#WIFE ME THE FUCK UP

[muzsmoux]

Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #s2 ep2 #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #happy wife happy life #*fucks up a game of dice telekinetically* #“oh no I seem to have lost!! please give me your half eaten cold bun. for reasons. please im beg-”

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first! #my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped! #no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different. #to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life! #but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!! #my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘 #i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful. #and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

[inkskinned]

it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.

i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.

it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.

#warm up #writeblr #i spent a lot of time picturing our future #how funny to think: in each version of our future #i was never myself #i was someone smarter kinder braver #better adept. #who could navigate the way you shouted and got angry at small things and never fucking believed the best of me #i would never be needy and you'd never get tired of me #people usually talk about how we picture people as being “fixable”. but i assumed i was the problem. my idyllic picture wasn't of you. #it was a version of me that wasn't ill. that needed no extra help. that could be your wife and happy #the fact i wasn't happy was because there is something so wrong inside me. it's always been that way. i convinced myself: #if i stay i can change. if i stay i can make it worth it. i can apologize and fix this. and make us both okay. #for the last year i've been thinking about how you blamed our whole breakup on me. how it was my fault for whatever thing. #and i agreed with you. because of course i did. you'd trained me to believe everything was my fault . that you wanted to love me and i made #it far too hard. that i was always finding ways to ''set you off'. #a few days ago while i was doing something else #i realized that while i was in crisis you told me to fuck off and find someone else to get help. and you never fucking apologized . #you said i made you do that because i wasn't being sensible. i had been crying too hard to speak clearly. #you said: you're doing this to manipulate me. #you forgave yourself for that. i had to forgive you without apology. you said you were right to react that way. and then you were SO #SO annoyed. any time i said: i feel like you aren't nice to me. it is hard to trust that you love me. #i don't think about you that much anymore. but these days when i do: all i can think is that im not sure u ever really understood kindness #you were the cruelest to the people closest to you. and most of the time. that meant it fell to me.

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

#ok let me ramble abt F&A real quick #paul is such a himbo in this one and no one talks abt that #i love nmt cuz it really shows how fucked up paul is #doesnt listen to his wife at all. gets drunk on half a beer. kills people. is a clone. later turns into a cat #im an emma kinnie not bc i relate to her but bc i also would kill for paul /j #nightmare time #paulkins #emma perkins #paul matthews #daiwild #ask tag

[abbey-abdominal]

DRAW EVIL RAGATHA BEING SUPER PROTECTIVE OF POMNI

you… do you know? that bad girls? go to hell?

#requesties #my thoughts while drawing this: god i hope this doesn't awaken something in me... THEY TOLD ME THINK ABOUT WELL I DID AND I DON'T WANNA FEE #A THING ANYMORE... fuck this is too much... idgaf... im so jealous of pomni... please pomni don't be so hard to draw im tryin put u w with #your wife stupid... oh... oh??? so you're cooperating now... good shut up and kiss her holy shit #*puts head in hands* it did in fact awaken something in me #creepy protective mommy ragatha #and shy concerned creepy pomni #since theres already evil!raggs out there somewhere im dubbing this ragapom “edgelord!ragapom” so #edgelord!ragapom #ragapom #caption is Get Scared lyrics #my art #digital art #sketch sloppy oppy sketch #design switches because I couldn’t give edgelord!ragatha cute curly hair like #in my head this raggs is 4 sure a voodoo doll and not a Raggedy Ann knock off #girl has graduated into goth school 😍 #thanks 4 the requestie #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #jesterdoll #doomed digital yuri

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 7: i miss my wife bonbon

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #twohat spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #SLIDING IN WITH 14 MINUTES TO THE CLOCK YEA BABY #this is like the dollar store version of what i had in my head but in my defense i was out all day. woopsiedoodle #its my personal postcanon headcanon that sif goes on like a several month 'i miss my dead wife' arc about loop bc he thinks they evaporated #into the either infinity war style after their fight. so theyre rlly sad and emo n shit about it but theyre like well. i hope loop is happy #at least. i hope they moved on and found peace :) #meanwhile loop does not know what moving on is they are clawing onto mortality with every last sap of their strength #always approximately 4 seconds from deciding to track down the party #but theyre scared so they spend all their time fuckin playing with birds and scaring kids or whatever #until one day siffrin's like stars i know they probably cant hear me but i miss them. and like does the handsign morosely #and then after several seconds loop picks up like ....hi stardust!!! wow you really didnt miss me that much huh!!! #siffrin voice: YOU'RE NOT FUCKING DEAD?! #anyways what heinous crime did the running one commit. leave your answers in the comments below #also. happy one week of this fucking guy!!!

[laniidae-passerine]

my post about Danver’s racism hits so much harder knowing now that she had an Indigenous son and she lost him, implicitly to someone white and drunk like the woman she arrests in an early episode. She made a life with a man she loved and she had a baby with him - someone she likely felt growing inside her, that was born with her eyes, that looked nothing else like her but was her baby. Her special little boy. And then this town, out of nowhere, stole him from her in the most horrific way. So love nothing. Protect no one. Let nobody in. Until Navarro with all her problems and her heart and her belief and that connection which allows her to see Holden, to tell Liz what he said, comes crashing in. And everything changes.

#LIZ DANVERS I’M CRYING FOR YOU #oh her precious baby. so rare in so many ways. fuck. she lost her husband and her son #why protect Prior’s relationship. he’s going to lose his wife and son anyway this town takes and takes and takes from Indigenous people #and if you love them you lose them #genuinely want to wail. interracial narratives of how your heart can twist into something ugly because you loved so hard and lost it kill me #keep your walls up high and let nobody in. let no pain in. let no love in either. #night country #true detective night country #true detective #true detective: night country #liz danvers

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to make you obsessed with evil video game men

#someone help i cannot escape the grasp of the Fucked Up Evil White Boys From Video Games I Don't Even Play #(the Fucked Up Evil White Boys include: Strade BTD. William Afton (that was a low point). Phillip Graves. Albert Wesker.) #why am i like this #me to my friends: guys i have a new fictional crush #friends: is it another evil mid white guy #me: uhhhhh..... #to be fair i have good taste in fictional WOMEN. #read the tags #granted the women i like also have moral questionableness. ventress my evil wife >>> #actually strade is only questionably white like he's german but he's often portrayed as kind of racially ambiguous so who knows

[yourslutava]

Baddiest bitch out here🤣🤣🤣

#nude #slut #NSFW #giveaway #sugarbaby #cuckold #verify #verified #real #realgirls #model #bikini #whore #cheater #worship #cuck #slutty #fetish #kinky #bdsm #slapped #abused #gonewild #baby #femdom #barelylegal #18 #tribute #cumslut #cum #swallow #ass #booty #payme #moneywhore #meetup #premium #freenudes #yourslut #meetandfuck #meetupsex #horny #sex

#succession #wife material #city girls #toxic masculinity #hornyyy #hornyposting #meet and fuck #dick suckers #slutlife #slutty wife #hook me up #money lover wally #wet and needy

[gazel-hazel]

Would you dance with a goth girl 😳☺️

#+18 or +adult only #thick and juicy #thick babe #thicc af #thick hips #thick legs #thick vibes only #thick wife #thickaf #thickwomen #tit thursday #thigh hi socks #thic #huge titts #sexy titts #tatttoos #girls with tattoos #tie me up #tattoos #thicc as fuck #thicc ass #thicc babe #thicc girls #thicc white women #tumblr girls #big tiddy goth gf #great breasts #bi girls #gothic #alternative goth

[b4kuch1n]

What is this for, love? Home, or glory?

#pokemon #swsh #assistant sonia #gym leader nessa #aquaheartshipping #mermay #on a technicality dskjfhjk but hey. it is the base concept #maybe later on in the month there will be an actual monster. but for now. themb #happy baku draws dr. jones and callie again!! I still think about them. about dr. jones' six phds #instead of going home to ur wife!! ma'am #this was fully like. me fucking around with colors probably. I was just coasting my digital energy while its still there #and then. here it is #the full res file of this is very big #my last two digital things are all drawn on a giant canvas lol #(the other digital thing. u gotta wait to see. itll be awesome) #this tho. this is here on time. fish!! #I may need to lay down #well what else is new!! I gotta wake up early tomorrow to marinade the stuff. so. you know how it is #have a good night!! home or glory its all good!