#UR BRINGING IN THE HOSE OKAY

[slvthrs]

STARBOY | vinnie hacker

— MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD —

your dealer is the only constant in your life but that doesn’t mean he’s the best

DRUG DEALER!VINNIE X FEM!READER

WARNINGS: NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI, use of drugs, degradation n praise kink, pet names, unprotected sex (use birth control idiots), car sex, choking, mentions of anxiety if you squint bit of grinding

word count: 2.6k

authors note: this is inspired by the weeknd song ‘starboy’

The sound of me and my friends rushing around inside my friends house is deafening, Max and Chloe are clearly drunk from pre-game drinking and lip-syncing Weeknd songs with the majority of the lyrics coming out as slurring. Ellie and Ross are in a corner trying to smoke without someone interrupting them whilst Bowie is making out with some random guy he found on the bus who clearly is on some sorta substance. 

We are supposed to be ready to go to a party at my friend Venus’ house but at this pace the only one ready is Alex who is always ready an hour before we go anywhere. I’ve finished my makeup already but I’m currently deciding between 2 outfits- a black leather skirt and a waistcoat top that shows too much cleavage to be modest (but modesty is never my goal) or denim flare pants and a cropped corset top. In the end I end up wearing the skirt but with ripped panty hose and the cropped corset top along with my favorite pair of chunky black boots and a considerable amount of silver jewelry to match with my earrings.

When I’m done changing I fluff up my hair and smudge up my eye makeup a little and put on my black mask to walk out of my room to hear Chloe wolf whistle at me who's clearly drunk out of her mind. We quickly grab our phones and ID’s and head out to find a cab. 

As my friends wail for a cab I’m busy texting my dealer- the same dealer I’ve had for years and the only one person who's never abandoned me.

vinnieee

Are you fucking drunk already?

srop being such a bitch

*stop

r u coming to venus’ house party 

Yeah I’ll be where I always am, come find me okay?

yeah yeah see u in a b it loseer

I smile and put my phone in my corset and step into the cab my friends found. We give the driver the location of the house and I put my headphones in and shuffle to some Tupac hoping that the drive will be quicker. 

We get out of the car and I immediately pull out my joint and a lighter and light it. We walk into the house to be met with booming music and my friends being pulled away from me as I instinctually walk to the back of the house and into a small room that only a few people know where it’s located- including Vinnie.

I walk in and find Vinnie sitting on a couch, manspreading, with his phone in one hand and bottle of beer in another and I find myself sitting right next to him waiting for him to acknowledge me.

“Hi princess,” He says while putting his phone back in his pocket and bringing the bottle to his lip and taking a swig. I wait and watch the way his arms flex and his Adam apple bob as he swallows the drink.

I flop my head to the side letting it rest on the back of the couch and let myself take in his outfit. It's a black Gorillaz shirt with black boyfriend jeans and some shoes that I can’t really tell in the dark, but my eyes drop to the rings on his fingers- a skull one, a cross (ironic) and a heart on with an eye in it, all silver. I locate the final piece of his outfit: a simple silver chain. 

He notices me staring, “You gonna say hi or keep checking me out sweetheart?” He raises his eyebrow and meets my gaze- fuck i’m not slick when I’m high.

“God you're so cocky- I was not checking you out Vinnie” I retorted trying to look as truthful as possible.

He pulls the joint from my hand and rolls over so his back is on the couch rather than his side and he takes a puff while throwing his hands that are closest to me behind my back, “I’m not cocky I just know when someones checking me out- and don’t call me Vinnie”

“Okay ‘Hacker’”, I try to say in the most condescending tone I can muster, “Hacker is such a dumb name to go by Vinnie it’s cooler than ‘Hacker’”

He chuckles, “It’s not meant to be cool I just don’t want random druggies to know my real name” he scrunches his nose- it’s kinda cute.

“But like why did you pick your last name that’s so fucking stupid and it reminds me of dumb fraternity guys” I pout

He moves his face so it's right in front of mine and his hot air is fanning over my face, “Whatever baby, ‘Hacker’ ‘Vinnie’, your still gonna be screaming one name by the end of the night” He says flashing his canines

I push against his chest, “That’s so fucking corny oh my lord, your such a loser” I say while his lips remain inches from mine

He cocks his eyebrow, “Yeah, I’m such a loser”, he stretches, “Wait, why are you here did you want something” 

“Oh uh yeah like 5 grams of coke or something like that” I ask, I don’t know why but asking for drugs is kinda embarrassing.

“Yeah sure come with me” He says, pulling my hands from our little room oasis to where the actual party is and I can hear ‘Starboy’ playing so instead of following Vinnie I pull him to the dance floor.

“What the fuck, what are we-” I cut him off by throwing my hands over his shoulder

“Shut up Vinnie, just listen to the song, it’s basically your life verbatim” I sway us to the beat of the song while he listens intently. 

“Huh it kinda is like my life- you were right” His hands end up on my waist as he sways us around the dance floor and adds a spin here and there.

We nearly forget what we need to do when Vinnie snaps me out of my trance, “Wait we have stuff to do” and he pulls me outside to his car.

It's some sort of black 4 seater. It looks expensive but then again I don’t know shit about cars, it has a red interior- his dealer job definitely pays off it looks like a car those sugar daddies drive.

We end up sitting in the back with our knees touching, and Vinnie is rummaging through a black duffle bag and comes out with a tiny bag of white powder.

I lean over and grab the bag and plant a kiss on his cheek ignoring the way it almost immediately gets dusted in a layer of pink. 

“Vinnie have I told you how much I love you”, I express while rummaging through my corset to find money, before he places his hand on mine and stops mine from moving.

“It’s on the house as long as you do a line with me” He says with a smirk.

I scoff and pull out the middle cup holder and grab my ID and open the tiny bag to make sure I don’t tear it and pour 2 lines and fix them with my ID and finger.

He snorts the first line closing one of his nostrils and dragging his nose along the line and inhaling. When he's done he makes a sound of exasperation and leans his head on the car seat. I copy his actions by snorting the line and leaning my head on the car seat, I close my eyes and just sit in silence for a bit- a comfortable silence letting the buzz of the coke settle in my head giving me a burst of adrenaline.

When I open my eyes I’m met with Vinnie checking me out, he does it alot but this time it’s a lot less subtle. His eyes dragged over my skin and stopped at my face. 

I close the divider between us and shuffle into his personal space, “Hey big man whatcha lookin at?”

“Your really pretty”, He says it a lot but I don’t know why he never says it sober, “I know idiot, you say it a lot” and his face leans closer to mine

I bite the inside of my cheek, he’s so close to kissing me but I’m so conflicted. If I kiss him, what if he hates it, what if I ruin our friendship, what if? But my stronger, reckless, impulsive side wins and I lean into kissing his lips with a haste peck.

And he doesn’t do anything.

Why isn’t he doing anything?

What's wrong?

Did I read the situation wrong?

Oh no I fucked up?

What if-

All my thoughts come to a halt when his hand lands under my chin grabbing it and pulling me to kiss him. I lean further into the kiss when he grabs my legs and throws them over his so I’m straddling his lap now. We keep making out as I grind onto his lap, but when I make a particular motion he throws his head back with a low groan.

This gives me the perfect moment to latch onto his neck and start sucking hickies while his hands flip up my skirt and start grabbing my ass. 

“Oh fuck that feels so good keep going” I keep sucking and roll my hips on his lap

With one last hickey I pull back and try to catch my breath, panting in heavy breaths. 

His hands return to waistband of my skirt and they start toying with the edge whilst he moves his head right next to my ear, “You sure you want this, tell me when to stop”

I just nod and he flips me onto the car seat while pulling my skirt down and he pulls his pants down so he’s just left in his boxer- thank the lord his windows are tinted.

“Wait Vinnie one sec” I sit up and I undo my corset letting it fall off me along with my phone, airpods, and lighter which were held in my corset. 

“Jesus how do you not end up so uncomfortable when having your entire purse in your shirt?”, He chuckles while I just laugh and shake my head

I pull him in for a kiss while pawing at his shirt, “Mmph Vinnieee take your shirt off” I pout

“You're so bossy” He rolls his eyes but pulls his shirt off so I can move my hand across his chest and let it run along his toned body.

His head dips down to my tits and he starts leaving love bites all over them whilst I play with his hair but I’m getting really impatient

“Vinnie” I whisper, 

“Yeah doll” He replies

“You can be rough if you want” And as I finish that breathy sentence it’s like a spark ignites in him

He takes his cock out of his boxers and he pumps it up a bit and lines it up with my hole,“Oh can I now” and as soon as he finishes his taunt he slams his cock into me and sets an unrelenting pace.

Every thrust hits my deepest spots and makes my entire body loosen up. He hovers over me and presses chaste kisses all along my body and he focuses on my collarbones and shoulders biting and licking them, it's bound to leave marks for days.

His fingers finally find my clit and a pool of heat starts to form in my belly, his hands move in synchronicity with his dick, they go in circles and they press on my clit causing me to moan loud enough for people outside to hear me.

And that’s when I remember that we’re outside and if anyone walked past the car they would hear me moaning and the car shaking. 

I quickly use my hand to cover my mouth to prevent me from any form of embarrassment. But I’m quickly met with a sound of disapproval from Vinnie.

“Nuh-uh I want everyone to hear how much of a whore you are for me, my little slut” That almost sends me over the edge, the words turning me into putty, smooth enough for him to mold however he wants me. I’ve given up full control of my body at this point, his pinning my hands above my head and I’m not going to do anything to stop him.

He keeps rucking into me, while one of his hands is pinning my hands, the other one is leaving feather touches all along my body making me feel like I’m on fire- I really hope he doesn’t notice I’m burning up.

As he keeps pounding into me I arch into him trying to chase my own release. I’m starting to squeeze around him more and I know he can tell because he’s let go of my hands and places both of them on my hips putting enough pressure on there so we both know it's going to leave bruises.

The mixture of pure ecstasy of sex and the high of cocaine sends a rush od addrenaline into me. I’ve had sex high before but never with Vinnie and never with someone as good as Vinnie.

One of his hands leaves my hip and ends up next to my head caging me in. I’ve always loved his hands, they’re bigger than mine and when they flex over his steering wheel and how they almost cover my entire face,

I wonder what it's like to have them on my neck…

I want them on my neck

I need them on my neck

So I tilt my head back and bat my eyelashes up at him hoping he’ll figure out what I want, but luck is never in my favor and he doesn’t realize what I want, so I grab his hand and place it on my neck looking back up at him,

“Are you sure baby?” He whispers

“Please” I try to come off as reassuring but it just comes out breathy

That’s all the reassuring he needs and he quickly squeezes my throat. It feels so fucking good, I roll my eyes to the back of my head and arch into his chest, I don’t see stars all I see is him hovering over me with a dumb smile and I think that if I were to die right now I wouldn’t be opposed to it.

After what seems like an eternity of no air he lets go and oxygen floods into my body as I tip my head back.

I can see him chuckling, “You're such a slut oh my lord”, while he keeps thrusting into me.

I don’t know why but he picks up my legs and throws them over my shoulder so when he thrusts into me he’s hitting deeper into me and he hit the back of my cervix

I stumble out a collection of swears and moans and I’m so close to reaching my peak and Vinnie knows it it because he’s picking up his pace and circling my clit like his life depends on it,

“C’mon doll cum for me scream out my name” and that’s what tips me over the edge my entire body comes undone and I cum screaming out his name for everyone in the parking lot to hear letting my head rest.

He come not far after with a few more thrusts, he doesn’t slip out we both the lay there on top of each other just letting the moment sink in

His weight is on top of me while I brush through his hair. I relax a bit if I were to spend my whole life with Vinnie, would that be so bad?

#bella fawns over vhacker #vinnie hacker smut #vinnie hacker x reader smut #vinnie hacker x reader #vinnie hacker imagines #vhackerr #vincent hacker #vinnie hacker oneshot #vinnie hacker #vinnie hacker x you #vinnie x reader #vinnie imagines #vinnie #bella's full works #bella's dealer!vinnie

[thechaosoflonging]

i can’t help but imagine how cute it would be travelling w tsukki or kags. them helping u carry ur bags. tsukki teasing u when the announcement comes on to store all smol items in da overhead bins n asking u if ure okay when they ask u to ensure all smol items r secure. lying on kag’s shoulder n sleebing on him da entire flight. if ure in da aisle/window seat n kags is in da middle he’ll let u lie down on his lap n sleeb. tsukki knows ur asleeb but he has headphones in bc he’s listening 2 podcasts sew he saves u da free food/drink dat they serve for u. kags n tsukki both kno ur wrist is sore so they tell u to put ur bag on ur luggage and help u wheel ur bag. bonus points for them carrying ur bags up n down da stairs too. tsukki pats ur head n teases u dat ur hairs a mess when u wake up. kags gives u a kiss on da head n tells u dat u have arrived. when u go to get food, kags brings u to a table, pulls out a chair for u n leaves da luggage n tells u to sit down while he orders n gets da food for u. u n tsukki would go get ur food tog except he insists on paying. tsukki teases u for bringing da stuffed animal dat u brought w u (which he bought for u ages ago) but if he sees one u like by passing, he’ll get it for u. kags refuses to let u carry n e ting while out. u dun even need to bring a bag bc he puts everything into his backpack. tsukki takes unreal photos of u being a libra n all dat. in da dorms u guys sleeb tog on da bottom bunk n put ur stuff tog on da top bunk. kags insists bc he wants to always sleeb next to u. tsundere tsukki says it’s bc it “saves space n is more efficient n he doesn’t wanna put his stuff on da floor”. kags wakes up first to do sum exercises/go jogging/stretches depending on da location. tsukki drags u out of bed n into da shower w him first ting in da morning by da arm n claims he doesn’t want to miss breakfast time. kags comes back after working up a sweat n u two shower tog while he shampoos n conditions ur hair sO nicely, kinda like a head massage. tsukki sprays u w da shower hose playfully while u get in and holds da shampoo n conditioner out of ur reach jus so u’ll get close to him n have to lean onto his chest for support. u n kags brush ur teeth tog afterwards standing in front of da mirror. u n tsukki take turns where one person does skincare n da other brushes their teeth n switches bc u guys r sharing all ur toiletries. kags has da fanciest skincare routine along w taking gud care of his nails n iT SHOWS. he always smells amazing ???? kags devours da breakfast buffet bc he did a workout dis morning. tsukki gives u food off his plate dat he knows u like n he tells u 2 eat more sew u can grow taller lmao.

#j #tsukki & kags 🥺🥺🥺 #haikyuu #kageyama x reader #tsukishima x reader #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #tsukishima scenarios #tsukishima x y/n #kageyama x y/n #i wanna date them both tbh

[smallblip]

hi!! i wish i could send asks from my anime sideblog ( @gremlinelrics )but alas! i can only send this from my main. i just wanted to say i absolutely adoreeee your blog and your writing oh my gosh! it brings me so much joy!❤️❤️ but i also wanted to know if you had any headcanons or ideas for how u think modern au levihan would spend a rainy, lazy day off together? it can be as sfw or not sfw as u like! i just love ur ideas and writing aaaa ❤️

Omg trust me when I said “awwwwww!!!!!” out loud! Thank you so much you’re so lovely☹️💖 I’m so glad you enjoy my writing😛 I love this ask so much! It’s been raining an awful lot here so💖 here ya go @ggukmiin / @gremlinelrics :

Hanji loves taking walks in the rain, and this exasperates Levi. He hates when everything is muddy and people track mud indoors and the floors get wet. It’s just messy and gross. But he can’t say no to Hanji and their black lab and the power of their combined puppy dog eyes. So with a groan, he gets off the couch, puts a little doggy raincoat and rain boots on Bean (Levi has one too many pictures in his phone of Bean in this get up because he’s a softie), and they head off.

The one compromise- Levi gets to hose Hanji and Bean down outside their apartment block before they head back into their flat. Water is easier to deal with compared to mud and they have towels for that. There is no way they’re bringing that much mud and organic matter in with them. Hanji and Bean enjoy it more than they should. They live in an area with a lot of old people, so they always smile when they pass by, giving Levi a look that says “wife and kid played in the mud again?”

When they’re not walking/after the walk, they do the typical. Levi makes them a mean pot of tea to share, and they grab the duvet from their bed, curl up on the couch and watch horror flicks (or murder mysteries)- rain creates the perfect ambience. Sometimes they put their comfort series they’ve watched a million times on, and Hanji would read while Levi cross stitches. Hanji’s mom taught him and he’s been doing it since. Some parts of their apartment resemble a cottage because of this and it clashes with most of their furniture but it’s cute and Hanji loves it. Sometimes they fall asleep only to be woken up by Bean licking their faces when it’s dinner time.

Since they live in an apartment block, they get a pretty good view of the streets on one side. And when it’s raining, they like to look out the window. Levi would have his head on Hanji’s lap and Bean’s head in his, and she would make up stories about the people on the streets. “Aww! She bought a bunch of roses... Perhaps she’s a baby witch casting her first love spell...” and Levi would smile and listen. Sometimes he chimes in to add nuance.

Baking. It’s good weather to bake and Hanji would get experimental in the kitchen. Sometimes it’s really bad (“god four eyes why would you think it’s okay to substitute orange juice for lemon zest?”), sometimes it’s really good. And when it’s good, they’ll always have enough to share with their neighbours. Sometimes Hanji makes pot brownies (“aren’t we too old for this Hanji? Our apartment smells like a frat house...”), but Levi doesn’t complain when he’s high out of his mind watching cartoons with Hanji and hearing her share her plot theories about Spongebob and getting a little freaked out by the theories.

There’s this doujinshi about Levi and Hanji staying in when it’s raining and just... Having sleepy sex the entire day. And I love this and believe this happens a lot in modern au? It’s part boredom, part “Hanji’s hand strayed while cuddling so here we are”. And it’s always lazy and slow and sweet and it can go on for the entire day. They take long naps in between and get takeout because they’re both too lazy to cook.

My heart is so full💖

#what a lovely ask! #levihan #levihan hc #levihan modern hc #Levi x hange #Levi x Hanji #hange zoe #Levi Ackerman #mine #inbox #ggukmiin #bean au

[galaxygermdraws]

ello germ! love ur art and I has question for you- how do you make your poses look so.. alive and vivid

Okay so this actually is a fun topic because I just found a really good method of practicing anatomy and I’ll get more on that later. 

But for now, I base my models on this base 

The main points of articulation being the shoulders, arms, wrists, fingers, pelvis, knees, ankles, and neck. I draw my characters like they’re jointed dolls, since I grew up using dolls as pose references a lot, especially more articulated ones

here’s a sketch from one of my current projects, and it’s one of my favorite poses save for that right leg. The body is all about curves, the only part that doesn’t curve is the pointing arm and that’s because its kind of the second focal point of the body and I wanted it to stand out

Posing is also wildly dependent on the anatomy of your character. For example

This is a sketch for a S6 drawing I did of the G Team, and you can tell G has a lot smaller body than Iskall. The reason is because I wanted G’s body to be extremely fluid in nature because bird boy. So I made him a tiny little bean who’s body has hardly no separation and can be drawn as one fluid form. The torso being smaller is also just an exaggeration of proportions, as the torso is not that small irl. If you’re going to do more complex poses it’d best to start with a base body that’s not too small or too big(both in height and weight), and then you can go from there. 

As for how to make the characters alive and vivid, it just comes with learning to exaggerate. Obviously I draw in a very cartoony style, which allows for much more diverse poses(see any rubber hose cartoon and you get what I mean). You can stretch and squish and twist bodies in the ways you can’t irl, and it makes it feel more alive and full of motion. It’s why I prefer drawing cartoons than realism n stuff(but for those who do that, you’re amazing I have sm respect for you realism is HARD).

Now, if you want to practice your anatomy and gesture drawing, may I link to you this website. If you aren’t aware, this website gives you randomized images from a gallery(you can choose if you want clothed models, nude models, the gender of the models, etc...) and you can set a time limit for yourself to see how fast you can draw them. I don’t typically draw from life But I tried this and below are some of my results.

If you did this kind of thing for like 20 to 30 minutes every other day, I do think it could help bring more life to your art. I got the advice from this livestream (bless u Drawfee) and I do think there’s something here that could help. 

This was mostly a tangent because anatomy is super hard to explain without making a video of it, but just let loose when you’re sketching and it may be better. Some people suggest you make a line of action, and if you do that? Cool. I tried to do that a while ago but it never really worked out for me. I do the tank top tube limbs thing and it works for me so, whatever works for you.

Now go forth and make living art 

#germtalks #germ talks #germdraws #germ draws #art tutorial #art advice #how to anatomy #i dont Know how to anatomy i just do it lol #i do hope my experience helps

[bpd-seishi]

Oh worm? Neko au? Tea?

FDSJFJFLJSDFJLK THE WAY THIS QUESTION IS WORDED GOODNESS I’M NOT SURE WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY– 

djsfklasdfn anyway, um. i probably should’ve answered this closer to when i posted that thing that mentioned the neko au but afdlkjsadfkl better late than never, right? :’) 

okay so. this’ll probably be disappointing to a lot of u but not everyone in this au is a kitty, some of them are just normal people who have to take care of these neko losers sahflasjdk RIP. i should mention that my versions of nekos have kitty claws (but not paws), cat ears and tails (as is the standard), and a lot of catlike behaviors. so they’re still mostly human, but sometimes i talk about them acting super catlike and i don’t wanna confuse anyone adsfkl ;w; 

so! without further ado! the kitties are: seishi, akira, nico, saiji, narumi, marin, kasumi, and i’m thinking i’m gonna have neko kazuomi too :0 just for fun, i’m gonna throw some stuff about their personalities here: 

seishi white ears and tail. i kinda made fun of him in my tags but he actually is a sweet lil kitty,, he just had bad caretakers before landing in ayumu’s care :’) he used to be terrified of baths because they consisted of just a hose and really cold water, but now he’s more tolerant of them because ayumu actually sets it up nice and puts him in warm water, go figure. he still doesn’t like them cuz he hates getting wet, though. he also doesn’t like getting his claws clipped and cries every time it happens lsdjflk ;w; it’s like this every goddamn time RIP he tends to chew/lick things when he’s nervous (which is often. poor little ptsd kitty :’0). his favorite target is ayumu’s hair. he likes to crawl into his lap, wrapping his skinny, gangly arms around him, and just. really go to town on his hair aljdfjlkasd he has kind of a lisp that he’s embarrassed of and i love him honestly he’s just an oversized lap cat. all he wants to do is be in ayumu’s lap and vibrate purr really loudly, disrupting whatever ayumu was doing :’3 he also likes to bring him dead animals as presents, which disturb the hell out of ayumu asdlkjflaksd RIP ;w; 

akira grey ears and tail. the kinda kitty who rubs against people who are allergic to him, and yes i know that’s just a body language thing but akira does it on purpose alkjdsflskdf. 100% knocks glasses off tables just for fun. really wants mikoto to be his caretaker cuz he thinks she’ll be mean to him because she’s fun to harass, and he constantly jumps on her stuff/lap to get her attention. gets a thrill out of being yelled at/told no really he just wants some attention his old caretakers never played with him and kinda neglected him :’(he also scratches at her door at 4:30 in the morning (because let’s be honest he just didn’t sleep asjlkfdsf) for her to make him breakfast,, even though he’s damn well capable of making it himself. mikoto buys ear plugs to tune him out but she still has the scratches on the door to prove that akira was there, being a little monster the kind of cat who thinks every goddamn can u open is for him. it is not. he also eats plants and then demands mikoto rubs his tummy because now it hurts and it’s definitely not a trap nope he’s never had a bath in his life. he smells terrible and i hate him asjflksadjf ;w; 

nico white ears and tail. a sweet, if somewhat fussy kitty (like seishi tbh. that’s what they both are. sweet but a lil fussy :’3). one of those weird cats that actually likes water. she would stick her head under the faucet if it fit ;w; she even likes swimming, which is weird for cats/nekos in general. she likes maiko a lot (of course) and brings her animals to express her affection. the catch is that unlike most cats, she brings living animals to her jladhflksadjf. she doesn’t like killing them but maiko isn’t,, really sure what to do with them oh geez– she usually just sets them free but don’t tell nico okaytends to be a bit fickle about touch. she doesn’t like strangers petting her but with certain people (mostly maiko lksfdjlkdsf) she’ll silently demand affection via glaring at them across the room alfklsdj ;w; likes those cutesy collars tbh but gets mad when people treat it in a gross way (and rightfully so too!! leave her alone weirdos!! >:T). also definitely appreciates grooming more than the boys above, but she has trouble with nail clipping cuz it makes her nervous. what if the person doing it clips them too much? :’0 A) that would hurt and B) she needs them for territory battles with saiji lkasdjfklasdf okay that last one’s a joke but still

saiji white ears and tail. in speak of the devil! actually saiji’s a pretty calm kitty, not particularly putting up a fuss…..unless kasumi’s around. those two can (and will!) battle it out jlasdflkdsjaf RIP. mostly though he’s pretty chill, even with nico (they’re really just mutually amicable rivals tbh). doesn’t like water but puts up with baths cuz he hates smelling bad unlike certain other kittens i could namealso likes maiko, and also brings her animals as a gesture of Love and Appreciation asjdfhlkasdf. his, however, are in fact dead, and he even goes to the trouble of putting them in nice, neat coffin-like boxes. boy really goes all out dfkjlsadjf. unfortunately, maiko also doesn’t know what to do with these, lmao she usually throws the dead bodies out but she’ll keep the box if it’s really nice looking. once again, don’t tell saiji :’)LOVES being groomed. being brushed, having his nails clipped, all that jazz. like i said before, the one thing he’s not super crazy about are baths but eh, he’ll get over it, he doesn’t like being Stinky (unlike akira alsdflks poor mikoto) doesn’t like it when people give him catnip, because he’s not a fan of embarrassing himself. which inevitably happens when a kitty is on catnip :’3 

narumi brown ears and tail. energetic kitten who loves being played with! seriously. she has way too much energy. help. most likely to jump on the table while ur doing homework and sending ur papers scattering (unless ur names mikoto, in which case akira’s more likely to harass u). neutral on baths, but has a general distaste for getting wet. like akira, is also the kind of cat who assumes every time u open the fridge ur getting them a treat whICH NO IT’S NOT FOR U DAMMIT. smarter than him in that she will not eat leaves, but she does chew on plants for fun sometimes. she loves making mischief (though not as much as kasumi does. but, we’ll get to her later :’3) has no interest in having a caretaker outside of her family but could probably use someone setting rules for her while she’s at school. and trust me, people try to, and usually she’ll listen if she’s told “hey, don’t do that”. more than anything though she needs a goddamn playmate aksdflajsdfkl :’) loves the laser pointer more than anything. all nekos have enough human brain to understand that u can’t actually catch the dot, but still feel compelled to anyway. narumi doesn’t care that she can’t ever get it, she just loves the thrill of the chase >:3c 

marin goldish white ears and tail. sleepy kitty. kinda kitty who finds a sun patch, lays down immediately, and passes the heck out. also very affectionate: will rub up against u and “groom” ur hair (read: lick and preen, like i mentioned seishi doing earlier) even if she doesn’t know u all that well. another weird kitty that doesn’t mind getting wet all that much, she even likes it. she actually does stick her head under the faucet on occasion just cuz it just be like that sometimes, y’know? gets even sleepier on catnip, somehow. no one thought it was possible. most cats get more energetic/stimulated on it, not her. she just gets cuddly and more tired aldsfjlkasd this actually happens to my cat on the nip sometimes slkdfsd trust me i know what i’m talking aboutpretty independent kitty, but not opposed to cuddles or a lap to sleep on. she’s all about that nap life, son her favorite toy is a mouse given to her by a coworker at the station. it has a nice little bell that jingles and she likes to hold it when she sleeps. when she’s feeling playful though she’ll bat it around a bit owo 

kasumi black ears and tail. ratty ol’ alley cat who hisses at everyone who so much looks at her funny. infamous for nyooming through the dorm halls at three in the morning and for staring at empty spaces and telling everyone that she sees a ghost there (to be fair, half the time, she isn’t actually lying). bites people because she likes it. knocks things off tables and gets into spats with saiji just cuz ljasdfjlkasd. pretty much any terrible cat behavior u can think of, she does. she only really cares about misuzu, and often tries to get her attention by scratching up her skirt or door…..which often get her in trouble. absolutely hates baths. she’s no longer allowed to have catnip. no one can control her when she’s on it. they can barely control her when she’s not on it lajdsflkdsa :’) uses her claws more than any of the other kitties, and thus absolutely despises having her nails cut. we’re talking full on tantrum here, folks. the only person she lets do it is misuzu, and she still whines the whole time RIP ;w; also drops off dead animals for the one she loves (misuzu of course). it’s extra significant for cuz she has to deal with the ghosts of the animals she kills :’0 

kazuomi orangey brown ears and tail. most brash of all the kitties, naturally. not particularly energetic, though, at least not as much narumi. however, when he does feel playful, he jump high as hell, which is both impressive and terrifying. he loves toys he can pounce on. however, he hates the red dot, because he knows he can’t get it, yet he’s still compelled to after it anyway. it always wins and it makes him >:( hates baths, but he’ll put up with them because he gets so sweaty sometimes and he doesn’t like feeling gross. that doesn’t mean he doesn’t whine and complain the whole time, though laksfdjklsadf he doesn’t need or want a caretaker. however,, he’s not opposed to someone who’ll scratch behind his ears from time to time when he has that Itch :’) don’t touch his belly. more than any of the other cats he hates it when people poke/tickle/rub there jalksdfjklsd. he doesn’t understand why people feel compelled to, anyway. after all, his belly isn’t the part of him that is Kitty anyway, so stop trying to get access!! while we’re on the subject, though, don’t touch his ears and tail without permission either >:/ (though that goes for all kitties, really) 

#drrb #seishi yodogawa #akira tsuchiya #nico himuro #saiji rokudou #narumi osone #marin mizuta #kasumi izumo #kazuomi samejima #seishi answers #au: the obligatory neko one #nsadlfjdslkf #this was a lot of fun to talk about i love these dumb kitties ;w;

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AAHG okay im still super frazzled so

Coffee now

List What the fuck im doing and baby steps it

Today: thorough scrub down day

hook up hose, bring upstairs

Collect buckets,,

Thorough rinse out a sponge/scrubby to use

Pull out fake plants, decor, and driftwood from bichir tank and 40

Scrub cray tank first, then bichir and 40? Cray tank has not shown issue of worms so just. To be safe ?

Unplug that thing

Change water. Probably 30% or more tbh? Keep Eyes Peeled For Boiúna,,,

Refill tanks, add conditioner,

Coil up and disconnect hose, put away

Scrub the hell out of fake plants, decor and driftwood in sink. Probs use hot water tbh, i want whatever the fuck to stop coming baaaaack

Put all back in. Spend too long meticulously trying to arrange it and be disatisfied with the result anyway.

Realize the time and have a crisis bc u just spent the Entire Day doing that and its probably like 7pm now

Clean catpans and take a shower. Be cleansed of the worms,

If u have time and energy left now u can look up aesthetics for ur oc on pinterest. Now. When ur done. All of the cleaning. Not before. After

#toy txt post #cleaning day #screams #theres fucking. worms in my tanks #im stressed i hate worms and then yesterday i had a meltdown bc i was already exhausted #and then dad was being. angry and yelly throwy slammy and demanding and just. yesterday was a bad day #fish things did not get done #dad exploded and broke my water bottle and mug. my throat hurts from s #screaming #my everything else hurts from having a fucking anxiety self guilt hate spiral that i kept trying to #bottle back up and i was shaking from tension im a tad Sore todag #sighs #today #today i fix #clean #realized i dont know exactpy how much water conditioner to put in the 40 but no no i do tho #its not like the 90 where its painful math that makes my head explode #40 is just 2 20s #20 gets 2 10millileter capfuls #so 40 gets 4 #easy #thats easy math. i can do that #we do not speak of the math of 90 gal #im sure its easy for everyone else but im guessing that its dyscalculia or smth Fuckin W Me Head #it gets all confused and angry and just bad bad time

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Frenemies (aa imagine)

Heyyy!!! Can I have an Archie Imagine? Basically he and the reader kind of disliked each other for a while kind of like frenemies but then archie admits that he likes her in front of the entire gang and then it's just fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff thank u sm I love ur writing!!!!

Okay so, After about oh I don’t know, 5,000,000,001 years I FINALLY am putting up an imagine for you guys! I got caught up with work again and was just too tired to write or do anything really. But, I am now off for a week for a camp, so i might write some things on my phone or something so I have something to post when I get back from camp! I changed a small part of this imagine, where the reader and archie REALLY hate each other and the reader overhears, but I still think it’s really good. Enjoy :)

word count: 1,549

tiggers: slight cussing, anger, breakups, and getting stood up. 

“I just don’t understand what’s going on in this class!” you groan at the lunch table as the boys are just sitting down.

“Maybe you should actually pay attention in class instead of texting your boyfriend.” Archie snips back. You glare at him. The gang looks around at each other and roll their eyes. Great, another (y/n) and Archie fight.

“Hey dumbass, guess what? We broke up 3 days ago, maybe you should catch up with the rest of the world instead of sitting in your room singing your stupid songs all day.” You retort back with sadness laced in your voice at the mention of your breakup. You had been dating this boy named Garrett for almost 2 years, and the other day you found out that he had cheated on you the whole time. It was still a touchy subject for you. And of course the king of assholes, your favorite person to exist, Archie Andrews was the one to bring it up.

“At least I can write songs, what do you do? Oh yeah sit around and write shitty poems.” You give him another glare.

“Archie. You. Do. The. Same. Thing. With. Your. Shitty. Music.” You grit between your teeth. Before this can go on any longer, Betty cuts in.

“(y/n), I can help you with chemistry. I’m really good at it. Want to come over tonight?” You calm down and agree to go to Betty’s tonight. You couldn’t stand being around Archie right now so you excused yourself and headed for the library. You and Archie used to be really good friends until an incident your freshman year. See, you had a huge crush on Archie pretty much your whole life. Even when you guys were best friends. You didn’t tell him how you felt until the beginning of your freshman year. At first, he didn’t know how to feel but then he suggested that you guys should go out on a date. You both settled for a Friday night after the football game. That night the boys did really good and Archie even got to plan varsity. You had left the game early and went to Pop’s. You waited for Archie for 2 hours and he never showed up. He ended up going to this huge party at a guy’ hose and got drunk. That was the night you met Garrett. He was very kind and understanding of what had happened to you. The next day at school you couldn’t look Archie in the eyes and didn’t speak to him for months. Which leads you both to now. You are friends, but not really. You both pretty much hate each other and are only nice when the rest of the gang is around. Sometimes it makes you sad because you miss having Archie around as a real friend. Sometimes you even catch yourself thinking of him as more than a friend. You do still really like Archie. How twisted is that? As you sat in the library Jughead comes up to you.

“Hey, you know Arch was joking right?” He nudges. You shake your head.

“No Juggie, he’s never kidding. He’s so rude to me. I mean I know that I’m mean back, but sometimes I just wish we didn’t fight like this all the time. I hate admitting this, but I really liked being friends with Archie.” You started to tear up a bit, hating yourself for letting Jughead see how vulnerable and guilty you can feel after you and Archie Argue. Jug leans in and gives you a side hug. He sighs.

“Oh (y/n), it’ll be okay you know? Why don’t I just casually talk to Archie about everything and see what he has to say? You can stay here if you would like.” Jughead stands up to leave and gives you a small kiss on the top of your forehead.

“Thanks Jughead.” You say as you shoot him a small smile. He just smiles back with a nod as he leaves the library. You hope that Jughead’s talk with Archie is good. Because if not, your ‘friendship’ with Archie might just be done for good.

Jughead walked up to the table where the gang sat and sat down right in front of Archie.

“Archie, (y/n) hates all of this fighting it has to end now. Please just go apologize and be friends with her again.” Archie sighs.

“I can’t. Not after what I did for her. I messed everything up and there is no way to fix it.” Betty looks at him in confusion.

“Archie… what are you talking about?” Archie looks around the table at all the confused faces and realizes something.

“Oh my gosh… she never told you did she?” Everyone shook their heads and had even more confused looks on their faces.

“Our freshman year, (y/n) told me that she liked me. I didn’t know how to react at first.. We were such good friends and I didn’t want to ruin that. I waited a few weeks and I finally told her that I wanted to go on a date. Well, on this Friday night we ended up playing amazing and coach even put me in varsity. The boys convinced me to go to this party with them. I tried to get ahold of (y/n), and tell her to come with me as my date, but my phone was dead. The boys were tired of waiting for me so I finally just decided to go and hope that she wouldn’t be mad. Well, I ended up getting really drunk that night and I didn't even go home. I was going to talk to her about it at school but… she had already moved on I guess. I tried so many times to talk to her but she never even looked at me for a solid 4 months. Until the gang got back together. But then she wanted to fight me all the time so that’s what I did. I felt like that was the only way that I was going to get her to even know that I was with all of you guys. I hated every minute of it and I still do. I honestly still kind of like her. I never really thought about it until recently.” Archie then realized that he had admitted everything to the gang about his feelings for (y/n). He started to blush a shade of red. Little did he know that you were standing right behind him the whole time. You had left a little after Jughead, but you stopped before you sat down because Archie was talking about the night that everything went wrong. The whole gang had wide eyes when Archie finished and nobody said anything until, you finally spoke.

“Is that true?” You barely spoke above a whisper. Archie whipped around and got wide eyed when he saw you standing there. He didn’t know what to do. He took cautious steps towards you.

“(Y/n), I am so sorry for what happened that night. I didn’t mean to stand you up. My phone died and I just, it was stupid. I regret all of it. I wish I would have gone to Pop’s and sat in that booth with you all night. I am so sorry (y/n), please forgive me?” with every word he slowly got closer and closer to you until he softly placed his hands on your arms. You moved his hands to the middle of your waist and wrapped your arms around his neck.

“Archie, is it true that you like me?” You whispered once again.

“Yes. I like you so much. I have ever since I met you. I’m just a stupid asshole who doesn't realize it until it’s almost too late.” He grins. You grin back.

“I think you’re in luck because I’m quite a fan of stupid assholes who don’t realize it until they are too late.” You lean in and give him a peck on the lips.

“Although, don’t think that I’ve let you off the hook for all the awfuls things you've said to me for the past year Arch.” You smile as you hold his hand and sit back down at the table.

“You know I didn’t mean any of it right?” He said with all serious back on the table. You smirk.

“I think you’ll have to make it up to me.” Archie raises his eyebrows.

“Well, I think I’ll be alright with that.” The whole gang just gives each other the strangest look.

“What the… fuck just happened?” Jughead asked in pure confusion.

“That, Jughead, was pure love at first sight making it’s way back into 2 people's lives. Pure. Love.” Betty said.

“Or Magic. Maybe (y/n) put a love spell on Archie.” Veronica added.

“No magic V, I think I’m agreeing with Betts on this one.” Kevin said,

“Me too.” You added. Archie looked at everyone.

“I’m going with Veronica on this one.” You hit Archie in the shoulder. He yelped and rubbing it.

“I’m kidding, I’m kidding, but since I made you even more mad… I guess I’ll have to make it up even more.”

“ARCHIE!”

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How Do I Keep My Cats From Chewing On My Bonsai Tree? I Have 2 Cats And They Love To Pull The Needles Off My Black Pine Bonsai. I'Ve Bought Them Grass From The Pet Store, Greenies Treats, Even Food With Greens In It! What Else Can I Do?

put the tree where they cannot get to it. My cats eventually discovered the realm of "on top of the entertainment center" and I had to take my favorite plant to work so I could enjoy it at least sometimes. I don't know what else to do either. Little [emailprotected]@rds. Gotta love 'em though oh, and my cat doesn't pay any attention to red pepper at all. My poor old aloe got dragged out of it's pot even though it would have been classified as "nuclear" at a Thai restaurant.

What Should I Do About My Ex-Fiance? Okay So, This Is A Long Story But My Ex-Fiance And I Met In May And While We Were Dating My Dad Didn'T Like Him Because The Second Time We Hung Out He Never Drove Me Home...I Took The Bus And My Dad Thought That Was Very Irresponsible Of Him And Not What He Should Have Done. I Agree With Him But There Was Something About Him From The Moment We Met That He Was Something Special About Him. Through The Whole Time Of Us Being Together I Had My Dad Not Liking That I Was With Him And Sometimes He Would Forbid Me To See Him But I Continued To See Him And Be With Him Because I Truly Felt Like We Were Forever. He Was My Strength, My Rock, The Only Person Who Knew My Complete Life Story, The First And Last Thing I Would Think About; My Other Half. So We Talked About It A Lot And We Decided That After Only 2 Months Into Our Relationship That We Would Get Engaged. He Proposed To Me And That Was..Till This Day...The Happiest Day Of My Life. I Felt Like My Life Was Complete And I Have Found The Person I Wasnt To Be With Forever And Have Children With Etc. So I Went To A Cottage With My Family And We Wrote Letters To Each Other Everyday. Well His Said Fiance And How We Would Have Sex Without Protection (Which Was A Dumb Idea) And When I Came Home I Put It In A Drawer. My Dad Searched Through My Room And He Found The Notes That My Fiance Wrote Me And Had Some Sort Of Intervention With My Best Girl Friend At The Time, My Dad, And His Girlfriend And They Said That I Was Never To See Him Again And That He Was Just Using Me For Money And To Get Me Pregnant; Which Was Completely Untrue. Out Of Being Completely Hurt And Helpless I Told My Ex-Fiance At That Point To Not Talk To Me Again Because It Was Too Hard On Me And My Dad Was Watching My Phone, Facebook, And Email And I Didn'T Want My Dad To Verbally Abuse My Ex More Than He Already Had. About A Week Later Or So We Did End Up Getting Back Together Secretly. I Mentioned This To My Dad And I Wanted Him To Support Me. He Didn'T And He Sent An Extremely Rude Text Message To My Ex Basically Saying Leave Her Alone Or I Will Come After You. This Was The Last Straw For Me And So I Decided I Would Move Out And I Asked My Ex (Now Boyfriend Again) To Support Me In This And Have My Back. He Didn'T Because He Was Scared Of My Dad Coming After Him And I Instead Went To My Friends House To Stay. He Would Text Me Saying That He Missed Me And That He Wanted To Show Me That He Could Be The Guy That I Deserve So I Decided To Give Him A Second Chance, Thinking It Was Easier Because My Dad Wasn'T In The Picture Anymore. However, At This Point I Was Really Guarded From Him Not Being There For Me And So I Said That We Should Take Things Slow. This Was Really Hard Because I Loved Him So Much And For Me To Get To The Point Where I Wanted To Marry Him Created So Much Love For Him Inside Of Me That I Didn'T Believe That I Could Take It Slow, I Wanted It To Go Back To The Way It Was When We Were Deeply In Love. We Went Back And Forth On This Issue And It Ended Up Creating A Conflict. In The End He Felt That I Was Questioning My Feelings For Him And Putting Him On A Pedistal To Be Perfect When I Wasn'T. I Was Just Making Sure That He Was There For Him And I Would Be There For Him And I Questioned Myself I Guess For Continuing This Relationship Not Knowing What It Would Hold. I Have Always Had A Plan In My Life And For The Most Part Knew What Would Happen And So This Creating Stressful Feelings For Me. There Is Another Part To This Story Though. His Girlfriend Died 3 Years Ago In A Freak Accident And They Had Dated For 2 Years And They Were Going To Get Married (They Weren'T Engaged But They Talked About It). He Never Knew This But, During Our Whole Relationship I Felt Like I Would Never Be Able To Live Up To Her Because She Was Missed By So Many People Close To Him And His Family Loved Her Like Their Own. I Know That His Family Loved Me Too But I Never Felt Good Enough For Him. So After He Ended It With Me, He Made A Video For His Girlfriend That Passed And It Was Beautiful And Sentimental But It Was A Song That He Said Reminded Him Of Me When We Weren'T Together And That He Would Never Get Over Me. Seeing That Video Broke My Heart And I Lost It And It Made Me Question Everything About Our Relationship And If What We Had Was Love And If I Even Meant Anything To Him. It Really Messed Me Up And I Still Struggle With It Every Day. I Replay How We Ended And What He Said To Me In My Mind Every Single Day And I Don'T Think I Will Ever Forgive Myself For Losing Someone That Would Do Anything For Me And Loved Me With Everything He Had And More. In Saying This Story, What I'M Asking Is What Should I Do? Should I Hold Out For Him? Should I Forget About Him? Should I Just Keep Living? Should I Talk To A Therapist? Should I Communicate With Him Again? What Should I Do?? I Really Need Help.

Lots of times, guys want to get back together. Some become aggressive about it. There are many ways to spend time, and pining after a past relation is not a good one. What I would do is kind of like a diet. In my case, changing phone number, moving, blocking his email, buying a new car, getting away. There is no just a little chocolate or potato chips. It is all in or all out. That is how I like it for me. How you prefer would depend on your age, your experience, your access to meeting new people, your social level, your monetary situation, and your mental status. He sounds like someone with old baggage from my point of view, and I would not be interested in fixing any of that. Nor, do I like to try to live up to some idealized past view I perceive someone might have. If you are still living at home, and still having your private documents read by parents, then, you are not ready to get married. Get a job or go back to school for some certification. Get your own place and meet new people. That includes new men. As far as a therapist, I don't think you will like it. The help you need is to complete yourself, not that idealized, "You complete me." That, being from a movie, Jerry McGuire. It isn't really like that.

Horse Heaves, Please Help? My Horse Has Heaves. He'S Had Them Ever Since He Came Back From Staying In A Dusty Stall (Like 5+ Years Ago) He'S On Medication That Helps But The Vet Says He Cant Be On It Much Longer. I Have A Reaction To His Pine Shavings (My Lungs Get Tight And It'S Hard To Breath) I'M Thinking He Has The Same Problem And Thats Why He'S Not Getting Better. We Put Down Straw As Bedding And He Hasnt Lied Down Yet. He Just Stands There And Eats It!!! What Would Be A Good Bedding For Him To Help With His Lungs But Still Be Comfortable? How Well Do Those Pine Pellets Work? Are They Harmful If He Eats Them? Are They Dusty? Please Help! Thanks

u could try putting him in a pasture there he can lay where he wants and he is in open air so it wont be as dusty give him a really airy stall if he cant be outside prefribley with a window to out side and a half door so that the air can go straight throw the stall to circulate fresh air in and bad air out. ok if he can go in and out as he pleases and likes to sleep in his stall get a rubber mat cause it is really easy to clean and its a waste of straw and shavings and money if he aint in his stall all day so just use a rubber mat it dont have to be replaced every day or other day like straw and shavings all u have to do i hose it down it cuts ur bedding time in half and there is no dust good luck hope ur horse gets a lil better and not all rubber mats have latex in them they have sum special made mats but if u cant find one try a hard wood floor and use i'd say hay or stay with straw its okay that its eatten it wont hurt him any and the pellets should be dust free but i think u can soak them i'm not sure if he eats hay soak that and dry it before u give it to him

What Time Of Year Are You Supposed To Put Out Pine Straw? I Don't Want To Smother My Perennials.? We Just Purchased Our First House- There Are Several Landscaped Areas That Have Pinestraw Around The Plants. It Is Starting To Look A Little Shabby- What Is The Best Time Of Year To Lay Out New Pine Straw? Spring Or Fall? I Live In Ga And Have Lots Of Perennials That Either Still Green Or Will Be Back In The Spring.

I am not familiar with the custom of using pine straw as mulch, Here in the northeast we use wood mulch. When you mulch, it is for three reasons: keeps moisture in for the plant, keeps weeds down, and aesthetics. You can mulch at any time. Just don't cover the crowns of the plants.

How Much Should I Charge For My Work? I Work In People'S Yards And Gardens. I'Ve Always Charged $12 For Any Work I Do, Be It Lawn Mowing, Weeding, Pruning, Transplanting, Mulching, Leaf Raking, Etc. But I'M Wondering If I Can Fairly Ask For More And Expect People To Still Be Interested. So, If You Are A Middle-Class Home Owner Who Might Like To Have Someone Help With Yard Or Garden Work, Please Let Me Know The Highest Price You Think You'D Be Willing To Pay. It Will Help Me A Lot. Thanks!

You work way too cheap! The people my father hired to do all of that charged $60.00 a visit and they came every two weeks. I work for a hardware store/garden center and see alot of yard maintenece people come in to buy pine straw, weedeater line, gardening merchandise, etc.. and they charge about that amount. To cut back hedges only that I can not handle-I get charged $50.00 per 50 foot row. You have to think of your time, your experience, your gas, and the up keep on your tools. You know for yourself that to get any outdoor power tool repaired is expensive plus the labor cost. I would not be shy about chargeing that much for the type of work you do. Nobody else is shy about getting paid for a service that is as in demand as it is. It's back breaking work.

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Dear Dad

All I can remember from my whole childhood is all the good things we did, I've blocked out the rest. All the different drugs you've consumed over the years, all the abuse physical and mental to your family. Why? Why do you feel the need to hide your true self from everyone? You're my father you're suppose to talk to me? When was the last time we had a proper conversation? When was the last time you told me you loved me? When was the last time we did something together? In the past three years the only thing you've done for me is provide me with drugs? Why? To manipulate me? So I rely on you so I don't "leave" you? You've ruined my confidence and self worth you've ruined me dad, the past 3 years I had no one there for me, you isolated us out of the house, all you're interested in is money and your new wife because she has money. It's all about money to you everything is money money money, I want to move to mums to help myself? Oh you don't want to let me because it will fuck up ur Centrelink and child support money? Get fucked. You couldn't even bring yourself to cut your own sons umbilical cord because it "feels weird" oh but you can cut mine? You constantly hit us throughout us growing up, we thought it was okay? We thought the way you treated us and mum was fine? i thought all your stories where funny, strapping me in my baby seat in the middle seat in the car and then lighting up a cigarette and going drifting and having me vomit absolutely everywhere then when we get home you'd just hose the car out, why? Now I get car sick and can't smoke a cigarette without vomiting? I remember staying up for nights and nights with you trying to help u quit smoking pot. You crying and shaking on the couch me making you cups of tea because u always hated coffee then for you to go back to it fucking broke my heart, catching you in the shed smoking it killed me dad it killed me even more you took me over to a paddock where I threw everything away I WAS 8 DAD, you went back the next morning and got it all anyway so what's the point? You ran out on your first ever child and never payed a cent of child support for him? But expect him to want to talk to you and be your son? He grew up knowing his real father left him... I want a sober conversation with you, I want to understand you I want to know why you want put us all through this I want to know what goes on in ur brain for u to think this is "okay". I love you but what the fuck.

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Official Title: Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Also Known As: Black Ops 2: Call of Duty

Genre: Shooter, First-Person Shooter

Developer: Treyarch

Publisher: Activision

ESRB Rating: Mature

Release Date: November 13, 2012

Hints

How To Get The Ray Gun Rpd Or Hammer

When you get to the mystery box, open it. When the question mark gets really bright, then knife the bow really fast.

Teddy Bear Locations On Tranzit And Die Rise

First, Tranzit. When you spawn in the bus station, go outside, and look at the benches. He is on one of the 3 benches. The next bear is at the Farm. Unlock the door to the house, go upstairs, and the bear should be sitting on a mattress against the wall. The final one is at Town inside the bar. He is sitting on a seat on the lower floor, on the opposite side where you build the Jetgun. By activating all 3 of these (holding down X near it), you get a song playing. I DO NOT KNOW THE NAME OF THESE SONGS! Next, Die Rise. First, buy the door at the spawn. Walk to the far wall, and turn right. You will need to jump down to the lower room, and you will see a door. Instead of buying it, turn right through a doorway. At the end of the room, you will see the SVU-AS on the wall. The bear is on a shelf to its right. To get the next bear, go down from this room and turn right down a hallway. DO NOT WALK DOWN THE HALLWAY! Instead, go all the way across until you will fall off the edge and turn right. There is a small ledge. Walk down it and down a slide at the end. This will bring you to a room with the mystery box. Leave the room, turn left, and parcour down all the way into a room with the AN-94. Buy the barrier into a new room, and jump down to the floor. There is a pole leading up to the ledge with the bear on it. The final bear is in the room where you turn on the power, against the left wall on a sowing machine. If there is a new DLC, I will post the teddy bear locations in a different post. PLEASE SUBMIT COMMENTS DESCRIBING HOW HELPFUL THIS WAS.

PHD Flopper On Die Rise

Jump into the elevator at the spawn. While it is falling, the Flopper will pass. To get the Flopper, build the Trample Steam and get to the area where you turn on the power without jumping down the elevator. Use the trample steam to jump to the area where you get 2 keys. You and another person take these to the spawn and insert the elevator keys. The elevator should take you to the floor with Flopper. It costs 2000 points.

Always Get The Ray Gun

In Green Run on Farm buy the MP5 then kill all the zombies but one and go to the mystery box and shoot the latch with one bullet and activate the box and you will get the ray gun if you run out of ammo repeat.

Get Points On Zombies In The First 3 Rounds or Less.

If you want a lot of points, you have to do this on the 1st round: shoot 4 times a the zombies then stab. If they are on fire, shoot 3 times then stab, and on the 2nd round shoot 5 times then stab, and again if they are on fire shoot one less time then stab. On the 3rd round shoot 6 times then stab, and if they are on fire shoot 5 times then stab, then you should be able to buy the box or a gun. Warning: if they are on fire and you stab them they will blow up and you can go down.

Secret Transmission

You will have to go back and fourth for this transmission. Go to TranZit. Next, head for the farm unlock the gate and house. There should be a tv fizzing, hold x and it will stop. Step 2:Go to the power station, activate the power. Step 3:Head back to the farm to and to the tv. Hold x. Then theres the secret transmission.

Alt Ending

On the level where you kill Alex Mason, shoot him in the leg instead of the head. Later on, when you beat the game, Alex Mason is still alive.

Easy Way To Get You To a High Round

In Tranzit survival or multi-player, where the box is outside, next to it there is a barricade. Go on the side of the barricade and there is a crack where there is fire and in-between the wall of the barricade and the crack there is a little pathway and you in through there so the zombies can only go one way in and that’s where they’ll burn trying to get to you. Just shoot them, but make sure all your friends are in the spot with you and make sure you have ammo.

Multiplayer Gameplay Trailer

Take It

First you need a Ray gun & a RPG & 5000 points go to the mystery box kill a zombie while jumping on the mystery box hold x then you get the thunder gun it doesn’t work all the time.

Where All The Parts are for the Sligufier

Okay to get all the parts for the sligufier

1: you have to get the part on a container next to a couch that is across from the sligufier bench ( you can buy this couch so it can get out of the way. It cost’s $1000. ) and if it is not there you go to a bench and you can go to it by going down the elevator next to your spawn point. And the part looks like wires.

2: there is another part and you can get to it by going up the stairs where you move the couch and then once you get around the fence you turn around and there will be a tiny couch and a t.v. Across it there will be a part in the middle of the little room. And the part looks like a trigger.

3: there will be a part next to the sligufier bench it is in the bottom right side, the part is inside a little contanier it look’s like a red bottle and if the part is not there you will have to look on a table that is in the power room. You should see it once you see the power switch.

4: and there is another part that looks like a trigger for a hose. The part will be in a little kitchen. You will have to go to the sligufier bench then turn left then keep going until you see a little kitchen looking like place. Then you will go forward then you should see the hose trigger looking part. And if the part is not there you have to go to the power room then go to the power switch then turn right you go until you get to the table at the very end. And then you go to the right and then look at the corner of the table then you should see the hose trigger looking part.

5: ENJOY THE SLIGUFIER.

Faster Reload

When reloading any gun, when you are almost done switch to your other weapon and then switch back to the gun you were reloading and you should be done (has to be timed correctly so it may not work every time).

Count Your Cuts!

To save a few bullets in the first 5 rounds, check the round number. The round number until round 5 will indicate the number of times it would take to kill a zombie. (round 1 takes 1 cut, round 2 takes 3 etc.)

Starting At Round 20

First if more than1 person in the game 1 pack-a-punches the m1911 (startting gun)2ndgets jug 3rb gets the box 4th quick revive. Not 4 people in the game skip the step and do it when you r done. If you r on ur own do the 3rd step last. Also it helps if you run in a circle and kill all of them at once.

Reveal Trailer For CoD:BO2

Cheats

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Unlockables

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Easter eggs

Atari Games Easter Egg

You can play Atari on the television that’s in the center of Nuketown. To do it,you have to go into a custom match mode, either by yourself or with friends. Whenthe match starts you have two minutes to shoot off every mannequin head. There areabout 20 of them, and every time you try, they will randomly spawn. Always lookoutside of the map too!

Glitches

M14 Glitch

Buy the M14. Wedge yourself between the car and the gate beside you. Look all the way down. Shoot their feet.

Green Run Transit Glitch

Gather all the pieces to make a turbine. Get to the bus and take it all the way to the 3rd stop where the ak40u is at. Go inside that small house where the ak40u gun is at. Go in side and find all the parts and build the power. Take out your turbine and go towards the power switch and keep walking then turn around until you see the inside of the power switch then move to the left a little bit. All the zombies should be going towards the corner of the table and they wont be able to get you.

Guides

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Achievements

DLC Achievements: Revolution

Facing the Dragon (10) – In Die Rise, face the dragon head-on before reaching round 2.

High Maintenance (75) – In Die Rise, be the architect of their instruction.

I See Live People (20) – In Diner Turned, kill the human while its decoy is in play in a Public Match.

I’m My Own Best Friend (10) – In Die Rise, revive yourself.

Mad Without Power (30) – In Die Rise, reach round 10 before turning on the power.

Monkey See, Monkey Doom (15) – In Diner Turned, retrieve a chained Cymbal Monkey in a Public Match.

Polyarmory (30) – In Diner Turned, get a kill with each primary weapon in a Public Match.

Shafted (35) – In Die Rise, use Pack-a-Punch and all perk machines in one game.

Slippery When Undead (15) – In Die Rise, kill 5 zombies with a single shot from the Sliquifier.

Vertigoner (10) – In Die Rise, fling 10 zombies in one game.

Achievement List

Art of War (25) – Successfully assassinate SDC Chairman Tian Zhao.

Back in Time (10) – Use a future weapon in the past.

Big Leagues (20) – Win 5 multiplayer League Play games after being placed in a division.

Black Ops II Master (15) – Complete the campaign on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Blind Date (15) – Successfully rescue HVI.

Dance On My Grave (5) – In Green Run, acquire your Tombstone.

Dead or Alive (15) – Jailor or executioner.

Death from Above (50) – Stop Menendez once and for all.

Deep Cover (20) – Capture Menendez.

Defender (15) – Successfully defend FOB Spectre from incursion.

Desert Storm (15) – Successfully escort the VIPs to safety.

Dirty Business (15) – Listen and think before you shoot.

Don’t Fire Until You See (30) – In TranZit, have all doors opened without being set on fire.

Driven by Rage (20) – Take down Menendez and his operation.

False Profit (20) – Capture Manuel Noriega and bring him to justice.

Family Reunion (10) – There are two futures.

Fuel Efficient (10) – In TranZit, use an alternative mode of transportation.

Futurist (50) – Complete all future levels in veteran.

Gathering Storm (20) – Investigate the jungle facility.

Giant Accomplishment (50) – Complete all challenges in Black Ops II.

Good Karma (20) – Crack the celerium worm.

Gun Nut (10) – Complete a level with customized loadout.

Happy Hour (10) – In TranZit, buy 2 different perks before turning on the power.

Hey Good Looking (10) – Plastic surgery avoided

High IQ (20) – Collect all intel.

I Don’t Think They Exist (10) – In TranZit, kill one of the denizens of the forest while it is latched onto you.

Just Gettin’ Started (10) – Complete 1 challenge in any level.

Late for the Prom (20) – Escort the president to the secure location in downtown LA.

Man of the People (15) – Stop the brutality inflicted by the PDF.

Mission Complete (10) – Complete all challenges in a level.

No Man Left Behind (20) – Rescue Woods.

Old Fashioned (50) – Complete “Pyrrhic Victory”, “Old Wounds”, “Time And Fate”, and “Suffer With Me” in Veteran.

Party Animal (10) – Win 10 multiplayer games while playing in Party Games playlists.

Shifting Sands (20) – Gather intel on Raul Menendez from Mullah Rahmaan.

Ship Shape (10) – Reinforcements on the way.

Showdown (15) – A duel between rivals

Singapore Sling (15) – Successfully neutralize the SDC freighter at Keppel Terminal.

Sinking Star (20) – Interrogate Menendez.

Standard Equipment May Vary (25) – In TranZit, acquire 4 different equippable items in 1 game.

Ten K (15) – Minimum score 10k in every mission

The Lights Of Their Eyes (5) – In Green Run, pacify at least 10 zombies with 1 EMP.

Tower of Babble (75) – In TranZit, obey the voices.

Trained Up (10) – Win 10 multiplayer games while playing in Combat Training playlists.

Ultimate Sacrifice (15) – Only one can survive.

Undead Man’s Party Bus (15) – In TranZit, complete all additions to the bus in 1 game.

Waterlogged (20) – Gather information on Raul Menendez’ suspected terrorist plot.

Welcome to the Club (10) – Reach Sergeant (Level 10) in multiplayer Public Match.

Welcome to the Penthouse (50) – Prestige once in multiplayer Public Match.

What Happens in Colossus. (20) – Find the Karma weapon.

You Have No Power Over Me (15) – You Have No Power Over Me

DLC Achievements: Apocalypse

All Your Base – In Origins, activate all generators without allowing one to stop. – 15

I’m on a Tank! – In Origins, ride the tank around the map without getting off. – 10

Kung Fu Grip – In Origins, free yourself and another from the Panzer Soldat’s claw in one game. – 15

Little Lost Girl – In Origins, release Samantha. – 75

Master of Disguise – In Origins, use Zombie Blood to revive three players and activate a generator in one game. – 15

Master Wizard – In Origins, wield all of the ultimate staffs in one game. – 40

Not a Gold Digger – In Origins, share a weapon you dug up. – 5

Overachiever – In Origins, complete all 4 Challenges in one game. – 25

Playing with Power – In Origins, build all elemental staffs in one game. – 30

Saving the Day.All Day – In Origins, revive another player four different ways in one game. – 20

DLC Achievements: The Uprising

A Burst of Flavor – In Mob of the Dead, kill 10 zombies at once with a new beverage. – 15

Acid Drip – In Mob of the Dead, convert a weapon using a kit. – 20

Feed the Beast – In Mob of the Dead, obtain Hell’s Retriever. – 10

Full Lockdown – In Mob of the Dead, Brutus completes his patrol. – 25

GG Bridge – In Mob of the Dead, survive an entire round on the bridge on round 15 or higher. – 30

Making the Rounds – In Mob of the Dead, complete the cycle 3 times. – 30

No One Escapes Alive – In Mob of the Dead, execute the escape plan. – 75

Paranormal Progress – In Mob of the Dead, open a door without spending points. – 5

Pop Goes the Weasel – In Mob of the Dead, break the cycle. – 25

Trapped in Time – In Mob of the Dead, use and upgrade all traps before round 10. – 15

[slvthrs]

STARBOY | dreamwastaken

— MINORS PLEASE FUCK OFF FOR UR OWN GOOD —

your dealer is the only constant in your life but that doesn’t mean he’s the best

DRUG DEALER!DREAM X FEM!READER

WARNINGS: NSFW CONTENT MINORS DNI, use of drugs, degradation n praise kink, pet names, use of dreams real name, unprotected sex (use birth control idiots), car sex, choking, smidge of anxiety, bit of grinding

word count: 2.6k

authors note: this is inspired by the weeknd song ‘starboy’

The sound of me and my friends rushing around inside my friends house is deafening, Max  and Chloe are clearly drunk from pre-game drinking and lip-syncing Weeknd songs with the majority of the lyrics coming out as slurring. Ellie and Ross are in a corner trying to smoke without someone interrupting them whilst Bowie is making out with some random guy he found on the bus who clearly is on some sorta substance. 

We are supposed to be ready to go to a party at my friend Venus’ house but at this pace the only one ready is Alex who is always ready an hour before we go anywhere. I’ve finished my makeup already but I’m currently deciding between 2 outfits- a black leather skirt and a waistcoat top that shows too much cleavage to be modest (but modesty is never my goal) or denim flare pants and a cropped corset top. In the end I end up wearing the skirt but with ripped panty hose and the cropped corset top along with my favorite pair of chunky black boots and a considerable amount of silver jewelry to match with my earrings.

When I’m done changing I fluff up my hair and smudge up my eye makeup a little and put on my black mask to walk out of my room to hear Chloe wolf whistle at me who's clearly drunk out of her mind. We quickly grab our phones and ID’s and head out to find a cab. 

As my friends wail for a cab I’m busy texting my dealer- the same dealer I’ve had for years and the only one person who's never abandoned me.

clayyyy

Don’t call me that

srop being such a bitch

*stop

r u coming to venmuss house party 

Yeah I’ll be where I always am, come find me okay?

yeah yeah see u in a b it loseer

I smile and put my phone in my corset and step into the cab my friends found. We give the driver the location of the house and I put my headphones in and shuffle to some Tupac hoping that the drive will be quicker. 

We get out of the car and I immediately pull out my joint and a lighter and light the joint. We walk into the house to be met with booming music and my friends being pulled away from me as I instinctually walk to the back of the house and into a small room that only a few people know where it’s located- including Clay.

I walk in and find Clay sitting on a couch, manspreading, with his phone in one hand and bottle of beer in another and I find myself sitting right next to him waiting for him to acknowledge me.

“Hi princess,” He says while putting his phone back in his pocket and bringing the bottle to his lip and taking a swig. I wait and watch the way his arms flex and his Adam apple bob as he swallows the drink.

I flop my head to the side letting it rest on the back of the couch and let myself take in his outfit. It's a black Gorillaz shirt with black boyfriend jeans and some shoes that I can’t really tell in the dark, but my eyes drop to the rings on his fingers- a skull one, a cross (ironic) and a heart on with an eye in it, all silver. I locate the final piece of his outfit: a simple silver chain. 

He notices me staring, “You gonna say hi or keep checking me out sweetheart?” He raises his eyebrow and meets my gaze- fuck i’m not slick when I’m high.

“God you're so cocky- I was not checking you out Clay” I retorted trying to look as truthful as possible.

He pulls the joint from my hand and rolls over so his back is on the couch rather than his side and he takes a puff while throwing his hands that are closest to me behind my back, “I’m not cocky I just know when someones checking me out- and don’t call me Clay”

“Okay Dream”, I try to say in the most condescending tone I can muster, “Dream is such a dumb name just go by Clay it’s cooler than Dream”

He chuckles, “It’s not meant to be cool I just don’t want random druggies to know my real name” he scrunches his nose- it’s kinda cute.

“But like why did you even pick Dream it’s fucking stupid and it reminds me of dumb fraternity guys” I pout

He moves his face so it's right in front of mine and his hot air is fanning over my face, “It’s cause I’m everyone’s dream guy” He says flashing his canines

I push against his chest, “That’s so fucking corny oh my lord, your such a loser” I say while his lips remain inches from mine

He cocks his eyebrow, “Yeah, I’m such a loser”, he stretches, “Wait, why are you here did you want something” 

“Oh uh yeah like coke or something” I ask, I don’t know why but asking for drugs is kinda embarrassing.

“Yeah sure come with me” He says pulling my hands from our little room oasis to were the actual party is and I can hear Starboy playing so instead of following Clay I pull him to the dance floor.

“What the fuck, what are we-” I cut him off by throwing my hands over his shoulder

“Shut up Clay, just listen to the song, it’s basically your life verbatim” I sway us to the beat of the song while he listens intently. 

“Huh it kinda is like my life- you were right” His hands end up on my waist as he sways us around the dance floor and adds a spin here and there.

We nearly forget what we need to do when Clay snaps me out of my trance, “Wait we have stuff to do” and he pulls me outside to his car.

It's some sort of black 4 seater. It looks expensive but then again I don’t know shit about cars, it has a red interior- his dealer job definitely pays off it looks like a car those sugar daddies drive.

We end up sitting in the back with our knees touching, and Clay is rummaging through a black duffle bag and comes out with a tiny bag of white powder.

I lean over and grab the bag and plant a kiss on his cheek ignoring the way it almost immediately gets dusted in a layer of pink. 

“Clay have I told you how much I love you”, I express while rummaging through my corset to find money, before he places his hand on mine and stops mine from moving.

“It’s on the house as long as you do a line with me” He says with a smirk.

I scoff and pull out the middle cup holder and grab my ID and open the tiny bag to make sure I don’t tear it and pour 2 lines and fix them with my ID and finger.

He snorts the first line closing one of his nostrils and dragging his nose along the line and inhaling. When he's done he makes a sound of exasperation and leans his head on the car seat. I copy his actions by snorting the line and leaning my head on the car seat, I close my eyes and just sit in silence for a bit- a comfortable silence letting the buzz of the coke settle in my head giving me a burst of adrenaline.

When I open my eyes I’m met with Clay checking me out, he does it alot but this time it’s a lot less subtle. His eyes dragged over my skin and stopped at my face. 

I close the divider between us and shuffle into his personal space, “Hey big man whatcha lookin at?”

“Your really pretty”, He says it a lot but I don’t know why he never says it sober, “I know idiot, you say it a lot” and his face leans closer to mine

I bite the inside of my cheek, he’s so close to kissing me but I’m so conflicted. If I kiss him, what if he hates it, what if I ruin our friendship, what if? But my stronger, reckless, impulsive side wins and I lean into kissing his lips with a haste peck.

And he doesn’t do anything.

Why isn’t he doing anything?

What's wrong?

Did I read the situation wrong?

Oh no I fucked up?

What if-

All my thoughts come to a halt when his hand lands under my chin grabbing it and pulling me to kiss him. I lean further into the kiss when he grabs my legs and throws them over his so I’m straddling his lap now. We keep making out as I grind onto his lap, but when I make a particular motion he throws his head back with a low groan.

This gives me the perfect moment to latch onto his neck and start sucking hickies while his hands flip up my skirt and start grabbing my ass. 

“Oh fuck baby that feels so good keep going” I keep sucking and roll my hips on his lap

With one last hickey I pull back and try to catch my breath, panting in heavy breaths. 

His hands return to waistband of my skirt and they start toying with the edge whilst he moves his head right next to my ear, “You sure you want this, tell me when to stop”

I just nod and he flips me onto the car seat while pulling my skirt down and he pulls his pants down so he’s just left in his boxer- thank the lord his windows are tinted.

“Wait Clay one sec” I sit up and I undo my corset letting it fall off me along with my phone, airpods, joint and lighter which were held in my corset. 

“Jesus how do you not end up so uncomfortable when having your entire purse in your shirt?”, He chuckles while I just laugh and shake my head

I pull him in for a kiss while pawing at his shirt, “Mmph Clayyy take your shirt off” I pout

“You're so bossy” He rolls his eyes but pulls his shirt off so I can move my hand across his chest and let it run along his toned body.

His head dips down to my tits and he starts leaving love bites all over them whilst I play with his hair but I’m getting really impatient

“C-clay” I whisper, 

“Yeah doll” He replies

“Erm can, I, you can be rough if you want” And as I finish that sentence it’s like a spark ignites in him

He takes his cock out of his boxers and he pumps it up a bit and lines it up with my whole,“Oh can I now” and as soon as he finishes his taunt he slams his cock into me and sets an unrelenting pace.

Every thrust hits my deepest spots and makes my entire body loosen up. He hovers over me and presses chaste kisses all along my body and he focuses on my collarbones and shoulders biting and licking them, it's bound to leave marks for days.

His fingers finally find my clit and a pool of heat starts to form in my belly, his hands move in synchronicity with his dick, they go in circles and they press on my clit causing me to moan loud enough for people outside to hear me.

And that’s when I remember that we’re outside and if anyone walked past the car they would hear me moaning and the car shaking. 

I quickly use my hand to cover my mouth to prevent me from any form of embarrassment. But I’m quickly met with a sound of disapproval from Clay.

“Nuh-uh I want everyone to hear how much of a whore you are for me, my little slut” That almost sends me over the edge, the words turning me into putty, smooth enough for him to mold however he wants me. I’ve given up full control of my body at this point, his pinning my hands above my head and I’m not going to do anything to stop him.

He keeps rucking into me, while one of his hands is pinning my hands, the other one is leaving feather touches all along my body making me feel like I’m on fire- I really hope he doesn’t notice I’m burning up.

As he keeps pounding into me I arch into him trying to chase my own release. I’m starting to squeeze around him more and I know he can tell because he’s let go of my hands and places both of them on my hips putting enough pressure on there so we both know it's going to leave bruises.

The mixture of pure ecstasy of sex and the high of cocaine sends a rush od addrenaline into me. I’ve had sex high before but never with Clay and never with someone as good as Clay.

One of his hands leaves my hip and ends up next to my head caging me in. I’ve always loved his hands, they’re bigger than mine and when they flex over his steering wheel and how they almost cover my entire face,

I wonder what it's like to have them on my neck…

I want them on my neck

I need them on my neck

So I tilt my head back and bat my eyelashes up at him hoping he’ll figure out what I want, but luck is never in my favor and he doesn’t realize what I want, so I grab his hand and place it on my neck looking back up at him,

“Are you sure baby?” He whispers

“Please” I try to come off as reassuring but it just comes out breathy

That’s all the reassuring he needs and he quickly squeezes my throat. It feels so fucking good, I roll my eyes to the back of my head and arch into his chest, I don’t see stars all I see is him hovering over me with a dumb smile and I think that if I were to die right now I wouldn’t be opposed to it.

After what seems like an eternity of no air he lets go and oxygen floods into my body as I tip my head back.

I can see him chuckling, “You're such a slut oh my lord”, while he keeps thrusting into me.

I don’t know why but he picks up my legs and throws them over my shoulder so when he thrusts into me he’s hitting deeper into me and he hit the back of my cervix

I stumble out a collection of swears and moans and I’m so close to reaching my peak and Clay knows it it because he’s picking up his pace and circling my clit like his life depends on it,

“C’mon doll cum for me scream out my name” and that’s what tips me over the edge my entire body comes undone and I cum screaming out his name for everyone in the parking lot to hear letting my head rest.

He come not far after with a few more thrusts, he doesn’t slip out we both the lay there on-top of each other just letting the moment sink in

His weight is on top of me while I brush through his hair, I relax a bit if I were to spend my whole life with Clay, would that be so bad?

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