#WHY COULDNT ANYBODY ELSE!?

[babydarkstar]

so many griddlehark doomers on this website. smh my head…….theyre doomed by fate AND the narrative to be intrinsically intertwined no matter what. i cannot conceive of a finished locked tomb series where theyre not lying dead in each other’s arms or existing together in some fugue state of unbeing. not even death can separate the lesbians that scratch each other bloody and then cry in each other’s arms. they have been fated to orbit one another literally since their conception. one flesh one end, bitch.

#also harrow literally lobotomized to forget gideon and she still couldnt in the end #anyways i often think abt the whole #‘i gave you my whole life and you didnt even want it’ #and the thing is like. yeah gideon. she didnt want it because she never wanted to lose YOU who was attached to it #you who she just bonded with. has had a very tumultuous girlbestfriend situationship with #when i think abt how young they are i fucking scream #this is why i hate john gaius. insane man. kill him to death alecto #tlt #griddlehark #tlt spoilers #anyways. thinking about the saddest girl in the whole world tonight :( #this is a john gaius HATE account all my homies HATE john gaius #anyways. why is everybody so so scared that theyre going to have a terrible endgame #baby theyve already been falling through a terrible endgame thru the duration of their entire existence #i will say. if harrowhark ends up with anybody else i’ll have to off myself #i support womens wrongs but ianthe can go be wrong somewhere far away from harrow #im about to go through the entire series again so i can screenshot and prove why im right about this #theres a narrative thread to follow #and never once have i been afraid of them not finding their way back to each other #the thing is like. above everything. these girls exist to orbit each other #gideon thinking harrow is her past when harrow has always been her present and her future #harrow thinking gideon’s death will be her undoing #because to harrow. gideon is unable to die. she WOULDNT die for so long #and when she found something to die for. she went to it with her whole being #but heres the thing. one flesh one end is more than just becoming one body and dying one death #idk im incoherent i need to talk abt this in a post instead of tags #i will. soon

[mcybree]

Scott in Scars video was high-key trying to guilt trip him the whole time

Like "we were allies at the start, how could you turn on me scar. Why are you doing this😢😢😢😢"

As if he hadn't been barely more than an acquaintance Scar. As if he'd actually been there for him when Scar has been alone the whole season. As if this isn't a death game and in the end it's every player for themselves

I hate him so much (affectionate)

NO LITERALLY the entitlement goes crazyyyy…

The specific quotes I noted were “Scar remember I gave you a sword and was your best ally the entire time?” and “I did so much for you” among other things (you shouldn’t have betrayed me etc etc) which. yes, scott gave him a sword one time. that’s it. It was very nice of him to do that, but I wouldnt call it “best ally the entire time” material.

It’s very reminiscent of earlier in the season when Scott was trying to bargain for diamonds from Scar as part of a task, and then Scar burnt the only diamond he had in front of him. It wasn’t that deep but Scott was so offended that he went and told three different people that Scar was mean to him, and later confronted Scar personally about it (to which Scar stunned him silent by bringing up the whole stealing Lizzie’s spine thing). Scott has personal difficulty believing anybody would want to be mean to him, so anytime people aren’t nice to him in a way he can’t rationalize away he stews on it and makes it out to be way deeper than it actually is. Like. Okay for example if a stranger came by and kicked him on the street he would *need* to know why. It can’t just be because “I felt like it man” there would have to be some deeper underlying reason and he would have to know what it is.

Scott has a system, which is as follows: be nice to everybody, make friends and do people favors, so that in the endgame nobody will want to go after him. The average scott confrontation will end in scott going “remember that one time I did this thing for you? I’ve been nothing but nice to you” and this is what he was trying to do here. When that system fails him he assumes the other person must “have a vendetta” and not like him personally and reads into it wayyy more than he should…

Because people and relationships are give and take for him. He gives things to people, they give things back, he remains in good standing and nobody wants to attack him. This is his shield. He finds comfort in it. He cannot fathom people not returning that favor, it pricks at him it bothers him because the world can’t work like that. The world works for *him*; if he doesn’t do anything wrong, then nothing bad can actually happen to him. Cleo may be his best friend but the just-world fallacy is his BEST friend. That and hindsight bias he passionately kisses hindsight bias under the stars every night but that’s a different post

TL;DR: Scott thinks people not being nice to him or paying back his favors is a rude personal slight because he can’t handle the idea that people would *want* to be mean to him or “betray” him. (Everything has to go his way because he’s been nice and he deserves it)

#that.blue.mf #to anybody else with asks in my inbox rn. this is why theyre still unanswered. every ask is like an essay prompt to me #I will get to them but yeah. locked into three paragraph minimum responses via The Interest #tbf this one is a bit repetitive. the middle paragraph feels like a mix of both the points I could probably dissolve it into the other two #but I couldnt figure it out LMAO #hopefully yall get what im saying here though #asks

[jesterlaughingstock]

Man, Miguel is the realest freaking character on this is us. He does not fit in. And it is incredible just how much he does not fit in. He's the puerto rican kid in a white neighborhood. He's an outsider in his family with Shelly AND his family with Rebecca. EVEN among the other big three (Miguel, Beth and Toby) he's an outsider because he unlike them actually knew Jack. Man this dude.... every attempt he makes at relating to literally anybody at all backfires so disastrously its pathetic. Bro does nothing but crash and burn. And the pity Pilgrim rick participation hat he got that one thankgiving...... yay for him I guess but the way he was suplexed, powerslammed and roundhouse-kicked by Kevin at first for even asking.... man :(

#in all fairness i did NOT like him at first #because i was like marrying your best friend's wife?? thats low dude that is so freaking low #couldnt you find literally anybody else?? #at this point tho? it is clear to me that anywhere he went he would be just as much an outsider as he is with the pearsons #he is fcked anyway he is CURSED #so yeah why not rebecca. who cares anymore #man i totally understand him now #laughing s og post #this is us

[sk3l3t0n444]

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#I WANT TO BANG MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL UNTIL I FUCKING PASS OUT AND HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE #FUCKING SHOOT ME #FUCKING KILL ME #I JUST WANNA FEEL SOMETHING OTHER THAN DISAPPOINTMENT #DISAPPOINTMENT AT MYSELF #DISAPPOINTMENT AT THE WORLD #DISAPPOINTMENT AT FUCKING EVERYTHING #IM JUST SO FUCKING TIRED OF MYSELF #I DONT WANT TO BE ME ANYMORE #WHY COULDNT I BE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON #AGHHH #I JUST WISH I WAS ANYBODY ELSE #ANYBODY IN THE WORLD #I DONT WANNA BE LIKE THIS ANYMORE #i just want this all to stop

[sixftmp3]

i know everyone's favorite omori ending to explore the aftermath of is the true ending, and i can definitely understand the appeal, but i think the bad ending & the neutral endings deserve some exploration

#me.txt #listen. i love a found family getting back together as much as anybody else #but i think it'd be fun to explore the friend group under the guise of sunny and/or basil being dead #kel's line at the end after basil kills himself has always stuck w me. 'why does this keep happening to us' #and i'd loove to explore the world where they find sunny splatted on the pavement like a cracked egg #do they all spplinter off never to talk to each other again? #or are they going to be there for each other the way they couldnt be after mari's death? are they going to hold each other dear? #is basil the one who has to tell them the truth? #omori

[urostakako]

complicated feelings my enemy why cant they be easy to pick out. like noodles.

#all the weeks since spring break have got me in a weird mood tbh. couldnt tell you what the mood is tho #im going to explode like im angry now for reasons i seriously should not be angry about. i rationally know why i should not be angry #this is the kind of situation where if someone else was angry id be like. theres no reason to be angry though. whats up with you #but this mood has been freaking like. choking the life out of me i dont understand what the hell is wrong #i should not be feeling anything that im feeling right now it makes absolutely no sense. i cant even put it into words #why am i like this </3 why couldnt i be anybody else #aricouldyounot

[13eyond13]

(keep scrollin' if you don't want Disco Elysium rambling with possible spoilers in the tags)👇

#more dumb disco elysium posting but #did anybody else start petting the hanged corpse's hair #and then just keep petting it #and then say 'there there baby' to it #i certainly did but when it came time to look at the corpse's uh nether regions i couldnt bring myself to actually do some of those actions #aaaahahah the options it actually gives you in this game are truly wtf sometimes and i respect that immensely #i always wanted to make a choose your own adventure or text based adventure game that actually got this weird and full of like. #intrusive thoughts and socially awkward moments and it's so much fun to play #ALSO don't even talk to me about the balcony smoker guy bc let's just say i looked at his wiki and i feel like maybe #I've already done all i can with him which is devastating to say the least #i did internalize the gay thoughts thing and then had the conversation with kim afterwards without reading any spoilers first though #and i was like !!! about kim #i think he's such a good character btw? just like complex and realistic and likable and understated #i love having him around #also safe to say harry is bi right? and safe to say that's why kim smirks whenever hes just like dumbstruck by smoker man's cool aura #yes I'm glad we agree #disco elysium spoilers #p

[ivanzplaid]

okay a bit of an odd request but my way of flirting is oddly threatening like “i want to hallow out your chest and live in your rib cage :((“ to me it’s endearing 🙏 and i totally want to see slasher hc on how they’d react !! idc what slashers you use and you can be as silly as u want !! i think it’d be funny with Stu though ^^

hi!! dont sorry about odd requests, i love seeing everybodies ideas, and i love this!! im also so excited about me choosing the slashers so ill pick a variety🫶

slashers will includdeee; Baby Firefly, Otis Driftwood, RZ Michael Myers, Billy Lenz, Stu Matcher

Slashers x Gn! Reader | Odd Flirting

Warnings: Language, Fluff, mentions of murder

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Baby Firefly

oh she thinks its hilarious

you share a twisted sense of love? shes giggling at every sentence and comment you say, a hand hovering over her mouth to try to calm herself

she never thought if flirting like that before, but now that shes heard it shes as into it as you are

"You're too clever sweetheart! I woulda never thought of it like that, hm <3"

it started when you were helping her eith makeup for a show, she was bedazzled with a beautiful dress and a gorgeous amount of makeup over her already pretty face

you put on her lipstick and mindlessly let it slip, and before you know it shes smiling confused, asking uou to repeat what you said

she sees you laugh nervously before repeating it, and all she does is think about it before smiling, kissing your cheek to leave a red lipstick print, and then wants to come up with her own

she always likes to hear them, because not only is it sentimental and intimate to her, she loves to have somebody who acts or thinks a little like her, so maybe the more twisted / odder the flirting, she feels secure and that she understands you

will pout when she cant think of any, itll come with time

she wants to say some to you to see how you react, ahe loves i serving you when it happens and laughing, then hugging you

she claims her inspiration came from "her smart little doll"

a kiss after every comment is complimentary of course

"Aren't you just the cutest, I always learn the most with you!"

//

Otis Driftwood

"Fuck did you just say to me Darlin?"

takes the compliment very differently than baby, he thinks of it more of the gruesome manner than the romantic aspect, you may have to explain it to him

even after that he thinks its hilarious, did you come up with that yourself? fuckin genius

he says them back witty, but he loves to tease you about it, making them in snarky tones and drawn out phrases

he thinks of them a lot in his free time, analyzing them deeper than anybody else would think of it, because while he agrees theres a closeness to it, he wants to know why

will write down every one you say, for multiple reasons

your compliments give him ideas on his art, specifically the human-genre work of his, but when he thinks of you while carving and cutting hes never been more at peace

asks you about them at night so he can laugh while youre dozing off in his chest

most likely began when you two were awake late in the night because you couldnt sleep, and some rare sweet talk was going on before you said it

"Jesus honey, say that again?"

hes always amused when you speak, he treasures every sentence

"Sugar I need you to repeat that one, I didn't quite catch that,"

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"Y'know, I thought that was what came out of that damn witty mouth of yours!"

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RZ Michael Myers

he doesnt quite get it, but since he doesnt recieve compliments a lot, he doesnt think too much of it

he thinks of it along side his favor of killing, so in a way he can see the gorier side of it, and since he doesnt see anything wrong with that, he doesnt mind your flirting

he imagines what you said as hes on one of his sprees, he thinks your mind is excellent because hes never had as much fun without your ideas like that

he probably tries to think about the deeper meaning behind it, reflecting it in his art, and giving it to you to show his form of endearment

hes not really capable of reproducing flirtation it to you, since be doesnt have a good idea of it, but he has his own ways of loving you back

he'll tap you with his knife to get your attention when these start up, maybe tapping your heart lightly with the tip of it when you turn to look at him

will 100% hold you so youll stay in place, its his version if quality time, he grasps your side firmly and stares in silence, he thinks its endearing

guides you by the shoulders to take you somewhere

he has no opinion on your comments, but they do affect how he shows affection in some ways <3

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Billy Lenz

possibly in the top 3 for king of twisted flirtatious comments, you went to the right man

he is EXCITED when you say it, hes definitely thought of flirting like that but has never been able to put it into words

"Billy likes this! Billy's pretty piggy is smart <3"

he will now use this 24/7, its his thing now, he thinks of comments youve never thought of before

whenever he sees and greets you, or wishes you goodnight, its always a "Billy wishes he could live in his special piggy," or "Heartbeats make Billy jealous, he should be there" he thinks its so intimate and smart

competitions come up with who can come up with more, its his favorite activity, he loves to test and play with you

new things to the relationship make him so happy, so this is oerfect

whenever you say these things to him, its like his hyperactivity shoots up

your sincerity is near and dear to his heart, he craves it now, he loves when you supply it

overall this only closens the relationship and makes him feel more comfortable, you inspire him and hes overjoyed, this is his pride and joy

"Billy loves his smart piggy!!"

//

Stu Matcher

normally he'd be the king of saying the most outrageous shit possible, he loves to catch people off guard and make you have to pause before you say anything

so when you say say something about how you wanna live in his ribcage, bro looks at you for a good minute with this face: 😲

"well you won that game babe, what did you say???"

he laughs hysterically while being confused, because you just outwitted him

"woahhh.. totally a creepy vibe, i love that!"

he likes to mess with billy and everybody else about it, crediting you as the 'founder' of it while shaking you by your shoulders

he likes to write down new ideas and recite them back to you, having eachother rate the newest ones you think of

if were being real, he probably takes some ideas from his killing onto these so they can be more intimate, hes a creative man who sees opportunity in every corner

because its in the gag-business, he deep dives and makes a fake analysis of 'what makes these compliments better than the rest' and presents it to you

everytime you say another one he does have to pause to think about it, hes a goofy little guy but these comments are more complicated so give the fella some time to realize what you said

#billy lenz #black christmas #black christmas 1974 #billy lenz x you #billy lenz x reader #otis driftwood x you #otis driftwood x reader #otis driftwood #house of 1000 corpses #baby firefly x reader #baby firefly x you #baby firefly #rz michael myers #michael myers #michael myers x reader #slasher #slashers #slasher x reader #stu matcher #stu matcher x you #scream #scream 1996 #stu matcher x reader #scream franchise #halloween #halloween 1978

[ccuniculusmolestus]

You know what hurts my soul a lill bit.

Like.

Henry says if he had the time, he'd sit Bunny down and explain everything to him. This is right after they scare Bun in Henry's house, when they show up all bloody, and Henry's like there was no time to explain because anyone might've seen them- but what about later?

I can't stop thinking about: what if you just TOLD him what happened? Bunny's biggest issue, according to Henry, was not the fact that they'd killed somebody, it was that they'd excluded him. (Personally I also thinkk it was bcs of the "several very unkind things" he'd written in his stupid little diary but sure henry, whatever helps u sleep at ni8)

I just feel like Bunny would've been less annoying about the whole thing and possibly even slightly concerned (about the cops finding out or something) because then he'd feel like he could still be implicated bcs he'd realize he had no alibi that could be confirmed and his previous involvement with the greek class would make him suspect too, and if he didn't realize it, Henry would 'remind' him of the fact.

It's just that...I know Henry was very disillusioned w Bunny towards the end, like he hated him, couldn't stand him, felt suffocated by him- but that was still someone he'd, at one point, cared about. I think Bunny at least deserved a fucking chance.

Instead of Henry avoiding him (ish) and avoiding the topic after Rome, why didn't the fool try to talk sense into Bunny? I know he was mentally exhausted, but the way his mind was like, going straight to murder makes me think he'd probably thought about it before too 💀💀

Even the actual murder bro like. Like. You lure him in and then you just suddenly shove him. Bunny didn't get a chance to plead for mercy or anything, or to promise he wouldn't tell anybody, so on so forth. I mean, Henry could have tried a scare tactic (pretending like they were gonna kill him to drive the point home, make him understand his position) but no, he jumped to murder immediately.

I suppose I can try and see where Henry was coming from. He didn't like to overcomplicate things, and maybe threatening Bunny would backfire like everything else did, maybe embolden him more. I get the impression that Bun was the sort to get worse if he was treated badly, even if he deserved it, but maybe being reminded of his own mortality would knock some sense into him. I know he was childish and immature and it makes me think he was one of those ppl you'd have to talk to nicely and try to appeal to his sense of friendship/loyalty for him to be nice, return the energy. Idk guys, I just wanted to get this thought out og my brain.

Also not to put the blame solely on Henry. My man was tired. Why didn't the other losers try and be like "Lol wtf. No." I know Henry was like their boss or whatever, admired yada yada but like...? He wasn't the dictator sort, like they couldnt talk to him even if they wanted to. This is why I think each one of them is just as bad as the other. I mean charles was showing hesitance before the murder and then after he was the most (visibly) regretful, even richard expressed some grief (or maybe he only did so in the book to seem nice) but yeah yeah yeah idk where im going w this but u get my point

#like if henry had just TALKED to Bunny #and tried to be patient depsite him running out of patience #my favorite and most hated genre of book is the same: 2 morons dont talk smthn out and then both end up dead #WAIT....IM JUST REALIZING #my one and only other favorite series?? HAS THE SAME STRUCTURE??? 2 BEST FRINEDS DONT TALK SMTHN OUT AND THEN THEY BOTH FUCKING DIE #IM SEEING A FUCKING PATTERN HERE #WTF I JUST REALIZED THIS #bunny corcoran #the secret history #tsh #henry winter #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny #francis abernathy #camilla macaulay #richard papen #charles macaulay

[iwanty0uu]

Heyyy how yall doin! Me? im just chillin thinkin about how onyankopon loves carribean girls

(im literally saying this because im jamaican but anyway)

N/N MEANS NICK NAME BTW!

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You whined your hips as your favorite song came on, touching your waist and breasts all while making eye contact with the tall darkskin boy through the crowd. Your best friend Mikasa always hosted the best parties, and always had the best playlists. Fever by Vybez Cartel rung through the speakers as you straightened yourself up and walked towards the figure across from you. You felt his dark lustful eyes burning through you and it turned you on but continued to ignore the the wetness and the butterflies in between your thighs.

You met the tall boy with a simple smile, well aware of how intimidating he looked while towering over you, but still managed to hold eye contact which caught his attention. He knew he looked intimidating, but it was always a nice surprise when a bold girl made the first move.He was practically eye fucking you. Your tight black dress held together by crisscross strings emphasized the curve in your torso ,while the dress flattered the mounds on your chest and made your ass nearly pour out of the bottom of your outfit. The red tattoo on your side barley showing but just enough to show the vine and hibiscus flowers which wrapped around to your lower back. Leaning over you to get a better view of your tattoo, he focused on your back dimples and couldnt help but smile to himself.

“Where u from pretty girl?” he questioned as he placed his drink down, leaning up against the wall behind him. Although the music blared, his deep voice felt like it penetrated every sound in the house, making his words clear, sharp, and only for your ears. You smiled as you flipped your hair over your shoulder revealing a gold chain in the shape of your homeland. “Born and raised” you replied as he smiled. “Ouu you Caribbean girls are dangerous, i hear yall cheat a lot, Im Ony by the way.” His smile was perfect, the pool in your underwear felt like it soaked through your short black dress, shiittt if he was thirsty you had a perfect beverage for him but i digress. “I’m y/n and you can come find out yourself, i meann i wont cheat unless you give me a reason too” ..your confidence could easily make a man’s dick wet,and if ony didnt have on them ksubi jeans the pre cum in his boxers would be visible.

“n/n you is a trip, can i call you n/n? imma call you n/n and if i hear anybody else calling you that imma kill them” he said as he faked a deadpan face. He was funny, he actually made you laugh, he was the first dude you met who wasnt the actual joke in your life. “boy bye everyone calls me that, you finna have a long ass hitlist then hun” you said as you rested your hand on your waist. He looked you up and down again and laughed “stop eye fucking me” you said cockily. Now to be fair, you were doing it first, thats why he stared back at you while you were dancing, and you did want to get to know him more. So, you grabbed his hand, as walked backwards slowly through the crowd. You knew you looked good and fucked good so your confidence was on one hundred tonight

“Hey, lets go back to my place and get to know eachother more..I mean you look all lonely standing here in the corner by yourself sooo we can def be friends” you couldnt resist his ass, and its obvious that he was feelin you too, but you wanted to get to know him more for real, i mean its not like fuckin him till your jaw locked didnt cross your mind once or twice but your intentions werent JUST to use him for his body, sexual thoughts are part of human nature and you just so happened to have some about the fine black man in the room! honest! He did look like he could be some good entertainment for however long he planned on staying in your life, there’s nothing wrong with a boy toy or two.. “Ony baby do you got a girl? i dont wanna be playin in nobody face looking dumb now..” You aren’t insecure, but everybody and they momma cheats in new york.. so theres nothing wrong with asking. “absolutely not..i gotta stay loyal to my girl” he said as he stopped you and gave you a twirl as he held your hand. hm, bold..

Turning back around while he opened the front door for you, it was already set in Onyankopon’s mind that you two would be more than friends..more than bestfriends at that, and he would know all about your favorite things, and your favorite parts. And if you were sure about one thing in your life, it would be that he would be yours by the end of the night, and he knew which set of girls did it the best. Walking off of the front lawn he opened the passenger door for you and quickly ran to the drivers side.

“manner-able too” you thought to yourself looking pleased. “So Ms.Y/n,” he said taking a sigh and turning the ac on low, causing the pine tree air freshener to dance around the rear-view mirror. “Who taught you how to whine like that? Im a visual learner by the way..” he said as he licked his lips and smiled, looking even finer in the low car light which illuminated his grills and nose piercing, rubbing his hands together showing his gold watch which sat pretty, almost as pretty as you on his wrist, accenting his thick veiny hands. Polished fingers looking so delicate and so clean, so glossy yet so rough. Everything about him was fine, and looked expensive.

His clean white shirt didnt have to be name brand to make his outfit hard.. damn was he good at existing, everything about him was so clean and polished. He is aesthetically pleasing to the eye which not a lot of people are. You couldnt stop looking at him in this lighting.. the low dim lights of the party didnt bring out all of his features as well as the car light did. Around his eyebrow rested a small but noticeable scar and a double slit eyebrow made his sharp features even more attractive.

“Lemme take a picture of your fine ass to make this view last longer” you said while grabbing your phone to snap a quick pic, quickly opening snap since their camera was the best. “i would send it to you but i dont have your number, here put it in” he laughed at your demand for his number. “You want me to drop you home? and you still aint answer my question mama” he added on determined.

“I’ll answer it when i get home, its still early so you can come up with me till youre ready to leave, but until then..” you said as you pulled him close and pecked him on his lips, “whats your favorite color?”

Boy are you in for the RIDE of your life..

guysss i hope you enjoyed this i feel like im getting back in the groove with this writing thing this was also long as fuck😭 so please give me any tips and tell me if you liked it! Big up my carribean people and give me some scenario ideas!😋~ ℒℯ𝓁ℯ<3

#attack on titan #onyankopon x black y/n #black women #black reader #black coded reader #fem reader #party #onyankopon x reader #ony x black reader #aot onyankopon #onyankopon smut #iwanty0uu

[starfxkr]

One day you’ve had enough and say “JJ if you don’t wanna touch me or teach me anymore that’s fine, I’ll find someone else to do it, I already know a few people who’d be eager to help” and that gets his attention immediately

of course you’re fucking bluffing, but telling him you’d find someone else to teach you was the only way to finally get him to cross that final boundary.

when he barged into your room, obviously on ten, he didn’t even notice you were just sitting there…reading.

“w-who do you even talk to enough to have people lined up?” he lifts his hat off his head, dragging a hand through his blonde locks before haphazardly dropping it back down, “i dont care who it is sweetheart you aint goin to see em i’ll fuckin tell you that.”

just because you know there’s nobody else doesnt mean he does, “you wont teach me anymore so i dont see why i cant find someone who will.” you crossed your arms in a huff and you almost couldnt contain your laughter at the flabbergasted look on his face.

“wha- why can’t you? it’s because its my job to look out for you thats why. and i’ll be damned if youre running around getting molested by some stick dicked little pogue.” jj leans over you until you’re nose to nose, “you wanna learn how to take dick that bad? alright then.”

despite his frustration he’s easy with you, fingers buried in your cunt until you’re creaming around them, “look at you,” he bends down to capture a puckered nipple between his teeth, “if you look like this wrapped around my fingers imagine how cute you look on my dick.”

“please fuck me jayj.” you moan and bite your lip when he slips his fingers out, completely covered in you.

“you think anybody else could give you that sweetheart ‘cause i dont think so.” when he sucks a finger clean you whimper and he notices, “yeah i bet you want a taste too.” he circles around your mouth with his middle finger making you chase it, slapping his dick against your clit at the same time.

you huff, “would you stop teasing me!” but there was not bite behind it, you were too desperate for him to be sinside of you, “i knew i shoulda got someone else to do it.

his jaw ticks and he shoves his damp finger in your mouth, muffling the loud moan you let out when he finally slides halfway inside of you.

the way he stretched you out was sinful, it was just on the right side of painful and you were overwhelmed from the taste of yourself on your tongue and the sense of fullness he provided you.

“oh my god jj it’s too much i don’t think it’s all gonna fit.” the sweet pout on your face made his heart melt with the overwhelming urge to kiss you so he did— tangling his tongue with yours in a well practiced dance until you relaxed enough to fit the rest of him.

jj pulls back enough to watch himself fuck you, “look at that kitten, you take me so good goddamn.” a quick glance down has you moaning obscenely loud.

it was perfect, like you were made for each other.

#✨.txt #jj maybank prompt #juniebugg #stepbro!jj #tw stepcest

[jazzyblusnowflake]

What's your interpretation of a NuzVi fight scene?

Where all three are in a relationship, and how that would influence their strategies in combat

At first i couldnt tell if you meant like... fighting against eachother in a sparring manner or fighting against something else as a team-

but anyway uwu

In a fight scenario- V would be the main head on fighter- she has a powerful drive and focus and oddly enough has a lot of body strength put into her attacks too, giving her blows extra weigh to it- as much as shes a pretty good shot, she prefers hands on fights with claws and blades- often times Uzi and N can be the distractions for her to sneak up on enemies too- she has done this alot before in the past- sneaking up on Thad, Doll, and solver Uzi- she isnt into defense much which almost costs her several times since she keeps continuously fighting back rather than being tactful about it or retreat which may be her biggest flaw and why she needs N.

N is more into defending his teammates and long range attacks for support, hes an excellent shot if he doesnt get distracted and very quick and decisive to act immediately for protecting others. tho usually this is at the cost of his own safty so sometimes V and Uzi worry for him. he doesnt like using his claws much and usually even in sparring its hard to ask of him to use his full power on anyone cuz he doesnt want to risk actually hurting anybody. Hes a pacifist that would prefer to defend and keep an eye on the others or act as a diversion and support the others any way he can rather that being in the main fight head on unless he absolutely has to.

Uzi is a wildcard, jack of all trades, master of none, shes new to this, she gets scared easily, and her fear sometimes pushes her to a breaking point where the solver takes over. but even then, the solver goes based off her AI, shes the most tactful of the 3, shes smart and could use words just as much as fists and teeth, her aim is impeccable and she likes messing with her foes mind and scaring/threatning them just as much as fighting them. she fills up any lacking spaces that the other two may leave, if shes needed for defense, attack, support or anything else- she is quick to come up with something to make things go smoothly- she wants to keep herself and her partners safe, and might sometimes act emotionally but never impulsively.

Nobody gets to hurt their family a second time.

hope this made sense uwu

#snow rambles #murder drones #nuzi #vuzi #envuzi #biscuitbites #violetviolence #violentbitingbiscuits #snowballflo #envy #murder drones envy #goldenmemories

[actualbird]

im beginning to doubt if luke packed like, an adequate amount of clothes in his luggage for this villa auction trip. because would he even have space for that given all the inVESTIGATION TOOLS HE BROUGHT ALONG WITH HIM?????

1 ) substance analyzer

(sidenote: how DID vyn know about this device??? what chemical testing adventures did luke and vyn get up to offscreen?????)

2 ) fingerprint testing kit

(sidenote: my buddy beckthebeetle said "how on earth did luke get a match for the prints if he cant connect to the internet???" which is such a good point and also so funny that i will be returning to it)

3 ) sAFE CRACKING TOOLS????

(sidenote: luke can crack safes. if he werent a government employee, he'd make SUCH a good master thief)

i know all these things are described as small, as they all somehow fit in a small bag he must have on-hand with him at all times (i cant believe luke pearce has the Bag Of Holding), but their size isnt my concern here. it's the fact that he Brought all of them. while they are all under the general category of Tools That Could Be Useful On An Investigation, their purposes and uses are wildly different, so it's simply a testament to how luke is bonkers (i say this oh so affectionately) and packing just anything and everything he thinks could POSSIBLY be useful later on. lest we all forget, he brought his resin kit to khaimit back in SOTT. so i wouldnt be surprised if he had a block of C4 tucked away in his luggage. just in case.

PLUS, luke brought peanut (arguably also an investigation tool but thats just a bonus, this bird is primarily an emotional support tool and also BirdSon) with him so he mustve brought peanut's food and treats because no matter how much he complains about peanut's chunkiness, he spoils that bird like nothing else. so i posit that his luggage is 40% tools + 40% peanut things + and 20% luke's actual day-to-day stuff that he brought along

and thus

luke: okay i need to ask a favor but none of you can tell mc, okay? does anyone have extra socks i can borrow?

artem, marius, vyn, taken aback because they thought with all the secrecy that it had something to do with luke's mysterious "vitamins" that he takes at HQ sometimes: socks???

luke: yeah, socks

artem: why?

luke: im out of socks

artem, who finds the concept of being underprepared to be unthinkable: youre out of socks? how??

vyn: i took you as somebody who was prepared for everything

marius: yeah, you brought safe cracking tools but you didnt bring socks?

luke: i brought...way more than just the safe cracking tools. which is probably why...i forgot to pack more socks

artem: how on earth were safe cracking tools higher on your list of priorities than socks?

vyn: in a similar vein, how was your chemical analyzer higher on that list of priorities too

luke: i know i know! but can we stop dissing on my lack of socks and start helping out with a collaborative solution to my lack of socks?

marius: and the fingerprint kit!!!---

luke: guys plEASE

marius: ---actually, wait a second. how did you get a match for sam zheng's fingerprint? theres no internet, you couldnt have connected to any databases to run that print through

luke: SOCKS. ANYBODY?

artem: no no, i was curious about that too, how did that work?

vyn: see this piece of information as your payment for the socks. quid pro quo

luke: you dont need the internet to create a new database of collected prints! okay, socks now, please? help?

artem: wait, no no. did you say 'create' a new database

vyn: and 'collected'

luke: ...............OKAY, LISTEN....

marius: oh my GOD? dude, did you fucking get everybody's prints at the villa???

luke: there was NOTHING TO DO for a few days and i was getting BORED doing NOTHING so might as well just lift everybody's prints from cutlery and furniture for future reference than do NOTHING but be alone with the fact im lacking SOCKS. SO CAN ANYBODY LEND ME SOME SOCKS ;-;

#tears of themis #anyhoo done with phase 3 plot!! this case took a turn for the What The Fuck and it's v interesting!! #luke pearce

[pastanest]

if you’re wondering why I’m having to repost this, or why you were perhaps previously following me but no longer are, please refer to this post. I was able to retrieve this thanks to the very lovely friends who have relentlessly sifted through tumblr archives to recover them, thank you all so much!! ♡

His Queen

- although he is a king, he tried his best to keep his relationship with you as normal as any other relationship would be, because you werent royalty, and you would certainly need time to even consider joining such a lifestyle

- needless to say, Thranduil’s courting abilities remain unmatched among elves and other Middle-Earth creatures alike

- he showed you a side to him that nobody else saw, a person who smiled at the things you said, laughed at the jokes you made, and presented you with such gentle kindness that you wondered if those who had told you of the king had ever actually met him

- you stayed in his kingdom of course, and every morning when you awoke in your chamber, a fresh bouquet of flowers was waiting for you at your bedside, accompanied by a personal note from the king

- his love letters to you were all written in Elvish, which meant that you couldnt read them, but there was such passion in the cursive words, you had never seen such beautiful writing

- he later helped to teach you Elvish using his letters, and when you could finally read them fluently, they reduced you to tears

- the introduction to his royal life was gradual, and he was pleasantly surprised by how naturally you adjusted

- the first time he saw you in a traditional Elvish gown, he was smiling wider than anyone had ever seen, and the rest of the kingdom were shocked into silence by the sight of the king so happy

- you warned him that by becoming his queen, you would not necessarily obey the same rules, because you were not raised with them. in response to your worries, Thranduil placed a kiss on your forehead

“I will not ask you to be something you are not, only to be yourself, at my side, as my queen.”

- your coronation was beyond beautiful, a celebration throughout the kingdom, with music and dancing, feasts of the finest food imaginable. the kingdom had never been happier, and the same can be said for King Thranduil that day

- from the moment you are coronated onwards, anyone who dares to disrespect you, will almost definitely get decapitated

- you are the King’s priority, and you do not take your responsibility as Queen lightly. any important decision Thranduil makes, he turns to you for assistance

“Nobody’s opinion matters more to me than that of my heart’s companion.”

- it is quickly made known to the entirety of Middle-Earth that King Thranduil only breaks his stone cold expression when you are around

- you are notably guilty of making the King laugh during meetings, simply by pulling silly faces or pretending to yawn out of boredom at whatever the other people in the meeting are saying, and Thranduil is often distracted by you, but nobody dares point that out to him

- as a husband, he brags about his wife more than anybody else, and he will brag to anyone he meets

- and when other beings in power express their distaste at a Queen’s presence in their conferences? Thranduil will sit back and smile as you defend your position fiercely, and once you’re done, Thranduil will respond with just as much ferocity

- given his love for you, his protectiveness over you is hardly surprising. though you are perfectly capable of defending yourself, and he loves it when you do, he will throw his life on the line for you, and loses his mind when any harm comes to you

- from the moment he laid eyes on you, he knew that he could not survive a day without you, and as a result, he gives you the gift of immortality

“Mortality will not render either of our hearts lonely, Melamin(My love).”

#thranduil #thranduil x reader #thranduil imagine #lord of the rings #x reader #lotr #imagine #imagines #fanfic #fanfiction

[skyisepic]

“i hate basil for what he did!” why do you not hate any other character, then?

the “i hate basil for his actions” argument has always been one that confuses me. this isnt to say you cant hate him, its more the way people are so quick to target basil then immediately forgive any other character. (omori spoilers under the cut!)

every omori character has fucked up. its on different levels, sure, but none of them are perfect people. they have all hurt each other, sometimes on purpose. they all have their own reasons, but to excuse them and not basil is just unfair, especially given how similar some of their reasoning is.

if basil should be held accountable for hanging mari, then mari should be held accountable for putting so much pressure on sunny. sunny should be held accountable for killing mari and hiding that for so long. hero should be held accountable for yelling at kel when all kel was doing was trying to help. kel should be held accountable for using aubrey’s trauma against her and not letting her have peace. aubrey should be held accountable for turning against everyone, bullying basil for years, and pushing him into the lake.

“but they all had reasons! they were all traumatized!” so was basil? basil went through the same thing they all did - hell, arguably worse than what they all went through. his actions are not, and never will, be okay, but i’d honestly say that what he did, when you think about his circumstances, isn’t as bad as the others when you consider their choices.

characters like aubrey and kel had every chance to stop what they were doing and make it right. they’re almost fully grown and were choosing to do what they did. basil was twelve when he hung mari. he was a little kid who had just witnessed the murder of one of his best friends and was trying his hardest to help. he didn’t really have many other choices, did he? even his actions later on, while still not okay, can be easily explained by his trauma. he was not in a right headspace. you could make that argument for any character, so why do people choose to do that for them and not for basil?

i am not in any way trying to compare bullying to straight up hiding a murder for years, im just trying to say that basil has more of an excuse than anybody else. he was in a panicked state of mind and didnt have much time to think about what to do. he didnt have a lot of choices at the time and did what he thought was best. he didnt get to stop and think - he had to act then and there. he couldnt go back once he’d done it, too. however, a few of the other characters did have that choice. they had years to think about what they were doing and make the choice to stop, but never did. they’re capable of rational thoughts from time to time - basil was not at the time.

this isnt to excuse or blame any character’s actions. none of them are okay and they never will be, but they all had their reasoning. it just pisses me off how basil is hated so much for his shitty actions, yet everybody else is defended to hell and back…

#omori #omori rant #basil omori #omori basil #augh i love him so much #i think hes rlly interesting #i feel so bad for him #i hate the omori fandom #rant

[seii-fantasy]

Can i request shiva and his wives with their daughter reader (who also a older sister to ganesha) who used to be weak and sweet but slowly reader start distant with them barely spending times with them and goes training with a unknown god who was their master.

Reader trains so hard and push themselves to become powerful and strong so they can protect the weaks and india until one day, a announcement that reader wasn't chosen to become a god causing hatred and anger towards the gods their mind become corrupted.

Before reader could attack the gods, Shiva manage to take down their ass and Brahma sent them to hell and locked them up. Reader made a promise that they get their revenge and feel the pain what the gods had done to them.

possibly yandere? Its up to you btw <333

Hello there ofc im doing it!

My revenge will be more terrible than you think

(Shiva sorry but ur making me laugh )

Warning : Swearing

Im sorry i couldn't do the whole Hindu Pantheon like you asked i just did the Family (Shiva x wives) and hope you'll love it it took me the whole evening😭♥️

You were Kali's daughter , you were sweet as your mother but still fragile as ever . You were born , before Ganesha . You were praised by everybody but when Ganesha was born everybody forgot easily about you , only your mother still cared about you

Your Father the all mighty Bhairava Shiva , has wanted you to have a Family day together , your mother wanted you to go but you faked your illness , she wanted to stay but your personal maid Ahraya , protested to your stay "No Meree Ranee (My queen) your daughter will be safe with me" she protested but your mother knows that she was trustable so she let you with her.

Ahraya being a kind of elder sister figure to you , she knew what you wanted . You wanted to be strong so you can protect her

For more than five year , you started to become distant with your family to which it saddens Ganesha who wanted to get along with his eldest sister , Kali who started to be more suspicious of you and Parvati , Durga and Shiva were sad also.

You trained with Vaahan a God that was Unknown to every Hindu Gods eyes . You trained so hard and everytime you see someone getting bullied , you'll protect them . Vahan was very proud of you but soon Vahaan was killed by someone you couldnt even see their face .

You were sad , and trained yourself very hard and then a new was heard in the whole Pantheon

Everybody who thought that (Name) could be a goddess , they were wrong anybody else became an immortal become instead of (Name)

Shiva was mad and instead of taking care of you he beated you up to the point you were bleeding to the death . You couldnt even defend yourself , yes you were his daughter but yet you werent a powerful goddess just like your mother , Your step-mothers Parvati and Durga nor your father Shiva . Yet as his beating wasn't enough , Brahma has sent you to the Râkshasa who brought you hell themselves

During your stay at hell , you cursed them all , swearing that you'll make their lives a pure hell as they did to you.

Many millenia passed and the Rakshasa let you left their hell , you changed you were more stronger than they ever think .

Back in Svarga , nobody remembered you . You found an abandoned house and decided to live it in here , preparing your vegeance , many lower gods tried to get rid of you but their insolence led them to the thing that everybody feared "Death" some of them died or came back with a broken limb or without a limb

The rumor of a strong goddess was beating up lower gods came to the ears of Shiva "Who might be this strong goddess and why is she beating up lower gods" Shiva spoke to the two others Brahma and Vishnu from the Trimurti .

They went to where the place where the lower gods who dare to try her have been beaten badly and when they arrived

Shiva couldn't believe his eyes

"Why are you standing here , get out of my sight!" You yelled when you saw him "(Name) is that you?" He asked "Yea why are you asking ?" As he tried to hug saying he was happy to see you but you kicked him away

"I am not your daughter , you beated me up when you heard it that i wasn't be the chosen one to become a powerful goddess so quite the act!" You snarled . Vishnu and Brahma were shoked

How does Shiva knows you ?

Why you kicking him instead of hugging him?

And where have you been?

(Ive been everywhere man looking for some-okay okay i stop lemme continuee🤭)

"Your mother and step mothers are so worried , where have you been?" He asked sadly , this question shoked you how could he asked where have you been when he exactly knows what he did to you.

You didn't answer them and went back to your home , as Shiva tried to stop you . You punched real hard in the stromach and spoke "You denied that the fact that i was your daughter by leaving me . When you heard that i wasn't the chosen one you beated me up ! YOUR OWN DAUGHTER FOR YOUR SAKE " you yelled and slammed the door . As you cried tears

You didnt show off for more than a month , Shiva knew you wont forgive them for what he has done but he want to make it up to you . He informed his wife that you were back , Kali was the first one to come and asked a tone of question about you , Durga and Parvati weren't too much happy but they were rassured that their step daughter was now safe.

Shiva kept bothering to join the family , Kali tried to join you since you two have the same ability . Ganesha tried to bring you , your favorite food because he asked Kali what it was bcs he want to see his elder sister . And Durga tried to talk to you which you shoo her away

Parvati was the one who didn't gave up as everybody gave up , she didnt and since you didn't answer she burst in your home as you were with a Rakshasa and disappeared with them

And they heard a voice : My Revenge will be more terrible than you may think dear family and it mock them before it disappeared

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok #snvshiva #snv shiva x reader #ror shiva x reader #ror shiva