#WHICH MAKES THE CAPTION EVEN FUNNIER

[theloveinc]

i have to know what is penis music😭😭😭😭ive been following since ihatebnha and its always lived in the back of my mind but ive gathered the courage to ask what is penis music 🤔🤔

#submission #AHHHHHH FHDHICHEKSHDJ NRJFJF YOURE SO SWEET to submit to me and ask this!!! #if u remember it all the way from IHB days it means uve been here practically from the start🥺🥺 #that means so much to me actually u don’t even know :(( #and I’m glad u found the courage actually🫶🏻🫶🏻 #but let’s see… it’s kinda funny actually because I picked it totally separately from what it actually references #like I knew it was a meme and stuff but I didn’t know how or why #but since I was writing sm*t at the time I thought it was hilarious actually to think of my writing as like… p*nis music LOL #u know like I was playing a little horn but it was actually just sm*t or something #LMAO that’s actually not that funny typing it out but it makes sense in my head #BUT ANYWAY IF U ACTUALLY LOOK IT UP #(which I didn’t for a while) it’s really a nonsensical megamind meme #of the villain guy dancing to like … idek what kind of music it’s nuts tbh #but that caption was ‘p*nis music’ ig LOL #(I’ll link it once I post this!) #and it made things even funnier in a way #even tho I have no idea like… what the origin/creative intent was and why and where and when…? #I just pray it’s nothing offensive LOL cuz p*nis music is still so funny #and I wanted to bring it back bc it was missed when my titles were other things #I forget #one was ‘*dies from cringe* LMAOOOOOO STILL GOOD #anyway that’s it! I hope this made sense and answered your question #I really appreciate the submission as I was feeling a bit down tonight #and it cheered me up #I hope ur well and ur holidays are good #and thank u again for sticking with me all this time🤞🏻

[angsthology]

there’s another side that you don’t know — rvstw

beach day nowhere close to being done i give u this instead. also some of these events have nothing to do with each other

daisymaerose

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daisymaerose hi i made a song instead of doing my college assignments please listen to it it’s called “ballad of a homeschooled girl”

and i will answer exactly 5 questions go

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siriuslyricciardo what are you majoring in?

daisymaerose siriuslyricciardo computer science :")

backbiteroo OUT OF NOWHERE HELLO???

sargeanthood caption is so real

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webbsonsos girl do your assignments??

daisymaerose webbsonsos 😐

vettelperalta daisymaerose YAKSHWJSH girlie not impressed

dunphyrrari HELLO??????????

dunphyrrari i js woke up wtf

mclarenovia omg do u guys think there would be an album

daisymaerose mclarenovia if it comes to that sure

sixteenparx daisymaerose EXCUSE ME

waynegasly daisymaerose WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF IT COMES TO THAT

fromthevau1t daisymaerose daisy-mae rosario the album coming to u 2022

sixteenparx hi awsten

dunphyrrari I JUST??? FINISHED???? LISTENING TO IT????

dunphyrrari each 😭😭 day 😭😭 that 😭😭 im alive 😭😭 its social 😭😭 suicide 😭😭 ure so real for that

dunphyrrari babe what did college do to you

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wdcalbon the entire gang in the credits 🥹🥹

gaslytv wdcalbon even nika???

selvnika gaslytv the fuck does that mean?

te1enovia selvnika from the years ive known u u have rendered useless. and b4 u start, ur dad is my sponsor not u

selvnika te1enovia i... wow... ouch

atticusingh 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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selvnika they let toddlers into college now?

daisymaerose selvnika ***

selvnika daisymaerose WOAH

te1enovia daisymaerose LMFAOOOO

te1enovia u will be the star of the future as u are now

buttoncunt te1enovia professing your love?

te1enovia buttoncunt not to you

buttoncunt te1enovia MF

annabcthschase me when i learned that mae goes to an ivy league

trobedisuns annabcthschase LIKE ACTUALLY??

50kidgaroos annabcthschase HOLDUP

carlandowife annabcthschase do you know which one?

annabcthschase carlandowife nope i just saw someone mention it

strollonsos18 carlandowife princeton!

carlandowife strollonsos18 😧😧

icekkonens oh my God i have been waiting for this moment: what are your cats’ names?

daisymaerose icekkonens kimi, lucy, and as of recent: bagel 🥰

roolovebot daisymaerose BAGEL where did this bagel come from

floweralbon roolovebot cds (cat distribution system)

te1enovia for anyone wondering atticus is in the credits solely for being a grammar police

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te1enovia 🎵 daisy-mae rosario • ballad of a homeschooled girl

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te1enovia update: the worst person you know is on a plane with the best person you know and ... cat

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mickschumacher which one am i?

te1enovia mickschumacher cat

selvnika i am assuming im the best person u know 😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙

te1enovia selvnika thats also mick

selvnika te1enovia h03

schupastry MICKEYYYYYYYYY

sargeanthood AY BONZI WHATCHU DOIN HERE

fiftyfivetexts the last slide?? 😭😭

georgerussell63 where are you kids off to?

backbiteroo georgerussell63 to beating your ass on the track prob

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formulasos omg its my dream come true. MY WORLDS COLLIDING idc how small it is

dunphyrrari love your music taste

dunphyrrari EVERYTGING I DO IS TRAGIC EVERY GUY I LIKE IS GAY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

norrislftv dunphyrrari damn why are u always at the scene of the crime

dunphyrrari norrislftv what crime

norrislftv dunphyrrari over-cuntism

daisymaerose 😁😁❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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honeybenslie knowing they were probably in the same room when those texts send makes it funnier

bonus

the car texts was copy pasted straight out of the groupchat and believe me the person the story came from is okay with it, i would know. ☆ taglist; @treehouse-mouse @disneyprincemuke @yansbolobao @leilanixx @judespoision @vellicora @bborra

#did this... postpone beah day instead? #yes. #do i regret it? #no. #tine’s roo vs the world #happy new year this was scheduled

[cybernightart]

Is genji's visor like a green plexiglass sort of thing or is it like an LED visor which normally is black but he can control it to light up in a certain way and he makes it light up green most of the time?

Because like I know loverwatch wasn't canon but best example of this I can find rn-

Because when he gets flustered he just- no green- lights off!

And when he's putting his visor back on in the dragon cinematic it starts off black with no lights on it and then when he clicks it back into place then it makes like a noise and then the lights come on!

And this is a sort of LED mask thing that opens up a whole can of possibilities! Like Genji just making a "..." Appear crosses visor whenever he doesn't know how to reply to something, or just him making words just go across the visor

So it would work like one of these:

Maybe even

Actually be really cool if Genji it's like a skin with a full face LED mask that would just change with expressions kind of like the sombra skin

It be even funnier if whatever he said appeared in captions along the mask aswell

But that concludes random cyber thoughts!...I don't know I just woke up-

#genji #overwatch #genji shimada #overwatch 2 #LED mask #LED visor

[selenacosmic]

Heyyaa!! Hope you're doing great!! I have an ikesen request, if you don't mind.

So we have this major festival called Diwali going on in my country and someone just sent me this video to which I've been laughing my as* off for the past few minutes.

https://youtube.com/shorts/oQX9rBcIfIA?si=-BQLPS5iXv4ZcN1E

Maybe mc wanted to celebrate it in the sengoku era or they got yeeted into the future in time for this festival.

How do you think the warlords would react if mc were to perform aarthi like that? I can already imagine Hidemama losing his mind XD. I'll leave it to you to decide whether you want to make it a hc or a short story/drabble but can it pls include Nobu, Hideyoshi, mitsuhide and Kenshin?

(Also, if you're curious about the caption, it says "perform aarthi in such a way that you burn down 4 people" /j)

Thank you! ❤

Ohh hello! This sounds interesting and cool, this will surely be a really fun hc to make XD Thank you for the request.

MC performs aarthi.

Oda forces.

Nobunaga Oda.

You had expressed your desire to celebrate the festival at the castle, as a way of showing more of your culture to the warlords, as well as a way to celebrate even when you are far from home. Nobunaga became interested and provided everything needed.

He wanted to know everything, so when you decided to perform Aarthi, Nobunaga was the first one to want to witness. Everyone retreat away the moment you begin performing, afraid of getting burned, except for Nobunaga.

He was actually smirking, unbothered by how close the fire got to him.

Hideyoshi Toyotomi.

Hideyoshi was the one to panic the most, telling everyone to move away so that they wouldn’t get burned. He will desperately try to stop you, he doesn’t want the whole castle to burn.

As to not make you sad and to continue the performance, he will suggest doing it in your place, since he was taller and had better control of his strength.

Mitsuhide Akechi.

Mitsuhide will have a wide grin on his face as he observes the others trying to escape the fire, finding everything entertaining, specially how oblivious you seemed about your surroundings.

To make it funnier, mitsuhide will suggest that he could also perform it, only to purposely scare the others with his performance.

Uesugi-Takeda alliance.

Kenshin Uesugi.

Kenshin will like the idea of a festival, and will want the whole town to celebrate it. He will make it so that everything resembles the festival. Once you begin to perform the aarthi, kenshin will actually get excited.

Seeing how close the fire was getting, he didn’t bother move away. In fact, he felt very energetic while dodging you.

#ikemen sengoku #ikesen #ikemen sengoku nobunaga #ikemen sengoku kenshin #ikemen sengoku mitsuhide #ikemen sengoku hideyoshi

[toomuchracket]

yes! Bday party reader reposting his story about IQs like ‘ok bet. I’ll leave your bags on the driveway’ and Matty is so completely HUMBLED. twitter never let him live it down

real shit. like fair enough you know he's joking (as does everyone else, because he's a well-documented simp lmao), but you do think it's in poor taste so you decide to fuck with him a little bit. like you said, you repost his story and say "putting your stuff onto the driveway as we speak (i am however keeping the mazzy star t shirt)", and then post a screenshot of matty's texts to you like "please tell me you're kidding. i was kidding. you're so much smarter than me and i love it. please don't actually kick me out i love you i'm sorry i'll do anything you want me to do to make it up to you" lol. and everyone's like "oh wow she really got him there he's so whipped lmaoooooo that's mother", and he literally does not hear the end of it ever. and i think maybe for the rest of the week your stories are just you going about daily life and matty following you like a little lost puppy ready to indulge your every whim - well, even more so than usual lmao - and his are literally a highlight reel of the funniest texts you've ever sent him (of which there are MANY) captioned like "she's funnier AND smarter than me and i'm grateful she lets me smash. sometimes being a simp is ok, boys, but don't overdo it" and you reply like "yeah, like you're doing now, babe lol" and matty's like "smh i literally cannot win 😔". but yeah, whenever he fucks up he's pretty good at grovelling and then implementing changes for the better (and also at apology/make-up sex. takes munch to a whole new level lol) <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #smutty asks #into the birthday partyverse

[moviesludge]

been feelin foggy and sluggish lately. not sure if its the change of seasons/weather, the end of Halloween time, taking a big rest after doing a lot of work and thinking, depression, fatigue, or diet. could be all of the above.

i actually make a lot of these personal posts, but I almost always delete them after typing them now because i feel like "who gives a shit". And not in a "poor me" way. Just in a way that's like "I can type this down as a catharsis for myself, which is the most important reason, but once I've done that what would be the point of sharing it?" Like why wouldn't I just keep a password protected blog and write my stuff there? Or in a thousand little notepad files (something I do actually do). Other times I feel like I'm being dumb about it and should just post whatever, like I used to. I go back and forth on the whole thing, but mostly I get that feeling of like "what's the point". Maybe I'm thinking about it too much, but somewhere during the last 10 years or so, I withdrew from being really candid really often on here, and I think there were a lot of different reasons for that. Although I did notice that it seemed like a lot of other people stopped too. For me I think it might mostly be a matter of social energy.

It also takes a certain amount of energy for me to be able to think really clearly. I told my friend how I'm not always clear-minded and he asked if I might have a carbon monoxide leak. Ha! Not the case, but a reasonable suggestion for safety's sake.

I suspect it's probably garden variety depression that ebbs and flows, and possibly a significant lack of quality sleep/energy. The times I tend to feel the best are after a workout (like now) or sometimes after having a really good sleep. It's an extremely noticeable difference when I'm energized and thinking very clearly. I've noticed that I'm 1000x more outgoing than I'd be otherwise. I'm way more sociable, way more interested in things, i notice more details, and generally am able to appreciate things more.

A big noticeable difference is when I'm writing joke captions for gifs. Far funnier jokes come to me way faster and easier when I'm sharp. It even affects my dash activity on tumblr. I'm way less likely to like a post if I'm feeling foggy and withdrawn. I remember one day where I felt shitty early in the day and passed over lots of posts and then liked & reblogged a bunch of the same ones later in the day when I felt better, could really see and understand them clearly, and cared about it.

Being dull also affects my ability to communicate clearly. I'm really tough on myself when it comes to putting people out, and sometimes I don't realize I said something stupid until it's too late. So I feel the need to apologize for it when it happens.

so anyway, yeah. i should get in the frankenstein machine or something

[wolfiemcwolferson]

end of year asks 12 13 18 kiss i love you

Hiiii babe

Talk about a new friend you made this year - oh my god where do I even begin? I have made sooooo many new friends this year and it’s hard to pick just one, but sometimes you meet people and it feels like they’ve been apart of you all along, and that’s YOU, baby 💙💙

How was your birthday this year? - well, I’ll paste my Instagram caption here:

I have so many unanswered birthday messages to return as I have genuinely been in a puddle all weekend.

Birthday weekend pictures feat:

Pierre Gasly’s P3 Sprint Race finish which resulted in me crying.

Barbie which resulted in me crying.

People being too nice to me which resulted in me crying.

Charles Leclerc’s P3 Race finish which resulted in me crying.

Going to get a very very important tattoo which resulted in me crying.

And the album which Carly Rae Jepsen released on FRIDAY taking over my monthly music wrap up because I’ve played it nonstop and it’s perfect and it’s resulted in me (let’s all say it together) CRYING.

Thank you for the birthday love.

I’m stronger, better, funnier, and weirder than I was last year and holy shit, I wouldn’t change a single second of it.

A memorable meal this year? - oh I’ve had a few!

Some of my favorites:

- I make a roast chicken as our “last meal” in every house we leave behind and I did it again this year. It was the first thing I ever cooked when Goose and I moved in together and now I use it to mark the passing of time

- the burrito I ate while driving to LA in Friday afternoon traffic because they canceled our train and I had Louis Tomlinson tickets at the Bowl

- the Cheesecake Factory I ate in a random hotel outside of Portland because I bought a last minute plane ticket to see two of my best friends in the entire world and by the time I landed, and we got to our hotel, everything was closed except for Cheesecake Factory??? And then we sat up and gossiped all night and my heart was full

- the breakfast I had with River and our flat Sol sitting in a restaurant that I directly reference in Blue Neighbourhood where we talked for far longer than we should have but it was worth all the missed work emails

- the sandwich and potato salad I ate at this cafe in the square in my hometown when I had a crashing realization that I didn’t hurt to be there

- the hot dogs and smores my kids and I cooked over a campfire in TN while on our cross country roadtrip after the most perfect day exploring a town and laying in the leaves

#end of year asks

[biolizardboils]

good news: The Post is spreading again but it’s a reblog with a reply attached that explains things so i dont really mind

bad news: there’s another version going around with all replies and even my original caption removed?? like did someone deliberately want to fool people or did they just think itd be funnier without text? im kinda mad, but mostly disappointed

better news: the cover for the new Anniversary edition of CU #1 just dropped and Dog Man is on it, which will make explaining that The Post Is Fictional much easier from now on

#captain underpants #dog man #dav pilkey #dog man comix #harold h. #too busy making dog man comix #the adventures of captain underpants #cu #cu books #me talking #im glad george and harold arent hanging for dear life for once but also Where Are My Boys

[fireworkss-exe]

Constance Hatchaway hcs because admit it, you're in love with her too

tw for death, murder, etc. this IS Haunted Mansion after all

She hates it when people portray her as bloodthirsty, and panic that she's going to kill them when they're in the mansion. Sure, she loves the attention, but she thinks it's demeaning that people think she killed her husbands because she's "crazy." She's completely evil, no doubt about that, but she had strictly monetary and social reasons for committing murders- she's actually completely mentally stable, she just didn't care about taking people's lives

Mortals always ask her why she killed her husbands and when she isn't in a dramatic mood she'll just say "I didn't care about them and they had money. Honestly who wouldn't kill someone like that😐"

When she actually loves someone romantically, she is SO sappy with them to the point where it's unbelievable

The Hatbox Ghost was her accomplice in many of the murders- he was her family's caretaker and he helped her cover up the evidence as long as she gave him 30% of the money she inherited from her deceased husbands. Now, they're bitter rivals and hate sharing the attic, but they're also best friends and know every dark secret the other has

She doesn't hate the other brides, not even Emily or Kiomi, as much as fanon says she does. She coexists pretty peacefully with them even though they distrust her (although the OG brides, the one that looks like a skeleton and the one with the glowing eyes, absolutely adore her and think she's a #girlboss)

Emily thinks she's weird but doesn't really pay any mind to her, Kiomi couldn't care less about her, and Melanie just thinks she's untrustworthy and undependable (which is completely understandable)

You know she hates it when people just call her "The Bride." Calling her that is just as bad as when people don't acknowledge her at all

She's actually not the old woman in that one stretching portrait- that's actually still Abigail Patecleaver. Constance does enjoy spreading that rumor that she lived a long life, though, because she's embarrassed about her early death- she died at age thirty-three in 1884 of tuberculosis

Does she flirt with other ghosts to get her way? Definitely. For example, if she wants an annoyijy guest banned from the mansion, all she has to do is say something sweet to Master Gracey, and she immediately gets her way. Some other ghosts call it manipulation, but she calls it clever, strategic business tactics. She knows she's hot and uses it to her advantage

She's even funnier than Regina George when she wants to be

She's pretty good friends with Leota and often asks her favors like "Leota I really don't want to see living people today, can you not make me visible to the mortals when you cast your spell? K thanks"

A mortal once showed her Florence + The Machine's music and it fundamentally changed her. Partially because she's from the 1800s and can't really comprehend modern music and technology, but also because,,,, it's really really good music

Sometimes she'll "accidentally" push Master Gracey down the stairs, but he always forgives her because. well. she's pretty. and she's also like the main selling point for visitors

One of the mortal waitstaff introduced her to the concept of memes and showed her how to make one. She made one with a stock photo of a dollar bill and the caption "kill yourself… bottom text"

#the haunted mansion #haunted mansion #Constance Hatchaway

[transfemstarscream]

If youve seen it, whats your opinion on bwII megatron and rid2001 megatron?

beast wars ii does something new with megatron: instead of having the megatron→galvatron development, it slips the two into brothers of the names megastorm and galvatron. and people complained about IDW making galvatron his own character; beast wars ii did it about a decade earlier!

i think megastorm is hilarious, and his dynamic with galvatron is even funnier. i'm normally not fond of the "sucks up to older sibling/wants to be better than older sibling" trope, but megastorm is hilarious because he's a failure in about every regard. nobody likes him. dirge & thrust don't give a shit about his leadership and BB & starscream are too busy enacting romeo & juliet. i understand why people don't like when megatron and megatron stand-ins are portrayed as incompetent—especially this one, which not only makes him more incompetent but also a coward—but given the more comedic nature of beast wars ii, i think it fits him perfectly here.

it helps that although megastorm is a failure, he's also scary when he needs to be. this show does something different from regular megatrons; although neither physically abuse his peers, both brothers are scary enough for them to noticeably flinch.

(don't worry, he doesn't hurt her at all throughout the series. she and him just don't get along; she likes galvatron as a leader much more!)

and when we get to galvatron in this series... i love him! his scary demeanor is played for laughs (he literally talks through his teeth; he rarely ever ungrits his teeths), but on his introduction you know well enough what he's capable of for everyone to be wary of his arrival. and despite what he's built up as, he... oddly cares for his men. in fact, he never once mistreats them like other galvatrons do. the reason for megastorm's step-down as leader is because dirge, thrust, BB and starscream (especially her) heavily prefer galvatron as leader. galvatron is a pretty nice guy in this installment.

(i need to watch NEO to see if this characterization sticks around.)

now, on rid2001 megatron: like megastorm and galvatron, who are entirely different characters from G1 megatron/galvatron, rid2001 megatron is also a case of this. he's a separate character from G1 megatron, and in japanese is actually called gigatron (ギガトロン). i highlight the issue here because unlike megastorm, his [localized] name is literally just megatron without some divergence to make it different. this leads to people judging him as if he's G1 megatron, despite the fact he's not.

with that out of the way, i think i've grown to like him. he's more of a standard villain, sort of generic in motivation complete with evil monologuing and poor henchman treatment, but i don't think these are inherently bad. the focus is not really on him, but his men (and boy are those some good men. sky-byte FTW). he's not going to be as colorful as they are, because he's meant to be more of a final boss; the character where the Real Shit happens.

i especially like the english dub of him, because i remember his weird pauses during talking.

he has funny moments (can't find the screenshot but that one with the caption of "you guys know i hate these kind of bad jokes" is my favorite quote from him), and i like when he gets angry because it's not at all scary but hilarious. rid2001 is a joke everyone is in on except him, and that's great.

#long post #(?)

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

Hi, May I please ask for an interaction with Risotto please? This is Tira https://www.tumblr.com/crazyyanderefangirlfan/708253472236142592/tira-columbina

She owns an extremely cute toy shop which la squadra had no choice to work cause the pay is good. She's very kind and sweet but has no self-preservation and can be a bit unhinged if someone pushes her buttons too much.

Hello sweet lil lemon drop candy!!

Thank you for sending me your request, i did my best and i hope you'll enjoy it!! 🩷🩷

I made the interaction romantic, i hope it was ok 👉👈

" This is utterly humiliating Tira..."

Risotto's voice is muffled by the big furry head covering his entire face, a brown bodysuit hides his muscled body and the sign nearby with the caption " Free hugs " makes the whole deal even funnier.

Tira just squeal in delight at her masterpiece, this for sure is going to bring such joy to the children and encourage the lil customers to aske their parents for new stuffed friends to bring home!

Risotto can barely see her behind the small space carved in the bear's head to make it look like he actually can move his eyes and he's honestly greatful for that; how come a respected mafioso like him reduced himself to dress up as a gigant teddy bear to entartain children?!

Just before he can tell his small lover he truly can't embarass himself like this, Tira jumps in his arms and lift the mask just enough for her to peck risotto's lips and say...

" Thank you so much, you have no idea how happy you are making me right now~"

The tall goth then smiles, and sweetly hold her in his big furry arms until they hear the usual sarcastic snicker of illuso, who is packinv some dolls in the nearby aisle

" Wow, never took you for a furry ginger head~ What are you going to do next? Dress as goldilocks and ask him to try your be-"

The man can't even finish his comment that a stapler hits him right between his eyes and sends him ko on the floor.

Tira is being held back by her boyfriend while she scratches the air and hiss at illuso stuff like "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME COGLIONE?!" or " WANT SOME MORE??! UH?! UH?! COME AT ME YOU LIL BITCH!!"

Risotto, while he lifts her mid air, just sighs and looks at the people happily waiting for the shop to open ( and also blessing the curtain that hid what just happened moments ago ) and while shaking his head says

" is gonna be a loooooong fucking day... "

#benny answers #request #aaah i didn't write in so long #i hope you liked it 😭😭 #and thank you for your support!! #jjba risotto #vento aureo oc #risotto x oc

[wouldnt-it-be-hilarious-if-i]

I was re-listening to this song earlier, thinking about the different lyrics that have defined my year this year. I thought back to how this one clearly defined February to early March for me but couldn't for the life of me remember the song. I couldn't find it in my search history either until I very suddenly remembered a rough version of the lyrics and beat.

So, why am I making a post about it?

I started listening to it to see if there were any hidden meanings or messages in it that I hadn't seen before when I first heard the cover of this song. I like doing this because whenever I feel called to study music closer, I always end up finding out something that absolutely shocks me.

This song was no different. I guess I was more focused on the vocals when I heard it because I didn't pay any attention to the actual lyrics because I didn't even realize she was talking about new york!! This would be a hundred times funnier if I could tell you anything about who I was showing this cover to at the time because I was probably the only one unaware of what this song was about lmao

As I was listening to the original song and reading the lyrics that I saw a video with the original singer, Suzanne Vega, talking about the meaning of the song. The video follows her around New York City as she discusses the story behind the lyrics. It took a minute for me to register what city she was in because the captions were in Dutch, so my brain assumed it was the Netherlands or something. But I recognized the areas she was walking through, and then I realized she was saying the entire song was based on an actual restaurant in New York. I've never been to that restaurant a day in my life, but as soon as I saw it, I was so certain that I'd been there. It could also have a small thing to do with the fact that my mom watched Seinfeld religiously when I was a child, but whatever.

Anyway, she also walked past this cathedral, which she mentioned in the song, and I immediately screamed because I was like I've been there! I've seen that cathedral! The above picture was taken one day after I turned thirteen in like August 2012. That same day, I walked to Washington Square Park, and took photos of the arch, and I don't have any idea where exactly this was, but I walked into the coolest costume shop ever and I think I bought a masquerade mask there (which I still have).

I remember seeing a man in a bunny costume just walking (or hopping?) down the street. I also remember seeing two people completely naked and going at it on a cardboard box in an alley in broad daylight, which I still find absolutely hilarious. I also almost got hit by a car (more than likely) on this day. And I don't mean that in a "a new york driver drove really fast past me and I worried I was going to get hit because no one actually seems to follow any pedestrian laws" sense, but more like in the sense that this man actually almost hit me because I was walking alone and I have a phobia of moving cars, so when he was coming at me, I just froze up and he looked freaked tf out too. (this was also why i wasn't allowed to walk around new york by myself, because i struggled to even cross the street unless someone was holding my hand)

It was actually on E 21st street, right next to Gramercy Park. I was on my way back home from the huge Barnes and Noble on 17th street. I had expected to meet my true love that day, instead I nearly met my untimely death!

For a long time, there was no city I wanted to visit less than New York City. My family lives there, and there are so many other reasons that made me not want to ever go again. But regardless of that fact, there's a moment when you first enter the city from out of state, right before the smell of hot, wet garbage absolutely knocks you out, where the air smells sweet and savory and like cinnamon, depending on where you come in at. There's the wonderfully thrilling moment when you enter the Lincoln tunnel at night, and the cars light up the inside of the tunnel and if you don't think about what might be on those walls, you want to reach out and run your hands all over the walls and remember that texture forever. During the day was just as wonderful because the tunnel was so dark, and when you ended up on the other side after a twelve hour road trip, everyone would squeal and cheer with relief because it meant we were finally there.

And maybe I saw two people having sex on a dilapidated cardboard box, and hid all my belongings in my shoes because I was terrified of getting mugged. But I'll never forget the snow. I'll never forget getting pizza with my aunt and it raining on the way home, so the pizza was completely drenched and just salty and gross and soggy but still so good. Maybe 99% of me hates it so much, but 1% of me goes back to a time in my life where I just had to see the Chelsea hotel, and where I walked through Central Park and heard music playing and so much energy around me.

I'll never forget sneaking out of my grandma's apartment and leaving her door cracked open like the little southern dumbass I am and waving at a girl who told me to fuck off in response while I was walking (that definitely pissed me off btw). I'll never forget fainting when I got home because I never drank water and have never been able to handle heat a day in my life. Us southern girls can't go an hour, let alone a whole month without AC. For some god awful reason, when I was growing up, I rarely entered a store that had it. I'm a little convinced on this fact alone that most new yorkers have a penchant for sadism or something because I know I'm not the only one who wants to jump off a building kermit style being in that heat.

It hits me so randomly sometimes and I miss New York so much it hurts. I'll just think, "I should have gone to NYU, I should have never listened to my dad. I should have tried going to Columbia like I wanted to." or "I miss the lights and cars." In the south, we have crickets, cicadas and the rumble of trains miles away. The crickets and cicadas get so loud it's almost impossible to sleep until it isn't, and then it becomes hard to sleep without. It's the same in New York. The sounds of cars and loud talking and beeps and life gets so loud that it's almost impossible to sleep until it isn't. And then when you go home to the cicadas and the crickets and the trains, all you can think about is how much you miss the sounds of the same cars you used want to shout at.

I never miss New York until it's late at night, and I can remember the nights I used to sit up on my grandma's windowsill, trying desperately to steal wifi from the neighbors next door, or trying to sleep and staring at the plastic aquarium nightlight that she kept on the shelf until I drifted off. It was the most boring city on earth before I started sneaking out. I wasn't allowed to leave the apartment, there were a solid four good channels (I watched so much degrassi, boy meets world, maury and H20: Just add water), no wifi, no books to read or crafts to do or anything. I just had to sit there and watch people walk past all day.

And when I started sneaking out, I'd go to the NYU campus and any park I could find, and I'd pretend that I was going to walk past or meet the person who I'd spend the rest of my life with. I never did, but it's okay. The experience was better than anything I could have imagined. I'd go to costume stores, and art stores, and bookstores and I'd explore all the places I could find. Sometimes I wish I had been bold enough to use the money my parents gave me to go do stuff, like take theater classes or something. They definitely never would have known.

I miss the assumption that I would always go back to that place.

That one day I'd go and see the places my brother should have taken me to like he promised. All the cheesy places like Ellis Island (so I can see where my great grandfather first entered the US at age 12!!), or the top of the Empire State building or the Brooklyn Bridge. I'd actually do anything to at least see Brooklyn. But it would be a bit too painful, and I don't even know what I'd do there anyway. Probably take a picture, post it on Instagram and say, "Brooklyn in Brooklyn! bah dum tsss!"

Anyway, so clearly this song took me down memory lane lol

#Youtube

[biglisbonnews]

Where Did All Those Kevin Hart Memes Come From? Listen, Gen Z has a strange sense of humor. Maybe the pandemic broke our brains a bit because there was a time when "They did surgery on a grape" was inescapable and that cursed lip-bite photo of Lin-Manuel Miranda was swirling the internet. 2023 has introduced a new and unlikely source for meme fodder: Kevin Hart.And before you say anything, yes everyone is aware he's a comedian. That's not the funny part. Somehow, people are finding Hart's strangest photos and attaching them to nonsensical captions, using them as reaction memes and looking to the short king's expressive face to feel something. No one seems to be able to pinpoint the origin, but everyone definitely hopped on the bandwagon. \u201cme after laughing too hard at all these kevin hart memes\u201d — lucia (@lucia) 1677562654 \u201cme tryna come up with my own kevin hart meme\u201d — KP (@KP) 1677519309 \u201cHow many variants of Kevin Hart are there\u201d — jdp (@jdp) 1677539988 There's clearly a lot of material to work with, but some people have become concerned with where all these photos came from. Did we miss a memo? \u201cThere gotta be a Kevin Hart photo database cause how is yall finding them\u201d — 4 \u2b51 Goku Uniform (@4 \u2b51 Goku Uniform) 1677737075 There seem to be a few categories of Hart pictures.There's lit Kevin:These Kevin Hart memes are LIT 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/h6caYGXrr0— 𝓥𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓲🖤 (@vxxix__) March 1, 2023 There's serious Kevin:Kevin Hart focused on finding who started the trend pic.twitter.com/65K11U5mid— Antonio Ramos (@TonioSkits) February 28, 2023 I saw ‘Die Hart’… The very next day, these Kevin Hart memes started showing up. So I get it… It has to be about him wanting to be taken serious as an actor in the movie… And that makes everything that much funnier lol pic.twitter.com/AR4bx5NlF5— 𝒴𝑒𝓈, 𝑀𝒶𝒹𝒶𝓂 (@kdotvici) February 28, 2023 We also have sexy Kevin, which should be used responsibly:Kevin Hart: pic.twitter.com/aManO5aMYW— Super Sexy Sailor Super 17 (happy arc) (@SailorSuper17) February 28, 2023 And my personal favorite, medieval Kevin:“You must be Kevin Hart in a wig with armor and a cup if you think that we fucking”Me: pic.twitter.com/CV2ydia9uK— violette . (@scxba_) March 1, 2023 And a gracious user made sure to shoutout the blueprint for the smize king, Shemar Moore. \u201ceveryone\u2019s talking about kevin hart but we can\u2019t ignore the blueprint\u201d — shinji ikari bot (@shinji ikari bot) 1677685857 By the looks of it, Hart's photos have been littered all over his Instagram and Google Images for the world to enjoy, but sometimes it takes a while to recognize the full potential of a good meme, even if it doesn't entirely make sense. Hart doesn't even understand it, but he's not mad either. Can somebody tell me why I am trending ….I got endless memes being sent to my damn phone from a bunch of my dumbass friends 😂😂😂😂😂 WTF is going on???? 😂😂😂😂😂 Gotta admit that they are funny as hell tho https://t.co/XafyYyBlhm— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) February 27, 2023 This is so fucking true…I have no idea what’s going on 😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/c605TKilDg— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) February 27, 2023 So which Kevin Hart are you today? Don't worry, there's so much to choose from. Photo courtesy of Linnea Stephan/BFA https://www.papermag.com/kevin-hart-memes-2659492870.html

#Kevin hart #Memes #Jade Gomez​ #PAPER

[ranty-ramblestein]

(captions~) - So here’s the rest of my Area Zero exploration!  ...Until I go back in to get that item on a big rock that I saw! (It wasn’t even a TM, but I want revenge!!  ...Assuming Miraidon will let me use his mad hops in there now.) Feb 23rd EDIT: It was a comet shard, nice!

Oh, and I’ll be getting a Non-Binary Ralts evo when I go back, of course.

So glad I can FINALLY I can remove pokemon sv from my filtered out words!

- Side note: I like checking on how my pic came out right after taking it, so I go from game to album a lot, but during the AI Turo fight my Switch kept popping up saying it needed to update the Switch everytime i tried to get back into the game.  And the cursor is automatically on top of ‘Update’, which would shut down my game and make me lose the progress of all those freakin cutscenes! It felt like the Protocol was hacking me real time every time I had to go check the album. The true Protocol is making me lose save progress, and with it motivation to continue playing for the night!

...Now that I think about it, that would probably be funnier if I was playing Scarlet, since I would be going back in time.

pic 1: feb 17th: "Now, this? I /GOTTA/ see!" Skye schemed... only to remember Penny's parents are probably in Galar.  (Then the new precure's 3rd ep started with Mashiro's dad gushing over her, lmao) pic 2: Sada, the new Ariana. (Estranged mother of Rival...?  Maybe this doesn't work.  Either way, poor Arven.) pic 3: feb 19th: "Oh thank god..." Skye groaned.  (I fell of a cliff I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to fall off of and got SO fucking lost!) pic 4: Oh babu, no! pic 5: "Damn, I got the weak one," Skye said, feigning regret.  "Agii..." Miraidon whimpered.  "Ah, one of humans' fucked up jokes," AI Turo nodded before getting barked at for cursing. pic 6: ...I did not think they were rock 'em, sock 'em robots. pic 7: ...I swear those were Silver around the edges.  Reflection? pic 8: First time I used Terra Blast in this game, actually! pic 9: ...I should name my Miraidon Treasure, huh? pic 10: Yay, I can take pictures in the credits once again!

#pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet&Violet #screenshot

[barronsblogmedia]

RCCG Enoch Adeboye: "Our Naira is not even worth the paper it is printed on yet our bosses want to beautify it"

Pastor Enoch Adeboye general overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG)  has faulted the planned redesign of the naira by the central Bank of Nigeria. In his sermon during the church November Holy Ghost service captioned "let it rain" Adeboye lamented that the naira is not worth the paper it's been printed on yet those in charge want to beautify it. "you know what's going on in this country. It doesn’t even make sense anymore. right now it's not even worth the paper it is printed on and the people are hungry trying to find enough money to buy bread to eat, our bosses are thinking of making the naira more beautiful even if it can't buy bread at least it will look beautiful. Oh Lord! Have mercy we have problems in this land now. Things seem to be getting funnier and funnier. if you don't learn to laugh in Nigeria now you will develop hypertension. It was recently reported that the Nigerian central bank has planned to redesign the naira notes specifically, they want 1000 500 and 200 naira notes to be entirely different from what it usually used to be. It has also made calls for return of the old naira notes given a fixed date for which it will cease to become a legal tender if the old notes were not returned. The general overseer of RCCG believes this is not a good move as the naira is not even worth the paper it’s been printed on.  He believes the best line of action will be to make policies that will improve the value of naira and not beautifying its facial features. Read the full article

[adultswim2021]

Tom Goes to the Mayor #23: “My Big Cups” | June 5, 2006 – 12:30AM | S02E01

In “My Big Cups”, Tom Peters is selling large plastic cups that fit most of a 2-liter bottle of soda (1.8 to be exact). This product is a modest success. Meanwhile, the Mayor is looking to commission an official town painting to commemorate Jefferton's 30th anniversary and mistakes one of Tom's step-son's macaroni paintings as Tom's work, and offers Tom the opportunity of a lifetime because of it.

“My Big Cups” is a mixed bag. I don't know if it would make my personal top ten list of episodes, but it has one of my all-time favorite jokes. It's during the much-publicized appearance of Sir Mix-a-Lot in a “My Big Cups” commercial. Sir A-Lot is seen guzzling from one of the My Big Cups which has been blown up digitally to appear larger than him, achieved using cheap-looking special effects. The caption at the bottom reads “DO NOT ATTEMPT”.

I actually remembered this one being poor overall, aside from the strong opening featuring said commercial. The commercial is a highlight for the entire series for sure. The rest of the episode is funny, but does have a stretch where it's simply going through the motions of the story. I got the sense that Tim and Eric really struggled with this one.

The story IS absurd and funnier than I remembered: Tom repeatedly corrects the Mayor's assertion that Tom is a brilliant artist by telling him over and over that the painting is actually his step-son's. Tom's pickle is that he has to get his son to create a painting for him, even though the original work that won him the commission was crude and child-like and likely easy to recreate on his own. Tom sweats the fact that he'll be found out. Joy, his wife and the mother of the children Tom is exploiting for art, does get pissed and threatens to expose the whole ruse. The last joke of the episode is that almost everyone looks at the Mayor's art contest with utter disinterest. The high stakes are purely in Tom, the Mayor's and Joy's head. Nobody else cares. There's a gleefully dumb ending gag, where Tom's pager goes off, and the Mayor ushers everyone out of the room thinking it's a fire alarm. Tom: “saved by the bell!”

DVD Commentary on this one explains how they weren't that happy with this episode, and that the story wound up going in a different direction and they didn’t have a ton of time to fix it. Tim also cleared up that he thinks Tom's “My Big Cups” business is actually a pyramid scheme he's involved in and not an actual invention of his own. That never occurred to me, honestly, but it makes perfect sense. Also this episode ends with live-action footage of Dustin Diamond horsing around; originally they were going to  have him play the Tom Goes to the Mayor theme on bass, which he did, but they just liked the footage of him goofing around better. I'm guessing that was originally going to go at the end of the “Bass Fest” episode.

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #tom goes to the mayor