#WHY AM I SO TIRED ISTG

[silenthillbunni]

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#oooof... sleep was rough bc my face was super itchy. all of a sudden i got rashes in my face yesterday ?!?!? i have NEVER gotten that wtffff #hopefully it's just temporary nd will go away. it's still a tiny bit itchy but not as bad as yesterday :o #istg my life is a JOKE!!!! a joke!!!! rashes?!? what? maybe stress nd anxiety?? idk it's wild tho i cant deal w this #so i couldnt really fall asleep but i rested for a few hours #then i got up. took my dog out. had oatmeal. called the surgeron clinic. #and like... i told them abt my weight and they said im underweight?! and that my bmi is 18.9 and u need to have 19.... #i told her that i cant gain weight bc i cant eat anything. that i cant have more fat than i already do bc then it hurts too much #she said she'll talk to the anesthesia doctors and call me later. she hasnt called yet #i rlly hope they understand the situation?? and that i can still have my surgery bc what else am i supposed to do??? #ughhhh why cant anything ever just be easy and smooth for me?? #i am sooooo tired of all these hardships piling on top of eo #then i walked to school.. took me an hour and im spent now bc im so weak nd malnutrioned skskskks #and im in class... it's a long one. still more than an hour left :'( my head hurts #ugh i just wanna be fine for once in my life #but yeah im like 75% thru all the hard things i need to do today #just need to finish class nd then walk home nd then hopefully get a call back and then i can relax (as much as i can lol) #i hope the itching goes down (still wtf is my body doing? i have no patience for it anymore) nd i hope im not too underweight for surgery om

[your-average-art-dealer]

Having a Neurotypical friend when being Neurodivergent is such a draining and disheartening experience sometimes

for example, I am a person who engages in a lot of fandoms and likes to make art of those fandoms and such. I have a friend who I'm like 99% sure is neurotypical (I say 99% cause they could pull a fast one on me one day) and when I'm all excited about a new art piece I've made of a new fandom I've found or heck maybe even a current fandom or an old fandom I'm revisiting, I'll be getting ready to show the art and be all like "hey look at this art, I'm really proud of it, it's of *insert character from fandom/game/book/series* and then I start to pull up the art or show them the page and the immediate response from them is: *heavy sigh* "again..?" or "really, (my name)?". And I just UGH.

Externally I'm all "YES, just look!" pretending to be still excited when internally I've just been deflated and died a little inside I guess?

Is it a hassle to just look for a few seconds, say "Looks good" and go back to what you're doing? you don't even have to show any emotion while saying it cause I know the struggle of difficulty showing expression but just anything even slightly positive would be so nice! so nice...

#neurodivergent #neurodiverse stuff #neurodiversity #neurotypical #Art-Dealer Ramblings #i just don't get it #Aren't they supposed to be the ones who always know how to socially interact really well? #am I being irrational? #Does my excitement just tire people out that much? #Istg this is why I never want to talk to people anymore or even feel excited anymore #nobody shares my enthusiasm for things I enjoy so why should I get excited about them in front of these people?

[wishmemel]

the way my page has regressed to me just trying to keep up with my moots — i am sooo tired rn n just trying to make sure everyone else is doing well <33

#that’s why this will never just be a writing blog istg #i have so many drafts in my notes n no motivation to any of them #i pulled an all nighter yesterday jusy for my test today n ended up feeling so dizzy at school that i had to leave BEFORE THE TEST #ya i’m upset but it’s okay i emailed my teacher n now i get more time to study !! #but i crashed as soon as i got home n just woke up from a 10 hour nap #i needed that sooo badly cause i am so burnt out rn istg if the school system doesn’t just abolish itself #anyway i hope everyone else is doing well n good — even if i’m not super active on here i wanted to keep up with moots #don’t forget me !! #i’ll be more active once i’m less tired i swear #꒰ soon you'll get better. ꒱

[kavehater]

I wish I could inject pasilyo into my brain so I can have permanent happiness

#There’s this specific part of the song #It srsly alters my brain chemistry #Anyways #i hate tumblr sm #Idk like I Gen hate being on here sm #No matter what account I make no matter if I tell ppl about it whether I don’t tell ppl I just hate this place soooo much #Like if I have a following it sucks because it’s rlly lonely if I don’t it’s still lonely and then if there’s nobody at all it’s lonely #Loneliness is what got me to discord boy so like :D #The fact I am genuinely missing him sm I’m gonna krill myself 😻🙏 #Also I think I hate talking to minors cause these kids be letting themselves get groomed all the time I’m so tired of seeing it #The creep in my course is being so weird to Raisa who is a minor … I can’t help but think it’s all my fault … I invited her to the pharm gc #To show her how messy it was …. #I didn’t expect her to follow and accept requests of everyone … #Anyways I just am so annoyed. Like I wish I could have one person just one where I can be confident in being their no.1 but every time I th #Think I’m maybe somewhere high up on someone’s list of important ppl I realise I overestimated my position even tho I’m rlly self conscious #And being myself down over that. Also I still hate Eid. I hate Eid sm. How do ppl genuinely enjoy Eid. Idk if I’ve ever been excited for Ei #It’s like I’m just suddenly getting more sick of ppl by the day. I Gen don’t like talking to ppl at all even tho I used to rely on talking #To others like its sustenance now it’s just such a hassle to me because I’m so sick of being unimportant to literally every single person I #Have ever known. Literally everyone except maybe dahlia idk. the only person who has never gotten mad/snapped at me o is dahlia #And knowing my luck that will soon be taken from me too. Anyways good riddance to tumblr i loathe this site and im sick of the mind games #All the time from just existing on here. Gen makes me feel ill. I’m so sick of that girl I like and sick of everyone. The only time ppl car #Is when I cause a scene. And ykw atp I loathe being showed sympathy and pity for these sorts of posts because it just feels like a big joke #Cause why couldn’t you just care when I was fine. Why do you ONLY care when I’ve had enough of your bad behaviour. How does one make someon #Like me go mad with all these things #Istg if I come back to this dumb site whether to this acc to the tora one or my other account everyone has permission to beat me up. #dora daily #Tldr;I HATE ppl and everyone ever + I’m just sick of pretending like everyone doesn’t suck cause how can ppl be so insufferable intolerable #Insane horrible in every way and ppl like them. How do they live with themselves when they’re this aggravating. Every day I hate ppl more #Because their mannerisms their everything is just so embarrassing. #Essay tags 😻😻😻

[littlx-songbxrd]

If i had a nickle every time i offered to find the girl i liked a gf id have four nickles

Which isnt a lot but its weird i keep doing it

#istg im so tired i might just tell her to date me at this point #if youre so desperate for attention BESTIE I HAVE POEMS ABOUT YOU LIKE DHDHFBF WTF #why did i agree to look for a gf for her #why am i actually doing it #fuck #just fuck everything im gonna do my hw

[snekdood]

Im so tired of acting the way i think some ppl on here think i should act. Im tired of assuming theyre seeing me through the lens my ex provides for them. Im tired of feeling like nothing i say or do matters anyways because people have made up their mind about me and refuse to try to see me in another light. I know who I am and I know what im like and im tired of trying to almost essentially help people see me change my behavior for the better from something i never even was? Because i guess i feel like if i act like most people dont know about the issues between me and my ex that means other people will think im just *pretending nothing is wrong or happening*. It feels like i cant win either way. I cant play pretend as this horrible person whos trying to reform and have people allow me the chance to actually change and recognize that change and i cant also be myself and just know myself without people thinking im just ignoring this thing that isnt even a thing i need to work on or ever even fucking did. Im so tired of feeling convinced that other people are convinced im horrible and having to work from there and having to try to navigate that situation and get someone to see my side of things because ive just come to the conclusion that some people just will refuse to and idk. Theres nothing i can do in this situation. I just know i didnt deserve any of it.

#im like one of the most careful fucking people in the world istg #even before all of this but now especially after this bc im operating under the assumption that ppl see me as if im not #i almost feel brainwashed by what i think others perception of me is like online. #and then i try to go through the steps i think someone who did fo those things would do. or as if i did do those things and what id do #in that situation afterward. but i didnt do those things. and i dont need to live and operate as if i did to prove to other ppl i have the #emotional and mental maturity that i do #i dont need to sit here and let people gaslight me into their perception of me or at least what i think it is #i am such a good stinky lil guy. its people like my ex and the people around them online that brought out all this bitterness in me. #i resent those people so much. and i cant help but feel like theyre all stalking me still all the time. they want me to live like that too #like im in a panopticon. but this is what im saying- if i move on like i know myself and operate as myself the way ik myself #THOSE PEOPLE will come around and then act like im ignoring the situation with my ex and 'trying to escape responsibility' #i dont know why i feel so obedient to their perception. i mean i guess i know why like probably bc of my brother pushing me into a box #and me feeling like i have to stay in there or be abused. i feel the same way with my ex- if i dont act like ive been in the box they put #me in this whole time then they are going to get mad at me and try to come after me more i feel like. #i feel like thats when theyre really going to try to sic their followers or friends after me. #idk but im going to stop. i dont care how you see me. its not real. its not true. it never was. i was abused by this person and thats the #final truth about it. im not saying i couldnt have been reactively abusive sometimes with them but all the things they say i did #that they did to me but say i did but x10 worse? no. fuck off. thats not fucking me. you DONT KNOW ME. YOU HAVENT BEEN AROUND ME #ALL MY LIFE GROWING UP. IF YOU KNEW ME YOU WOULD KNOW ID NEVER DO THAT SHIT. YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW THAT. #which is why i know you dont know me. none of you do. im tired of operating the way i think you want me to. #im tired of trying to empathize with people i dont want to LIKE my ex or my brother or my sister or my dad #im tired of trying to see things the way they do. how my ex is probably just this dumb scared kid inside who does dumb shit and doesnt #think about the consequences and doesnt care about the consequences of their actions because their only priority is #self preservation. like i dont care. i understand but i dont care. they still hurt me. they still did what they did to me. #they still know they did something wrong otherwise they wouldnt have started this whole smear campaign. #im tired of trying to sympathize with them. give them a million chances to change. do what i can to encourage them to actually have empathy #even towards the people they hurt and like to smear. #because they dont do the same for me. i know. i know theyre still shit talking me. i know they cant stop because if they did theyd have to #have more empathy about me on a whole lot of things they dont want to think about bc they dont want to feel about how they treated me #and continue to treat me by keeping up this narrative abt me online. they dont give a fuck so why am i extending so much to them.

[iholli]

antis be like weh how dare you do this thing !! so obnoxiously now that I never see the content they're so pressed about and I only know about this "problematic" stuff because antis won't shut up about it. bitch now I am going to disagree with you out of spite !! go outside !!

#WHY ARE THEY SO. PROMINENT. #it's always like the same five people making 753686865774 posts but they're fucking LOUD #bitch dime of us just want to consume media with funky animation and good character development !! #why don't u go eat some grass !! get off pearl clutcher facebook or twit or w/e for two minutes !! #when are we going to start telling antis they sound like cultic religious fanatics bc they fucking do #i am tired #'dime' istg i meant some but i ain't fixing it #ratkingdiscourse #anti anti #AND I DON'T EVEN CARE FOR THE 'PROBLEMATIC' STUFF MYSELF BUT Y'ALL SHIT 🙄🙄 #ik talking about it myself doesn't help matters but we all need to vent abt it yk

[qualityrain]

*insert that one tweet about how all vampires are gay there is no such thing as a straight vampire here*

#girl i am so tired #aroace alice because i deserve the batshit unhinged evil aroace rep #like its only ok when i say so!!!!/j #i spent five hours drawing a ceci and carm one like the alice one but literally i cannot #i am so tired. So chibi ig. #but somehow ceci makes me lose half my lifespan everytime i draw him istg #why is it so hard #my left hand fingers started tingling and numbing and my wrist hurted #so rip to me #anyway. aroace alice agenda. #you can rip pan carm out of my cold dead hands #there was no gender specification for her marriage condition and thats all i need to slap pan on her #yeah all ace because im aroace and i project shut up #idk why brain said ceci greyro but in the way where u dont get romantic feelings often? #also idt ceci is straight i just dunno the romantic orientation #also greyro is also projection cos i used to identify as it #yeah its all projection shhhhh #noooo u dont understand i fought through three days worth of romantic repulsion #two different sketches of ceci and carm and yet #im still very repulsed rn and isjsjjsksks #urgh it feels ass #what being a romance enjoyer and being romance repuled does to u ig #im not even going to tag this that properly like my anxiety is going haywire its 1am im tired my hands hurt #my art #doodle #doodles #mlbb alice #mlbb carmilla #mlbb cecilion #dont come wfter me this is just projection yall so lucky i dont project gender

[themagnificentmx]

this is the worst possible time for me to be overthinking

#it’s resolved now bc they responded to me #but like wjrhdhwhs Why am i so sensitive today #im tired of my shit this is. exhausting #i Know it’s the horribly unmediated mental illnesses #but it still sucks #i need better emotional regulation techniques istg #don’t wanna overthink every time i don’t get an immediate response w/o prior explanation of absence #but here i am :))))))))

[goredinner]

Okay ik I said I wouldn't but I think I need to break up with him. I am tired lol and I dont think I can do it anymore being the only one wanting more and like idk lmao im afraid im going to be making a huge mistake bc what if I just dont understand him or what if im making a big deal out of it like I always do bc I overthink so much and its funny bc he acknowledges that fact but he still never explains things in detail to make sure I dont overthink yk its just little things like that. Things he does and doesn't do like that and lack of communication and avoidant behavior. He is clearly not a good fit for me no matter how much I try to change. Why was I trying to change at all just so he can handle me? And its all been for nothing and I shouldve quit while I was ahead instead of thinking I could keep doing this for the long run as if somehow things will get better ever

#i cant even ask anything of him bc ik if i do he'll probably just admit that it would be better to let him go lol #ik he doesnt want to hurt me and he probably knows hes never going to be able to give me what i want or need #so he will probably just let me go as well and it'll be sm easier for him than it is for me #and im gonna be fucked up for months grieving and he'll be fine #why i havent done it bc ik im gonna be a mess lmfao #it is such a giant fucking joke lol that im such a huge mess over him and he just wants to be friends #i honestly dont understand him #i dont understand any of this #why i have to be like this and why shit is the way it is why cant i be less emotional and be more detached instead #idk what to do #i dont want to bother him either #so should i just try to fall off slowly so he doesnt notice #would he notice #this whole things sucks lol #ive been trying to keep it together today while trying to think of the best way to go about it #despite typing all of this im probably still going to remain passive and pretend im fine with how things are even tho its draining as fuck #and im wasting my time remaining loyal to someone like that for nothing in return #why cant i just see him as a friend and keep getting along with him #i dont want to hurt like this its too much and i feel stupid for not being able to control how i feel and blowing it out of proportion #me and my huge fucking feelings and to anybody else it would probably seem like not that big of a deal maybe like am i just being dramatic #questioning myself like this is why i choose to remain passive bc im insane and i cant trust my own judgment istg #IM SO FUCKING TIRED OH MY GOD FUCK CANT I JUST BE NORMAL PLEASE IM TIRED #so tired of crying just stop already #fucking christ i wish it would all just go away #im tired im tired im tired im tired im tired om fucking rired fuck #i think i wish that i never met him tbh lol maybe i'd be doing better maybe i'd be more focused on myself maybe i'd have found someone else #that would love me the same way i do #i doubt it. i'd probably still be stuck in one way or another and still just as tired and wanting to give up

[brokenyouth]

imagine someone constantly pushing you away and then blaming it on you when you finally decide you had enough and want to leave

#this happened to my buddy (me) #i know i wasn't a saint but how am i the only one to blame for things going wrong #at the end i really didn't feel like explaining myself any further maybe i should have but i was so tired of repeating myself #and it sucks bc i hate misunderstandings and what else but lol #every high of that relationship was followed by the lowest low #every time that person showed me they cared they would later do something that would make me feel like i was only a second choice for them #perhaps they didn't know they were hurting me with their actions but it's not like i didn't let them know many times before that they did #which is why i can't look back at the situation with anything but remorse and sadness #and istg every time we got closer it almost felt like they would do things that they knew would upset me so i would leave them alone #so how am i the villain for leaving isn't that wht they wanted or was i just supposed to stay there until they decided they wanted me again #that was the main thing and my last straw was that they didn't even remember my birthday #sorry for this very random very personal post lol #txt

[delicris]

i'm so tired of not feeling good enough

#tw vent #once again in the tags i've been miserable this past week or so #maybe even the entirety of october but last week has really been something else and this is the result of it and i hate it here #i feel like i keep on trying and life just laughs straight into my face every time #i always end up feeling like the villain of the story no matter how awful someone treats me and i don't want to be like that #there's always this feeling that comes with questioning how kind i think i am vs how kind i actually am #because at the end of the day maybe i really am just terrible to be around and that's why people leave #i don't know anymore i just want people to be honest w me even if it hurts #why does it always have to be me? why do i have to take the initiative? why does it keep happening again and again? #i look like an absolute asshole to most people because it's always me who ends things #and the fact that those people treated me like a piece of shit suddenly doesn't matter because no one fucking cares #it was me who ended things therefore i'm the one who fucked up #... #just be fucking honest with me istg #i always say that to people #to just be honest with me that i'd rather know from them and hear them out than do whatever it is that could come from not being honest #and yet no one ever is #and then it all explodes and i can see that it could've been avoided that we could've talked like people fucking do #but i guess not #for fuck's sake i'm so tired #just so fucking tired

[rottedmolarx]

i just got so fucking excited about ghost that i stopped breathing

just thought everyone should know 🫶🏽

#i dont know why this happens #sometimes i will just stop breathing if i get too excited about something #its 3 am i should be asleep rn #anyway #i think i’ll try to go to sleep now #or something #i cant draw right now #i hope i get a fucking cpap soon #because even when i do sleep i dont get ANY rest istg #so much ahit is going on medically and i just. am tired of it lmao #insurance can suck a fat one amirite? #anyway ill shut up now #at least i have ghost (the band) #if you have ghost you have everything <3

[ne0nlightzz]

CW: oddly aggressive self-directed criticism cuz im a dumbass with temper issues and lack of responsibility regarding my writing? also just a ranty rant cuz im kinda stressed out over random shitz- idk if this needs cw but here we go- also does this count as a progress update? again i dunno-

so i should be writing or at least working on requests- but after writing a whole chapter 5 of DFTS [the creepypasta x ftm!reader ive been writing] to the point that only touch ups, editing and double checking for major grammar/spelling errors was needed but then deciding i didn't like how it was written and felt it was a bit to cliché i went and deleted nearly the whole chapter [when it wasn't exactly that bad nor did it mess with/alter the plot that much and was fine since its just a filler chapter anyway] and decided to basically start from scratch.

normally this isn't that big of a deal, ive done it plenty of times with this story because not only do i want others to like it and enjoy the story, i also want to personally like it and enjoy writing the story, so again not really that big of a deal right? yeah that would be if i didn't procrastinate and put it off for like FOUR+ FREAKIN MONTHS- ive been working on that part little by little for like over four months because i went through a writer's block n health issues and family issues and setbacks cuz my life is just a total shitshow but i just deleted four+ months of on and off work cuz i didn't like it- AND IM SUPPOSED TO POST MONTHLY- and ykw i don't have time for a dumb lil personal dislike of a mostly decent FILLER CHAPTER- [not even a super important chapter!!] cuz i have school shit to do and requests to write and a deadline for the next part of another story ive been writing [that i have to get written, edited and posted before october cuz once its october it'll be a year since i update and whenever i update a year later i always lose hope for the story-].

i lost where i was going with this rant but im highly considering closing requests until i can get what is in my inbox written and posted along with at least one of my other works updated- i dunno i might just go try to figure out how to scene kid/emo-fy my furby and see if thats less stressful- [i say as i got mad paint a shelf last week- even simple projects are driving me insane and aren't going well- n imma stop ranting now cuz omfg why did i type so much- ALSO REQS ARENT ACTUALLY CLOSED- IF I CLOSE REQS I WILL MAKE THAT ITS OWN POST-]

[btw nothing negative or anything towards anyone whos sent reqs, i love getting them n they make me happy and usually help motivate me! im just stressed with myself for procrastinating so much with writing and pushing it all off for so long and also for not trying to push through that writers block sooner- also just with school cuz i skipped out over the summer which was supposed to be used as time for me to catch up and also just stressed and angry as my shitshow of a life for never calming down or giving me or my family a break, like i haven't solidly worked on a hobby and enjoyed it in a while- mk imma stop the dumb rant again cuz i need to stop and go calm the hell down and take my focus off of writing n all for a lil bit-]

#ne0nlightzz rantz #idk man #trans writers #fanfic writer #writing community #im dumb asf istg #wtf am i even doing #why is writing so hard #sometimes #why is it so stressful #at times too #im stressed #requests are open #idk what else to tag #idk anymore #im tired #and my furby is going to be a scene furby now

[deirakizuna]

Guess who just lost the Fuyuki OC reference sheet because for some reason medibang decided to restore a previous version of the project leaving me unable to get it back no matter what i do, so now i gotta re-do it from scratch

#i am so close to losing my mind i am telling you that much #twst fuyuki #fuyuki twst #twst oc #it was so close to being done and it was beautiful why must you hurt me this way #at least i managed to screenshot one part of the drawing but it's literally just a corner so #90% of my work on Fuyuki's reference sheet is gone #in my fury i decided to draw the wolf from pib the last wish so. at least i got that absolute 5 course meal of a wolf to admire #i am so tired istg

[love-belle]

today and tomorrow and every day after that !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their fall-in-love-again era is them pretending as if they haven't already made it till forever.

or

for when it'll be them today, tomorrow and then a day after that. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // max verstappen x fem!reader

prequel - i should hate you ⋆·˚ ༘ *

warnings - language

author's note - it's 3am and im tired. thank u and i hope u like it <3

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danielricciardo as if you're not literally sitting on her lap right now

-> maxverstappen1 she tripped me

-> yourusername u literally told me that u would commit heinous crimes if i didn't let u sit on my lap

-> maxverstappen1 you tripped me

-> username i need to put his brain under a microscope and js SEE

-> username no bc how he goes from point a to point b needs to be scientifically studied

username don't mind me js going crazy over the fact that my parents MAY be married

yourusername u told me that i was the one who should propose

-> maxverstappen1 yes

-> yourusername and then snatched my ring and proposed to ME with MY ring

-> maxverstappen1 yes

-> yourusername yeah lemme js 🧠🔬

yourusername in any case, the answer would be fuck no ❤️

-> maxverstappen1 i'm calling christian and telling him that you're bullying his first driver.

yourusername IT'S A LOVE STORY BABY JS SAY YES!!!!!!!! (yes)

-> maxverstappen1 uh, i already asked charles_leclerc so...

-> charles_leclerc sorry

-> yourusername homwrecker

-> charles_leclerc there was no home to wreck

-> yourusername yeah i'll js sing boyfriend by dove cameron to alex instead

username this comments section is what keeps me up at night

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yourusername babygirl u are a very freak and strange. i am deeply in love with u. all jokes aside, we made it. i know we got married like weeks ago but marrying u like FOR REAL has been the most beautiful moment of my life. i wanna spend everyday with u, in this life and all the others. vegas was a trip but even then, it was perfect with u, the one i was marrying and as taylor swift said "i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings" or in our case, $1 rings from the vending machine. i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u". i wanna dance in the kitchen with u. i wanna look back after decades at all these memories and laugh, knowing that my now-self made the best decision. i love u even if u have me saved as "DO NOT ANSWER ❌" in ur phone. i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce).

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username give me a minute. or a year

username hahahahahahaha PAUSE.

username no bc i missed the WHOLE BOOK instead of chapters

username and this is how they managed to break the f1 fandom

username PLEASE IM CRYING WHATCTYENFUCK

username they 😭 got 😭 married 😭

username IM CRYING WHATTTEYEGDHDJD

carmenmmundt all my love to both of you !! i love you and you deserve nothing but happiness 🤍 thank you so much for letting me be a part of your special day

-> yourusername carmen 🤍🤍🤍 u own my heart and thank UUUUUU for being a part of my big day

username "i think forever would be nice with u or till death do us apart (or someone in a suit if this escalates to a divorce)" y/n y/l/n how does it feel to be the most hilarious person ever 🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤

username im in SHAMBLES rn what the fuck

username someone sedate me bc there's NO way this is real

landonorris good luck because he's with you till you decompose

-> maxverstappen1 i'll go with her into the afterlife too like who the fuck she trying to meet there

-> yourusername bold of u to assume you'd even get in

-> maxverstappen1 is this what married life is like???

username i am unwell

username "i wanna go to museums with u and point to pictures with weird guys and say "that's u"" THIS IS TRUE LOVE

username and adding onto my 262728292 reasons

username the caption has me shaking on the floor gasping for breath

username i have PRAYED for times like these

username FUCJ YESHSHHSJSJSJS

danielricciardo the best night even though i don't remember any of it

-> yourusername u tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying "it's set in stone now"

-> danielricciardo doing god's work

-> username no bc y/nmax nation would be in RUINS if it weren't for daniel

username sobbing they're soooo parents now it's crazy

username i js woke up whatcthebfufk

username AHSHSJJKKSSKAKSJSJKS

maxverstappen1 never changing your contact name

-> yourusername this is so not sexie new husband of u

maxverstappen1 we look lovely

-> yourusername yes we do

maxverstappen1 mrs. y/l/n-verstappen

-> yourusername mr. verstappen-y/l/n

username YELLING THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY

username screeching when will it be my turn

username never ever ever getting over this caption

username this will go down in history for YEARS to come

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maxverstappen1 never really did sappy posts but this means the world to me and i guess there's a first (???) time for everything. all i can say is that i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow. and i think, there's nothing more lovelier than that. you once told me that i deserved the world, i hope we get to see it together. i wanna hear how your day was, today and tomorrow and every day after that. but before getting to all those tomorrows, here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment.

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username shut up and think about what u did

username i can't cry im in class WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ME

username no bc this is literally my last straw ENOUGH

username "here's to our forever that's summed up for me in a small moment" THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AND IT MADE ME SOB

username no bc he had no RIGHT to post this

username girlypop im still recovering from y/n's post give me 4-5 business years

username not cool max verstappen not COOL.

username tears are streaming down my face what the actual fuck

landonorris okay i shed a few tears

-> maxverstappen1 mate you were sobbing while giving your speech

-> landonorris I SUFFERED THE MOST OKAY

-> username no bc lando is their ACTUAL child of divorce

username this is ASTRONOMICAL like this is INSANE

username the bar is so high it js looks like a dash at this point

username everyone go home. max js won

-> maxverstappen1 winning on and off track

-> yourusername u cried when i beat u in mario kart

-> maxverstappen1 I CAN'T DRIVE

-> yourusername UR A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER

username further proof of if he wanted to he would

username "i truly cannot wait to spend all my days with you and go to sleep thinking that i can't wait to do it again tomorrow" js take me swiftly and now

username IN LOVE WITH THEIR WEDDING AESTHETIC LIKE IT EATS SO HARD

username i've prayed for times like these ❤️

charles_leclerc can't believe you would cheat on me

-> maxverstappen1 might just leave her for you

-> yourusername is this a bad time to tell u both that im already seeing someone???? alexandrasaintmleux

-> alexandrasaintmleux my angel ❤️

-> charles_leclerc wait a minute

-> maxverstappen1 now hold on

username live for men are unapologetically in love with their partners like there's nothing more sexy than that

username liar every single post abt y/n has been a sappy post

-> maxverstappen1 she holds me hostage every time

-> yourusername divorce papers look so sexy rn

username IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG JOURNEY Y'ALL WE MADE IT

username my babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

danielricciardo tell lando i'm the godfather

-> landonorris he WON'T because you're NOT

-> maxverstappen1 guys we don't even have a baby

-> danielricciardo obviously we're talking about the future. your swimmers ain't THAT competitive unlike you

-> yourusername BAHAHAHAHA PLEASE UR SO WRONG FOR THAT

-> maxverstappen1 and you're officially out of the godfather contestants

username need a documentary on this like my life depends on this bc it DOES

username i never will be moving on from this post

yourusername i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u

-> maxverstappen1 likewise

-> yourusername yeah i'll just

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yourusername ty

-> maxverstappen1 have a sense of humour

-> yourusername i married u what's funnier than THAT

-> username CLEARED HIM

-> username LFMSOAOAOAO

yourusername nice caption, wonder who edited it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

-> maxverstappen1 i don't know, this girl who follows me everywhere and calls me maximus

-> yourusername she sounds cute

-> maxverstappen1 yeah, she really is

yourusername nvm idgaf I LOVEEEEEE YOU

-> maxverstappen1 i love you more

yourusername husband

-> maxverstappen1 wife

username giggling rn im sooooo happy

username i will show this to my kids

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