#UNPARALLELED TELEVISION

[thebreakfastgenie]

I love Scientific American Frontiers there's this one episode where they go to Germany and they did a segment on a program to recycle old Trabants, created by the same guy who designed the Trabant in the first place, and even though it was completely unnecessary and barely relevant they stuffed Alan Alda, who is 6'2", into this woman's Trabant and made him drive it around. And then the door got stuck and trapped him inside.

#unparalleled television

[poohkeepsee]

happy anniversary dean and castiel

#destiel #i am awake at 2am it's 4 years later and i still can't believe they aired that confession in national television and then did nothing #49ers chiefs us election the cycle repeats itself will destiel go canon again? #i'll be here this november and if no one's gonna do it ill do it myself ajshdjagsjasgfhsdgfdsjhfjhsdjhhdshjsjhdfjshdjfhs #i need to sleep #but somehow the destiel adrenaline hit me tonight #unparalleled media experience #4 years later and if i think about it still makes me feel like if i was high

[thetruearchmagos]

Exploring the possibility of using random, one-off POV characters in SSAW, to make my job harder give me an opportunity to do exposition.

#more specifically #I'm thinking of contriving a 'generic unnamed Nouvoloian citizen' POV #who just exists to watch the television / radio and give a look into the propaganda of the Regime #and the population's general reaction to events #- which is to say unparalleled degrees of 'don't give a shit as long as we're sovereign and rich' #also just to name drop various pieces of 'slice of life' / window dressing Worldbuilding #this is a terrible idea and I should not do it #we'll see what happens

[sophsun1]

S1 finale 😭😭😭😭

Hey!

*hands you a lifetime supply of tissues*

There's not enough crying emojis in the world to prepare you for that finale. Seriously just say the words S1 finale to any diehard qaf fan and especially britin fan and they will feel your pain and know exactly what you mean lmao.

This episode owns me it's one of my personal favourites from the show it's so heartbreaking yet beautiful at the same time. The mere mention of it and I'm thinking of the soundtrack and that scene with Brian in the hospital waiting room 🤧🤧🤧

All I can say is prepare yourself for Season 2 it has some of the best content for britin fans if you're one of them - angst is thy name hehehe. But also for all the characters individually in general. I'm living vicariously through your rewatch!

#britin #queer as folk #soph asks #the power of prom is unparalleled #the greatest episode in television history

[downahill]

but also riverdale is so good in season two the way it traces how white masculinity, unaddressed trauma, and the availability of guns combine to become the fuel for rhetoric about “safe” communities, gentrification, and policing that instead of impacting the white and wealthy perpetrators of violence — the clifford blossoms or hal coopers — devastates the lives of the serpents, who are poorer and often people of color.

& the fact that this is also the season that introduces jingle jangle, gryphons & gargoyles, and the seasonal riverdale musical episode??? it’s a camp classic with BRAINS with MESSAGES with POWERFUL TOPICAL THEMES!!!!!!!!!!

#I’m genuinely not exaggerating when I say season two of riverdale and most of season three are unparalleled incredible television #riverdale

[msculper]

shavings mugs

#mash watching #this is unparalleled television

[archiephd]

why can't it at least be an orgie sex dream sequence. sorry

#like it is compelling to me as is i will not explain but sense8 sexy scenes stay unparalleled television #j watches riverdale

[septembersghost]

so true jimmy

#love my terrible kindle camera photos of my television #he even knows what city i'm in...he's watching me 👀👻 #unparalleled delight about that the first time i saw this #and every subsequent time let's be honest #hi i am so tired haven't been online at all today #better call saul #jess.mess

[beemovieerotica]

rings of power had a budget of half a billion dollars and yet wheel of time with a FRACTION of that is out here giving us unparalleled artistry and costuming that hasn't been seen since in this entire decade of television

if they don't win an Emmy for this i'm rioting

#wheel of time #wot

[chrispineofficial]

just watched 2x03 bloodlust and saw the “accidental” babygirl dean lens flare halo shot. this show is the television equivalent of falling off a bridge and into the swimming pool of a luxury yacht causing its owner to fall in love with you and give you everything you could possibly want but also severely gaslight you for 15 years. unparalleled media experience

[randomfoggytiger]

Nine people I’d like to get to know better

Thanks for the tag, @television-overload~!

Last Song: Walk Outside (theme? for Milo and Otis)

Favorite Color: Red! (Just switched my seasonal palette from True Winter to True Summer-- blew my mind-- and now I'm falling in love with greyer pinks, purples, and taupes.)

Currently Watching: Frasier!

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: Sweet. All day, every day. Sometimes I eat it with savory-- depends on the food, depends on the day.

Relationship Status: Single and not looking yet~

Current Obsession: X-Files always-- it's ability to burrow deep into my brain is unparalleled.

Tagging: @baronessblixen, @welsharcher, @agent-troi, @suitablyaggrieved, @amplifyme, @cecilysass, @spidey-is-tired, @two-microscopes~

#tagged #Nine people I'd like to get to know better #love to tag more #but gotta stick to the rules #(for once) #mutuals

[thedemonofcat]

I've recently delved into the Witcher book series for the first time, and while I absolutely adore Jaskier and Geralt in the television adaptation, I must admit that their friendship reaches unparalleled heights in the books.

It's as if they both have this endearing perspective of each other, constantly thinking, "Behold this feral gremlin man I stumbled upon in the dumpster; I love him."

The genuine adoration between Dandelion and Geralt is an absolute delight to experience while reading. Their dynamic is filled with infectious joy and camaraderie, making it an incredibly enjoyable aspect of the story.

#the witcher netflix #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #geralt of rivia #the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #the witcher books #Geralt and Dandelion #the witcher dandelion

[akajustmerry]

I genuinely think rick and michonne are the greatest love story and romance ever told on television. there's just no notes. they're perfect, stunning, outstanding. it's not just the fucking journey of it, of 2 people meeting at the lowest point in humanity and in their lives and dragging each other back up season after season. it's not just the genuine time it takes for the humanity, trust and love to build between them. it's....the tenderness of it when it does. rick and michonne are just 2 people who accepted that life and being alive would just mean violence and loss, but then when they finallyyyyyy realise how much they love each other it's so tender, it's this little haven that's actually living. and like,,,,, all of that would be enough for any on screen love story but the chemistry danai gurira and andrew lincoln have is just unparalleled, lightening in a bottle. Season 7, episode 12 of twd where rick and michonne are just fucking, scavenging, wasting walkers, road tripping, rinse and repeat is literally one of the most romantic sexiest episodes of tv ever made. that's how I know richonne naysayers are just losers suffering from antiblackness and misogynoir. I cannot imagine watching this and thinking anything other than wow this is literally the greatest love story on television ❤️

#richonne #the walking dead #the Misogynoir in the twd fandom back when they were first getting together.... Traumatising #/

[blindmagdalena]

A Taste of Heaven

18+ 1.3k homelander x afab reader, no pronouns. breast play/sucking, pet names, coming untouched. written for this ask from @chubbunnyy 🖤

Homelander just can't help himself. He's addicted to you.

It starts with Homelander's head in your lap, face tilted away from you as the two of you watch a movie together. He's barely paying attention to it, eyes half-lidded, every blink a little slower. The sound of your nails scraping deliciously along his scalp has long since drowned out the drone of the television.

It doesn't take much longer for his waning attention to fall solely on you. He brings his head forward to stare up at you, the sight of you bringing a loose, charmed smile to his face. Your attention is still set on the film, lips slightly parted as you watch.

The curve of your breasts is a particularly tantalizing view. Licking his lips, a pang of arousal shoots through him like a bolt of lightning that settles neatly between his legs, growing into a steady, warm throb.

As if feeling his eyes, you glance down, huffing a soft laugh when you realize he's staring. "What?"

"Nothing," he says, though you clearly don't believe him. As you shouldn't. "Don't mind me. Watch the movie."

Though your eyes narrow with a touch of suspicion, they do drift back to the screen.

Smile turning sly, Homelander nuzzles into your lap, inhaling deeply. The comfort of your scent—your heat—is unparalleled. With your plush thighs cradling his head, he eventually brings his ungloved hand up over his shoulder, hooking his fingers into the space between your thighs, his index finger pressing in against your clothed cunt.

He gives your thigh a squeeze before he starts to rub back and forth. Although you resiliently keep your eyes trained on the movie, he can sense your excitement in the shifting cadence of your breath. Hear it in the skip of your heart. Feel it in the steady way your body warms, blood rushing to flush your skin.

His cock fills out steadily, the telltale signs of your arousal sending his own into overdrive.

The way you pretend not to notice makes it feel like a game, like he's doing something he shouldn't, turning these otherwise understated, intimate touches between lovers into a taboo.

Running his tongue along his teeth, he pushes further on your restraint by moving his hand to the hem of your shirt, toying with it a moment before bypassing it entirely. The backs of his knuckles slide up your torso, sensitive enough to feel the goosebumps prickling your skin as he does.

Your fingers have gone still in his hair, which tells him that—regardless of where you're looking—every ounce of your attention is fixated on his touch.

Perfect.

Reaching further, he cups the underside of your breast through your bra. He uses his thumb to rub slow circles until he coaxes your nipple into a solid peak. He squeezes softly, wringing a rough little exhale from you that goes directly to his fully hardened cock.

He bites back a groan, shifting subtly. The leaking head of his cock presses up into the curve of his cup, the miniscule amount of friction more than enough to rattle him while he's so intensely fixated on you.

The longer he works you with his warm palm, the hotter you get. The shallower your breaths become. Watching the effect he has on you is intoxicating, as is the way you try to resist it in this largely unspoken game.

He's half tempted to ask if you're enjoying the movie despite knowing full well you're not absorbing a single word of it, but he doesn't want to risk breaking the captivating spell his touch has over you.

Greedy for more, he catches the middle portion of your bra between his fingers and deftly snaps the fabric, freeing your breasts, which startles an inhaled little noise from you.

Every sound you make feels heightened, more delicious and hard-earned than the last. Eager to pull more of them from you, to satiate his own burning hunger for you, he withdraws his hand and hooks his fingers under the hem of your sweater, shifting it up until he can finally see the naked curve of your breast, nipple swollen from his teasing.

It makes his entire body throb.

Mouth watering, he swallows the hard lump of anticipation in his throat and parts his lips, shifting close enough to take your breast into his mouth, moaning into the soft, pillowy feel of it.

Instantly, your fingers tighten in his hair, coaxing another muffled keen from him. The build to this moment has worked him up to the point where he's rocking his hips against nothing, seeking relief for the desperate ache of his leaking cock while his tongue swirls hungrily over your nipple, cheeks hollowing slightly when he sucks.

"Fuck," you gasp softly, composure shattering against the wet, hot pull of his mouth. "Mmm... Nngh, s'good, feels good, baby," you breathe, dragging your nails all the way down to the back of his neck before taking another firm handhold of his hair, cradling him to your chest.

His eyes flicker halfway open, lids heavy, eyes glazed with pure pleasure. He nudges in against your breast in a half-hearted nuzzle, alternating between swipes of his tongue and sucking, swallowing as if he's drinking you down, and not just his own wet mess.

The praises falling from your lips washes over him like sunlight, adding to the feverish heat building under his suit. He's thrusting more shamelessly now, one boot planted firmly on the ground, the other propped up on the couch.

You're watching him, all former pretenses dropped. Your eyes are blown black, your own pleasure etched into every line of your face. You taste incredible, sweet and plush on his tongue. He's certain he'll never be over the novelty of you, of this body and heart of yours that you give to him without hesitation.

Mine.

He pants softly through his nose, wishing you'd touch him, slip your hands into his pants and jerk his aching cock.

Anything to relieve the mounting pressure.

Instead, your other hand cups the side of his face, thumb stroking his cheek. "That's good," you coo, making his rhythm stutter. "So good to me. Feels so good. I'm all yours, baby. It's all for you."

His brows pinch tightly together, eyes screwing shut. Like you've read his mind, you press every one of his buttons. His thrusts grow jagged, his breaths turning into soft whines as he chases the climax building between his thighs, his entire body practically vibrating with it.

He comes with a muffled cry, his legs lifting clean off the couch with it. He might have drifted away entirely if not for the way you held him through it, moaning your own pleasure so very sweetly as he came untouched in his pants, worked into an absolute frenzy by the combined feel, taste and smell of you.

Wave after wave of pleasure rolls through him, turning his vision red hot. He keeps his eyes tightly shut, still and silent until he has breath enough to gasp wetly, finally releasing you from the molten heat of his mouth.

Eventually, gravity returns and his lower half drifts bonelessly back down onto the couch, his iron-wrought muscles reduced to the structural integrity of jell-o. Still cradling the back of his head, you bend down, and he weakly pushes up into the kiss you press to his forehead. His lids are heavy as you stroke his hair, his face, soothing him through the aftershocks of such an intense release.

Once enough of his senses return, he opens his eyes, smiling lazily up at you. Only then does he become aware of the movie credits playing in the background.

"Good movie?" He asks, a slight slur to his words.

You laugh. The sound of it is more divine than any gospel.

"My new favorite, I think."

His smile widens, the taste of your skin lingering on his tongue.

It tastes like heaven.

#this was SUPPOSED!!!! to be a quick lil ficlet #but obviously i got carried away #no time to proof read so enjoy my mess!!! ilu #homelander x reader #homelander x you #my writing #fluff #smut

[charlieism]

sunny is weird bc its like. That Kind Of Show Yknow. but then if u watch it with gay glasses on its literally the most insane long-lasting unparalleled INSANE gay storyline in television history

#what the fuck is going on with mac and dennis dawg aint NOBODY doing it like them. literally at all. #jay rambles #macdennis #iasip #always sunny #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #its always sunny in philadelphia #macden

[lizardsfromspace]

Shout out to this king for his unparalleled legacy in television, and for managing to outlive Kissinger in both senses of the word

#television #norman lear