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I think to hard about my DnD character's backstory and i see red
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wheresmulder · 1 year
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We don't celebrate Xmas but we're doing it this year on a ridiculous whim bc my sister was like "what if we get a hot pink xmas tree" and me going "here's my credit card" so
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And we haven't told my mom bc we thought it would be funny to surprise her bc she was like "what if we got a tree this year" after I already bought it so I did my best grinch impression like "NO. XMAS IS FUCKING STUPID. IN THIS HOUSE WE DO NOT FEED CORPORATE GREED." while my sister is in the backseat trying not to fucking laugh bc the tree is being delivered the next day so yeah we successfully got the package in the house without her knowing and last night we went to h***y l***y for decorations and my siblings and I were literally pissing our pants laughing at all the weird xmas shit and grabbing everything we liked and putting it in the cart while going "BIGFOOT ORNAMENT? IT'S IN THE MOVIE." like literally this:
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Shout out to k&p for the gremlins 2 sketch bc LMFAOooOoo all the other customers/employees were like "👀 wtf is wrong with them/🤔are they actually making a movie" and then AND THEN. I SEE HIM
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Hands down the most disturbing creature I've ever encountered. I was absolutely hysterical i couldn't stop laughing. My sister called him a curly toed weirdo. It's giving:
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AND HE IS WEARING *PINK*???? HE MATCHES THE FUCKING TREE????
We almost passed out laughing i could not breathe. This little freak was EIGHTY DOLLARS??????? but all the xmas shit was on sale so he was 30 and we're like........ 👀are we.... 👀we're not....👀couldn't possibly... 👀but what if....
and i was like you know what. Commit to The Bit so guess what bitches?
He's in the movie. Say hello to my first born son 👨‍👩‍👦 Giuseppe Creeps👶🔪
(lil seppy for short)
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this is us checking out I told the cashier "please be careful with my son" and she had to keep a straight face bc her manager was there but as we were walking away she whispered "have fun with your son" so I'm just spreading xmas cheer everywhere I go with this little freak. Idk how but he's going on the tree. He is In The Movie. He's the star of gremlins 2. I love him sfm. but when we got home I went straight to my mom with him on my shoulder like as a distraction while my siblings hid all the ornaments so my mom thinks this is the only thing we bought at the store (and we were there for over an hour):
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So i walk in with him and WHEN MY MOM SAW HIM ON MY SHOULDER SHE FUCKING RECOILED AWAY FROM ME IN HORROR. FULLY LIKE:
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IM SRS 100% THATS LITERALLY WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE and I againnn almost fucking diiiiiiied laughing I could not breathe
SHE ✨️F E A R S✨️ HIM and has no idea about the tree were gonna set it up today while she's running errands this is the best fucking christmas ive ever had
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hyuckieslove · 10 months
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nct ot23 as unhinged things my friends have said pt.2
author's note - this is me reappearing after my 65686848th hiatus so thank yall for dealing with me <33 plus credits to @inthekpopland for the header!
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taeil: is it wrong to want to be asphyxiated in a sexual and morbid manner????
johnny: yee haw gay people
taeyong: i may or may not piss you off so you later choke me and to then tell you im into that and piss you off further but at that point i just watch you struggle, because thats what best friends do <3
yuta: the only reason i feel like shit is because i am the shit. and maybe the antidepressants.
doyoung: "DONT SEXUALIZE HIM" WTF HE WAS BORN FROM A PENIS DOODLE
kun: no, we are not going to tie soggy oreos to a stick and make xiaojun give us piggyback rides as he hopelessly chases the oreo.
ten: I AM CUPID BITCH I CAN AND WILL GET YOU MARRIED TO THAT HOT GAY DUDE BECAUSE HE IS DEFINITELY HOT AND GAY AND YOU ARE HOT AND GAY AND 2 + 2 IS 1 ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MATCHMAKING CAPABILITIES???
jaehyun: *unironically* C'mere you omega tiny UwU baby gorl, u lokkin submissive and breedable, scrumpdidallyumptious, delectable, moist, baby UwU Werwolf
winwin: scare the children janice
jungwoo: guys i learned a new english word!! e r e c t i l e d y s f u n c t i o n. johnny said it's a type of dinosaur!
mark: what happens when an asexual gets a boner? do they just start crying?? i need answers people.
xiaojun: *asked a question but doyoung and ten started arguing* the lesbian council is conferring
lucas: OLAF WAS STARING AT MY FUCKIN TITS AND I BLINDFOLEDE HIM AND HE TOOK IT OFF AND IT WAS 2 AM AND-
hendery: like once i had a stuffed animal from build a bear and neutered it at home and took out its hear and then put another stuffed animal inside it and pretended it was pregnant and made it have an emergency c section but the mom dies and then the father resented the child for killing his wife. on a totally unrelated not, my parents desperately needed to put safety controls on my i-pad.
renjun: *to yangyang* YOU SAID YOU WOULD SUCK OFF A TESLA (THE FUCKING CAR FOR FUCKS SAKES) AND "NOM NOM MY CAT" IN THE SPAN OF 20 MINUTES. MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT THERE YOU DENSE MORON
jeno: *banana was thrown at him in a questionable alley* this is the way i die :) but its ok because we are surrounded by feral (?) cat, cats nonetheless
haechan: *makes typo and is being flamed for it in the gc* english isnt my first language you fucking racists *is a native english speaker*
jaemin:*encounters slight inconvenience* its gay people month. go to jail. meanies.
yangyang: CAN WE TIE SOGGY OREOS TO A STICK AND MAKE XIAOJUN GIVE US PIGGY BACK RIDES AS HE HOPELESSY CHASES THE OREO
shotaro: yall why is chatgpt being so nice to me :( i am getting emotionally attached help me 😭
sungchan: im raviolonely :(
chenle: AND WHOS TO SAY IM NOT AN INSANELY SMART YET DUMB 5 YEAR OLD *seconds later* ha embezzlement haha
jisung: *in a card to old people* have a nice day! dont get lice
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(submitted by someone i wish i could tag not my shit whoever did this because tumblr won’t let me see it i love you)
i am just going to make a masterpost of my school’s shenanigans
a: “ill tell you where its from after we get outta hearing range of (teacher). dont wanna get in trouble“ has gotten in trouble for swearing^
b: “(name) most of the things you say would get you in trouble”
a: “.. fair”
c (teacher) was proctoring and so we were in another classroom. he walked in, and immediately said “whats up knuckleheads”
d: “bbq beans???? its 07:11!!!”
e: “yeah”
f: “hand or mouth?”
g: “teeth”
f: “no”
h: “no”
a“please add arson (to a story) if you didn’t already”
b“that’s their first date wtf”
b“i want to add a dark turn to my story but half of the characters are already dead”
a “kill another”
b “hes gonna die later!”
a “whats wrong with a necromancy”
b“he already died once already!”
a“whats wrong with a SECOND necromancy?”
b“he only has 9 lives”
a“what about 100th necromancy?”
a“stab and run!”- quoting a list of crimes
b“thats a 6 year old”
a“what”
b”ripping out organs wasnt an issue”
a”oh thats just tuesday!”
b”what are you scared of?”
a“someone opening my writing app and reading it… (this bitch wrote porn!)and also the koolaid man.”
b”ohyeah”
(about pot stickers (the food)at school)
a “the outside of this tastes like pasta… lasagna ass bitch”
d: a
a: yea?
d: go home!
a: ok (turns around and leaves, mom picked her up)
“let go of the tree!”
“it makes oxygen for me i love it”
i just. saw a kid taking a swig of honey. it is nine in the morning. why. i am in fear
a “i dont care if its good i care if its done because mine sure isnt”
b “insurance???”
b “but seriously. how do you tone (english class)”
a “………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
c “austria said ‘its mine! kick rocks.’”
c “austria said ‘i want to control it all because i have problems and therapy doesn’t exist yet’”
c “idk what you learn in b r a i n c l a s s” about psychology
i “i will cut out your spleen if you dont”
a “…”
i “jokes on u im into that shit”
a “do i even have a spleen?????”
i “NOT WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU WONT HAVE A PROBOSCUS. wait do you know how to spell that cuz i sure dont”
c throwing a basketball at the hoop “LEEBRON”
he missed
c “for michael jacksons legacy” missed bball shot
c “theres some guy! hanging from a Thing there!”
c “hes crying on a donkey! name something more sad!”
a“crying not on a donkey, donkeys are expensive”
a kid showed off his playboy hoodie to our teacher. she did not know where the logo is from and he walks a free man
a (hands croc to a mf): i entrust you with this to protect yourself and the money
g immediately: threateans a known kleptomaniac with the croc in defence of 5 high-schoolers pizza money
i took a yearbook picture of my friend pretending to draw in a notebook with a stylus for a touchscreen. will they notice? will they put it in the yearbook? who knows! only time will tell!
a “the pile of ppl are growing!”
a “there is a guy on the floor here. .. he is scuttling..”
g “hey colonoscopy man. leave.”
colonoscopy man “you talked to jesus didn’t you”
g “colonoscopy man leave”
j “stop mistreating- manhandling my banana”
honorable mention: molotov soaptail which caused emotional support among us
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sargent-major-jane · 3 years
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okay so...Ranboo...is a morally ambiguous character...who keeps minutes for the smp because he has memory issues...and is slowly losing his mind because he can’t even trust himself...who has had several mental breakdowns and is constantly arguing with himself...and refuses to choose sides because he only cares about people and not countries...because he himself is split in half and knows that division inevitably leads to destruction...and he is being forced watch his friends tear themselves apart...while he is one of the few who can see clearly...but when he says that unity is the only answer no one listens to him...because only he is willing to look at two sides instead of just one...and in his attempt to not betray anyone he ends up betraying everyone...and so he locks himself in his panic room and begins hallucinating Dream’s voice telling him that he is responsible for terrible things that he just refuses to remember...my god he is not okay...
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morituristic · 5 years
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depression and anxiety are making me fail all my classes this semester :( plus all the genetically messed up stuff in my family is finally presenting in me :’)
anyways im learning italian and its fun
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yearnlark · 2 years
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#ohhhhh f u c k me#i found a bunch of the little sketches i made of them and. g o d. FUCK. theres one in here from freshman year when i just thought they#were the nicest coolest person id ever met bc they were they were they are and. fcuk. fuck.#theres doodles of them from rehearsal when we very first started going out and theres doodles of them from rehearsal more recently and#theres art inhhere from when i missed them ofer the summer and. and the old ones have their long hair and the newer ones show after they cut#it and the newest ones showed how its started to grow back and. god. FUCK. holy fucking h e l l. god this fucking h u r t s#all this after the fucking nightmare i had earlier too goddamnit goddamnit godDAMNit#h e l l. i cant. everything is. its all about them even when i dont mean it to be even when it doesnt start that way and i. dont know what#the fuck to DO bc this is all so. this is all so fucking much and i miss them so fucking badly and its been 43 days since ive seen or talked#to them at ALL and i cant STAND this i feel liek im losing myfucking mIND and i dont know what the fuck i could possibly ever say i dont#even know what i want besides them and thats ridiculous and stupid and i shouldnt i should know bettwr and i should be over this by now but#everything makes me think of them everythingeverythingeverything and even though ive been Actively Fucking Trying to figure out how tf to#move tf ON bc i know i SHOULD bc. bc everyone thinks i should and i trust theur judgement on this a helluva lot more than mine bc mine was#what got me INTO this mess in ghe FIRST fucking place but. i still fucking love them!! and i still fucking WANT to love them!!! and i still#FUCKING WANT to be with them godDAMNIt idk wtf to DO. every option os bad nd i cant see a way out of this without hurtibg literally Everyone#Involved and i cant STAND i dont WANT to hurt anyone but if i choose yes i hurt the other and if icchoose no then that hurts them and ikikik#im not responsible for wither of those things but. gdi. gdi. gdi i want to hold them again i feel so fucking lost and fluttery and they were#always such an anchor and i cant i cant i cant i CANT bc inSHOULDNT bc ig itll just hurts us both no matter what?? its all fucking lose-lose#its all fucking lose-lose and their hearts are in the fucking balance and i cant help both and i cant help either and ik that its not my#fault or responsibility but oh god ohgodohgodoh g o d i dont want to hurt anyone adn i dont know how to be good or healthy and im trying so#FUCKING hard but it doesnt seem like ots working at ALL bc for all im strainjng to do good and do healthy im still not and i can see it#happening but i cant seem to change iteven for my sake even though ik thats all i wanted for them was for them to do better for their own gd#sake!! i cant hopefor that from them if *i* cant do it. righr?? and i just feel like everythinf is spinning and im lost and. g o d. h e l l#they made it all seemso easy and clear and they were so supportive when i had no bones of my own to speakof and now i nkow that was probably#HURTING them and i cANT let that HAPPEN ANYMORE but im so confused and conflicted and they were always readyto try andease that away and i#GOD. it fuckinf HURTS. the nightmaee was just them angry and hurtinf and hating me + thekself and i woke up fucing sobbing bc i didnt have#anyanswers but dream-them said i was right:i WASNt worth gettig bettwr for but i was also WRONGbc they didnt think THEY were worth it either#and i couldbt help them in the dream i just woke up in tears and i cant help them irl bc i cant make myself nothing to them and i dont WANT#to even tho ik its SELFISH. but i cant even help my gd self!! and i havent even shown them all this fucking art. only one of the sketches#over txt ovr the summer+they said they loved it+it almost made them cry+i cant show anyone these now i cant but. i still have them. god. GOD
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Celebrating Your Birthday with Bnha Boys!!
Writing this for the lovely @no1herothatlookslikeavillain <33 I hope you enjoy the headcanons!!
Characters: Sero and Bakugo
Sero Hanta:
omg I feel like sero is like so hyped for your birthday
like he's planning a nice ass party two weeks before your birthday
birthday? more like birthweek
will just fucking spoil you the entire week
im talkin pillow forts, amusement parks, movie nights
because youre his baby and he wants you to feel special
would ask denki and kiri to help him bake you your favorite flavored cake
(that ends up horribly wrong and they just pay bakugo to make the cake)
literally at 12:00am on your birthday he's waking you up (if you were sleeping) and hosts a dance party right then and there
i feel like instead of buying you gifts he would make you gifts which I think is rly cute
expect waking up to rose petals, lit candles, the w h o l e jazz
birthday sex??? winkn wonk lolol
definitely will smash your face into the cake and then take pictures
will post said pictures on every social media platform he has smh
he just wants to show you off uwuwu
Bakugo Katsuki:
TSUNDERE ALL THE WAY THROUGH
will pretend to have forgotten for h o u r s
just like "sorry babe i dont know what you're talking abt"
and at first you thought you'd just give in to the teasing
but then you had a t h o u g h t
"fine i guess i'll go celebrate with Deku at least he remembers!"
o o p -
boomboom boi no like that
will sound just a t a d to desperate when he blocks the door and tells you "Woah why would you go to that loser when I'm right here.???"
just tell him you'd rather be with him than deku and everything will be fine
will tell you happy birthday like every other hour after that lol
mostly u guys just chill, watching movies and taking naps together
then when its like 10 pm bakugos tells you to get in the car
and ur like ???
but you do it anyways bc u trust the boomboom boi
so u sit in the car for like ten minutes and the bakugo comes out and puts some s t u f f in the backseat and starts driving and ur just like yo wtf are we doin
and hes like shush be patient j e s u s
then he stops at this random park and pulls a picnic blanket out
thats right bitch late night picnic under the stars
and he already made all the food
you're just like 0:
and hes like close your fucking mouth before you swallow a mosquito
so then you're like :|
but youre sooo happy and excited and hes happy to see you happy on your birthday so its a winwin :)))
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Masterlist!!
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kaebedom-me · 3 years
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alright this isn't a poly post but being Childe's best friend while he's pining for Kaeya??? like he's being all dramatic saying the beauty of the universe can't compare to Kaeya and you're all like 'have you even talked to him???' and he's like 'nooo but he's my soulmateeee' and just dealing with the chaos known as Chaeya (+bonus if you're Diluc's s/o and both of them just DONE with their pining and lock them into a closet to 'CONFESS FOR FUCKS SAKE')
consider this my offering to diluc to come home to me on feb 3rd on xiao’s banner on my first 10 pulls PLEASE IM BEG 
also nonnie you’re so big brained- i can’t get over this request like- chaeya pining??? diluc?????? ??????????????? i love it so much thank you for this request
being childe’s best friend is chaos enoUgH
he’s always getting into trouble, and you always have to help him??
but it’s also him telling you about his problems and him being there for yours? 
you two being plenty affectionate as friends too because you’re like best buds
childe’s always buying you shit and you always have to beat the shit out of him for buying you shit because wtf dude
little do you know he wants to fight you is why he’s finding ways to riles you up
pls you’re like one of his true friends because yeah he has cliques, the harbingers (whatever they are in this AU), and they hang occasionally, but they’re not like friends friends- 
so he really appreciates you as a person??? also zhongli!! they’d be buds too
y’all could be a little trio!
now you kinda know kaeya? from diluc-
wait idk how to do this- there’s so many possibilities??? pre-established diluc x you? or???? you pining for diluc??? or you being buds also w kaeya and know diluc??????
ah but for here i’ll do you and childe were both single at first? then you meet the loves of your lives-
i like to think you kinda know kaeya or know of him? and childe’s like kinda know him too but not really maybe acquaintances? they talked like once and my boy fell in love so hard (what au is this helP?? uNI?????? THE POSSIBILTIES i’ll leave it vague)
you know kaeya better after like meeting diluc? and you know oh they have some sort of relationship but diluc Does Not Want to talk about it
so one day childe’s acting all strange moping around and you’re like bro wtf?? and he confesses he’s into this guy
you being the good friend you are is super supportive and wants the hot deets
and you find out how fucking stupid your bff5ever is??? HAHHAHA he’s made eye contact w his crush once (1) and he’s thinking about marriage???
you do try to help him too and it’s a lot of childe talking about this mystery man for a long time HAHAHHA
zhongli comes by now and then and is like ah yes that man you will marry
zhongli is a little stupid too, thinks he’s already dating Kaeya but he doesn't know- because childe speaks as if they’re already dating so imagine zhongli’s surprise when you tell them they barely know each other HAHAHHAHAHHA
you get to know Kaeya better first, because he approaches you! mostly cuz he noticed how diluc’s around you a lot? so he approaches you out of curiosity
you don’t know this is childe’s man yet, so you’re all like whomst???? stop talking to me, you’re making diluc not look at me???
oh my god it’s a whole mess
you start hanging out with kaeya unwillingly but Diluc comes hang out with you twice the amount too
he’s lowkey jealous about kaeya hogging you he needs to be with you to cleanse you of kaeya lmAO
one fine day zhongli was shopping with childe and he sees you, he fucking sees you with kaeya and his heart sTops pulls zhongli aside into a bush to stalk you and zhongli’s all like “Childe, what are we doing in this bush” 
HAHAH childe telling him that’s the guy his soulmate, his one and only
zhongli like i feel he knows Kaeya too? kaeya gets around a lot so he moves over so he can join you and Kaeya-
childe’s in whole ass panic mode wtf zhongli what are you doing you’re gonna blow our cover!!! but follows also because what if zhonglie tELLS
you’re approached by two more men and really, you just want to vibe and get like matcha bubble tea or smth maybe visit diluc but Kaeya suddenly appeared and now zhongli is on his way and why does childe look so flustered??
y’all go thru the whole “oh you know them too!” bs 
zhongli’s glad to catch up with his friends, childe trying to get you to help and trying to tell you it’s hiM but also trying to play it cool (he’s doing a good job tho), you just want to vibe man, and kaeya’s like
kaeya’s reaching over to childe, eyes focused on childe’s neck, fingers light brushing against it and everyone’s attention is suddenly on them
Kaeya laughs, lightly patting on childe’s clothes, he asks if childe just walked into a tree or something and childe is  f l u s t e r e d  blushing, stuttering all that mess
you’ve connected the two dots, you didn’t connect shit, pining childe’s just easy to read when he’s panicking, but you connected them
zhongli opens his mouth to say the two of them were just hiding in a bush, but you manage to elbow him in the stomach so chaeya can have their little moment
KAEYA THE LITTLE SHIT, knowing full well now that childe’s got a crusH, plays it off and leans over, and tries to flirt w you????? he’s reaching over to you
but you’re suddenly yanked into someone’s chest
it’s diluc, glaring at Kaeya, doesn’t acknowledge anyone else just drags you away “we’re going on a date”
mmmm it’s your turn to get flustered now
leaves the other three stunned 
zhongli is the first one to recover tho, having seen a cake he wants to try, all but drags childe away
Childe’s too shooketh to do anything so he just gapes at Kaeya and Zhongli as he’s being dragged away while Kaeya waves cutely at him
i want to say kaeya slips his phone number into childe’s pocket but i kind of want childe to pine more and make it even more of a mesS-
but you- after being dragged away and once diluc deems it’s a safe distance away from Kaeya he’s suddenly flustered about holding onto your hands so tightly 
he’s all like “he’s trouble don’t hang w him” not looking at you, there’s tension but you don’t want to push so 
you tease him ofc tf “so a date huh”
and he fucking blushes 
he tries to leave because he just embarrASsed himself but you’re like nooo come back and say you’re gonna go do a thing and would love company?
so diluc agrees to take you, since he doesn't have much else to do- it’s totes not a date tho
plS HAHAHHA you can try to ask him about why he was around but he won’t tell you 
but you’re happy about how things are playing out right now? you’re content to walk beside diluc, a dumb smile plastered on your face
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nezhcs · 3 years
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I CAME BACK HERE CAUSE OF THE 26 REASONS THINGY AND I WANT IT TOO
gimme 25 reasons why you love me or whatever that was
also, go see my theme
SO DEMANDING
tch tch very bad. I would have given it to you when you were gonna hit 800 (900?) too anjksdf
YOOO MEET THE MY THIRD HALF. YALL HAVE TO FOLLOW HER TOO MWAH THANKS
a. she's so cool??????
b. you look at her and go oh damn she's pretty (she's done a face reveal so i know you actually will agree with me)
c. she sings so fucking well (you should hear her sing with this one guy 👀)
d. she makes amazing moodboards and edits
e. her theme is adorable and its always so pretty
f. she's good at art too????? god really looked at her and went im gonna give this bitch all the good qualities in the world
g. her voice is so sweet
h. HER ART IS SO GOOD TOO (stitch have you posted your art on tumblr??? you have right?)
i. she's the stitch to my lilo
j. she can be a baby sometimes but its very very adorable
k. she's tall so the hugs are automatically comfortable
l. SHE HAS ME FOR A BEST FRIEND
m. she's so stupid that she still has coffee even though she has weird reactions to it
n. she's obsessed with listening to music
o. she's a fellow bookworm
p. ive known her for 9 years and she still amazes me with her dumbass-ery (BRO 9 YEARS WTF)
q. just because im calling her a dumbass doesnt mean she isnt very smart
r. her sister is @thesexypanda-boo
s. i told yall how amazing panda is, stitch is just as amazing
t. her posts are very funny
u. she can be very very insane
v. she's always torturing herself by seeing relationship stuff on pinterest and then starts yearning
w. she can play the piano!!
x. she laughs in extremely serious situations
y. she'll be a great friend
z. you seriously need one more reason? seriously?? well reason number 26. I love her
your theme is moanaaaa its as adorable as ever
ilyyy
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transsexualhamlet · 3 years
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Owari no Seraph ch.99
alright yeah now that the screaming’s over with some highlights
it was bad in the sense of the entire plot since chapter 60 was bad but not considering kagami's plot choices it was GOOD actually we got some SHIT that ive been waiting for since fucking forever ago like ok i hate what happened but in a GOOD way i just know it won't actually be resolved in the way i want it too but i'm over being picky about the plot it's just about the Moments that I get out of this. 
So basically we start off this chapter with some good old fashioned please someone get shinoa out of this fucking c u l t
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PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO MAHIRU OR ANY HIRAGI OR UR MOTHERFUCKING D E M O N  shinoa please i love you i want shikama doji and mahiru dead<3333
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I LOVE HER PLEASE
So basically what’s going on is just she basically fights shikama doji who’s like “WAIT UR THIS STRONG” and she’s like yeah lol and fucking shanks him, shi then calls out for asuramaru and shinoa hears and wants to tell the squad
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SHINOA DEMON??????????
She kinda goes apeshit fighting shikama anyway it’s pretty epic i love shinoa so much
Then we go back to the squad who is with krul and guren and mahiru
Guren and Krul are like “yeah lol work with us” and everyone except Yu (who i have to call out is being really fucking stupid rn wtF this is so fucking weird idk how to feel about it and i really need it to be justified or explained or like??? just let him have thoughts bc hes not having them rn) so everyone kind of starts pointing weapons at guren and then YOICHI MY BOY MY HOME SLICE BRO SLICE DUDE !!!!!!! I see any panels of him and go apeshit but he’s basically like “hey homie you mentioned my sister once i think you should Pass Away Violently” LOOK AT HIS FUCKING DEADASS STARE
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Anyone who calls him innocent at this point needs to rethink their life choices
look at the p a in in those e y e s
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PLEASE MISTEW KAGAMI LET YOICHI GO APESHIT??????? PLEASE???  *presses fingers together* wamt see him covered in blood,,, 
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a;osewihf;oiwaehew so krul’s like “idiots wtf let’s negotiate” AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT SHE BABY<333333
and then everyone’s like “fuck you guren this is your fault” but shinoa wakes up having overtaken shi and is like “YO GUYS ACTUALLY WE MIGHT WANNA LISTEN TO GUREN HE’S THE ONLY ONE WITH A PLAN AGAINST SHI”
and he’s like “uh actually no i do suck they’re right”
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(ok im still worried why he looks younger than he did in catastrophe i am not enjoying the art style change)
And he has a fucking mental breakdown which i mean we love to see it and HOLY SHIT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOREVER IDK ABOUT YOU BUT CATASTROPHE???????? HE’S HELD THAT SHIT INSIDE FOR Y E A R S HE HAS NEVER ONCE SHOWN A N Y SIGNS OF NEEDING HELP OR BEING IN PAIN AND
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yuh anyway
but what makes me so FUCKING MAD is that he says this for the first time in ever A:HWIOEHF:OISH:ESHFIOEHW:O:EWHF:OWE “BUT THAT WAS MY CHANCE TO DIE”???????? “SHINYA AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE TOGETHER” ??????? “WE WERE GOING TO WIN” I MEAN WE BEEN OVER THIS IN CATASTROPHE BUT HE FUCKING SAID IT OUT LOUD GUYS
but what makes me INSANE is that MAHIRU SEES THIS AND JUST LIKE PUTS A HAND ON HIS SHOULDER AND MAKES THIS FUCKING EXPRESSION???
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shawty bae this is u r  f a u l t
I hate mahiru so much it’s unreal she’s pretending to be all empathetic and “oh that must suck for you guren” it’s fucking her fault and she doesn’t give a fucking shit i hate her
anyway uh yeah then shinoa is like “yuh uh asuramaru’s working with shi” to which everyone is like “UH” and we skip to this nice baby mika 
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all in all i’m in PAIN
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hiimsociallyawkward · 3 years
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Dear Lara Jean,
HI. so i watched TATBILB: A&F a few weeks ago, and I have some words. Before I begin, i'd like to preface that i'm literally 17 and have no film experience, and that I've read this book once maybe 4 years ago but here it is.
ps. if you haven't gotten it already: there will be spoilers. Heavy spoilers.
first of all, i'm sorry but i really didn't like the little edit things. Maybe I've reached that point in my life where I don't f with that anymore. Like when theres a drawn house and it slowly fades so it's real life?? no thanks
the music choice... I honestly didn't have that big of a problem with it, but my korean friend kept going "wtf is this music choice" so i'm quoting her on that.
the filming and editing. well maybe it's just me but I didn't really like it. yk when you're watching a youtuber and they do those zoom in things and it's sort of fast and funny? I think there were a few times the movie did that and i didn't like it.
literally, lara jean looking directly into the camera?? it feels like it's breaking the 4th wall and maybe they're doing it to be edgy but no thanks i didn't like that either.
WHY???? Her breaking the 4th wall added NOTHING to the movie. It just took me out of the experience. I especially didn’t like it when they did it in PS I still love you when they temporarily broke up.
THEY SET THE MOVIE IN OREGON. WHAT WAS THE REASON. THE BOOK WAS SET IN VA, AND I LIVE IN VA SO I FELT A CONNECTION TO THE BOOK. AND THEN THEY GO AND SET IT IN OREGON. WHAT. WAS. THE. REASON
OREGON DIDN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE COLLEGES. THEY’RE STILL PRETTY FAR AWAY FROM STANFORD. IN THE BOOK, UVA WAS CLOSE BY SO LJ WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM HOME. NO OFFENSE TO THE STATE BUT WHY OREGON. THEY COULD OF PUT THEM IN CALI AT LEAST
ONE OF THE REASONS WHY LJ WANTED TO GO TO UVA IS BECAUSE HER FAMILY WOULD BE CLOSE BY. BY PUTTING THEM IN OREGON, YOU TAKE AWAY THAT REASON. i just want to 👊 whoever’s idea this was
FURTHERMORE: THEY CHANGED UVA AND UNC TO STANFORD AND NYU. I AM INFURIATED. THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT THEY WANTED TO GO TO UVA BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE 10 MINS FROM WHERE THEY LIVED AND IT'S A STATE SCHOOL. LARA JEAN FELT LIKE THE WAS GAURANTEED TO GO TO UVA AND WHEN SHE DOESNT, IT ACTUALLY HURTS THE READERS.
in the book, LJ was waitlisted from UNC, rejected from UVA, and accepted to W&M. I’m sure you can find like 40 people at our school who can relate to this situation. I doubt 40 people in our school can relate to being rejected from Stanford BUT accepted to NYU. dear writers, please give teens across the nation (your target audience) realistic expectations for college admissions.
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT PETER AND LARA JEAN WERE ACTUALLY QUALFIED ENOUGH FOR STANFORD. LEMME JUST SAY, I'VE APPLIED FOR COLLEGES THIS YEAR AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD GRASP ON WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO CERTAIN COLLEGES. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE TWO OF THEM. REALLY. GOT. INTO. THOSE. SCHOOLS. pls.
DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE KISSING BOOTH. ELLE AND NOAH ARE POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER WATCHED. I DON’T SEE THEM DO A PAGE OF HOMEWORK AND I DON’T EVEN THINK THEY ATTEND CLASS. LIKE MAKING A KISSING BOOTH FOR ONE FUNDRAISER FOR A CLUB THAT CONSISTS OF 2 PEOPLE DOES NOT COUNT AS ENOUGH TO GET INTO HARVARD. but that’s a different movie...
this is literally the idea that television and movies have in making it super easy to get into ivy leauges. as if some in state college isn't up to society's standards of where or where not it's ok to go to college. it's when gabriella montez goes to stanford, troy goes to berkely, ryan evan goes to julliard, teddy duncan goes to yale, cody martin is accepted to princeton, HANNAH MONTANA does to stanford.
and lara jean wants to study english lit. she never says “i want to go to stanford because of their great english lit program”. it’s only “i want to go to stanford because my boyfriend is going and i have no other life outside of him
fine. make your characters seem awesome by making them go to awesome colleges. but still. this is upseting.
you know how awesome it is to hear UVA, the college I've always wanted to go to, in a published book? and for them to just rip it away- espeically when UVA is so attainable?? Yea yea movie directors, i get it, UVA isn't good enough for you. whatever.
They had AT LEAST 5 MONTAGES. 5. FIVE. WHO NEEDS THAT MANY MONTAGES. To quote my friend "the movie is all montage and 30 mins of plot" AND I CAN'T FIND IT IN MYSELF TO DISAGREE WITH HER.
AND THE DANCES. I REALLY DIDN’T NEED TO SEE NOAH CENTINEO DO WHATEVER HE CALLS “DANCING” IN 2 MONTAGES. I know everyone fell in love with noah in the first movie, but i’m pretty sure everyone fell out of love with him in this one.
again, i know nothing about movies, but 5 montages?? it seems like you're just filling space and trying to make everything seem ✨awesome✨ and ✨amazing✨. SURE. everything might be awesome and amazing, but this movie was 1 HR AND 55 MINS. and you decided to add 1 HR of montages? WHy. AND. one of them was in slowmo. i can't
THEY HAD VOICE OVERS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE. sure. 1 at the begin and 1 at the end, I think that's cute. BUT THE WHOLE MOVIE?? WHY. like bruh- have a focus.
literally did anyone read the freaking book? Remember how- in the book right? Margot was actually really not ok with Trina bc she's sort of replacing their mom? and Margot is rlly not ok with it but gets over it?? see how that was summarized in like 5 seconds in the movie? Oh i'm sorry you used all your time for the movie making STUPID MONTAGES but can we get some actually emotionally beats next time?? thanks.
ok this is a big problem i have with the movie. in the 3rd book, peter tries to have a relationship with his dad who ran away from him years ago. He struggles with that relationship the whole book. This is good stuff. people can relate to this. the scene in the diner where peter “confronts” his dad was CRINGEY. It could be noah’s acting but i couldn’t take him seriously. AND HE FORGIVES HIS DAD AFTER 30 SECONDS. the movie tries to include these smaller storylines but can’t because of the time limit. i’m no screenwriter, but i’m sure there could have been a way to subtly move that plot line during the entire movie rather than that one conversation in the diner
and in the book, peter has to train for lacrosse so he has to eat healthy which stresses him out. i specifically remember him getting mad at someone (maybe it was john ambrose, i don’t remember fully) for EATING HIS CARROTS. this just shows that peter has a life too. he has to worry about lacrosse along with losing lj. but no, the movie makes him look like the perfect boyfriend who has no other worries in life except for the girl in front of him
remember how- in the book (right?? bc they had a book to go off of???) Stormy was a part of the 3rd book? like a BIG part?? They LITEALLY just used her as John Ambrose's grandmother (WHICH IM PRETTY SURE THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO IN THE MOVIES). literally, stormy and john ambrose were throw away characters in the second movie and i am infurriated. BUT ALSO I LOVE JOHN AMBROSE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO HIM??
and remember, how in the book, how the dog's name is "Jamie Fox-Pickle" and they changed it to HENRY??? where is the flavor. what was the reason. SERIOUSLY.
BUT ALSO. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT THERE WAS A POINT IN THE PLOT WHERE PETER'S MOM TOLD LARA JEAN TO BREAK UP WITH PETER. DOES NO ONE ELSE REMEBER THAT?? AND THEY CUT IT ALL OUT OF THE SCRIPT?? LIKE WHY. WHAT WAS THE REASON.
ok those are my biggest book grievances I think. but lemme just say, they NEVER went to NEW YORK. They literally wrote that in for the purposes of NYU. in the book, Chris and Lara Jean DRIVE to UNC because that's ATTAINABLE. BC THEY'RE STATE UNIVERSITIES. ANYWAYS
LJ’s and Chris’s spontaneous trip to unc showed their friendship in a good way. I never really liked chris as a friend to lj but during the trip, they are besties and it shows. the movie tries to do that in ny but peter is also in ny for some reason. she should have fell in love with ny WITHOUT peter at her side nagging her to sneak out and go on a date. she should have spent more time with chris rather than thinking about peter while she was watching the band.
the scene where Lara Jean is in New York and at the party and she sees the band? To all the boys I've loved before: Always and forever?? more like To all the boys I've loved before: gay awakening time.
when they moved the pink couch to the subway? WHy? They wanted snazzy pics.
when Lara Jean and Peter were making up and it was a really cute sequence AND THEN THEY MADE HER LOSE HER V CARD. FINE. I GET HOW THAT'S REALISTIC BUT IT WAS A CUTE SCENE. MY FRIEND ALMOST STARTED CRYING AND THEN LJ LOST HER V CARD AND WE COULDN'T STOP SCREAMING.
this is different from what was in the book (for the 100th time). In the book, they don’t do it and it shows that you can be in a high school relationship without being physical. I strongly appreciate that message. This darn movie had to have her lose her v card. WHY. IT ADDED NOTHING TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP. THE YEARBOOK SIGNING WAS SYMBOLIC ENOUGH
the montage where it's a montage of all of lara jean's and peter's cute moments?? ok fine. that was cute. but they literally just took scenes from past movies. imagine the impact if we like hidden moments from their relationships. maybe they're laughing in the car together. maybe they're watching they sunset. maybe peter is looking at her lovingly while she sleeps. WHAT IF. it WASN'T a montage of all the "bigger" moments of their relationship, and we got to see them just exist.
UGH. THE VOICE OVER AT THE END OF THE MOVIE IS SO CRINGEY I CAN'T
"WE AREN'T LIKE OTHER COUPLES. NOT US, LARA JEAN AND PETER KAVINSKY. BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN US. WRITING LOVE LETTERS" please. b freaking s
Some redeemable qualities
while i didn't like most of the songs, "like me better" by lauv will always be loved. especially since it's a call back from the first movie?? I can ftw
WHY WASN’T “LIKE ME BETTER” THEIR SONG???? I really thought it was a good song to be their song and they referenced it in the beginning. No offense to the “beginning middle and end” people, but i felt no attachment to that song.
they customized her phone. it looked like it was a 7 (idk rlly, i don't know crap abt iphones) but they customized it. Granted, I KNOW lara jean would be the one with the aesthetic background with color coded folder, but still- they did give her relevant apps. some to note include; tiktok, spotify, instagram, netflix, notes, messages, facetime, maps, whatsapp and the STANFORD APP?? whatever- i'm chill.
they did make lara jean make choices so that was good.
the prom ask?? That was cute. with the pancakes??
at the end when Peter played the song even though earlier he didn't like it?? I liked that. i liked that a lot. ok fine i more than liked that a lot. There are multiple texts where my friends are screaming at each other. In fact, 26 separate messages.
chris in general. granted, she was more present in the books, but i'll take what i can get.
some notable quotes by her, the queen
"I'm dead inside"
not wanting to do a gigantic walk down from the stairs and asking the boys not to turn around
peter said he liked lara jean's forehead kisses and that reminded me of emma chamberlain so that's a positive only bc of emma
I remembered that they were the class of 2021, and I'M class of 2021 and it just hit for a second.
my friend cried over their graduation but i felt nothing bc we're literally living in a pandemic and chances of me getting a real graduation?? we'll see
again, these are all just my opinion. my friend doesn't like the movie bc she says she's sad and bitter and seeing these cute couples makes her feel lonely but i'm just diappointed. the books were GOOD. they were gold.
there was so much they could’ve done with the movies, and i just feel like they didn’t deliver on anything. Jenny Han, i’m sorry. The movie overall, ik someone who cried about it and someone else who gave it 7/10. props for them but jeez i just wish for more.
ok but that’s the show folk. i mean, obviously everything i said was opinion and literally don’t listen to anything i’ve said. BUT. feel free to add what you hated or loved abt the movie too. thanks. i love you guys. “always and forever” :,)
p.s- omg not them ripping off taylor swift. jk jk. ok bye
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fading-lace · 3 years
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Denki Headcannons because im extremely bored and have nothing else to do :D
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[Denki X female!reader] 
Warnings: cursing, because i do that...sorry...fluff!!!!
summary: literally just headcannons of you and your relationship with pikachu-
ok ok ok ok ok ok okok okfweo
so this boy.
this 
cute
pikachu
boi
is literally your No. 1 fan.
kid you not he is
once he saw you walk in through that big ass classroom door, he fell and fell H A R D
he would constantly try to get your attention and try to show off whenever he can 
whenever you guys are walking in the halls he would casually walk up to you and say horrible pick-up lines
if you like manga or anime (witch in 99% sure you do otherwise i dont think you would be here-) he would purposely go for anime pick-up lines, thinking it would be easier to lure you in
“hey (L/N)~ i dont need to use Byakugan to see inside your heart~”
just walk away, it would be better if you just walked away-
“are you gaara? because love is written all over your face~”
just wal-
“are you Haikyuu? because i like you~”
“hey (L/N)!! watch this!!” he yells at you before he uses the entirety of his quirk and literally goes stupid 
but none the less, you think his desperate tries are adorable and purposely keep turning him down so then you can see more of this dork in action. (bruh wtf just tell him you like him) 
this kept going on and on for about five weeks before one pick-up line ruined it all. or so you thought.
“hey (L/N)!! are you All might? because i’d like for you to Texas smash me~”
i told you to walk away, but did you listen? no. 
you just stood there, your face redder than and darker than blood.
Kaminari looked at you and immediately became insecure
.  you laughed a few seconds later, utterly confusing the yellow boy.
“w-why are you l-laughing?” 
“because silly! i’ve liked you all along!! your just so oblivious that you couldn’t even tell!”
just then that small brain of his realized you were playing hard to get.
a few days later you officially started dating. finally- 
istg take him from the beginning and times that by like...10
more pick-up lines
tries to show off more
and just being....Denki
but turns out, he is actually really caring
he drinks his respect women juice guys, ok? he is good boy, must protect..
aNywAyS...
when you guys finally moved into dorms, he was s u p e r exited because he could sneak to your dorm and cuddle with you all night 
one time you fell asleep doing homework and woke up in your bed with a sleeping kaminari being the big spoon 
he likes to cuddle, ok?
whenever you guys are training, he will glance over at you every now and then to make sure you are ok and not getting hurt
he occasionally will shout out..”YEA THATS MY GIRL!!! WORK THOSE MUSCLES OF YOURS!!” or “COME ON YOU GOT THIS!!” and just words of encouragement 
your guy’s first kiss was on accident-
you were standing behind him and he turned around from grabbing something and tripped on his shoelace...and...well..you know-
he likes to spoil you-
every so often he will take you out on dates to the mall, or the park, or even the beach! 
he just loves seeing you smile
even tho him and mineta are like, brothers...he still tries to keep the grapist F A R away from you
he wont let that shriveled up pervy grape touch you, even in they are friends
your first i love you wasn’t really special, he just accidentally said it while saying bye to you 
“ok!! bye (Y/N)!! love you-”
“...!!”
you looked at him, both of your faces covered with a light blush
“i love you too, see you later” you smiled back
he grinned brightly and walked off to whatever he was doing 
once you guys graduated, you moved in together, in a actual apartment, you know...like grownups?
and it wasn’t very long before he popped the question 
it was a late summer evening, the sun was setting and the weather was perfect 
Denki randomly told you to meet him at U.A over the weekend, alone and in nice looking clothing.
you shrugged it off and put on a nice dress and drove over to U.A
you parked your car and walked into the building, only to see some of the old staff members there, waiting for you
“nice to see you again (Y/N) please head over to class....1-A” Aizawa said giving you a small smile 
you did what you were told, slightly confused.
walking down the hallways of the school brought back so many memories
like when you guys did the concert 
or when iida had to stand on top of the exit sign because the whole school thought there was a intruder
so many great memories were taken in this school
you finally reached the door and opened it to see Denki, on one knee, and a ring in his hand
you blushes and brought your hands to cover your mouth, tears forming in your eyes 
“(Y/N) (L/N)....” he smirked 
“are you Suzue Kambe? because i Kambe your husband~”
you giggled and cupped Denki’s cheeks before kissing him right on the lips.
“yes, you Kambe my husband, you dork”
this made him smile as he stood up and places the ring on your finger before lifting you up and spinning around laughing 
“she said yes!!! hahaha!!!! im the happiest man alive!!!”
you laughed with him, happy to know you were gonna marry the love of your life...
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foxmagpie · 3 years
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10 things I read & loved in December 2020.
Monthly Fic Recs: [September] [October] [November]
Other Fic Recs: [Smutty] [Oneshots] [High School/College AU] [Angst] [Fluff] [Forever Faves]
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pre season by @wakeupflawless (7.3K, 2/4 chapters)
featuring:
a new fave backstory where rio made a move on beth prior to the beginning of the fic and got rejected
who knew i was into sports rivalries? not me! now i do!
rio being a petty dick is what i live for
extremely into the idea of beth and rio checking each other out while they’re the only two people in the weight room working out at 6 am on a sunday morning
i will never get over beth stealing rio’s clothes and then forcing a naked, towel-wrapped rio to grovel... is that a new kink? now it is!
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tonight, i feel like more by moodyfern / @m00dyfern​ (2.5K, 1/1 chapters)
featuring: 
beth and rio riling each other up with a fight at drops and then fucking it out afterwards
a true PWP (teach me your ways?!)
perfect, sexy rising tension in smut
desk sex so good that beth falls off
semi-clothed sex
silent communication where they can read each other perfectly and i feel stuff
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heatwave by zetuslapetus / @querenaxx​ (2.3K, 1/1 chapters)
featuring:
beth breaking down in the middle of a heatwave so rio has to pick her up and save her
heat descriptions that will have you tugging on your collar in the middle of winter
beth and rio’s heavy history weighing on them in the small space of the car so that everything crackles with electricity and delicious tension
beth as a sticky sweaty mess with tendrils of hair curling at the nape of her neck (i mean.... sexy)
“you can touch me”
seriously the sensory detail in this is just superb im sweating and it’s only 50 degrees outside 
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swear on a silver knife by ms_scarlet / @mego42​ (8.1K, 1/7 chapters)
featuring: 
a central theme about truth, lies, and all the shades in between that makes for an emotionally gripping and intriguing premise from the get-go
rio telling beth to “dress up” like a dick but then beth takes him super seriously so that he’ll regret it ONLY OH NO!!! turns out he’s dressed up too?
a description of rio in a suit that doubles as porn
a description of rio’s forearms that also doubles as porn
a reference to mick eating that reminds me of him eating those ribs AKA this does not double as porn unless that’s your thing in which case more power to you
*chef’s kiss* perfect fitzpatrick characterization (seriously - this moment made me feel instant dread)
annie walking in at the Wrong Moment (perhaps the most embarrassing annie intrusion i can remember reading in a fic)
a kink i didn’t think i’d get into but she wrote it so well that now i’m into it (who knew, must be witchcraft)
beth grappling with how much she actually wants to go through with the hitman (peak angst, exquisite)
mick being exhausted of brio’s shit
angry car sex with jealous!rio and beth lying through her teeth
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wrapped in red by roxy206 (1.1K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
fluffy goodness
my fave trope: two people being slightly embarrassed about getting each other a gift but then being secretly pleased to find out the other one did the same
a sweet, simple gift exchange to offset the nebulous state of beth and rio’s relationship
rio’s never received a handmade gift before in his life (besides from marcus) so that’s cool, that’s okay, i’m not crying, it’s totally fine
an extremely cute ending
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it blushes, it trembles by @riosnecktattoo​ (4K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
top-tier fluff, riosnecktattoo has converted me wtf
rio being ridiculously pleased that beth’s touching him in public because she needs to steady herself with his body because she’s an absolutely garbage ice skater
rio being a mediocre teacher, as usual
beth channeling my type of energy and giving up and lying on the ground
RIO JOINING HER ON THE GROUND BECAUSE SOLIDARITY 
MARCUS JOINING RIO JOINING ELIZABETH ON THE GROUND
A HAPPY LIL FAMILY JUST LYING ON THE GROUND IN PUBLIC LIKE FUCKING WEIRDOS BUT NOT CARING
WILL I EVER STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THIS?
NO!!!
you will scream too, it’s so cute, go read it immediately
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swaying evergreens by ms_scarlet (8.1K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
one of my fave ‘verses (and our first glimpse at seeing them in this happy space in this ‘verse from their POV so like 10,000 bonus points)
my favorite kind of fluff AKA sly angst slipped in through Memories
beth and rio spending a whole uninterrupted day together CAN YOU BELIEVE?
rio waking beth up by going down on her
sleepy, slow morning sex
a passage about how rio secretly likes that they never fully sink into something easy and comfortable because it keeps him on edge and makes him remember to appreciate what they have and I DIE OKAY?
beth and rio sharing with each other while allowing the other one to keep their private memories private so that it’s this like perfect balance struck between vulnerability and them-ness
rio making beth dinner while beth watches and fingers herself for perfect porny domesticness
rio rapidly losing interest in cooking the longer that beth gets down with her bad self
D A N C I N G (yes i said dancing, yes it works in the fic, YES YES YES)
it’s just tenderness all around, you will feel many things, they will make you content at peace
highly recommend reading this snuggled up with warm blankies and hot chocolate
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ain’t no sunshine by @missmaxime​ (7.6K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
wonderful antagonistic turner POV
beth processing the trauma of ‘killing’ rio by sleeping with turner just to feel something - which turner can understand based on his own past
dark duplicity considering turner knows rio is alive
fun beth/turner banter
B L I N D F O L D E D S E X (you just know beth is imagining it’s rio)
M I R R O R S E X (feels very apt for these two)
rio putting on a show for the cameras for turner
technical canon compliancy in a way that’ll make it super fun to rewatch 3.01 again
my own shame for not reading this sooner - seriously go read it ASAP
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knock first by watermelonriddles / @emilykolburn​ (2.9K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
MY FAVE!!!! aka THREESOME
rio being into a chef bc foodie
rio being completely unphased by beth storming into his office to find him being railed by someone and then inviting beth back in 
adam (the third) just being really friendly with a vibe that helps make beth feel relaxed and eased into this completely unplanned, wild scenario
everyone being very happily fucked out
 BETH LIKING IT SO MUCH SHE EMBRACES THE IDEA OF “NEXT TIME”
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favour of denial by whiskeyjack / @whiskeyjack​ (1.9K, 1/1 chapter)
featuring:
a brand new author with their first fic!
and it’s PWP!
and it’s hot!
beth goes to rio for help and he challenges her to earn it thinking that she won’t take the bait
he’s wrong
(we love to see it)
D E S K  S E X
excellent building tension & back and forth banter and one-upmanship 
accidental moments of softness in an otherwise antagonistic exchange that touches on their inability to stick to their guns
rio being a total dick at the end but in a way that is fun for my personally
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honeybomb4thebear · 3 years
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if you’re still doing the nsfw alphabet can you do it for kaito momota? tysm!!
AAAAH IT’S YOU I AM LEGALLY A FAMOUS TUMBLR BLOG NOW!! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE I’M GLAD THAT YOU PAID MY BLOG A VISIT!! JK but I DID GET 158 FOLLOWERS LIKE WTF ARE U GUYS OK??? TYSM SFHAJSKFHASFHAKFHAKFJS <<3<3<3<3<3
KAITO MOMOTA N//S*FW ALPHABET
A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ Cheerful! Usually, he'll be kinda energetic too. Like he is geniuenly happy after the session aldjsalkdjaldj- kinda smug as well but mainly happy! Don't worry, he takes very good care of you while showering you with praises doing so! Like how good you were, how hot you looked and how hot you are looking rn etc.
B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ Look at me straight in the eye and tell me that Kaito isn't an exhibitionist. Do it, pussy. ⦁ Also daddy askdjakdhakjdh sorry he is just. daddy material. HIMBO DADDYYYYY
C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ CUMS A LOT, LIKE, A L O T SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! ⦁ at least it tastes fairly sweet and his moans while cumming are adorbs so it's ok i suppose?
D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ 100% dom. No questions asked
E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ Maybe he is into choking a bit? It isn't much I feel like he'd get kinda weirded out by them
F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Having sex under the clear skies? Like, on a cliff, the view of night sky is delicious but you on top of him, jumping on his cock makes it even more delicious.
G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ "Dude! Seriously, go away already!" is he embarrassed or pissed? Or both? Who knows (it's both.)?
H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ His groin area. Not the leg part, but rather the part which is under his stomach. If you touch there out of sudden, he will smile and ask about your purpose, how it's dangerous that you're doing it when you two are all alone and talk all big because he'll be turned on so much......
I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ Like I said, he is happy while fucking you so out of sudden he will say something that will make you m e l t completely. It's when you least expect it, though. He loves to surprise you.
J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Him pulling you on his lap randomly, and then getting a boner which leads to him rubbing your private parts together. Bonus points if you get super flustered.
K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ Begging! He LOVES to make you beg, will smile widely if you do so and just loves to see you ache for his touch. ⦁ Maybe lap dances? Like he sits down, leans back and just watches your attempts at seducing him (which you succeed) with an awe. Yeah, he likes how your hips move while you are on his lap.
L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ C'MON OF COURSE HE LIKES RISKY LOCATIONS!! An example would be... His lab? Mainly his lab, but he'd also like it if you two were to do it on someone else's lab because it increases the chance of getting caught and he is an asshole so-
M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ 4 to 5 times a week, horny ass mfer. Just talks about how he is a man, so that kind of stuff is normal!!! etc.. Stupid ass himbo I love him lots.
N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Aside from stuff like begging, he wouldn't like anything that implies that you guys hate each other/willing to hurt each other. Or like, bodily fluids or sumth-
O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Ok cliche but you wearing his clothings and nothing else like, his jacket, shirt etc. ⦁ He'll find it adorable yet will pretend to be mad that you stole his clothes in order to remove them, but dw you guys are fucking after that P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ On his lap, I think? Or like, when he makes you lean on a wall.
Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Yeah he does! He likes seeing you try to get on with your day normally after that, your flustered face looks so cute.
R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ Depends. When he is rough, your legs will be shaking for days tho-
S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ Astro-NUT (sorry it was a bad joke but im not deleting it) boy is healthy and athletic, so he can go for rounds. At least 5 or 6, I'd say.
T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ Bought a vibrator for you, and a dildo too, all for you. Uses them on you because he likes to see you beg for his actual touch. Fucker.
U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ This man has a begging kink, of course he is a big tease! Like good luck, to get what you want, you will have to be super clear with what you want. Like super clear, humiliate yourself a bit then Kaito will reward you while still teasing you about how shameless you are.
V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Kinda loud? His groans are long and hot, and he will giggle often. He'll compliment your body a lot too.
W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ Likes giving oral a lot but prefers receiving. Like your reactions are nice but damn, you giving him head is better.
X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Toned boy!! With a big dick too, ultimate Chad! 18,7 cm length, 13,9 cm girth.
Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ He'd be down to it 7/24, but if you talk about needing it's like... Every 2 days maybe? Welp, he can't help it! That's what he'd say with a familiar cheeky smile.
Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ He'll be kinda energetic so if you do it during the day, he won't. If you do it before going to bed, he will sleep quickly. I just feel like he is the type to fall asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
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so. asides, huh.
i’m making this post ten minutes before the episode drops and right now I’m scared, who’s gonna be in it, oh no
aaaaa oh my god oh my god it’s here im shaking oh god oh fuck
flirting with social anxiety? VIRGIL
WE’RE GETTING VIRGIL???
we finally get content of virgil oh god oh fuck is there gonna be Drama
my heart is pounding
this intro still slaps yall
new A??
oh god, more waiting.
IT’S ESSENTIAL VIEWING?
ABD ILLUSTRATES??? I LOVE THEM???
wait. wait artist friends?
W H AT
i just SCREAMED an ANIMATIC i will LOSE IT
OH MY GOD ROMAN AND VIRGIL
THAT’S ROMAN ROMAN’S GONNA BE HERE
IS THIS ALL GONNA BE IN CAPS NOW? YES
yesyes patreon gets flashbacks to last night’s drama
THE SNIPPETS OF ANIMATION ARE SCARING ME
now that i think abt it, flirting with social anxiety is such a ro and virge thing
oh god is there gonna be angst oh god oh fuck
thomas ilysm
im SCARED just GET TO IT
no wait dont im not ready
ads. yay. well at least i get more time to prepare
that time was not enough FUCK i’m not ready
just glimpsed the cover of this ep (not what it’s called i’m sure) and jlkhgfdsfghj
NO MY COMPUTER WONT LOAD
COMPUTER STOP IT I WANT TO SEE MY BOIS
gonna log off tumblr and write the rest of this on notes or smth. notes can’t format im losing it. why is this my life.
GAY OR NAY? kljdhgfdsfghj
computer is still struggling to load i am Not Happy with this
THOMAS IVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR UR VOICE LET’S G O
“you too??” thomas ur a mood
ROMAN VIRGIL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
lkjhgfds get off his back guys cmon
oh no is roman so adamant abt this because he wants thomas to be good
DLKJHGFDS THEY’RE TAGTEAMING THIS IM LOSING IT
THEY’RE F R I E N D S
“you didn’t mean that” roman no, roman stop, roman. roman.
STOP PLAYING WITH PEOPLE’S HEARTS??? ROMAN N O
OH GOD THEY’RE ACCUSING THOMAS OF LYING
THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE,,,, OH FUCK
dkjhgfds uh oh here goes roman mr Gay Prince
“*sighs* cutie at twelve o clock” ROMAN I LOVE YOU
WE DON’T KNOW IF HE’S N O T GAY DKJHGFDSAFGH
dlkjhgfds “you have used that argument on me far too many times” i’m laughing so hard already
awww the stickerssss
paramore!!!
DLKJHGFDS AWWW NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS THESE DORKS ARE SO EXCITED
ads again
wait i just realized that if there isn’t any makeup needed,,,we could have janus
:(( oh no we won’t have remus oh :(((
COMPUTER WONT LOAD AGAIN
i’m five minutes in and i’m already dead
“those jokes are old” “you would know” roman ilysm
ugh,,,pintroverts
ROMAN’S LIL SMILE AS THOMAS GOES CLOSER IM,,,BABEY
kjhgfdghj MICROPHONES im in love with this
“OHHHHHH,,,,ohhhhhh” dkljhgfdsfghjkhgfds
this animation is FANTASTIC did i mention
dkjhgfdgh they’re Trying thomas
GREAT INDEED
ROMAN I LOVE YOU
“the only logical next step,,,go home and regret everything” virgil i love u
gay eyes? gay eyes.
DKLJHGFDGHJGFDG ROMAN PLS STOP OH MY GOD ROMAN NO
virgil is struggling
ads.
VIRGIL’S DRAMATIC SHADOWS I CANT--I LOVE HIM
“i wasn’t testing you, i was just panicking”
“you chose to be a liar”. no. no don’t. stop.
thomas u disaster gay
GERARD GAY,,,,I USED THAT NICKNAME ONCE,,,RAIN ON YOUR BLACK PARADE I AM FEELING PLATONIC PRINXIETY FEELS IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
oh they’re fighting over thomas oh noo :(
no
no no no
“IF I AM, I’LL ADD IT TO THIS LIST”
NO
ROMAN N O
now thinking abt “something we’re both familiar with”,,,A A A AAAA
i dunno,,,plants dkfgsfgh
virgil is just shoving him around jkshgfdhj
thomas u GAY DISASTER
thomas pls ask janus for help with lying u cant lie
“CHECK FOR TREASURE FOR GOOD MEASURE” ROMAN I CANT DJKHGFDS
“hide so he cant see u in all ur shame” i love this so much oh my god
“easy, roman” THOMAS IS STILL STOPPING ROMAN FROM INSULTING ANYONE IM SAD
so,,,,,stalking
dljkhgdf this is so funny oh my god
they should grab patton!! hearts right?? speaking from the heart?
oh wait yeah roman’s mad at him, fuck
thomas is awkward sweetheart
computer goes out AGAIN im LOSING it
halfway thru. already so scared.
HE SAID IT WAS ESSENTIAL WHAT DOES THAT M E A N
yay computer is working again
also i love this animation sm, like seriously, oh my gosh
oh no roman’s expression is this gonna be sad
“least of all myself” thomas this is turning into a breakdown,,,are you okay
oh NO virgil’s expression
“knowing what i want” ROMAN’S EXPRESSION
IM SO SAD NOW FUCKING DAMMIT
this is so good and PAINFUL
WAIT IS THIS THE MONOLOGUE
IS THIS THE FUCKING MONOLOGUE
BECAUSE IT’S GOOD,,,IT’S SO GOOD
okay but seriously don’t go up to someone and say they’re radiant,,,this is a good speech but like,,,please dont use it irl thomas pls
lkJHGFDGHJ THE PERSON IN THE STALL OH MY GOD KJHGFDS
thomas is still a terrible liar oh my god the second-hand embarrassment
roman’s lil WTF roman ily
OH NO VIRGIL STOP
VIRGIL I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
“THE LIES” A A A AAAA
no. no no no. no no no
i am saying “no” out loud OH GOD
“i so badly want this” ROMAN
you cant have true love if the relationship isn’t based on truth,,,yes but also no?
roman i think ur biased here
both of u are
VIRGIL FUCKING SAID IT
“WILL DECEIT CONTINUE TO BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS” VIRGIL WENT FOR IT
GOD OH FUCK IM IN PAIN
“NO, HE’S BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME”
WHO’S SAYING THAT
ROMAN,,,ARE YOU SAYING THAT
ohh here comes the gay panic knhgfxdfgh
“he fears things too???” dlkjhghfd yes virge he’s your soulmate
awwww they’re arguing djkhgfdedghj
“it’s okay EXCEPT IT’S SUPER NOT” virgil ur such a good boi ily
thomas no
thomas stop
“one more chance at happiness squandered” roman dont be mean
“it’s probably for the best” ROMAN NO
VIRGIL IS SO CONCERNED
HE’S PANICKING BUT HE’S TRYING TO DO HIS BEST FOR THOMAS
A A A A A A AAAA VIRGIL ILY
“YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID HI” THOMAS IS GONNA GET A BF
i like songs dkjhgfd THIS IS GOING SO WELL THO
I’M SO HAPPY FOR THOMASSSS (CHARACTER THOMAS)
oh no mysterious suitor is pretentious /j
no wait is THIS the monologue
WHAT’S THE MONOLOGUE THOMAS, WHERE IS THE TRUTH
“that was you???” DKJHGFGHJGF
bruised ego. roman’s hmm. a a a aa
“let’s not waste this one” I AM SO HERE FOR THESE TWO
THIS IS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME OMG
ROMAN’S IN L I K E IM SO DLKJHGFDSGH A A AAA BABEY HIS LIL HEARTS A A AA
THEIR LIL SMILES AS THEY WATCH IM,,,HHHHH
ROMAN THANKED VIRGIL
AND VIRGIL’S SO SURPRISED,,,A A AAA
“BRAVERY” A A A A A A   AAAAA
THEY’RE FUCKIN
THE PLATONIC PRINXIETY FE  E L S
ROMAN’S SO GRATEFUL AND VIRGIL’S SO FLUSTERED AND OH MY GOSH IM SOFT
is that the end???
no wait we have,,the end card
should i skip the patreon announcement for the end card
BUT LIKE THIS ANIMATION MEDIUM,,,MEANT THEY COULD FUCKING HOLD EACH OTHER’ SHOULDERS
THAT’S SO COOL
AAAAA ROMAN IN PERSON HI ROMAN ILYSM YOUR LIL THUMB BITE ILY ILY ILY
“PUNK” DKJHGFD
more accurate to say,,,puts on bowler hat DECEIT’S THEME PLAYS HI JANUS
BUT JANUS IS RUNNING IT DLKHJGFDHJGFD
skipping the patreon, maybe i’ll watch it later, can’t buy anything anyway i am smol
AWWW THEY’RE ALL GEEKING OUT OVER IT
THOSE LIL DORKS I LOVE THEM
,,,,virgil’s eyeshadow
VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW
IT’S NEW
OHHH THEY’RE ALL BLUSHY I LOVE THEM
VIRGIL’S EYESHADOW CHANGED WHEN HE GOT LESS EXCITED,,,,I’M IN T R I G U E D
HIS EYESHADOW’S BACK TO PURPLE
AWWW THEY’RE SO EXCITED I’M HERE FOR IT
“JOIN ME,,,NO THINKING” ROMAN I L Y
dlkjhgfdghjkgfdGHJ i’m laughing so hard
“are we ready for this” oh no
oh no oh no
computer wont LOAD there are ten more seconds i wanna see!!!
i had to RESTART MY WHOLE COMPUTER to see the rest >>:((
oh no virgil is apprehensive
that’ll come back to bite them later
ROMAN STOP PRETENDING LIKE THERE ARE NO CONCERNS CHALLENGE
djkhgfdghj “demon” virgil ily
in conclusion prinxiety are best friends and i am living for this and also i’m in material amounts of pain
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