#UR-NET

[lizzydizzyyo]

KOSA (ANTI-QUEER AND OTHER MINORITY CENSORSHIP BILL) IS GOING TO GO INTO VOTING PERIOD IN SEPTEMBER. CALL YOUR REPS TO TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND NOT PASS IT.

#net neutrality #signal boost #important #KOSA #us politics #lgbtq+ #whump community #i have a feeling if they discover what whump this bill is also gonna affect our trope/community so pls if ur american go call your reps #me

[afterthelambs]

Persona 5 and to some extent the fandom tries to make us feel bad that Goro Akechi killed Haru's father but like that guy is basically the fast food equivalent of elon musk complete with space obsession, disrespecting his daughter, and workers abuse, and also his palace gave me a migraine so frankly im glad his ass is dead everyone say thank you akechi

#sorry to haru i know he's ur dad but like. think about it. this feels like a net positive #now wakaba on the other hand i feel bad for #goro akechi #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #haru okumura #p5r akechi #my post

[fatuismooches]

I've been thinking about how Genshin merchandise for Dottore and [Name] would be like, and I've come up with two!

The first would be a plush version on Dottore and [Name], their holding each other's cute plush hands and there would be this tag or sign next to them saying "WARNING: THIS IS A SET, DO NOT SEPARATE"

The second would be Foxtorre and sparrow! [Name], and the segments would be cute little fuzz balls with tiny beaks and a big glowing red eye, all abit unique to differentiate between eachother. Omega would have his usual ruin guard core eye thing instead of a big red eye, theta (that's webttore right??) would have messy fur that's got blood splattered here and there. Zandy would be noticeably the smallest and would have the softest fur compared to all of the segments, and I'd like to think he can fit under/is attached under one of sparrow![Name]'s wing.

This out of context but i live for sharktorre 🙏, I'd like to think that [Name] crochet their own sharktorre and foxtorre plushies and they just sit on their bed for them to cuddle, the segments are definitely abit (very) jealous because why would you need to cuddle some plushies when they're right there?? They're 100% more comfortable just ask, they'll drop whatever they're doing for you ❤️

AHHHH AGREE WITH EVERYTHING IN THIS ASK...!! Oh gosh, Pantalone would definitely be the one behind the whole thing. Why? Because you best believe his pockets are being FILLED with the merchandise of you and Dottore. After all, let's not forget about the totally not obsessive fan club... sold out in a day. (And you didn't even ask for a cut when he asked your opinion/permission on it! You just wanted a free copy of each plushie! [Note: He asked you and not Dottore. Let's just say the Harbinger was not happy that random people were buying merch of him and his beloved. He totally doesn't have one inside his desk to squish when he's bored.])

You were the one who proposed that the plush versions of you two should not be separated. In fact, that was how Pantalone marketed the whole thing... let's just say it worked very well. (Definitely starts to consult you more).

I can just imagine the real Foxttore's reaction when suddenly you have a non-moving version of it... are you trying to replace it? It's so much better than that inferior thing! Probably bites it a few times and when it doesn't react it, glares at it before cuddling up to you. You're very amused. Yeah, plushie Foxttore is cute and all, but you got the real-life thing here! It obviously gets all the attention. Also, the plushie of raven Dottore would be a lot bigger than sparrow [Name]... you could definitely tuck the two closely to each other!! And the fuzz balls of the segments,, they definitely get made into keychains too hehe (you've attached them to your bag).

I live for Sharkttore as well, I mean, look at those teeth. Reader definitely makes their own plushies so Zandy wouldn't be lonely and night and so you wouldn't be either. I can imagine, if you like leaving your plushies on your bed, how much the segments and Dottore have to fight to fit on your bed comfortably... (you get mad if they try to toss them to the side).

#smooches talks #dottore love notes <3 #imagine being a fatui agent and casually comparing ur merch of your favorite harbinger with ur friend #CUTE CUTE CUTEEEE SDBEWDE #eating them cutely!! #reader def has a hanging net to put all their plushies when they have to fix their bed!! (they have a lot of the segments and etc hehe)

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!! #zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down* #i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆 #THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction) #when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark) #ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it* #while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)] #surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double! #uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2) #and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave}) #wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze??? #i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........ #*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are... #i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard! #yakuei

[americankimchi]

bg3 is so funny because astarion's approval rating with my bard tav was like.... 55 or smth by the end of the game and with my paladin tav it's sitting at a cool 80 or so at the beginning of act 3

#personal #AND THAT 55 TOOK AGES TO SCRAPE TOGETHER TOO..... #most of the story choices im making w my paladin were the same as my first playthrough as well #romancing astarion nets you so many approval changes it's insane #astarion in the epilogue w my bard tav: ur my best friend #my bard tav glancing at his char sheet: wait are u fr rn or

[iraprince]

also re my last answer: whenever i say "nobody actually cares if there are mistakes, nobody's going through your work with a fine tooth comb," stuff like that -- i knowwwwww that's not 100% accurate 100% of the time. i KNOW there are joyless weirdos out there who get off on like, picking ppl's stuff apart unprovoked, esp if they've already decided they don't like you or whatever, and people who nitpick anatomy and canon accuracy and shit like that 24/7 blah blah blah. i get anxious about it too, if i let myself think about it too hard.

but the point is that when i say "nobody actually cares" or "nobody is being as critical of your stuff as you are," what i mean is like.... "nobody pleasant to be around," lmao. "nobody cool." "nobody coming to your art and engaging with it in good faith."

taking a little private sip of haterade in your group chat once in a while or whatever is so normal (and nobody can do anything abt that, and nobody should spend a lot of time worrying abt it), but in terms of the person you're fearing will like, pull their pants down and take a big unsolicited shit on your art in public bc you drew a wonky arm or something? do u actually want to impress that person? is that who ur actually trying to reach w ur stuff? bc i'm not personally interested in that guy, lmao

#it reminds me of all the cynical meanspirited 'more accurate' edits of the 'holy shit! two cakes!' meme #where ppl are like UHHHHHH what ACTUALLY happens is everyone IGNORES my little cake and only cares abt the big cake #like. well yeah. that happens. it hurts ur feelings and it sucks #but the actual point and the actually helpful mindset is that u are putting creative work out there and it's going to end up a net positive #and also normal cool well adjusted ppl are not coming to the table primed to be hostile to ur cake #ALSO it literally does not matter if some ppl hate ur stuff also but that's a totally different issue

[sporesgalaxy]

idk if youve talked abt it or not, but whats pierres opinions on red hair? considering buggys... "hatred" for shanks and his status as a warlord?

Okay I recieved this ask a while ago and wrote a little script for the idea almost immediately but idk if I will get around to drawing it, so!!!! Here You Go:

[Buggy is continuing to recount his wild escape from Impel Down and subsequent participation in the Battle of Marineford to Pierre]

B: --and then, of all people, SHANKS showed up!!! >:(

P: Red Haired Shanks? The Emperor?

B: Red Haired Shanks the insufferable BASTARD!! Red Haired Shanks the BANE of my FUCKING existence!!!!!

P: [laughs a little] Huh! I didn't know you had beef with him.

•••

B: It's not just BEEF, Pierro!!! Did I ever tell you what he did to me?!

P: No, what?

B: He's the reason I can't swim!!! Think of how much treasure that's cost me!!!

P: He gave you your devil fruit?

B: NO!!!!!! He ruined my plan to sell it!

[Buggy recounts The Backstory the same way he told it to Luffy in the comic]

P: ...Wait...so, he saved your life?

B: [snippy] He's the reason I almost died in the first place!!!!

P: Oh, yeah. Huh...

P: ...

B: [suspicious] What?! If you've got somethin to say, spit it out!!

[Pierre scratches the back of his head, a little embarassed he was so obviously Thinking Something]

P: Did all that happen while you were on Gol D. Roger's crew?

B: [makes a face] ...Oh, yeah. You know about that, huh?

P: [shrugs] It was all over the news after Impel Down.

B: [curt] Yeah. I met Shanks on Roger's crew. What about it?

P: ...It's just crazy to think you almost left then, I guess.

B: ...

[Buggy takes another drink]

P: ...so did Shanks cheat at cards or anything?

B: Oh, CONSTANTLY!!!

B: Of course, so did I, because we're pirates, but no one ever believed me when I caught him in the act!!!

#centipierre #1pc #asks #Pierre voice wow so the cool strong pirate emperor youve known forever was also kinda the sole reason you stayed with the Roger pirates? #and ur like unhealthily fixated on this story that was obviously a net positive for you and seems to confirm how much this guy liked you? #thats crazy. was he ever annoying? does he even have flaws? can he turn into a bigger centipede than me #<- ''pierre barely said anything though'' this is because he is stupid ☝️🤓 #he has problems . someone should throw rocks at him #chucklebuggy

[squipdop]

haha what if you were an internationally wanted jewel thief and i was the saviour of the japanese police and we kissed and we were both boys haha jk jk ... unless? 😳 😳

#DCMK #KaiShin #kaitou kid #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #detective conan #magic kaitou #ur honor theyre . gay #Nudel draws stuff #theyve been on my brain again after i was freed for. seven years. #and man. Man. #been going thru the ao3 tag and might have to actually go thru ff net one of these days bc im mostly looking for Good Long Fics and #i finished a LOT of the good long ones on ao3 by now #this is a gentle call for ppl to send me fic reccs if they feel so inclined btw ill love u forever #anything 80k+ is perfect but ill also start at 20k

[donniesexceptionalmind]

*Sigh*- Apologies but- Ur Mom

Never had one.

#:] #donnies exceptional mind #donnie answers #turtle net #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #ur mom #weird asks

[whumpshaped]

.

#so im working on some disabled whumper stuff #bc i got many good prompts for it #and i keep thinking abt this one guy who i think highlights how “prosthetics can be useful but overall theyre clunky and bothersome” #i used to play tabletennis right #and this guy was missing a leg #so he'd wear the prosthetic leg when walking around bc it was easier #then take it off before he came to play #he was a MEAN fucking player bro i love him #i remember my doubles partner saying 'ive heard theres a rule for not dropping the ball right behind the net' #'bc wheelchair users cant reach it' #and he grinned and said 'oh dont worry abt it. hit the ball wherever u like' #him and his doubles partner OBLITERATED us😭😭 #to be very fair these were men in their 40s and we were like 12 #but like we have been competitively playing at that point for years and years and years #i lost soooo many matches to this man ok #AND I ALSO MUST HIGHLIGHT. DO U UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MOVEMENT IS NEEDED WHEN U PLAY DOUBLES #U NOT ONLY HAVE TO REACH THE BALL #UR CONSTANTLY TRYING TO AVOID CRASHING INTO UR PARTNER #WHILE ALSO LETTING THEM REACH THE BALL #THAT MAN WAS NIMBLE #i think abt him a lot #also one time when i was like 9 we were sharing one changing room in the sports centre #and i didnt know that #(we were usually all afab so it wasnt unusual that the other changing room stayed locked when we had like one (1) man there) #(we'd just take turns it was no biggie) #(especially at like 8pm) #and i go into the room and theres a Leg #BRO I ALMOST SCREAMED AJSJDKSKSKSKSKSK #anyway..... back to writing. but i think abt him every time i question whether a disabled person would be able to do A Thing #irlshaped

[dallasurr]

oh we’re such a mess but i get depressed at the thought of losing you

#they’re playing acnh #simon is trying to fish and grace is hitting him with a net #infinity train #simon laurent #grace monroe #grimon #grace infinity train #simon infinity train #infinity train fanart #samantha infinity train #the cat infinity train #chicken choice judy #blahaj #they’re t4t and bi4bi ur honor

[viciousewe]

*sighs* can’t make anything easy for myself can I?

I was sliding around the internet and saw this skirt from SHEIN.

And immediately thought I can make that better! In beautiful linen! With massive pockets! So I got to work. Step one. I’ve been wanting a wrap circle skirt for a while so cool let’s do that. So I cut out the half circle, easy peaky. Well. I did not have enough fabric for the flounce after that. (Literally the time between seeing this pic and measuring fabrics was like. 15min lol) so I went on the website I got the linen from and they no longer offered it in the weight I needed!! Ok well. I do have a heavier linen in my stash already and I didn’t really want to pay more for shipping then for the fabric anyways. So I will use that. A waistband with the thicker fabric would be better anyways and the ruffle would have some nice heft plus I was gonna leave the edge raw and the thicker fabric would ravel just a little nicer imo.

But then.

I saw some cotton lace at the back of my stash. That would be hella cute!!! Only it was only 2 in wide. But that got me thinking about lace and um. Crocheted lace. That’s insane tho right? I already have a perfectly good solution and I haven’t crocheted a full piece in like 6 years….

Anyways I spent the morning before work sampling/relearning lol. I’m gonna have to make like 3 yards since I want a 2x times gathered ruffle.

#me: I can’t start anymore yarn projects until I finish at least 2 current wips #also me: this is a sewing project I can do what I want #anyways I’ve barely started the sample but shout out to crochet it’s fast even when ur slow at it #I almost can’t believe myself I ignoring a perfectly good solution that is in line with The Vision but I turn my back on it #I say almost because I’ve lived with me for 30 years I do kno what I’m like at this point lol #but yeah it might actually be doable??? #I might be being a little optimistic because one row of single crochet on a 6in size 10 crochet cotton still took me like 10min #but I’m fast at chaining and I wanna do a net design for the bulk of it #might go down a yarn size tho so it gathers nicely #also have had NiN closer on loop this whole time so it’s like #me whispering to my sewing projects ‘u let me complicate u’ #crochet #yarn #sewing #hand sewing

[lunetual]

HIFI UN!CORN'S SHUTO ✧ 230627 ENDING FAIRY

#hifi un!corn #hifi unicorn #hapayu #shuto #fukushima shuto #mine: gif #hapayu.meg #kflops #nugudom #nugunet #kbandsnet #<- im not sure if this is an open net alfk;djasljk;df but if it's not please lmk !!! #dearestmillie #hijaehyukkies #useroro #siyuantag #userbbie #usermairin #hi friends....forcibly placing this liddol kband boy in front of ur eyes #he's not even my guy but he rlly went all out for this ending fairy... and for what? to NOT be gifed on tumblr dot com for like five notes? #had 2 give him the chance at least.

[craycraybluejay]

are we gonna have to start making fake IDs in the opposite direction (posing as younger rather than older) to get data protections afforded to minors in some countries?????? because actually the state of the internet not only using all your data as it pleases but actively stealing your creative work is abysmal. ok google i am now eternally a teenager STOP TOUCHING MY DATA !!!

#fuck the internet #fuck ai everything #i have only ever heard of fake IDs adjusting age upward for more independence or to change ur identity #but now i think as this ai monster tries to eat everything we're going to have to #either have a professional clean all our data off the net and never touch a computer again and go back to typewriters and paper and pen #or get fake IDs and a bunch of complicated programs trying to protect users from the inevitavle death of the internet #i wonder if i posted fic written with paper and pen as images if ai could datascrape the given text? #i think for the time being i'm going to start trying to move my work to more secure means and maybe organize a protest #is 'stop bludgeoning the internet to death with your robots' a good slogan? #or something simple like 'theft isn't art. you cannot replace us' #idk comment ur thoughts #in truth if i thought i could have a viable career without online advertising right off the bat i'd swear off the internet #but as it stands the quickest way to network and gain clients and recognition is by advertising and being a real person online #i wish i could hire some online security expert or other to protect me :/

[rusquared]

its not really romance that i want so much as the quiet moment when u look at someone u love doing something mundane and u must interrupt this normalcy with a hug or a kiss or a hand hold. not unlike when ur just chilling and ur cat decides it needs all of your affection RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW

#btw love is terrifying to hold in ur heart #especially familial love #u r my safety net and all i have known and i am terrified to acknowledge how much u mean to me and how much i owe u #i am a different person trying to leave my childhood home but i am scared to reject you #but if i embrace you do i lose myself? im sorry. i love you

[swaymarked]

okay cmac is fine. thank the lord but take this as a lesson: do not hit your goalie bbg

#bruins lb #jokes #sorta #im so glad he’s good but for those of u that don’t know I’m abt to spread some goalie knowledge #hitting a tendy in butterfly can injure us so bad #and I mean So Bad #because of the way the hips are positioned #so it doesn’t matter who does it/if it’s on purpose #getting a net run injury can fuck your career #anyway yap sesh over #love u chucky glad ur okay