#UM. HE. UM

[nonbinary-arsonists]

BALD

#i love the BALDposting in this fandom #BALD. BALD. BALD. BALD #partially in response to the ppl thinking he was bald with the exclamation ears in my last comic #which has. um. over 15000 notes 🥺 #zooble. ugh. why r you so many detail #my art #digital art #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc zooble #tadc comic #tadc jax #tadc fanart #comic #BALD

[the-phantom-peach]

🗣️ huh?? what do you mean I haven’t posted any Link signing propaganda yet??

#doodled a little comic bc I think the link/korok relationship is adorable #this is also pro-korok propaganda #anyways um #I used to hc that link signed in botw (for obvious reasons) #but after the calamity he gained more confidence in speaking #so now he only signs when he’s uncomfortable speaking around someone or just not in the mood to talk #sometimes he signs while speaking out of habit #thank you for coming to my ted talk #im sorry hes just so important to me IM SAD #I used to learn asl but now I forgot please forgive my mistakes OTL #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #loz #loz art #Zelda #loz tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #totk #botw #totk link #korok #Nintendo #art #my art

[onismdaydream]

best friend megumi fushiguro who doesn't let anyone else get close to you, especially not someone who he knows just wants to get into your pants. he'll stand behind you, his stare intense and deadly, a subtle baring of teeth, until the guy fumbles over his words and dashes away.

megumi knows you're a virgin, never even had a proper boyfriend once the dark haired boy found you — there's no secrets between the two of you. well, almost no secrets.

you didn't need to know the way megumi couldn't help himself when he was alone in the darkness of his room, fist wrapped around his aching cock, moans muffled as he stuffed his shirt is his mouth. a small part of him wished you were here with him, that it was your hand stroking him and making his tip leak that pearly white. or better yet, maybe you'd let him take your virginity. maybe you would beg him to make love to you, spread your pretty thighs apart so he could go right where he belongs.

he wonders how it would feel, being buried deep within you. he was a virgin, too, after all — saving himself for you.

but your first time together would be special, it would be perfect, not some rushed and sloppy fuck because of his carnal desires. megumi needed to be patient and let everything fall into place. he couldn't have you running off to someone else when you two were made for each other.

so he waits for you to realize that fact, too.

#this got um. a little more yan centric than i thought lol #i just think that hes sooo protective of you. definitely a silent admirer.. #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk smut #megumi fushiguro #megumi fushiguro x reader #megumi fushiguro x you #tw yandere #perce.doc #| ☆ | — jjkai

[pathetic-gamer]

(this is basically the gist of his voicelines, right?)

#genshin impact #genshin impact memes #genshin memes #neuvillette #nahida #genshin spoilers #''morax's days are numbered mark my fucking words'' ''as soon as the narukami comes out of hiding its over for her'' ''idc how harmless he #claims to be - i will crush barbatos beneath me with divine and final judgement.'' ''hey um. its kinda fucked up what those people #did to kusanali? thats kinda fucked up 🥺''

[thefiresofpompeii]

on tumblr you can say words such as ‘doctor who is like mythology to me. it’s like an ongoing cosmogonic folktale’ and you will recieve 5 notes from people that are willing to indulge your insanity. in real life you say things like how are the kids and was your holiday fun and the weather’s lovely this morning. and i think that’s beautiful. autism.com/careers

#capaldi’s right when he calls the doctor a folk hero. actually he says that the folk hero isn’t ‘the doctor’ the folk hero is the #time traveller named doctor who. he’s also right when he says that this show is about death. well of course it is. death and time and #change and memory. he gets it like no one else. well let’s hope russell gets it too #actually in way this is um #blog thesis #jamie.txt #dw #doctor who

[seagiri]

can i be sad here for a moment

#my art #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #um. sibling dynamics make me really sad. these two specially #i start thinking of that extra where baby laios is telling all the animals that he has a little sister and i bawl my eyes out #i dont usually post sketches here but im about to shatter #dungeon meshi spoilers #??? i guess but very loosely

[somewhatidealname]

long forgotten programming

#for those of you asking to hug springtrap #and if he's touch starved #which. um. haha #art #sketches #fnaf #springtrap #comic

[rwsdarw]

pretend this is a good caption

#miraculous lb #miraculous fanart #mlb #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #adrien agreste #chat noir #gabriel agreste #I guess he’s there?? #hawkmoth #I have parental problems obviously #does this make sense #very short comic #this abt the one episode where um #the one where they reveal identities and Adrien’s bald?? #i cannot remember

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively: #apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈 #disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌 #$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

[galaxystt]

man burns down local charity (he doesn't feel bad about it)

#help i just finished secret life today and um #its always a good time to be a scar girlie but uhhhh i was eating real good this series lemme tell ya #i just believe he deserves to go absolutely crazy. ya know. as a treat (and meme drawings for desert) #galaxystt art #secret life spoilers #secret life #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #secret life fanart #trafficblr #life series #secret life smp #gtws #gtws fanart #gtwscar

[annoyingboing]

what in the rom com did i just watch

#loki every two words 'um' 'uh' #MANS WAS STUTTERING AND SHIT #HE WAS SO NERVOUS #tom hiddleston you mad genius #THE WAY MOBIUS / DON WAS JUST LISTENING TO HIM JUST RAMBLE HIS WAY THROUGH HE'S SO SWEET #loki #loki season 2 #loki season two episode five #loki season two #mobius #lokius #tom hiddleston

[latenightsundayblues]

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

#it fucks me up every time WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT #THE FUEL CAN BLENDS WITH THE RED BACKGROUND YOU CANT SEE IT IN TIME #theres NO WAY absolutely NOBODY in the editing team looked at this and went “um. maybe we should change the order of the clips around a bit #tbh maybe mark shoulve actually pissed on his head when he had the chance. guy really pissed me off #i just realized something about the last tag and came back running to tell you all that the pun was not intended #saw vi #saw #mark hoffman #dan erickson #tw blood

[blondie-drawings]

do NOT watch star trek. you'll get a disease where you see any post and think oooh i can make this about star trek :3 no you CANT!!!

#but in this case. i can. #sorry every time i draw data he looks different i have no object permanence and also im stupid #star trek #star trek tng #tng #the next generation #star trek the next generation #THERE'S TOO MANY WAYS TO TAG THIS SHOW DOES IT EVEN MATTER #st: tng #ANOTHER!! #data soong #lieutenant commander data #geordi laforge #geordi la forge #Beverly crusher #deanna troi #will riker #jean luc picard #sorry no worf i um. ran out of room for people LMAOOOO

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Enki S Ending: God Blocking Gambit

#fear and hunger #enki ankarian #rher #fear and hunger spoilers #He showed up in the ugliest outfit ever and still served cunt. #Everything about him is so indirectly funny to me. #He canceled his own crucifixion to make sure *he* was the blonde bitch of the non-specific prophecy! #The old gods are running a gambit of trapping humanity in a perpetual timeloop? Just say “Um. No <3” #“Humanity will always be tempted by power and will be tricked into false godhood.” Skill issue. #(Yes I know rher isn't there in the first game but I needed one of the old gods in this comic and...he is the easiest to draw.) #Part of me wants to keep going and sillify the other S endings. Much to think about.

[helpallthenamesaretakenblog]

Rereading tlt is so funny like no one talks about percy and grovers dynamic at the start😭 like percy what do you mean you were up all night thinking about how vulnerable grover would be to bullies after you’re expelled???

#I can imagine an iris message between annabeth and grover at the start of the yancy year #annabeth: “were you able to make any contact with the demigod?” #Grover: “well um he’s adopted me” #percy jackson #annabeth chase #pjo #rick riordan #percabeth #pjo fandom #heroes of olympus #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv series #annabeth percy jackson #percy pjo #percy series #percy and annabeth #annabeth #pjo series #if youre going to make grover indian #grover underwood #grover pjo #percy and grover #grover and annabeth #perseus jackson #pjo movies #pjo show

[sevibun]

gale? gale.

#started bg3 last week and … um #he’s just so #yes #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #my art #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #gale of waterdeep #artists on tumblr