BEES KNEES -
[ jeon jungkook x reader ]
KOOK ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ ᰔ
jungkook: i long for our reunion my sweet gum drop >.<
[read 01:27]
jungkook: ok
i’m sorry
y/n: what is wrong with you
jungkook: a lot
y/n: yeah
jungkook: yeah
y/n: ur like so peculiar
jungkook: thanks ^_^
is that a compliment?
y/n: not really
jungkook: oh
y/n: it’s like
how are you real
jungkook: birth
y/n: yeah
jungkook: yeah
y/n: ur such a interesting man
jungkook: thank you baby!!!!
y/n: still not a compliment
jungkook: oh
namjoon just said something about bees knees
do bees have knees?
y/n: couldn’t tell you kook
jungkook: that’s really sad if they don’t
how are the supposed to bend their knees if they have none?
y/n: idk babe
jungkook: give me head please
y/n: oh
jungkook: bee issue really getting to me
y/n: ???
are you saying talking about bees got you horny
jungkook: no
wait
maybe
possibly
idk
y/n: kook
jungkook: i’ll cry
y/n: ur always crying
jungkook: i’m a emotional man
y/n: i know
jungkook: today i cried about bees not having knees
y/n: …
jungkook: tears are falling as i type
y/n: ur a lot to deal with
jungkook: i also cried cuz i thought i didn’t kiss you when i left but then i remembered i did so then i stopped crying
and then i started crying again cuz imagined what would happen if i just got stabbed and died on the spot
and then i cried because i was about to buy a doughnut and imagined i dropped the doughnut on the floor and bugs crawled into it
y/n: did you end up dropping the doughnut?
jungkook: no
y/n: there’s something about you
jungkook: 💓
y/n: no
jungkook: sorry
y/n: it’s ok
jungkook: i’m in hospital right now
y/n: what
jungkook: i’m in hospital
y/n: are you being fr?
jungkook: yeah
y/n: ????????????????????????????
jungkook: namjoon said he thinks i have frostbite in my hands
yoongi said it’s probably rabies
but namjoon said it’s not
so we are here to check if i have frostbite
when i say we i mean me and joon
not yoongi
namjoon told yoongi to stay at the studio
i kinda wish yoongi came with us
namjoon is stressing me out
why is he talking about bees knees that’s just really disrespectful
yoongi wouldn’t do this to me
y/n: yoongi would tell you u have like stage 4 cancer and are gonna die in the next 2 minutes
jungkook: no he wouldn’t
y/n: he would
jungkook: he said i had rabies
y/n: see
close enough
but anyways
ur in the fucking hospital kook???
why didn’t you open with that
jungkook: what are we opening
y/n: what
jungkook: what
y/n: why does namjoon think you have frostbite?
jungkook: idk babe i thought frostbite was a food this whole time
y/n: ??
jungkook: doesn’t frostbite sound so yummy
y/n: no
jungkook: yes i would like a bit of frostbite please >_<
hold the cream
what does that even mean
like wdym hold the cream
9 times out of 10 they are already holding the cream
cuz they were like gonna give it to you
so ur telling someone to do something they are already doing
that’s so stupid
hold the cream
y/n: yeah
jungkook: do you get me babe
y/n: i try
jungkook: that’s really hot
i could go to the bathroom rn
y/n: ok?
go then
do you need to pee?
make sure you tell joon ur going
don’t just walk off ok??
jungkook: i don’t need to pee
y/n: oh ok
jungkook: don’t you want nudes
y/n: don’t you have frostbite
is it painful?????
are you not pain
why are you talking about nudes rn
jungkook: i miss you
y/n: that’s nice baby but like i’m fr are you not in pain???
jungkook: horny pain
y/n: jungkook
jungkook: i’m gonna cry
y/n: stop it
jungkook: uughhhhhhh
(thats me crying btw)
y/n: i hope the frostbite takes you for good
jungkook: where is mr frostbite taking me omg?????????
new york?
i hope it’s new york
i love america
stand for the flag
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈
babe are you standing????
y/n: suddenly i have no legs
jungkook: ohmygod
just like the bees have no knees….
y/n: i thought we didn’t know if they had knees or not
jungkook: stop.
y/n: woah ok?????
jungkook: i’m getting emotional again
y/n: jeon jungkook
jungkook: i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
what did i do?????
i’m sorry
i’ll never do it again
mean it
i promise
IM SORRY OHMYGOF IM SORRY BABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞💔💔💔💔😞😞😞😞😞😞😞💔💔😔😔😔😔😖😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i’m sorry pls forgive me
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
hello do you forgive me it’s ok if you don’t
if you want me run over rn i’ll make it happen
i’m gone
what do you want my last words to be
should i make my death painful or do you want me to do it quick
i’m sorry
babe i’m sorry
i am i’m really sorry
y/n: i told you to tell namjoon if you were going to walk off
joon is panicking cuz it’s almost ur turn to be seen
go back go joon now jungkook
jungkook: r u mad?
why did you call namjoon joon and me jungkook not kook
or kookie
or babe
or baby
r u mad at me???? be honest
y/n: yes
jungkook: NOOOOOOSOOSOO😭🥺😞😞😞😔😔😔😔🥺😭🥺🥺😞😔😔😔😔💔💔☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺😭😞☹️💔💔💔😢😔🥺🥺😣😣🥲😢🥺🥺🥺🥺😞🥺😔😔☹️😢💔😣😣🥲😢😔😔😞🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😔🥺😔😔😢😢😢😔😔😢😢😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😢😢😔☹️☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔😣😣🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲😢😢😢☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
felltomy knees inthw legoshop😢
y/n: the lego shop?
jungkook: yeah
you know it???
place you can buy lego
i like lego
have you watched the lego movie?
i love the lego movie
everything is awesomeeeeeee^_^!!!
y/n: we watch the lego movie every friday ofc i know the lego movie are you stupid????
jungkook: do you think i have rabies?
y/n: how tf did you get to a lego store? you were in the hospital not even 5 minutes ago
jungkook: i’m good at travelling
y/n: go back to the hospital
jungkook: ok but do you think i have rabies?
y/n: i think you have a lot more than rabies
jungkook: fuck do you think salmonella’s got me too?
y/n: are you going back to the hospital yes or no?
jungkook: yes
but then again jimin said it could be aw tysm
y/n: aw tysm?
what
jungkook: aw tysm
y/n: oh my god
jungkook
fucking autism
you idiot
….
just let out the the biggest sigh known to man btw
wow ur stressing me out
jungkook: r u mad at me??
y/n: how far away are you from the hospital?
jungkook: yes
y/n: wdym yes?
jungkook:
??
y/n: you just
jungkook: just one day
one night
pls stay with me
LOL
did you think i was namjoon
did you???
right then when i said that
did you think i was kim namjoon
y/n: you just leave me in like a state of shock after every conversation
ur not real
jungkook: babe u think namjoon wears a bra??
y/n: LMAOSODDKKDDK
WHATSYSYYSSHDJDND
WHATSHDJDJDJKXKDJFJF
WHAT IS WRIong WITHYOU sizyhshsndjdjfmdcksjsckcm
jungkook: are you having like an allergic reaction or something????
can you answer my question please baby oh i’m curious yeah shinee core 🥺
y/n: wow ur so insane i do i love you
jungkook: rizzzzzzzzzzzz 😝
y/n: ok stop taking to me now
jungkook: ofc i’m sorry have a good day babe 🫶🏻
—
silly little autism joke in there but it’s ok cuz i’m autistic so fuck you don’t shoot me ok? ok
this is just to hold you guys over until i get my shit together and because if i didn’t post this now would of sat rotting in my drafts forever
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