#WHAT ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

[springlock-suits]

Love how William got a new identity and the job as a career counselor just so he could get people to work at his shitty security gig of the restaurant he owns

He straight up says and knows, like, "oh yeah everyone quits this, pay is awful, hours are worse" he could at least make it somewhat more appealing, a bit more pay if people are gonna quit anyway, but he seems to enjoy doing it this way I think

Ooooh man this is such a cool addition to the lore btw. Like man. He picks people like Mike, down on their luck, desperate, who can't get a job anywhere else, and can't keep a job when they do. Many who "quit" absolutely got murdered I'm certain of this. He's actively picking out desperate people who others won't be surprised if they left their new Freddy's job surprisingly quickly and that they just... disappeared after

And if he owns that Freddy's location like I've assumed with the rest of this post, then meeting with Steve Raglan is probably the only way to get hired at Freddy's, which helps him keep a good eye on who's there, keep a good eye on his victims

#i think he hires alot of guards to kill them. like some sort of remnant nonsense thing. #the saw trap freddy head with the power and screws Right There absolutely is some sort of fear/adrenaline harvester or whatever #i dont pay that much attention to remnant lore tbh but this is what makes sense to me #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #fnaf #steve raglan #william afton

[0h0possum]

A Codywan and How to Train Your Dragon crossover that turned into a the Mandalorians factions are dragons AU, because I can never just do something simple and for the heck of it.

If you’re not interested the AU lore, leave now or suffer my rambling lol.

Basically, the idea is that Mandalorians started as a race that could shift into dragons. The Mand’alor line and those of most influence were notably ‘Fury’s (for example Mand’alor Tarre Viszla was a Nightfury and so is his generational line). But over time most Mandolorians who could shift were killed off or just lost the ability as more non-shifter Mandolorians married in. Eventually only a few of the Fury’s were around, and when Mandalore split most chose factions lead by the remaining Fury lines. AKA: the New Mandalorians/Lightfury’s, the Haat Mando'ade or True Mandalorians/Duskfury’s, and the Kyr’tsad or Death Watch/Nightfury’s.

Basically this also helps explain (in my head) why Mandalorians would follow Death Watch (terrorists) or the New Mandalorians (Intense Pacifist). It’s because they see those lines that can still shift as chosen leaders or a physical embodiment of the Ka’ra’s will.

How is Obi-Wan a shifter though? Well in this AU he’s the son of Tor Viszla. Long story short, early on when Obi-Wan was born he displayed being force sensitive, and Obi-WAN’s mom (Tor’s wife??? Idk it’s not important to the story) basically went ‘Aw hell naw’ and tried to drown Obi-Wan. Only to be stopped by a traveling Jedi who stole Obi-Wan and saved him. Totally unaware that this baby was Mandalorian, the son one of the biggest Mandalorian factions, AND also one of the last few existing Mandalorian dragon shifters. (Also Obi-Wan’s mom doesn’t want to admit that she lost Obi-Wan to a Jedi and just tells Tor that he was force sensitive and she succeeded in drowning him).

Maybe I’ll get into it later but basically Obi-Wan grows up as normal in the Temple, but obviously at some point he shifts and has the biggest panic of his life. But with help from friends (Quinlan, Garen, Siri, and Bant) he figures out shifting (enough to control it) and helps keep it a secret (Mandalorians and Jedi still don’t have best relations and Obi-Wan is paranoid about being kicked out of the Order anyways *cough cough Brandomeer cough cough Melinda/Daan*). To be clear, Obi-Wan isn’t like ashamed of what he is. He just doesn’t want the judgments of coming from CLEAR Mandalorian roots, and Death Watch at that. Plus he kinda just decides to not think about how he’s pretty much definitely related to well known terrorist Tar and Pre Viszla, because then he doesn’t have to address it. Besides he’s happy as a Jedi.

Anyways, NOW CODY-

So without getting to detailed (mission failed lol) all the clones ARE shifters (Duskfury’s just like Jango Fett), but they have it suppressed by the Kaminoans (probably part of their chips? I haven’t thought it fully out yet). BUT THINGS HAPPEN, probably Cody and Obi-Wan get stranded alone somewhere for a long time and Cody gets his chipped fucked up somehow, and now he’s shifting into a dragon???? And scaring the shit out of both him and Obi-Wan. But Obi-Wan exposes himself as a dragon shifter as well to comfort Cody and show that he will keep his secret. Plus he clearly understands him. (At this point they both are under the impression the clones aren’t shifters, and think Cody is just an outlier and “late bloomer” so to speak). Cue them learning how to be dragons together and be comfortable in their other form.

And eventually they get rescued and find out somehow all the clones are shifters, and therefore find the chips and discover Palpatine’s plan, SO THE GALAXY IS SAVED!

(Additionally the clones get rights and go to form their own society/group (Obi-Wan comes with to be with other dragons, but mostly to be with Cody), and they form an alliance with the New Mandalorians and accidentally unit Mandalore purely by the three Fury types (Nightfury/Obi-Wan, Duskfury/Cody, Lightfury/Satine) being around each other lol.

#star wars #sw tcw #starwars au #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #tcw commander cody #commander cody #httyd #httyd au #tcw au #the clone wars au #the clone wars #nighfury #Lightfury #duskfury #dragon shifter #starwars httyd crossover? #codywan #codywan au #dragon obi wan kenobi #Dragon commander cody #How do i even tag this absolute hyper-fixation nonsense? #satine kryze #I have to post stuff of my random starwars AU ideas so i may purge them from my body and finally be free #I FUCKING SPELLED SATINE AS SATIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME #No one comment on how dumb the name Duskfury is or I will cry I swear #mandalorian dragons au

[gallusrostromegalus]

AEIWAM: WHY does Aizen eat mayo on white bread?!!

There's a lot of things wrong with that guy.

#also because i was trying to think of the worst sandwich possible to indicate what a monster aizen is #came up with absolutely the worst sandwich #and then i remembered Aizen is a weenie who doesn't go quite hard enough to achieve his goals #so i backed up two steps to the second-and-a-half worst sandwich #untoasted whitebread with an incorrect amount of mayonnaise #that's his go-to snack #and nit just because he put Gin #a corn snake in a business suit #in charge of stocking the pantry at Las Noches #though Orihime's ability to make nutritional meals out of clown menu nonsense is extremely helpful #AEIWAM #An elephant is warm and mushy #bleach #bleach fanfic #sosuke aizen

[willowser]

you're not expecting the bathroom door to swing open.

sitting in katsuki's overly-large bathtub, soaking into suds and fragrant oils and trying to enjoy what you believed would be another evening alone; one of kirishima's sidekicks is out with an injury and your great explosion murder god has been picking up the slack, pulling double shifts almost every night this week. not something to be upset about, as it's no one's fault, really—but you certainly didn't forsee your bath being interrupted.

this is what your i'm in here! call is met with: the creak of hinges and the smell of smoke, the deep scowl on katsuki's face as he shuffles across the tile, eyes rimmed with that greasy paint he wears under his mask.

very rarely does he intrude on your alone time—not that you're complaining. a faint shy streak travels through you, and you pull your knees closer to your chest as you smile at him. without a word, he stands across from the tub, leaning against the sink counter as he scratches at sweat dripping down his neck.

"hello," you tell him quietly, trying to tide back your excitement for the sake of his exhaustion. "didn't expect to see you here, stranger."

it's only a joke, but katsuki's frown deepens. for a while, his eyes dance anywhere other than you, long enough that you begin to wonder if a nerve has been struck, but you're surprised to find him a little pink as he straightens out his slouchy posture.

"scooch." is all he demands of you, gruffly. before you can manage a retort, his arms go over his head to grab a fist full of his shirt by the back, tugging it up and free from his dirty, worn body.

it's a nice sight, one that keeps you quiet and content: the soft curve of his shoulders and the rippling, bruised plane of his ribcage; the thick muscle of his thighs as he yanks down his pants; the spreading flush to his chest, as he strips himself bare.

you are more than happy to scooch, slipping to one side easily so that he can sit at your back. a rough groan escapes him when he sinks into the steaming water, as he stretches out and rubs at one of his knees, digging his fingers into his skin with a grimace before gently tugging you to lean back against him.

you turn your head just a bit, so that your forehead is against his cheek, nosing at his jaw. again, you give him a quiet, "hello," that elicits another long, deep groan from his chest.

"hi," katsuki murmurs, a little awkwardly into your hair. you tell him he stinks and he grunts out a single laugh, before pinching your sides under the water until you're squirming against him a little too intimately.

when you turn to face him now, the scowl has slipped away, replaced by a soft curve of his lips that looks almost like a smile. his head is leaned back against the edge of the tub, eyes lidded, and he infects you with a yawn that stretches out his whole face.

he's so cute when he's sleepy like this that you can't help it; you wrap an arm around his neck and run a hand through his hair, leaving water to drip free and down from his temples. you place a fat kiss on his cheek, no matter how dirty, and it earns you a pleased hum that makes you want to squeal.

it's been a long week, that's all, and you're just happy he's home.

"are you all mine tonight?" you ask, pulling your lip between your teeth when he raises his head to stare at you. something heavy weighs in his eyes, like his response will answer to more than just your question, this question, right here in the bath and in your arms.

katsuki blinks softly, and digs a hand into your hair, too. "yeah," he murmurs, serious. "all yours."

#can you tell just how absolutely sick in the head i am over him #you guessed it ! another midnight post ! #i'm sleepy and soft idk what this nonsense is #bakugou drabble #lemon it's wednesday #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugou

[owari-no-suffering]

shoutout to lan wangji and luo binghe for being endlessly tormented by their love interests' mixed signals, reaching their breaking point, and then proceeding to never be normal about their (always reciprocated) crushes (turned husbands) ever again.

#like obviously binghe and wangji are not on the same level. but they're certainly not opposites! #just got to wangxian's first kiss and like. #if my silly gay crush showered me in flowers and pointed out how pretty i was and always hung around me. #but then was like ''wow i love talking to boys don't you love talking to boys S?" #i would also be driven so insane as to just start punching trees #lan wangji epitome of control being pushed past his breaking point and hating himself for it . . . you are so dear to me #luo binghe driven absolutely batshit bonkers by his shizun who cares deeply for him and fears (or used to fear) the idea of him . . . #mm yes i'm connecting the dots. mxtx has a flavour she likes. i see i see #TBD on whether hualian fits into this nonsense at all but from what i've heard: not really #mdzs #rzfzx #svsss #scum villian self saving system #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #bingqiu

[livelivefastfree]

Alda posted some art and got me thinking about this blog again so here are some cool burners and increasingly unhinged Marginalia Mikes

#Motorcity #Mike Chilton #Julie Kane #Dutch Gordy #Texas (motorcity) #Chuck (motorcity) #Art Is Hard #Life Ruiner #He Scream At Own Car #The Queen #TEXAS!!! #Robot Aesthetic #hey guys??? he's mimk chiltom U_U #does Texas understand what's being explained to him??? no absolutely not lol. is he about to start chopping at the hologram. yes. #but in his defense chuck just said ''the shape isn't a shape it's a concept think about it like a physics problem and work backwards' #which makes sense to him and like four other people in Detroit but is otherwise essentially useless magical nonsense gobbledygook

[medicalunprofessional]

#psychonauts #crispin whytehead #fred bonaparte #<-Hes there in the last picture so Sure #nightmaretheater #eyestrain #flashing #<- ​i want to be safe #blood cw #gore cw #<- ​close enough #Woe. My crispin nonsense be upon thee #Having so much fun doing This #This is so awesome to me idc what anyone thinks this was so good #Decipher my message boy #it tells a story. It does #Oh.. And on the last one… I think its important to talk about how fred is absolutely Not Innocent #also yes he is standing very weirdly thays becsuse crispin is short and he is very very tall #also Yes. I mispelled something. In my defense it was in very small font i couldnt seeee (justblike him omg) #Im not tell tou what i mispelled haha

[artemispanthar]

Saw a political ad where the guy's slogan was like "no politics!" and it's like, buddy, you're campaigning for the politics job at the politics factory, like, what are you even talking about

#artie thoughts #silly stuff #what an absolute nonsense statement #you're a politician politics is what you do! #*goes to my government politics job in my role as a politician* better not be any politics here! #sheesh

[favorite-lie]

honestly whatever

i just want some balance 

im so tired of my life being a literal emotional roller coaster where one day i want to fucking end my life because of how i think a horrible person i am and then next day feeling so happy that im just overwhelmed with joy i cant breathe and move normally and just laying down and laughing for completely no fucking reason and then havign a panic attack and then feeling absolutely nothing and then going to sleep and everything repeats in random order with some new tropes from time to time

im just. so tired of it all i dont even know what im doing anymore

#sky cotl #sky children of the light #idk what else #sorry yall im just so tired #oh look that mf vents again about its absolute nonsense problems no way #lies about art

[rox-of-iu]

its that time of the week again lads,,,

(spoilers)

from the fic cultivate by @neonghostcat as per usual

#svsss #liushen #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #im here yet once again to offer everyone my nonsense #anyway one more comment that got cut off while I was taking pics of these #was that i looooove so much sqq (jiu) in this aaa can you tell sjahskjdhas #i love so so much how he is written absolute batsard meow meow I'm holding him like a bug <33333 #jsahdk #anyway sorry to everyone that followed for anything but cultivate but this is what yall getting as of now sorry #im rotating this fic in my brain constantly in between getting my ass handed to me by my studies lol

[fantastic-nonsense]

it's been like three days and I'm still thinking about the person who tried to defend Batcest by saying that in the 50s and 60s Robin was considered an adult man, Batman and Robin were "the most widely acknowledged gay icons in that time by gay men," and that DC "retconned Robin back into being a child" to demonize gay men who identified with them

#personal #batman #dc fanwank #bruce wayne #dick grayson #absolutely and genuinely *baffling* take. kinda wonder what was going on in their brain tbh #because absolutely ZERO historical or comics canon knowledge was happening there #meanwhile me: no thoughts head empty just 'how are Seduction of the Innocent's nonsense talking points still this popular 60 years later?' #the curse of knowing literally anything beyond the surface level of the Seduction of the Innocent scandal #is that about half of the fandom arguments re: politics sexism and homophobia in comics cause you immense psychic damage

[dootznbootz]

To ME, The Iliad and The Odyssey are about the different reactions to trauma and "hate".

The Iliad is about how a man gets destroyed by hatred. Achilles is "destroyed" metaphorically because his hatred and grief caused him to lose his "humanity". Hector is killed by a man filled with so much hatred (Achilles). Both men are "gone".

The Odyssey, being what happens directly after, is about how a man can come BACK from such hatred. Menelaus and Nestor, while still in pain from the war (the time, friends, and family they lost), are still able to move forward and live normal lives. We watch this happen in real time through Odysseus.

Odysseus' name means to hate and be hated, something he's been probably doing since he left Ithaca to a degree. You could even see the slaughter of the suitors as being the "final fight" he has to go through before the "healing". He gains back his humanity, kingdom, and identity by loving and being loved. (Niko's post about Odysseus and his identity. It delves further into all that well!)

Some people are lost to war and some people CAN come back from it. While the ancients (of every culture as well!) didn't have the semi-universal term PTSD yet, they knew damn well people who have experienced trauma tend to be "different" afterward and had their own stories and even some "remedies"

Other ancient works, such as those by Hippocrates, describe soldiers who experienced frightening battle dreams. (Source, whole article gives more info on ancient PTSD too!)

Celsus, a Roman doctor described a condition named Insania sine fibre.

In Ancient Mesopotamia, “They described hearing and seeing ghosts talking to them, who would be the ghosts of people they’d killed in battle – and that’s exactly the experience of modern-day soldiers who’ve been involved in close hand-to-hand combat.” (Source)

This is my own interpretation, but in a way, I think the Epic Cycle is...showcasing that. The Iliad shows how trauma can "end" a person. And The Odyssey is kind of a way to give some hope to folks in a "Hey, you CAN get better. You CAN have your life back."

#I have not really edited this and looked it over as much as I should have but meh! #also if someone else has already thought and talked about this. I can give credit and/or delete it! #I have a lot of feelings on this. as I love history. Psychology. and literature and the Iliad/Odyssey to ME is all 3 #I could just interpret it this way since...ya know👀so I could be talking absolute nonsense but I wanted to know what others think! #I think it's why I love the Odyssey and Odysseus so much. There's always hope to heal. There's always hope in getting better! #good analysis' use sources when they can😤 even though this is extremely casual and for the homies on tumblr lol #odyssey #odysseus #hector of troy #tagamemnon #greek mythology #iliad #achilles #psychology #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #essay

[edsbacktattoo]

I have Gathered some Data

@skysofrey and I recently got into a discussion about names in OFMD. Specifically, how many times does Ed actually call Stede by his name in the show? We could only think of a few examples each and that didn't seem right. And because I'm insane, I decided to rewatch and note down every time a name was used, who used it, and who was being spoken to. Here are my findings!

Before you proceed, please know that this is strictly for fun and because I was curious. There are likely errors in the data (I'm sure I missed some things, I'm just one person.) but! I still think that what's been gathered is very interesting.

Here are some other fun/important/miserable things that I found in my travels:

There is one more time where Stede calls Ed “Edward,” and the only time it isn’t said to him directly. This is when Stede is addressing the petrified orange.

Of the five times that Stede is called “The Gentleman Pirate,” two of them are from Ed.

Ed calls Stede by his name only twelve times in the series. Only two of these instances are spoken to someone else. There are two others when Ed is looking for him at the pier, and therefore spoken to no one.

There are only ten instances of other characters calling Ed something other than his name or “Blackbeard.” Two of these are from Izzy, during the scene in Spanish Jackie’s bar, where he’s informing Stede that Ed would like to meet with him. During this scene, he only uses “my captain” and “my boss.” This is one of the very few times he doesn’t refer to Ed to other people as “Blackbeard” and it’s at the time that is arguably the most important. (He’s an idiot.)

Out of the twenty times that Ed refers to himself, fourteen of those are as “Blackbeard/The Kraken.” He refers to himself with names other than “Ed/Edward” 70% of the time. 50% of the times he refers to himself by his name are during the beach scene in episode nine, and there is only one instance where he uses his name that is not in Stede’s company. ("Actually, I do want to be called 'Ed' from now on.")

Izzy only refers to Ed as "Edward" to other people four times in the show. Two of those times are when he's marooning Stede's crew, and each time he uses his name in that scene, he takes on a mocking tone. Meaning that 50% of every instance he's referred to Ed as "Edward" to other people, he's been mocking his name.

Ed calls Stede "mate" as often as he calls him by his name, but he only calls him "mate" directly.

Stede calls Ed by his name only once more than Izzy does.

80% of the times Ed refers to himself by name happen in episode nine.

#before anyone says anything yes i know i am utterly insane #i am bonkers #but this was a lot of fun! #if anyone would like to see the tally i kept while watching let me know #just so you can see that i didn't pull these numbers out of my ass #also pls be nicey to me about this i am not a science and data guy #i am an english and art major so this is absolutely not my forte #again just for curiosity's sake #i've always been fascinated by the use of names and titles in this show so this is like catnip to me #fascinating and interesting and im rolling around in it #enjoy i guess!!! #ofmd #our flag means death #is this meta? #idk what constitutes as a meta #i'll tag it anyway #ofmd meta #oh we thinkin? #huge thank you to kaitlin for indulging in my nonsense about this program <3

[sen-ya]

have i mentioned before that i'm straight up terrible at predicting stories and so the one shot in the dark i keep telling all my friends about one piece is that we never saw lami's body so YOU NEVER KNOW

#one piece #trafalgar law #trafalgar lami #nonsense #there's absolutely zero narrative motivation for her to show up #but what i learned from shonen is NO BODY NO DEATH #this is why i fear not for the heart pirates #shachi and penguin are fine everything's fine aLL OF THEM ARE FINE U HEAR ME

[nientedal]

1920s AU, anyone? :D

#megamind #megamind fanart #megarox #it's funny because roxanne DOES NOT have the figure for flapper dresses #this is all somewhat anachronistic lol but as far as i remember #in the 1920s the goal was to be shaped like a rectangle? #roxanne is....not that #alas xD #anyway this was ORIGINALLY for megamind month 2021 - i previously sent its recipient the in-progress version with flat colors #totally intending to finish it #but i burned myself out on that bar. the bar WAS done! on the phone version! but i was doing it with no tablet and no stylus and adljfaldja #too ambitious. #anyway what took me fully a week two years ago took me....idk #a couple of evenings now??? #absolute nonsense. how is it this easy now #anyway up next is the fanart for Run i think #dal is a fanart #dal draws