#WAIT THAT WAS A HATE FUCK FIC 👁👁

[mithrilbookofmystery]

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OK SO *slams down 30k words of draft* I know the original ask post said to talk about a fic I haven't written but haunts me, but believe me, this is fic is not written. We're like not even a quarter of the way through, most of this doc is notes, this fic have been haunting me since last june or so send help

So anyways. This is "the fic I'll never write" which I do have a tag about as you might have noticed, it's one of the very few things I have a tag for on here that's how much it's haunting me. I'm never going to publish this fic also, tho that's mainly bc A) it's way too fucking long B) the fandom and ship are both obscure as hell and C) its also embarrassing 😣 cringe is dead except when it's me and my fanned fictions. That being said, I'm calling the two guys A and B for simplicity's sake.

A and B hate each other's guts. They were friends once, but had a very big falling out with hurt feelings and bad miscommunications all around and basically they vowed to never talk to each other again. And then one day A wakes up and realizes that 1) his house got moved into while he was asleep(he is very ??? over this given that he was in the middle of moving in the day before; his house was basically empty 8 hours ago and now it is Not) and 2) B is coming over for lunch to pick up his stuff(????? This is even MORE confusing bc A is getting the vibe all of a sudden that they were in a relationship together? Which doesn't make sense bc he's not gay. Wait. Is he gay? What the fuck is going on???)

B comes over and they have a very stilted lunch (where it seems like B feels like something is off, too, but hes not saying anything...), B takes his stuff and leaves, and A spends the rest of the week alone in this house that he has both lived in for years and also Has Not and very confused about this new life he suddenly has.

And then A wakes up in a castle as the trusted advisor to the king in a medieval fantasy world and he is EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN BEFORE!

Also the King is B. Great.

A spends a lot longer here than in the last universe (like 3/4 of a year), long enough for a magical war to come and pass, some character development shit to happen, and also for the King (who, again, is B) to fall in battle (and it's the one they win the war in too, RIP) and go into a Magical Nightmare Coma (bc they were warring with magical nightmare beasts). This is Bad, for a variety of reasons.

Now A is conflicted abt this bc B is his friend, bit also very much not, but that doesn't mean he wants him to die, but also the A of this universe, the advisor, is starting to get the idea to kill the king to get the throne... His death would be easy to explain away, given the circumstances...

A, instead, goes to find magicians to break the curse. This is the first good thing hes done all fic lmao

B wakes up, the kingdom throws a party, and that night, B tells A about how Something Strange has happened to him - he's not from here. From this world. He's from somewhere else, somewhere Different and in the Future but with no magic and he doesn't know how he got here or got to be possessing the king's body but he's been here for past like 3/4 of the year now and hes sorry for acting strangely if he has but he doesn't really know what to do-

A tells B that he's in the same boat, because he is. B realizes that this A is his A and he hates his A. So. B says some things he'll probably regret later bc being mean is the best defense he's learned against A's general air of uncaring-ness for the effects of his /j "jokes" (they're not jokes, half the time they're just mean, but anyways), and storms off.

The next day, A wakes up in a submarine. He thinks he is going to scream.

They go through....,,., a lot of universes. I think it's over 25 rn but idk. Some are shorter than others, the longest is like a year and a half but we'll get to that. The general arcs are:

1. The beginning bit (Just Broke Up, King/Advisor, Deep Sea Biologists (that ones just an excuse to stick them in a small space for a while to duke it out lmao), Astronauts (kinda same premise as last one but there's a third party now), Musicians, Wild West, Minecraft, Wizards, Desert Island (to quote the notes there, "they duke it out but calmer now"), semi-back in their home universe but something's Off, Superhero(B)/Supervillain(A))

In this part they start off hating each other, but slowly warm up to each other again by the Wizard universe (they're wizards there <3). They recognize that they're each other's only constant in this mess, so in the Desert Island 'verse, they agree to try and find each other right away in each new universe they wake up in (instead of messing around for a while before accidentally stumbling into each other like they'd done before). They debate about the versions of themselves they're possessing, with A very adamant about not changing each universe's lives too much, while B is willing to throw that out the window if keeping the status quo endangers each other. He's starting to like A as a friend again and doesn't want to have to tiptoe around him to compensate for this other life that was thrust upon him, sue him. This comes to a head at the end of the superhero verse when A foils his own plan to save B's life, revealing his own identity to the press in the process - VERY much changing the status quo of this A's life. B is very very confused and conflicted abt this but we don't know how A feels bc its B's POV this chapter.

Also it's worth noting that B still gets nightmares from getting attacked by a nightmare beast monster thing, and he will continue having them for the rest of the fic. They get a heck of a lot worse in the next one <3 and he doesn't tell A abt them until like 3 years into this bullshit

Also also they are so homesick already god bless

2. The Death Universes (the death universes) (this is the year and a half one btw)

They wake up in separate universes where the other is dead bc I love inflicting characters with hardships and problems and trauma <3

They get therapy in these ones too which helps them to like accept blame and shit when it comes to their old argument but also not blame themselves completely and break and also hold each other accountable more and in healthier ways

3. Post-Death bits AKA the rest of the fic p much (its like over half the fic I'm not listing all these out)

Points of interest:

- they reunite and are so so happy about it that they become codependent

- they go to a BOTW AU and B is Link and has amnesia but not just the B from the BOTW universe has it, the original B has it also and he. He fucking going through it man

- bc of the whole amnesia thing B starts thinking of himself where he's not really the B of whichever universe but hes also not really the original B either (tho that's always usually the one more in control each time); the two have kind of merged together, and each new universe creates a new version of B

- he goes with that for a while until it gives him an existential crisis and OG B starts maintaining his independence again

- anyways then they get more codependent <3 fruity edition

- they start to realize they're getting codependent and go :/ uh oh oopsie poopsie

- why did I say that I'm sorry

- anyways they try to homebrew some therapy for themselves but given their situation it's not exactly.. uh.... But tbh it's the best they got right now ngl. it works well enough

- it helps that the universe right after they agree to Spend Some Time Apart™️ they wind up in one where they physically cannot meet each other until they get to the end of it and have to make new friends along the way (Dead Gods AU my beloved....... <3)

- they get to a universe where they're Dads and Gay and Married and go 😳

- they only get fruitier from here

And then it vaguely ends around there. I don't really want to ever write an ending for it, if only bc it feels cheap to end it before they get home but also writing them going home feels wrong, but also, again, I'm never publishing this so I'm not too pressed about it

Saying that, I do want to share some bits from the scenes I have actually written that I'm proud of :3 A is red and B is blue. Sometimes the versions of themselves from a universe will have a different name and I do differentiate between the two; when that happens, the alternate universe versions will have a lighter color than OG A or B. Some of them aren't the same size so you'll have to tap the pics to read all of it

Their fight in the first universe, where they don't really know what's going on but they do know they have just recently broken up and are still very hurt abt that

P much the only scene written for the Superhero AU bit, mainly bc I know I cannot top this

There's a bit of a jump in their conversation between these two, but I hope it still makes sense. Mid-part 3, around the time when B's having his existential crisis and right when they start being fruity. (Pastel/Punk AU also High School AU but it's like the weird teen movie version of high school - they're a little weirded out by it lol)

And ofc Dead Gods AU my beloved <3

Also I made a playlist. They're not really in any particular order story-wise, and some remind me of the story more than others, but yeah :)

When I tell you this story fuckgin HAUNTS me bro......

#the fic ill never write #if anyones wondering why p much all my other WIPs have been seemingly abandoned for so long. its bc of this one fucking fic #and other things but mainly this #ive gotten so many story ideas out of this bro..... #like i want to turn the god au one into its own thing at some point. god i have so many ideas for that #and also maybe the superhero one if only bc that one scene i wrote fucking slaps #also there was originally going to be a MLP au in there and then i scrapped that #and then turned those versions of A and B into my MLP OCs <3 #A is Solenopsis and B is Petri Chord #but also not really but also yes #so glad to finally talk about this #and thank u dear reader for listening to my infodump

[baekhvuns]

No the song was not GOOD I mean have you heard the original?! It's hilariously bad so the Eng version is even worse better idusjdhdhdusbdbs. Yeah we can be his cats 👁👄👁

Hwa is a siren HE LURES US WITH HIS HIPS! Vampire Seonghwa is always on my mind it's just peak Hwa for me

Yessss I think he used to be too shy to do those "cool" things, but now despite feeling embarrassed he goes for it anyway because HE LIKES WHEN ATINYS ARE FOOLED 😭 and the reactions yeah he loves that and good for him. Pls leave Jongho alone 💀 also Hongjoong HE DOESN'T WANNA SHOW YOU HIS ABS MAN HATES EXERCISING TOO

There seems to be some spiders epidemic going helpppp. Also there are so many bugs in general 😭 why can't they leave me alooooooneeeeee, get your own houses! Shockingly there aren't many mosquitoes these days?

I heard from my Exo-ls friends that some things haven't been continued and they're still waiting for more clues. Yeah Skz doesn't rely on their storyline as heavily, but you can see elements of it throughout their MVs like Side Effects, Astronaut, Levanter. Noeasy and especially Oddinary had huge story behind them with the sound monster, then Felix was the main character in Oddinary we theorised they referenced Alice in Wonderland. Some people dislike lore which is fine, but I don't get the complaints? I think Aespa and Kwangya is a bit cringy and SM is trying too hard to incorporate Kwangya in other artists' music, but the AI and black mamba ideas are actually not bad

I saw the leak I wonder which one is the title? So many leaks with this cb, kinda sad. So the pre orders dropped and tbh I'm not too happy we're back to squares RIP MY SHELF DESIGN also it means smaller photobooks...whack, not to mention they got rid of the lyric postcards and replaced them with ID PHOTOCARDS?! Yeah I get it the whole government thing, but those are so useless. I saw people on twt being happy and I'm like huh? The covers are... whatever, I gave up on interesting Ateez cover designs, lmaooooo. I woke up and I need to complain maybe it's the period and I need to deal with my GO too 😭 I saw USA has some exclusive versions like jewel cases 💀 and the amount of fan signs/video calls already. Maybe I'll win one 😭

Omg really?! I forgot about The Great Seducer, but now it makes sense that bb!Hwa was based on him

Size kink when she's 2cm taller than San 😭😭😭 you'll never catch me with that kink too.

Lmao but people are on much higher levels though. I play during work when I'm bored which is almost always hhahahdahaghaga. I know bestie I'm going to another party this weekend COME OVER. I missed two ATZ songs because I arrived late I was big mad :////

That sucks you can't see her even though she's coming to your city, fuck uni who needs to be a lawyer! Yes and her response after the backlash was a bit, hmmm... tainted her image for sure, but it was probably her company so it's not her choice, but yeah some companies actually see the backlash and cancel their NFT plans, like A.C.E's company for example

The fake tweets are funny, but yes sometimes I'm just like???

NEED TO SINK MY TEETH INTO SEONGHWA'S COLLARBONES BUT HIS ARMS ARE NEXT! My friends went to Uni Kon and said it was scorching so no wonder the artists were sweating buckets 😭😭😭😭 but I also hate seeing Hwa in the Wang shorts again because that man is 💀💀💀💀💀 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10736079/Designer-Alexander-Wang-returns-accused-sexually-assaulting-male-transgender-models.html sorry for the Daily Mail link but yeah. So when I saw someone say @ AW on twt PLEASE HIRE SEONGHWA AS YOUR MODEL I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOO DO NOOOOOOT.

Oooooh I saw that miss tenelkadjowrites published another Seonghwa fic 👀 I think I need to wait until I'm period-free to read it cause now the vibe is ruined khdhsudhjsbshshs - DV 💖

hello hi!!

No the song was not GOOD I mean have you heard the original?! It's hilariously bad so the Eng version is even worse better idusjdhdhdusbdbs. Yeah we can be his cats 👁👄👁

FBWMFBWK WORSE BETTER 😭😭😭 his cats??? what type bESTIE theres categories fbwhhdjd

Hwa is a siren HE LURES US WITH HIS HIPS! Vampire Seonghwa is always on my mind it's just peak Hwa for me

FORGET SIREN HWA BELLY DANCING AU FT.MISS SHAKIRA FBWNFHS 😭😭😭 vampire hwa omg,,, i don’t think there’s many out there tbh ive seen someone but it’s usually that period sex thing and 😭😭😭???? 🔫🔫

Yessss I think he used to be too shy to do those "cool" things, but now despite feeling embarrassed he goes for it anyway because HE LIKES WHEN ATINYS ARE FOOLED 😭 and the reactions yeah he loves that and good for him. Pls leave Jongho alone 💀 also Hongjoong HE DOESN'T WANNA SHOW YOU HIS ABS MAN HATES EXERCISING TOO

YESSS BRWNDHEK EXACTLY HE FUCKING DOES IT ANYWAY ITS LIKE A ENEMIES TO LOVERS CAT MOUSE RELATIONSHIP AND WE ALL KNOW HE MF LOVES THAT no fr pls leave him alone,,, i knew someone who would constant say “i wanna lick their abs” bestie pls it’s been 2 mins 😭😭🤚🏼 FBWNDHSK EXACTLY JUST APPRECIATE THE SONGS 😭😭

There seems to be some spiders epidemic going helpppp. Also there are so many bugs in general 😭 why can't they leave me alooooooneeeeee, get your own houses! Shockingly there aren't many mosquitoes these days?

NO FR SPIDERMAN : EVERY ONES HOME 😭😭😭 GORRRRL THE MOSQUITOES ARE THOSE THIN ASS ONES THOSE ONES THAT GO STRAIGHT THRU THE NET WINDOWS 😭😭😭 u are a spider whisperer <3

I heard from my Exo-ls friends that some things haven't been continued and they're still waiting for more clues. Yeah Skz doesn't rely on their storyline as heavily, but you can see elements of it throughout their MVs like Side Effects, Astronaut, Levanter. Noeasy and especially Oddinary had huge story behind them with the sound monster, then Felix was the main character in Oddinary we theorised they referenced Alice in Wonderland. Some people dislike lore which is fine, but I don't get the complaints? I think Aespa and Kwangya is a bit cringy and SM is trying too hard to incorporate Kwangya in other artists' music, but the AI and black mamba ideas are actually not bad

EXACTLY THAT !!!! been waiting ages for a proper comeback so we can get answers but sm 🔫🔫 aHHHHHH is what is their universe called?? AYO ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND?? 👁🤚🏼👁 why is it disliked? is seems too coolio??? tbh i didn’t think jyp would be a group to ever have theories yet here we are dbdbd YEAAAH THAT KWANGYA SHIT i get the idea but why not just let groups have their own universes 😭😭😭 i liked the black mamba concept esp!! the two world between AI and them,,, bc kwangya don’t make sense 😭😭😭

I saw the leak I wonder which one is the title? So many leaks with this cb, kinda sad. So the pre orders dropped and tbh I'm not too happy we're back to squares RIP MY SHELF DESIGN also it means smaller photobooks...whack, not to mention they got rid of the lyric postcards and replaced them with ID PHOTOCARDS?! Yeah I get it the whole government thing, but those are so useless. I saw people on twt being happy and I'm like huh? The covers are... whatever, I gave up on interesting Ateez cover designs, lmaooooo. I woke up and I need to complain maybe it's the period and I need to deal with my GO too 😭 I saw USA has some exclusive versions like jewel cases 💀 and the amount of fan signs/video calls already. Maybe I'll win one 😭

YEAH SOMEONE SENT IT TO ME 😭😭 it looks intimidatingly good tho esp the songs,,,, no.2 (this for anyone wondering is not the name no im not gonna reveal it fbdb) sounds better be some bombass beat drop,,,, FBWKDHWK NO BC WHY ARE WE BACK AT SQUARES THEY FUCKING NEVER FIT AND ARE SO THICK 😭😭😭 omg i forgot,,, smaller photo books but watch the photos be so pretty and we can’t even see half of it 😭😭😭ID CARDS RIGHT??? LIKE SOME GOVERNMENT JAIL CELL OR SOMETHING omg did u see the blue version, the poster looks like them in their halateez outfits yeah gave up on the designs 😭😭😭 saw this one by an atiny and the way id buy it all in an is at buy if they were like this,,, BESTIE DID U GET THE SIGNED ONES????

Omg really?! I forgot about The Great Seducer, but now it makes sense that bb!Hwa was based on him

YES ESP FROM THIS GIF

Size kink when she's 2cm taller than San 😭😭😭 you'll never catch me with that kink too.

Lmao but people are on much higher levels though. I play during work when I'm bored which is almost always hhahahdahaghaga. I know bestie I'm going to another party this weekend COME OVER. I missed two ATZ songs because I arrived late I was big mad :////

FHWKDHWK HEY SIZE KINK BUT WITH YUNHO AND MINGI 🔫🔫🔫 JDBWK BESTIE DAMN UR FAST AT GAMING AYO 😭😭😭 I WILL COME HAVE A SEAT FOR ME PUT UR BAG ON IT SO I KNOW ITS RESERVED FBFB 😭😭😭🤚🏼 if u missed fireworks id literally never forgive u 🔫

That sucks you can't see her even though she's coming to your city, fuck uni who needs to be a lawyer! Yes and her response after the backlash was a bit, hmmm... tainted her image for sure, but it was probably her company so it's not her choice, but yeah some companies actually see the backlash and cancel their NFT plans, like A.C.E's company for example

LMFAOOOO 😭😭 i tbh would rather go see dean bc he comes here often dbdbd rEALLY?? omg i just saw it and the ratios of the twt’s fbwnfbsn oH YEAH DEF PPL ARE SAYING GASLIT?? GIRLBOSS?? 😭😭🤚🏼 ACE FTW TBH AT LEAST THEY ACKNOWLEDGE WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM NFTS u know kun was my bias but that mofo also got an nft 😭😭😭 for jay chou 😭😭???? disgrace???

The fake tweets are funny, but yes sometimes I'm just like???

LMFAOOOO RIGHT FREE LIKES I GUESS HIT TWEETS 😭😭

NEED TO SINK MY TEETH INTO SEONGHWA'S COLLARBONES BUT HIS ARMS ARE NEXT! My friends went to Uni Kon and said it was scorching so no wonder the artists were sweating buckets 😭😭😭😭 but I also hate seeing Hwa in the Wang shorts again because that man is 💀💀💀💀💀 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10736079/Designer-Alexander-Wang-returns-accused-sexually-assaulting-male-transgender-models.html sorry for the Daily Mail link but yeah. So when I saw someone say @ AW on twt PLEASE HIRE SEONGHWA AS YOUR MODEL I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOO DO NOOOOOOT.

JFVWDE DV ANON VAMPIRE ERA STARTING FBFBF 😭😭😭 omg no wonder it must be like one of those hot wind days 🔫🔫 one of my friends korea met btob’s minhyuk (at a fanmeet outside) aND HE WAS SWEATING ALL SHINY BUT HE STILL LOOKED SO FINE FBFBF oh man yeah,,,, when i see idols w him i just want to log out 🔫 i also understand that some idols have to end up being civil to them at events bc they also cant directly say shit,,, the when he first wore it a while back?? in fireworks era and did that one sigh 😭😭 NAURRR PLS NOT AS THAT BRANDS MODEL FBEN SEONGHWA EITHER FOR DIOR OR CHANEL OR YSL NO IN BETWEEN

Oooooh I saw that miss tenelkadjowrites published another Seonghwa fic 👀 I think I need to wait until I'm period-free to read it cause now the vibe is ruined khdhsudhjsbshshs - DV 💖

OHH BESTIE I READ IT IT SOOOO GOOOD 1000% BEST FOR RAINY DAYS DBDB man’s a fuckass tho but <3

also

ALSO

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

[theloveinc]

CATO are u talking about the all might soulmate fic where reader (they arent together or know theyre soulmates, i think) hates him bc of his job and the amount of injuries he gets and how it affects her daily life? and she fucks endeavor as a form of retaliation to get back at AM?? is that the one??

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where all might doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him but then she meets toshinori and doesn’t realize but is sooo happy…………………👁👁

I have no idea why but it’s one of my favorite bnha fics ever LMAOOOO. I remember when I first found it, I read it through entirely every day for like… an entire month straight hrbdjfbkfhfjfj. I would wait a thousand years for an update, but I’ve also since come to terms with never too bc it was so good anyway😌

Did you like it???

#honestly. there are some all might fics that just do it for me too well #it’s one of the reasons why I love him but can’t write for him… bc it’s such a particular vision that im scared to get it wrong #but AHHHHHH I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH #Im gonna go home and binge it now probably #durhfmnjfjfjt #caitie answers #anon

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-yigas]

good evening yiga scribe i hope you’re having a good night (or day/morning wherever you are)

if it isn’t too much of an ask, could i get a fic where kohga has a stomach bug or something that causes him to throw up and sooga is comforting/taking care of him? i’ve been having a lot of stomach issues and it’d be great if you could (although if you don’t wanna do anything cause of like emetophobia or something i totally get that)

don’t mind me- just stalking your page again 👁👁

I have others in the works, but I have a soft spot for those who need some comfort. So, let's go!

"ow..."

Kohga groaned, holding onto his stomach. They had gone traveling (mainly because Sidon begged them to go with him), and they had bumped into a nice little lady on their travels. Sooga didn't like her (far too abrasive for his liking), but Kohga found her just precious. It was why he sat there, and ate a whole bowl of whatever it was she cooked. Sooga warned Kohga not to eat something made from ancient parts, but Kohga insisted he would be fine. He was in fact, not fine. Well, he wasn't dying, but he was in enough pain and annoyance for him to feel agony. While the sign of him whining meant he'd live, it still didn't make Sooga happy.

"I'm here Master Kohga, I'm here. Easy."

Sooga had just gotten back from the kitchen, plenty on his tray. He put a wet rag on his poor forehead, which helped Kohga's poor, hot forehead. Sooga was such a great caregiver, seeming to know just when to give Kohga his puke bucket. He waited as he purged his stomach, before he leaned over to rub his poor back.

"Sooga. Why am I too nice of a person?"

"We all have our flaws. Yours is being far too kind and trusting, as well as being too dashing for your own good."

Kohga wiped his mouth, handing the bucket to Sooga. It was gross work to many, but no job was too much for Sooga to perform. He put the bucket down, pushing it aside a bit. Kohga groaned a bit, and it hurt Sooga's poor heart.

"It's so sweet that you didn't track her down and kill her, Sooga."

"I try to be a gentleman. Now, drink."

He handed Kohga a nice cup of peppermint tea. Nice and warm, just how he liked it. Kohga nodded in thank you, before taking a sip of the tea.

"Ugh. How is it you make everything else so shitty, but you make the PERFECT tea?"

"It was a requirement in my household growing up. It's nice to see it's come in handy. Now, finish your tea, your soup should be cool enough by then."

"You didn't make it did you?"

"I actually did!"

That had Kohga's interest. He took another sip of his tea, watching as Sooga lightly fanned the bowl of broth.

"You made it? YOU? Made chicken broth? For ME?"

"Of course. I even killed your favorite bird to make it."

"Those emu bastards?"

"Exactly."

"Good. Assholes."

Ever since that one time that an eldrin ostrich trampled him, Kohga has not forgiven them. Kohga finished his tea promptly, giving Sooga the cup back. Sooga chuckled as he leaned over, his Master clearly ready to taste.

"You're excited."

"Course! you made it for me! You never cook!"

"Because you always say I do it wrong."

"You do, but I like making you do things for me."

Kohga opened his mouth to accept a spoonful, before wincing terribly.

"You sure this is broth?"

"Yes, why?"

"Tastes like wet ass. Did you pluck the damn thing before you put it in there?"

Sooga was about to put the bowl away, when Kohga snapped his fingers.

"Hey, I didn't say put it away, shithead. I need liquids in me, and unfortunately It can't come from your cock."

Sooga chuckled, obeying his master's request for more.

"You hate my cooking, don't you?"

"Oh it's fucking awful. I'd literally rather lick the juiciest asshole than eat this. But I love you, and I can tell you worked hard."

"I did. I also knew you wouldn't like it."

"Then why the fuck did you make it?"

Kohga huffed, accepting another spoonful.

"Because you feel good when you complain about things."

Kohga opened his mouth to say something, before muttering, folding his arms across his chest. Sooga chuckled, getting up to kiss the top of his head.

"You're stupid, Sooga."

"And in love with you. Now, get some rest, I'm going to wash your towels, so you have something fresh for when you wake up."

Sooga got up in order to take the stuff, when he felt a pillow thrown at the back of his head.

"Hey. Read me a story first."

Sooga cocked his head a bit, curious.

"A story? You think you need-"

Kohga held up a book to Sooga, and whined like a wounded animal.

“Please? Because my tummy hurts. It hurts really bad, and I’ll be super sad if Soogy doesn’t read me stories and pet my tummy.”

Sooga sighed, before sitting back down, and taking the book from his hand.

“Very well. Your wish is my command. Now, let’s see here...’there was once a picky king. He was so picky, he found it hard to find a queen,”

He kept telling the story as he leaned over, hand gently rubbing and petting his tummy. Kohga looked as though he was getting sick in the middle of it, so he offered him some ice cubes to suck on (always helped Sooga, on the off chance he was feeling nauseous).

“‘there was always something not right with his suitors. Too tall, too short. Too skinny, too stout. Too loud, too quiet. Nothing was ever good enough for him’“

He was about to continue the story, when he noticed Kohga was already snoring. Good. A sleeping Kohga was a happy Kohga. He carefully shut the book, and took the tray.

“And he was right to be picky, as perfect as he was.”

Sooga pecked the top of his head, and blew out the candle as he left.

He loved Kohga, and he was honored to be perfect enough in his eyes.

#asks #kohga #sooga #kohga wants tummy rubs and sooga to wait on him hand and foot #tbh sooga is the BEST caregiver

[georgeinamerc]

yeah im the only person i know who like. actually *needs* 10 hours of sleep otherwise i lose functionability lmao so im much better now that i actually got to sleep

OKAY LISTEN AS A TREAT WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH EXAMS WE SHOULD TOTALLY STEAM HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE TOGETHER i am in the same boat i hate gore (VHS, as above so below, grave encounters, all are horror movies ill never fucking watch again because of the way people die on those are really fucking gross and scary to me) but i can give you legit warnings on every episode djjdjd and theres not actually a lot of jump scares???? theres some, but nothing like the conjuring universe. Archive 81 is what im watching rn and it seems like the same thing, very creepy, psychological type horror

i have a fic due TOMORROW the 20th and its...uh...barely started so im screwed here i am literally just going to be trying to write all day

do you watch reality tv? or like cooking shows??

(also rip to your hair....i know its hard but honey if youre a hair dresser and you dont know how to do something dont...do something else...as a way to cover up for that? like ask someone else, be honest with the client, literally anything its someones hair people get HELLA pissy about their hair djdjdj that's like not knowing how to cut bangs so you just snip them off completely like why???)

-JC

Yeah I'm gonna be honest here, I don't know anyone else either😂 but I'm glad you actually took some rest!!

OH MY GOD YESSSSS WE MUST!!!! I can't wait jgbsheghksh 😭😭

I haven't watched many gory movies THANKFULLY but one that has scarred me is raw, such a disgusting movie and i didn't even watch most of it (yes, i was covering my eyes the whole time what about it😤). And one of my friends was like "oh i love it, might rewatch it some time" ....yeah i have a garment that ties your hands in the back for you bestie😍 so yeah i hadn't heard of these movies (i think?) but now i'll know to avoid them, thank you<33 oh you are so kind! but it's ok i don't mind jumpscares so dw!! OH OKAY LMK IF U LIKE IT SO I CAN ADD IT ON MY WATCH LIST!!!

Shit that must be stressing, pls lmk how it went and if you made it to the due date!!!

I haven't watched that many reality shows! but i did watch our bachelor this year bc my grandma did and it became kind of a way to go more often to see her (oh and i also made fun of it w my brother too so i enjoyed it in a more ironic way tbh!) Idk if it's just the greek one that's so bad or that's how it is in general but yeah😭 And from cooking shows i sometimes watch our master chef bc the judges are hilarious and it's more lighthearted than others out there. What about you?? I do take recommendations👁👄👁

UGH EXACTLY!!! THANK YOU!!!!! I don't act like i'm a hair expert bc i'm not AT ALL but i have found a way of styling my hair that actually makes me like my curls (as opposed to when i was younger and damaged it all the time and didn't use mousse etc..) but they were taught this stuff right??? It's not some rare hair type- ＞﹏＜ I would prefer her to tell me she can't do much and i'd just tell her to simply blowdry it so i don't go out w damp hair🤷🏻‍♀️

#how are you mentally? i mean besides being stressed for the fic... changing locations can be a bit tough even if u like it there!! #jc💙

[sukirichi]

I've just read Acquainted and OMFG what a DAMN GOOD FIC, YOUR NAOYA GAME IS OUT OF THE ROOF 😩👌👌

Good job, good job.

THANK YOU, AS A NAOYA SIMP THAT IS THE GREATEST HONOR 😫😫😫💕💕🥲

#asks with naoya's trophy wife #naoya best husband 💕 #WAIT THAT WAS A HATE FUCK FIC 👁👁

[baekhvuns]

Perhaps I need to re-read TTWHY 🤔 wdym you're surprised Baek, you're just getting better and better and I think people really like these type of chaotic Y/N characters plus soft male leads, we have too many timid weak girlies and dom assholes.

Naaaah I'm not seeing this with my poor tired eyes NO DEATH ALRIGHT. @ Seonghwa, I'm free whenever just so you know 😘

I hope I'll like the cb cause I'm tired of complaining and idk this comeback isn't hitting me that much even though it should :( hopefully at least 2 bsides shake me to the core. Understandable with Maniac, the chorus part was actually catchy for me from the start, but the verses I wasn't keen on. Yeah, I can admit my dislike for some of the songs my faves put out, but I'm also willing to give them a pass and a chance you know? I'm both more critical, but forgiving if that makes sense, hahaha. BUT I'm not gonna pretend to be obsessed. God that tweet I saw it and sent it to my friends it's so fucking dumb, Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!

When I first heard DCM first I was too emo to digest everything, but then I was like "uh, that's an SM song for sure..." but it grew one me. I loved the chaos in Christmas Evel like wtffff. I didn't give Hellevator enough credit before, but it's reeeeealllyyyy good! I've been lucky with Skz's titles though I either love, like or accept them hahahah.

Bestie when Jooyeon inevitably cuts his hair you'll not hear from me... also, his maknae position is showing a babyyyyy

My UBER driver Tae you mean? I have NOT seen that before photo 👀

Lol that friend replied to me after a few days and she sounds level-headed, so she's either keeping her cool in front of me or she's being obnoxious on Twitter on purpose? Either way, weirdo behaviour so idk what to do with her

"pls stop me bc this series is burning in my wip and iwill take it out if this continues to happen 😭😭" WAIT which series, what what 👁👁

Bestie run because some 💩⭐'s on Twitter including my fave accs are so mad at people "mocking" Hwa and comparing him to "an ugly fat penguin" they're so pressed and "Tell me you don't know anything about 70s-80s punk fashion and hair" bitch stfu I know all about it I can still laugh a little. Hope Hwa doesn't mind, but people already assumed it's offensive to him and tweet so many overdramatic stuff, no one called him ugly please, they tweet weird sexual assumptions about idols all the time, but this is an issue? 😭

"Fall in love and I'll diagnose you with a problem" - falling in love would already be a huge problem for me lmaooo. I just went with the most interesting fic plots with this one and got PASSIVE.

Ahhhh, Hwa is watching Extraordinary Attorney Woo, I'm in love with this show it's so wholesome no wonder he likes it I LOOOOOOOVE HIM

Also fucking Jackson giving fanfic writers all they need I'm wheezing him and Taehyung and Lisa pole dancing, the fic is writing itself. Btw, have you seen that YT channel, the woman invites idols then gives them food and alcohol, I need someone from Ateez on there soo baaaaad

Do this Will S. quiz I need to check your vibes. I got the least popular result Twelfth Night which I love, I'm also not like the other girls - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Perhaps I need to re-read TTWHY 🤔 wdym you're surprised Baek, you're just getting better and better and I think people really like these type of chaotic Y/N characters plus soft male leads, we have too many timid weak girlies and dom assholes.

pls do let me know of ur ranking changed 🔫 oh best friend im genuinely absolutely so very surprised and intimidated by the liking of this fic bc usually it never reaches this amount it notes and for when it does (usually more than a month) i write my next fic in that time span sO NOW THIS IS VERY OVERWHELMING,, romcoms absolutely !!!!! i think everyone’s a sucker for a romcom at this point and i will do my best to deliver them <33 that IS SO TRUE DOM ASSHOLES 🔫🔫🔫🔫 u will never see a timid weak girlie here, but u will absolutely see an obnoxiously cocky guy <3

Naaaah I'm not seeing this with my poor tired eyes NO DEATH ALRIGHT. @ Seonghwa, I'm free whenever just so you know 😘

JFBWKDJWK I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THERE WILL BE ONE DEATH 🔫 its a fic that comes before the duke universe!! from seonghwa’s schedule and my calculations he’s free monday & 7pm to 8pm so u guys can have a lengthy chat, don’t u worry the room will have nice couches facing each other and snacks and drinks <33

I hope I'll like the cb cause I'm tired of complaining and idk this comeback isn't hitting me that much even though it should :( hopefully at least 2 bsides shake me to the core. Understandable with Maniac, the chorus part was actually catchy for me from the start, but the verses I wasn't keen on. Yeah, I can admit my dislike for some of the songs my faves put out, but I'm also willing to give them a pass and a chance you know? I'm both more critical, but forgiving if that makes sense, hahaha. BUT I'm not gonna pretend to be obsessed. God that tweet I saw it and sent it to my friends it's so fucking dumb, Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!

no completely true! being willing to give a song a listen even if it’s not the taste we usually go for! i think thats a better way than just completely dismissing the song (exactly what atinys are doingbffb) YES ABSOLUTELY no pretendsies at all, if u like it, u like, if u don’t, then u don’t <3 BROOO THATS SO SO TRUE THE PICK ME GIRLS 😭😭😭😭 idk wtf is going on in atinyville bc what was that tweet 😭😭

“Atinys are peak not like the other girls especially this comeback just hating on people who have different opinions and acting like they're lesser fans because YOU DON'T GET THEIR GENIUS VISION!!!! Also funny they don't want "negativity" yet have no issue shading other artists hmmmm. Are we in Strictland, opinions are prohibited?!”

IM FUCKING SCREAMING THIS ENTIRE THING ON TOP OF MY LUNGS RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭 “you cant critique them” bro we about to simon cowell this 😭😭😭 no that last part where they want no negativity yet they the first to complain,, twt atinys,,, ive given up on those atinys since fireworks era bc that was a wild time it got so annoying 😭😭

When I first heard DCM first I was too emo to digest everything, but then I was like "uh, that's an SM song for sure..." but it grew one me. I loved the chaos in Christmas Evel like wtffff. I didn't give Hellevator enough credit before, but it's reeeeealllyyyy good! I've been lucky with Skz's titles though I either love, like or accept them hahahah.

LMFAOOOO 100% an sm song 😭😭 i think from dcm album, body rhythm best track, taemins “badi badi!” 😭😭😭 he’s so cute dbdb hellavator for me is their top track nothing can ever top that tbh 🤚🏼🤚🏼 insane vocals as well <3 “accept them” 😭😭

Bestie when Jooyeon inevitably cuts his hair you'll not hear from me... also, his maknae position is showing a babyyyyy

LMFAOOOO IM JOINING U BC ID BE DEVASTATED HIS HAIR LOOKS SO HEALTHY STOPPPPP THATS SO CUTE IM- THIS REMINDS ME OF SHOTARU WHEN ALL OF KPOP ADOPTED HIM IM ABT TO ADOPT HIM NOW

My UBER driver Tae you mean? I have NOT seen that before photo 👀

UBER driver hAH HAH 🔫 it was three days ago bestie 👀 pls go into ur dreams and have some gossip with your uber driver 👀

Lol that friend replied to me after a few days and she sounds level-headed, so she's either keeping her cool in front of me or she's being obnoxious on Twitter on purpose? Either way, weirdo behaviour so idk what to do with her

😭😭😭😭 i believe the first option is the best one bC WHY BE SO UNHINGED ON TWT 😭😭😭😭 weirdo behaviour 😭😭 anyways bestie that toronto concert might come to life <3

"pls stop me bc this series is burning in my wip and iwill take it out if this continues to happen 😭😭" WAIT which series, what what 👁👁

arrange marriage au? 👄👁👄

Bestie run because some 💩⭐'s on Twitter including my fave accs are so mad at people "mocking" Hwa and comparing him to "an ugly fat penguin" they're so pressed and "Tell me you don't know anything about 70s-80s punk fashion and hair" bitch stfu I know all about it I can still laugh a little. Hope Hwa doesn't mind, but people already assumed it's offensive to him and tweet so many overdramatic stuff, no one called him ugly please, they tweet weird sexual assumptions about idols all the time, but this is an issue? 😭

NAURRR WE CAN NEVER EVER HAVE FUN IN THIS ATINYVILLE WHY 😭😭😭 everything just has to be serious, why u offended for the idol himself pls that mans probably looking at the mirror giggling 😭😭 like he won’t troll himself pls fbwkdhdj sTOP NOT THE SEXUAL ASSUMPTIONS KPOP FANS HAVE THIS LUST, L U S T TO ASSUME THEIR FAVS PREFERENCS 😭😭😭

"Fall in love and I'll diagnose you with a problem" - falling in love would already be a huge problem for me lmaooo. I just went with the most interesting fic plots with this one and got PASSIVE.

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭 YOURE A PASSIVE LOVER??? 😭😭 we can tell absolutely <3 i gots

so i decided i will make quiz of all my y/n’s (excluding khronus + bodyguard + hongjoong’s bc then its too many) so i will put it here if i can finish it before u answer this if Not then THIS IS EMPTY BFBF

Ahhhh, Hwa is watching Extraordinary Attorney Woo, I'm in love with this show it's so wholesome no wonder he likes it I LOOOOOOOVE HIM

PARK TO THE SEONG TO THE HWA ✊🏼 PLSSS I LOVE THAT KDRAMA THE MC IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 love how the kdrama community is expanding their leads! and not just have the repeated ones and have more diversity in them <3

Also fucking Jackson giving fanfic writers all they need I'm wheezing him and Taehyung and Lisa pole dancing, the fic is writing itself. Btw, have you seen that YT channel, the woman invites idols then gives them food and alcohol, I need someone from Ateez on there soo baaaaad

LMFAOOOO STOPPPP IM GONNA CHANGE THE RYAN FROM BODYGUARD TO JACKSONS FBWKHDWKH i love this side of kpop, yes give us reality 😭😭 I HAVE YES PLS FBWNBDWK want to see who gets drunk first 😭😭

Do this Will S. quiz I need to check your vibes. I got the least popular result Twelfth Night which I love, I'm also not like the other girls - DV 💖

iM DBWNHDEJ I GOT HAMLET 😭😭

i GOT U A TXT QUIZ

ALSO ATEEZ MILLION SELLER 😭😭 FROM 430 TO A MILL 😭😭😭

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

[baekhvuns]

BAEK FIRST OF ALL IK I TALK SHIT ABOUT UNDERCUTS AND LAUGHED AT SEONGHWA'S RECENT ONE BUT THE PROMO PHOTOS 😵😵😵😵 UHMMM THE LAST PHOTO WITH THE FLAG ESPECIALLY HIS EYES AND PROFILE!!!! Man made the skirt and the undercut trend, lmao. The way he's holding his choker too 😳😳😳😳 The hours are so fucking random iwhshshdhshhs yesterday I was awake today I wasn't 🔫 I missed a Yunhwa live too....also Hwa said his Jeddah outfit made him look more buff... yeah we saw mate

ALSO THIS and THIS I will never stop yelling about the way Seonghwa looks both delicate, soft and sharp, powerful, his whole demeanour in the promo pics is stereotypically masculine, but the skirt and his face makes him look feminine too, pure androgynous perfection

What family Park Seonghwa lmao get your ass over here and protect me yourself

I'm glad you're feeding other stans not just Shitstars, although I wouldn't mind racer Seonghwa 🤗 because the MV to DV made me crave racer Hwa

That author is maddddd in the best possible way, omgggg :o so many long chapters, blesss I admire people for being consistent with uploads. I'm still waiting for some fics to continue, it hurts when the authors disappear, but even more when they post other works and I feel selfish thinking HEY WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STORY 😭🤧

Hwa did look good unfortunately, like this... this haunts me. Uhm Seonghwa night club dancer AU perhaps??? 👁👄👁 when he seduces Y/N with his hips and Y/N is like uhuhu I'll see myself out! But just imagine Y/N being dragged to that club by her besties and she wasn't having it until certain Mars appeared then she came back to the club on her own... ok I'm done, anywaysssss

Girllll I need some air and the fan is too much sometimes (I start coughing or sneezing), so I prefer natural air flow, sadly it means BUG PARTY. The window is just ajar tho so what the fuck, they see the opportunity and take it

I feel like lore can be a bit limiting, people are tired of Aespa's lore even though they just started because it's kinda cringy, but when well executed MWAH CHEF'S KISS!

This is such an US centred comeback too, because of the time and date IT'LL BE 6AM FOR ME FUCK YOU ALL! Sorry the racists did it to you :/ like I get it, USA is sadly an important market, but for fuck's sake they get KCON's too, they get everything 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Oh shit I need to write that question for Hwa down! They announced 74737 more fan calls and me and my GO friend are ordering more stuff next week, so hopefully both of us win something ❤ I don't wanna be like those people who win 10 fan calls in a row, but maybe I deserve it after not seeing them, heh. But that NFT shit I hope KQ stops working with companies which do them, cause 🔫

Okay I might lend you some of my inches then, we can't have you disowned from the fam <3 I got your baek

Omg ETL noice, I chose completely different movies though some choices were haaaaaard. I've seen 10 things I hate about you so many times as well, lol

P.S. It happened... I dreamt of Mr Kim...🙈🙉🙊 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

BAEK FIRST OF ALL IK I TALK SHIT ABOUT UNDERCUTS AND LAUGHED AT SEONGHWA'S RECENT ONE BUT THE PROMO PHOTOS 😵😵😵😵 UHMMM THE LAST PHOTO WITH THE FLAG ESPECIALLY HIS EYES AND PROFILE!!!! Man made the skirt and the undercut trend, lmao. The way he's holding his choker too 😳😳😳😳 The hours are so fucking random iwhshshdhshhs yesterday I was awake today I wasn't 🔫 I missed a Yunhwa live too....also Hwa said his Jeddah outfit made him look more buff... yeah we saw mate

LMFAOOOO HOW THE TURNT HAVE TABLES 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 BDWNBDKWBD RARE MOMENT OF DV ANON LIKING THE UNDERCUT FBNEHD NO BC THEM EYES HIS EYES 😭😮‍💨😮‍💨🤚🏼🤚🏼 STRAIGHT SIREN,,, no BC THE HOURS ARE SO RANDOM WTF IS GOING ON????? PLS THE WAY HEAD HURTS JUST WAITING FOR THEM TO DROP AFTER REFRESHING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN…YEAH BRO LIKE WE DIDNT KNOE IT MADE U BUFF LIKE THATS PROBABLY NOT WHY WE ALL MADE UR ASS TREND 😭😭😭🤚🏼

ALSO THIS and THIS I will never stop yelling about the way Seonghwa looks both delicate, soft and sharp, powerful, his whole demeanour in the promo pics is stereotypically masculine, but the skirt and his face makes him look feminine too, pure androgynous perfection

THAT IS SO TRUE COULDNT BE SAID BETTER WTF HES LIKE THE PERFECT MIX OF FEM AND MASC ENERGY 😭😭 BDMWHDJ A BLESSING AND A CURSE TBH 😭😭 no bc thats such a accurate desc im so surprised

What family Park Seonghwa lmao get your ass over here and protect me yourself

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 HES THE CHARACTER WHO GETS SCARED DURING THUNDERSTORMS AND NEEDS TO WAKE THE OTHER PERSON UP TO COMFORT THEM u know he’d be a pick me, hot take 🤚🏼

I'm glad you're feeding other stans not just Shitstars, although I wouldn't mind racer Seonghwa 🤗 because the MV to DV made me crave racer Hwa

PLS DONT MAKE ME CHANGE FBWHDEKHEKW ive been writing hwa since his birthday last year 😭😭😭🤚🏼 need to start my san era <3 yOU KNOW WHAT ILL INCLUDE HWA IN THE RACER TOO a little action for him too <3

That author is maddddd in the best possible way, omgggg :o so many long chapters, blesss I admire people for being consistent with uploads. I'm still waiting for some fics to continue, it hurts when the authors disappear, but even more when they post other works and I feel selfish thinking HEY WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STORY 😭🤧

no fr gOD bless authors like that truly truly a saviour for society,,, RIGHT IM WAITING FOR SOME TOO omg do u rmr this san fic from a while back called ouija it was like the BEST san fic in atinyblr but unfortunately the author deactivated,,, he was a demon and the mc was like “bro can we do this tomorrow?” and goes to sleep 😭😭🤚🏼 BREKHD NO BC SAME I THINK OF THAT TOO 😭😭😭🤚🏼

Hwa did look good unfortunately, like this... this haunts me. Uhm Seonghwa night club dancer AU perhaps??? 👁👄👁 when he seduces Y/N with his hips and Y/N is like uhuhu I'll see myself out! But just imagine Y/N being dragged to that club by her besties and she wasn't having it until certain Mars appeared then she came back to the club on her own... ok I'm done, anywaysssss

bestie how dare u send that here. do u see that upper- i? wow? LETHAL,,, YOU KNOWWWWWWWWW THAT DO BE SOUNDING REAL GOOD (but i believe someone wrote that for san 😭😭)

Girllll I need some air and the fan is too much sometimes (I start coughing or sneezing), so I prefer natural air flow, sadly it means BUG PARTY. The window is just ajar tho so what the fuck, they see the opportunity and take it

NO FR BESTIE IT GETS SO HOT BUT WITH THE FAN IT GETS FREEZING 😭😭 them nose sniffles esp,, BUG PARTY SHUT UP 😭😭😭 SCREAMINGFNWNBDWN u know what u should make a pact with them,, they ur besties u ask them to come over a certain time of the day and boom they’d listen,, theyre loyal bc they only come to ur apartment <3 hopefully they listen <3

I feel like lore can be a bit limiting, people are tired of Aespa's lore even though they just started because it's kinda cringy, but when well executed MWAH CHEF'S KISS!

NO FR aespa has a great lore but its literally been a one year into their debut like pls give them a chance 😭😭🤚🏼tHE BLACK MAMBA ONE IS ABSOLUTE CHEFS KISSES

This is such an US centred comeback too, because of the time and date IT'LL BE 6AM FOR ME FUCK YOU ALL! Sorry the racists did it to you :/ like I get it, USA is sadly an important market, but for fuck's sake they get KCON's too, they get everything 🤬🤬🤬🤬

NO BC WHY 🔫🔫 ALWAYS THE US 🔫🔫 NO YEAH WHEN THEY DO THE “north america tour” bestie i thought canada was there 😭😭 what’s 😭😭 happening 😭😭 NAUR THATS SO TRUE THEY GET KCON TOO AND THE EXCLUSIVE SHIT WHEN ASIA-EUROPE LITERALLY BUILT YALL 😭😭🤚🏼

Oh shit I need to write that question for Hwa down! They announced 74737 more fan calls and me and my GO friend are ordering more stuff next week, so hopefully both of us win something ❤ I don't wanna be like those people who win 10 fan calls in a row, but maybe I deserve it after not seeing them, heh. But that NFT shit I hope KQ stops working with companies which do them, cause 🔫

PLS DO !!!!! omg omg that’s so exciting u get to package things all nicely 😭😭😭🤚🏼 JDBWKDHS 10 CALLS IN A ROW WOULD BE EXHAUSTING 😭😭 no bc i thought we were overthrowing the govt not the environment 😭 what happened kq 😭😭😭

Okay I might lend you some of my inches then, we can't have you disowned from the fam <3 I got your baek

pls thank u so much for ur donation i will open a go fund me fhdhd god bless u and ur legsies <33

Omg ETL noice, I chose completely different movies though some choices were haaaaaard. I've seen 10 things I hate about you so many times as well, lol

I WATCHED IT YESTERDAY AGAIN AND HEATH IS SO 😭😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 AAAA,,, hear me out,,, yunho as heath in 10 things i hate abt u

P.S. It happened... I dreamt of Mr Kim...🙈🙉🙊 - DV 💖

excuse me.

u better have written it all down i need ALL the details ASAP RN ASAP RN RN FULL PARAGRAPHS RN 🔫

also pls ignore any typos im terribly sick <3 and my arms r nUMB <3 AND CHOUSAN AND MINGIVDJDKKW??????

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

[baekhvuns]

Ofc I'm messaging when MATZ is live! Hwa in his robe, uwu can't wait for mine to arrive <3

First of all I'm leaving Shinestarism again actually because WHAT THE FUCK now I will need that jaguar Hwa fic asap! This isn't him, this is Hala Hwa speaking... nothing against bunnies I love them, but he fucking meows, bunnies DO NOT meow, he had cat ears too. I hate this man, he ruined my life. 😭😭😭😭

https://twitter.com/1016Seonghwa/status/1518671864582840320?t=IBltqIkw_5yKb0jq320NIg&s=19

He's lying and for what??? His holo cat ears PC isn't expensive as fuck for him to write this shit 👿👿👿👿

Now, second of all I'M GONNA HACK YOU RIGHT NOW BETTER CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD. How can I read it when it's not even done, misssss?! So cruel to me, ehhhh it sounds so so good...

Haha yes I do have all the stationery lol, finally have a good excuse to buy more. I also had to figure the best way of packaging and now it's pretty fun! So I only co-host GO's for people I know and it's a very chill process now that we have more experience, we rarely fight and that's so relieving honestly. Sure we're jealous sometimes hsususjshshhw but it's all good. The last GO I co-hosted got a video call win and sure my friend was jealous, but she had no problem with me participating especially since she had work anyway. It can be intense between me and other Shinestars, but we manage somehow, it's much easier and less stressful, don't wanna deal with sus GOMs and especially give them fan call wins!

OMGGGFF Jab We Met sounded familiar so I had to google and I definitely saw it on tv ageeeeees ago! There was a time I was very into Indian movies and they were played on the telly very often, but I would literally not remember it if it wasn't for your description! But I can say I love this dynamic so much and the female character is so cool and fun. It's been done many times but I'm always into the seemingly polar opposites getting together - but only if it truly makes sense if the chemistry is there.

I don't know the other one but it looks and sounds so lovely and hilarious, so let me save the title. I also love watching and reading things about travelling since I'm a huge fan of road and holiday trips 😭

I've always been into Ghibli movies or Makoto Shinkai ones, they're just so magical. Like Howl's Moving Castle? Sign me the fuck up I could l live like that tbh.

Yes only DILF Hwa has rights in my book but I could do without all the drama with fucking my best friend's father 🤚🏻 yo, wtf I forgot about Addicting Kitten am I sick or something?! Properly was so nice too, wish it was longer 😍 Anyways, yes miss Baek let's have an Addicting Kitten reading session ksuysjshshsjsh

Ok, but why is Lucifer Hongjoong and Simeon Seonghwa.... lowkey, that's what it is 💀

I see another Lucy simp, he's a bit rough around the edges and a bit pushy at first, but sometimes you can be mean to him as well so it's cool 😅 there are times I'm like "bitch tf calm down" just to go "yes, sir" later... 🥴 plus in the end he's just a stressed eldest brother who also needs to fulfill his duties cause he kinda "belongs" to Lord Diavolo - seems like he likes him more than us MC sometimes but 🤡

I'm so sorry to other users kaudkahsjsbdhshshs, this shit is looooooong - DV 💖

HIHI

Ofc I'm messaging when MATZ is live! Hwa in his robe, uwu can't wait for mine to arrive <3

BDWMDBWK HE LOOKS SO EXPENSIVE 😮‍💨😮‍💨

First of all I'm leaving Shinestarism again actually because WHAT THE FUCK now I will need that jaguar Hwa fic asap! This isn't him, this is Hala Hwa speaking... nothing against bunnies I love them, but he fucking meows, bunnies DO NOT meow, he had cat ears too. I hate this man, he ruined my life. 😭😭😭😭 https://twitter.com/1016Seonghwa/status/1518671864582840320?t=IBltqIkw_5yKb0jq320NIg&s=19

LMFAOOOO RHWJHEWKHDWK JAG HWA ARE U SURE U WANT HIM 👁👄👁 bUNNIES DONT MEOW ABSOLUTELY, HES A CAT, HE WILL FOREVER BE,,,,, FBWNHDKS ME HES RUINED MY LIFE IVE NEVER DELULUED SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭

He's lying and for what??? His holo cat ears PC isn't expensive as fuck for him to write this shit 👿👿👿👿

HES A BIGASS LIAR 🔫🔫😭😭😭😭 FBWNDBWM PLS I BE SEEING PC’S FOR 200$ the only expensive pc i have is of taehyung and the limited group card from ly era i only realized last year 😭😭🔫

Now, second of all I'M GONNA HACK YOU RIGHT NOW BETTER CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD. How can I read it when it's not even done, misssss?! So cruel to me, ehhhh it sounds so so good...

BRWNDBKQ HACK IN PLS I HAVE SO MANY WIPS I JUST WANT OPINIONS ON IT 😭😭😭 FBNWDBWK no bc i be imagining the scenes of angst with bad liar by imagine dragons wearing,,,,, it’ll be so next level for me bc the yn lives at the dark castle on top of a hill where her kingdom is guarded by magic,,, everyone ridiculously misunderstands them 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Haha yes I do have all the stationery lol, finally have a good excuse to buy more. I also had to figure the best way of packaging and now it's pretty fun! So I only co-host GO's for people I know and it's a very chill process now that we have more experience, we rarely fight and that's so relieving honestly. Sure we're jealous sometimes hsususjshshhw but it's all good. The last GO I co-hosted got a video call win and sure my friend was jealous, but she had no problem with me participating especially since she had work anyway. It can be intense between me and other Shinestars, but we manage somehow, it's much easier and less stressful, don't wanna deal with sus GOMs and especially give them fan call wins!

AHHHH THE PACKAGING PART IS MY FAVOURITE i watch asmr for ppl with small business packaging their stuff and i just imagine u doing it too 😭😭😭 WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY,,, omg is it all pretty and aesthetic omgomgomg this is so fun the process must be so tiring but rewarding in the end !!! OH WOWWWW A VIDEO CALL??? that person so lucky !!!! 😭😭😭😭 there’s so many sus gom’s ik it’s a little cheaper but i can’t find good ones at all 😭😭😭

OMGGGFF Jab We Met sounded familiar so I had to google and I definitely saw it on tv ageeeeees ago! There was a time I was very into Indian movies and they were played on the telly very often, but I would literally not remember it if it wasn't for your description! But I can say I love this dynamic so much and the female character is so cool and fun. It's been done many times but I'm always into the seemingly polar opposites getting together - but only if it truly makes sense if the chemistry is there.

NO WAY YOU HAVE???? FBWNDBWK 😭😭😭 omg ik the movies r extremely popular in europe bfmwbdms YES I LOVE LOVE THE DYNAMIC and im currently writing it for hongjoong but ik hwa will win anyway 😭😭😭 i love polar opposite’s, it’s like their chemistry together is better than those of ppl who r similar,,, the opposites attract is a very huge thing for me fbwndbk gives me 🦋🦋 even if in professions or personality,,,

I don't know the other one but it looks and sounds so lovely and hilarious, so let me save the title. I also love watching and reading things about travelling since I'm a huge fan of road and holiday trips 😭

AAAAAA it rly is lovely !!!! i can bet u will never find a movie like this particularly,, u will def relate to the main guy he has this YEARN to travel and it’s quite literally the movie of my generation bc it started this whole thing with everyoNE ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT !!!!!!

I've always been into Ghibli movies or Makoto Shinkai ones, they're just so magical. Like Howl's Moving Castle? Sign me the fuck up I could l live like that tbh.

YES YES YES those magical, whimsically, comforting movies with calm orchestral music is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yes only DILF Hwa has rights in my book but I could do without all the drama with fucking my best friend's father 🤚🏻 yo, wtf I forgot about Addicting Kitten am I sick or something?! Properly was so nice too, wish it was longer 😍 Anyways, yes miss Baek let's have an Addicting Kitten reading session ksuysjshshsjsh

YES ONLY HIM ONLY HIM like that man never gave the yn trouble, he only gave that d 😩😩 BRAMBDMANDMW I WAS SURPRISED BC IK UR THE BIGGEST ADDICTING KITTEN ENTHUSIAST DBDBDB,,,, YESSS PROPERLY NEEDS TO BE LONGER 😭😭😭😭 i wish it was like a big one shot id cry and scream,,,,, LETS GO BDBDBD POPCORN READING ADDICTING KITTEN

Ok, but why is Lucifer Hongjoong and Simeon Seonghwa.... lowkey, that's what it is 💀

im gonna need you to 🔫

I see another Lucy simp, he's a bit rough around the edges and a bit pushy at first, but sometimes you can be mean to him as well so it's cool 😅 there are times I'm like "bitch tf calm down" just to go "yes, sir" later... 🥴 plus in the end he's just a stressed eldest brother who also needs to fulfill his duties cause he kinda "belongs" to Lord Diavolo - seems like he likes him more than us MC sometimes but 🤡

LUCI IS A SIMP !!!! omg have u read good girl it ateezmakemeweep it’s LITERALLY LUCI (HWA) AND SIMEON (YEO) GRNWBDKW PLS I LOVE THAT FIC,,,,, LMFAOOOO “yes sir later” this is y/n in ceo hwa and he loves it ☺️☺️

I'm so sorry to other users kaudkahsjsbdhshshs, this shit is looooooong - DV 💖

DBMADBKWHDK IM SURE A FEW EVEN READ THESE AND LAUGH DBDB also omg side note, are u watching the johnny depp and amber’s case 👁🤚🏼

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