to watch the market, day after day, but Papa’s kind blue eyes still didn’t appear.

He was starting to wonder if they ever would.

—

It was cold. It was so, so cold. Wren had seen some demons light fires to keep themselves warm.

Wren didn’t light any fires.

—

Wake up.

Look for Papa.

Eat.

Look for Papa.

Eat. (Maybe. If he was lucky.)

Sleep.

(And again)

—

Wren looked down at the crowds of people with dull eyes. He’d found a building with a big stack of boxes the other day, and if he was careful he could climb up. Most of the time no one even saw him, too busy looking through the stalls or talking or whatever else other demons did with their days.

It had been a lot of days since Wren had gotten to do things like that. He couldn’t remember how many it was though. He must have lost track.

—

Wren was sitting at the back of an alleyway, digging into a piece of bread he’d just snatched from someone's basket. He’d gotten better and better at taking things without being noticed, and the rewards had gotten pretty good too. A whole big piece of bread, no yucky green or black spots anywhere. It wasn’t warm like Wren remembered the best bread being at the bakery Papa took him too, but it was still pretty good.

Wren had been looking down at his bread so he could be careful about eating it (he tried his best to never let any crumbs fall), but he heard someone walking on dirt so he looked up and saw two boys. They were definitely older than Wren, but they were smiling, so maybe they would be nice. Even though they were looking right at Wren and walking towards him.

(He’d tried talking to some of the other boys he’d seen around before. They hadn’t been very nice.)

“Hey kid.” One of them said. His smile got bigger, but for some reason it didn’t make Wren feel good.

“... hello.” Wren mumbled back, closing his hands around his bread and hugging it against his chest.

The one that hadn’t spoken whispered in the other boy’s ear, but even when Wren tried really hard he couldn’t figure out what he was saying. They looked kind of.. Annoyed. But they wouldn’t smile if they were annoyed, would they? Had Wren annoyed them? He hadn’t done anything but sit really, he didn’t know why that would annoy anyone.

“Give us your bread.” The boy finally said, eyes staring straight down at where Wren was holding the bread he had gotten. Wren blinked and a small noise of confusion slipped out.

The other boy must have not liked that much, because he made a really mean face and stomped forward, “Give us the bread or we’ll take it from you, you stupid half-blooded brat.”

Wren flinched and held the bread closer to himself, even if he was probably squashing it. He didn’t care, as long as these mean boys didn’t get it. Wren shook his head hard enough that it kind of hurt, “Nu-uh. It’s mine, I’m keeping it. I’m gonna eat it.”

One of the boys looked at the other, and then they both looked down at Wren together. They suddenly looked even meaner than before, like he was a rat or a piece of trash instead of a boy just like them.

“I think this half-blood brat needs to be taught a lesson, eh?” One of them said, and his smile got bigger, even though Wren was pretty sure now it wasn’t a smile at all.

…

Wren didn’t get to eat the bread.

—

Wren panted as he ran through the street, the dried meat clutched close to his chest as he tried to outrun the guards chasing him. He was usually so good and they didn’t chase him, but Wren hadn’t been able to walk away from the meat stand without taking something, it all just looked so good.

The guards that had been standing there hadn’t liked that much.

“Come back here you little shit!!” Wren looked behind him to see if the guards were catching up to him, and he nearly stumbled and fell when he realized how close they were. They were way, way too close. Wren turned back and quickly turned sideways to avoid running straight into someone. That wouldn’t help him be faster at all.

Wren gasped for air. He was already so tired, and they were running faster than him already. He looked around desperately as he ran, and then ducked into an alleyway with tons of boxes in it. He dived into one of the open ones without thinking, already praying to whatever deity cared to listen that the guards wouldn’t find him.

“Hey! What are you doing?” A voice said, right next to Wren’s ear.

There was someone already in here.

Wren winced as he landed half on the other demon, a bony knee hitting against his side. They both scrambled to untangle themselves, and Wren saw flashes of light green hair in the process. Mostly right in his face, and far too close to his mouth. He didn’t want any weird kid’s hair in his mouth.

Suddenly, some boots stomped by. They both froze, though Wren was pretty sure the guards had already heard them moving around. The guards had clearly stopped right outside their hiding spot, and there where only so many spots for Wren to have hidden, they were going to find him, and, and-

The other kid crawled forward, detangling themselves as they did. Wren tried to pull them back, but they shook him off easily, instead stopping to stare up at the guards just outside of where he could reach them. Wren watched them numbly, realizing that the demon about to turn him in to the guards just a few steps away was a girl with long, light green hair. She looked old enough that she probably bordered on being a teenager, not that it mattered. She opened her mouth to speak, and Wren closed his eyes and crowded himself as far back as he could, his wings protesting as they were squashed against the wood.

“Are you looking for someone?”

Wren could feel all the air leave his lungs. The girls had sounded completely clueless, with just a touch of curiosity, despite the fact that he knew that she knew the guards were looking for him. What was she even doing?

“Maybe you can help us, little girl.” One of the guards said, voice full of false sweetness. They were never that nice unless they wanted something. “We’re looking for a little boy, about this tall. He’s got black hair and wings. Have you seen him?”

Wren bit his lip, opening his eyes again to look around. Maybe he could find a way to escape? Running past the guards probably wouldn’t work, even if they were surprised, but he could… break out through the opposite side? And probably go directly into a wall. Wren frowned. What if he-

“No, I’m sorry. I haven’t seen anyone like that.” Wren looked over to see the girl shake her head, staring up at the guards with big, pleading blue eyes. Wren’s own eyes widened as he realized what she was doing. She was hiding him from the guards, even after he’d kind of jumped on her by accident and led them right to her hiding spot, “I’ll let you know if I do?”

The guards made some annoyed noises as they stomped away, probably to go look for him somewhere else. The girl looked back at him, and then carefully scooted back inside the box again. It was a bit small for them both, but it was doable at least. Wren hadn’t seen anything on the outside saying what had held before it was empty, but it must have been big.

“... why’d you do that?” Wren mumbled after a moment, watching the girl carefully. She was very still and quiet, but Wren hadn’t met anyone friendly since he’d landed down on these streets. He didn’t see why this girl would be an exception.

The girl shrugged, more graceful looking than Wren had thought a shrug could look, “I don’t think anyone likes those guys very much. Besides each other, at least.” Her voice was quieter now that she wasn’t acting for the guards, but in a way that sounded much more real than the fake innocent one she’d used before, “Anyway, you’re just a little kid. It’d be pretty awful of me to turn you in considering you’re what, seven?”

Wren bristled, “I’m not seven, I’m nine!” He argued, ignoring the fact that he probably wasn’t yet. It would only be a month(or two, or three, or maybe five) until his birthday anyways, “It’s not like you’re some big adult, you’re a kid too.”

The girl looked at him for a second, and then started laughing, “It wasn’t meant to be an insult. I was just pointing it out.” She’d been smiling, but it faded away as she looked down at the ground, “I mostly just don’t like how they’ll hunt down anyone, no matter if they really deserve it or not.”

“.. Okay.” Wren said lamely. He shifted, moving towards the entrance as he tried to free his wings from the uncomfortable position they’d been stuck in. The silence between them felt heavy, like a thick blanket had been draped over them.

Wren looked outside, considering his options. He began to slowly nibble on the dried meat he’d gotten, only remembering it was there when he’d begun to fidget with his hands. He could leave, but those guards could still be looking for him, and then he’d be in real trouble. Or he could try to stay here, but then he’d have to stay with this weird girl, who had been nice, but there was no way to tell if she’d stay that way.

“I’d stay put if I were you.” The girl said. Wren looked at her, startled. It was like she’d read his mind. “I can see you eyeing outside. I’m pretty sure it’s going to rain soon, and even if it’s still warm right now, it won’t be at night. You’ll catch something.”

Wren hummed. She was probably right, even if he didn’t like it. It was really cloudy, and he’d overheard some adults saying earlier that they thought it was going to rain too. His wings always got super heavy in the rain and took forever to dry again. It was like dragging two giant bags of sand around everywhere. But here, he’d probably stay mostly dry.

“Okay.” Wren nodded, scooting back until he was back against a wall of the crate again.

The girl watched him quietly and then turned her head to look outside instead, “My name’s Aya. What’s yours?”

Wren rubbed the tip of his nose, looking down at what was left of the dried meat, “I’m Wren.”

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mountainficss · 3 months

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omg hihihiii, this is like my 1st time EVERRR writing a req, but I feel ur fics r just too good ngl, I read this concept in another fic, it was like thigh riding meanish joshua, and it just made me so AHDJSLKRIEKE like and I wanna see how you would see it !!! also if u do anons or wtv ??? idk how it fully works, but can I be 🦈 anon ??? I think thats how it works ??? SORRY THIS IS SO LONG THANK UUU

omg hihihiii anon thank you very much for sending me a request! i’m always happy to answer any submissions <3 they’re never too long for me bby! also yes you can definitely be 🦈 anon!!

AND AKEKEKEKE I LOVE MEANIE JOSHIE <333 it’s so funny you asked bc i am currently in the process of writing another joshua imagine! i’m in my joshua feels today <3

as you know joshua is a sweet guy. he’s such a gentleman! he’d totally be the type wrap his jacket around your shoulders when you’re cold and pay for your meals. but ohhh he can be mean! a real bully. i feel like if you act out intentionally, like tease him in public or just disobey him, he’ll hide his irritation for the time being. maybe laugh it off or just keep quiet for a while. but when you get back to his apartment and try to tug his shirt off, he’ll grab your wrists roughly to stop you. he’d slowly back into the living room, guiding you with him by your wrists. he’d plop down on the couch, pulling you in to straddle his thigh and gripping your hips harshly to keep you in place. you’d lean closer to press kisses to his jawline, but he wouldn’t let you and would just grip your hips harder ;( “this is all you’re getting tonight,” he’d bounce his thigh underneath you once, making it blatantly obvious that this is your punishment for misbehaving. he’d smirk at your whines and protests, and relish in the fact that even through your complaints you’re still mindlessly grinding against his thigh. he knows that you’d take anything he offered if it meant you could cum. you’d continue weakly fucking yourself on his thigh, pathetic whines escaping your lips as he smiles meanly at you. you’d beg him to strip you, beg him to fuck you, but he’d just scoff at your pleading. he’d probably tease you too :( “aww, baby wants me?” he’d coo with faux sympathy, guiding your hips. he’d jut his bottom lip out, giving you a fake pout. “aww. bet you wish i was inside, huh? poor baby~” you’d just mewl and pout as he guides your hips faster, feeling your climax approaching through the friction of his jeans rubbing against your clothed heat. “‘shua,” you’d pant and fist at his shirt, sinking your nails into the fabric and wrinkling it. you could feel your panties sticking to your core as he whispers, “if you can cum like this, i’ll think about fucking you tonight.” you’d let out little whimpers and cries, your orgasm threatening to tear through you. “y-you’re so m-mean, joshie,” you’d huff, his taunting laugh bringing a tinge of pink to your cheeks. “make a mess,” he’d coax, pressing a heated kiss to your lips. the contact alone would tip you over the edge, finishing with a loud moan as you shove your tongue into his mouth. he’d grind you against his thigh, helping you ride out your orgasm as you moan erotically into his mouth. you’d feel him smile against your lips. “you’ve been a brat all night, do you think i should fuck you?” and then you’d spend the whole night just whining and riling him up, trying your hardest to convince him to fuck you ;(( i don’t think he’d need much convincing though :((( UGH I LOVE JOSHUA <333

#seventeen smut #thoughts #seventeen #smut #joshua #hong jisoo #jisoo #joshua smut #seventeen joshua #svt smut #joshua hong #seventeen imagines #mountainficss

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kuni-is-daddy · 1 year

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Sub Fusiguro's Hcs

MINORS DO. NOT. INTERACT.❌❌❌

omfg yall really gassed me up and gave me 10+ notes on my gojo hcs TYSM. This'll include Megumi and toji's FINE ASS omg.. im srry but jjk men 😩👑

This is a mix of female and male reader!

MEGUMI MEGUMI. 👑👑

Remember when gojo said "be greedier" megumi: I took that personally

He trys to keep how horny he'd be for you to himself but whenever you make him feel good it's burned into his mind.

The way you'd suck his cock and ride him so passionately. Constantly milking him over and over again until he's begging you to stop or he'll break but it just feels too good.

"oh.. fuck.. y/n please..please.. fuck me just like that...fuck just like that don't stop baby. Don't stop"

Megumi would eat you out passionately and slowly until you ask for him to speed up. He'd constantly ask if your enjoying it and live to serve you. Wanna cum on his face? Megumis already on bed waiting for you to sit on his face.

Sub megumi who wants you to suffocate him in your thighs.

Sub megumi playing with your nipples and obediently licking your tits as you want him too.

Sub megumi finding a spot during missions with Nobara and yuji to summon the demon dogs to take over, then jerk off silently after you sent a sexy picture of yourself.

"ah..yuji.. where did fushiguro kun run off too? Ugh.... How the hell am I gonna get scouted in Tokyo if he keeps running off and having gojo make us look for him all day😩😭I'm gonna beat him to a fuckin pulp. " - nobara

Sub megumi secretly wanting to have a 3 some with you and gojo fucking him until he can't stop cumming.

Sub megumi wanting to stuff your cock down his throat while gojo fucks him from behind

Sub megumi letting you fuck him in his sleep, checking his phone to see a picture of his sleeping face covered in your cum. (He'd jerk off to that picture later)

Toji fushiguro

So needy. It doesn't matter if your busy, tired or not even in the mood. Toji wants you on his body. He craves you and your touch like it's everything.

At work? He'll send a video of him jerking off and moaning for you. It'll be a total tease. Toji would flex his abs and muscles in his usual black shirt and naked underneath while stuffing a shirt or even other clothing of yours that reminds him or has your sent against his nose and rub his cock for you

"Shi-shit..y/n, doll..I'm so close. I need your help bby. Come home soon f' me~

I feel like Dom or sub toji would be addicted to you regardless. Something about you just drags him in more then money does in exchange for Killing.

Sub toji driving you to your favorite cafe or spot to eat at as a way to convince you to let him drive to the nearest parking lot or alley way and let you use his body

Sub toji sucking your cock while your doing work over the desk at home

Sub toji moaning loudly as you fuck him in a mating press.

"Mnm~ want your kids daddy~ oh fuck yes. Harder. Fuck me harder~"

Sub toji pulling over and carrying you to the backseat bridal style even if you punch at him or tell him to stop. Then eating you out like it's his last meal. What r u gonna do? Break him? Fuck him rough? Not let him cum? Great. Even better. Toji loves that.

He'd be your little brat even in public. He'd have no shame while you eat out with your friends as he sits next to you and touches you under the table.

Sub toji toying with a sorcerer in a cat and mouse chase. Getting turned on by their fear. The way they pant and breath hard as your tall and sexyy ass s/o(or whatever he is to you) is about to murder them. while he gets a text message

Y/N(Doll❤️): Come home now. I need you.

Sub toji quickly turning his attention and lust towards you. Wondering and now getting turned on by what you could ever need him for. How would you use him.

The poor sorcerer you didn't know he's now chasing down ruthlessly and not just murdering them, but everyone and everything in his way including curses to get to you💀💀. Dam you we're addicting.

IDK MUCH ABOUT TSUMIKI(Megumi's sis) :((

Sub TSUMIKI asking to 69 whenever you have the time. She loves your smooth tongue against her wet pussy. She'd bounce on your cock/strap pleasing to cum again over and over. Overstimulate her like a good girl until she cry's.

#sub jjk #sub jujutsu kaisen #sub toji #sub fushiguro #jjk megumi #jjk toji #megumi x reader #megumi fushiguro #megumi headcanons #toji x you #toji thirst #toji smut #fushiguro toji x reader #toji x y/n #megumi smut #toji headcanons #toji x reader #jujutsu toji #jujustsu kaisen x reader

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witchthewriter · 1 month

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𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨��; 𝑆𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑤𝑜

I’m so overwhelmed by the House of the Dragon trailer and the photos and the theories and the new hair and the DRAGONS and UGH.

THE NEW DRAGONS!

Sunfyre!

Looking very similar to Syrax tbh ... I cannoot wait to see him in the sun. He's supposed to be so PRETTY.

Moondancer!

The mount of Baela Targaryen - bbys grown up! She looks a bit reptillian like in the face and we haven't really seen that in the other dragon designs and I'm here for it!

I'm not 100% sure but I think this is ...

Dreamfyre!

The mount of Helaena (and other Targaryens, Dreamfyre is very quite old). I hope she's more blue in the sunlight - oor maybe this is Vermithor??? What do you guys think?

THE NEW LOOKS!

Rhaenyra wearing her hair up seems to be the new look now. Out of her face, ready for battle, ready to take her rightful place.

Alicent doesn't seem to be wearing her more ... modest clothing. The last time we saw her, she was dressed with a large pendant of the Seven Point star (faith of the seven). To me, it feels like she's unravelling. Her faith seemed put on, and now her focus is entirely somewhere else.

Daemon back with the long hair; personally my favourite. Anyway, anyway, the trailer hinted at the battle between Aemond & Daemon... I have no idea how this is going to play out but I trust the creators.

THE NEW CHARACTERS!

(ew aegon)

These must be new members of his small council?

Jace going to the Starks for aid. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I can't wait to see these interactions.

I really don't like this relationship. Mostly becaise I don't like Criston Cole. But I do think Criston has moved into a bit of a stepdad-like position for Alicent's children. Well, at least Aemond and Aegon. It's also insinuated that Alicent and Cole have a sexual relationship.

And look at my poor lovely Helaena, we know what's going to happen... I hope her story changes in some way. She deserves justice, and to have more screentime for the character. She's way more interesting to me than Aegon - he's so dry, boring, awful.

LOOK AT MY GIRLS, JUST LOOK AT THEM! Amongst the council, wearing the colours of their father's House. Baela & Rhaena are my sweet girls.

(can't believe all this is happening because rhaenyra & alicent were in love...)

photo cred: Dae on pinterest

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thesherrinfordfacility · 9 months

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✨ episode 1/2 - running commentary✨

- ok so im slightly disappointed that it's the eps i watched in the screening BUT IM DETERMINED TO LOVE IT ANYWAY SO WE REMAIN OPTIMISTIC AND WE MOVE~~

- angel crowley is so young and innocent my poor boy he's been through so much

- like now im watching it, it feels like putting it in a cinema was a Bad Choice and maybe that's why I didn't like it??? it feels way more authentic and cosy on tv

- im sorry but crowley sounds like such an old man in the park scene, "frozen peas... it's good for them too🙂"

- seriously this is so much more palatable on tv format i can't get over it

- OH MAGGIE I LOVE YOU

- aziraphale god bless ur little cotton socks

- god crowley's legs got me SWEATIN

- ugh crowleys hand in the cafe is so FRUITY

- lmao "purely selfish action" aziraphale is so self aware and I love it

- no im sorry but goob is the fucking star of the show you cannot change my mind but dialogue and delivery wise he is currently CARRYING

- Dartmoor mention had me creasing, that's literally on my doorstep

- aziraphale's bitchy ass face then he sits down in the backroom honestly watered my crops and healed nature

- okay im sorry but the dialogue is still a little off for me I won't lie💀

- beelzebub's accent is just 😘👌 perfect, but equally feel like they'd be perfect in a production of oliver

- god believe me i feel for nina but... I... do not like her, and they are NOT suited for each other at all

- I LEARNT MY PASSION IN THE GOOD OLD FASHIONED SCHOOL OF LOVER BOYS

- that dance is so low effort I'm sorry it should have been the macarena or cha cha slide

- crowley's bow tho is so hot he's so graceful he looks like a swan

- and yeah the refs to the other years that aziraphale did the dance is GIVING ME HEART PALPITATIONS ugh

- he and goob are like cats on a hot tin roof like IMMEDIATE hissing vibes

- lmao ok so that episode does end there then... such a weird ending im sorry but yeah let's fully retract the alternate episode theory (but @prime you need to hire me for s3 just a thought bc 👀)

- anyway ep2 I'm sorry but the angelic herald speech thing is cute and funny but also so cringe hmmm

- gabriel is lord farquaad ugh

- I HAVE TO REMEMBER THIS IS A COMEDY UGH but i miss the slightly serious undertones in s1 sob god I hope they come back later on

- UGH THE TURTLENECK🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

- shax is mommy I don't make the rules

- I noted it in the screening but angel wings for earrings, Maggie????

- nice job on the lie aziraphale well done once again making excellent choices you're so smart and valid (utter moron)

- "SOUNDS A BIT UNLIKELY" LMAO GET FUCKED CROWLEY

- oh goob you really are going through it my bby I love u

- crowley's face after may god forgive you KILLS ME this scene is honestly the stand out one in both ep1 and ep2 if you ask me

- TY TY TY god bless u but you also make me so uncomfortable

- jobs youngest kid truly gives me life

- lmao the fact that aziraphale does actually recognise when crowley tempts him is hilarious tho bc he just conveniently disregards it by the bench scene in s1 hmmm character development or character regression WHO KNOWS

- ok no I'm sorry but the mukbang scene is so unnecessary and uncomfortable

- "whack the kids" honestly the best line of this scene imo, but upon reflection and rewatching it, crowley's demeanour is rather heartbreaking whilst he's reclined getting ratted

- FRANCES FRANCES FRANCES ✨💓

- 'but just to be able to ask the question' UGH CROWLEY STOP

- lmao shoemaking and obstetrics what a combo god bless

- THEY CAN ARRIVE AT ANY SIZE lmao and Michael is too sharp for their own good... but I do hate that gabriel is utterly inept, he came across as cruel and calculating if a little ignorant in s1 but not this comedically stupid

- "yes I bloody am" TY MY LOVE

- Michael sheen and David Tennant deserve nominations for the children swap scene alone, imo the strongest bit of acting in the ep im sorry 'you have my word as an angel' KILL ME

- why is nina obsessed with crowley, like I get it babes but also why

- THEY ARE SO MARRIED MT PARTNER AND I ARGUE OVER THE CAR ALWAYS "our car" LMAO 💀💀💀

- ✨✨✨IT WAS A NICE DAY, ALL THE DAYS HAD BEEN NICE✨✨✨

- ok the rock scene is so much more emotional on tv, so much better

OKAY RIGHT EP3 LETS HAVE ITTTTT

#good omens #good omens season 2 #go2 commentary #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #not a shitpost but its good omens babyyyy #edit: it unnerves me that neil liked this cesspit of inner monologue but similarly the man's a madlad and cannot be contained #go off i guess

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kayentokk · 1 year

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|Calling the JJK men “dude”|

✭ Suguru Geto ✭

Prolly would be a little shocked/confused on the inside

Shrugs it off

“Hey man”

Replies with the same energy you give

Figured it’s just the mood today

his pride is a bit hurt so he’s gonna act like he doesn’t care that much

Continues doing what he’s doing

You call him that throughout the day

Gets irritated with you and ignored you

Eventually asks you why

Super petty about it later

✭Your day started with your friend sending you a funny video, this lady had called her husband dude. The man in the video You replied ‘lol 😂 poor guy’ but on the inside you were pretty curious how Suguru would act.

When you got to your apartment Suguru wasn’t there so you just lounged out on your couch. A few minutes later you heard the door opening, Suguru coming in with a slight grin on his face, “hey man!” You greeted him nonchalantly.

It took him a few seconds to answer as he was processing in his head the unusual greeting you just met him with. “Hey…man?” Not the reaction you were looking for.

Throughout the rest of the evening you when you would randomly show him something on your phone, call him over, or even ask him a question, you greeted him that way.

“Dude!”

“Oh my gosh bro!”

“Hey man…”

He finally got sick of it and asked, “y/n, are you okay?”

“Yeah man, what would be wrong?”

He’s sighs exasperated, “you keep calling me “man,” dude,” and “bro” you never do that. It’s weird.”

“Oh…I thought you didn’t notice, I just wanted to see what you’d say but I thought you didn’t care….”

“That’s stupid, don’t talk to me”

“Wait Sugu-“

“Oh now I’m Sugu again, no more “bro?”

He didn’t talk to you…for like 10 minutes he eventually gave into your antics after you apologized for like the hundredth time. After he was super pettily nonchalant about it. He just casually addresses you as “girl,” or “woman” to get on your nerves. ✭

✭ Satoru Gojo ✭

Completely overly exaggeratedly hurt

Fakes getting shot in the chest and falls out of his chair

He is so baffled that you just called him dude

“Baby?! Do you not love me anymore?!”

He’s so distraught that it’s hilarious

When you finaly get him to calm down so you can explain his undies are in a bunch

He’s all pouty and gives you the cold shoulder for like 2 seconds

He gives in for your kisses

✭ You were in a playful mood your friends had been addressing you as ‘bro’ and ‘broski’. So when you went home you automatically greeted your boyfriend like that without thought, it also didn’t help that you were kinda tipsy.

“Suuup brrooski!” You said in a chill tone, walking past Satoru making your way to the kitchen.

“Ugh!” You heard a soft ‘thump’ and turned around to see your goofy, appalled boyfriend on the floor.

“What are ya doin silly?” You giggled.

“My heart…how could you? Am I nothing to you anymore? Have I been demoted? Downgraded? Are you falling for someone else?!”

He’s so dramatic he knows you’re not falling for anyone but him, but you’re still confused. What is he talking about?

“What are you talking about?”

“Wooow! You- you don’t even notice the pain you’ve just struck me with. How could you call me broski? Is that what I am to tou now? A broski?”

“Awwww baby, I’m sorry, it’s just a habit,” you say as you walk over and pull him up off of the floor.

“Hmph!” He says crossing his arms into a pout.

“‘Cmonnn, I’m reaaaly sorry, mkay?”

He turns his head to the side ignoring your apology. You stand on your tippy-toes and peck his right cheek, “better now?”

He enwraps you in a warm hug and giggles, “better.”

✭ Itadori Yuji ✭

Poor bby:(

He’s tryna think of every possible thing he could have done to make you mad

Did something during your day bother you?

Was it him?

Literally almost cries before he can even form a single sentence to answer you

Doesn’t know how to respond

Should he call you dude too?

Is this a new cute couple thing?

Or will you get mad?

Should he do the normal and call you “baby” and “love of my life?”

Really lost

Also kinda hurt

✭Yuji was beyond happy! You texted and asked him if he wanted to hang out with you today, his answer of course being ‘yes!’ He wondered what you guys were gonna do, watch a movie? Play video games? Bake?! He could hardly wait.

He rang the doorbell anxiously awaiting your response.

“Hey dude, so today I have planned….”

He paused, tuning out whatever else you were saying. Did you- did you just call him dude?

What did he do?! Did he upset you? Was this the end? Is that why you wanted to “hang out” to slowly break it to him? Was is something that happened during your day? What did he text you? Did he forget to respond?! If none of that was it, then how should he respond?!

“Yuji!”

“Huh?” He said snapping out of his overthinking.

“You okay man? You kinda got lost there,” you say chuckling.

Oh no-not again. You did it again! He must’ve really done something now, but what? He just got here and-

“YUJI!”

“Yes?” He says tears swelling up in his eyes.

“Oh my gosh! Are you okay?”

“You- you, called me dude, twice….did,” he sniffled, “did I do something?”

“No! Oh my gosh no baby. I’m so sorry I didn’t even realize.”

You pulled him in a tight hug and pressed a kiss to his cheek.

“Sorry again.”

“No it’s okay, I was just a little lost,” he says almost embarrassed.

“I love you sooo much Yuji!”

“I love you too Y/n”✭

✭Nanami Kento✭

He’s just a little caught off guard

Mostly confused

Was about to say his usual “Hey sweetheart”

Stopped himself in his tracks

Tried to analyze the whole day and think what he could have done wrong

He’s pretty straightforward when he thinks there’s a problem

Asks you why you just called him dude

Asked you to never ever do it again please

Went on with his day

✭You walk into your shared apartment really frustrated. Today Nanami had off so it was nice to just rant to him as soon as you came home. The first thing out of your mouth after seeing your stoic husband was, “dude! People were seriously all up on my dick today! Like I wish they would have just backed the fuck off, my last nerve was literally strangled to death!”

People normally questioned how you and Nanami got together in the first place, with you being so hot-headed and him cool and collected, but that was the balance that you needed. Especially when you were mad.

Nanami understood you were upset, but he thought he did something considering the fact that you called him dude. He’s never gotten that before, even when you were mad. He analyzed the entire day and couldn’t find anything, so he figured it just came out because you were mad. He still didn’t like it though.

He cleared his throat, “first, I’m sorry that you had an unpleasant day, I wish I could make it better. Second, please don’t address me as “dude” again.”

“Aww I’m sorry ken, my sweetest honey ever,” you say walking over to him where he was on the couch and sitting on his lap.

The corners of his lips lifted a bit at your response, “it’s okay my darling y/n.”✭

✭Fushiguro Toji✭

Lowkey but highkey mad

He’s kinda bitchy about it

He’s gonna settle it right there right now

He’s thinking on the inside wtf is wrong with you

Like “why tf you callin me dude?”

His prides hurt cuz like is he just a dude to you?

You have to calm him down and he’s still not fully calm

He makes sure you know to never call him dude again

✭Toji had been purposely irritating you all day, he knew you had homework and a test to study for but he insisted on coming over anyway. claiming that he ‘won’t bother you’ yeah won’t bother you your ass. He complained about it being a mess, then he started hugging you from behind and touching you. You were getting really frustrated.

“Seriously dude, you’re getting on my last nerve,” you chastely said as you removed his arms from your waist and turned back around to do your work.

That stopped him dead in his tracks. He didn’t give not one fuck if he was bothering you, but the fact that you called him dude, that bothered him. No, it’s irked his entire being.

Your poor, poor choice of words lead to you panting and being denied to come for the third or was it fourth time already?

“Say it again kid, what did you call me?”

Safe to say you never called Toji that again.

✭Fushiguro Megumi✭

Definitely caught him off guard

Doesn’t show it though

His feelings hurt deep down inside

Still doesn’t show it

Feels like he’s being downgraded/demoted

Confused

Outright asks you why

Politely tells you not to do it again

Is clingy with you afterwards because deep down he needs reassurance

✭You busted into the Satoru residence knowing that’s where your helpful tutor boyfriend was. Satoru greeted you with you guys’ super secret handshake and a, “heyy bro!” And you in return did the same. “Heyy man!” You said giggling at the comedic greeting.

“Megs is in his room, as always.”

“Thanks,” you said walking towards Megumi’s room.

“Wassup bro!” You said peaking your head in from the corner with a smile.

Gosh Megumi loved your smile, it brought him inner joy, but he did not love that greeting. He knows about you and Satorus’ greeting, but he’d prefer if you left that for Satoru and not him.

“Why?”

“Why what?” You ask confused.

“Why’d you call me ‘bro’?”

“Oh, did I? Sorry,” you chuckled awkwardly.

“It’s fine, don’t do it again please,” he cleared his throat, “ready to start?”

You knew your boyfriend in and out, you’d have to since he seems irritated and tired all the time. So you knew him right now, he didn’t seem sad, more like disappointed.

You were pretty sure he was gonna ask you to sit across from him so that it would be easier to write, because elbow space. Instead though, he patted the spot right next to him.

You gladly took it and began working, but he was touching you more when he was showing you things.

“Alright, thanks for the lesson Megs!”

“Wait, Y/n you should stay a little longer…”

“But it’s almost 6 and I don’t all home…it’s gonna take me a while to get there,” you said sadly.

“I’ll walk with you, or get Gojo to take you.”

“Why do you want me to stay?”

“…Gojo‘s cooking dinner and I can’t be the only one to stomach that alone.”

“Oh,” you replied giggling, “okay, sure I’ll stay.”

“Hey!” Satoru shouts popping into the room, “I heard that!”

A/N:First time doing headcannons it was actually pretty fun, how did I do?

#Jjk #jjk headcanons #headcanon #anime #manga #fluff #suggested themes #geto suguru #nanami kento #toji fushiguro #megumi fushiguro #gojo satoru #yuji itadori #men

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