Hear me out: Untitled Goose Game in Ankh-Morpork...
Think of all the mayhem you could create.
(I really really want so bad this game/DLC to exist. So much potential. @house_house_ call me (or, better, call the Pratchetts))
Next drawing: the Post!
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I’m entering my Vetinari era. Going to start saying shit like “Capital!” and “Do not let me detain you.” and “A great rolling sea of evil. Shallower in some places, of course, but deeper, oh, so much deeper in others. But people like you put together little rafts of rules and vaguely good intentions and say, this is the opposite, this will triumph in the end.” Gonna start juggling knives.
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[Vetinari:] 'Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?’
‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.
‘Of course, but in your case I am pleased to say that you have a brain so pristine that it sparkles.'
- Snuff, Terry Pratchett
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save me lord Vetinari (some hand practices)
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another promotion
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Quick—no nuance, no follow-up questions. In a battle of wits/standoff in which both want something and no compromise is possible, who wins?
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Hello! Meet Patrician Vetinari! And wait for new characters from the Discworld)
Привет! Встречайте патриция Витинари! И ждите новых персонажей по Плоскому миру)
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He’s a 10 but he’s been keeping Leonardo da Vinci locked up in his attic like Mr Rochester
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Vimes is not Vetinari's terrier.
He's more like a foul-tempered cat that does whatever the fuck it wants as Vetinari uses that to his advantage. Vimes will knock a vase off Vetinari's table while looking him in the eye, and Vetinari will say, "Yes, I meant for you to do that."
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He's the coolest man on the disk and he's so lame
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Young Vetinari
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some Discworld sillies!!
(lord Vetinari and my beloved failure wizard Rincewind)
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heard the sound of hitting the wall
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Chapter 3: A little advice can be a dangerous thing (posted here on AO3)
"Vimes ran ahead of his pack all the way to Silt Street, even outpacing the racing trolls, not only because he should have been on the scene twenty minutes ago, but also because he had a vain hope that if he ran fast enough, he could somehow leave behind the memory of his name held title-less and intimate in Havelock Vetinari’s mouth."
[ID: two pencil sketches with digital coloring. The first is a recreation of the "you can't catch me gay thoughts" meme, Vimes in his full guard armor is running, glowering at a thought bubble behind him and yelling "you can't catch me submissive thoughts". The thought bubble has another Vimes in it, with a dreamy expression, saying "no but Sybil could, she's so big and strong she could catch you and pin you down and then she and Vetinari could" then some censor boxes. The second sketch shows a blushing Vimes smacking Vetinari's hand away from himself, Vetinari looks very pleased with himself. Above them some half sketches of Vetinari's face are visible. End ID]
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Lego Discworld - Pseudopolis Yard
Ankh-Morpork "B model" - Pseudopolis Yard interior during the events of The Truth:
- Angua doing "chemical analisys" for Cheery in the forensics lab.
- Foul ole Ron revealing Wuffles to Sam Vimes in Sam's office.
- Carrot chatting to Otto while doing paperwork in the lobby / filing room.
- Scharissa interviewing Igor about Vetinari's condition in the bullpit / break room.
- Vetinari "sleeping" in one cell and Drumknott fretting in the next.
- Detritus equipping a recruit in the armory.
Pseudopolis Yard exterior with lilac bushes and ivy. Playing around with the wooden frame on the attic.
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