#Un Real Stuff

[theswedishpajas]

Old man yaoi!!!!!

#my art stuff #digital art #my little pony #mlp g4 #mlp fim #discord #discord mlp #humanization #human #the elder scrolls #tes v skyrim #tes iv oblivion #skyrim #oblivion #sheogorath #oK I WAS LOSING MY MIND OVER THE HOOKS ON THEIR CLOTHES #I wanted sheo to have hidden hooks cus that completes the way his clothes drape across him in my brain #but I got anxious me making the shape more shape-y would look weird without visible support of some kind #so I un-hid the hidden hooks #BUT I KNOW HOW THEY WOULD WORK ON REAL CLOTHES I SWEAR #AND HE’D NEVER BE SEEN WITH SHITTY HOOK CLASP WHATEVER WORK LIKE THIS #THIS IS A ROOKIE MISTAKE IN SEWING CUS IT’S EASIER ON THE BRAIN TO DO #BUT I NEEDED TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE SEE THERE’S SOMETHING THERE #KEEPING HIS SHIRT COAT THING CLOSED OTHER THAN HIS BELT #it just??? something about the way it looks feels like there’s no way it’s only held together by a belt #and I needed to fix it TM #I’m nowhere near a pro in sewing but I know random specific things and the basics #I’ve sewn several garments that I wear on the daily and I’ve made them WELL #But I just!!! idk!!! I know what I’m doing with the art and I need to make sure that’s known!!! #it was a questionable decision for me to leave the lil holes you sew around visible like that but I had to give people SOMETHING fsr!!!!!

[partywithponies]

I love period works based on relatively recent decades that are built entirely out of the childhood nostalgia of the people making them, and as such end up being just as much time capsules of the time they were made as the time they're set.

Like. I don't know if I'm wording this right. But "show or film based on a particular decade but entirely from the real memories yet flawed nostalgia glasses of a writer who was a kid at the time" is always going to be very much a product of its time. Like. Grease and Happy Days, both set in the 50s, could only ever have been made in the 70s and early 80s. Hairspray (the original film) and Heartbeat, both set in the 60s, could only ever have been made in the late 80s and the 90s. Ashes to Ashes, set in the early 80s, could only ever have been made in the late 00s. And Turning Red, set in the early 00s, could only ever have been made in the 2020s.

Because none of those works are true accurate depictions of what those years were objectively actually like. They're true accurate depictions of what those years felt like, if you were twelve at the time.

And that's something future generations of writers are never going to be able to quite emulate in quite the same way.

#it's like #when I was 12 it was 2008 #the market crashed #there was war in the middle east #obama became president #and there was a real sense of paranoia and fear about terrorism in London only three years on from the 7/7 bombings #I remember all of that #but if someone asked me to write something about 2008 as I remember it all of that stuff is just gonna be tucked away in the background #I'm gonna be waxing lyrical about Ed and Oucho on TV and Scouting For Girls on the radio #and the way cool boys refused to be seen in public with their hair un-spiked when they ran out of hair gel #and playing with your mate's new blackberry in the school loos and hiding your headphone wires up the sleeve of your jumper #that's what 2008 was like. that's the way I remember it

[vspin]

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#bro asstarion fans are so un fun #he somehow attracted the most miserable dense people on earth #you post stuff for fun and people start fighting and then insulting you like wtf #he isnt real #they take stuff so seriously like it's not that deep #o.0

[minionsunclee]

i hope theyre gay that’d be cool

#d20 neverafter #neverafter #d20 rosamund #d20 cinderella #please #yuri realness #you dont need a prince when you un have a princess or something #you dont wanna be homophobic do you brennan #lgbts🏳️‍🌈 #i love tumblr tags its so fun to just write silly stuff #also i think rosamund walks on tippytoes all the time

[booperbeanv3]

me writing TIME IS THE ENEMY in all my notebooks as if I don't dream of Dave Strider each night

#when beck said his time was a piece of wax falling on a termite that's choking on the splinters #THAT was real tho #soy un perdedor mf #bean stuff #homestuck

[party-lemon]

being asexual is, most of the time, like "yeah, okay, this is cool, this part of me is super neat" and then, sometimes, you're among allo people who talk about sex semi-casually (and that's okay!) and you're like "wait that's a real thing that real people do, holy shit??" and you feel severely disconnected from everything and everyone

#most of the time it's fine #I'm not a prude by any means #but when the only time you really think about that stuff is when you see it on the internet #it just feels less real #so when i have these realizations that it is in fact. not just strictly in smutty lil fanfics or on tumblr posts #i get a little sad and sick feeling because it's kind of isolating #i just feel...weird. and un-normal. and i know i shouldn't and most of the time i don't. but yeah #i hope I'm not alone in this #I'm proud of who i am but it can be a bit...lonely? i guess sometimes #asexual #asexuality #lgbtq

[randomnameless]

And this,

This is why real life history or real life events shouldn't be used in fandom wars because you end up with posts that are not only borderline, but downright insulting to real life people, and real life memories of events that should not be used as "gotcha" point to prop pixels!

I know the Fodlan games have a tendency to blame the victims of aggression for "starting the war" by, uh, not offering their heads and lands on a platter when an invader asks for it, but it's a game made by people who wanted to make money and sell waifu merch in a gacha!

This? This thing????

I do not want to make any calls or assumptions about how education is organised in different countries because I don't have enough clues to make a well thought post, and it has never been that blog's purpose, but what the actual fuck?

Is Poster 1 thinking about an uchronia or a real world AU where, the real world nation that lost nearly 20% of its population, had around 90% of its jewish population exterminated, especially by an ordinate system of extermination in camps, that can still be visited today as a testimony of the worst humanity can offer -

Is Poster 1 saying "imagine an AU" where where Poland started the very real WW2??? To make a point about a video game and a bunch of pixels?

Who are the Holocaust deniers, Poster 2, the so-called Mooners or the dude(tte?) who goes "Real life AU : Imagine if Poland who saw 90% of its jewish population being exerminated started the WW2 lol"?

#real life issues #fandom woes #coup de gueule #i don't really like making post like these because I want to make this blog a fandom blog full of nonsense and jokes #and sometimes meta about games or manga or other stuff #ut this thing is complete and utter shitty behaviour #and what's worse is how this is on a public server #keep your conspiracies and negationist AU to your telegram accounts #if this Fodlan seriously says maybe the people who are attacked and rolled over deserved it it sucks but it's a fictional game #but implying the same thing about real life events and real life nations and real life people? #you don't make real life history AUs about events like these when survivors are very much still alive #just to prop something up #and in a tasteless comment in a flame/fandom war #aussi c'est quoi le truc avec le black ops qui a commencé la guerre ? genre c'est un truc qu'on apprend à la fac et pas au lycée?

[psqqa]

okay wait, because i can never edit tags on poll posts and the notes on that one are like genuinely catching me off guard: do americans for real not use duvet covers? like as a rule? across the entire country? like you’re all just using random blankets or quilts and shit all the time? and then sticking a sheet between you and the blanket pile? or is this one of those “depends on where you are but obviously each regional standard is considered universal by its adherents” situations?

#un-fucking-fathomable #like for real you guys don’t have a nice heavy yet poofy feather or something filled plain blanket #that you stuff into a nicely patterned bag? #that matches your pillowcases? #that you change out and wash on a regular basis? #this is unheard of to you all?? #you all just do a bunch of sheet tucking every day and hope for the best? #fucking wild #although it does explain why quilting is such a Thing i guess #if you’re actually using them to sleep under and just as like…..daytime bed decoration or whatever #*and NOT just like daytime bed decoration or whatever #apologies for missing that critical sentence word #ditto the ‘comforter set’ phenomenon #really couldn’t figure out what function that was meant to be serving at all

[transsexualunderground]

i'm bored so have images of locomotives i like and some short descriptions of them

1: THE FLYING BUFFERBEAM (Peckett No. 1900)

Standard gauge and only 5'9". Very short for an engine indeed! A short king.

2: BECKTON GASWORKS NO. 25

This guy's, like, at most 8 feet tall. ALSO very short for an engine.

3: THE PLAZA LIBERTAD, ILOILO CITY ENGINE (888)

Just LOOK at that funnel! It's ridiculously big and I love that. Such a fun design.

4: KCS 2037

This engine's kinda sentimental to me because it was the first one I ever saw IRL, noted down the number of, and got to googling. 2037, you may not be the most impressive or unique engine out there, but you're very special to me.

Feel free to reblog with other nifty engines in the tags or something! I like looking at them!

#real life railway #secondman says #steam engine #diesel engine #locomotive #locomotives #trains #railways #is uhhhh #real true railway stuff #is that a tag mostly used by one person or is it like more common among railwayposters #ehhhh whatever #flying bufferbeam #the flying bufferbeam #beckton gasworks no 25 #idk if the plaza libertad engine has an actual name or nickname :( #and kcs 2037 is rather un-noteable to most railfans i'd imagine LOL

[pansyfemme]

like. my #1 advice for getting into niche genres like twee is to just. for the love of god do not just search ‘twee’ on apple music or spotify. you will not find what you’re looking for, i promise

#from my experience if there is actual twee at all its mixed in with other indie pop #or its just. straight up not twee at all #there are good playlists im sure but theyre made by l #small users and with the good and the bad playlists mixed together you’re better off doing your research on sites and social media tags #devoted to the genre and then building your own library #like i know thats annoying but also you may find someone on there with a decent playlist if you really want #but the other thing. is some of even the more well known bands arent on all streaming platforms so you will have to learn how to surf the #internet to find stuff in different places #but yeah 👍 playlists can be good but it’s best to find them through someone rather than just searching on spotify #bc just looking at some of the top ones. un #*um #yeahhh i dont try to be like ‘thats not REAL indie’ but its pretty abysmal

[righteousdelusions]

One year ago in a fit of rage I ended a long distance relationship, and you guys all know how hard that was for me. But at least the playlist was fire 🤪

#sjsksksk IT'S SO FUNNY #IM SO DRAMATIC #now days i look back and i understand i projected many things #in searching for a dramatic and deep heartbreak #it's ok i guess #now i understand heartbreak songs #it doesn't matter if it wasn't based in a real person #and was instead based in the person i created in my mind 🫰 #someone that... actually liked me and stuff #DON'T laugh about the tswift song a friend linked it when i was talking about something specific #also the lana del rey song makes me cringe but i added it crying so #while NOW (and even soon after) i laugh #if i take it out i now im betraying the emotionality of that moment #anyway like you know i recycle heartbreaks wheb como un g was also used when i thought about sara #sjsjsjdjjdjdjd #ANYWAYS enjoy it's a good playlist if i say so myself :^) #it relaly portrays my whole journey #at the beggining when i wanted to be above everything #and then when i got desesperate #then when i hated her #and suddenly! acceptance #it's a nice list juejue #izzy.txt #Spotify

[zmediaoutlet]

“This is not an actor”? Your tag for Jensen’s body (specifically his chest) post? Trying to sort out what you’re….trying to say? Like his body doesn’t do something right?

catching me right after a workout while I'm puffing before I hop in the shower, so I'll answer this immediately -- friend anon, you gotta go back to art history class.

It is not a pipe; it is a picture of a pipe. What meanings you ascribe to the image and what uses you put it to happen solely to the the picture of the pipe, and whatever real pipe might have been used as an inspiration to the artist is unaffected by and will never know about the uses to which it has been put.

And thank god. Imagine if the pipe had inspired the omegaverse.

#ceci n'est pas un actor #jensen ackles #whatever you think you know about him -- you don't #what parasocial relationship you've entered -- it isn't one #there is an image of person being portrayed #and we can play with it all we want #we can stuff him with babies and make him bleed #murder him and marry him and whatever else #but it's all to a fake version we've made up in our heads #even the one you meet at a con isn't real #it's a performance #personally i don't think that's a treachery #but rather a very very reassuring barrier #anyway this is a super clever tag and i'm gonna keep using it #answers

[megaawkwardhuman]

I was looking at season 1 Guillermo and realized . . .

Sorry Memo

oh nooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glad he changed his hairstyle 💀

#I CAN'T FUCKING UN SEE IT #answering stuff #ok but like real talk season 1 guillermo's hair was fucking wack #SORRY MEMO BUT THAT HAIR IS NOT IT #I've thought about making a post about how his hair changing kinda represents how #he went from being split between being a human and working for the vampires to being fully FULLY submerged in the vampire world #buuuuut I think that would be looking too deep into it lol

[cyber-streak-2]

While some of the more major stuff for the AU is the Time Travel+the whole Unicron thing that happens a while after (which are more like long arcs, basically), there’s a more major/main thing that I just haven’t mentioned until right now.

It involves the rest of the Prime’s. Earlier on before the events of the AU started, and during the earlier moments of everything, all of the Prime’s were simply watching what was happening on both Cybertron & Earth, but never exactly going to help.

A while before Unicron’s arrival, and even before any of the Time Travel, or any of the other major stuff, Unicron heads to where the rest of the Prime’s were currently at, and basically controls them all, making them all do certain things.

Still, none of them head to Cybertron or Earth for a while, and simply cause trouble on Earth from where they remain.

After Unicron is inevitably dealt with, that’s when the Prime’s- still under whatever control Unicron had done- finally decide to leave. Half of them head to Earth, while the others head to Cybertron.

They’re all quite powerful, and they’re all causing a lot of things to happen- it’s a long list. Although, they are able to take control of some others- like how Unicron had done to them.

It leads into a team-up with a good amount of the Bots & Cons, with them needing to try and stop the Primes, aswell as basically save them.

Tags: @aecholapis @ivycorp @novafire-is-thinking @papyrus126

#Anubis’s Chatter #Cyber’s Chatter #Un-Named TF AU #Plots & Stuff #I was going to mention this a little earlier #But I kept forgetting #This is real fun to talk about #I gotta try and talk about this+the other two more

[grimm-the-tiger]

I was doing a little reading on the invasion of Ukraine (you know, as you do), and, uh...

First off, Lithuania's got some balls. Go Lithuania. Someone hung this from a building in their capital city. For context, Lithuania is almost right next to Russia. I think they actually share a border with part of it, and it takes some serious guts to call your neighbor that's much more than ten times your size out on their shitty behavior.

Second, the children's rights commissioner of Russia (the lady responsible for getting all those Ukrainian children kidnapped) legit looks like Dolores Umbridge's equally-psychotic niece.

Seriously, look at her. She's like a younger, slightly more attractive Nurse Ratched. She looks like she's ten seconds away from very politely ordering my brains blown out with electricity or a belt. I hate her face and I want her to stay the fuck away from me. And this isn't even mentioning who she is as a person, because she "adopted" one of the kids she kidnapped, has EIGHTEEN adopted children, and she married a priest for some godforsaken reason. And yet the Ukrainians are supposedly the ones trafficking children...

Side note, Russia is doing a very bad job at convincing anyone that they're not the bad guy in this situation. There's a map of the UN member states that voted to condemn Russia, and it overwhelmingly favors either condemnation or neutrality. The two exceptions are Eritrea, Syria, and, of course, Russia. Their responses to people (especially Ukraine) accusing them of war crimes boil down to "No, you!". You'd think the biggest country on Earth would be more mature than to use a kindergarten insult as an official diplomatic retort. They've tried claiming the many, many, many photographs of their war crimes are fake, that the bodies left over from their massacres were either planted or there all along (yeah, sure) and that Ukraine is ruled by Nazis despite the fact that their president is Jewish and their Nazi party has never won more than 6% of the popular vote. I don't believe in God, but if I did, I'd say He probably put Russian officials' anal orifices on the wrong part of their bodies. I'd believe the moon landings were faked before I ever believe a single word that comes out of the government's collective asscrack.

#I don't even have any real personal connections to ukraine and I'm still mad on their behalf #ukraine #russo ukrainian war #war in ukraine #russia #shitpost #fuck russia #I will say this: I know the UN court doesn't do shit #but if the ban on cruel and unusual punishment is waived for these guys #I'd 100% be on board with it #because HOLY FUCKING SHIT #the stuff they're up to would make Orwell think he didn't make the Party extreme enough

[spoonbenders]

more twinsanity posting sorry every day i mourn the cortex mental world level. thats literally catered towards me specifically . that wld have changed my entire gay life

#AND IT WLD HAVE HAD A FUCKING MUSICAL NUMBER. I NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND GIVE THE TWINSANITY DEVS 50 MILLION DOLLARS. #i can fucking hear it inmy head i wish it was real so bad #megalomaniac mind mania is a goodname for smthn...i kinda wanna rename my neocities to that but #im already committed to UN/SYN with the buttons n stuff