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#WHAT THE FUCK
idolomantises · 22 hours ago
this probably isnt the place to say this but when i was in middle school the girl i was in love with LOVED sans undertale and she would constantly read and write sans selfcest fanfic and drew like incorrigible amounts of sans selfcest sfw fat fetish art and one time we had to write an original story for english and she turned in sans undertale fat fetish fanfiction and i really wanted her to like me so i let her get me into undertale and i would draw sans for her all the time and she would tell me about her sans sfw fat fetish fanfiction and also convinced me to make a tumblr and lie about my age online so i could participate in her community of sfw fat fetish sanscest shippers & rp blogs who were mostly other 12 year olds lying about our ages online anyways she has a jacksepticye tattoo now
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 days ago
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Calliope: jUst got paid, do any of yoU know how to wallpaper and are willing to break a few laws?
Jade: oh no
Roxy: wallpaper? you put that on with elmer's glue, right?
Calliope: it's wallpaper yoU jUst peel the back off and it's sticky
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poltergeiszt · 2 days ago
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rewatching the curse n HOOO BOY. emphasizing that derek was driving the van so it really hits you when they show you the empty seat at the end. “...we still have to get the van back to derek’s mom” in the silence of knowing they had to leave him behind. holy shit. they had to go return the van and tell her her son is dead. and he was out there, somewhere, figuring out how to (almost) live again. oh my god.
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thesapphiccrytid · 2 days ago
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"don't you think it's time to say goodbye to those childhood friends of yours"
BITCH.
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tooaceforthisspace · a day ago
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My Ace self when allo sexual people cheat on their partner and say the “slept with that person on accident”
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Maybe it’s just me but…make it make sense
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dc-comic-girl · a day ago
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South Park: Two new movies will be coming out in 2021
Me:
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aikofanfan · a day ago
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Hmmm ahem yeah just gonna pretend I didn’t hear that.
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remember when harry used to shush everyone during if i could fly… what the fuck
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dreamquackity · 5 months ago
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ok but im actually angry that??? this is happening???? montero is NUMBER ONE p much everywhere but it’s getting. fucking taken down. this isn’t fair i swear to god
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subwayslander · 10 months ago
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whoever’s spinning the wheel on what’s gonna be revealed this week, keep spinning. this shits getting interesting
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8stepshigh · 4 months ago
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sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.
then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.
then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.
then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.
then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.
then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.
then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.
then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.
then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.
then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.
then it hits me.
then it all hits me.
everybody knows what the dream smp is.
everybody knows who these people are.
and any post of yours could end up on an article.
any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.
these people get trending across social media everyday.
these people are fucking celebrities.
and what do they do?
play Minecraft.
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raininsleep · 5 months ago
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I’m disgusted to just now learn that the Academy made a NFT of Chadwick Boseman’s head for the nominees gift bags?! What the actual fuck. They literally moved the order of the awards around to anticipate us for Best Actor and he didn’t even win. The Academy didn’t care about Chadwick whatsoever, they just used his legacy for viewership and clout.
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