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icarus-has-falllen · 1 year

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Master list

Stranger things

Gareth Emerson

reader gifts Gareth with his flannel

Steve Harrington

jealous steve harrington

reader gets vecna'd

Eddie munson

being eddie's best friend turned lover

Billy Hargrove

very short comfort fic

being billy's bestfriend from cali

reader has powers and protects billy

Artist reader

Nancy wheeler

none yet

Mike wheeler

ghost face!byler x reader

coffee shop au

Angst to fluff

Dustin Henderson

learning how to play DND

Lucas sinclaire

none yet

Max mayfield

none yet

Will byers

ghost face!byler x reader

Will finds out reader is trans

wheeler!reader having a crush on will

Jane "eleven" hopper

none yet

Fred Benson

very short kinda fluff

byers!reader introducing fred to their family

Chrissy Cunningham

none yet

Umbrella Academy

Klaus Hargreaves

family pt.1

family pt.2

family pt.3

family pt.4

Diego Hargreaves

family pt.1

family pt.2

family pt.3

family pt.4

Five Hargreaves

family pt.1

family pt.2

family pt.3

family pt.4

late nights and snacks

Allison Hargreaves

family pt.1

family pt.2

family pt.3

family pt.4

Viktor Hargreaves

family pt.1

family pt.2

family pt.3

family pt.4

FEAR STREET

simon

none yet

Young!Nick Goode

being ziggy's bestfriend and dating Nick Goode

Ziggy

being ziggy's bestfriend and dating Nick Goode

Marvel

Spider man (Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield)

none yet

Star Lord

none yet

Miles Morales

non yet

Scream (the original)

Stu macher

none yet

Billy loomis

none yet

Mickey Altieri

none yet

Sidney Prescott

none yet

Ethan Landry

none yet

Gravity falls

Dipper pines

none yet

Mabel pines

none yet

Stanford pines

none yet

Stanley pines

none yet

Wendy

none yet

Bill cypher

none yet

Richie Tozier

none yet

Eddie Kaspbrack

none yet

Stanley Uris

none yet

Beverley Marsh

none yet

Bill Denbrough

none yet

Ben Hanscom

none yet

Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton

none yet

Thomas Jefferson

none yet

John Laurens

none yet

Lafayette

none yet

Angelica Skylar

none yet

Eliza Skylar

none yet

Peggy Skylar

none yet

Hercules mulligan

none yet

Aaron Burr

none yet

Ghostbusters

Ray stantz

none yet

Egon Spengler

none yet

Peter Venkman

none yet

Winston Zeddemore

none yet

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

none yet

Xavier Thorpe

none yet

Tyler Galpin

none yet

Enid Sinclair

none yet

Star Wars

Luke Skywalker

none yet

Din Djarin

none yet

Han Solo

none yet

Anakin Skywalker

none yet

Spider-verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacey

Hobie Brown

Pavitr Prabhakar

#scream x male reader #stranger things x reader #umbrella academy x reader #wednesday addams x male reader #ghostbusters x reader #hamilton x male reader #it x reader #gravity falls x reader #marvel x reader #fear street x reader #spider verse x male reader

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froggywritesstuff · 1 year

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character list

the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them

Hamilton

Eliza Schuyler

Angelica Schuyler

Peggy Schuyler

Maria Reynolds

Alexander Hamilton

John Laurens

Philip Hamilton

Lafayette

Hercules Mulligan

James Madison

Thomas Jefferson

Aaron Burr

Umbrella Academy

Viktor Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Allison Hargreeves

Luther Hargreeves

Five Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

Stranger Things

Will Byers (non female readers only)

Mike Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven Hopper

Max Mayfield

Robin Buckley (non male readers only)

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

21 Chump Street

Justin Laboy

The Goldfinch

Boris Pavlikovsky

Theodore Decker

Marvel

Peter Parker (any actor)

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Makkari

Sersi

Sprite (platonic only)

Steven Grant

Marc Spector

Layla El-Faouly

America Chavez (non male readers only)

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova (platonic only)

Shuri

Namor

Riri Williams

X-Men

Mystique

Kitty Pryde

Peter Maximoff

Rogue

In The Heights (movie version)

Usnavi de la Vega

Vanessa

Nina Rosario

Benny

Sonny de la Vega

Heathers

Veronica Sawyer

JD (Jason Dean)

Heather Chandler

Heather McNamara

Heather Duke

John Doe

Ride The Cyclone

Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)

Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg

Mischa Bachinski

Constance Blackwood

Ricky Potts

Hatchetfieldverse

Paul Matthews

Emma Perkins

Ted Spankoffski

Bill Woodard

Ruth Fleming

Pete Spankoffski

Richie Lipschitz

Max Jagerman

Grace Chasity

Lex Foster

Ethan Green

Hannah Foster (platonic only)

Heartstopper

Charlie Spring (non female readers only)

Nick Nelson

Tara Jones (non male readers only)

Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)

Elle Argent

Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))

Tori Spring

Imogen Heaney

Isaac Henderson (platonic only)

Do Revenge

Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)

Drea Torres

Deadpool

Wade Wilson/Deadpool

Wednesday

Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

Bianca Barclay

Xavier Thorpe

Ajax Petropolus

Eugene Otinger

(young) Morticia Addams

(young) Gomez Addams

Beetlejuice

Lydia Deetz

Tomorrow When The War Began

Ellie Linton

Lee Takkam

Fiona Maxwell

Homer Yannos

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse/Across the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Pavitr Prabhakar

Hobie Brown

Margo Kess

Miles G Morales (earth 42)

Miguel O’Hara

Maze Runner

Thomas

Newt (non female readers only)

The Broken Hearts Gallery

Lucy Gulliver

Nadine (non male readers only)

Nick Danielson

Treasure Planet

Jim Hawkins

Enola Holmes

Lord Tewkesbury

Turning Red

Mei Mei

Miriam

Abby

Priya

Raising Dion

Nicole Warren

Tevin Wakefield

Dion Warren (platonic only)

Julie and the Phantoms

Julie Molina

Luke Patterson

Reggie Peters

Alex Mercer (non female readers only)

Flynn

Carrie

Abbott Elementary

Janine Teagues

Jacob Hill (non female readers only)

Gregory Eddie

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Jake Peralta

Amy Santiago

Rosa Diaz

Love Victor

Victor Salazar (non female readers only)

Benji (non female readers only)

Felix Weston

Pilar Salazar

Lake Meriwether

Lucy

Mia Brooks

Andrew

In Treatment

Eladio

Laila

Spree

Kurt Kunkle

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Mary Margaret Blanchard

David Nolan

Henry Mills

Mulan (non male readers only)

Graham

Neal Cassidy

Peter Pan

Jefferson

Dash and Lily

Dash

Lily

Boomer

Juno

Juno MacGuff

Paulie Bleeker

Summer Days Summer Nights

Debbie Espinoza

Frankie Espinoza

Scream (1 through 6)

Sidney Prescott

Billy Loomis

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Roberts

Charlie Walker

Sam Carpenter

Tara Carpenter

Amber Freeman

Chad Meeks-Martin

Mindy Meeks-Martin

Quinn Bailey

Venom

Eddie Brock

Honest Thief

Ramon Hall

Beth Hall

Wild Child

Poppy Moore

Kate

Drippy

Freddie Kingsley

Monsters and Men

Manny Ortega

Marisol Ortega

Ghostbusters: Afterlife

Trevor Spengler

Phoebe Spengler (platonic only)

Error 143

Micah Yujin

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff Winger

Britta Perry

The Obession

Logan

Delilah

The New Girl

Lia Setiawan

Stacey Hoffman

Mythic Quest

Poppy Li

Brad Bakshi

Adventure Time

Finn

Princess Bubblegum

Marceline

Marshall Lee

Prince Bubblegum

Flame Princess

School Spirits

Madison

Simon

Charley (non female readers only)

Wally

Rhonda

Dungeons and Dragons: Honour Among Thieves

Simon Aumar

Disventure Camp

Aiden (non fem readers only)

James (non fem readers only)

Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies

Jane Facciano

Olivia Valdovinos

Nancy Nakagawa

Cynthia Zdunowski

Richie Valdovinos

Ted Lasso

Roy Kent

Jamie Tartt

Keeley Jones

Sam Obisanya

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Noah Diaz

Elena Wallace

Mirage

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Stolas (non female readers only)

Loona

Millie

Moxxie

Octavia

Verosika Mayday

Fizzarolli

Asmodeus

Hazbin Hotel

Charlie Morningstar

Vaggie (non male readers only)

Angel Dust (non female readers only)

Husk

Alastor (platonic only)

Vox

Lucifer

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (rise + mutant mayhem + tmnt 2007 + tmnt 2012)

Donnie

Mikey

Raph

Leo

April

The After Party

Yasper Lennov

Space Force

Tony Scarapiducci

Renfield

Teddy Lobo

Robert Montague Renfield

Undercovers

Bill Hoyt

Amazing Digital Circus

Jax

Parks and Recreation

Leslie Knope

Ben Wyatt

April Ludgate

Andy Dwyer

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein

Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

Randy Cunningham (18+ people DNI unless requesting platonic stories)

The Earliest Show

Josh Bath

House of Lies

Clyde Oberholt

Mean Girls (movie + musical + movie musical)

Cady Heron

Regina George

Gretchen Wieners

Karen Smith/Shetty

Janis Ian/Sarkisian/Imi'ike (non male readers only)

Damian Hubbard (non female readers only)

Warm Bodies

Peep World

Nathan Meyerwitz

Your Boyfriend

Peter Dunbar

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slutformelatonin · 9 days

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My rules/ fandoms I will write for!

Hello! I am Julia, I am a 20 y/o writer and AVID reader. I am apart of SOSOSOSO many fandoms! Here are fandoms I will write for. (Keep in mind that I am just getting started writing again. Please be patient and know that I am doing my best. I am still in uni so it may be hard doe me to upload as much as I'd like. Please please send me any and ALL requested for characters that seem appealing to you!!) But, here are some things I will NOT write for. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, incest, stepcest, necrophilia, somnophilia. I am writing smut and all you'd have to do for a certain character is dm me or request it !;)

Harry Potter.

Lucius Malfoy

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Wesley

George and Fred Wesley

Severus Snape

Luna lovegood

Draco Malfoy

Narcissa Malfoy

Bellatrix Lestrange

Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tony Stark

Steve Rogers

Loki Laufeyson

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda Maximoff

Vision

Miles Morales

Gwen Stacy

Miguel O'hara

Star Wars

Anakin Skywalker

Luke Skywalker

Leia Skywalker

Padmé Amidalla

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Han solo

Lando Calrissian

Rey

Kylo Ren

Diabolik lovers

Ayato Sakamaki

Laito Sakamaki

Kanato Sakamaki

Azusa Mukami

Shu Sakamaki

Kou Mukami

Yuma Mukami

Reiji

Cordelia

Ruki Mukami

Yui Komori

Subaru Sakamaki

Carla Tsukinami

Kou Mukami

Shin Tsukinami

Richter

Natasha, Pierre And the great comet of 1812

Pierre Bezukhov

Natasha Rostova

Marya Dmitriyevna

Fedya Dolokhov

Anatole Kuragin

Hamilton

Angelica Schuyler

Aaron Burr

Alexander Hamilton

George III

Marquis De Lafayette

George Washington

Peggy Schuyler

Thomas Jefferson

John Laurens

James Madison

Hercules Mulligan

Maria Reynolds

Eliza Schuyler

Philip Hamilton

Interview with the vampire

Lestat De Lioncourt

Louis De Pointe du Lac

Claudia De pointe du Lac

Aarmand

HOND

Claude Frollo

Phoebus

Esmerelda

Arcane

Jinx

Sevika

Caitlyn

Jayce

Viktor

Silco

Ambessa Medarda

Wicked

Elpheba

Fieyro

The outsiders

Darry

Sodapop

Ponyboy

Dally

Johnny

Two-bit

Steve

Cherry

Marsha

Curly

Tim Shepherd

Angela Shepherd

Voltron

Axca

Romelle

Klance

Allurance

Gotham (2016)

Jerome Valeska

Jeremiah Valeska

Bruce Wayne

Selena Kyle

AHS

Tate Langdon

Violet Harmon

Lana Winters

Kit Walker

Jimmy Darling

Micheal Langdon

MPHFPC

Enoch O'connor

Anastasia

Anastasia Romanov

Dimitryi

Gleb Vagonof

Black Butler

Alois Trancy

Ciel Phantomhive

Claude Faustus

Sebastian Michaelis

#black butler #sevika x reader smut #vi x caitlyn #arcane fanfic #wicked the musical #natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 #marvel mcu #star wars #harry potter #diabolik lovers #miss peregrines home for peculiar children #anastasia #gotham #ahs murder house #voltron #the outsiders #interview with the vampire #the hunchback of notre dame #hamilton musical

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stedefxckingbonnet · 6 months

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requests info/intro!

hi, everyone!

i thought i'd take a quick second to introduce myself and to also formally open up requests. i'm already working on a few things, but requests really do always help and feel free to submit them at any point--but, we'll get to all of that in a moment!

my name is lavinia, and i am a uni student studying both theatre (dramaturgy specifically) and creative writing! i love to sing, act, write (obviously haha), read (i am a huge fan of classic literature, as well as donna tartt, mona awad, sally rooney, elif bautman, and ottessa moshfegh's works), go to concerts, go to the movies, style/design clothing, paint, collect records/cds, and so much more! this barely scratches the surface really but, if any of you share these interests, always feel free to reach out!

anyhow, as i said, i will officially be opening requests, and at the moment here is the media and the characters i will write for:

Our Flag Means Death

Izzy Hands (my BELOVED)

Ed Teach

Stede Bonnet

Lucius Spriggs

Jim Jimenez

Oluwande

Mary Bonnet

(more available upon request! these were just sort of my first instincts.)

Gilmore Girls

honestly, i'm pretty open to anything unless it's dean. just request and i'll see what i can do!

Gossip Girl

Blair Waldorf

Serena Van der Woodsen

Dan Humphrey

Nate Archibald

Chuck Bass (like sometimes)

Rufus Humphrey

more available upon request.

The Fosters/The Good Trouble

Callie Adams Foster

Mariana Adams Foster

Brandon Foster

Jamie Hunter

Gael Martinez

Dennis Cooper

Malika Williams

more available upon request.

Select Wes Anderson and Tim Burton characters. just ask!

Enola Holmes

Tewkesbury

Sherlock Holmes

Little Women (2019)

Jo March

Amy March

Beth March

Meg March

Laurie

Friedrich Bhaer

Star Wars

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin Skywalker

Padmé Amidala

Luke Skywalker

Han Solo

Leia Organa

Kylo Ren

Finn

Poe Dameron

Ahsoka Tano

more available upon request!

Pride & Prejudice (2005)

Basically me just saying I'll write Mr. Darcy. but more characters available upon request, of course.

Community

Abed Nadir

Troy Barnes

Annie Edison

Jeff and Britta I'm a little iffy on but with the right request, maybe. don't hesitate to ask!

The OC

Seth Cohen

Ryan Atwood

Summer Roberts

Marissa Cooper

The Umbrella Academy

Klaus

Viktor

Ben

Five

Diego

Allison

Luther is like, not preferred for me but if you feel strongly about him and have a good request, i’ll consider it but don’t get your hopes up too high!

Once Upon a Time

Emma Swan

Regina Mills

Killian Jones

Neal Cassidy

August Booth

Jefferson (The Mad Hatter)

Mulan

Ruby Lucas (Red Riding Hood)

Belle French

Mary Margaret Blanchard (Snow White)

David Nolan (Prince Charming)

Peter Pan

Robin Hood

Any others, feel free to ask! I know I left Mr. Gold (Rumple) off, but that's only because it depends with each request. Also, please specify if you want it to take place in Storybrooke pre or post curse, or in The Enchanted Forest.

Merlin

Arthur

Gwen

Morgana

Nimueh

Lancelot

any others, feel free to ask. i am just starting S2, keep that in mind.

i'll just start there for now, as honestly it's been a bit since i've written an x reader and i don't want to overwhelm myself much! but please, feel free to request at any time! I will update this frequently, as I am always either getting into new things or remembering things I already love. I am mostly dedicated to OFMD right now, but you may also leave requests for other fandoms and I will keep them on file, or who knows, perhaps even get to them sooner than you may imagine! Have a wonderful day (or night!), and don't forget to request!

yours truly,

lavinia

me filing through all of your requests (hopefully!)

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greatearthquakestudent · 2 years

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Umbrella Academy reset timeline 2.0 characters Part 2.

Jayme Hargreeves

Aliases: Number Six (Sparrow Timeline) Number Nine (New Timeline) The Cobra

Family: Sir Reginald Hargreeves (adoptive father, estranged, deceased) Grace Hargreeves (adoptive mother) Luther Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Marcus Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Diego Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Allison Hargreeves (adoptive sister) Number Five (adoptive brother) Fei Hargreeves (adoptive sister) Alphonso Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Klaus Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Sloane Hargreeves (sister figure/sister-in-law) Ben Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Christopher Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Viktor Hargreeves (adoptive brother) Lila Pitts (adoptive sister-in-law) Gabrielle Hargreeves (adoptive sister-in-law) Claire (adoptive niece) Adrianna Hargreeves (adoptive niece) Antonio Gill-Hargreeves (adoptive nephew)

Friends: Alphonso Hargreeves (adoptive brother/best friend) Viktor Hargreeves (adoptive brother/best friend) Number Five (adoptive brother/close friend) Luther Hargreeves (adoptive brother/close friend) Ben Hargreeves (adoptive brother/frenemy)

Romance: Jefferson (love interest), Peter (ex-boyfriend), Number Five (ex-crush)

Affiliation: Sparrow Academy (Sparrow Timeline), Umbrella Academy (New Timeline)

Umbrella Tattoo Location: Forearm

Species: Superhuman

Birthdate: October 1st 1989

Birthplace: Berlin, Germany

Occupation

Poet

Guitarist

Superhero (formerly)

Powers:

Poison Generation

Hallucinogenic Spit

Paralysis Spit

Stone Spit

Freeze Spit

Melting Spit

Cure Spit

Fear Spit

Acid Vomit

Sleep Vomit

Mental Detection

Fear Detection

Dream Seeing

Snake DNA

Neck Extension

Fangs

Skin Regeneration

Venom Resistance

Abilities:

Expert Combatant Expert Marksmanship Expert Guitarist Expert Poet Multilingual: English, German, Hebrew

Personality: Jayme is a sarcastic and cold individual. A loner with trust issues. Once described as a kind but timid girl that liked Number Five, she suffered horrific abuse that harden her personality to what it is. Her only friends are Alphonso and later Viktor.

#jayme hargreeves #Umbrella Academy #sparrow academy #hargreeves family #hargreeves siblings

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foxwell · 1 year

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My attempt at the UC Trivia Quiz

Spoilers for Arcs 1-10 as well as the trivia quiz itself, obviously

Four ❌ (remembered three, thought she had collected one more)

Dragonborn, specifically: Bronze ❌ (had the same problem that brass and bronze sound exactly the same to me)

Opal, shot through with blue and red ✅ 400

Halfling/Firbolg (mostly Firbolg), Gnome ❌ (was uncertain between Goblin and Gnome)

Ki Lon: Tiffany's accounting papers; Thalia: the catnip / philosopher's rosehip; Liyra: the phoenix ✅ 200

To a better tomorrow ❌

Juniper: Birdie; Serenity: Bunny; Riot: Spike; Art: /; Julian: Child ⚠️ (Julian wrong, so I will just give myself half) 150

Traveller's Provisions ✅ 400

Amethyst dragons ✅ 300

Two of Spades ⚠️ 200

The Plague Rat ✅ 200

Kipp, Lottie, Kix, Remeny, Salas ❌

A foot ✅ 500

A Lovejoy painting, Bracers of the Gricks, a pocketwatch ❌ (I had Viktor's compass in mind, which was not on the list anyways [A2E1 00:37:50])

Theophania Highwater Illanya Orpheus Renegold ⚠️ (Completely forgot there was an L, would have gotten that with the reminder, technically it's Rennigold. Partial credit.) 200

Septuplets ✅ 500

Jefferson Jeffers ✅ 500

Aetherborn ✅ 200

Four ❌ (They aren't Commoners, so I will accept the wrong answer. It were four people, though [A4E3 00:29:37])

An ornate dagger ✅ 200

Haley, Gus, Jenny, Reed ✅ 200 (my own question but I'd say it still counts) (also: my question!! hell yeah!!)

Solaris ✅ 100

It's a Natural 8 ✅ 100

Celestian ✅ 100

Jombo and Lursa ✅ 100

Wagering 200 points. Hope, Penny, Richard, Art, Hunter, Tanner, Robyn, Chase, Miles, Melody ✅ 200

Points: 4750 (4550 without the last question)

Hell yes! As soon as I learned to trust my gut it worked out pretty well for me I'd say ^^

#unprepared casters

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thedevilyk · 2 years

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request rules <3

fandoms !!

marvel

voltron

arcane

alice in borderland

star wars

supernatural

dc (kind of)

genshin impact

criminal minds

and probably more

genres !!

angst

fluff

horror

comfort

and maybe some spicy stuff

characters i’ll write for !!

marvel

tony stark

steve rogers

bucky barnes

scott lang

stephen strange

thor odinson

loki laufeyson

frank castle

matt murdock

elektra natchios

sam wilson

maria hill

hope van dyne

wanda maximoff

natasha romanoff

peter parker

karen page

voltron

keith kogane

lance mcclain

takashi shirogane

matthew holt

pidge holt

ryan kinkade

nadia rizavi

krolia

acxa

princess allura

coran

lotor

hunk garret

arcane

caitlyn

jinx

ekko

sevika

mel

viktor

jayce

grayson

vander

alice in borderland

shuntarō chishiya

ryōhei arisu

suguru niragi

mira kanō

yuzuha usagi

morizono aguni

daikichi karube

chōta segawa

hikari kuina

rizuna an

star wars

anakin skywalker

obi-wan kenobi

han solo

luke skywalker

boba fett

leia organa

rey

padmé amidala

qui-gon jinn

poe dameron

jyn erso

kylo ren

finn

din djarin

supernatural

dean winchester

sam winchester

castiel

gordon walked

ruby

harley quinn

barry allen

dick grayson

oliver queen

kara zor-el

jason todd

starfire

arthur curry

bruce wayne

jefferson pierce

leonard snart

lena luthor

cisco ramon

genshin impact

xiao

tartaglia

ayato

yae miko

raiden shogun

thoma

zhongli

kazuha

criminal minds

spencer reid

derek morgan

emily prentiss

jennifer jareau

aaron hotchner

david rossi

elle greenway

stephen walker

cat adams

penelope garcia

luke alvez

matthew simmons

things i will not write for !!

self harm

assault or abuse of any kind

pedophilia

formats !!

head canons

oneshots (600-1000+ words)

full on fics (if i have the motivation-)

blips (200-400 words)

#gender neutral y/n #x reader #oneshot #fanfic #arcane #angst #marvel #alice in borderland #dc #criminal minds #genhsin impact #voltron #request #fluff #comfort #supernatural #star wars

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themirthofanation · 4 months

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And of all the great leaders and defenders of the American constitution one could draw inspiration from when writing a stump speech like Jefferson, Lincoln, or Kennedy it’s clear that Putin and Orban trump them all.

#dolt45

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icarus-has-falllen · 2 years

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request: [{Open}] Closed

What fandom's I will write for

Stranger things

Umbrella Academy

Dreamsmp

Fear street

Marvel

✨Rodrick Heffley✨

Scream (the original)

Gravity falls

It chapters one and two

Hamilton

Wednesday

Star Wars

Who I will write for in each fandom

Stranger things

Gareth Emerson

Steve Harrington

Eddie munson

Billy Hargrove

Nancy wheeler

Mike wheeler

Dustin Henderson

Lucas sinclaire

Max mayfield

Will byer

Jane "eleven" hopper

Fred Benson

Chrissy Cunningham

Umbrella Academy

Klaus Hargreaves

Diego Hargreaves

Five Hargreaves

Allison Hargreaves

Viktor Hargreaves

FEAR STREET

simon

Young!Nick Goode

Ziggy

Marvel

Spider man (Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield)

Star Lord

Miles Morales

Scream

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What If…Conservative Podcasters Interviewed The Founding Fathers

Conservative podcasters always talk about the good old days when men were white, women had no power at all, and minorities were second-class citizens. They recall with great affection the wisdom and insight of The Founding Fathers. That’s George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, James Monroe, Alexander Hamilton, and John Jay.

It is indeed an esteemed group who were ahead of their time and introduced the world to the social experiment called democracy.

Let’s do a thought experiment. What would happen if some of the most popular conservative podcasters could interview The Founding Fathers?

By suspending belief and using our imagination — unless that has now been banned in schools along with many books — we can capture what those interviews would be like.

Let’s start with Tucker Carlson. Now, Tucker has recently been flirting with some of the most odious dictators in the world. He has a sweet spot in his Grinch-like heart for Vladimir Putin of Russia and Viktor Orban of Hungary, extolling the virtues of their political structure whee there is no free press, elections are rigged, the courts are hopelessly corrupt, and Putin’s and Orban’s cronies sodomize the economy.

Consequently, Tucker would not want to speak to a founding father, but instead he’d travel to London and talk with King George III of England.

Tucker Carlson interviews King George III of England

Tucker: Your majesty, What do you think about this American experiment in democracy? Did you hear that President George Washington refused to be called a King? Can you believe how woke he is?

King George III: Yes, Mr. Carlson, you took the royal words out of my royal mouth. Strong leaders are necessary if a nation or empire is to succeed. Unalienable rights are for sissies. The sad masses are too sensitive these days.

Tucker: It’s a tragedy how American leaders are soft on immigration. Did you know that some are even proposing we don’t take over all the land the Indians control?

King George III: First, Mr. Carlson, I am a man of traditional values. Queen Charlotte and I have had 15 children. Keep ’em pregnant, you know (The King winks at Carlson) and keep ’em quiet. And, yes, native people like the Indians should be conquered like British Empire has done successfully in so many areas around the world. We’ve conquered India, a lot of Africa — they’re such children — and Canada — they’re nice and easy to control.

And traditional values are important. I don’t go to church. Never have. But the masses should. It’ll keep them in line. By the by, beheading Sir Thomas More two hundred years ago was really fake news.

Ben Shapiro interviews James Madison

Ben Shapiro is an influential conservative commentator (just ask him, he’ll tell you) and strong believer in religious purity. He is a believer in Judeo-Christian values and Greek philosophy (although not Ancient Greece’s acceptance of gay people). In the past, Shapiro has said that transgender people suffer a mental disorder, same-sex couples cannot possibly raise children, and addressed the obesity epidemic with this pithy quote: “Kids are fat due to lack of parenting.”

Shapiro: Now, Mr. Madison, the Constitution that you wrote with others does not expressly forbid the blending of church and government. The United States can be a Christian Nationalist nation?

Madison: No, that’s not accurate. The establishment clause does not separate politics from religion, but it prohibits all levels of government either advancing or inhibiting religion. Many of the people here now fled Europe because of religious persecution. To establish a state religion would replicate that religious persecution in this great nation.

Shapiro: Facts don’t care about your feelings, sir.

Madison: I don’t know what that means, but it sounds snotty, sir.

Shapiro: Anyway, Mr. Madison, wouldn’t you agree that those who would impose government on the people are grievously wrong. That small government with very little regulation is the government you envisioned?

Madison: If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself.

Shapiro: Don’t you believe that people with different lifestyles and beliefs should not be granted the same rights as everyone else?

Madison: Equal laws protecting equal rights, are found as they ought to be presumed, the best guarantee of loyalty, and love of country; as well as best calculated to cherish that mutual respect and good will among citizens of every religious denomination which are necessary to social harmony and most favorable to the advancement of truth.

Dan Bognino interviews John Adams

Dan Bognino hosts a popular podcast and radio show and is a loud voice supporting the election fraud lie being pushed by Donald Trump and his followers.

Bognino: Mr. Adams, when you lost to Thomas Jefferson in the election of 1800, the winner was not announced until February 17, 1801. There had been a lot of political jockeying for an advantage. I’d say there was outright fraud?

Adams: Mr. Bognino, yes, there were some issues. But I would never interfere with the peaceful transfer of power. It is a sacred trust that the people place in a democracy. In fact, the 12th amendment fixed those issues several years later. Trust the Democratic process.

Bognino: But if you thought the election wasn’t far, even without any evidence that would stand up in court, isn’t it your right to contest?

Adams: Mr. Bognino, it’s very simple. If conscience disapproves, the loudest applauses of the world are of little value.

Bognino: Isn’t it true that the Founding Fathers supported slavery and understood that, at the time, it was acceptable?

Adams: Sir, I never owned a slave in my life and consider myself an abolitionist.

Bognino: Cut. I’m done with this guy. I told you. I just want guests on the show who agree with me!

Charlie Kirk interviews Thomas Jefferson

Charlie Kirk is a conservative podcaster and founder of Turning Point USA. Kirk’s “Exposing Critical Racism Theory” tour has made stops in Alabama, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, South Carolina, Texas and Vermont. For 90 minutes, Kirk speaks directly to the virtually all-white crowd and told them radical leftists want them to feel ashamed.

“Just because you’re a white person does not mean you have to begin apologizing simply for how God made you,” he says on the tour.

Kirk: Now, Mr. Jefferson. I know you’re a man of God. All those radical leftist, woke wild stories about you and Sally Hemings are all fake news. Right, sir?

Jefferson: No, Mr. Kirk. It is all accurately reported. I did father children by her.

Kirk: But you did support slavery during the war for independence because you were only gong along with the prevailing theories of the day. Isn’t that right, Mr. Jefferson?

Jefferson: I quote from a letter I wrote: “There must doubtless be an unhappy influence on the manners of our people produced by the existence of slavery among us. The whole commerce between master and slave is a perpetual exercise of the most boisterous passions, the most unremitting despotism on the one part, and degrading submissions on the other.”

Kirk: But you don’t think that white people should not in any way feel bad about the U.S.’s history of slavery?

Jefferson: I can answer that, Mr. Kirk, by quoting from a letter I wrote Mr. Edward Rutledge of South Carolina in July 1787. The letter said, and I quote: “I congratulate you, my dear friend, on the law of your state for suspending the importation of slaves, and for the glory you have justly acquired by endeavoring to prevent it for ever (sic). This abomination must have an end, and there is a superior bench reserved in heaven for those who hasten it.”

Ted Cruz interviews Benjamin Franklin

Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz is also known as the co-host of the podcast, Verdict With Ted Cruz, along with co-host Michael Knowles. Cruz, known as a crusader on the right, has also gained notoriety for flying to Cancun on a family vacation while Texas suffered a statewide power outage in February 2021, and for being a Trump supplicant after the former president insulted his wife, Heidi, during the 2016 presidential primaries.

Cruz: As a man of your time, you at least understand that slavery was accepted when the country was founded. Isn’t that true?

Franklin: In the 1750s, I owned slaves, but soon thereafter I began arguing against slavery. I became an abolitionist, and promoted education and the integration of blacks into U.S. society.

Cruz: How did you deal with enemies of the state who criticized our newly formed nation? Surely, they were radical socialists and part of the woke mob.

Franklin: We need disagreement. But it must be focused on ideas, not lifestyles. As I said in Poor Richard’s Almanac, “Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults.”

“Don’t throw stones at your neighbors, if your own windows are glass,” as I also said in Poor Richard’s Almanac.

Cruz: How did you and the other Founding Fathers stop the spread of elitist Marxists in universities like Columbia, Princeton, and Yale? We know our enemies are godless people with different ways of life and with different values. How did you defeat these enemies?

Franklin: Mr. Cruz. Remember the good book, Poor Richard’s Almanac. There, I said, “When you’re good to others, you’re best to yourself.” Then I followed up with, “Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices.” In essence, Mr. Cruz, haters gonna hate.

Samuel Alito barges in and asks one question of John Jay

Finally, Supreme Court Associate Justice Samuel Alito intruded and insisted upon asking a question of Founding Father and the first Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, John Jay.

Alito: Mr. Chief Justice, if you were alive today wouldn’t you support my agrument for rescinding a woman’s right to abortion?

Jay: Mr. Alito, I can only respond with one of my most memorable quotes: “To all general purposes, we have uniformly been one people; each individual citizen everywhere enjoying the same national rights, privileges, and protection.”

Sorry, Mr. Alito. I must object.

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Stay tuned next week when these same conservative podcasters interview Confederate generals and politicians and try to convince their audience once again that the Civil War was only about state’s rights, nothing more.

Spoiler Alert: Frederick Douglass and Abraham Lincoln offer dissenting views that the conservative podcasters characterize as “cancel culture.”

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