It’s my personal belief that after a few years spent in the apocalypse, Five started coming up with roasts to use on the rest of his siblings when he saw them again
And like yes of course it was a coping mechanism but it spurred him on to keep going — he couldn’t give up until he tore each of them to absolute shreds
But also I think it’s just objectively hilarious to think of Five at seventeen, at twenty-six, at thirty-four, at forty-eight, just stopping whatever he’s doing because he came up with a killer comeback and just HAS to write it down
“Omg Dolores can you imagine the look on Diego’s face when I call him discount Batman? That’s gonna be so funny”
this might be the best video i’ve ever made, and it’s now 100% canon i asked steve blackman
[Video ID: It’s a TUA caramelldansen meme. The first part, where the sound is muffled, shows a still of Ben from 3x08 on the balcony, looking miffed. At the bottom, you can see the colors changing. Halfway through, the music gets louder, and the video changed to clips of the Umbrella Bros dancing during the bachelor party. /end ID]