#UNDERTAKER IS A BITCH???

[whysamwhy123]

HALLEJUAH!! I REMEMBERED HOW TO ACTUALLY FINISH WRITING SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!!

Of course, it's not any of the fics I wanted to finish. I went back to what is essentially my bread-and-butter now and wrote a short-ish, random OrangeHook fluff. But considering how much writing's been a struggle as of late, I'm just glad that I successfully finished something. I was back in one of those stretches where I couldn't seem to write much of anything. And this fic isn't about their age difference or Hook being a cuddlebug, so...progress?

Unless I decide I completely hate it (which is always a possibility) expect something to drop on Valentine's Day, tis the season, after all.

#What is wrong with you Sam you should not be allowed to write #Small victories you know? #Will I ever get sick of OrangeHook?? Apparently not #Can't even remember the last time they interacted on screen but that ain't stopping my brain LOL #On a more serious note - I really do hope that I can get back into the swing of things and make some real progress #On the bigger fics I want to work on #I want to finish the messy angst OrangeHook fic at some point even if it's unlikely to appeal to anyone #Annnnnd deep down in my cold dead heart I still wanna make an honest attempt at that DG Dead Dove fic #Even though that would be even more unappealing + a huge undertaking because that bitch would be loooooooooong #Also I had a slightly less angsty OrangeHook idea recently about them having their first fight and I wanna write that too for some reason #And there's still a part of me that really wants to continue Business/Pleasure because I have soooo many ideas for that AU #But that would require me to get over my inability to write smut #And I don't know how to do that (would appreciate any advice on that if you've got some...) #But at the same time I don't wanna beat myself up for not being able to write much - if anything - most days #This is a hobby after all - it's supposed to be fun #There ain't no deadline and it's not like I'm letting anybody down #Just gotta do at my own place #And write whatever absolute trash I want to write 😈 #My tags are always so obsessive like SHUT THE FUCK UP SAM #But if you've actually read all these - hey. Thanks. Love ya 😘

[gaygryffindorgal]

THE GOLDCRESTS + flaws by bastille

there's a hole in my soul i can't fill it, i can't fill it there's a hole in my soul can you fill it? can you fill it?

with @potionboy3

#the goldcrest family #elian goldcrest #theo goldcrest #aegar the uncrowned #kerina slytherin #eadric spinebreaker #vela the blood witch #nienna wenlock #elyris goldcrest #this was a BEAST of an undertaking jesus f christ #and there are so many mistakes lskjfd #oh well #it's out there #*mine #i love one (1) family #of crazy powerhungry bitches

[nagararitsu]

black butler manga is essentially a fever dream to me bc I read the whole thing (that was available at the time so up to and incl vol30) in less than 72 hours

#like I remember the gist!! I remember that ciel isn’t really ciel and ciel is a corpse that the undertaker is responsible for #and that their parents were definitely into some freaky shit #and elizabeth is like crazy good w swords probably brainwashed and on drugs and 100% a traitor to ciel who isn’t ciel #I remember being so mad when I got to the reveal I was like elizabeth u snake ass bitch how dare u #the servants stay on top tho (I pray they haven’t betrayed him in the newer volumes) #like yes u go personal loyally!! not u tanaka tho I don’t blame u bc you’re loyal to the house not not-ciel but still #I also remember being sooo mad at the parents bc didn’t they essentially neglect not-ciel just bc he wasn’t the heir #even tho they’re literally identical twins like I guarantee they could’ve swapped at birth and no one would’ve noticed #I didn’t keep up w the new stuff bc not-cowl and his family and everyone but the servants just pissed me off #sebastian is on weird freaky demon contract so he doesn’t really come into this tbh #it’s like ok you’re literally an embodiment of evil I can’t blame u for being evil #black butler #黒執事

[dilf-in-peril]

proof of concept: the only difference between those wwe montages they put up before a big match and a fancam is the audio track.

#cm punk #the undertaker #WWE Breaking Point 2009 #I edited nothing #their whole feud had why must we pit two bad bitches against each other vibes #you both go to the same hot topic what was this even about

[cafeguaba-blog]

Always bored and more than excited to talk about: (list will be updated)

Alucard (Hellsing)

Undertaker (BB)

Hisoka

Uta (TG)

Shuu Tsukiyama

Nimura Furuta

Tomoe

William T Spears

Literally any Twisted Wonderland characters

YBC characters (especially Yuri 🥰)

#alucard #alucard hellsing #hisoka #black butler #undertaker #furuta nimura #shuu tsukiyama #kamisama kiss tomoe #tokyo ghoul uta #tokyo ghoul #william t spears #twisted wonderland #Twst #yarichin bitch bu #yuri ayato #yui tamura #yarichin bitch club

[aj-the-cat]

the amount of sass he has in just one look is incredible

#undertaker #ministry of darkness #wwf #wwe #sassy ass man #embodiment of bitch

[jeysuso]

the way some of you think there can only be one face of the wwe is very wicked-witch-vince-like tbh

#only that dusty ass old bitch put all of his eggs in one basket #not back in the day that vince knew what was up (most of the time) #do you think the rock and stone cold were like. at different times #do you think mick foley didn't exist. #do you think the undertaker and john cena didn't exist literally at the same time #there can be more than one face babe #trips is old school #he doesn't think you just need 'one' person he knows you need many cogs to keep that machine running

[divan-daikon]

my yandere hurldekall necromancer Myles Marigolde

i love my victorian fashion yandere Scandinavian <3

[not really he a hoe]

#my oc art #he a bitch #oc artwork #oc art #male yandere #gay gay homosexual gay #huldrekall #necromancer #funeral director #slay tbh #slay what you wanna slay #he literally has his dead fiancée's head in his basement #undertaker

[orcelito]

starting to think that Sensei just doesnt have a name.

#speculation nation #ive been scanning thru chapters where he shows up in early trimax #and ive only seen him referred to as Sensei #by both Vash and Brad #even the list of floating ship residents just has him listed as Sensei #he doesnt even have a WIKI. wtf is wrong with this man #shaking this scrawny lil gramps by the collar like TELL ME YOUR NAME!!! #ok it's rly nice to see old stuff but it makes me emotional bc seeing wolfwood makes me emotional #GAH i should stop spending so much time researching little details like this #the one bad thing about having a time travel au is i have to know shit from the entire fucking manga #which i know general events but some parts of it i spent reading in a haze #so ive forgotten a lot. ESPECIALLY names. #i will be conducting a reread. i was planning on it anyways #but it will be Essential for the purposes of this fic. im gonna have to have a really solid grip on the timeline & events #i am starting a real undertaking i guess. but im kinda excited #i wanna make this fic something special. and that includes incessantly researching minor details that really are not important #bc it's my attention for details that really sets my writing apart i think. at least i'd like to think so. #anyways gramps i GUESS ur gettin put into this as just Sensei. bitch.

[sleepy-achilles]

Wrestlers who use actual names-

Motherfuckers using names like The Undertaker-

#wwe #the undertaker #fucker #does he know how difficult this shit is? #yeah we can shorten it to takes or taker #but having to write him in a normal setting where hes not a wrestler is just like... #... #shit. #oh hey im shawn #whats your name? #insert creepy music #the undertaker. #like alright bitch #is your first name the or is it undertaker? #should we be calling you The? #because it works better tbf #it could be prounced with an accent #or just one of those names not prounced how its wrote #fix that shit #sorry #rant over

[yellowlaboratory]

Coming over for anon love week! I have accepted the pogue lyfe t shirt company as canon pre-canon, I can't believe how accurately you write the characters. Everything you write them to say or do is so incredible and in character that it could be canon. The pogue lyfe t shirt company made me smile and cry in equal measure it was truly amazing and it definitely caused an addiction to your writing! Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

anon!! you are too sweet!! this is so kind, thank you so much for joining in on anon love week and being so positive in everyone's inboxes. I think it's amazing and, like i told the last anon, I adore you, I think you are a ball of sunshine, and I want to be your best friend. thank you so much!!!

#obx #filing this under 'kindest anon ever' #jiara anon love week #I guess I making that a tag cause I want to be able to come back to these aksdjfhlskdjfhlasdk #also I fear that you have been too nice anon and I already consider us besties #also this came at the right time!! #i was just editing pltc and having a bitch of a time with it akljfhaksjdf #hearing people say nice things about it always makes me happy cause it was a undertaking to write but I still feel like it's unfinished #in terms of editing #so sometimes it motivates me to go back and edit and add in new scenes and such #anyways #I'm thinking I'm actually gonna have to read through pltc to see if it makes sense from the readers pov #and to see where i can add in certain scenes #so uh #we'll see how that goes #narrators voice: it's not going to go well #if I lose all writing motivation from this I'm gonna riot #also SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY

[abysshearted]

@noctuafought: ❝ i wronged you. and i cannot change that…and can never apologise enough for it. ❞ // *undertaker giggling*

swirling the wine in his glass, kaeya's gaze remained focused on the red liquid inside it as he listens to diluc. no matter what they both thought, they still prefer to blame themselves over blaming each other, and perhaps that's how they're destined to live life now.

a low sigh leaves his lips as he takes a sip from his drink, his heart sunken at hearing diluc's perspective. this wasn't fair, why does he have to suffer this mindset, when this all happened because of the abyss and his truths? eventually, he gazes up at diluc and just shakes his head.

"why blame yourself for my history? i told you, knowing fully well it was the worst time, and yet i still told you that i am a traitor. master crepus does not want you to be this way, we both know that, yet you... try and hoard all the guilt. you didn't wrong me, you simply listened to your emotions, and sure, i paid the price and got a vision, but it isn't your fault. how many times must i tell you this?"

#noctuafought #` ⭒ ✦ 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ⸻ a life of deception at its finest #` ⭒ ✦ 𝐈. 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 ⸻ destiny will never release the soul #fuckin undertaker giggles back you bitch

[othercrossee]

Really like the idea that torian and hato are the clean up crew for midlanders cuz they both work with blood and death a lot

#z rambles #torian is the butcher and hato is the undertaker and mortician so it works #its so funny to kmow that theres fucked up creepypasta like events happen in midlanders for god kmows why #and hato and torian is essentially the scp foundstion if they slay #cleanup crew needed at aisle 7 #the more i thinm about midlanders the more i realized theres a lot of potential in this shit #WRONG IDENTITY ERONG BITCH NOT TORIAN THERES TWO TORI IN MIDLANDERS AND THATS NOT EVEN THE GHY #I MESNT B R I A N FUVKING BRIAN OMGGGG BRIANN.....

[lundenloves]

a mixed selection of headcannons for ghost, not all dad ones although 50/50 ‼️

I was pacing around my kitchen as I wrote these. Back and forth, and back and forth. I need him like Man City need Gündogan. Tears.

This bitch is awful at having his phone on him. Like he ain’t never got it, yet always jumps to his own defence when you bring it up. “You never fucking pick up the phone.”

“Yes I do.” Complete with a frown.

Go into his missed calls and it’s just you 💀

Sometimes you have to phone Johnny just to get a guaranteed where a-bouts of your husband. They’re always next to each other anyway, “Oh he’s right next to me, aye.”

Road. Rage.

He cannot handle the slightest bit of traffic. Like a two minute setback? Overtaking. Sometimes even undertaking. This man is above the law.

He’s the person who steals money in Monopoly.

Tries his hand at every dad activity with full confidence in himself. Getting violently humbled when he can’t understand how to heat up baby milk. “It doesn’t have clear instructions.”

“It’s milk, not liquid nitrogen. It doesn’t need instructions.”

“Fuck off.”

Uses his height to the best advantage, holding shit above his head like an evil fucker.

His kids ask him to do their BeReals and he’s like what the absolute fuck— before being shoved into them anyway. The comments were encouraging to say the least. “Dilf”

They definitely have Soap on BeReal.

His are the best.

THE DRIEST TEXTER.

“Ok.”

“R u mad?” His kids getting fucking trust issue from his texts when that’s just the way he types 💀

Seen

And then his excuse will be “I was driving” or some shit, knowing fine well he just couldn’t be bothered replying.

He’s probably a car nerd to be honest. Lmfao. Look at him. I know that man could tell me about my wheel rims.

I know he can tan WELL. Like the sun hits him for one second and he’s already been on a two week holiday to the Maldives. Albeit primarily a t-shirt tan that you make fun of, it’s still impressive.

Will pick up your FaceTimes (when he’s got his MF PHONE) on occasion and just have a huge laceration 💀

So concerned for him.

His kids try and show him Animal Crossing on your switch. They invite him to their islands and he’s so unimpressed it’s ridiculous 😭 Bro just runs around and accidentally shakes the trees. “Dad. Stop.”

“I don’t know what i’m fucking doing.”

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#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley #ghost x reader #ghost x female reader #ghost x f!reader #ghost mw2 #mw2 fanfic #cod mw2 x reader #mw2 x reader #call of duty mwii #cod mwii #cod mw fanfiction #cod mw2 #simon riley headcanons

[darthgloris]

2AM THOUGHTS #8: unburnt!Vader is attracted to a Jedi

The first time you saw Darth Vader in person, you were pleasantly surprised: you thought he would be this disfigured shell of a man that couldn't tell right from wrong, just another Sith with a mangled and scarred face.

But, oh, my God, was he the most gorgeous man you had ever laid eyes on.

From his sharp jawline to his slightly upturned nose to his cheekbones that seemed to be carved in marble, even the scar over his eye was attractive. And his eyes, his tantalising crystal blues had this intensity to them, this determination. It made your knees wobble for a split second, and it distracted you enough to almost get you shot.

From then on, at every battlefield you and him exchanged innocent glances that soon turned into eye-fucking, and at some point you began engaging in lightsaber duels. The tension was so palpable, it could be cut with a knife.

Now you were nervous, to say the least. The first time you and your troops would be engaging in combat on the Death Star, Vader's official station. You didn't want to fail the Rebellion, and you trusted that the ambition and importance of the undertaking would help you fight more efficiently.

The battle didn't go at all how you expected it to.

"Ahh, fuck, angel..." Vader groaned, relentlessly pounding you from behind. Your cheek was smushed against the wall, drool dripping out of the corner of your mouth with every mewl, and your breasts were pressed flush into the cold surface of the wall. His scent was rubbing off all over you, almost as if he wanted to mark his territory, his broad shoulders swallowed your smaller figure as his embrace engulfed you entirely, each snap of his hips made the metal shelves of the closet room creak and stutter with the sheer force of his movements.

"Vader..." you sobbed, one hand gripping the shelf to keep you grounded to reality while the other rested against the wall for stability. It felt like each time he pulled out, he dragged out your whole spine with him.

"Listen to you, moaning my name like a bitch in heat. Bet you want everyone hearing who's fucking you, huh?" He grinned, pawing at your breasts through your robes. The way his armour brushed against your back made you shiver, the feeling of his large frame turning you on more, if that was even possible. "Only a whore like you could have left her own troops alone just to get fucked good. I mean, how do they even take you seriously?"

You let out a loud cry at the words, whimpering and babbling his name. "Shh, quiet down for me, angel. Don't want anyone to see what belongs to you, do you?" You could only manage to shake your head, your brain could barely compose a coherent thought. He was fucking you too good.

"Good fucking girl..." he groaned, soft growls rumbling deep within his throat as his hips slapped harder against your ass.

"Vader... I- I'm close..." you stuttered. In a swift movement, he grabbed you by the waist and flipped you over, pushing your back against the wall as he shoved his cock in your entrance once again and slammed into you impossibly harder, making you inhale sharply and bite your fist to keep from screaming.

He grabbed your jaw with a surprisingly gentle grip, "Look at me, baby girl. I want you to look me in the eyes while you cum."

You gazed into his icy blues, a passionate sparkle to them as he stared back into your own eyes, and you felt your climax growing closer by the second. He brought his hand down to circle your clit and toyed with the wet folds, the pad of his thumb prodding at your sensitive pearl.

The overstimulation made you sob as the coil in your lower stomach finally snapped, making you cling to his shoulders as your hips curled repeatedly. "That's it, goooood girl..." Vader drawled, a guttural groan escaping his lips as your warmth flooded all around him. His thrusts grew sloppier and his cock throbbed inside you, indicating he wasn't going to last much longer. "Fuck- angel, you're gonna make me cum..." his voice cracked as his breathing picked up.

With a last particularly knee-weakening plunge, he threw his head back and groaned, this time slightly higher in pitch, and his aggressive bucking mellowed into soft strokes as he gritted his teeth in pure bliss while he rode out his high.

Vader sighed and slumped into you, his forehead resting on your shoulder as his chest heaved with passion and intensity. "That was... fucking... amazing..." he nuzzled his nose into the crook of your neck. "My perfect girl..."

#star wars #anakin skywalker #star wars x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #star wars anakin #darth vader x reader #darth vader smut #darth vader #anakin skywalker smut