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mars-the-4th-planet · 5 years

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Ruby Rambles 2019

Jukebox snuggles into their chair, wrapped cozily in their blanket.

"Welcome back everybody to the Isaac Munger show! We are continuing where we left off in Rwby, I mean where I left off in rwby, which is halfway through season seven. Lets pretend I made episodes on the first five episodes okay?"

Some stuff happens on screen. We all saw volume seven, chapter six. I dont need to describe it to you.

"Wow! I... Im legitimately surprised that Yang would pants Blake. Even considering how much stuff has happened since Adam died, I really was not expecting that. Now Yang better apologize because we know Blake is NOT into that."

They continue watching, and their eyebrows go up.

"Yea, okay. Now Blake is running off again, what else is new. Hey, you forgot your pants! Is anyone gonna tell her? No? You just gonna leave your pants? OKAY THEN."

Jukebox shrugs and shakes their head in confusion. "I mean, im not exactly wearing pants either but you cant see because of my camera angle so-"

A masked jukebox rushed in, with the mask looking like the YouTube logo. "Demonitized!" They shouted and socked jukebox with a pillow.

"I mean, im totally wearing pants and cannot relate to Blake at all. Hehehehe." Jukebox laughs sarcastically.

They continue to do watch, getting extremely excited all of a sudden. "PENNY!" Jukebox cries out. "Oh my God shes back! And shes gonna talk to rwby! I mean Ruby! I mean-"

On the screen, Penny does not seem to be able to remember Ruby.

Jukebox stared blankly. "I... I dont like where this is going."

"No."

"Stop crying ruby, no, not the sad music."

"Yes, come on, its penny, you can make friends with her again, Ruby no!"

Jukebox threw their hands up in the air. "Ruby ran off. I guess I understand, it must feel awful that Penny cant remember her, but still- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS ROOSTER TEETH?! YOU CANT JUST BRING BACK PENNY BUT HAVE HER NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING! AGHIVCGJDFDJTJCTKVYKFKTXRJDIXUCUFKKTC"

The rwby episode ended, and it cut to Jukeboxes outro. "Now remember guys, I have merch now! You can get this nice Jukebox beanie, or these penny stockings, a fluffy orange wig, or this cool t-shirt that has a picture of my face but without a nose.

I am not sure why that was the most highly voted thing I should put on the shirt, but here it is!

Oh and we also got these amazing CZ2128 Delta figurines

Shes a cute orange haired combat ready android just like Penny, but with a little eyepatch and a maid outfit! How cool is that? Anyway to get all of this be sure to hit the link down in the description. First hundred to order get 50% off their first purchase. My tumblr and discord are also in the description, and you can totally talk to me anytime as long as you have the receipt of your merch purchase! See you all next time on the Isaac Munger show!"

Jukebox blew a kiss like always and the screen went black.

#Best friend boxy

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