"when im fat and old and my kids think im a joke"
"who cares if im pretty if i fail my finals??"
"who's your daddy?" (IYKYK ;))
"im tired and it's winter"
"i wish i could block me out"
"wanna die"
hi!! welcome. i suggest putting a seatbelt on and i will pay for your therapy, dont worry. :)
☘ "hi, it's me. im the problem it's me.": im kristen! you can call me kristen or kris. minor (im 14 if you really wanna know). she/her. intp-t. ambivert. 🇵🇭. reader (sort of). notes app writer (sometimes). i could not care less about my dumb typos so deal with it. i suck at math. biiiiiggg ophelia wilde fan. delulu swiftie no.9273737277. rodrigoxpartidge's biggest supporter. claire rosinkranz is the reason for my existence. gracie abrams ily. "how long can we be a sad song?". im married to grayson hawthorne. mirrorball//tolerate it girlie 4 life. stromboli fan until the day i die. nick girlie by heart. pjo stan at this point. harry potter simp. hermione granger is my mother. sherlock and enola holmes stan. "no body, no crime". haylor (sorry not sorry). one direction is my life. FREE PALESTINE. kenji, my spirit animal. jude is so ughhhhh perfect. javery shipper cause jameson for avery, grayson for me :3. massive k!nye west hater so if you like him, please leave. but i love rap. certified professional procrastinator. capricorn (not a believer in those things though). i love reading poetry. correct grammar = non existent. i can (technically) fluently speak 3 languages. i can speak (basic, not much) about 5 languages?. piano enthusiast. very big sport girly (football *soccer. america football can kiss my toes. that sport sucks*, f1, volleyball, badminton, basketball, tennis and hockey fan). walker scobell is perfect and i love him. c²>>>>. sharl leclerc. max the axe. oscar paistry. ankara messi. sewy. leah is my bestie. dior is the best artist no cap. pookie nation frfr. charlie's luke is best luke. andrew is underrated. olivea is jusssttt.
☘ rappers i like//listen to: eminem, lil skies, ysbtril (does he count?), nicki minaj, doja cat (:3), cardi b (rarely), dominic fike (does he count? yk, melodic rap). tbh idk who else lol.
☘ all around favorite artists: taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, claire rosinkranz, gracie abrams, the weeknd, doja cat, lil skies, ysbtril, selena gomez (?), harry styles, niall horan, louis tomlinson, zayn, liam payne, one direction, clairo, conan gray, lana del rey, one republic, why don't we, the neighborhood, billie elish, ariana grande, abba, michael jackson.
☘ navigation?:
rambles: #kristenstedtalk
anything i don't proof read: #i didn't proof read this lmao
grayson hawthorne: #loml
cringe posts that idk why i posted: #/j or #post to delete?
asks: #askaroo or #ty for answering <3
sturniolo triplets: #stombolis
☘ follower count (as of march 20): 313 (im actually not sure lol)
☘ DNI: racists, homophobes, sexists and anyone that's ok with any form of discrimination
✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
☘ safe space for: everyone lol
☘ my other accounts: @crysten my writing and other stuff @skeellymellows book rants (AAAH I CANT TAG)
☘ books/movies/series: harry potter, pjo, aggtm, tig, sherlock/enola holmes, little women, black beauty, tsitp, better than the movies. hp, pjo, enola holmes, tsitp, gilmore girls, gossip girl, mean girls, legally blonde, little women, hunger games (haven't read the books), marvel (barely lol), secretariat (my favorite :>>). tbh idk what else lol
☘ my people:
@gergthecat (scouty) #evil batman sourdough guy #bread man #george
@stvrgirl111//@stvrlighhttt (mare) #maree
@mqstermindswift (quason) #nickyy
@urbanflorals (em) #walkers wife
@nqds (NADS) #nads! or was it #NADS! ??
@reminiscentreader (JAS) #theworldneedsmorepeoplelikejas
@sophiesonlinediary (fifi) #fifi <3
@myster3y (kiaraah) #kiaraah
@regisdvmb(reggggg) ✶ @coco6420 (cocoo) ✶ @eddiethebanished (finn :)) ✶ @themidnightarcher ✶ @starchasers-stuff ✶ @what-about-wendy (wendy <3) ✶ @lucinda-008 ✶ @foaming-sea ✶ @lonelycatsblog ✶ @good-old-fashioned-lover ✶ @my-mind-is-frozen ✶ @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies ✶ @baboland ✶ @blocked-zombieartist ✶ @sturn-wrld ✶ @swiftieannah ✶ @weeping-in-the-willows ✶ @s1xseasonsandamov1e ✶ @the-red-archer ✶ @svnflowermoon ✶ @helpimhopelesslyinlove ✶ @doyoujustnotwantto ✶ @atwtmvftvtvsgavralpsss ✶ @oh-whale13 ✶ @bonesofnixie ✶ @art-of-fools (stephanieee) ✶ @percabeths-blue-cookies ✶ @imthatweirdratinthecorner (a rat <3) ✶ @letmeseeallthefrogsinthecity ✶ @that-multi-fandom-hijabi (novaaa) ✶ @rachellelizabethhdare ✶ @sluttypoetsdepartment ✶
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mutual 1: WDYM none of you have heard explosion gun ???? theyre from the 1930s, sure but they literally made the best song ever [long title or series of numbers that have no meaning]
mutual 2: hey guys can you fill out this survey for my class? its about 15 minutes and it would mean a lot!! i love you
mutual 3: ughhhhh can this guy stop flirting with me? i told him to kill himself after he said [horrifically racist sentence] and he hasnt gotten the hint
mutual 4: im liveblogging a game from 12 years ago if you dont want spoilers im tagging my posts about it as #plwm3 liveblog !!
mutual 5: [poll] should i brutally murder this oc before or after he gets divorced
mutual 6: ok I knowwww im learning 6 languages rn but it would be so fun to learn russian.....
mutual 7: what do you mean you freaks dont dip your bananas in orange juice??? This is literally so normal why are you call me the weird one
mutual 8: just finished meeting up with mutual 9 irl it was so fun im gonna miss you now that you're home again </3
mutual 9: mutual 8 locked me in a basement for 4 hours and played clown music. i wish i couldve stayed longer
mutual 10: OMG THE NEW TRAILER FOR BRIMBLUS JUST DROPPED?????? EVERYONEEE LOOOOOOOK
mutual 11: my dad got me a milkshake breakdown cancelled everyone 🎉🎉
mutual 12: this post reminds me of *******
mutual 13: mutual ^ is talking about scorblo btw
mutual 12: HEY???? MUTUAL 13???? CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF????
mutual 14: [describes the most horrific repeated childhood trauma] but idk if im allowed to say i have mental illness cause im not diagnosed
mutual 15: guys do you think im more blue or purple coded :3
mutual 16: in response to all the transformers fandom callout calling me lesbophobic and racist: [ten paragraphs that make it clear they're clearly the only normal person in this scenario]
mutual 17: wait you guys are actually going to pumpkin patches? i thought those were made up ive never seen a pumpkin irl before...
mutual 18: guys can anybody see me. Please. No one's responding am I shadowbanned or do you all hate me [they're shadowbanned]
mutual 19: ugh this one customer keeps brutally murdering our servers at the restaurant i work at i wanna quit sooo bad but i might get promoted soon so idk
mutual 20: [reblogs a web weaving post about judas] UGH i need to fuck him sloppy style and **** ****** ***** **** *** ***
mutual 21: spam reblogs a genshin character
mutual 22: [screenshot of mutual 21s blog with filtered tags of the characters] you're lucky i care about you so much.
mutual 23: i think im losing my grip on reality. omg wait but look at this cute dog i saw walking home the other day
mutual 24: hi everyone! i just got back from a 6 month social media break :) hope everyones been doing well!
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Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 11 ~ Jas.exe has stopped working edition
Welp, Beanfest part 2 has concluded with only the most minor of injuries to all those involved. Except maybe Jamil’s psyche, but we’ll get to that soon enough.
Warning: Pic heavy, minor oc referencing, one or two dirty jokes, some swearing and ALOT OF ROOK/ROOKVIL THIRSTING! I mean it!
I’m down bad for these beautiful bastards and about to make it everyone’s problem!
YESSIR! 👀
WHATS WITH THE SMOKE?! Now I’m concerned, it would be pretty fucked if these pretty pair of fae ended up burning the school down over their harmless game of tag...
But at least they’re having fun! Look at those smiles! Ughhhhh 💚💚💚
Ohhhhh Kalim, you are too sweet. Too pure for this cursed world. My only sunshine. 🥺
And you deserved better, especially for feeding everyone...
DONT TEASE HIM 😤
Meanwhile, I think Vil is beginning to have second thought about bringing Floyd on board. Right outside this shot, I can hear Danica screaming I told you so to her bewildered dorm leader...
Ohhhh poor Riddle. As an asthmatic, I can sympathize. With my weak lungs, I would not do good with this event at all.
But at least he’s a good sport about it. Like I said Riddle is really growing on me. I recently reread some of the previous chapters and even though I hated his guts at first, now I really appreciate him as a character. And we like the same kinds of desserts! 💖
THOSE SMIRKS 👀👀👀
Neither does Idia apparently! Also wth, where do you get rankings like that? Like yeah I know Rook is a walking talking french speaking red flag but Trey is pretty chill. I feel like Jade is more sus than him...and Ruggie...and Jamil...actually scratch that. Trey is THE most normal vice dorm leader! Nothing sus about him!
SPEAKING OF WHICH
Sorry Trey, this ain’t a threesome.
Uh...are ya’ll sure ya’ll wanna do this out in the open? In broad daylight??
Me too, I yield to Rook too. Wait a sec, I’m not in this...😅
MMMMMFFFF SO WHOLESOME! TOO WHOLESOME!!! I adore these two so much! Their dynamic is so entertaining and seeing them on opposing teams in this event was such a treat for my crazed soul! There is absolutely NOTHING heterosexual about their dynamic and YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT!
You know what this reminds me of?
This, it reminds me of this. Sweet apple child...
Oop, sorry Epel looks like Floyd Deucey-ed you.... Welp, see you at the crossroads...💀
Oh god...this is literally my nightmare right here. My sleep paralysis demon. There are few things I can think of in this game that would be more terrifying than Floyd chasing me. Vil’s angry face, the prospect of Malleus overblotting, and even then I feel like I would be more likely to survive those things with less trauma than this...
Jamil is me. I am Jamil. Also I really love when he makes this face. 😭🤣💀
GOD THIS IS SOME FU*KING YANDERE SH*T WTF SAVE ME MALLEUS SAVE ME
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN. But you did your best Jamil, and at least your team won in the end...
CHILL BRO THE GAME IS OVER! CHILL!
There is something particularly cursed about this image. Also, IS THAT A FU*KING LUCKY EMBLEM?!
Well besides being chased by the scary eel man, I’d say yes. A pretty fun event! The different POV was pretty cool! I’m dreading all the grinding I’ll have to do to be able to access Vil’s beanfest vignette but it will be worth it in the end!
And now...party people, the moment we’ve been waiting for, LETS READ ROOKS BEANFEST VIGNETTE! 💙💙💙
OOF
I love how Rook is telling them about the previous beanfest. Though I can’t help but wonder how much of this tale is true with how...fantastical my handsome hunter can be...
OOF and I say oof on behalf of Leona, not Rook...💀
Awwee. But I still love you, my handsome hunter.
BUT STOP DOING THAT THING WHERE YOU NARROW YOUR EYES AT ME! Are you looking into my soul when you do that?! Please don’t! MMMMMMMMFFFFFF YOU MAKE ME SICK! (very affectionately)
WAIT?! Were you doing what I think you were doing?! 👀
Yeah what he said! You’re the trickster this time! 😤
SO! FUN FACT! THIS groovy art right here was one of the first I saw of Rook that made me begin to fall for him. Something about his stance, so menecing but his smile is still so charming! He see’s his prey within his grasp but he’s just enjoying the view, enjoying the warm sunny day, not making a sound while is victim doesn’t suspect a thing. Just toying with them, relishing their false sense of security before he begins his hunt. But at the same time there’s something almost...intimate in his gaze. Like the tender smile he would give a lover or something. Maybe that’s my thirst speaking but there is certainly a level of familiarity there which can admittedly be kinda sus depending on who you are and who I am. He’s just so casual as he looking down at us like a cat eying a mouse, ready to attack. And of course the first thing I could think of was Rook looking down as he’s about to [REDACTED]
Yeeeaaahhhh...and with that, I think I’m gonna end it here before I get TOO carried away. But yeah, this was a fun event. Hoping the next event is maybe Ghost Marriage or Fairy Gala. Also this will probably be the last reaction post for a while since I did read a third of book 5. I’ll go back to it once the second third of book 5 hits en and I can catch up with everyone else! That is, if I don’t get too impatient before then! 😭😂
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