#Viv rambling

[momentomori24]

Surprisingly, hearing Vox and Val technically (I love how technically needed to be added) aren't dating didn't upset me as much as I thought it would. It did... for like a minute until I thought about how painfully much it fits them.

Val throws tantrums and is ready go out and kill people to let off steam, but decides to stay put in his room and sulk instead while he waits for his flat-faced prince to come and comfort him before he does anything drastic. He's killed and abused people for the slightest hint of non-compliance, which he sees as giving him an attitude or questioning his authority, but he doesn't so much as flinch when Vox raises his voice and starts shaking him in frustration more than once. He doesn't lash out or get angry when Vox tries to talk him out of marching towards the hotel, but instead listens to his points and takes his words to heart even when they weren't what he wanted to hear. He's not interested in Alastor, but is willing to sit through watching the extermination broadcast because Vox is a passionate football dad about his one-sided rival getting dunked on. He doesn't even act jealous towards Vox's obsession, just weirdly amused and supportive even tho he hates not being the center of attention any other times. And then there's Vox, who acts like he's annoyed to have to put up with Valentino but still does it anyway. He acts disinterested about Val's ranting over Angel until he hears that Angel might've quit because he's an jealous, insecure loser that wants that mf's attention to himself. He lights his cigarette and decides to call up their lowest earners for him to terrorize without being asked just to lighten his mood a little (unrelated but i feel for their employees). He keeps his eyes on him both in his room and when he's at the pub through the cameras he's got everywhere. He takes his hand like one would with a princess and smiles fondly at him before disappearing when noticing they're being watched. He's the only person that Val trusts enough to calm him down when his temper gets the better of him. And Val-- despite his volatile temper and obnoxious quirks-- is someone he respects and cares about, both as his business associate and romantic partner.

And they aren't dating. Val and Vox clearly have a connection and understanding and attraction yet are unable to confront those feelings in fear of being vulnerable. So they aren't dating. Val obsesses over Angel and Vox obsesses over Alastor to distract themselves of the other only to fall back into each other's arms at the end of the day. Even tho they aren't dating. They celebrate, dance, sing, support and shamelessly make out with each other. They're the only ones that would put up with each other's bullshit no matter what-- but for some reason, they're still not dating. They are two of the worst Overlords in Hell, capable of committing so many despicable acts and jumping to immoral tactics for their own gain without any regrets, but opening that door into genuine emotional vulnerability? Acknowledging their softness for each other? That's where they draw the line. They're clearly made for each other, but neither of them dare to step over that line to commit to something more.

Which means that we could get to actually see these changes take place. We could get to see more sides to these two we still haven't seen before. We could get to see them actually start dating and the complicated journey it took to get there. We could get to scream and kick and seeth as these two morons continue to dance around admitting their very much requited romantic feelings for every stupid reason under the sun episode after episode. We could get to see these two fix each other and make each other worse simultaneously. Mostly make each other worse. We could get to see them have a romantic duet. We could get to see them be happy together-- officially together-- while they make life worse for everyone around them.

All this mumbo-jumbo, sleep-deprived ranting will likely not happen, but the potential character growth, the dynamic development, the resolved romantic tension, the SONGS we could get??? I'm clinging onto this hope for dear life until it's ripped from my cold, dead hands.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #voxval #staticmoth #only a few things make me giddier than two horrible men being less horrible when they're together #two businessmen who keep their hearts behind lock and key and refuse to acknowledge that they might actually be in love #whose actions speak louder than words even when they don't want them to #this is absolutely fueled by the bad liars comic by lola summer and how it portrayed their dynamic btw #and by the valentino animatic as well #case in point i really want some tender moments between these two and the vees in general #like please #viv please #not brushing this up have my incoherent rambling about these two in its purest form #i'm frothing at the mouth over these two and you're going to suffer through this mess with me #shoutout to all the staticmoth shippers that used viv's confirmation about them not dating to make themselves stronger you guys are awesome #momento rambles

[sluckythewizard]

THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)

#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST #SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG #their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart #ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT #THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM. #'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK #IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER? #AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER #BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED #HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG #THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE #viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!' #'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit... #im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH #I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS #okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl #IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee #check out my main artblog. GO!!!

[red-might-be-dead]

weylin twins top surgery clinic

#red rambles relentlessly #jrwi show #the suckening #vex weylin #viv weylin #the weylin twins #jrwi vex #jrwi viv

[teeth-cable]

The hazbin hotel fandom is hilarious because the majority of you are ADULTS but when a POC or someone has a valid critique of the POC rep in Hazbin, you will say these things with a straight face.

“I don’t understand why making a black character a cannibal and treating his vodou as a Halloween aesthetic is problematic.”

“Why is portraying a latina’s valid anger as her being bitchy and treating it as a joke is bad?”

“Why is making the Japanese woman character main character trait being men obsessed is a bad stereotype?”

“Why is portraying a grown black woman as a kid is infantilizing her?”

“Why is making the only hispanic man a sexual predator who is loud mouthed and obnoxious terrible?”

This or you guys just pretend you didn’t hear anything. Also don’t use “IT’S HELL!” or “THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD PEOPLE!” excuses. There are better ways to write POCs as bad people without resorting to stereotypes and treating them like jokes 

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin critical #hazbin hotel criticism #꧁Rambles꧂ #The amount of white fans I see excusing Al being a black man is a cannibal and his vodou is #Is crazy #Literally I found a person saying that it wasn't offensive #Also I know that Viv is a Latina but her being a POC doesn't excuse the bad rep in the show and pilot #It's actually surprising since you would think she would want to avoid writing stereotypes for her POCs characters but I guess not #hazbin hotel critical

[moneyndior]

too sweet by hozier songfic where it’s luke thinking he’s too bitter for reader and might corrupt her and vocalizes it but can’t help but imagine a life with her like reader loves luke but luke won’t allow himself to love her to protect her i’m fucking feral

#ᕱ ᕱ ♡ viv’s rambles ‧₊˚ ✩ #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan imagine #percy jackson x reader #I LOVE YOU HOZIER #GOD I NEED TO SEE HIM LIVE #NOWWWWW.

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

I hate it here... ç_ç

#Vivziepop #Helluva Boss #Helluva Boss Spoilers #Helluva Boss Stolas #Helluva Stolas #Stolas #Stolas Goetia #Prince Stolas #Fave Character #Comfort Character #Parallels #Personal Rambles #DANG YOU AND YOUR FORESHADOWS VIV!!! #ç_ç

[smoke-that-zaza-dude]

i wonder if charlie expected people to simp for viv and vex. i wonder how he'd react to the multiple people wanting to be dissected by them (its me im one of those people hellooooo)

#rambling in the blunt rotation circle #the suckening #viv and vex #viv jrwi #vex jrwi #jrwi the suckening

[shortbreadly]

i genuinely can’t believe how much content we’re getting lately it’s insane. like we’ve got episode eight coming this weekend (with about two days notice might i add), season 2 episode five coming very soon, and with summer arriving hazbin should be right around the corner. viv/spindlehorse are honestly doing so well right now

#I’M SO HYPED IT’S INSANE #also sam haft retweeted viv’s above post hinting at something special music related in episode eight #which i think we all guessed but still it’s exciting #i can’t wait to see episode eight and see all the new added meaning behind the recent season two episodes #and also as the world building fan i am i’m buzzing about seeing gluttony #pun not intended #helluva boss #helluva boss episode eight #helluva boss season two #hazbin hotel #shortbreadly rambles

[fbwzoo]

I brought Ed out for a bit earlier, to sit on the chaise with me & Jack. He stayed put for a few minutes, taking in all of the sights & sounds around him. Then he moved around on the blanket, smelling with his tongue. He climbed!!! The back of the couch!!!! There was much celebration from everyone 💜

And then he walked over to my leg, actively SNUGGLED himself between leg & heated blanket, and settled there.

Humans instantly dead. Killed by cute dragon.

#reptiblr #bearded dragon #ed beardie #fbw rambles #my pets #he SNUGGLED #😭😭😭 #and in that moment i knew i would die for this little lizard #i need a new heat set up for his viv first #but after that #i need to get him a harness and a cuddle sling

[zhouszishu]

will be on indefinite hiatus again because the last semester of law school (and my anxiety about the bar) is kicking my butt

manifesting that the next time i log back onto this hellsite that i'll be doing it as an official baby attorney :)

#whyyyy did i decide to clerk again this semester omg #but at least i got some validation regarding my work product today :) #i was told a “good job” and “this is very helpful” like i'm gonna run on this validation until at least next week #anyways i'll probably see y'all after i take the bar in july #vivs rambles

[inc0gnit0-m0de]

John Constantine's cool

I like the og comics and all the renditions of him as a scraggly old man

but then sometimes you remember 90% of new DC adaptions of him have him like this

(old man... save me..)

#hellspawn ramblings #lemony artssss #john constantine #this is sATIRE #but fr tho #the sexyification is so random #I deadass had to shrink down Alastor's neck bc Viv's anatomy is giving me ocd

[red-might-be-dead]

i love the weylin twins…….

#red rambles relentlessly #jrwi show #the suckening #viv weylin #vex weylin #viv jrwi #vex jrwi

[teeth-cable]

I saw another blog bring this up but I think this is important to state.

Vivziepop is actively fucking endangering people by using demonic sigils.

Case in point: a while ago someone on the Helluva subreddit wanted to get Stolas' Sigil as an actual tattoo and only like a 1/3 of the comments were like "HOLY FUCK DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS FOR RELIGIOUS AND SAFETY REASONS"

Like I don't care if you don't believe in the supernatural or whatever. You don't FUCK with this shit. Like even if you ignore the potential issues there's the fact Stolas is a patron for neo pagans.

Like I can understand why Vivziepop uses the sigils in the show somewhat but she should NEVER sell merch with that shit.

Like one shes comidifying religious shit on a show that only us 0.1% related to the Ars Goetia and demonology. This effects people who deal with the supernatural and will make their practices be seen from the outside a some sort of quirky fandom thing and not taken seriously.

She is potentially having people open up entry points for demons.

She is not a practicing neo pagan or worshipper of any patron demons and is stealing from them without any fucking respect. She has no right to profit using their iconography. Like it would be like me using the Star of David to market my show about Jesus.

As someone who heard rumors about how the Lore Olympus fandom attacking actual Hellenists for worshiping Apollo because LO Apollo is a horrible person. What the FUCK do you think Vivziepop's cult would do if they found out someone worships Paimon or pagan worshippers in general having issues with how the Ars Goetia is portrayed?

Not surprising to me that Viv is treating actual demonic sigils as an aesthetic. She has done this before with Alastor’s Hatitan voodoo in the pilot.

Another problem I have with Viv not doing research about demonology and religions is she obviously doesn’t care about respecting these religions and spreading harmful misconceptions about them to her fans who knows nothing about them. Fans think voodoo symbols and demon sigils are just designs because of how Viv treats them in her show and merch.

There is an actual reason why these religions don’t let anyone use these symbols. I don’t care if Viv is an atheist, you still have to respect other’s religions and their rules. From what I heard people who are into demonology and these religions hate the show because of how inaccurate it is. The fans would just ignore or harass them because they dare criticize a show misusing their religion.

#Viv stop misappropriating cultures and religion challenge #➥Asks #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #꧁rambles꧂ #helluva critical

[anna-scribbles]

hi anna i was driving home listening to anastasia and thought idly "how could i make this a miraculous ladybug au?" and then i remembered hearing that you already have one!!! so i've gone through your whole anastasia tag and if you felt like talking any more about this au i'm DYING to hear about it, i was thinking it would be a princess adrien/conwoman marinette kinda deal but A GUARDIANSHIP AMNESIA AU???? MY heart TURNED INSIDE OUT and then grew FOUR sizes, i'm riveted and welded to my seat

hi viv it is CRAZY that you would say this to me bc my entire brain has been anastasia au lately and i am nearly done with the first chapter of my fic anyway the premise of the story in my brain is that marinette is anya (forced to renounce guardianship during the final battle with hawkmoth and loses her memory). adrien is dimitri (beautiful yet forced into deceit due to unfortunate life circumstances such as losing track of ladybug). and chat noir is grandmama (im not explaining this one).

tiiiiiiny snip from ch 1 under the cut

#not to say i’m not INCREDIBLY interested in a princess adrien/conman marinette au #look all i’m saying is that anastasia is multifaceted and so are adrien and marinette. #there’s room for a lot of anastasia aus here. #this was a very sweet message ty viv #asks #anna rambles #anastasia au

[moneyndior]

mmm a ‘what you need’ songfic with luke castellan🤍🤍🤍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍

#infecting ny mind actually #IGNORE HOW THIS IS MY FIRST POST ON THIS ACCOUNT LNFOAOAOAOA #luke castellan smut #luke castellan x reader #‘he’s what you want—i’m what you need’ #i need luke castellan in ways that would send the feminist movement back 200 years #ᕱ ᕱ ♡ viv’s rambles ‧₊˚ ✩

[hearts4juzi]

if this gets 100 notes i'll finally draw fnaf again

#/hj #tzu rambles #tempted to make one like “if i get this many likes ill never post viv media again” but thatd kill me LMAO