#WHY NOT YOU STUPID BASTARD

[linusbenjamin]

Patrick Bateman + Some Iconic Replies 🔪 — American Psycho (2000) | dir. Mary Harron

#WHY NOT YOU STUPID BASTARD #seventh is also such an iconic reply lmao #american psycho #filmedit #horroredit #fyeahmovies #cinemapix #throwbackblr #userdiana #usertom #userkeanu #userk8 #userlukeskywalker #userconstance #usersameera #userlindir #usersugar #userjasmine #horror #nikolatexla #i c o n i c

[mixtapenempire]

*throws table* ALRIGHT TRANSFORMERS FANS I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION ABOUT TRANSFORMERS PRIME

HOW IS IT THAT PRIME CAN EASILY FIGHT MEGATRON BUT BULKHEAD CANT?! BULKHEAD IS LITERALLY THE BRUTE FORCE OF THE TEAM, AND IS MUCH HEAVIER THEN PRIME?

HE COULD'VE EASILY JUST TACKLED MEGATRON AND BEAT HIM AROUND BUT APPARENTLY EVERY ENCOUNTER ENDS WITH BULKMAN GETTING PUSHED AWAY LIKE A WEAK CHILD. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT CRAP

#mixtape talks #what the fuuuuck #imagine #w h y #why isn't it possible? #its just not #why not you stupid bastard #transformers #transformers prime #bulkhead #optimus prime #megatron #ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT #i don't know :/

[datadegroove]

Why can't it be Friday

#why not you stupid bastard

[theobliviousunluckybastard]

Cale's idea of being trash!!! 🤡

C..cale...!! 😑🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

.. Please..just....Why???

How?!!... Just what kind of logic is this?!!! 🤣🤣🤣

You were supposed to be smart !!!💀💀🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #lcf manhwa #lcf novel #lcf cale #cale henituse #unlucky bastard cale #oblivious cale #looting cale #cale you seriously need help!! (ToT) #what kind of thought process is this #why the hell would stealing from bad guys make you an even bigger trash?? #that literally makes you a freaking Hero you stupid bastard!! #crazy unlucky oblivious (self proclaimed trash) hero Cale Henituse #i don't know if I want to laugh or cry at this

[aesopsbaby]

I'm not saying I wanna lick the blood off Derek's wound.

...nevermind. that's exactly what I'm saying.

#AesopeChats #Hes such a bastard #hes an ass #I love him #Need him to punch me and kick me down and tell me that he's doing me a favor by keeping me #is that too much to ask for #Derek Goffard #TPOF #I keep getting pulled back into this fandom and its all Derek's fault!!! #WHY IS HIS STUPID SMIRK MY WEAKNESS #DEREK PLEASEEEE ONE CHANCE #I CAN BE ON MY KNEES FOR AS LONG AS YOU WANT #I'll beg and set my self on fire if he wants me to

[isolophilian]

it's fucking sad that Percy believes himself to be stupid or thinks that his questions are dumb. like they make perfect sense??? I was thinking the same thing???? for someone who has no explanation of what's going on 24/7, I'd say he's doing pretty good

#AAAAAAAA #THAT IS A CHILD #WHY DOES A CHILD THINK THEY'RE STUPID #BECAUSE HE'S NOT #HE'S ACTUALLY SO FUCKING SMART #HE'S JUST NOT IN THE RIGHT ENVIRONMENT FOR IT #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE YOU SICK BASTARDS #percy jackson #walker scobell #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #isoceratops

[wilhelm-laugh]

alright I’m all set for the final chapter

#it’s so over #wish me luck #bllk #bluelock #bllk ubers #bastard munchen #the way i’m about to be in denial #why isn’t it possible? why not you stupid bastard?

[greyias]

🥺

So I finally figured out which way Ari would go with the romance scene and was going through it so I could I guess get back to the plot. (Yes it seems Gale popped her arm back in her socket at some point in the night).

And at the end, after all the sarxy astral plane shenanigans, it shows her back in her bedroll and I notice something in the corner beyond Gale's empty bedroll.

And I'm like "WAIT. WHAT WAS THAT?"

So I go through it again. And ZOOM. ENHANCE.

MF'er has not gone to sleep. He's staying up watching everyone sleep. HIS HAND OVER HIS HEART 😭

AND THEN STARTS TO THINK REALLLL HARD

All the way until morning time.

gdi gale

#grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #like the layers to him holding his hand over his heart #where the orb is that is his albatross and his impending doom #but also the exact spot your character kisses and shows affection to in the cutscene #this stupid wizard man #just take my whole heart why don't you? #did they have to show a literal two seconds of him in the background? #no #but they made sure to #larian you beautiful bastards #i really need to get that free camera mod #because i so want to start poking around the nooks and crannies #of all these little details in the cutscenes #ari's og campaign

[owlbelly]

moodboard → FitzChivalry Farseer (The Farseer Trilogy / Realm of the Elderlings / Robin Hobb)

#realm of the elderlings #fitz farseer #robin hobb #character moodboard #it's the bastard himself #i really think green knight dev patel has the look #and gawain has the beautiful stupidity & lack of self-control #fitz why do i keep forgiving you. why does anyone

[saintedbythestorm]

Man the fucking gall of Jowan. Dude, did you forget you lied about being a damn blood mage? That trumps everything mate. Shut you ass up.

#also i did try to talk the bastard out of his stupid plan but ofc we conveniently ignore that. #god he annoys me. #dragon age sure has its characters i tell you #...spoilers?? #eh fuck it sure why not. #spoilers #ryder speaking

[jacqcrisis]

Caleb, standing in the kitchen, about to make some eggs but distracted by a video on his phone of a bodybuilder chugging a blender full of raw eggs.

"Bro, you ever eat raw eggs?" He asks Zeke as the drowsy changeling shuffles into the kitchen.

Zeke squints at the video, blinks sleepily for a minute like he's processing before he makes a face at Caleb. He reaches over to grab an egg out of the carton he bought, tips his head back, cracks it directly into him mouth, and swallows it easily.

"No." He says, popping one half of the shell into his mouth to crunch on before walking back out of the kitchen, leaving Caleb dumbfounded about what just happened.

#monster dude and gym bro #idk why i had this thought last night #i just love the idea of zeke being a bastard when he first wakes up #of course hes eaten eggs before caleb its a cheap and easy food #you stupid bitch

[bone-yarddz]

“Unforgivable, that’s what I am!”

“I forgive you.”

Okay, I was thinking this over (for like, the hundredth time since watching the show) and my mind kinda just clicked with something. Maybe Aziraphale feels that forgiving Crowley is a form of… something, like love, affection. Maybe he’s saying “it’s okay, I love you anyway and forgive you”. Let me explain. Aziraphale wants Crowley to come to Heaven, be an Angel again. He forgives him twice, once in Season 1 and the second time in Season 2. He seemingly forgets/ignores the fact Crowley is a demon at times. It’s like he thinks Crowley deserves forgiveness, thinks he doesn’t deserve being a demon. I think that’s why he is so quick to hand out his forgiveness , kindness, patience and even love. It’s because he believes Crowley is, deep down, kind and good. He thinks that in Crowley, there is an Angel that is still pure and longing to come back out, he thinks that Angel can’t because they’re buried beneath a demon. Let’s say, for the sake of sorting my brain out, Aziraphale separates the parts of Crowley into categories: Crawly, who is just the demon, The Angel, who is good and worth saving and Crowley The balance, the one he either feel in love with or thinks is proof the Angel he feel in love with is still in there. Crowley is the forgivable one, Crawly was the damnable one and The Angel is and was the lovable one. Perhaps. But who knows, maybe Aziraphale is just a bastard or bad at saying “Do it again”. (And now I will be drawing this idea, bless my artist brain, and crying over it)

#aziraphale good omens #innefable husbands #good omens #good omens fandom #crowley good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season two #good omens spoilers #gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide #god Aziraphale is driving me up a wall I can’t figure out how his dumb little Angel brain works #stupid angel man thing #WHY WAS HE SMILING IN THE ELEVATOR WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING YOU DEVIOUS BASTARD #bastard aziraphale in s3 #he’s a little bit of a bastard #aziraphale and crowley #aziraphale headcanons #angel crowley #im going insane

[katyspersonal]

Tumblr sorta needs a 'Mute' feature in my opinion. Like what if I don't want to block this user, what if I don't want to become enemies and in some days I'd like to interact. But also most of the time seeing how they avidly encourage everyone else whereas I get the passive-aggressive 'oh yeah very uhh... interesting... (please leave me alone I don't like your art lol)' makes me want to unfollow every single fan of these characters and never draw them again.

I remember two years ago the exact same thing happened when someone liked the same character and the same ship and I swear I was the only person in the fandom they bluntly left out and could not spare a single good word for. I can't even blame this on my art being "ugly" because this type of user always aggressively praises all art styles and all levels of skill, it feels more like 'a personal thing except we never fought a single time'. And now my toxic trait of needing approval from [cool person name] is back to haunt me years later! Add the unability to "abandon" this character/ship/whatever despite wanting to after facing so much unspoken passive spite, because I am a contrarian and the best way to trap me into doing something is to try to exclude me from it. I didn't face attempts to very aggressively bully me out of the yard/class/community/etc, sometimes with physical violence included, only to let something mid like passive aggression online finally do it.

I am really stupid and naive person despite my age, but in like 5% of the cases I will still understand the hint and understand what is going on. Yet I have to pretend to be clueless even in rare situations when I know someone hates me, because since they never admitted it, quitting will be perceived as me being "paranoid". But dear goooood, it hurts sometimes. I hope that one day I will be numbed to being treated as a tumor on an otherwise healthy body of society that someone is dying to amputate- and always a person whose approval I want, of all people. Knowing that this day will come is one of the things that keep me going as both a person and a creator. Things like viruses and diseases still try their best to persist, so even if I am actually one, I should persist. It doesn't matter whether I actually rot everything around me or this is just my self-depreciating delusion upon focusing on people that mistreated me and not people that loved me. What matters is persisting, I just still feel angry that it hurts. I can't respond spite with spite or passive aggression with passive aggression, I can't do the 'smug asshole' when I become aware that someone tries to starve me until I "die". I can just fall over and cry about it like a kicked dog, despite being so old, especially when it is a person I didn't have anything against.

And really.. It is as simple as turning the internet off, so I don't see The Person and can focus on doing stuff that I like, as if they never existed and can't crash my self-esteem. It is just annoying to keep doing this, a feature to not see them unless I am in the mood would be better. Like.. blocking is not an option. Not only it implies being enemies which is not my intention, but also it will be like an "evidence" that I was "crazy". They didn't do anything, right? Well, they know what they did, but it was never verbal, so it is my fault I "imagined things", right?

#/vent #/negative #/HEAVILY negative #fandomry rambles #like I started crying typing this do not read it unless you already know #it is just stupid how I don't even need any sort of drama to *just* annoy people to THIS severe point #like I said even before everything there was a very similar situation #I just evoke some primal hatred in specific type of people #it is probably what happened with maasanox but they apologized and moreover felt bad vibes from the stalker bully idiot #it is more like that meme from Lilo and Stitch #'ah yeah all artists and other creative fans deserve knowing they are liked and talented and supported...' #*katya walks in* 'EXCEPT THAT ONE!!!!!!!' #the punchline is that the two years ago guy and todays guy are fans of the same character #I swear the fictional bastard has abnormal ability to reveal the ugliest truths and bring out the worst in people #like the last time someone kinned the twink every single person here showed their true face and that was painful #not a single person got spared of showing what they were made of and me lacking spine was the LEAST of the sins brought up for judgement #you see this is why truth hurts. because people are terrible. truth is always ugly because WE are always ugly #I kinda love him for that but seriously can he stop making the worst things surface for FIVE minutes lol #in my excuse I am TRYING to kill my 'inner child' because these problems are too stupid but it seems impossible #I am a kicked dog with rabies in the past today and always

[witchy-stars]

Who the

FUCK

Banishes scholars

From a fucking

LIBRARY

Ptolemy VIII. That's who. Fucking sausage. Fuck him. Should be stabbed 30 times. I now hate him even more then fuckin caesar.

#going through the library of alexandria's wikipedia and. #who the fuck does that #why #how stupid do you need to be to do something like that #who even let him climb to power #fucker #absolute bitch (derogatory) #worse then caesar #'beware the ides of march' if i lived in the same years as that bastard he'd better beware all the time #poisoning his food

[asthevermincrawls]

if tumblr rolls out an algorithm as default I'm 100% leaving. I'm just going to email you all instead. suck my dick @staff.

#so fucking stupid #greedy bastards #why the fuck would you nuke the ONE thing about this website that actually makes it good #btw if they announce some shit like this dm me or send an ask and ill give you my discord. or like email or some shit #we dont have to be mutuals either! #maybe it would be fun to make a little photography discord server to share photos on #a.txt

[sapphirefox1995]

I really wanted to like A Starless Clan but I just cant seem to anyway here's the beautiful and amazing Sunbeam with one of my least fav cats I hate him so much

#Why they make me hate him #I know hes relatable #Im trans I see the subtext #and if you dont even mean that I can see how he's relatable #but hes a bastard and his problems are so like... #real but put in the most stupid way possible #He had potential but he's just a dick #also Frostpaw and Sunbeam are the stars of this one fr fr #also also I fucking adore the broken code and having this right after it I cannot #warrior cats #wc #nightheart #sunbeam #asc spoilers #warrior cat spoilers #asc #a starless clan spoilers #a starless clan