#WHOOPS 😳

[tiny-stack-of-knights]

heheheh hohoho if you thought any of my other gijinka aus were insanely specific wait until you figure out what this one’s about 👍👍👍👍👍

#meta knight #gijinka #my art #it honestly took me so long to decide to start posting stuff for this au here #because it is so insanely niche and removed from the subject matter #but it’s fucking cool so uh hehe #i will (probably) post the refs and context for this au soon if anyone is interested #maybe it’s just because he’s my ✨character of interest✨ but I can’t stop making aus with meta #it’s gotten so bad that I’m worried I won’t ever make OCs again just different au versions of mk #whoops 😳

[planetariumthottie]

i want to be the goodest, prettiest angel girl that you cum to me specifically

#but like…not gonna happen #but i still want it #nsft thoughts #can you tell i’m horny?? #whoops 😳

[mci-writing]

A conversation from earlier about cults in slasher films got me thinking about a cult dedicated to Sukuna that’s been around for ages. In recent years, they worry more about preparing themselves for his next coming and search far for his next vessel. They inevitably come across a young Yuuji and kidnap him, brainwashing him and prepping him to be a proper vessel for Sukuna.

Then, once Yuuji hits 21, the cult surprises him with the gift of an individual draped in white. They’re the most beautiful person he’s ever seen and have been proclaimed to be his bride to be.

#itadori yuuji x reader #itadori yuuji #I may elaborate on this more later 😌 #this is the result of me and my friends talking about cult tropes in slasher franchises like Halloween and Child’s Play 🤧🤧🤧 #the idea hit me while I’m supposed to be working on some college assignments 🫣 whoops #I have a whole au brewing from this idea #like Sukuna has been inhabitating Yuuji from birth in this idea and he tries to tempt him into doing his bidding #but Yuuji’s always like: Erm eat a snicker actually #but with Reader involved it becomes an even harder fight bc Sukuna’s like: They’re yours you can do whatever and Yuuji’s like: Ummmm maybe 😳 #there are a few smaller kinks to work out but ummm yeah that’s the gist

[samarecharm]

Bouncing off my bi ryuji awakening post, im gonna add these tags from it: (separated to make it easier to read)

[#anyway. akira is the guy ever. and ryuji is exploding#‘i have died. badly’#i like thinking of akira like this; hes ryujis first exposure to nb ppl and gnc adjacent stuff#even if akira is p masc by most standards hes still got a bit of. aloofness. about his gender stuffs#ryuji is just really into the way akira carries himself#and it takes him a while to go oh. oh i think its cause i like this dude#um.#😳.

#also i wanted to clarify#but ryujis mom just doesnt know Who akira is in that picture#and in my head hes like. looking down at mona and petting him (while sitting)#(AND hes with ann and theyre both kind of a distance away from the camera)#so at a quick glance; hes just Some Girl#and even though shes wrong; it kicks off the mental chaos olympics in ryujis head#‘what hes not a girl’ to ‘where would she even get that from’ to ‘well akira said himself he didnt rlly care what ppl thought about it’#to ‘well. where DID she get that from?’ to lookin at what his homie does a little closer to ‘aw fuck. man.’#but i love that for him

#ALSO. RYU/GORO IN TAGS…..#but ryuji going oh my GOD oh my godddd 😨😓😓😓 when something clicks in his head about goro#his voice is so practiced and naturally softspoken and his public facing persona is very demure#and once he gets past the initial anger over goro being a pompous prick who shittalks about the thieves. hes like. god fucking dammit.#There Is A Pattern and A Type He Has and Its Killing Him To Realize it.#hes literally sitting in his room w his head in his hands]

Ryuji definitely finds Conventionally Attractive Girls pretty, but he realizes around postgame that he genuinely formed crushes on THREE people; Akira, Makoto, and Goro. And all three of them are people who carry themselves as a bit Soft and Delicate (akira and makoto w their personality and mannerisms, goro w his appearance) while also being deceptively strong. Yusuke WOULD fit into this but hes only strong in the metaverse. Also if u tried to argue that he still finds yusuke pretty, Ryuji would just say ‘yeah duh? Of course???’ and would not elaborate further.

I just think. Its cute 👉🏾👈🏾 Ryuji loves someone whos pretty and capable of knocking him flat on his ass lmao He LOVES a challenge and he likes that they can all challenge him in different ways.

Akira is way stronger than he looks; hes very toned and he used to be quite active before being shipped off to tokyo. And after fighting in the metaverse, hes gotten way better at using an enemies mass and momentum against them. Yeah he can properly knock someone down, but its way easier to let Ryuji charge him and use that momentum to sweep and pin. Which Ryuji remembers vividly for Weeks. Akira is not allowed to spar w him and Makoto for awhile after that.

Makoto is just strong as hell. But shes very defensive, and extremely patient. ‘Ill wait and see before I decide What to do’. Shes got good reaction timing and its hard to catch her offguard. Its very difficult to disorient her so oftentimes, his spars w her are more about endurance. And if he ASKS her to do so, she’ll actually fight him back. He never wins 😭 but she is very patient w him and she doesnt treat him like an idiot. She likes to give him tips and redirect his strengths to make up for his weaknesses and it makes him a bit warm in this chest

Spars w Goro are just fun. Theyre fun! Goro is way more aggressive and reckless than Makoto and Akira. He is looking for openings near constantly and Ryuji has to either keep up or tank hits. Its very. Engaging. For him. Sometimes he loses and Goro is giving him a look so smug, Ryuji wishes he could kick him in his fucking teeth (something he clearly couldnt do bc hes already been knocked flat on his ass). And sometimes he wins, and hes so shocked and HAPPY about it; he doesnt miss the way Goro looks away from him pouting like a brat (‘no fucking way are u POUTING man, what a sore loser 😭’). Goro and his uptight personality is thrown out the window completely and its so fun and refreshing to see. Hes tall and imposing w broad shoulders and toned arms and if Ryuji is staring, he finds himself immediately distracted when Goros cheerful, softspoken voice asks if hes willing to go another round.

I love it 👉🏾👈🏾 Ryujis got a complicated relationship w violence but it helps to have people he trusts engage with it in a way that doesnt make him feel like some brute. Theyre all kind of itching to beat the shit out of things for multiple reasons, but instead of taking that out on each other, they spend time training one another so that they can beat the shit out of OTHER things better. Its an efficient system 😊

#chattin #i dunno how to tag it; dont wanna add ships in here bc theres not alot of NonPego/ryu fans in the pego/ryu tag lol #but ye. ryuji likes a pretty face and he likes getting his ass whooped sometimes #i mean he likes to fight and WIN; he is not trying to roll over like a defenseless tortoise #but he likes the deception a little bit…. #what do u mean ur shitty shirt or sweater is hiding those arms ??? what do u mean u can bench more than ur own weight???? #its insane. #its a little 😳 #also oops i am writing essays in tags again. i will continue to do this im sorry #i just have so many thoughts that dont feel like they fit in the body lol #my approach to the thieves is . they are very angry and prone to violence and violent thoughts #and they have an questionable outlet w the metaverse #BUT #if the metaverse was to poof away; where does that outlet go? #and thats the foundation for my idea of their ‘found-ish family’ #i HATE the actual family stereotype but i am thinking of like #they are bonded in a specific and unique way #and they stick together because of it. no one will understand them as much as they understand each other #i know i mentioned only the four of them #but i am thinking of ALL of them #they are a little gang of their own now lmao if u mess w one u mess w the rest of the hounds #and they all have some warped perspectives on good and ‘evil’ and justice #maybe the others arent as readily capable to physically hurt someone. but they are more than okay with bad and cruel things happening- #-to bad people. #anyway. this post was about ryuji having a thing about getting roughhoused bc hes a rowdy boy #i can see it being something ann teases him about #and definitely as they get older its something that just doesnt leave him. his brain has already made the Connections #i love my homies they beat the shit out of me when i ask them to and vice versa 😊 #naw theyre not really HURTING each other that bad #but its the idea of it 👀 like look at me bearing my weaknesses to u so you can make me a better person

[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is accidentally flicking the light switch off and on really fast and standing there all flustered about it

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#objectum #actually objectum #objectum culture #objectum culture is #its like #whoops sorry didnt mean to... haha... sorry 😳

[raveartts]

babygirl ❤️❤️😊😍🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰✨✨✨✨

#raveartts #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #whoops i'm in my william era again 😍 #i kinda phase in and out of my fnaf era tbh #like i remember william exists sometimes and i go 'oh wait he was hot wasn't he' #i can't draw people well so it's nice that he's suuuch a furry 🥰 #i was rereading TSE graphic novel and he looked like he was about to cream himself in anticipation of getting to wear his fursuit- #he's less hot in the gn than i remember..... #i was disappointed that the movie william wasn't going to be skinny sickly twink william from the gn #but honestly. i think i've changed sides 😳 #regular middle aged dude william > twink tumblr william #though his sickly pallor and fugly little grin had initially captured my heart #matthew lillard kinda slayed #really though. in the end. it's the serial killer aspect that will always draw me in #is a man ever my favorite character if he's NOT a fucked up little serial killer?

[callixton]

the thing is that it’s true that dick turpin reminds me of omfd from the two episodes i’ve seen of each except that i actually like dick turpin and find it compelling and funny etc

#omfd if it was good 😳 #sorry that’s bitchy. to be fair they were trying to accomplish Vastly different things using different formats #it’s just that again. i actually find noel fielding funny. and his queerness is genuine and personal WHOOPS who said that #ted talks #oh i shouldn’t main tag this. #hold on let me take up some space so it doesn’t get pushed to people #omfd ur allowed to like whatever the fuck you want for the record it just wasn’t for me #*fans #noel fielding #dick turpin

[allis-tblr-i-guess]

I love how stories from my youth have affected me as an adult...

"If You Give A Moose A Muffin"...

"If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"...

"If You Give A Pig A Party"...

"If You Give A Cannibal A Trainee" 😏

#clannibal #hannibal lecter #silence of the lambs #clarice starling #hannibal x clarice #happyendingforclannibal #who woulda thunk? #Crawford: whoops 😬 #Chilton: whoops 😳 #Krendler: 😵

[stardustedknuckles]

Me: I mean I don't feel depressed really, just low on energy and a bit cranky, but I'll try taking the vitamin D anyway simply because I know we haven't seen the sun in two weeks, if not more.

Me: *staring at Instagram videos of faraway places and daydreaming, feeling something*

Me: *writing 1.5k yasha werewolf au before work*

Me: but like what if I did make it a priority to find a place to swim that's convenient and affordable...

#😳 #Whoops #Like it could be coincidence sure but the writing this morning felt especially good

[kind-of-a-shitty-wizard]

Tell me about jeeves and wooster like you're a car salesman (I want to get into it now because of you 🤝 just curious what to look for and where, share your mighty old man yaoi wisdom)

HELLO !! AAA tysm for the ask... id be delighted to give a rec to the ceo of old man yaoi herself lol, im putting on my best car salesman voice!! :D

okok so. this car is for you. i remember you mentioning that u like characters who are competent / good advice-givers / surrounded by idiots but arent leaders themselves, and this is jeeves in spades teeheee...

he and bertie wooster are from the series by P. G. Wodehouse set in the 1920s-1930s about this well-meaning dorky guy who keeps getting into trouble (thats bertie) and his amazingly competent valet (jeeves!!!!) - and their dynamic is amazing. it's a little more lighthearted than sheo/haskill or butler/craftsman i think but you may still like it :D

jeeves is so much more competent and intelligent than bertie but always has bertie's best interests at heart. they still have little spats over silly things, like bertie's ugly ties, so jeeves gets to have his prissy little "very good sir 😒" moments <33

the books (all free on Gutenberg) can be read in any order and the tv show episodes (all on Youtube) can be watched in any order :] so u can jump around to see what u like, but if i were to recommend a specific place to begin, it would be this wonderfully-edited video that sums up their dynamic, so u can see if it might be up ur alley:

if u wanted to start w the books id actually give an unorthodox rec which is the short story Bertie Changes His Mind, cos it's brief, it's the only story from the perspective of jeeves, and it offers so much insight into their relationship. and tbh its very gay and basically reads as though it was written by haskill

(^ me revealing the fact that that i got into J&W bc of haskill... the haskill-to-any-other-snarky-butler-character pipeline is so real. plus haskill and sheogorath have been compared to jeeves and wooster sooo <3)

OK THATS IT... thank you sm for the ask i got extremely carried away i just love these two fr <33

#u dont have to click on all those links btw i just put them in there for ease of access :P #yeah..... thats about all i can say short of just rambling about how neat jeeves is for 459589 hours 😳 #hes my babygirl hes my favorite old man he quotes poetry.... #he's knocked someone out with sedatives and with a club... he's impeccably polite he's wildly intelligent and also kind of manipulative #and even though bertie irks him sometimes jeeves always is loyal to him <3 #jeeves and wooster are the type to find each other in every lifetime theyre practically married and even other characters know it!! #theyre canonically. sigh. not that old... so idk if its old man yaoi per se but i Pretend i Do Not See. it scratches a similar itch i swear #in my head jeeves is a stately older gentleman with lines around his eyes !! #<- also to be perfectly honest the 1920s suits kill me /positive. i love mens formalwear. and jeeves wears an apron sometimes.... whew #ask #WHOOPS I WROTE... A LOTTT.... TY FOR THE ASK LMFAOO <333 #i love my old men yaoi mutuals <333333 we are all shaking hands #jeeves and wooster

[uhohdad]

tysm for 1k followers 🥺 y’all are my favorite and i’m glad you guys are enjoying my silly goofy stories about our imaginary cod boyfriends 🫶🏻 🥰

#also the octo konig fic hit 5k notes today too 😳 #y’all saw that 👀 #whoops #working on a spooky werewolf fic for halloween to keep with the monster fucker trend #uhohspeaks

[dayone-ish]

solo sikoa you are too pretty to be in the lame ass bloodline I’m begging you to do literally anything else

#he could whoop so much ass alone #also him talking for once???? 😳😳😳 #ummmmm hai solo *twirls hair* #wwe #wwe smackdown #solo sikoa

[theclaravoyant]

Oluwande trying to be helpful I love him. Oh I’m filing by weight! I lined up the little ships that were all over that table. Oh look at this little wooden thing with the beads, cool!

#when stede picks up the abacus and he’s just like 😳 #EXNAY #oluwande #I love him your honour #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #he’s lost custody of the brain cell whoops #china eucalyptus 😆 ilysm

[courtpheasent]

My hand slipped its colored now.

#I also headcannon both of them are ace but couldn’t figure out how to word that they’re both ace and trans so I just used the scientist one #I still don’t know how to draw ford he looks. weird #got fiddles down tho UwU #new blorbo alert! #I was drawing him like 😳😳😳 #caught feelings whoops #anyway! #gravity falls #my art #fiddleford #ford #bill cypher #shit post

[woodsfae]

excuse me while I go perish of embarassment (phone jumped to pictures of my titties while I was showing my friend donkey training videos)

#i'll get over it #but #whoops #😳 #woodsfae

[fowlaroundtown]

Uh. I made a bad future Hypno fic based off a buddy of mine’s headcannons. Take this.

Alternate color scheme because I couldn’t figure out which I liked more:

#so um. #did not mean to make him kinda a dilf I’m sorry #oh god I’m sorry #he’s a little 😳😳😳😳😳 #whoops #anyway #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #hypno rottmnt #tw smoking #bad future #my fics #my art