*boomer voice* nobody wants to work any more. they just want to be unemployed and post destiel
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Went to bed to titanic submersible voyage implosion confirmation and woke up to Russian civil war arc.
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This tweet is peak comedy and I will chuckle out loud every single time it pops back into my brain
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i am still battling through my young dracula hyper fixation so to anyone who even still thinks about young dracula have this balls to the wall unhinged thing my brain spawned that if i had the energy (& if i actually thought i could do a decent job of writing vlad) would butcher into a fanfic:
vlad goes back to the dreamworld except he gets yeeted through a dracula multiverse where he meets versions of count dracula from 1931-2023 & after being scarred for unlife & after realises just how good he's got it.
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SUMMARY: Rachel is a single mother whose bad day gets even worse when she beeps her horn at a fellow driver during rush-hour traffic. After an exchange of words, she soon realizes that the mysterious man is following her and her young son in his truck. The initial case of road rage quickly escalates into full-blown terror as Rachel discovers the psychopath's sinister plan for revenge.
mod Z hasn’t seen it or heard of it, but the premise looks pretty interesting. Unfortunately while researching for this poll, he ended up spoiling it for himself.
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Man I just went through your fics tab and it was sooo hilarious thank you for the laughs I needed that.😂
This just made me imagine you laughing while reading the scene where Dick had to go cry in the shower because he accidentally ordered a pizza for Damian even though Damian was dead ASLDKJA. Hehe silly Dick. Ordering pizza for the dead heeheehee.
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Fun Fact! This goober /affectionate
Is actually my most violent and unhinged f/o that I have [WHEEZES]
Like yes, technically he's Kylo, Kylo always had purpose for his murders. He had a reason... Matt on the other hand....
This guy? This guy will fucking force choke the shit outta you or make your god damn head explode if you're even so much as a little bit mean to him- Like your vibes are off? Looks like you gotta die.
It's like how can you also be so awkward, cute, and clumsy but then also just be so damn batshit and evil? LOL
I find it hilarious that he is so fucking off the rails!
Matt can 10/10 go from 1 to 100 real fucking quickly!
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