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musubiki · 4 months
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How does Tiramisu react to Lime and Mochi FINALLY getting together?
SHE EXPECTED IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!
though she had already long given them BOTH the whole uhh..... "you better use protection" talk. truthfully that talk came WAY back during the pre-timeskip period.
one morning poor tiramisu is like hehe i made mochi breakfast in bed today...shes been working so hard, poor thing...and then opens the door to find lime snuggling into her daughter. almost kills his stupid ass
probably drags them both by the ear downstairs and sits them on the couch and gives them the whole talking-to. the mom lecture. the "I know kids are insane and you'll find ways to sneak around (especially you mochi), so you better fucking use protection. you already have magic to worry about you cant handle a child right now--"
and theyre both EMBARRASSED (RIGHTFULLY SO) AND KEEP STAMMERING ABOUT "ITS NOT LIKE THAT-- I SWEAR-- WE -- UH--" but she knows. probably pulls lime aside alone later and gives him his own talking to. maybe also tries to ban him from coming over at all but he'll find ways.
anyway all that to say she already knew. obviously she thinks theyre good for each other and honestly theres no one shed rather mochi be with, but the STRESS that led up to it for her was CRAZY
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finalfantasyx · 10 months
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my boi Ye Qingyu being the most empathetic, sympathetic person in the entire flippin’ universe
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deus-ex-mona · 9 months
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unmentionable a h e ms are aligned right behind this shelf btw
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yourgirlsfriday · 2 years
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Phototags a - c
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emperorundying · 4 months
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The Locked Tomb Dashboard Simulator
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It always astounds me how dreadfully boring pre-resurrection media sounds.
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"And then he loved him but only in the Spanish dub" why is the dub only kind of span.
#our dear necrolord is reminiscing about his 'Favorite Johnlocks' again #duplicitous sluts please interact #i need a fucking break
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"Don't transvestigate religious figures" Cyrus the First had a pussy and I will die on this hill.
#gem.txt #before tower dickrider anons infiltrate my asks #my great great aunt was a distant relative of his cavalier #also i'm right
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for important necromantic research 😇
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half these people have not been heard from in thousands of years i don't know whether those dicks are really at their peaks anymore
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Where's my "Anyone-But-Two-Pump-Chump-Gaius" option?
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LET ME PICK JOY'S FLESHMAGIC FOOTLONG YOU ABSOLUTE COWARD.
#they HATE to see a girlboss win #miss second saint to serve the emperor undying please girl just one chance #yes she's missing yes it's because she's in my bed every night #what about it
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In response to any concerns about a contagious black goop spreading to The Houses, The Tower would like to emphasize that this is not currently something anyone in The Houses should worry about. It is under control, and remember that tomorrow is Resurrection Day!
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S. Time is a flat fucking circle.
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anyone else feel like the anti-nine-houses rhetoric on this site has skyrocketed since the princes were crowned? i don't want to say it's lesbophobia but.....
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Are you fucking serious???? Not everything is about sexuality holy shit can you think critically for two seconds, The N*crolord literally has been fucking over planets for millennia.
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that legit does not account for the rise.... idk im just saying
#tell me you hate butches without telling me you hate butches #embarrassing!!!
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joonberriess · 8 months
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p a i r i n g : jungkook x reader
g e n r e : baby daddy au
t a g s : sleazy!jk, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, cunnilingus, fingering, messy sex, half assed blowjob, rough sex, possessive!jk, he’s a jealous mess, he’s also like a lost puppy following you around, pervy!jk, dirty talk, light degradation, jk literally wants you all the time, oc is mean n cunty, but she’s also weak when it comes to him, me thinks he’s toxic, toxic!jk tag to be safe (for now LMAO), hyunjin gets put in his place three times LMAO, sex tapes, THIS IS NASTY Y’ALL
w o r d c o u n t : 5.5 k
s u m m a r y : “You know night after night, I’ll be fuckin’ you right,” or: “Girl hold on my baby daddy calling again.”
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“Jungkook,” you sigh deeply, “I’m not kidding you can’t miss this, it’s his special day and he wants his dad there too,” You grit your teeth while digging through the pantry with your phone balanced on your shoulder, “No! I already told you what he wants to do afterwards we’re not just going to cancel those plans because you wanna show off when you feel like it. He’s six!”
You’re already irritated and Jungkook clearly wasn’t making things any better with his nonchalant attitude and condescending words/tone. “Jungkook–you’re not listening–”
“Baby I heard ya loud and clear, stop stressin’ that pretty little head of yours. Sounds like you’re about to pop a nerve or something,” Jungkook replies with that stupid laugh of his, “I mean I know a couple things that can help you relax.”
You close your eyes and count to three under your breath tilting your head back and pinching the bridge of your nose. “...Tell me to calm down one more time and see what happens Jeon Jungkook,” you go to say more but he cuts you off.
“I didn’t tell you to calm down, I said to stop stressing.”
“........” Oh this man had you mad already, and he wasn’t even here yet. You ignore his voice and shakily set down the bag of bread you had pulled from the pantry. This man was so fucking dead when he got here.
“Ow–! Baby what the hell?” Jungkook yelps as soon as he walks through the door, he’s holding his arms up to block the stuff you throw at him (and they’re not soft either). “Did I do something?” He whines.
You glare fiercely back at him, “Did you do something? Don’t act smart with me Jungkook, you know damn well what you’re doing. Stop acting stupid because you look stupid.” You hurl your son’s toy ball at him and perfectly strike his head, “Today is not the day you hear me, Jiho’s been looking forward to his recital and you’re not going to ruin it by being a deadbeat.” You seethe.
Jungkook raises his hands in surrender, “Baby all I said was to quit stressin’,” he walks over carefully in case you planned on throwing something else, “you know I’d never make my baby mad on purpose.” He wraps his arms around your waist and tugs you to his chest, “Is this a new dress? Looks sexy.” He teases as he sneaks his hand down to your ass and squeezes it through the dress.
“Don’t change the subject,” you shake his hand away and stare up at him, “and how do you keep coming in here? Nevermind that, stop coming in like you live here.” You grunted.
“I found the key under the doormat, you should really hide it somewhere else.” Jungkook grins as he tries to kiss you but he misses and ends up kissing up on the side of your face, “ “Don’t be like that babe.” He pouts.
You grumble once more and relax into his arms, “Swear to me you’re not going to mess this up for Jiho.” You grab his face and direct it towards you, “Swear it.” You stare into his eyes with a pleading look.
Jungkook nods, “I swear.” He gently squeezes you, “I only want the best for Jiho too, he’s my son after all.” You stare at him, as if you’re trying to find any hints of deceivement but you find none in his eyes, in fact he looks sincere for once.
“Okay..” You softly reply and let his face go, “I believe you.”
He does that stupid (but charming) thing where he smiles coyly, borderline smirking, as he stares down at you with those playful eyes of his. “Now what do you say we relax a little yeah? You’re looking a little too fine for me to let it go to waste baby..” He gently runs his hands up and down your sides, slithering their way back to your ass like he had them before.
You laugh in disbelief, “You’re ridiculous, I can’t believe you.” You shake your head as Jungkook leans down to bury his nose in the side of your neck, “Fine.”
Jungkook grins triumphantly as he spins you around in the direction of the hallway where the bedroom lies. “Lead the way lil’ mama.” Jungkook murmurs in a low tone, eyes dropping down to admire your pretty ass. You take his hand and lead the way, biting back small laughs of amusement as he encircles his arms around you from behind and kisses on your neck.
You stumble into the room and let the straps of your sundress slip off your shoulders but he stops you, “No, wanna fuck you in it baby.” He whispers in your ear as he guides you on to the bed, “Damn, you look so fuckin’ fine walkin’ around like this. If only they knew how I make you mine every night baby.” He stands at the edge of the bed, hands slowly undoing his belt buckle and jeans. His Calvin Klein boxers peek out from underneath in all their glory making your mouth water a tiny bit.
“And if I said this dress wasn’t for you? I mean, you fuck me every night but do you know who comes when you’re not here?” You lick your lips with a smirk, “You have no clue what happens when you’re gone.” Jungkook’s eyes darken at that, the way he looks at you is enough to have you creaming your panties.
“Oh yeah? Like who mama? Go on and tell me,” He climbs on the bed and flips your dress up, “does he make you cum like I do? Has you shaking n creamin’ this slutty pussy all over his cock?” He yanks your panties down your legs and tosses the ruined item on to the ground below, “Let me tell you something,” he grabs your chin and forces you to look at him, “he may be here when I’m gone but you always come back for this dick baby.”
You bite back your moan from the utter filth he just spewed at you, your poor pussy’s throbbing from all this and you desperately need his tongue or something on you. “Jungkook,” you quietly groan, “if you’re gonna fuck around then let go.” You glare.
“Patience, wanna savor my baby’s sweet lil’ pussy.” He hungrily licks his lips, “You got a man starved sweetheart,” he goes down between your legs, “I’ll make sure you forget all about your..friend.” He shoots a wink at you before he disappears under your dress.
Jungkook’s hot breath fans over your poor cunt and it tickles your clit and sends a shiver down your spine in anticipation. Luckily he doesn’t disappoint and his tongue dips low between your dewy soft folds, licking upwards until he circles your clit. A long sigh slips past your lips, you slide your hands into his hair and grip the curly strands as a means to hold on, “Oh fuck..” You whisper.
Jungkook hums against your pussy and buries himself nose deep while he licks and sucks at your slicked up hole. His nose brushes past your clit, bumping it gently and causing tiny little jolts of pleasure. “Mm..” You spread your thighs wider to make more room for him. You can feel his tongue prod at your sopping hole, dipping in teasingly but not quite slipping in just yet.
He curls his hands around your thighs and groans low, you can see his hips rock up into the bed as he grinds his hard cock over the sheets. The sight sends shivers down your spine as you push your pussy up into his mouth, “Kook,” you bite your lip, “need more..”
Jungkook makes some obscene slurping noises before he pulls away, panting slightly before he dives back in, only this time he aims for your sensitive clit. He wraps his lips around the bud and suckles, moaning so the vibrations travel. A shocked moan leaves you, your eyes slip shut and you roll your hips like you’re trying to fuck your pussy into his mouth some more.
His fingers trail down to push into your sloppy cunt, a low lewd squelching noise audible in the background as he fucks his fingers in and out of you steadily. Your toes curl and you hike your legs up over his shoulders. Jungkook doesn’t take it easy on your poor cunt opting to fuck his fingers in at a fast pace. He swirls his tongue around your clit and flicks it repeatedly until he has you squirming from the rapid pleasure building.
“Kook,” you moan, “fuck–hold on,” you try to push his head away but he tightens his grip on you and moves his fingers faster at godspeed. “Jungkook,” you moaned loudly and arch your back.
He pulls away from your cunt and pants heavily, “Go on, cum for me.” He licks his lips, “Get ‘em nice and wet for me.” He smirks with hazy eyes, emerging from under your dress but keeping up that rapid pace.
Your lips form a small ‘o’ and your pussy flutters around his fingers, “Oh fuck..!” You cry out and reach for the sheets, grabbing and twisting at them as you thrash around. “Mmm..! Mm,” you throw your head back and gasp as your orgasm finally hits hard.
“There you go baby, that’s it.” He leans down to capture your lips in a smooth and slow kiss, “Did so good for me.” He purrs against your lips watching as you tiredly moaned and slumped against the bed, “C’mere mama,” he helped you sit up, “need your mouth on my cock.” He shoves his boxers down enough to let his cock spring out.
It slaps against his stomach with a lewd noise, making you bite your lip in desire. “Get it wet for me,” Jungkook strokes his cock with a low sigh as he slaps the tip against your lips repeatedly, “c’mon sweetheart.” He guides your head forward towards his cock with a hitched breath.
You part your lips and wrap them around the weeping tip hearing him curse under his breath. His hand tangles in your hair and bites down on his lip, “There you go baby, look so fuckin’ sexy with my cock in your mouth.” He guides your head back and forth, hissing quietly when you gently scrape your teeth around the shaft.
Jungkook moans low when your tongue runs over a sensitive vein along his cock. You give him a harsh suck slowly pulling off his cock with a wet pop, it slaps against your lips and you smirk up at him, “Like that?”
“Just like that.” He repeats and gently pushes you back, “Open ‘em.” He pats your thighs, “We got an hour left before we gotta go.” He murmurs, “and I don’t plan on letting you walk outta here without a fuckin’.” He’s so vulgar it literally annoys you how much it turns you on when he talks like that about you.
You bite your lip and hoist your legs around his waist, reaching down to replace his hand on his cock as you press the bulbous head against your pussy, rubbing up and down while smearing your slick around. Jungkook watches you with hooded eyes as he holds himself up over you, “Go on baby, slip me right in your little pussy.”
His cock throbs in your hand and you take pity on him, letting the tip slip right in through the mess he created of you earlier. Your lips part as you guide him inch for inch until he’s bottomed out inside your pussy, balls deep and hips pressed against yours. Jungkook moans quietly and tests the waters by pressing in deeply, he rocks his hips slowly just enjoying the feeling of your soft pussy wrapped around his cock.
“Fuck me,” you sigh out and relax, this is exactly what you were craving for, you never wanted the feeling to end.
“I am baby.” Jungkook grins and pushes up into you once more, “Pussy feels so fuckin’ snug around me, ‘s all soaked for me too, bet you don’t get this wet for anyone else.” He grinds in deeply, hips circling slowly as his cock bumps into your sensitive spots and has you seeing stars for a moment.
You let out a long whimper and shut your eyes, “Oh fuck, right there Kook,” you whisper, “fuck, fuck, fuck me please.” You whine lowly and reach down to shove your dress up higher around your hips, “Need it so bad.”
“Need what baby?” Jungkook leaves tiny kisses down the side of your neck and shoulders, “C’mon, wanna hear you say it. Let me hear that filthy mouth of yours, I know how fuckin’ nasty you can get.” He whispers in your ear, hips grinding in that one spot you oh so love.
You shudder in pleasure and moan uncontrollably, “Mm right there–fuck, oh fuck, harder baby..” You whimper out, eyes shutting and thighs trembling once again. Jungkook thankfully doesn’t stall any longer, he re-adjusts his grip by sliding his hands under your ass and gripping both cheeks before he begins plowing into you.
He drives his cock deeper, his hips slap against your ass with loud smacking noises ringing throughout the bedroom. You lay there moaning unabashedly as he fucks the ever living shit out of you in broad daylight. Jungkook moans and pants softly in your ear, whispering a bunch of utter filth that only makes your pussy squeeze his cock and weep around him.
“You like that don’t you baby. Always been such a little slut for me, ain’t that right? This pussy belongs to me?” He growls in your ear and suddenly pins you to the bed with his hand wrapped around your throat, “You think you can just run off with someone else baby? Oh not afuckin’ chance, because at the end of the day you’ll always come running back to daddy won’t you?” He snaps his hips upward punishingly, striking your g-spot over and over again.
You cry out weakly and wildly buck your hips, the question flies right past you and you almost forget he even said anything from how good it felt. Jungkook doesn’t take too kindly and smacks your cheek a couple of times to get your attention as he asks you the question all over again, “Mmm–yeah,” you breathe out all high and soft, “only yours daddy.”
Jungkook rumbles quietly in satisfaction before he lets you go and sits up on his haunches, he grabs your waist and uses it as leverage, he begins slamming himself in and out of your poor abused cunt. You almost cry from how good it feels, your moans are choked up and some come out as pitiful little whimpers.
“Daddy–” You throw your head back and brace your hand against the sheets. The force of his thrusts is enough to send you shifting up against the mattress, there’s loud creaking noises to accompany the skin slapping skin. It just sounds like filthy fucking at this point.
Jungkook bites his lip and moans under his breath as his eyes lock on your bouncing tits, he digs his fingers into your waist and grips you so tight you know you’re going to bruise. He throws his head back with a long satisfied moan, “Oh fuck,” he rolls his hips quickly, “you’re gonna fucking make me cum baby.” He whispers breathily.
You squeeze around him with purpose, “Cum,” you whine, “inside.”
Jungkook doesn’t reply, not at least verbally, he lets out a series of lewd moans and whispers of promises. He smacks his hips into yours and reaches between you two to thumb at your clit, rubbing the bud in tight fast circles. Your orgasm comes as a surprise, feeling like eternity as you sob in pleasure and plead for more.
“Fuck..!” Jungkook groans loud and long. His cock throbs and he slams three more times before pressing himself balls deep as he fills you with his cum. “Shit..” He laughs breathlessly and runs a hand through his messy hair, “That was a good one..” He mutters with a slap to your ass as he collapses next to you.
You pant softly and turn to the alarm clock on the nightstand, “Thirty minutes.” You sigh and roll out of bed, “Get up we’re leaving.” You say while wobbling to the bathroom to freshen the hell up, “I mean it Jungkook don’t you dare make us late.” You call out from the bathroom.
Jungkook hums, “Let a man rest sweetheart, you practically drained my balls.” He replies with a sigh, “Probably made another kid just now.” He smirks to himself as he closes his eyes and folds his arms behind his head.
“Seriously sometimes I wonder how old you really are.” You shake your head as you stand in the doorway observing his relaxed form, “And I wonder why I even let you back in either. You’re not useful for anything.”
He cracks one eye open at you and smirks, “Admit it, you love my cock too much to cut me off baby, you can’t deny I don’t rock your entire world. Without me who’s gonna fuck you till you’re seeing stars?” He sits up and ignores the fact that his limp cock lays out in the open coated in slick and cum. “Does my baby need another round?” He opens his arms with a mock pout.
“Get the hell out we’re going to be late you fucking asshole.” You grit your teeth and storm off to find your shoes you were planning on wearing to the recital.
“Ay-ay captain.” Jungkook chuckles.
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“Mama, mama! Did you see me up there?” Jiho comes running over with pure excitement in his eyes as he hugs your legs and looks up at you with those little doe eyes of his that you oh so love (not so much on the father..).
“Of course baby, you did so good up there my little man is a star.” You coo back and squat down to his level, “A little birdie told me that we should go get some pizza and ice cream at the park. How does that sound to you my love?” You gently cradle his cheek and caress it lovingly.
Jiho’s eyes lighten up at the mention of all those things, but what really breaks your heart is the noise he makes when he finally sees Jungkook behind you. “Daddy you came?!” Jiho runs over to hug him tightly, “Did you see me? Did you see me?” He excitedly jumps.
Jungkook softens and leans down to pick Jiho up with ease, “Course I saw champ you killed it, hell I think you even did better than that Sunhye girl.” He smirks as Jiho giggles uncontrollably, “What’s so funny huh?” He coos tickling his son on the side teasingly.
“Daddy just said a curse word.” Jiho covers his mouth shyly and looks at you. Your heart melts and you reach over to gently squeeze his chubby little cheek.
“Did he now baby? But remember what mommy said? Mommy doesn’t want you to end up like daddy love.” You side eye Jungkook with a nasty little glare before going back to Jiho with a soft smile, “C’mon, daddy said he’s taking you out today.” You kiss his cheek.
Jiho lights up in excitement, “Really daddy?!” He throws his arms around Jungkook’s neck and kicks his legs excitedly, “I can’t wait! I’m going to show you my new car collection daddy, it’s so cool I barely got it last week when mama and I went to the store.” He rambles on and on before he pauses, “You are coming over…right?” He quietly asks.
Jungkook nods, “Of course,” he says immediately, “you know I will champ.” He softly smiles and presses a kiss to his temple, “Daddy will always come over when you want.” This seems to satiate Jiho who goes back to his cheerful little rambles. It shouldn’t hurt you but this time it does, and you hate the bitter feeling it leaves in your mouth.
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The day passes by and night time soon falls, Jiho of course asks Jungkook to put him to bed after hours of playing together. It warms your heart to see Jiho this happy with Jungkook, you wish it stayed like that..
“Hey babe,” Jungkook passes by behind you with a sneaky ass grab as he opens the fridge, “finally put Jiho down, little guy was out like a light.” He chuckles under his breath fondly.
You smile softly, “That’s my favorite part of the day, listening to him talk about the things he did and the new stuff he learns.. I wouldn’t miss it.” You turn the sink off and dry your hands, “Are you staying the night?” You raise a brow.
Jungkook nods, “Eh, I figured why the hell not. I don’t have anything to do tomorrow anyways.” He says and pops open a beer, “Plus I get to spend the night with my babies.” He winks at you.
You roll your eyes, “Of course.. Don’t you dare make a mess in my kitchen Jungkook.” You warn and walk off to the living room intending to watch some TV before bed. Jungkook trails after you like a lost puppy and you suppress a sigh, “What is it now?”
“Is it a crime to wanna be with you sweetheart? I’m sure you’d love some company right now.” Jungkook huffs and sits next to you on the couch with his arm thrown over your shoulders, “Aw c’mon sweetheart, don’t give me that look. Not after what went down this afternoon.” He buries his face in your shoulder and kisses it gently.
You sink into his arms and shoot him a glare, “Only reason I don’t kick you out is because Jiho’s gonna want to see you in the morning. If it were up to me your ass would be on the curb.” You grumble and pick up the remote, “And stop getting so close to me your breath stinks like beer.” You push his face away.
Jungkook’s shoulders shake as he laughs (obnoxiously in your opinion), “Fine, only cause you said so.” He says and gets up to head back into the kitchen. He re-emerges empty handed and in his wife beater tank top, his sweater is ditched and tossed to the side. “Better for you?” He holds his arms out.
“Yeah.” You turn back to the TV, “Now be quiet I’m trying to watch this.” You mumble.
Jungkook silently slips onto the couch right up beside you again. He slips his arm around and tugs you to his side with a quiet grunt. You grumble quietly and turn to face him as you push him back onto the couch and climb on top of him, “This is better..” You mutter softly and lay your head on his chest.
You don’t miss the way he smiles at you and hugs you closer, “Good night.” He says, pressing a gentle kiss to your temple. He hears a faint ‘night’ and with that he lets his eyes slip shut as he falls asleep with a dumb little smile on his face.
“Idiot..” You whisper softly, surprised at how fond you sound at the moment, but he doesn’t have to know that.
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A few days later you’re gone for work and Jungkook comes over to take care of Jiho. At first nothing too big happens, they play some games and then have breakfast before Jungkook takes Jiho out to the mall and then they come back to have lunch. Right now however Jiho was napping leaving Jungkook all by himself.
He takes one last look at Jiho before he slips outside for a needed smoke session. Jungkook always did like the view from your balcony, it gave him like a sense of peace and security whenever he sat out there smoking a cigarette. He really did feel at ease. He spends a couple minutes looking out at the sunset and city and then he checks his phone right after when he gets bored of that.
Jungkook’s in the middle of texting back Namjoon when he hears the doorbell ring. He frowns in confusion and looks back, you didn’t say anything about having anyone over or anything being delivered. He tucks the cigarette between his lips and makes his way over to the front door.
“y/n, hey! I was wondering if–” some guy standing on the other side of the door starts but quickly stops when he sees Jungkook standing in the doorway instead of y/n.
“Can I help you?” Jungkook leans against the doorway and eyes the guy up and down, “You lost or somethin’ kid?”
“Huh? Who are you? I’ve never seen you around before and y/n’s never talked about a guy before..” He trails off, eyeing Jungkook up and down too but only this time he doesn’t bother to hide his distaste for him. Jungkook’s aware of how he looks right now, and damn if he doesn’t look good.
“I’m y/n’s baby daddy, now who the fuck are you?” Jungkook snorts and takes a long drag from the cigarette, blowing the smoke in the dude’s face.
The dude looks at him with a glare, “I’m her friend and neighbor.”
“Neighbor huh, good then you don’t need to be around then. I don’t take too kindly to random ass men trying to hit on my girl like that, because we both know you see her more than a neighbor so do me a favor and turn your ass back around unless you wanna really get to know me.” Jungkook flicks the ashes at him, “Nice meeting ya.” He grins and slams the door in his face.
“Friend huh..” Jungkook chuckles.
It’s late when you finally arrive home, you make a quick stop to get the mail before heading up when you’re stopped by Hyunjin, your adorable but annoying neighbor, “Heyy, what’s up why you out so late?” You smile tiredly while sorting your mail out.
Hyunjin looks bothered as he looks off to the side, “Nothing, just needed some fresh air you know? Anyways that’s not what I’m here for, I didn’t know you were seeing someone?” He says softly and when he sees your confused face he continues, “That guy up there? The one with tattoos and shit? He’s rude as hell.”
You internally groan, what did he do now.. “Yeah? Well, I’m not seeing him–seeing him…technically..” You trail off before sighing in defeat, “He’s my baby daddy.”
“Ohh, I thought he was lying or something because I thought no way would you ever go with someone like him. Much less have a kid with him.” He shakes his head, “He’s seriously a bad influence though, he literally was smoking in the house like you know how bad that can be for Jiho?” Hyunjin scoffs and shakes his head, “The nerve of him to call himself a parent.”
“Listen kid, whatever the fuck he does is very much his and my business. I don’t need your two pennies of a fucking opinion on my baby daddy, yeah, that’s my child’s father and what about it? I must have seen something in him if I still went and fucked him and had his kid. So don’t you ever speak on him again unless you want me to call him downstairs you little shit.” You glare and storm off to the elevators leaving a shocked Hyunjin in the back.
“Fuckin’ nerve of this brat.” You mutter and get your keys out, “Seriously.”
You walk into the apartment and are immediately greeted with Jungkook sitting there with a pissed expression. “What the hell is wrong with you?” You ask as you kick your heels off, “Where’s Jiho?”
“He’s sleeping, had dinner and went to bed.” Jungkook stands up and makes his way over to you slowly, “Who the fuck was that kid that came knocking earlier?” He cups your chin and tilts your head to face him, “He the one you fucking or what?” He grits his teeth.
You stare back at him annoyed, “He’s some dumb ass college kid Jungkook, and no I’m not fucking him. As if..” You mutter the last part and walk to the bedroom, “If you’re just gonna bitch about him sleep on the couch I beg, I’m so fucking tired from work I just wanna sleep okay? Bitch at me another time.” You sigh.
Jungkook kicks the door shut behind him and comes up behind you to hug you, “Mm.. Just wanna help my lil’ mama relax is all,” he says in your ear, “I already knew you two weren’t fucking anyways, he makes it so obvious.” Jungkook smirks as he kisses your shoulder, reaching around the front to unbutton your blouse, “Still he fuckin’ pissed me off.” He growls.
“I know, trust me.” You smirk softly and turn around in his hold and wrap your arms around his neck, “You’ll help me relax won’t you?” You whisper against his lips.
“I’ll do more than that baby.” Jungkook grins back.
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Jungkook has you spread out for him on all fours, back arched sensually and your face buried in your pillows. Sweat glistens on his forehead as he moans under his breath whilst moving his hips leisurely, not in any rush whatsoever. Your moans are muffled but the sounds your pussy makes make up for it.
“Fucking shit, you look so goddamn perfect for me all bent over with that pretty ass of yours bouncing on my cock.” Jungkook grunts as he slides his hands down to your waist to steady you.
“Jungkook,” you whimper out as you lift your head from the pillow, “need it faster.” You push back on his cock and gasp shakily when he hits something inside of you, “Oh fuck baby right there,” you whimper out, “mm, mm.”
He moans in response and lands a heavy smack on your ass, “Yeah? You like it when I hit it right there baby? ‘S got you creamin’ all over my cock right now.” He gasps softly as he speeds up and fucks into your harder.
You eyes flutter shut and you stick a hand down between your thighs to rub at your clit in tiny circles, “I love it,” you sigh out, “feels so good.” Jungkook spanks you again and it causes you to moan loud over the noises of his balls slapping against your clit and your ass bouncing off his pelvis. “Fuck..!”
Jungkook sees your phone light up from the corner of his eye and he peers over, he sees it’s that fucking kid from earlier texting you shit about how he’s sorry. Oh Jungkook’s gonna make him sorry now.. He grabs your phone and unlocks it, immediately opening up your camera and recording, “C’mon baby, put on a show for me.” He purrs out, making sure his tattooed hand is in the frame resting right over your bouncing ass.
You moan louder and lift yourself up enough to stabilize yourself before you start fucking yourself on his cock just how he likes it. “There you go, atta girl.” Jungkook lands repeated hits on your red ass cheek, licking his lips when he sees his hand print linger. “Whose pussy this belong to baby? Hm?”
“You,” a tiny whimper follows, “ ‘s your pussy baby.” You moan back as you rub your clit faster, “Fuck right there,” you push back and circle your hips on his cock like you’re trying to spell coconut. He moans loud as your pussy massages his cock just right, he nearly forgets he’s recording in the first place.
Jungkook ends the video there with a middle finger towards the end before he sends it to Hyunjin and tosses your phone aside, “C’mere.” He growls out and grabs your hips before he starts fucking into you harder and faster.
The headboard slams into the wall repeatedly, the sound of skin slapping grows louder and your moans are borderline screams now. You shudder violently and fall onto the bed face first as your pussy squirts, you lay there twitching and shaking as you come down from your orgasm slowly. Jungkook’s lips fall open in a silent moan as he watches in satisfaction.
He cums a few minutes later, pressing in deep as he groans lowly, “Damn I almost said I love you.” He breathlessly says. You reach behind to smack his arm making him laugh, “What? It’s true.” He shakes with laughter, “Aaaa you’re so cute baby.” Jungkook wipes the sweat off his brow and pulls out slowly, “Damn.” He murmurs, laying down next to you, “You okay?” He pokes your side.
You tiredly roll over and stare at him with a goofy little smile, “I almost said I love you too.” You softly reply.
Jungkook smiles, “y/n…my love, mother of my child,” he begins, “I’m sorry, but can you make me something to eat? You sucked the life out of me and now I’m starving.”
“I fucking take it back you dipshit.” You glare and roll out of bed, “.....What do you want..” You ask after shuffling around the room getting dressed in your robe.
“Ramen? Please and thank you.” Jungkook gives you that little bunny smile that made you fall in love all those years back. Maybe you’re falling all over again…
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Ok this is very random but how do you think Ghost would deal w an s/o who is still a virgin at a very big girl age 🥴 maybe they’d be seeing each other for a while, and when things heat up and she confesses, how would he deal? Would he be honored and accept being her first or would he reject her altogether bc she is inexperienced?
(Because I’m in my 20s and safe to say on top of everything else in my life except this, I haven’t come across anyone with whom I’d like to be intimate with yet and though I try not to let it get to me, some part of me sometimes feels like a freak or like something is wrong with me)
I hope I did not cross any boundaries or make you uncomfortable by sharing this, if I did I apologize and please feel free to delete this ❤️🕊️
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Ghost x FVirgin!Reader Word count: 2,9 k Tags/warnigs: Mild smut, light angst, fluff, comfort, praise & size kink Summary: Reader tells Ghost they’re a virgin while things are about to go down. 
A/N: Oh anon!! No boundaries crossed here at all! Your request (or at least I took it as such and got inspired to write a brief oneshot about it) was very sweet. This of course is my HC but Simon would only and only take pride in being your first. He would get a huge ego boost from this and feel absolutely privileged to hear he's worthy of such trust.  I think he would want to imprint himself in your head as the best man and the best sex partner you will ever have – he would do his all to eradicate even the very thought of wanting to try others after him. Again, an ego thing, but also a desperate wish to please his partner and make them feel safe. This man screams service top to me. I think Simon has a wild side – not mean, just wild, as in he might be into rough sex and certain types of kinky stuff every now and then but only if his partner is willing. He would be very gentle and considerate (passionate as hell though), knowing you're inexperienced, he would make you feel as safe as possible and wait until you were ready and willing to explore things further.  Also, I can't help but be moved by what you told me in this message. I understand where you're coming from with these "is there something wrong with me" thoughts, because gosh, I feel you! And speaking from experience… it's 110 % worth it to wait for the right person to come along! Sex can be awesome, mind-blowing, one of the best things – with the right partner. Not worth it with just whomever, imho. Stay safe and trust yourself! And I hope you like this short drabble I made for Ghost x Virgin!Reader ❤️❤️❤️ much love 😘
Simon Riley was a one of a kind man. 
He put every guy on every dating app to shame, and not just with his size. He was manly, in a word, even if you never knew you wanted such an overly masculine man. At least, not until you met him. 
Simon was not only sturdy and mature – he was armed with calm rage and dark humor. Just one look in his eyes told you he was not the life of the party. Actually, he was Death himself: one of those four horsemen that heralded the Apocalypse.
Perhaps unintelligibly, the same man was also extremely considerate. A true gentleman if there ever was one. He always placed you and your needs first. But underneath the calm, cynical surface you sensed fierce intensity: fire and smoke, something that screamed Danger, high voltage.
And you could not keep away. Quite the opposite, really. The combination of a wildfire and a tornado roaring upon this solid bedrock of a man was simply alluring.
Things had gone a little too far without you meaning them to. You were not a woman of one night stands, actually, you had never had a stand. But Simon changed that, too. Because now you were thinking about sleeping with him. 
After years and years of waiting for someone sensible to come along, you had begun to lose hope, especially when people seemed to fuck left and right while you wanted something real.
A bedrock. 
With that wildfire. Perhaps a tornado thrown in as well.
After weeks and weeks of flirting, the man asked you out, and after weeks and weeks of going out, you came to the conclusion that if someone deserved to be your first, it was Simon Riley. If there was any guy you wished would take you against a wall until you begged for mercy, it was him. At least in your fantasies, which were starting to get out of hand.
In real life, things were not that breezy.
Because what would he say if – no, when – you told him you were a virgin at this age? What if he would be bothered, what if things would get awkward between you two? 
What if he decided you were simply too much trouble than you were worth? 
It seemed like a miracle that the guy was still around, having been left blue-balled date after date. Either he was hellbent on conquering you, or then… Well, you didn't even dare to think about or's and then's and what if's. Especially when your own feelings were getting equally out of hand as those fantasies.
He probably had plenty of experience, and the thought certainly didn't make you feel any better. How would you compare, being not only inexperienced but a whole goddamn virgin? And it would probably hurt on top of everything. This man must be pretty damn big downstairs if 6 '4 feet and large hands were any indication.
Still, all fears flew out the window in record time every time he pulled you into a kiss. Your body molded into his already: the broad shoulders closed in around you, and it only felt thrilling. His warmth, his arms and scent enveloped you like the sweetest prison, and you held onto him as tightly as you could. Not because he wasn't clutching you with the same–if not greater–fervor, but because you wanted to make sure he was real.
And you realized what the allure of Simon Riley was. 
He felt safe.
In fact, he was safe. He represented safety in all its aspects. 
Who would've thought that death and wildfire could feel so good, so reliable?
You wondered if he thought this was some game; that you kept him waiting. The unwritten rule seemed to be that it was ok not to jump into bed on the first date. If anything, it was only a decent move. But what did the rules say about the second, third or fourth date? Not to talk about tenth? 
Things were starting to resemble some prudent high school romance. Well, perhaps not prudent, the way you two practically ground against each other while making out after every date. Without being vocal about it or pressuring you in any way, you could tell he wished for things to go further. Hell, every fiber in this man begged for more. He would soon burn your clothes off simply with that searing gaze alone. 
Watching the door close on that heated stare after at least 15 minutes of wanton, wicked kissing followed by clumsy Good night's and shy, apologetic smiles just wouldn't do anymore. The poor man was left breathless and puzzled in the cold night with nothing but a hard-on and the crumbs you gave him to keep him warm. 
Things were getting ridiculous, criminally so, and you felt pity for those pants trying to keep him in confinement. You felt pity for your own soaked underwear as you climbed to a lonely bed all hot, bothered, and wet.
Which was why this evening would end with you asking him to come inside. 
.  .  .
Lately, his hands have started to roam; they even cup your ass as he moans in your mouth – and hearing that raspy, low sound leave him forces the final decision. It's the final prophecy that tells you he is the one. You should’ve known it was only a matter of time with him.
The man hides his surprise well as you invite him in.
"Thought you'd never ask," he gives you a soft chuckle before stepping over the threshold to not only your apartment but also your life and privacy. 
You barely get out of your shoes before his shadow engulfs you and strong hands lift you in his lap like you weigh nothing at all. You instinctively reach for support by clasping your hands behind his neck. 
"You really know how to torture a man, don't you?" The brown in his eyes is nearly swallowed by warm darkness as he carries you to the bedroom. 
"I'm sorry," you whisper, and he gives a short laugh of gravel.
"Don't be. This has been fun." 
He sets you down next to the bed, and your heart is thumping so bad you fear he can hear it banging against your chest. 
"But it's about time I torture you, right?"
Oh God…
Things happen so fast that it’s hard to tell who undresses who, but somehow, you find yourself standing in your bedroom with nothing but knickers and a bra on while he's taking off his pants. The man has definitely waited for this to happen for god knows how long, and it only makes your stomach lurch.
He thinks you know what you're doing, your brain offers when it should know when it’s time to shut the hell up. You can see the generous bulge this man is packing, and while perhaps compelling to other women, to you, it mainly looks intimidating. Threatening, almost.
He doesn't take his boxers off, seeing you're just standing there like some statue, still in your underwear and almost shaking from thoughts running rampant. 
His form swallows you as he steps closer; wide hands slide up your arms, then draw you against him – against that demanding pulse that gets trapped between you two. Even through the black cloth, you can tell he's thick and big, just like you feared.
The man is blazing, and seems to have grown another foot in height as he towers over you with all that muscle. His shoulders are almost the size of your head, and you already know the hand that runs down your spine is experienced in crushing windpipes. It makes you breathe in shivers, and of course he notices something is wrong.
"Everything good?" He's eager and breathless, the erection pressing against you like a threat. He’s a man who has fashioned a weapon out of himself, so it shouldn't be a surprise that everything in him speaks violence.
"Yes," you try to assure him – a lousy lie only punctuated by the audible gulp that leaves your throat as you try to swallow your nerves back down.
"You afraid…?" 
"Just a little nervous," you tell him, a half confession.
"Mm. That makes two of us." 
He draws down into a kiss, the hands of a soldier and a killer nearly drawing you up from the ground as he pulls you close. You don't really buy his claim of being nervous too: you can feel how he throbs between you, heavy and impatient. 
Hesitantly, you reach to hug him as well, and you feel so small, so insignificant when wrapped around this… giant. The knowledge that you're about to be trapped under all this crushing weight leaves you both faint and needy. 
He’s a good kisser, but as he moves to devour your neck, you start to freeze from the middle.
"Alright… Come here."
He half carries, half lays you down on the bed, then crawls between your legs and changes his tactic a little. Gentle kisses are ghosted down your throat, and soon, he's at your breasts, soft as a whisper. But as he draws the fabric of your bra aside, your nipple is caught inside a hot, wet mouth, and the wildfire surges forth. There’s no way out from under him anytime soon, and you realize the colossal body is already spreading your thighs wide. 
The way he already looks so damn good there between your legs: big, the epitome of raw, masculine power… It's almost sinful that a man like him is here with a virgin. It's a whole new hell how he's kissing you gently as fuck while blazing like a bonfire about to engulf and devour you. You want to wrap your legs around his middle, attach yourself to him in any way you can, but your thighs are weak pudding. 
You feel both lost and found with him. In him.
He sucks and kisses your breasts like they're the only thing he's here for – and it feels good, heavenly, to be honest. But then he starts to travel down.
Shit… You need to tell him – and soon, or else there will be no time to say anything before the last of the shielding fabric is gone.
"Simon…?"
"Mm-hm?" 
He doesn't even stop with the kissing, merely hums on your skin as his mouth reaches your stomach.
"You're my first," you finally force the truth into the night; a soft and desperate fact. It's only the faintest breath, but he halts abruptly like he has been stabbed between the ribs.
Great… 
Here comes the awkward.
He rises. Softly, slowly, like a shadow, just a second away from getting to what's between your legs.
"Is that so?"
His voice is hoarse and dark from arousal. The whole man is intoxicating, and your heart is hammering in your chest, both from hunger and dread.
"Yes…?" 
A broad hand comes to rest on the dip of your waist; gently, like you're some frightened animal about to dart off from under his touch. 
"Love… Are you sure you want to do this?"
Are you? You almost ask, then bite your lip.
He just called you love, something he has never done before. You can see your breasts rising with the breaths you try to calm down with sheer willpower. 
He lets out a small sigh, then crawls beside you and takes you in his arms. The bed sags and wails under his weight before your body is pulled into a delicious bear hug.
"Sweetheart."
His voice is so smooth, so different from the intense, rough smoke that has followed you up until this point that you feel vehement tears burn your eyes. First love, and now, sweetheart…
"There's no need to rush things," he says while keeping you close. Ever the gentleman, but you fear that you've ruined everything.
"We haven't exactly been rushing," you mutter somewhere in the plates of his chest. You both feel and hear how another sigh travels up his throat and is breathed into the crown of your head.
"Now… listen to me, ok? I've wanted you ever since we met. Can't deny it. But the last thing I want is to force you to do something you don’t wanna do."
You squeeze your eyes shut from what he says. Ever since you met… You can remember the lingering gazes, the way his eyes lit up with something hopeful and pure, how it drove away the exhaustion that seemed to have made a home in this big, brooding man. You remember how he stole a few stares up and down your body, too; remember the hunger he never even tried to conceal – not until now.
He is the most enthralling being you have ever seen, a mystery and a force of nature, an indomitable man, and to say that you haven't thought about him that way ever since too would be a lie.
"But I want it," you look up at him slowly, feeling much safer now that he's holding you like this.
I want you.
You realize you're pouting when the warm look in his eyes gains a playful glint as he laughs softly.
"You want it?"
"Yes."
That little twinkle turns into a downright gleam as he looks at you like you're the most adorable thing he has ever seen.
“You want it with me?”
“Yes.”
"How much do you want it?" The charred voice is so soft now: it washes over you in generous waves. His hands keep you in safe custody – and you're the most willing prisoner there ever has been.
"Pretty badly?" You breathe into the air between you and see the corner of his mouth tug.
"Well, in that case…" His hand sweeps down your back and comes to reside on the swell of your hip. "I'm glad I'm here to help."
Pale eyelashes drop to your lips just before he kisses you again. You arch in his arms, like a flower leaning towards sunlight; your mouth, your whole being unfurls under his leadership. He rolls partly on top of you, then moves to kiss you all over as you lie on your back: he kisses your chin and neck, your collarbones and the hollow little crevice between them. The hand on your hip brushes down your thigh, then back up, up, until his fingers meet the folds already soaked through the fabric of your underwear. 
His touch is soft, but gains more weight as he sweeps slowly up, then brushes a thumb over the exact location of your clit.
"Oh–" 
He knows what he's found, even without the evidence of your voiceless shake of a breath. He brushes another stroke over it, and it doesn't matter that you still have your undies on – you can feel his weight, the gentle pressure he applies as he draws a circle to usher another soft moan out of you.
"You like that?"
"Mhm," is the only thing you are able to answer.
"That's it…" he cheers you on with calm assurance. "Gonna make you feel good. And that's a promise."
You catch a hint of ego in that promise, but there's something else, too. A fervent devotion, a bottomless need to please you no matter what. The right man, definitely: not someone who is only after their own satisfaction. You don't exactly need the answer anymore, but you ask the final, burning question nonetheless.
"Simon?"
"Speak your mind, love."
"Are you disappointed…?"
He stops again, a breath away from you. 
"Disappointed?" He sounds quite shocked, almost appalled. "...Disa–"
He huffs, then reaches to cup your face. You raise your eyes to his and see that he's…ardent, and very, very serious.
"Love, I'm honored."
You can only blink at the solemn vow, and he slowly shakes his head.
"Silly little thing…" 
It's something he muses almost to himself before he drags his fingers over your sternum and down your stomach, reverently, like you're a piece of precious porcelain. But the heat in his eyes is back, and your fingers curl to grasp a fistful of sheet as his hand disappears underneath the cloth, when he finally touches you with nothing in between.
You suppose it's his middle finger that sweeps over your clit this time, then slips between your folds without effort. It coaxes your thighs open to give him better access, and access he has: he curls the finger until it almost dips inside. Your lips part with a quiet sigh as your chin climbs toward the ceiling.
"Look at that… All wet and sweet for me already."
The way you expose your neck is like an invitation: he buries his face in your neck, tries to drown in the scent and feel of you while gliding across the wetness down below. He spreads moisture on the tight bud, and you jerk a little from how sensitive it is – he huffs a smile in your ear. It makes you release the sheet and reach out to grasp him by the neck, to make him stay precisely where he is, close like this, so close…
"Do ya even know how bloody sweet you are?"
The last of your wits make a vanishing act as he breathes more praise on your skin. You're languid in his arms, feeling both weightless and heavy, like you're sinking into the mattress, and then his hand moves lower; one thick finger is plunged slowly inside. 
Oh God oh God–
You feel him, all of him, filling and spreading you. And it's not enough… not nearly enough.
"We'll take it nice and slow, alright?" He whispers in your ear, and you tighten around him like on command. "Got all night to make a mess of you. That sound good?"
You can't help it: your lips draw into a smile when thinking about all the things he will do to you, all the sweet things you've always waited to happen. 
"Yes."
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12 years after having your life ripped to pieces your godson walks into your home after returning home from Hogwarts and he’s invited someone else to come as well.Young/POA!Sirius Black x Fem!wife!reader.
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It’s been 12 years since Y/N last saw her husband, now it was time to see him for the first time, what could she say to him? POA!Sirius Black x Wife!reader
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Jenni Hermoso NSFW Alphabet (18+, minors DNI!)
A: Aftercare
She’s so attentive, anything you need after sex, she’ll have ready for you
B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)
Jenni’s favorite body part is her toned stomach, she’s had you get off by grinding against her abs many times
Her favorite body part of yours is your mouth, aside from the obvious reason, she loves feeling your lips on hers and her body
C: Cum (anything to do with cum)
If she’s going down on you, she’ll pull back right before you cum and switch to her fingers so she can watch as you fall apart up close
D: Dirty Secret 
You two have had many threesomes with strangers but she wants to have one with a teammate (Alexia)
E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 
Jenni is experienced and she’s helped you learn a lot of new things about yourself since the two of you started dating
F: Favorite Position 
She loves fucking you with a strap from behind, will bend you over any surface she can, and will roughly fuck you
G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)
Always serious, her focus is solely on you
I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)
Jenni is so intimate despite how rough she is with you (not that you’re complaining)
J: Jack off (Masturbation HC) 
She hates it when you do it because she wants to be the one to make you feel good and will tell you not to touch yourself
You don’t listen and when you know she’s about to be home, you’ll make sure she walks in on you fucking yourself with her strap which pisses her off and always results in a punishment
K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 
Daddy kink, every time you call her daddy she fucks you harder
Edging, she will edge when she punishes you asking whether or not you deserve to cum
L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)
Doesn’t care, she just loves having you whining and begging, the location doesn’t matter to her
M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 
Hearing you simply say her name, she swears her name has never sounded better than when you say (or scream) it
N: No (Something they wouldn't do)
She’s open to a lot but she doesn’t want to be restrained, she wants her hands on you all the time
O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)
Giving, 100%. She loves how you taste and would spend hours between your legs if you would let her
P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 
Fast and rough, she hardly lets you catch your breath after an orgasm before she’s back to fucking you hard and pulling another orgasm from you
Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 
She enjoys them, they may not give her enough time to do everything she would like but she loves fucking you so she’ll take every chance she can to do so
R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 
Jenni is open to trying anything at least once as long as you are open to the idea as well. She would never force you to do something you weren’t open to
S: Stamina (How many rounds) 
Many, many long rounds. You don’t know how she can fuck you so hard for so long and be completely fine
T: Toys 
She has different straps, varying in size that she uses
U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)
Teasing you is one of her favorite things to do, she loves hearing you beg her to fuck you or let you cum
V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 
Her moans are quite low, you’re the louder one between the two of you
W: Wild Card (Random HC)
She convinced Alexia to join the two of you during a national team camp and you were so sore the next morning you couldn’t participate in training. Both Jenni and Alexia had smug looks on their face the rest of camp and you all decided it should become a regular thing when you were in camp
Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It’s high, she hates that the two of you can’t have sex all the time
Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Jenni only falls asleep after you, she wants to make sure you are okay and everything before she goes to sleep
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amphibiahawks321 · 9 days
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Please some Kafka fucking Male Reader for being a brat by fucking him with a vibrating strap-on until his so brain dead he can only mutter Kafka
M!Reader : Kafkaaaaaa come oooooon
Kafka : Dear again we already discussed this I know how much you love movie night with me but it's been a rough day today-
M!Reader : Pleeeeeeeeeease
Kafka : Dear....
M!Reader : Come ooooooooon
Kafka : .....
Kafka : Dear we can do it tomorrow-
M!Reader : Nooooooooo
M!Reader : Nowwwwwwww
[Kafka grabs Y/N's sleeve and drags him somewhere]
[M!Reader thought 💭]
It actually worked!
Enters bedroom
M!Reader : So what do you wanna watch! GASP have this new-
[Kafka grabs Y/N's shoulders]
M!Reader : ???
[Throws Y/N on the bed]
M!Reader : !!?!?
M!Reader : Kafka what are you-
[Pins both of his hands down]
Kafka : Nah ah~ you seriously think I would let your bratty attitude scot free...
M!Reader : ....
M!Reader blushing : .....
[Kafka starts biting Y/N's neck]
M!Reader : Ugh~....k-kafka t-too hard...
Kafka : Good...
[Kafka stops biting leaving a huge bitemark]
Kafka : so pretty~
[She placed her hand on the Hickey]
[Kafka takes off Y/N's pants and underwear]
Kafka : Chuckles look at you~
[Reach her hand through the drawers next to the bed]
M!Reader : H-huh? What are-......0/////0⁉️
[Pulls out a vibrating strap-on]
M!Reader blushing : W-woah woah woah! D-don't you think t-this is a little extreme for a p-punishment
[Kafka chuckles and wears the strap]
Kafka : No~
Kafka : And I want to remind you something~
[Whispers in Y/N's ear]
Don't...Cum...unless...I...say...so...brat~
[M!Reader blushes even redder]
Kafka : Am I clear~?
[M!Reader nods]
Kafka : Use your words....
M!Reader : Y-yes...
[Kafka chuckles]
[Kafka starts slowly entering Y/N]
M!Reader : O-oh f-fuck~!
M!Reader : S-slow down! P-please~
Kafka : Chuckles I don't think so~
[Kafka starts entering Y/N a bit faster]
M!Reader : Nngh~!!
Kafka : Chuckles it's fully in now~
[M!Reader starts tearing up from the pleasure]
Kafka : Fuck you're adorable~
Kafka : I haven't even started moving~
[M!Reader pinned down hands and Kafka's hands start holding onto each other]
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[Kafka starts moving her strap]
M!Reader : S-shit~!
[Kafka starts moving back and forth]
[M!Reader releases a whimpering moan]
Kafka : Chuckles such a moaning mess for me~
Kafka : you haven't felt anything yet brat~
M!Reader : H-huh-!!?!!?
[Starts thrusting faster]
M!Reader : A-ah~!!
[Kafka chuckles]
Kafka : Fucking take it.....
M!Reader : S-shit~! Aah~!
[Kafka immediately takes off her jacket and Crop top while keeps thrusting]
M!Reader : Uugh~! F-fuck~!
[Kafka stops thrusting]
M!Reader : Pant why pant did you stop-!!?!!?
[Kafka placed her left breast inside Y/N mouth]
Kafka : Chuckles what would happen if I~
[Kafka let's go of her left hand from Y/N's pinned down hand and starts jerking Y/N off]
M!Reader : MMM!?
Kafka : Chuckles hm~?
[Kafka pulled out her left breast out of Y/N's mouth]
M!Reader : K-kafka~
Kafka : Fuck....
[Kafka starts thrusting even faster and rougher]
M!Reader : Aah~!! K-kafka~! Kafka~!
Kafka : T-that's right... Say my name...
M!Reader : K-kafka!
Kafka : I'm not going to stop until you only mutter my name~.....
[Kafka continues thrusting]
M!Reader : Aah~! Kafka~!
Kafka : Say it..... Who's been a brat...
M!Reader : M-me~! Me~!
Kafka : Who do you belong to....
M!Reader : Y-you~! Only y-you~!
Kafka : Chuckles say my name brat...
M!Reader : Kafka! K-kafka~!
M!Reader : Kafka~! l-let me cum! P-please!
Kafka : Cum for me... Cum for me...
30 minutes later
Kafka : pant pant pant
M!Reader : pant pant pant
[Kafka kisses his forehead with a chuckle]
Kafka : You made it up to me for being such a brat~
M!Reader : Pant k-kafka...
Kafka : Yes babyboy I'm here~
[Kiss his cheek]
Kafka : Pant pant Pant
Kafka : Chuckles I think you deserve a reward~
M!Reader blushing : Pant s-seriously pant a-again Pant
[Kafka Let's out a giggle]
Kafka : Movie night~?
M!Reader : .....
M!Reader : ✨0v0
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mortemtheraven · 1 year
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Fire and Rain
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Pairing: Ajax Petropolus x GN!Reader
Summary: When the Rave'n became the talk of the town, you were more than ecstatic to be asked by your best friend aka long time crush, Ajax with him as his partner. But things took a different turn when you saw him more interested in Enid Sinclair than his own date.
Warning(s): Angst (fluff in the end)
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"This school is getting on my nerves," You ranted to Ajax while hanging out in the quad. "All everyone's talking about is the upcoming Rave'n!"
"No one's asked you yet?" Ajax chuckled.
You rolled your eyes. "As if I care. I'm not going anyway."
Ajax turned to face you abruptly. "You're not?"
"Nope, I'd rather study alone in my dorm." No matter how bad it sounds, it's better than going to the Rave'n with a random person that's not Ajax. Yes, you like him for a long time now, but he's too oblivious to notice. Suppose it comes with liking a cute but an absolute idiot of a gorgon.
"Geez, Y/n. Aren't you smart enough? Enjoy life for once."
You clicked your tongue. "One can never be smart enough, Ajax. And I enjoy studying, or maybe I could find a good book and read while you guys dance the night away."
"You're such a bummer, Y/n." You rolled your eyes. Maybe I wouldn't be if you would just ask me, idiot. You thought.
"So, how's that date with Enid?" You asked, clearing your throat. He told you before that he asked Enid out after she snapped at him. As much as it hurts on your part, it's not like you could do anything about it.
"Oh, uh," Ajax laughed awkwardly. "It never happened. I k-kinda stoned myself accidentally and she assumed I stood her up."
You couldn't help but laugh.
"Stop it, Y/n. It's already embarrassing that she already has a date to the Rave'n." he pouted.
"Sorry, it's just a little funny. By the way, I still have to return the book I borrowed. See ya later!" You stood up, still laughing a little and went to the library.
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Later that night, you were answering some of your homeworks when someone knocked on your door. Your siren roommate left awhile ago so you had to open the door yourself, grumbling because of the interruption of your study session. But all your complaints immediately vanished at the sight of Ajax standing outside your door with his hands buried in his hoodie's pockets.
"Ajax! What brings you here?" You asked in surprise. It's already 9 PM after all.
"I'm not gonna be long. I just wanna ask you–" he sighed and scratched his nape awkwardly. "W-Would you like to go to the Rave'n with me tomorrow, Y/n?"
You were too stunned to reply immediately, but when you finally processed the sudden information, you practically beamed. "Yes! Yes, of course."
Ajax smiled, his smile basically radiating making you swoon internally. "Great! See you tomorrow, Y/n. Goodnight."
"Night!" You jumped on the balls of your feet, giddy and grinning widely while Ajax turned around to leave, muttering a silent yes.
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The time of the Rave'n came, you're already dressed up in white according to the chosen theme. By the end of the night, you hoped everything goes according to your plan. Confess, be Ajax's (s/o), and finally have your wish come true.
Someone knocked on your door and you immediately opened it to reveal Ajax in a white beanie, blazer and slacks. Gosh, he's amazing. You thought, drinking in his appearance.
"Hi," Ajax greeted, grinning widely.
"Hi," You replied, practically forcing yourself not to act all stupid and giddy in front of him.
"You look amazing, Y/n." You blushed at his simple compliment.
"Thanks, you look nice too." You silently scolded yourself for using the word ‘nice’ to describe him. He's way above that.
Ajax chuckled and offered his arm. "So, shall we?"
You ducked your head to hide your red face and clung to his arm. He smells great, you thought. Shut up, Y/n.
It didn't take long for the two of you to arrive at the venue, Ms. Thornhill greeting you by the entrance. You only smiled timidly at her and anxiously looked around. Ajax noticed how you tightened your grip on his elbow.
"Hey, it's gonna be alright. I'm not leaving your side. We're gonna have a blast." Your heart fluttered at his words. He knows you so well, how bad you get when you're in a big crowd, especially when you're conspicuously noticable in your stunning look. People are starting to look at you in surprise, not believing the once plain-looking Y/n bloomed into a beauteous flower.
"Shall we find a seat?" You nodded at Ajax, happy that his mere presence is enough to distract you from the stares you're getting.
"Don't mind them, Y/n. They're just staring at you because you startled them. You look great after all." You smiled at Ajax's words after he guided you to an empty chair, blushing at his gestures.
"Thanks, I'm not really used to compliments."
"Well, you'll be getting them more and more from now on." Ajax grinned cheekily.
Minutes later, you were anxiously tapping on your lap. Why hasn't Ajax asked you to dance yet? What's he waiting for? The two of you are just sitting silently on your table, watching as the other partners take the floor.
And then you saw it. You noticed Ajax staring unblinkingly at something. . . or perhaps someone. You followed his gaze and spotted Enid with her normie date. Of course, you thought bitterly. He only asked you to be his date because he can't have her.
The fact hurts more than it should. You couldn't help it, the sight of Ajax jealous of Enid's date is much more painful than him not asking you to dance. So you stood up, chair scraping loudly against the floor and finally getting his attention.
"Y/n?" You ignored him and began to walk away. "Where are you going?"
You turned to face him with tears threatening to fall from your angry eyes. "Out of here. I'm done being an option to you, Ajax."
With that, you turned around and finally walked out of that place.
"Y/n! Wait up!" You cursed, why couldn't he just leave you alone?
"Leave me alone, Ajax," You grumbled, walking faster. "Go back to Enid!"
"We should at least talk about this!"
You finally turned around angrily, him stopping a few feet away from you. "There's nothing to talk about, Ajax. I get it, okay?! You asked me to be your date because you can't ask her. I'm so stupid to just notice it now!"
"It's not like that–" You cut him off.
"Yes, it is! Don't even deny it! I was just an option to you. I have done everything for you to notice that I shouldn't even be a choice! I've been with you since you transferred to Nevermore! Helping you through and with everything you're having problems with! Yet all I receive in return is rejection and pain from you!"
"What do you mean rejection?" You literally facepalmed at this point.
"Ajax, wake up for once! I love you! And you don't even notice it, not even once. You're always pining over different girls, any girl but me! Am I not enough for you?" You pointed at yourself, hot tears spilling from your eyes.
"Y/n, no–"
"Then why haven't you looked at me in a different light?! I'm always your best friend, only your best friend—nothing more. . ." You wiped your tears angrily. "And I'm done, Ajax. I'm done trying, you already exhausted my patience and hope that you'd ever love me back the way I want you to. So have a blast, Ajax, go back to the Rave'n and ask her out."
You turned to leave once more but a tight hand gripped your wrist and pushed you against a parked car. Ajax was breathing heavily, looking at you with a foreign look on his face. Mostly annoyance.
"Will you let me finish my sentence for once?! I'm sorry, okay?! I should've noticed it earlier, but I'm a gorgon and I'm mostly oblivious about things. If only you've cleared things up with words instead of confusing signals, I should've kissed you long ago!"
Your eyes widened, heart thumping nervously against your chest. "W-What?"
Ajax stared at you through his eyelashes. "Yes, Y/n. I do feel the same way if not much more. But you keep hinting stuff at me and then act casually after, I couldn't help but think that maybe you just want us to stay as friends. I like you a lot, and labeling us as best friends doesn't really make me feel better so I try to distract myself with other girls except you. But I couldn't. Enid is a good friend and when she said she's going with someone else, I couldn't help but feel slightly offended."
You raised your eyebrow. "And that means?"
"Yes, I am an idiot. But then Enid said that I should just man up and ask you, so I did. I actually hoped I would be able to confess to you after the dance, but not like this. Not outside in the freaking parking lot."
"But why didn't you ask me to dance? You just kept on staring at her." Ajax's eyes softened.
"Because I thought you hated dancing, you mentioned it once during detention with me. As for Enid, she was secretly giving me to-go signals." Ajax mumbled in embarrassment, his face turning red.
Your chest hurt at how fast your heart is beating at the moment, you wondered if he could hear it pounding loudly. "You really mean that?"
Ajax chuckled at your big, glistening (e/c) eyes. "Yes, Y/n. With all sincerity I could muster."
"You're really not just saying all that because you feel bad–" Ajax cut you off by crashing his lips on yours.
A bold move. . . but you loved it anyway. So you kissed back, moving your hands to the back of his neck whilst he pulled you closer by the waist. You couldn't believe what was happening, especially when he started pushing you against a parked car slightly, leading into a full-blown make out and yet his hold on you still gentle and careful.
"I do like you, Y/n. Love you even, for everything you are. Y-Your snarky wits, the way you're not afraid to snap at people who makes fun of me for being a dork sometimes, the way you prefer to study alone in your dorm rather than go to parties, the way you smile at me and just–" Ajax sighed dreamily. "Everything about you basically."
You cradled his cheek, smiling and genuinely touched at his rambling. "You're lucky you're cute, so I forgive you." You said in a joking manner and he laughed, kissing you again as though he could never get enough of you.
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masonyep · 3 months
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¡Abc NSFW!
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warnings: sexual content
¡NSFW!
A= Aftercare (what they're like after the act)
↳She is not someone very affectionate, but she I would prepare a bathtub and exchange caresses during that time
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
↳in herself, Velvet loves her hands. She can make you go crazy with just one touch.
As for you, she likes your thighs and ass, she definitely squeeze and hit these areas
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
↳your cum is standard, transparent and syrupy. When she cums she loves to make you lick it, feeling like she has more than control over you is a great feeling for Velvet.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
↳Velvet would love it for you to use some toys on her, and see you in control. As much as she doesn't want to admit it, she really wants you to throw her on the bed and finger fuck her until she can't take it anymore
E= Experience (do they know what they're doing?)
↳She doesn't have much experience, but the first time she did very well
F= Favorite position
↳definitely when she sees you in "earwig" and "doggy style" turns her on more and more
G=Goofy (how serious are they)
↳She's a little serious, but make a little joke there and here
H=Hair (grooming habits)
↳she takes very good care of herself, you will never see a single hair
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/ dirty)
↳She is a little serious, but sometimes she makes a joke there and another one here
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
↳Very little, she has someone at her disposal to have sex all the time. She only does this when she really wants to
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
↳insults and slaps. Oh, how she loves to hear you scream with excitement as she slaps your buttocks
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
↳In the bedroom and dressing room
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
↳When you wear her clothes, when you sit on her lap and make obscene gestures
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won't do)
↳Having sex against your will. She loves and respects you so much! I would never do something like that
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
↳loves receiving as much as he loves giving. She loves seeing your expression while she sucks you, but she also loves seeing you sucking her clit
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
↳VERY FAST. It accelerates and when you reach the peak She slows down to tease you and see the look on your face that is capable of begging for it.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
↳Velvet loves it, especially if it's before shows
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
↳She loves taking risks too, if they both agree, that's great for her
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
↳4-5 rounds
T=Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
↳There are some vibrators and a plug for you
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
↳She teases you by squeezing your thighs at inappropriate times and talking nonsense in your ear
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
↳She just lets out a few gasps and low sighs
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
↳One time, Velvet saw you messing around washing your plate and just slapped your ass and left like nothing had happened (LOL)
X=X-ray (what's down below in dem pants)
↳It's white just like her, but her clitoris is completely pink
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
↳Your libido is high, but not that much, I would say it is average
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
↳She waits for you to sleep before wrapping her around your waist and doing the same
I'll do a part 2 with abc SFW, ok? See you later, sorry for any mistakes and happy new year!! 🤍🫶🏿
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deus-ex-mona · 3 months
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me when the bacteria c o l o n i s e s
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#m a n. i thought that the sample would turn out negative for bacteria (like the rest have been for the past. what. year and a quarter(?))#esp since the agar testing stick things used were freshly expired (thanks for the expired reagents workplace; cost cutting ftw!!!!)#but. ewwwwwwwwwwww it actually grewwwwwwwwwwww#and the small stick thing was covered from like top to bottom in countless dark red colonies. ewwwwwwwwww#all ​the other agar stick things were completely clean though so it was def a problem with the sample and not with my handling of the agar#in any case!!!!!!! it was the first time i saw a positive for bacteria growth on a sample and!!!!#it was also my first time reporting the results for this test!!!! without any of the test-familiar staff around!!! so!!!!! not fun!!!!!!!!#i didn’t even k n o w what they meant when they asked to ‘describe the colour/appearance of the colonies’ bc the managers’ expectations are.#just. *weird*. sometimes. ughhhhhh im ready for the inevitable groupchat callout on tuesday with ‘who taught you to report like this????’s#well e x c u s e me for not knowing sir you never taught me how to report colony growths or anything auauaaaaaaaaaa#but is ok!!!!!! i’m taking tuesday off anyway!!!! it’ll be the tuesday workers’ problem now!!!!!!!! good luck guys!!!!!!!#at least there was no fungi either… now *that* would’ve been extra gross#the bio class flashbacks were r e a l today… thank god i don’t ever have to open that stupid pharmacopoeia ever again#also reminds me of (one of) my stupidest moments in a bio class though…#back in the days of yore (read: anatomy class in the year of ‘17) i was an absolutely horrible student who’d never fail to nap in class#so when my lecturer asked connecting questions down the class register…#yk stuff like asking student 1 to ‘name a type of cell’ and then asking student 2 to ‘name an organelle that a [student 1’s cell] contains’#he asked the girl before me to name a hormone. she answered ‘growth hormone’. and i was like. dammit. idk where it’s found. lolhelp.#(bc i never read ahead either + the growth hormone didn’t even show up in lessons during that school term)#so when he inevitably asked me to ‘name the organ that produces the growth hormone’ i answered (exact quote) ‘i don’t know; the ovaries????’#the class laughed. sad. the lecturer retorted with sth like ‘then are you saying that boys can’t grow?’ and i just shrugged#the girl after me (who incidentally has the same first+last name as me phonetically speaking) gave him the right answer thoughhhh#i hope i managed to buy my name twin enough time to look up the correct answer (if she didn’t already know it) with my stupid guess#yeahhhhhh ​i do n o t miss bio class. at all. giggity#anyways that’s enough flashback sequences for one year. can’t believe the next year’s less than 10 days away tbh. can’t wait!!!!!!!!
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eunkooked · 5 months
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going on dates with le sserafim
P A I R I N G S ; 𝒎𝒊𝒚𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒌𝒊 𝒔𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒂 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒌𝒊𝒎 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒏 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒉𝒖𝒉 𝒚𝒖𝒏𝒋𝒊𝒏 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒎𝒖𝒓𝒂 𝒌𝒂𝒛𝒖𝒉𝒂 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒆𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆 𝒙 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓.
S U M M A R Y ; 𝒈𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒎.
T A G S ; 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇
W O R D C O U N T ; 3.1𝒌 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔
A / N ; 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒐𝒔, 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚. 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒚, 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒔. 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈!
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M I Y A W A K I S A K U R A :
you had never been into a pc bang date before but since your girlfriend has been bugging you to visit the newly opened pc bang nearby, you decided to give it a try. so here you were, sitting in front of two large computer screens in the gaming station. the screen was lit up with colors as your girlfriend began explaining to you the basic controls on the keyboard.
"then here's the mouse.", she says.
"i know what a mouse is, babe.", you joked and chuckled.
sakura playfully rolled her eyes at you before proceeding to guide you. it was no secret that your girlfriend loved gaming and was an expert as well. however, you weren't clueless at computers, of course you knew how it works.
you just needed her to guide you to the gaming world and all the fun games you two would surely enjoy. the both of you were surrounded by the sounds of keyboards clacking and the gamers whispering amongst themselves as they played their game.
once you've finally got the hang of the basics, your excitement was now beyond the roof to play games with your beloved girlfriend. you trusted your girlfriend's judgement and let her pick whatever game she wanted to play with you.
"ready to lose?", sakura remarked without looking at you.
you playfully scoffed at her before returning your focus on the screen in front of you, "we'll see about that, young lady.", you replied.
on what seemed like only a friendly competition between two lovers completely turned into a more thrilling competition. you should've seen it coming, just because you were dating sakura doesn't mean she was gonna make things easy for you.
it didn't help that your girlfriend was also very competitive and made sure to destroy you in every game you two played together. however, you weren't intimidated at all. not when your girlfriend kept on throwing playful teases and flirtatious comments at you, made your first experience in a pc bang more enjoyable.
"that's not fair. you're purposely choosing games that you're good at.", you complained under your breath and pouted at sakura.
she let out a laugh, "fine, you go and pick a game.", she says.
shortly after, your fingers were once again flying across the keyboard and mouse. surprisingly, you found yourself getting more and more into the game and this whole gaming pc bang thing. and it got even better when sakura told that the both of you can order foods and eat it while gaming.
as hours passed, they continued to play games and eat, enjoying each other's company in the bustling pc bang. you didn't even notice your surroundings that the pc bang was getting busier as time passes by, you were to caught up with the games and the food. and your girlfriend's presence, of course.
later on, you finally won your first game of the day. sakura was cheering you on as she ate her ramen. it was a unique, classic yet a very fun date to spend time with each other. the two of you laughed and shared smiles throughout the evening as you shared a bond that became even more stronger as she shared you her love for gaming.
K I M C H A E W O N :
you knew your girlfriend had always loved mandarin, so one day you decided to take her to a mandarin farm where you two could pick your own citrus fruits and you could take it home as well. one sunny wednesday morning you went to pick up your girlfriend.
"where are we going?", she asks you as wore her seatbelt.
"it's a secret.", you answered her and smirked at her direction. she tilted her head at you, suspiciously which made you burst into laughter. "come on, baby. just trust me on this one, i'm sure you'll love it.", you assured her and she just nodded.
she was practically bouncing on her seat as she stared outside the window, anticipating where you're taking her. an hour and a half later, you two finally arrived at a beautiful mandarin farm. chaewon turned to you, her eyes lit up with excitement, not believing where you just took her. it was heaven.
the both of you got off your car and you were immediately greeted by the sweet scent of mandarins lingering in the hair. she made her way over to you with the brightest smile you've ever seen before she tangled your arms together before pulling you to the entrance, not containing her excitement anymore.
there were rows and rows of mandarin trees in front of you two. as the two of you got closer to the orchard, you were greeted with the warm fragrance of mandarins. there were rows and rows of fresh mandarin trees in front of you two before you finally spotted the owner of the mandarin farm.
he guided the both of you as he carefully explained how to correctly pick the mandarins before the two of you finally started your mandarin adventure. the birds were chirping in the trees as you two walked around, finding the perfect tree with the juiciest mandarins that you two would try and take home.
you couldn't help but chuckle at your girlfriend, chaewon looked like she was in heaven right now. her eyes were shining as you two wandered through the rows and rows of mandarin trees. breathing in the oh so sweet yet tangy scent of the fruits surrounding you two.
watching your girlfriend as she carefully inspected each tree, looking for the juiciest and sweetest madarins. she would feed you mandarins occasionally, ensuring that she would be taking home the right mandarins.
"you look like a kid who was given candy, baby.", you joked.
"even better than candy.", she says and playfully hit you in the shoulder. "i mean look at these.", she added and referred to the mandarin trees surrounding you both.
you grinned, crossing your arms over your chest, "i told you you'd like my surprise.", you replied.
"like it? i love it babe.", she corrected you before she pulled you by the neck and gave you a peck on the cheek. "thank you, babe. you're the best. this is definitely a date i'll never forget.", she mumbled before placing a kiss on your lips.
the two of you then spend all day picking mandarins to take home later but you weren't gonna lie, you two spent more time eating and tasting a lot of mandarins compared to picking them for later. you two would giggle amongst each other and would joke around as you two filled your bag with mandarins.
once the two of you were done, you admired the colorful mandarin in the bags that you two had harvested. you two packed up your harvest, paid for it before heading home. you were both tired but also very happy, especially the girl beside you.
"thank you for today, babe.", chaewon says, placing her head on your shoulder as you drove home.
"no problem, my love. anything for you", you replied before placing a gentle kiss on her forehead. and that's when chaewon swore that she fell even more in love with you.
H U H Y U N J I N :
you and yunjin were definitely that type of couples that loved to take pictures together whenever you had the chance. be it when you two are on a luxurious cruise date together or you're just simply having a picnic at han river park. no matter what, you two always made sure to capture every memories you two shared together.
and with every snap of picture you two took, it felt like your love for each other grew stronger and stronger everytime. not to mention that it was also nice to relive and look back at all the happy moments you two shared together through photos, you two never pass the opportunity to take a picture together.
hence you decided to book the two of you a photo shoot date in a professional studio. yunjin was really thrilled and excited when you brought the news to her, she was counting days in her calendar before the awaited day finally came.
you pulled up at the photo studio you booked for the two of you, feeling all giddy and excited of the idea from a brand new adventure awaiting you both ahead. you two headed inside and was immediately welcomed by the photographer.
the photographed showed you both the different spaces available for the photoshoot. you couldn't help but feel some satisfaction when you saw that the photo studio had everything you needed, the backdrops and the lightnings were perfect.
you could not wait to get started and try all the props of the studio, you could tell it was the same for yunjin when you saw her eyes shining as her eyes wandered around the photo studio. the photographer could sense that the two of you were looking forward to it so he gave you two a signal to start already.
the photographer was very nice and had a laid back attitude hence you and yunjin had the best time of your lives at the photo studio. you two started with some simple shots first as the photographer guided you both on getting comfortable with the space.
later on, he suggested that you two should begin experimenting with different poses and angles. the two of you followed the photographer's instructions, giving it your all to get the best pictures later on. shortly after, he began introducing you both with some props and costumes.
once you two finally got the hang of it, the photographer then began suggesting the moods and styles that the two of you would like. you two were too hyped up and agreed on everything he said, trust the professionals they say. plus he seems to know what he was doing as well, so you trust that he will give you the best results.
you two posed and smiled at the camera as the photographer guided you both with various poses and techniques to capture the best angles. you were grateful that you learned a lot about him and you couldn't wait to try those poses and techniques he taught you two.
with each click of the camera, his smile grew even wider, clearly satisfied by how well you two were adapting, you two were like naturals. he could even feel a few feet away the love you and your girlfriend had for each other as you stared and held one another.
you two were so caught up in the fun that you didn't even realized that the hours were flying by very quickly than you had imagined. once you were finished, you two were very impressed with the results. you thanked the photographer, paying for it and giving him a tip before you two headed to your car again.
yunjin was still holding the photo album as she sat on the seat next to you, "you like it?", you asked with a smile.
"i love it, my love.", she replied and hugged it.
you hummed in satisfaction, "we should try it again sometime.", you suggested to her, your girlfriend then nodded in agreement.
"yes, i would love that. we should make a lot of photo albums that we can look back on whenever we want to relive our memories together when we get old.", she agreed.
your heart raced at what she just said, did she really just indirectly told you she wanted to grow old with you? you looked away with a blush on your cheeks, you started the engine before a smile made its way on your face. "sure, let's do that, my love.", you replied.
N A K A M U R A K A Z U H A :
a professional ballerina and a figure skater dating? quite an odd pairing until they see you and your girlfriend together. yes, you heard that right. kazuha was a ballerina and had never ice skated before in her whole life. on the other hand, you, an ice figure skater was skating since you were literally a child.
the both of you were dating for quite a few months now and lately you two have been diving deep in both of your hobbies. you decided this day was the day you will introduce your beloved girlfriend to your beloved hobby. you were really excited to spend some time with your girlfriend while sharing to her your favorite hobby.
meanwhile kazuha was a bit tad nervous because she didn't know anything about ice skating. you sensed how tense and nervous she was hence you grabbed her and gently squeezed it for reassurance, silently assuring her that you'll be there with her every step of the way.
the both of you arrived at the rink and made your way to rent skates, you quickly put on your ice skates without any struggle. once you were set and good to go, you went to help your girlfriend to put on her ice skates before leading her to the ice rink.
you could feel your girlfriend grabbing your hand tightly for support as she tried to find her balance. "you know what? i'm gonna stay here for now. i'll watch you do your thing first then i will join you later.", she says, insisting she stays at the sides first so she could tightly hold on to the railing as if her life depended on it.
"you sure?", you asked her worriedly.
"yes, yes. i'm fine, go.", she assured you.
with an understanding nod you began to show a bit of your skills to your girlfriend, in hopes of raising her confidence for ice skating. you were performing impressive tricks and spins that you've been doing your whole life. it wasn't a surprise that you managed to caught a bit of the crowd's attention but you couldn't care less about the pair of eyes on you, the only one you saw was kazuha.
she was laughing and smiling at you as you tried to impress her with your skills and talent. and it seemed like it was working. shortly after, you made your way to your girlfriend again who was having difficulties to balance and stay upright even if she was already holding onto something.
you knew this wouldn't do, at this rate she would never ever learn how to ice skate if she kept on staying at the sides and gripping on the railing. you were determined to teach your girlfriend, you were determined to see her seamlessly gliding across the ice at the end of the day.
but you girlfriend had other plans, she refused to let go of the railing afraid she'll fall down on her butt and make a fool of herself in front of everyone in the ice rink but you assured her that it's totally normal, there's a lot of people falling down on their butt that they wouldn't even notice that you fell as well.
"come on, my love. i won't let you fall, trust me.", you assured her with a gentle smile, offering your hand for her to take.
she looked at your hand before looking up at your face, with a defeated sigh she finally placed her hands on yours. you taught the basics of ice skating to her and she listened in carefully, taking in your tips. at one point she was about to fall on her butt when you both agreed that she should try standing on her own without anything to hold onto.
but as you promised to her, you gently grabbed her by the waist to prevent her from falling. "sorry, i really suck at this.", she says with a pout. you gave her a smile before gently caressing her head, comforting her that she's doing great for a beginner.
"it's alright, my love. it's better this way, i get the chance to hold you even closer to me.", you teased, chuckling when you saw how adorable your girlfriend looked when turned red as a tomato at your words.
H O N G E U N C H A E :
you knew your girlfriend has been stressed out lately especially about how much she's working hard these past few days. you figured she needed a break, she needed a rest, she needed some healing. mind healing and body healing. hence you decided to give her a surprise. you've been planning this for years and finally the day finally came.
eunchae's nervousness began to subside as soon as she entered the spa because of the soothing and calming setting. the air was filled with the aroma of candles and fragrant oils, there was some background music that she found just right for some unwinding.
one of the staff on the counter guided the both of you on what you may try with them. you looked over at your girlfriend, ensuring that she felt comfortable and relaxed before the both of you ultimately decided to choose the couple's massage.
soon enough, you two were laying down on the massage tables as the staffs began doing their jobs. eunchae could feel herself sinking into a deep state of relaxation after days and weeks of her being overworked by tiring and packed schedules. this is what exactly she needed and she couldn't thank you enough.
as the staff massaged her shoulders and neck, she could feel the stress leaving her body with each stroke. her body was gently releasing all of the stress that had been keeping her from relief for several weeks. as the massage came into an end, eunchae felt refreshed and prepared to take on whatever difficulties lied ahead.
the both of you left the spa's massage room and went to the spa garden, where you sat with the trees and shrubs while sipping refreshing herbal teas. a few minutes later, the staff also brought you two some pastries and delicacies to enjoy. eunchae was surprised, how much exactly did you pay for the two of you to receive this treatment.
the staff assured this was all included to the package you availed, the both of you thanked her before she left the both of you alone. once you were all alone again, your girlfriend turned to look at you. "you really went all the way in with this spa date, didn't you?", she asks with an amused grin.
you chuckled before setting down your tea aside, "no amount of price could ever compare to the happiness and satisfaction i feel right now especially that i see you're enjoying yourself right now.", you assured her with a smile on your face.
"aw, thank you, my love. this is exactly what i needed.", she cooed.
"no worries, sweetheart. i hope you're enjoying your rest, i paid tons for this so you better make the most of it.", you told her before taking another sip of your herbal tea again.
she grinned before scooting closer to you, "no. rest is where you are, baby.", she says and threw an arm over your shoulder to give you a peck on the cheek as a thank you.
𝒏𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 | 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒑𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕
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