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aloadofoldtwaddle · 2 years

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"My kind of medicine is whiskey straight, I got a mouth to put you in your place"

#me #selfie #another sunday #lets talk #chat #message me #dm me #distract me #distraction required #ask #anon #ask me anons #ask me anything #just be nice #dont be weird #kik #snap #uk bitchez #dont rb

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hollyleplug · 3 years

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honestly can’t be arsed thinking about how long the uk is going to be in lockdown... july..... my bitchez we are only just done with january and ya telling me life is on hold for another six months. suck my dick covid suck it so hard

#uk #lock down #covid 19 #can’t be arsed #sucks balls #fml

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monstabeatzz · 6 years

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Go download “Bitchez 2” for free on #soundcloud #audiomack #reverbnation Yes, I said for “FREE” #free #supportmusic #newmusic #worldwide #like #like4like #share #repost #regram #followme #ifollowback #follow4follow #compton #watts #losangeles #lasvegas #texas #newyork #atlanta #uk #japan #instamusic #instafollow #realshit Rhyme Syndicate Record® FlameThrowaz® #pressplay #turnup @music_creator_on_soundcloud @reverbnation @audiomack @youtube #youtube #instadope

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balkantalia-hub · 7 years

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My Balkan: Chapters 5 and 6

Chapter 5.

AN: SSSTOP FLAMING U BITCHEZ!1! if u flam that meanz ur a TURBOFOLK H8ER!! ILL HUNT U DOWN U LITTLE SHITZ!! Da only reson Enos swor is coz he ran out of cigers okkk an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

Ennas made Dražen and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You Azis (AN nno flamen i luv azis but enis don't okk) fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my palid face. Dražen comforted me, wrapping one of his noodle arms around me again. When we went back to the castle Penis took us to Professor Metikoš and Professor Janeska who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest yo dang!!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre ajvar lovers?" asked Professor Jaknoww.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Macintosh.

And then Dražen shrieked in his high-pitched gay voice. "BECAUSE I LOVE FUCKING HIM!!" (AN lol what a dumbb bitchh he meant "bc i fuckin love him" but ye he a dumass)

Everyone was quiet. Ponis and Professor Yahoo still looked mad but Professor Mac-Mac said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Dražen and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Jany?" Dražen asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the boy's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a fluffy pair of PJs that looked like a chicken costume. When I came out….(AN lol gettit WHEN HE CAME OUT like he gayy)

Dražen was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing "Despacito". I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to sing such a fuckin prep song. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Chapter 6.

AN: i decidod to thank al reviows i get staring from 2day so THX gay_suggestion for ur looonngg cummentary on ma fic!! i didnt rlly get that part on "self-insert" or whatevs but ye i luv u!! coffee_stressed tyyyy for ur outfit adeas for wanez!! oh btw if i dont get more reviows i wont release the next chap >:)

The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black jacket, a black t-shirt and black ripped jeans, which all had little spikes on them, even my shoes and underwear had spikes. I put on chicken-shaped earrings to make a statement about my fursona. I spray-painted my hair with L'oreal Shade Sand Blonde 3.14 to cover up any brown roots.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Cunt Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that it was going down his face like tiny droplets of limpid black tears and he was wearing black lipstick. His hair looked like it was stripped out of the most angsty punk magazine. He was wearing red contacts just like Dražen. He had a sexy balkan-moved-to-uk-then-back-home Dua Lipa kind of accent which was hot af. He looked exactly like what Tito must've looked like as a teen. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a twink so I didn't get one you sicko yikes.

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Jalal, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why??” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Dražen came up behind me and wrapped me in his noodle arms again and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

#yugotalia #balkantalia #aph slovenia #aph croatia #aph serbia #aph bosnia #aph macedonia #aph herzegovina #aph kosovo #burusume #fanfic

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cafelutaluipopica · 5 years

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Doar o oaie foarte simpatică și surorile ei, ieșite la o gustare de după-amiază. 😂 Be-he-he, bitchez 😂 . . . . . #animals #sheep #wool #furry #grey #eating #lunchtime #grasmere #uk #cute #picoftheday (at Grasmere) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpp_RGnBd1F/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1388nco68soo2

#animals #sheep #wool #furry #grey #eating #lunchtime #grasmere #uk #cute #picoftheday

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aloadofoldtwaddle · 2 years

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