#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TORIES?!

[merelygifted]

#UK #Larry the Cat #Satire? #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TORIES?! #EVIL #fuck the tories #lies #capitalism #conservative politics #corruption #tories #screw the people #screw the environment #screw the economy #EAT THE RICH #but marinate well #and keep antacid handy

[fagitsukareita]

IT WASN'T EVEN HIS GRANDPA IT WAS LITERALLY JUST SOME GUY

#i mean ig it COULD be his grandpa #since ghosts don't have memories #but STILSEHGKSGJSNGSKJGN?????!@!?!?! #no wonder tori is so fucked up #i would be too if i found out my grandpa was just some guy #actually bad example bc i'm not blood related to my pap at all. and also he was never even married to my grandma plus they broke up before #was born but he was always just kind of... around... yk what actually maybe tori is a little more Real than i thought. #toritsuka reita #the disastrous life of saiki k #tdlosk #saiki k #saiki k manga

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

GOD I FUCKING HATE RISHI SUNAK

#I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN HIS STUPUD TORY FACE #IF I HAD MONEY AND KNEW HOW TO HIRE A HITMAN I FUCKING WOULD #HES THE UK PRIME MINISTER BTW IF YOU DONT KNOW #THE PM WE DIDNT EVEN VOTE FOR!!!!!! #AS IN NO ONE VOTED FOR HIM THE PREVIOUS PM STEPPED DOWN AND HE JUST TOOK OVER #AND NOW HES BEING A LITTLE TRANSPHOBIC BELLEND AND I WANT TO FUCKING CASTRATE HIM #HIS WORDS ARE SO FUCKING HARMFUL AND STRAIGHT UP WRONG AND I JSUT WANNA AGSYYSHSYSYSUDIDKDLE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #WHEN I CATCH YOU RISHI #on a serious note im fucking terrified and THE APPLAUSE IN THAT ROOM WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING WAS SOME DYSTOPIAN SHIT #i just 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️ #hes fear mongering because hes desperately trying to grab as many votes as possible because everyone fucking hates the tory party rn #because they fucking suck at everything they do and are incapable of actually focusing on real problems #if anyone votes conservative in the next election i already did not believe you had human compassion #but i will no longer believe you are capable of empathy in any form #because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #HE JUST FLAT OUT DENIED TRANS PEOPLES EXISTENCE?????? SOMETHING THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY HISTORICALLY AND SOCIALLY PROVEN????? #WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #im so angry and so scared #this rhetoric is so fucking dangerous #hes killing people and he doesnt even care #im so so angry #being trans is already hard enough WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM #rishi sunak #i hope you die miserably and alone in a hotel like your best buddy margaret thatcher

[turkey-sandwich]

By some weird turn of events that Yumenosaki does shut down, I feel like some idols might transfer to Shuuetsu/Reimei

Like, I'm sure the Himemiyas wouldn't just let Tori, their first born son and all that high class jazz, have unfinished education and might send him to a prestigious school like Shuuetsu or smth (yuzuru would flip if that happened tho lmaoaoao), same with tsukasa and they might send him to Reimei with Kohaku (SUOU-OUKAWA COUSIN BONDING SUPREMACY)

Hell, maybe the twins going to Shuuetsu bcs of ibara (he'd also probably say smth across the lines of "it'll benefit him when the time comes" lmao ok ibaba, we know you care abt the aois)

Idk maybe I'm just wanting for more Shuuetsu/Reimei content and lore

This is just a bunch of my random thoughts abt the possible aftermaths of the event that don't make much sense. They won't abolish Yumenosaki for reals, right??? Right?????????

#ensemble stars #ensemble stars!! music #enstars #ibara saegusa #tori himemiya #kohaku oukawa #tsukasa suou #hinata aoi #yuta aoi #ok but like. who made that decision of abolishing yumenosaki what the fuck #why would you #do you not care abt the education of these children??? #do you not want them to graduate??? to develop into functioning members of society???? #is that it???? #but also ik for a fact that aira would Not Survive reimei actually #but also imagine the soon to be third years/second year in shuuetsu/reimei uniforms #im having a lot of thoughts abt the graduation again

[itsme-tori]

It's all in the hands baby

My lonely, touch starved ass seeing these scenes:

Ep5 Ep6 Ep7 Ep8

#mel medarda #jayce talis #vi #caitlyn kiramman #meljay #caitvi #arcane #gif set #holy fucking shit i'm losing my fucking marbles #they're all soft with each other what the actual fuck #i want to have what they have #fucking hell #these two ships have my heart #parallels #if the gif quality gets fucked i'm jumping off a roof #kuro-tori

[serendipitous-mage]

WHAT

#green grass?? grEEN GRASS?????? #thheres grreen in ruins but tori ddidnt know thhem they werennt there #waterffall couldl debatably have ggreen grass ig if like everythings darker and the blueish #is from that not actual colour but he goes to waterfall tto see undyne he wouldnt say thhat hed just say waterfall #hotlland and home obvs dontn have any #*where the fuck was hhe that had ggreen grass* #surface??????? #the room in the barrier that has a patch of ggrass before you exiit??????????? #papyrus #????????????? #toby #dont do this to me #undertale #what the fuck #papy interview

[theskywaslookingback]

❄️🍉💖

🍉 Are you a planner, or are you more of a “eh we’ll see how this one goes” -type of crafter?

I’m more of a “how hard can it be” type of crafter. I think of something and go “well, how hard could that be?” and then I either crush it or learn “much harder than expected, actually”. I have done that for literally EVERYTHING I currently make. Cricut? How hard can it be? Punch needle? How hard can it be? Resin? How hard can it be? Polymer clay? How hard can it be? Stained glass? [I am forcibly yanked off the stage]

💖 Which one of your creations are you the proudest of? Show off!

This fucking shadow box from hell that took like 20 working hours to make and STILL hasn’t sold but is one of THE most gorgeous pieces I’ve ever made in my entire life

❄️ Do you have any crafting (either craft or community related) pet peeves?

(Saving the best because im a petty bitch and have Many)

- This is really vendor specific but I HATE event vendor group chats So Fucking Much. They are full of the absolute dumbest people on God’s green earth made specifically to annoy ME. Just a laundry list of “your reading comprehension is piss poor / how dare you say I piss on the poor” ass people. I have so many examples but the worst most recent one was the day before Easter we had an event in town that had been discussed for MONTHS beforehand. The event coordinator had sent us the set up info on multiple occasions, like I’ve actually never done a more organized event. So we’ve been told many times the set up time was 9am, show time was 11am, okay? The night before the event coordinator sends a message saying basically “hey yall I need you to park on x side of the building and at 10:30am we’re gonna lock the x side entrance doors” and people fucking LOST IT. Like there were IMMEDIATELY ten messages being like “so we only have thirty minutes of set up??????” I hate vendor chats. These people are so fucking stupid.

- I’m in a bunch of Facebook groups for beginners to ask questions in and the thing that just drives me insane is when people are like “hey I bought x thing at the store, how do i decorate it?” like????? However you want?? It’s for you?? What are you even talking about

- Also Facebook related but anyone who can’t read directions on shit and then asks why their resin piece fucked up make me so annoyed

- Also also people who just post a picture and then say “what’d i do wrong” with no further elaboration?? Idk man, what am I looking at??

- craft specific: pet peeve when I get poked by wire when making ribbon wreaths

- also when I misjudge where my finger is when deburring resin and nick my finger 😠

- when fabric won’t lay flat for a fucking iron on

- when the transfer tape gets a crinkle on top of a decal and makes the decal go a little wonky is my fucking 9/11

#ask games #statement ends #spyderinej #((thank you tori 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️)) #((i have so many pet peeves and annoyances actually i could talk shit about Facebook groups for hours)) #((if i see one more post that’s like ‘i want to start a business what should i sell’ my head is going to fucking explode)) #((idk man make whatever you want?? see what the markets around you look like and what’s selling there??)) #((ive added like ten different new things to my set up since starting just for variation at shows)) #((no one can do this for you like you have to do it because you want to and it’s something you love)) #((and i promise you are not going to make money from it for the first couple of years)) #((like it’s a completely different ballgame from just selling to friends and family man)) #((doing shows sucks)) #((people don’t give a shit about handmade anymore)) #((no one appreciates art because everyone thinks they can make it)) #((the don’t see the 100s of hours and 1000s of dollars that go into learning craft making)) #((anyway can you tell im at a show rn lmao))

[skenpiel]

i've been occasionally seeing you post about pokemon and i'm Curious,,,,,,,,,,,, what starter did you pick? and what's your team like!!!!

I PICKED CYNDAQUIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my team changes a lot cause 1. i get bothered if All my pokemon (including the ones in my pc) arent the same level and 2. theyre all underleveled as FUCK. but mainly i keep a farfetched and poliwhirl as my tm/hm slaves and then i just kinda, pick whoever else is in need of exp. currently its just my misdreavus and then some low level gastly and paras i caught cause they know hypnosis and stun spore and i am getting SICK and TIREDDDD of hunting for raikou -_-

#I LOVEOPKEMON I CANT BELIEVE IT TOOK ME TWO TRIES TO FALL FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!! #even though im bad at it. so what im having fun -_- #i love cyndaquil btw hes a quilava now and his name is echidna ^__^ #they all have silly stupid names btw so i cant say them without being embarrassed. lol #anyways HI TORI I LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!! lets talk about pokemon more when ive gotten a little bit further cuz im trying to. exp grind for th #pokemon league rn -_-; #idk how im gonna make it. my highest level pokemon is entei and ho-oh at 45 #and ho-oh is 45 when you CATCH it....... all my other guys are like below 35 Sweats #ITS GONNA TAKE SO LONGGGGGGG but i want raikou i want raikou NOW #its an ugly as fuck puppy doggy tiger thing. why is it so UGLY!!!!! #note its actually not that bad its just Erm im kinda pissed at not being able to catch it #i used my masterball for entei...... getting ho-oh was pretty easy cause i could just reset when i ran out of ultra balls #but. i cant fucking DO that with raikou cause the motherfucker RUNS AWAY #'legendary dogs' more like legendary PAINS IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! screams and breaks stuff #HEHEHEEE i love u tori so much TELL ME ABT UR TEAM TOO BTW!!!!!!!!! #i forgot which one it is ur playing Um sorry !!!!

[brightokyolights]

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#yall. what is actually wrong with this fucking trend of tory politicians introducing shitty policies #that if they existed during the time of their parents they wouldnt have even been able to come to this country? #just saw that james cleverlys mum was a fucking midwife that brought her family here. and the guy announced that theyre going to ban #over seas care workers from bringing family here #i feel physically sick to my stomach with fury what is genuinely wrong with these fucking people #le text post

[jkgnggj]

Bro defends tori like hes the most important blorbo out there, RAAAHHHH💪💪‼️🔥🔥🎷🎷

(gaylover🫵)

Umm cuz he is??? What's ur point 🧐 ok no but srsly why wouldn't I defend Tori to my last breath? He's my baby. My blorbo. My sweetie. My snukums. He's literally my fave. This whole fucking blog was made just for him. He's my whole sole purpose for living. He's the reason I am still on this earth to this date. 😐 No but fr ofc I'm gonna defend him this is a Tori blog and I'm a gay lover (bi, actually but who cares Abt that. I'm a true Tori kinnie 🫶😘)

#ruchans asks #never get asks for i forgot the tag #hopefully its that #ANYWAYS /NM BTW PUDDING #I LOVE U AND TY FOR THE ASK BABE #not that u asked anything but #he is the most important blorbo out there actually 🤪 #to me #hes the most important to me #if theres fucking piss boy stans then tori kinnies gotta stand up and defend their perv #it's just a tori kinnies job idk what to say #🤷‍♀️

[merelygifted]

Boris Johnson is not a man currently without, as he might put it himself, a slew of significant botherations. But his biggest problem now, according to his biographer Tom Bower, is simply where he is going to live.

“I think it’s extraordinary that no one has cottoned on to this but his greatest problem is his own domestic arrangements,” said Bower. “He let out his home in Oxfordshire because he thought he wouldn’t need it for many years to come and he doesn’t have a house in London. Carrie has a flat in Camberwell but it’s not big enough for four people, two of whom are small children.”

What the wallpaper is like in Carrie’s Camberwell flat isn’t a matter of public record. But even assuming it is tolerable, Johnson is used to having his housing, transport and a large part of his living costs covered by the taxpayer on top of his £155,376 salary as prime minister. Now, without even a car of his own to his name, the soon-to-be former prime minister is looking decidedly ill-equipped for life in the outside world.  ...

...  “He is going to have a very tough time of reckoning in the coming days and weeks,” Bower said. “Psychologically, the threat of homelessness, not having all the flunkies, not having power, not having Chequers and not having authority is going to hit him very badly.”  ...

It couldn’t happen to a better guy.

#UK #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TORIES?! #EVIL #bojo the evil clown #fuck the tories #lies #crime #bojo the clown #conservative politics #corruption #tories #screw the people #lockdowns #coronavirus #Public Health #pincher the pincher #russia #EAT THE RICH #but marinate well #and keep antacid handy

[moskowins]

thinking of eli going from being bullied to unlocking that rage in him and being misguided thus becoming a bully himself to seeing what he had done and learning who he really is and actively trying to fix his mistakes and owning up to them.

#out of character. ⁽ edie ⁾ #hawk is now the most balanced of all the traumatized karate kids and i will die on this hill (also the one most at peace) #everyone else is still figuring out where they stand and their style their aggressiveness etc but hawk actually has it figured out #he has gone to the extremes and darkest points and found his way back and is better than before #and it's why he's the one that won the championship tbh he deserved that so bad after everything he went through #also him actively owning up to his mistakes and extending forgiveness he hopes to receive to robby and tory after what they did to him #because that was so fucking horrible but he's out here hugging robby and genuinely happy for him etc ugh these two #also thinking about the way he refused to be addressed as eli while he was raging and spiraling and now him accepting both eli and hawk #while knowing that he's got both in him now and no one is gonna step on him again and neither is he!! <3 #bullying tw #manipulation tw

[consultingskeletondetective]

lmaooo so in Britain next week we're (probably) gonna have an actual millionaire prime minister while most of the country can't afford energy bills or food

#british #uk #uk politics #fuck my actual life #to contextualise our pm resigned so we have no current pm but it's down to two in the tory party who are the rich assholes #and Britain is in a cost of living crisis where all food and bills have go up but wages have not and taxes have not gone down #Supermarkets have started a cheaper line of food for people to actually be able to afford it #Nurses go to food banks #and our NHS is being so overworked and underfunded that soon it will crumble and privitise just like the tories want #fuck tories #sorry I had to say it twice for good measure #you know what a third won't hurt #fuck them

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Who else looking forward to the Tories getting their dick smashed into a incoming train when the 2024 election rolls around

#UK and USA elections lining up like the planets #at least here labour are. basically guaranteed a win #itd take some SIGNIFICANT suicidal politics to lose it at this point i think #the recent by-elections (pretty much Tory safe seats - labour won both by good margins) #show that Nobody wants even a month more of conservatives #like. how far will sunak and co go to try get a single vote more? #half expecting them to start offering BJs to random members of the public in the vain hope of securing more seats than the SNP #if current trends hold #there's a chance. small. but a chance. that the conservatives dont even get enough seats to be the main opposition party #like. SNP or lib dem might be there instead #which is. just fucking wild. #throwing your chances down the shitter so hard that you dont even get to be the main opponent next round #cant imagine what labour (sorta pro-devolution) and SNP (pro-devolution) could get up to #its going to be SOOOO FUNNY #whos ready to join me. it's like a year in advance but. 10pm GMT. When the exit polls come out #it might be a bigger labour win than 1997. its so atrociously lopsided right now #labour aren't sparkly clean but they're buckets better than 'homelessness is a lifestyle choice' #if your reading this from a conservative 'safe' seat #you are actually in a swing seat. jsyk. vote anything but conservative in the election and hope

[diogoatjota]

More civilians have been murdered in the palestine war than in the srebrenica genocide yet NO GERMAN MEDIA OUTLET IS REPORTING ON IT WITH THE DIGNITY THEY SHOULD

#and WHEN they are they say the hamas led health ministry. THEY PUBLISHED A LIST OF NAME. JOURNALISTS ACTUALLY DO YOUR JOB CHALLENGE #i fucking hate this country soooo much all we talking about is the rise of antisemitism (has been rising for a ehile now BECAUSE OF RIGHT PO #PULISTS) and not the insane islamophobia. our chancellor wants to deport masses of migrants... fuck you brexit and fuck you tories for #inspiring the german right parties ALSO OUR CHANCELLOR IS A SOCIAL DEMOCRAAAAAATTT WHAT THE FUCK!!!;! #sham!s rambles #sorry

[lost-carcosa]

#UK politics #immigration #what the actual fuck? #fuck the tories