#Val 🐉
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i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.
#🐉#in my head this is how VAL thesiltverses story will end#im aware its deranged of me but i want that for her
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Val! Heya love.
So, for your birthday ask game. I was gonna choose a trope from the office relationship, but it got out of hand when I liked more than 5🥹.
Can we please have something for Steve and Reader, where at SHIELD they’re incredibly close and have feelings for each other?
Lots of sticky notes on laptops, doodles on briefs, texts to one another under the table about coworkers, fixing ties and hair, and maybe sporadic texts about something to do with“work/meetings” when they really just want an excuse to talk to the other?
Sab, darling!!!
A/N: I loved this request so I hope you like what I wrote for it. Also send in all the other request I promise I don’t mind!!
Between sticky notes, meeting rooms and elevators.
Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader
Warning: pining and fluff, some America puns (I’m so sorry they’re only like two but I couldn’t help myself)
You were late and your boss hated when you were late. It didn’t help that when you finally got to the briefing all eyes were on you when you got to the only available seat.
“Thank you for gracing us with your presence, Ms. Y/L/N. Now we can finally get started.” Your boss announces.
You take a deep breath as you look up to find Steve sitting right across from you. He raised an eyebrow at you and shook his head in mock disappointment. You rolled your eyes and smiled before your eyes landed on the disposable coffee cup in front of you. There was a little smiley face with your name on it in Steve’s handwriting. You mouth a thank you and he winks at you before turning his attention to the front of the room. Those pesky little butterflies that made your stomach their home since the day you met Steve took flight again.
~~~~~~~
“Hey Y/N,” Steve calls out to you as soon as the meeting is over. The sea of people in the hallway parts for him. “So how was your morning?” He smiles, the mischief behind his eyes lets you know he’s just joking.
“It was wonderful. My alarm didn’t go off, traffic was horrible and I had this meeting right at the beginning of the day with the most annoying of my boss.”
You hear someone clear their throat behind you. Steve is already holding his laughter as you turn around with a horrified look on your face. Your boss glares at you for a moment.
“Don’t let your tardiness become a habit Ms. Y/L/N.” he states before walking away.
Steve just gives a long whew as he watches your boss walk away. You cover your face behind the files you’re holding before Steve pulls them away in order to hold them for you.
“Did you know he was standing behind me?” You look up at him with a pout.
“Absolutely not. I would never let you embarrass yourself like that even though it was entertaining.”
You just glare up at him, mostly playfully. He laughs as you both get on the elevator. As others get on you’re pushed back more until you end up back to chest with Steve. His free arm comes up and around your waist to keep you up right. You hope he can’t hear your heart beating faster the longer you stand that close to him.
Once you are on your floor you get out while Steve stays on the elevator. Neither of you would really look at each other so you couldn’t see the pink tint on his cheeks and the sheepish smile that played on his lips.
“I’ll-uh I’ll send those reports to you as soon as I can.” You say.
“I’ll be waiting for them.”
“I’ll see you later.”
“Yeah, see you later.” He says and then the doors close.
*****
Just as you said the reports were ready for Steve. With a pep in your step you go up to his office to drop them off even though there is someone that can do that for you. You frown when you get to your destination as you see that the lights are off. Grabbing a post-it you always carry with you and a pen you write a quick note and leave the file in his drop box.
A few minutes later you get a text.
Steve: Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Attached to his text was a picture of the sticky note. It was a drawing of a stick figure saluting and it says. ‘I know you ameriCAN do it.’
Y/N: You’re welcome. ☺️☺️
Y/N: let me know you make it back safe!
Steve: Always do. 😉
You smile at your phone before putting it away and working on the next set of reports.
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Steve: This guy’s voice is so monotonous that he's making himself fall asleep.
You try to hide your laugh behind a cough while Steve has the nerve to send you a message shushing you.
Y/N: not fair! Don’t make me laugh like that.
Steve: 🤷🏼 it’s true though… don’t look now but I think Linda from accounting is asleep with her eyes open.
You slowly look over and you watch as one of her coworkers nudges her. She starts slightly and then sinks into her chair further.
Y/N: 💀💀 oh maybe you should recruit him for the avengers. He could just give this speech to any bad guy and they’ll turn themselves in just to avoid hearing him anymore.
It was Steve’s turn to huff a laugh and try to cover it by clearing his throat. You were seated in different sections because of your jobs but still managed to be in each other's line of sight. Every time you looked over he would pretend to be nodding off, you shook your head every time before looking away.
****
“I thought that guy would never stop talking.” You say as you meet Steve in the hallway.
“Yeah, that was painful.”
“Oh, here are those analyses you requested.” You hand him a few folders. “Everything is arranged from what I thought would need priority down to low grade issues.”
“Thanks. Here are my completed reports.” He hands you a folder. “Everything is signed, all it needs is your review and it can be filed.”
“Thanks. I guess I’ll see you later.”
“Yeah, see you later.” He smiles at you. That boyish grin that makes your knees weak.
When you get to your desk and open the first folder you laugh. Paperclipped to the first report was a doodle of the speaker from earlier except Steve has made him look like a sloth. You take the doodle out of the folder and place it in the small box you keep all of the doodles Steve gives you.
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“Hello?”
“Hey Steve,” you say as you look over some information that he needed. “I have that report you requested but you aren’t in your office.”
“Oh yeah, I was called back to New York for a mission with the avengers.”
“Oh, I didn’t mean to interrupt.”
“No,” he shakes his head even though you can’t see him. “You’re never an interruption. Is everything ok?”
“Yeah I just wanted to know what you wanted me to do with the report , you know, since you’re not here.”
There was a protocol in place for this occasion. You knew that and so did Steve. Still neither of you could wipe those dopey grins on your faces as you spoke to each other.
“Why don’t you hold on to them and I’ll get them once I get back?”
“That works.” There’s a small silence before you break it. “Well I’ll leave you to it. Please-“
“I don’t have to hang up yet. I mean if you have time, we can talk.”
“I’d like that.”
“Have I missed anything in the office since I left?” He asks as he sits back in his bed at the tower.
“You mean in the three hours since you left?”
“Yup.”
“Of course you did. Now you didn’t hear it from me, but rumor is that Linda from accounting is having an affair.”
“No!”
“Yes. And you’ll never guess with who?”
“Who?” Steve asks excitedly.
“Sloth man.”
“There’s no way.”
“It’s only what I’ve heard, it hasn’t been confirmed.”
“I wonder what she sees in him.”
“A good night's sleep.” You murmur.
Steve throws his head back and laughs. Once he calms down he starts giving you theories about the supposed rumor. Then the conversation turns into other topics. Before you know it you’ve been on the phone for at least two hours when he needs to leave.
“Please be safe.”
“I will. See you in a day or so.” Steve says before hanging up.
~~~~~~~~~
The day had dragged on. Maybe it was because you didn’t have much work for the day. But you had a sneaking suspicion that it had to do with a certain blond haired, blue-eyed super soldier not being around.
It wasn’t until late in the evening and you were working extra hours that you received a very long overdue break. There’s a little knock at the end of your desk. You push yourself a little bit to turn your chair around. Words die on your tongue when you see a bruised up Steve standing there.
“Oh my god what happened?” You raise your hand to lightly touch a bruise on his cheek.
He wraps his fingers around your wrist and you immediately realize how inappropriate it is. When you go to pull your hand away he doesn’t let you. His thumb is drawing a lazy circle on your wrist as he brings both your hands down.
“Just some bad guys. Nothing I couldn’t handle. Why are you still here?”
“I think my boss is still mad that I called him annoying and I’m stuck doing more paperwork.” You shrug your shoulders.
“Well I hope you haven’t had dinner yet.”
“Nope.”
“Good.” He smiles at you and then pulls a bag from behind his back. “Because I brought your favorite.”
“My hero.” You beam before turning and clearing a spot on your desk. Steve places the bag down and pulls a chair from an empty desk and sits down with a bit of a grunt. “So spill it.” You motion to him.
“Just a mission.”
“I need a play by play. Come on please. I read all of your reports, they’re basically a book at this point and I need the next chapter.”
He huffed a laugh. “Fine. But it’s rather boring.”
“You could never bore me.”
“Could I get that in writing? I’d like to have proof for Tony.”
“Sure, I’ll even have it notarized.”
He laughs again and shakes his head. Then he starts talking about the mission. You could sit there listening to Steve talk about anything. After he finished that story you moved on to other topics, work now long forgotten.
~~~~~~~
As much as you hated it, Shield was requiring a certain number of their employees from each department to attend a gala. Because your boss still had it out for you, you were selected to attend.
You were fiddling with the necklace you’d paired with your dress as you walked through the already crowded venue. Someone grabs you by your forearm and pulls you into an empty hallway while you try to throw a punch.
“Woah calm down, it’s just me.” Steve said as he let go of you.
“Why would you grab me like that?”
“I’m sorry I just didn’t want anyone to realize I was here. Please don’t be mad.”
“I’m not mad, it’s just I thought I was being kidnapped.” You frown a bit.
“I’d never let that happen.”
Heat rushed to your cheeks, you knew he meant it as a friend but sometimes you wish it was more than that.
“Is everything ok?”
“Honestly, I’m kind of nervous.”
“You are nervous? Why?” You ask incredulously.
“This function is for World War Two vets. I don’t know it’s not the same as if I was dealing with someone that didn’t fight in it. They ask questions and I can play it down a bit but with the vets… It makes me feel exposed.”
“Is there anything I can do to help?”
“I have to give a speech. If I find you a seat closer to the stage would you take it?”
“Of course.”
“Thank you .”
“Don’t mention it.”
His large hand takes yours and he pulls you down the hall with the intention of leading you to the seat he mentioned. You tug on his hand so that he stops and turns to you. Pulling him a bit closer you reach up and fix the bow tie. Then your hands instinctively run across his shoulders and down his chest in order to smooth out his tux. He smiles at you then. His eyes light up when he sees you return it. The moment is far too intimate for two friends to be sharing but it feels right nonetheless.
Steve graciously walks you to an open seat and heads to the stage. Just like you knew it would, the speech was a success. Still every once in a while he’d look down at you and you’d return an encouraging smile.
****
“May I have this dance?” Steve had his hand stretched out in front of you.
“Why yes you may.”
You place your smaller hand in his and he leads you to the dance floor. Steve places one hand on your waist and the other takes your hand. As a slow song starts playing he begins to lead, the scent of his cologne is intoxicating in the best ways.
“I thought you didn’t dance.”
“Only with the right partner. Besides, Sam bet that I wouldn’t dance with the most beautiful woman here. I had to prove him wrong.” He says just as he turns both of you and Sam comes into your line of sight, raising a glass of champagne and smiling.
“Steve…”
“You don’t have to say anything. I just thought it was time I told you how I really felt. It’s ok if you don’t feel the same but I learned my lesson the hard way.” He spins you around and pulls you back in. “I like you as more than just friends. Seeing you makes my day, I can literally be having the worst day and you make it better. If it weren’t for you working at Shield would have been a nightmare. You saw me for more than just Captain America and I don’t think you realize what that means to me. It’s never bothered you to have to do things differently or having to spend time teaching me something because I just don’t know about all of the new technology. Most importantly you don’t mock me for it, you accept me as I am. And I’m so grateful you’re in my life.”
Steve dips you and as he pulls you back up all you can do is stare up at him with wide eyes. He smiles fondly at you as he takes your hand and presses a kiss to your knuckles.
“I have to go on a mission. But would you be willing to talk about this some more when I get back?”
You just nod, all words had escaped you at the moment. How were you supposed to respond? You adored Steve but never in a million years did you think it was reciprocated. Steve leans down and kisses your cheek before walking towards Sam. Then you watch as they both walk out. By the time you leave the gala you’re still reeling and trying to figure out how to respond.
~~~~~~~~~
Steve didn’t get back until Tuesday. It had been four days since the gala and since he told you how he felt. He was supposed to be back today. You knew for a fact he was because some of the people on your team had mentioned seeing him. Without being able to take much more you rush to the elevator and press the button for his floor.
Everyone around you rushes out but you are glued to your spot. Standing at the doors is Steve, looking as handsome as ever. His eyes light up when he sees you even though there’s a really bad bruise on his cheek and it’s obvious the mission was worse than expected. Still he steps into the elevator and no one dares walk in, leaving the two of you alone. The elevator starts to ascend but Steve pushes the stop button.
“Hi.” You manage to squeak out.
“Hi, I am free tonight by the way.”
“Oh, good.” You say as you try to hide your smile.
“But another America joke really?” He holds up the post-it note you had placed inside a folder for him to find.
It simply reads: on a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? With a few stars drawn around it.
“You are Captain America, I have to use that to my advantage.” You giggle at his fake huff of annoyance. “Since you’re a superhero does that mean you’re super free tonight?”
Steve genuinely laughs this time before he turns to you. He finds that you’re already looking up at him with a soft smile.
“You’re lucky you’re so cute.”
“Oh so you think I’m cute.”
“Yup.” He takes a step towards you, forcing you against the wall. His hands rest on the small handrail, effectively caging you in.
“How cute would I have to be to get you to kiss me?”
“I think you’re there already.” Steve says before his lips are on yours.
It was better than what you had imagined. His lips were soft, the kiss was sweet. Unfortunately it was short lived.
“If you two are done holding up the elevator, I’d really appreciate seeing Captain Rogers in my office. Now.” Director Fury’s voice came through the speaker and you pulled away quickly.
You giggled at the fact that you had been caught. The butterflies in your belly were in full flight as Steve smiled at you. When the elevator came to a stop he pressed a kiss to your cheek and stepped out.
“I’ll see you tonight.” You smile at him as the doors close. A few seconds later you get a text.
Steve: It's a date. 😉
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they’re so me and @sqiim
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Small Hearts Month Update!
♥️: IT’S MY MONTH! I’M SO READY FOR WELL EVERYTHING! *squeals* I can’t wait to see people fall in love *dreamy sigh* I just love well love! 🥰 I’ve decorated but I need need need new decorations! I saw really cute mugs and I think they’ll look so cute in my collection, there’s little Snoopy mugs and heart shaped bowls and plates! Also kitchen towels with hearts on them! EEE I NEED ALL OF IT! ^^ Are you excited for Valentine’s Day?
💘: Snow, Valentine’s Day AND Mardi Gras being the day before Valentine’s?! This is literally the best month EVER! *squeals* i decorated with roses, it’s slowly coming together 🥰 I can’t believe I almost forgot about Mardi Gras, I’ve been so busy preparing for hearts day. Mama gave me a call though and I’m going over to cel with her! This will be the step dad’s first official Mardi Gras so we’re going all out! …I just hope I don’t get too tired for actual work-. I’ll deal with it when it comes!~ 🥰 Anyways! I need to get my nails done for both holidays and it’s where I’m heading off to! Apollo gave me an early Val’s gift too, a flask and it’s so pretty.~ Please don’t tell Eros I have it…he’ll kill me and Apollo-. *smiles big* Do you have a Valentine? If you don’t I don’t mind pulling some strings and shooting some arrows!~
❣️: I hate this month-. I want to stay warm in my bed but I can’t because I have a Valentine’s themed Dior perfume shoot. *gorans* I just don’t want to get up, I have double the work this year but I guess I can’t be all that mad. I have the chance to make other people happy on a day they find special. *shrugs* I should get up soon, I have to head to the studio soon. If anyone needs any date ideas or places to go for V Day ask away and I’ll try my best to help.
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Happy Halloween!! 🐉
xo, Val, Chad, Leanne, H.A.N.S.E.L., and Sunny
#happy halloweeeeen#not me at 2pm going oh no#oh god im going to have to make this costume#extra plott#valerian plott#chad chinsley#leanne 5000#sunny plott#HANSEL
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tags masterpost
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🥛.mail | answering asks i receive
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🥛.random | random reblogs
🥛.polls | any polls i make or reblog
🥛.memes | you guessed it - it’s memes
🥛.info | infos about myself and my blog
🥛.core | just anything i relate to or that describes me
🥛.ace | asexual content
🥛.sprite | anything regarding my sister aka sprite
recommendations | everything i recommend
hot milk | dabi x milk (aka me)
miguru | suguru geto x milk (also me hehe)
fandom tags
🗝️.aot | attack on titan
🥦.mha | my hero academia
🌠.genshin | genshin impact
🪱.bg3 | baldur’s gate 3
🤞.jjk | jujutsu kaisen
🏹.tsurune | tsurune
⚽.bllk | blue lock
👨👨👧.buddy daddies | buddy daddies
✈️.howls moving castle | howl’s moving castle
💎.arcane | arcane
🌙.sailor moon | sailor moon
🐉.skyrim | the elder scrolls v: skyrim
👘.my happy marriage | my happy marriage
🦙.sims | the sims
🍃.animal crossing | animal crossing
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heiny 🍑 | @hahaheinous
goose 🪿 | @daniidil
chaos 🌕 | @shockinglysubmissive
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Ohoho, for the Prompt Ask:
🌧 #17: “We never called it what it was.”
Pairing… Ozara?
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🐉 #2: “Oh, good. You’re here. Hold this.”
Dorian Pavus & character of your choice.
Hey, remember this from, like, 84 years ago? I couldn't choose between them, so I'll get around to posting the Ozara one sometime next century.
🐉2: “Oh, good. You’re here. Hold this.”
Or, the one where Cassandra is the only adult in the room.
Send me a prompt and a pairing.
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They prepared as well as they could in the time they had. Which was to say terribly.
A mysterious stranger. An anonymous letter. Rumors of a man hosting a cult that was preparing to sacrifice a kidnapped child come midnight. It had all happened so quickly, just as they were approaching the gates to put Val Royeaux behind them, and now the motley agents of the Inquisition found themselves lurking at the city’s eastern fringe, bathed in the evening’s fading glow.
On a humid breeze wafted the tang of where the river kissed the city’s walls. Cassandra rechecked the map, then trained her eyes on a slice of mansion visible through the network of stone buildings and wrought iron fences, while the others shifted in boredom or restlessness.
“Chateau de Beaumier,” she nodded, her face set in grim lines. “Our suspect, the owner, is a wealthy man of Antivan descent, full name Dego Bonaccorso de Barbarisi.”
A brazen snort cut her off. Gazes swerved to the small elven archer leaning back against a tree, one foot propped up on the trunk.
“Shew, that’s a verbal marathon, innit?” Sera snickered. “Rich asses and their names, you’re out of breath before you even reach the end.”
Cassandra fixed her with a look, dispelling the approving smirks on the dwarf and qunari’s faces in turn.
“Unfortunately," she continued pointedly, "judging from the heavy guard presence around the perimeter—”
“Bet kids like that have to make up a song just to learn how to spell it.”
The scar on the warrior’s cheek tightened with the muscle in her jaw as the boorish elf girl barreled on, picking grime out from under a fingernail.
“Like, their school award ceremonies, or whatever hoity-toity shit they do, being called up on stage just to have your name massacred in front of hundreds. Probably not even spelled right on the award.”
“If you are quite finished…” But she trailed off, the map crinkling in her grip.
Cassandra became aware of the indistinct mumblings of delight where, in her periphery, Dorian was turning over a girthy, elongated object. Her eyes slid closed on a heavy sigh.
“What is your problem, mage?”
“My problem?” he asked, a hand flying to his chest in mock affront. “Dear me, I have so many, but a cutting wit and probable demonic origins are the ones that should concern you.”
Cassandra turned to face him dead on, but whatever she had intended to say dried up, her mouth opening and closing like a fish. “What. Is that?”
Dorian spared a quick glance at the polished dildo in his hand. “If you were literally anyone else, I’d be surprised.”
“I know what it is,” she snapped. “Why do you have it?”
“I hadn’t worn this cloak in a while, and I’d forgotten it was in my pocket. I was, uh, holding it for a friend.”
“It’s me,” the qunari chipped in, “I’m friend.”
“Ugh, nevermind, just…” Cassandra massaged between her aching brows. “Please, everyone, let’s stay focused.”
“Cassie's got it, we’re losing time and musn't let the”—Iron Bull paused, wrestling with his budding grin—“Dego by before we complete our heroic operation.”
Snorts of choked laughter filled the air, lips pinching under Cassandra’s incisive gaze.
“Is something funny?” she demanded of the group, the control in her voice fraying.
“But of Corso, he’s right,” Varric hazarded, relishing the moment the joke washed over her face like a shadow.
The Divine’s Right Hand practically growled. “Pride of the Inquisition, you all are. Making jokes while an alleged cult readies to sacrifice an innocent child. You should be ashamed of yourselves.”
“Key word there, Seeker. Alleged,” emphasized Varric. “You realize we’re still only going on one person’s account, grasping at hearsay straws. Doesn’t that seem just a little… rash to anyone else?”
“Rash?” she echoed, the fire in her cooling with a sigh. “Perhaps. But if the account proves true, and I had failed to act… I could not live knowing a child’s death was on my head. On all our heads.”
A muggy gust of wind sent leaves fluttering, a gilded kaleidoscope changing and shifting where they stood. For a rare moment, everyone was silent.
“Fair enough. I’m with you,” Varric nodded, shifting his weight. “But the security hefty as it is, if we’re caught we’ll never step foot inside that mansion, much less Skyhold again. So, the question remains.”
“What we need is a diversion,” Sera piped up, a little too eagerly.
“Maker help me, if you suggest a jar of bees—”
A hard, unfamiliar voice cut in from behind them. “What’s all this?”
The group jolted and spun to find a scowling wall of a man, a guard whose approach had been masked by the wind. In the seconds of held-breath confusion, before things veered from bad to worse, Dorian took a quick, amicable step forward.
“Oh good, you’re here! Hold this,” he smiled, shoving the manufactured phallus into one of the guard’s large hands.
The look of pure bewilderment on his jowly face would later go down as one of the trip’s highlights.
“What…” The guard stared down at it, disgust dawning with the realization, when a sickening crunch sent him to the ground like a felled tree.
But not before he let out a throttled cry.
The air turned ripe with whispered curses. Varric gave Bianca a quick once-over, wiping a splatter of red from the end of her stock, as everyone's attention turned to the host of sentries now on alert and in search of the source.
Everyone except for Iron Bull.
At the rattle of what sounded suspiciously like a belt being unclasped, Cassandra turned, strangling a cry of exasperation.
“What are you doing?!” she hissed.
Bull finished kicking off his armor and pants, and now stood at their rear, wearing naught but a smile.
“Supplying the diversion,” he grinned, stooping to pluck the dildo out of the unconscious-maybe-dead guard’s limp hand.
“Don’t! Bull, what are you—?”
But he was already off, streaking out across the courtyard, the bedroom tool brandished aloft and gleaming in the late evening’s glow.
“First one to catch me’s the lucky winner!” his bellowing voice rang out.
It was as if he’d whacked a hornet’s nest, every guard in the vicinity now teeming after him. A successful diversion by almost any measure.
If it hadn’t been for the fact that the entire ordeal, they soon found out, came down to a game of rumor and a rival’s petty shot at revenge.
“So…” Varric asked later, hands shackled as they all sat against the cold stone wall. “Draw straws to see who asks Ruffles to bail us out?”
#prompt fic#dragon age: inquisition#dorian pavus#cassandra pentaghast#varric tethras#iron bull#sera#my brain said 'chaotic and silly' i'm sorry i have no idea what this is 😅#dragon age#da:i#moonsugar writes#something not atla for a change#writers on tumblr#prompt ask
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About your ocs: 💍 🩹 💯 🐉. This time I'll give Kendis a break because i know they are popualr XD So I want to know more about Val and Lala!
💍 RING — does your oc have any piercings? do they want any (more) piercings?
Val: Ear lobes only. They'd consider a brow ring. Maybe nostril.
Lala: No, I don't think so. Maybe tongue. Tattoos are their needle activity of choice. So, while they wouldn't be against considering it, there's no desire for it (watch i change my mind in a week, bc i forgot i said this)
🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?
Val: Physical, they wear glasses -- I can't remember which sight type I said they had. But things are blurry without, so. Mental: hRM. I cannot say I've given specific thought to it. I wouldn't be surprised if Val had an anxiety disorder -- I'll have to research. Probably mild depression. 90% sure the detective has CPTSD. So. Like, yeah.
Lala: I don't think so. Nothing physical. As far as mental -- I have like the vague thought that Lala has a mental disability / mental health issue and has learned to successfully manage it. But I'm not sure what it is yet. But Lala is where I want to be, lmao.
💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.
I'm taking this as an ooc/out of verse way and rather than people in their universe/ic might not know.
Val:
Val's hair has never been past mid-neck since they hit their teens.
I think Adam might be their first love. I'm always on the fence on how much relationship experience Val has had.
It isn't always obvious in pics, so I guess I'll add: They have vitiligo!
Lala:
Lala is very good at math. In another life they probably would've been a stats or economy teacher.
Lala has numerous tattoos, but small ones. Like the tiny ones you'd get on a finger or on your ankle, neck, etc.
They dyed their hair a rich, bright blue once. Straightened it too. But it was such a hassle to maintain.
🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?
Val: Bruce Willis in Die Hard? Jackie Chan? John Wick? Um, I don't know. There is the weirdest of thought that mythical creatures could be supernatural creatures -- and that's a disturubing though. Val would probably think a pegasus is cool.
Lala: I don't think Lala is a myths person. Like cool stories, but I don't feel they seek out said stories at all, though they're aware of them. Probably even less so than Val. But since they love cats, maybe Chimera.
Thanks for the ask! Sorry bout the lateness hun <3
details about oc ask game.
#yes prisoner#grapecase answers#oc: val montemer#oc: lala sandoval#long post#meet my ocs#meet my infamous mcs
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if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.
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Another one…
Do you remember my request about the part 2 of Steve x Reader fic from the war? When she comes back to the present after being kidnapped by Hydra?
Is it here yet? Pweaseee *pouts like lottie*
Yes I do remember. I write for it little by little because I’m so worried it won’t be as good as the first part 🥺🥺🥺. But I finally had a breakthrough on the plot so hopefully it will be done soon!
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currently putting the re3r zombies in a spliff with @sqiim
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
CW: Food depicted in picture
Welcome Aristaeus the Greek God of Bee Keeping!
🐝: Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! It’s nice to meet you all! 🥰 I hope everyone has someone to be their valentine, be it a friend or lover! I’m going to be doing Val deliveries and I made some extra Honey Buns so if anyone wants one I can stop by while I’m on my route! ^^
Welcome Hermes the Greek God of Travel && Messanger God or the Gods!
🪽: Happy Valentine’s Day beautiful beautiful people.~ Today is holding a busy busy afternoon it seems and I’m taking my morning to relax before I have to go to work. On days like this is when I’m so happy I have a heated pool. Really helps with relaxing before having to run around and give people stuff...I also have a set at midnight-. Almost forgot about that oops~ Hopefully everyone is having a good day and have a little love to do stuff with.~ And even if you don’t enjoy it and have some fun alone~ Alone time is always nice.~
Welcome Aphrodite the Greek Goddess of Love && Beauty!
💋: Hello and Happy Valentine's Day my little loves.~ I hope everyone has been having a pleasant and fun month of hearts! I know I sure have been.~ I'll be doing some flower deliveries along with being at the nail salon so if anyone wants any last minute flowers for yourself or a loved one or just want some last minute Valentine's Day themed nails let me know.~ I'll also be in charge of taking any requests or messages for Ace, Cupid or Eros while they're on their shifts! Even if you don't want anything or have nothing for the three loves still consider stopping by to say hey, I don't bite sweetheart.~
⭐: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I hope everyone is having a good day! 🥰 All profiles are linked and if someone catches your eye don't be shy to interact with them, they don't bite!~
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Made a new character!
Her name is Val🐉!
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💤 ✈️ & 🐉 for Val?
Ty for the ask 💕 :3 Questions here
💤 SLEEPING SIGN — is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?
Valentine is definitely more of a heavy sleeper but in normal circumstances her sleep schedule is...irregular. She's takes a lot of stims and so doesn't really sleep so much as crash from time to time when they wear off. Working at Arasaka is the only thing that keeps her schedule relatively in place, because it has to be, but when she was a merc she got into the habit of being awake for a few days and then crashing for a bit, rinse and repeat.
Generally speaking she's not an easy person to fall asleep next to because she's restless and squirmy– she falls asleep heavy and easy in everything I've written purely because she's too exhausted to do otherwise. :3
✈️ AIRPLANE — does your oc like traveling, or do they consider themselves a more homey person?
She's actually never left Night City! When she was working for Arasaka she never got much time off, and two consecutive days here and there wasn't really enough to coax her to spend it traveling somewhere else when there were plenty of interesting things to do within city limits.
I don't think she'd enjoy traveling alone very much, but in FFOR when she's briefly on the road with everyone she loves the group dynamics and the novelty of new places. She'd take to being a nomad pretty well in some other life.
🐉 DRAGON — what is your oc's favorite mythical creature?
Really had to think about this one! I think Valentine would love sphinxes– part human, part animal, riddle teller, guardian, etc. If a giant lion woman asked her a question and then ate her if she answered incorrectly, well...what a way to go!
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