#WHY I DIDNT SEE THAT

[skeletalheartattack]

#submission #mailperson #audio #infomaniac #lego island #uberduck #elden ring #HRJDJDJEHDJEBDUEJD #SHOOT I HOPE YOUR SUBMISSION WASNT IN MY INBOX FOR TOO LONG #I HONESTLY DIDNT SEE IT APPEAR IN MY ACTIVITY FEED #ANYWAY!!!! #i imagine the infomaniac would manage to get frame perfect parries on his first playthrough #but dies to the tutorial boss multiple times though #idk which ending hed get though #i havent really played elden ring #did watch Wayne play through it entirely though!!!! #also as always i cant edit submissions before posting them (i.e. for posting w/ my tags) #since it always gives me an error #so i gotta post it first and THEN add on my tags #so if you ever see me post a submission without any tags. thats why #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUBMISSION #I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS FOR THE INFOMANIAC #also sheesh i had to type these tags twice!!! idk why they didnt save the first time

[obsob]

yes i am getting emails 

#dracula daily #mine #lov that this means absolutely nothing to people not reading ksjfksl #i love jonathan hes gay and autistic cant wait to see him get eaten or smth #im back from a 2 week work break now! i was very burnt out i feel a lot better >:) drawing time #these images came to me in a vision yesterday evening but i was too tired to draw them #im sleepy now....sleepy baby...... #i slept so bad last night my tummy hurt so bad!!! idk why!!! i had a lot of carbs w dinner so maybe that was it #i still havent figured out what it is my stomach doesnt like. durham wheat i think is oneof them but ??? dfdsfj #whatever. my fault for not drinking more peppermint tea #i didnt like wake up wake up last night but i kept like. coming to a little bit n shifting abt until i found a more comfy position #utmmy ouchy.......hopefully will be less so tonight heh!! #i idid yoga this morning i forgot how much i lov it #also ive been reading captive prince again. is this series a lil problematic? yes. thats why the gods gave us critical thinking #i need a break from stone earth trilogy im on to the last book now....ouhghg...... #have a new book arriving tomorrow yes yes yes yes

[rocketgayng]

emmet: you ever get so tired you start seeing spinaraks

ingo: me when i don't sleep for a week and start seeing the almighty sinnoh

emmet: THE WHO

ingo: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

#submas #pokemon #i wanted to comment on ingo's sleeping habits so that's why i changed it from benadryl #didnt go with joltiks bc seeing them wouldn't be weird for emmet #pokemon legends arceus

[batshit-birds]

the only reason i continue to use the 'photography stalker Tim' fanon thing is because it's fucking hilarious. like this kid with a relatively normal life goes "skateboarding isn't enough. i need to actively endanger myself for no good reason" and continues to escalate the situation. for fun

#like with that i can look at tim go 'what happened to you' then look back and think 'oh youre just Like That' #he's been timming it up from the start #absolutely no one: #tim: oh man i cant believe i have to stalk batman and robin :/ #still absolutely no one: #tim: i cant believe i have to lie to my caretakers and cause overly convoluted problems for myself :/ #not a single soul: #tim: i cant believe i have to take pictures of them which endangers myself and them and stress over keeping the photos 100% secret :/ #batfam #tim drake #i see it as potential for comedy #like yeah i see people using it for angst and shit but the potential for it just being straight up ridiculous #chefs kiss... #someone: so what did you do for fun as a kid tim? #tim - internally: act normal act normal BE FUCKING NORMAL #tim: hahaha uh i definitely didnt run around gotham completely unattended to stalk batman and robin without anyone noticing #someone: ..... #tim - internally: GOD FUCK DAMN WHY DIDNT I JUST SAY SKATEBOARDING??? THATS A NORMAL THING #someone: *laughing* you're such a riot #tim - internally: oh sweet nvm #tim: *also laughs* i do my best

[xiaoguiwang]

so many "are you old enough to remember this" posts fail to realize that if you're poor those technologies were just part of your life for much longer than people in your age group. like, we can make jokes about tv static and windows xp and casette players all we want but the fact of the matter is that my family, as well as many others', kept using "obsolete" technology/programs/whatever when my classmates moved on from nokia bricks to blackberries to whatever the newest smartphone was because we simply couldnt afford to get the newest & shiniest gadget on the market.

#idk what im trying to say but like. a lot of those posts abt ''if u rmbr this ur old'' fail to take into accnt #that poor ppl/families just..... rarely updated to newer versions of the same thing bc if it isnt broken why get sth else? #esp if u can spend the same money on rent and groceries n other necessities instead or put it in a savings account #it's like.... ig when i was in elementary i didnt notice bc basically everyone in there were working class n immigrants #but when i started high school it was so jarring to see bc they always kept up w the newest trends #meanwhile we had JUST updated from windows xp to windows vista iirc like. idk. #also this is why i have a love for analogue bc it stayed in my life for far longer than most ppl i think #ling.txt #oh this blew up lol #hall of fame

[merrysithmas]

i will never, ever be over obi-wan siccing vader on reva like a rabid dog with the ice cold threat, "you're not bringing me to him, i'm bringing him to you."

it's like the obi-wan version of this moment:

#im deceased #obi wan kenobi #like ??? i have sooo many thoughts #obi wan knew reva wanted to kill vader and he cant allow that bc he needs to protect anakin #i mean this scene is immediately prefaced by obi wan facing the question: why didnt you stop him? where were you? why didnt you s a v e him? #he was threatening her w those words #all he'll see is m e he says #while all he sees is him #to obiwan he and anakin/vader are locked in singular combat #no one else touches kenobi - vader says it over and over agaib #and this is obi wan's answer to that #go ahead and just t r y to kill anakin - good luck - and say hi to vader for me #no one touches anakin but him #anakin skywalker #obikin

[taeyungie]

he’s so handsome ♡

#btsgif #taehyung #kim taehyung #v #bts #bangtan #mygifs #dont know why i didnt see this video before lol

[lilstinky]

i hate qr codes being used for everything its fine to have like. In addition to stuff but it replacing everything is hell on earth... all the bus schedules are ONLY qr scan now and its like yes baby the people who rely on public transit famously have money for smartphones and data plans

#yes i am using dat rn but literally like i didnt gave a data plan for centuries because it was too expensive #when i got my piercings done they didnt take cash OR card they only took etransfers #i almost didnt bring my phone to tge appoibtment cuz im always scared of losing it #but im glad i did or else i would have been fucked #like printing out bus schedules with the actual timetables isnt harder work? #why tge fuck is this happening aside from just to further alienate poor people #it makes me soooo so so insane #every time i see a QR code i want to launch a rocket at it

[drunkenartwhore]

Haven't you heard of the torment of Saint Martin?

hello! this was a 159 mag take/study made originally for the tma anniversary but the file got fucked and i had to redo it from a screenshot. as its customary, ill be tearing myself apart in the notes and you're welcome to do so as well :)

If you liked this bit, consider donating to my kofi (pretty please?) and wait for the second part of this post with the ✨behind the scenes✨ material

#tma #tmanniversary #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #elias bouchard #peter lukas #mag 159 #ok so. painting is fun when i want to do it and that is basically never. this was a fight with myself alright #but i had to. because i didnt know how to paint digitally and i have a whole project going. with purely digital art so. that couldn't stand #NOW THAT THATS OUTTA THE WAY. hoooooly shit. conceptually? i had a blast. studying for this was SO FUN! #'hey tessa can you do an academicism take on the last?' well of course i can tessa dont sweat it! #i did a full ratios-lines bullshit composition which got kinda fucked when it wasn't working with my lightning so i had to move parts #thats why it looks kinda funny or maybe it doesn't and im losing my mind #speaking of!!! the colors. i dont like them. they work solidly together but its not what i had in mind. but its practice so its on #also you can see that i threw the towel with elias & peter but im not ashamed of it. fuck those guys #overall? serviceable exercise. popped several veins doing it. 6/10 #now onto the fun facts! the file name for this one is 'martucho muerto' and i forget about it everytime. don't worry Jon he aint dead #and a quick confession. elias is a straight ripoff of my waleran design. from the pillars of the earth? im also not ashamed of the fact #fitting for the medieval setting yaknow? #well now i know how to paint!! #tessart

[b4kuch1n]

#psychonauts #razputin aquato #dion aquato #you cant take the circus out of the circus child! and they didnt! dion shut the fuck up! #(full disclosure I love dion) #(idk if he or frazie is older but I'm going with him as the oldest) #(bc like. he has huge Ive-played-moderation-for-our-parents-my-whole-life-and-now-youve-gone-and-fucked-it-up vibes) #dion is perpetually one small family squabble away from throwing up and breaking down. and thats valid of him #heartfelt and respectful ass kicking from one oldest child to another (me to dion) #anyways listen I think abt the fact that dion taught raz the dive trick a normal amount. its not on my mind 24/7 I swear #they bonded by acrobatics! #I think thats why dion kinda cools down to grumbling when raz does the rope task #you can be psychic and do acrobatics at the same time illegal possibly not real??? - dion aquato on yahoo answer #man. man. these kids #I care them your honor! #alright. alright I oughta stand up and take care of dinner now #we havin hot pot tonite! its uhhh 32 degree celsius outside! #lets see how we fare! #have a good day guys pick up ur younger sibling rn and start swinging em around

[distant--shadow]

boo

#critical role #imogen temult #laudna #imodna #southerngothic #reupload caus there was inconsistencies in how i draw their faces that i didnt see until i'd posted it #how it always goes #why is it you see it with fresh eyes as soon as you post it. #i do all the tricks like flipping the image and looking at it on a zoomed out scale #but the eyes are never fresh enough until its put into the world #sometimes i wanna upload pictures of my drawings with red line corrections made that ive seen post uploading but idk who thats serving #other than my self deprecation #anyways imogen has a gap tooth

[clouvu]

RaidenShogunBossBattle.jpeg

#genshin impact #raiden shogun #baal #lumine #She kept kicking my ass and the only reason why i was able to Barely Survive was bc i kept using beidou as a meat shield ASDGSDSFHDGS #also if u see that i fucked up baals design in any way shape or form No You Didnt

[bipirate]

vampire wwx for halloween! happy birthday king 

#wei wuxian #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #cql #chen qing ling #my art #i couldnt choose between these so thats why i posted them both #the linework is more visible in the first one but the second one has a Vibe. #i wanted to post this later bc timezones but people seem to be Online and im impatient #if this gets no notes you didnt see this

[mrgaretcarter]

Accept this face of mine, mute and begging. Accept this love I ask for. Accept the part of me that is you.

  — Alejandra Pizarnik; 'En Tu Aniversário'

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #rebecca welton #ted x rebecca #tvedit #tvgifs #bbelcher #gifs #tedbecca #my stuff #I watched the show for the first time exactly a year ago today #it went by fast except... it didnt? idek #when will they release a teaser im like honest to god on the verge of a breakdown #anyway i realize its always a pain to make syncronized gifs like these because a bunch of people will NOT see them synced #but if you wanna get the ful experience its easier on mobile just reblog go to your blog wait for the gifs to load then immediately refresh #that should do the trick #stupid to make stuff ppl need instructions to consume but thats what ive got for today #in conclusion why are they the same person if theyre not gonna kiss? literally whats all that

[technoplane]

blood god techno... drippy :]

#ough i have So Much to say about what's going on here #first of all the bone wing thing is about dragon techno so you can ignore that. that's for me JDHKFH #nether star included in the halo bc hehe nether creature #the eyes represent the voices. they usually either mimic him or just stare at him :0 #they are inspired by yuker bc i loved seeing the eyes always hover around text boxes n stuff in their comics #i would @ them but. well they deactivated. and also plenty of ppl use eyes so feels unnecessary to say ONE person inspired me #still. wanna give credit where it's due lol #THE BLOOD it just kinda generates. it's just Like That. it's not coming from anywhere and it isnt going anywhere #think of it like splatoon ink. just evaporates after a while #''why didnt you color this goat'' he literally just looks like that. think of it like a ghost. or a literal 2d image #casts himself onto walls JHFKFH #this all came from a bunch of different stuff but mostly the fact that everyone started calling him THE blood god #some hypixel lore had me convinved he was a worshipper but some admins and stuff have said things that make me think that's changed #so. the halo was handed down to him. title passed on :] #and SOMEONE forgot to tell a certain pig what he can actually do with his powers. so he has no idea how to be a god KHDKFH #i've rambled abt this a lot on priv. might repost them here if i feel like it #just to explain better #if you couldnt tell this is pary to do with his passing but im trying to avoid mentioning it too much #bc i dont want this to come off as a vent #technoblade #my art

[allylip]

bloody devil.

(bonus stuff under the cut)

no blood ver.

originally he had a much different expression bc i was feeling a little insane but i then my brain started calming down lol. here he is anyway <3

#i like the blood mechanic in 5. they didnt have to add it but i appreciate it a normal amount #there's just something about seeing blood on dante. it makes my brain make monke noises i cant explain why #anyway tee hee im so normal you guys #devil may cry #dante(dmc) #allysketch #cw // blood #oh also yes his coat is shortened bc i was looking at pics of the mod as references and i just felt like drawing it #i think he looks great with a short jacket :) #it lets him show off his ass mo- (i am forcibly silenced)

[cozylittleartblog]

i’m counting this as a late queencember drawing while i still can. prompt was “celebration”. hangin’ out with the squad 💙

this is also my last post of 2021 and also technically my last queencember post, so thanks for all the love this year and for tolerating my relentless queen spam :V never done an art challenge before and stuck to it so i think the fact that i did... about half the prompts? maybe a little more? is impressive. i swear i will draw other characters now (but still some queens too ofc)

happy new year lets all survive to the next one 🎆🎇

#deltarune #queencember #art #queen #rouxls kaard #lancer #swatch #tasque manager #tasque #ralsei #why is this the first time im drawing tasque manager she's been on my list since the damn game came out #really did brainrot too hard huh i havent drawn scc either except like half of kk's face one time hoo boy #i do still have sketches i meant to use for queencember that i didnt finish idk if ill tag them queencember when i post them #... i probably will i just wont put the QUEENCEMBER DAY BLAH BLAH BLAH on the caption just in the tags #the reason why lancer has a bowtie is a surprisingly long story i will not get into it but he has one hes snazzy #queen why are so many of your friends blue #seven characters here and five of them are white and blue #COORDINATED #i sketched this at 4AM and you can tell #she and lancer are sitting on a ledge that you cant see cuz i was like NO ITS GOTTA BE WIDESCREEN #and then i went to bed. and didnt realize how DUMB THAT WAS. until i was DONE. #but we've long since established i dont care so behold my mistake (the rest of it is still nice) #is it really my blog if im not complaining abt my own art IN ITS TAGS #ok whatever hiatus for the rest of the year (all one hour seven minutes of it) #goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee