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Tumblr has no idea what to talk about so math is number one trending
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I've read so much fanfiction in the past few years that sometimes I forget that I am not, in fact, a white middle-aged British man. Is this a universal experience.
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On a related note, I spend so much time on tumblr that now I don't know which timezone I'm running on, because it sure as fuck isn't Indian Standard Time. I woke up at 3 in the afternoon yesterday and it's now 7 am, I'm going to sleep soon. Which of you maggots gave me your timezone?!
(I did a little googling and it seems that I'm living healthily according to the timezone of Buenos Aires and Rio de Janeiro. I don't know what to do with this information. The rest of this week, I mostly match up to London time.)
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tanglepelt · 9 months
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Dc x dp idea 74
Danny ends up out of amity and does his hero thing. Only because the ghost have realized they can leave amity. They want to explore and cause chaos all over the earth.
The local heros take notice.
Danny doesn’t handle people questioning him well. So he just goes intangible and sinks into the ground when he gets confronted. All while staying visible just awkwardly waving.
This happens over and over to many heros. There is a betting pool in the league who will see him next and who will eventually get him to talk.
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mangofacts · 10 months
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BEHOLD THE APEX PREDATOR COWER IN FEAR
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gunsatthaphan · 5 months
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#okay then 🤷🏼‍♀️
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yuesya · 3 months
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“You wish to visit Inazuma?”
Lumine tilts her head in confusion. There’s something about those measured words that seems to be cautious and reserved. “Is there something wrong with visiting Inazuma?”
Zhongli hums lightly, gloved fingers tapping idly at the stone railings. Amber-gold eyes flick swiftly over to where the majority of other people are still preoccupied with the ongoings of the Rite of Parting that is currently taking place, far enough from where they’re standing that it would be difficult for anyone else to overhear their conversation.
(And isn’t that hilarious to think about, in a way –who would’ve ever thought that a god would help prepare for his own ‘funeral?’)
“Your goal is to seek an audience with the Electro Archon, in order to inquire what she may know of the whereabouts of your brother,” the newly-retired god finally says. “But I suspect that it will prove to be difficult. Inazuma has recently been ravaged by civil war, and their current Archon is said to be the leader of the rebel forces who slew her predecessor and took her place.”
Lumine chokes. “What?”
A civil war? A god who had been killed by her own people? … What in the world went down in Inazuma?! No, more importantly, if the Electro Archon was dead, then–
“Wait, no, how can the Electro Archon be dead?” Paimon gasps, voice shrill with panic. “She’s the patron god of Inazuma!”
“Yet all news coming from Inazuma confirm the same thing. Quite concerning, isn’t it? Although… I also have my suspicions about the veracity of what actually occurred,” Zhongli sighs. “For if the Electro Archon had truly been killed in such a manner, then it would’ve been impossible for such a cataclysmic event to have gone unnoticed by myself.”
The words are said with a certain sort of confidence and surety that makes it hard to doubt him. Hope blooms inside Lumine’s chest again.
“So you think the Electro Archon is still alive?” she asks anxiously.
“I cannot say for certain. But yes, I find it to be a very real possibility,” the god answers. “There is no longer an incessant lightning storm blocking Inazuma’s borders, but the travel distance is long, and entry into the country itself is currently still restricted. If your next destination is Inazuma, then I would advise you to find someone both willing to sail the waters and well-versed with arranging for the proper documentation that would be required.”
“Okay,” Lumine nods firmly. For the sake of tracking down her sibling, she needs to find the Archons of each country. If Zhongli thought that the Electro Archon was still alive… then that meant Lumine needed to find her and track her down, in order to get the answers to her questions. And if Inazuma had a new Archon now, too, then… maybe the new Archon might know something as well, if they were a god? She’d have to be careful about how she approached them, though, if they’d overthrown their predecessor through bloody revolution.
Aether had better appreciate what she was going through for him, geez.
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pocoyitos · 8 months
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another cuttletavio thing FUCK I MADE SO MANY CUTTLETAVIO ART THESE DAYS DAMN
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joannakramer · 6 months
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smallandticklish · 7 months
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Just had the most disrespectful thought on the planet:
Leaning back against someone’s chest with very little on, letting them trace all over wherever they want while they make me keep eye contact by tilting my chin up.
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bonthefuckjourrr · 6 months
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me opening instagram and reading the new L.S. Dunes post today
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causeimanartist · 7 months
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Guys, I'm trying - but FUCK I can't draw Bruce or anything
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psyaurorak · 1 year
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Can I just say, why is there such a focus on women being abused sexually for power in LO?
It’s horrible!
It’s implied Hera used her body to get close to Kronos
Demeter had sex with Zeus because she believed she’d marry him and be queen only to get tossed aside immediately.
(Sex by coercion is still assault I can’t believe I even have to say this)
Persephone gets sexually assaulted by Apollo.
And like why is SA being used as a way to create drama?!
Also double standards be like ‘ohh poor Persephone’ and ‘Demeter deserved it if she’s stupid enough to believe Hades would say that’
This fandom is so gross it’s not funny.
What do you mean a woman deserves to get assaulted because she’s stupid?!
Also considering Hades treatment of Demeter it’s not even far fetched for Demeter to think this!
Stop livin behind the bubble of hades is perfect! He isn’t!
Also can we talk about how Zeus and Metis’s fling thing mentioned is predatory because Zeus is younger than Hades (who’s 19 at the time of the war) and Poseidon who’s younger than Hades?
Zeus would be 15-17.
So why tf is that his fling with Metis is played off as a joke?!
I’m so mad about this. Like harhar RS we get it ‘Zeus is manwhore’ BUT THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS
The way RS portrays SA as a joke or irrelevant until it drives drama and no other thing is GROSS
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xno-chill-memesx · 3 months
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aletheiarynne · 9 months
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UNHINGED SCREECHING
BLESS THE AO3 VOLUNTEERS WITH LONG LIVES, FULL COFFERS, ENDLESS FOOD/BEVERAGES OF THEIR CHOICE AND PERFECT SKIN. THEY ARE GODS AMONG MORTALS AND I SHALL WORSHIP THEM UNTIL MY DYING DAY.
I CAN'T READ OR LINK ANYONE TO ANYTHING BECAUSE AO3 IS DOWN AND I'M ON THE VERGE OF LOSING IT.
JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, MURDER THE HACKERS IF YOU HAVE TO, I'LL PAY FOR YOUR LAWYER. I'LL PAY FOR A TEAM OF LAWYERS.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING SUKUNA AND CINDERELLA????????? I JUST SAW SUKUNA MALOVENT SHRINE PRINCE CHARMING 💀
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shanastoryteller · 7 months
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here be dragons ch 8 progress report: 13k
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