#UR+ Certified

[lunartonehana]

marcy imagining anne and sasha as link and edelgard was not what i was expecting-

#amphibia crew ur not slick with the edelgard and sasha comparison 🤨 #amphibia #amphibia spoilers #lunartone.post #certified banger

[buttfrovski]

CREEK GOES MOTHER FUCKIN CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

#reblog if ur a certified creekhead #or don't .. it's okay if u hate me.. nobody really does except you apparently.. and my english teacher #south park

[bearforceone3]

alt tora outfit i did because i wanted to try something with her n52 design

#my art #dc comics #ice dc #tora olafsdotter #i have many #MANY #outfit sketches of her i just draw at random #if u ever want to develop a good grasp of a character you should draw them doing random stuff and in random outfits #draw them in a forklift certified shirt and ur mind will open

[whaliiwatching]

turn your back on spiderhood and become a limpet today!

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #warm ur hands in ur boyfriend’s pockets. price starts at Ability to Walk On Your Own #they will literally do this for hours btw #hobie decides no more social interaction and clings as noir goes about his business #then they go home and hobie STILL DOES THIS #watching gray movies. watching noir make gray sandwiches #noir is 110% okay with it. he finds it hilarious (and sweet) #everyone is terrified of the grumpy punk on his shoulder glaring knives #‘hey is hobie okay’ #‘yeah just don’t get within ten feet of him. slash me. we’re a package deal rn’ #(un)certified neurodivergent couple #(bc u know. time periods. but they are)

[vaggieslefteye]

ANGEL DUST, Famous Porn Star | 1x01 - Overture

"Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident! Wow!!"

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel edit #overture #my gifs #happy 100th post bb ilysm <3 #if i weren't such a purist in keeping the pilot and main series canons separate i WOULD have put ''i can suck ur dick'' as the quote. #this is the next best thing since it's clearly a callback to that ''riveting conversation'' they had lmao #Certified Redemption ☑︎

[fatuismooches]

I've been lurking around your blog for a while now [and was too afraid to send in an ask HAHA-] but I've got this teensy brainrot? That I wanna share oop

So y'know, Capitano's all big and strong. Our lovely soldier. I can't help but think maybe one day his helmet gets destroyed in a fight [however miraculous that may be]. So he just comes home to us, avoiding us entirely. Why? He's scared. He doesn't think his face would be satisfactory to us, or anyone, for that matter. So he's hiding.

But imagine assuring him that it's okay. We love him, face with scars and all ndbksnf I love strong men who's whipped for their S/O 😔☝

♡, 🌼

Certified Capitano simp™

ANOTHER CAPITANO SIMP?? WELCOME 🌼 ANON!!

And omfg yes, that's literally sooo cute🥺 For fluff reasons we'll ignore the circumstances of the helmet broken but😌 I imagine he has to find a way to cover his face since he doesn't want his soldiers seeing him like that either, so maybe he has like a cloth covering his face. He's getting looks from the soldiers since they're so accustomed to the helmet and the darkness behind it but that's the least of his worries right now. How are you going to react? Will you be scared? Frightened? Angry? Shun him? All of those are things he's experienced before.

You know there's a problem when Capitano doesn't enter through the front door of the mansion. He always does, and you're always there to greet him. Instead, you see him going through a side entrance from a window... and hm? He's not wearing his helmet? And that's when it clicks. He doesn't want you to see him without his helmet. You've come to realize it's not just a physical piece of equipment, but rather something he wears for his own mental sake around you. No matter how many times you've reassured him you'd love him all the same, no matter what's under the piece of metal, he simply patted your head and thanked you.

Of course, you were going to intercept him. He shouldn't be scared of what you'd think! And so you hurried to literally the other side of the house, which was actually quite a run. (The house is freaking huge and Capitano walks a mile with one footstep.) But you were too late. He had already entered your shared room with the door locked.

You gently knocked on the door and called his name. There was no response and you sighed, pressing your weight against the frame as you called his real name this time. At this point, he'd probably found another spare helmet to put on, but you couldn't leave.

You knew he was in there, you called, and you saw him. All you wanted was for him to feel comfortable around you, to be able to forget about his duties for a bit around you. And while you're aware of the reservations of his face around you, you want him to be able to trust him with it. That you'd never stop loving him regardless. And then the door opened a creak, and you took the opportunity with no hesitation. You rushed into the room and that's when you saw him <3.

You didn't care what anyone thought. Capitano was so beautiful to you. He seemed to take your silence negatively and began to pull away, but you quickly yanked him back and kisses him with all the love you could muster. And again. And again, which Capitano greatly enjoyed. You could always tell by the slight curve of his lips.

After, you couldn't help but bury your head into his chest, mumbling about how he hid his handsome face from you for so long. You found him wholly attractive, both inside and outside, you told him confidently. You loved him so, so much, you assured him. Capitano could only whisper another thank you and run his large hand up and down your back, hoisting you into his lap.

You give him sooo much smooches after that <3 You're sure to record this as the day you were first able to give him forehead and cheek kisses!

#smooches talks #🌼 anon #capitano love notes <3 #🥝 anon we've found ur ppl! #certified capitano simps UNITE #big strong (quiet) men who'd do anything for their lover FRRR #this went on longer than i thought bye #THERE WOULD BE MORE BUILDUP BUT I HAD TO CUT IT SHORT TBH #capitano x reader

[raceweek]

alex doing a podcast, one of the interviewers says georges name, he immediately calls him gorgeous and then proceeds to launch his campaign for george to start an onlyfans account. good morning

#also on the pod: alexs latest illness (tw weight discussion); ur discriminatory if ur a cat or dog only person and so logan cant be trusted #he wants to do an f1 intro with his cats; and the standard media moaning and ‘im smarter than lily IQ certified hehe’ness #alex albon #jeddah 2023

[ardentpoop]

#spn #he is SHOCKINGLY good at communicating for someone who grew up with only john and dean winchester to look up to #like im so sorry you're trapped with him baby girl . ur stronger than me i wouldve screamed my head off at him several eps ago #which in dean's head would justify him behaving the way he has which would make me Certifiably Insane #this relationship makes me want to rip all my hair out lmao it's so stressful to watch #5.05

[insinirate]

no context self indulgent villain doodles

#oc #gale delacroix #bark art #valued #certified el woowoo moment #(vine voice) UR JUST. LIKE. UR FATHER.

[fishareglorious]

Oh? Thats an interesting thing to know about her.

#reverse 1999 #vila #certified storm moments #apparently she does not do damage is strictly a healer/buffer? #not a meta guy so all terminology goes over my head #Youtube #merui's 1.8 livestream will be tomorrow and you bet ur ass im spoiling myself #beware but i will tag 1.8 spoilers appropriately

[paul-newmans-sauce]

i havent watched the dollars trilogy in like a year but blondie would either have a screentime of 24 seconds or hes watching facebook reels while driving

#the dollars trilogy #the man with no name #clint eastwood #that post about modern things the man with no name would love had me thinking #op if u see this i love that post ur so right #certified newmans own

[woetoy]

wait u should show the button up 🥺🫶 u got this

the silliest one I have atm! but I need something MORE embarrassing!!! >:)

#sona #art #? #feels silly since its a photo drawover #also tysm ur a certified sweetie pie #woetoyart

[wantbytaemin]

happy bday to my number one guy, king of my heart and the true big boss, M @linoguy 💖🤎

#uhm. little cough to clear throat hope ur ready for the elaboration. #us at planet idiot is kinda funny and kinda apt i think. wasn’t going specifically for them two but it comes naturally i think #wanted a parallel of me being a wildcat on your shoulder who hisses at everyone but likes u <3 #car pic obviously me bringing you bday flowers. too many to fit in the backseat. also i choose red roses bc ❤️ #one bebito one leather lino and two of your ladies! good ratio in my head #<- btw he’s certified bebito! M approved (don’t ask if i went through your engine blog to Make Sure) #ENTIRE* not engine #and middle pic is you <3 #i hope you like it if you knew how nervewrackinv this was for me for SOME reason. ANYWAY thank you so much for being my friend i really #really really appreciate you a lot and though I’m not like skilled at editing or a content creator or whatever else i wanted to give you #Something at least even if it’s small & silly 🫶🏻

[night-triumphantt]

Didi <3 (@sysba)

If u don’t love her we simply can’t be friends

#Edith Blake #certified blorbo in law #my art #triumphantt art #this is days before u find her cutting her hair into the sink bc she got annoyed w the length #but I wanted to see it bc it looks cute on her <3 #Kiara does not offer to help w the haircut instead she sits on the counter bc clearly this is the perfect time to tell #her older sister a story she’d otherwise not care ab #fjskdjsksjs #I love them ur honor

[copias-cape]

The Gremlin said 🔥😈🔥 in Quebec City

#im a certified aether girlie but my god #dew is just soooooo #and?? hes so talented?? he literally never misses #ur honor he is a MUSICIAN #ill be so sad when tonights ritual is done but wow what a whirlwind these past few days have been #quebec city ritual #ghost #the band ghost #dew #fire #ghoul #ghouls #my video #video #my ritual #year zero

[fatuismooches]

Hi! Long time no see I know I know, I just wanna talk about the splash art because I saw it and it set off something in my brain... For fragile reader ofc

They're dancing, behind reader's bg is, like you said, nature, outside world, foxttore, blah blah blah, but behind dottore is.... His lab, with his segments behind him, but what's interesting is it's your bed. With IV drips, and behind him, on your wrist that's on his shoulder, is an IV drip (only shows on his side),, the segments have long gloves and face masks as if they're going to perform surgery and. I'm too sleep deprived to continue the thought but basically

Reader is living in a world with their desire to be okay again, outside in nature, dance freely while dottore is represents reality, that they're not fine and they'll be forever confined in his lab, desperately clinging on to life

Yep, I'm still in for angst

(x) WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS... but I love it anyway. The stark contrast between your dreams and his reality. Your dreams are bright and hopeful. You dream of being healthy, so you try your best to ignore reality. But Dottore is the opposite. Dreams have no worth to him, reality is what is tangible, it is where you exist, and you are what matters. You probably know that too but, you can't help but ignore it, after all you've been through. But that's okay with Dottore. He can shoulder the burden with you. Even if another eternity passes and your condition remains stagnant. He can only keep swearing that he'll turn your dreams into reality... maybe not now, maybe not for a while, but one day, for sure.

(Fluff time) Still, in a way you balance each other out. He keeps you grounded in reality even though it's painful sometimes, and you help him relax and forget about the stresses of reality as well.

WBDWDB KAI I MISSED YOU!! I was like :DD!! when i saw you in the inbox and then i turned to 💔 at the angst... classic Kai move... regardless im glad you're here... *huge hug* And i see you've been simping for Boothill eh? Me too. Me too. I love that silly guy.

#smooches talks #moots: kai <3 #dottore love notes <3 #fragile reader <3 #playable reader <3 #ur brainrots always eat <333 #“nature outside world foxttore blah blah blah took me out” 😭 #i should also say im a certified sunday kisser as well #u make me want to write more angst w them ouhh...