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galoogamelady · 6 months
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take this SCHLOP too
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Was doing some timing practice w this song I cannot get out of my damn head and it ended up being @wafflii ’s Val and @galoogamelady ’s GTA Online AU Buttons and Meg. Is it very good? Well…… it’s got a sex joke! We all love that right?
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wifiwivey · 8 months
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i think her favorite movie is human centipede
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theoasiswinds · 5 months
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Commission for the lovely @wafflii
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wafflii · 1 year
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What was this post? Was it actually sexually explicit?
https://at.tumblr.com/wafflii/703384192680181760/ejpmb2hyrlb8
It was this painting with a funny comment underneath it from Twitter, something like "she doesn't seem cursed to me" or whatever
The picture itself is called 'The Cursed Woman' (1859) by Francois Octave Tassaert
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The same meme was allowed and funny here a few years prior, but I guess not allowed anymore. Idk.
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bryborg · 6 years
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Commission for @wafflii!
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Your wish is my command!
Sorry this took so long. Kinda got in a writing stump but i hope you enjoy this!
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When Reinhardt heard you fall, he panicked.
He quickly took care of the person he was fighting, making his way over to you and standing protective shield up. Ana was thankfully already there, helping you to stand.
He was both proud and worried when he heard you insist that you were fine and that you wanted to continue fighting, he had known many a fighter who had fallen due to the injuries in battle as they had gotten hurt and wanted to keep fighting.
You looked at your father as he spoke, quietly asking you to find a safe place and let Ana have a proper look over you. Just to make sure you were alright.
You protested and Ana protected you both while you went back and forth, the sound of the sniper rifle would have been comforting if you and Reinhardt had been able to hear it. The battle had picked up.
You took your helmet off and Reinhardt’s voice wavered seeing the determined expression on your eyes, his shoulders slumped and he gave a defeated nod.
You look Ana quickly heal you up, put your helmet back on and gently patted your father’s armored shoulder before letting out a war cry and diving back into the battle.
The battle won hours later with you all resting, you watched the medics darting from person to person. Helping, it was comforting to have something to focus on other than the pain at your side.
Reinhardt and Mercy both came over with Mercy beginning to work on your injuries and you knew from Reinhardt’s stance that you were about to get a lecture
Instead he grasped one of your hands with his and began telling you how proud he was of you, he didn’t apologise for being protective and you didn’t ask him to.
By the end of it you were a teary mess and using your free hand to wipe at your tears.
“But please, please be careful. I would not know what to do if you were gravely hurt”
You snuffled and gave him a smile that instantly had him relaxing, giving your father’s hand a squeeze. You promised you would be careful, telling him he wasn’t going to ever lose you.
With a sigh and a nod from Mercy, he scooped you up into a gentle hug. Stress and tension you hadn’t noticed you had melted away as your arms wrapped around him.
You were glad you were both alive and well.
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overwatchxreader · 7 years
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McCree and Soldier76 headcanons with pregnant s/o please please please *3*
McCree:
-Needless to say McCree is shocked at first
-He doesn’t quite know how to feel
-On one hand he’s ecstatic, the two of you are gonna have a baby!
-He’s also really nervous, he doesn’t think he’s ready to be a father at all
-He soon overcomes his doubts knowing he needs to be there for you and the child
-He gets you whatever you want whenever you want it
-Craving something sour at midnight? Jesse will find the nearest 24 hour store and get you whatever you want
-He’s always there by your side every step of the way
Soldier 76:
-Like McCree he’s pretty hesitant at first
-It takes him longer to really accept that it’s going to happen
-Once he does though, he starts getting really excited
-He asks everyone he knows for advice on how to take care of you while your pregnant and how to take care of the baby
-As the end of the nine months gets closer and closer he starts panicking
-But he doesn’t let it show he wants to be strong for you
-Eventually you find out about his insecurities on being a father and assure him he’s gonna be great
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writinanon · 5 years
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Commission For Wafflii
So here is my first commission work and it’s for the lovely @wafflii, this was a 5000 word fic for the Fae AU we have set up. I hope that you guys like it.
Now then to thank my Patrons: Thank you @wafflii and @azm0n for supporting me. Please go over to patron and consider supporting me there. There isn’t much yet but I hope to get a little more life over there too.
On to the commission
  They had been planning this assault for weeks, almost a month. It had been so terribly boring to sit around and not do anything, to lay low and keep up the appearance of being within the Valley and not here in the Mountains. Listening to Jacob’s teeth grindingly painful beratements of Eli, not being able to challenge him. To tell him he was wrong and not even half the man Eli was, not even counting the fact that he could turn into a horse.
 “Don’t look so upset.” Mercy’s melodic voice floated over her, a tempering firmness within it. If it weren’t for the Faerie, Dakota was certain that she would have flown off the handle weeks ago and gone to punch Jacob in the face personally. “With this blow we’ll have his Armory. We’ve taken everything but that from him. He has nowhere to run. This will be his end. You and Ben may decide if it is Death or Imprisonment that awaits him.”
 “Death is too kind for him.” Dakota snarled and the blonde Fae chuckled, looking out over the nighttime landscape.
 “I’m to understand that laws have changed since I’ve been away from the Mortal World, and jumping straight into beheading is no longer the accepted method of justice.” She uncurled her too long fingers and flickers of light floated before them. They shifted color, swaying and flying around them as thought they were fireflies of all colors. “Be at peace for this moment Dakota. You have to learn to be an unbiased judge if you want to continue your service to the law.”
 “I… I know it’s just so – so hard! Eli is such an amazing person. To hear him slandered so terribly is just frustrating.” She poked at the fairy lights as one floated gentle before her. It was warm and shifted from a soft amber to a bright purple.
 “I struggled with that aspect of my position as well.”
 “You did?”
 “Yes. Does this surprise you that much?”
 “I mean you’re always so noble and regal. You are a Prince. Slash princess.” Dakota shrugged and looked over to her friend. Mercy smiled, her pointy teeth poking at her lip. Those infinite eyes were focused and thought they continued to swim like pools of mercury they also gave her a sense of comfort.
 “I was not always so. When I was younger. Much younger. Long before I had earned many of my titled. When my Father still lived. I never really wanted to learn what it was to be King.”
 “What made you change your mind?”
 “Hm? Nothing. I learned my place in this world. I don’t have much of a say. I will be King, once Oberon is dead. And if I wanted to be a better King than he, I had to shape up.” She turned and looked out towards the lights she had created. Dakota watched her face, the dim light of the moon made her usually ethereal glow even more bewitching. She carefully reached out and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her pointed ear. Her skin was so warm. “Careful little one or my General might get the wrong impression.”
 “Huh?” She blinked feeling her face get hot.
 “Oh child.” She sighed, a light huff of laughter in the same breath.
 “Whatever you think is happening between me and Eli, just stop it. He’s my friend. He thinks I fight good.” Mercy raised an elegant eyebrow before she shrugged and moved away, stepping back inside the Den.
 “If you say so.” She hummed and Dakota huffed, chasing after her to assure her friend that whatever she thought she saw, was wrong.
  Mercy settled into a chair across from Eli. The servant to her mother was used to her unnerving stares, unlike so many of his men, and had grown up protecting her. He was used to her intimidation tactics. Still she could tell the smirk upon her face was causing him distress.
 “Has there been a change in plans, you Grace? Have you decided to make a strike early?” He asked her, feeling his way around the conversation.
 “No. But I thought you perhaps might want to.”
 “What? Has there been new information? Why wasn’t I informed. Wheaty is young but he’s usually reliable.” The Kelpie was up and pacing. The Prince rolled her eyes and propped her feet up on his desk.
 “Oh, noble Knight.” She stressed his title and that got his attention. “I meant that you might seek to correct the mistake you’ve made with the Deputy Rook.” That got him to spin on his heel and look flustered.
 “What mistake?” He mumbled. It was so uncouth, so unbecoming. He seemed to forget all his decorum when thinking of Dakota.
 “I mean that she is under the assumption you have no desire to Court her.”
 “My courtships are…”
 “As your commander they are. And as your Ward they are my Mother’s.” He froze, face draining and becoming ashen.
 “You… You haven’t spoken to her, have you? You have not told of my indiscretions to the Winter Queen?” He sounded so fragile, so young. Like he had all those years ago when they had been captured. When Mercy earned Breaker of Chains. It pulled at her heart that he thought his feelings, his love was something that should be pushed aside. That her Mother would not approve, would reprimand him for this. Perhaps a light chastisement about letting it drag on but she would never punish him for finding love. She pulled her feet from his desk, the heavy boots she wore making a loud thump as she stood and he stopped his nervous stammering and fidgeting.
 “I have not told my Mother anything, yet. But Eli. It will only be more difficult if you allow these feelings to linger, unresolved.”
 “We’re in the middle of a War, your Grace. Now is not the time for such declarations.” He informed stiffly.
 “Men.” She muttered and looked at the map. “Why do you have to complicate everything? War is dangerous, as you well know. There might not be a second chance to tell her.”
 “I will not let that happen.” He growled and his eyes turned black before resettling. He gave a small knowing smirk. “And you won’t either.” A soft scoff and Mercy left his office, searching for her little humans. She located Ben first.
 “Hey.” He smiled. His soft brown eyes were far less wary now. That was good. Mercy slid her hands onto his shoulders and then up his neck to cradle his face in her palms.
 “Should this friendship of ours ever turn romantic, please for the love of all the Powers have given us, don’t pussy foot around.” He blinked in shock and nodded slowly. They stayed like that for a long moment before she released a tense breath and moved forward, letting her left hand linger on his shoulder before fully departing from him. He did not follow but that was fine. She needed to see to the wolves that she was rehabilitating anyway and seeing them always bothered her Wards. She would not subject them to the animals that had hunted them, that they bore scars from, without hard reason.
  The night of the strike came. Things had been happening all according to plan, even with the introduction of Iron into Jacob’s weapons his Hunters and remaining Judges were falling to the Militia. He was barking orders and snarling. Seething that he had so easily been lulled into compliance. He was not without his defenses and his new traps were thick and heavy with the accursed metal, but they were winning. The North would be free of the Seeds by the end of the night, stragglers easily handled by the Militia and then they could turn their sights South.
 “Mercy!” Dakota called over the din of the battle. She shot one of the Hunters attempting to sneak up on her as Mercy dug her knife into a Peggie’s throat and used their firearm, to shoot several others, before aiming towards the supports of one of the Armory’s defenses.
 “Yes Dakota?”
 “I think I have an opening!”
 “If the next words are, but I have to blow something up, please rethink this.”
 “What are we blowing up?” Ben yelled over to them as he reloaded his rifle and took aim once ready.
 “Nothin!” Eli and Grace snapped at them with harsh frowns.
 “Once we have that Iron Gate out of the way…”
 “That’s what I wanna blow up!”
 “Well now, there’s an idea.”
  The fighting outside was distant, and muffled still from the smoke of the explosion. Dakota grinned and Mercy returned it before flicking her wrist and killing a soldier.
 “No distractions now Mare.” She teased gently and they moved forward. Mercy had put on her strange tunics and chainmail instead of her usual bright skirt, hiking boots, and loose linen top. It made sense to Dakota, Mercy had insisted that she and Ben wear mail, scoffing and sneering at their flack jackets, and it was light and easy to move in. Because magic, had been Mercy’s reply when they asked her how. The brunette nodded and focused. They needed to get to the heart of the Bunker, activate the self-destruct, and get Staci out. There wasn’t time to be distracted, especially not with the goal so close to them. They slunk along the hallways, carefully dispatching their foes.
 “I’ll admit.” Jacob’s voice came over the loudspeaker. “I underestimated your new little friend and her freaky powers.” Mercy bristled at the disrespect. Dakota looked around trying to pinpoint where the next attack was going to come from.
 “But I’m not going to allow this to continue.” Suddenly the doors swung shut. They were divided and Dakota pounded on her door, music was filling the room she was in, and so was bliss. She opened her mouth to scream but the world swam before her. All she saw as she hit the ground were dirt boots.
  Eli was held in place by iron chains. He yanked and struggled but they did not move. He was trapped. He glared at Jacob.
 “A horse. Once I have my pup back under control, I’m going to make her see how much better a wolf is to a horse.” The redhead hissed and Eli was tempted to comment, but that would be showing the extent of his powers and he doubted that the eldest Seed had done his research. The Kelpie only needed a chance, to hit him with Glamour. Then, oh then, Jacob Seed would be his devoted slave. Eli would lead him down to the waters. Would coo softly to him until they were too deep. Then, then he’d wrap his hands around the taller man’s throat and push him down, down, down, deep into the mud of the lake bed. He could feast for hours upon Jacob Seed. It would be a pleasure.
 “Any many that takes the choice away from a woman, is no man.” The Princess’ voice cut in, sharp as glass, and twice as menacing.
 “I figured you’d be the first one to arrive.” Jacob rounded on her, like a feral dog. Eli thrashed and his Princess spared him a glance, focused on her enemy but assuring that she would be fine. They charged each other, Jacob pulling a different knife form his usual red one. Eli’s eyes widened. That knife reeked of iron. But not just any kind of Iron, Cold Iron.
 “Well someone has been reading.” Mercy mused as she eyed the knife with apprehension. Her own iron weapons would stand up against it but that would easily cut through her mail. It would burn her harshly as well if it were to make contact with her skin. She was on the backfoot.
  Mercy winced as the knife sliced into her cheek but held it away, clenching her sharp nails into his weak human flesh. She snarled, showing off her rows of well-maintained teeth. He snarled back at her but the effect was lost because all he had were weak human teeth. She’d make him eat them. And after she’d make him eat his knife. She kicked him away from her.
 “Not so high and mighty, now are you?” The room they were in was locked against magic and while she was working on burning through those seals it was dividing her concentration, a dangerous thing.
 Dakota felt like she wasn’t in control of her body, she moved mechanically. Her mind was fuzzy. She vaguely remembered these halls. Train. Hunt. Kill. Train. Hunt. Kill. Train Hunt Kill. Train hunt ki – Something was different. The room at the end wasn’t empty like it usually was. She was raising her hands, aiming at someone. No not a person, a horse. He was beautiful. Dark cherry wood colored, with snowflake like splatters of white mixed in. Big brown eyes widened. Her finger was over the trigger.
 “Ota!” The muffled yell made her hesitate. “Dakota Diane Rook! You will not shoot that Kelpie!” That commanding voice was familiar. She lowered the gun and looked towards the voice only to see a woman. Long blonde hair fell in a messy braid down her back. There was blood weeping from a black cut on her cheek. She was glowering at the redheaded man before her.
 “I’m disappointed in you Pup. We’re going to have to work on your training. You only have one master.” He growled and she felt her insides clench in disgust. She bared her teeth at him. Her mind slowly becoming less and less hazy.
 “She is not my slave. She is not my servant. She is not my pet. She is the Deputy and she will see your end.” Mercy’s voice was strong and clear. The threat of her words ringing around the room. She and Jacob clashed and Dakota shook her head.
 “Eli!” She ran to him. She noticed his skin was burning and there were black blisters all over him from the chains binding him. “Shit. Shit I need bolt cutters. Hang on a little more please.” She implored with wet eyes as she realized what was in the room. The wooden table was broken and there were smatterings of blood. Judging from Mercy’s cheek it wasn’t just Jacobs. Dakota balled her hands into fists but she needed to focus. Eli needed her, Mercy didn’t. She didn’t want to risk shooting the chains but she had a knife with her. If she could find a weak link, she could free him.
 “Don’t worry about me.” Eli managed to grind out, lowly so that Jacob couldn’t hear. He sounded pained. “Stop Jacob.”
 “No. Mercy can handle it. You need me.”
 “I do. But not right now. Please she –” A yelp paused their conversation. Both turned their head and Mercy was barely holding Jacob’s knife away from her heart, the blade running through her hand. She lunged forward and sunk her teeth into his shoulder, ripping a chunk of flesh from him and causing him to stumble backwards. Knife still imbedded into her hand she panted and looked at the grievous wound. Dakota realized Jacob was going to his gun and rushed forward. She didn’t think, all she could see was a red revolving appearing and then there was a thunder clap. Then silence. The world was still as Mercy caught her with her uninjured arm.
 “Dakota?” The Faerie murmured softly, stunned expression on her face. Dakota felt a burning pain start to radiate from her abdomen, it didn’t feel exactly like her stomach but she couldn’t really tell, it hurt so badly. “Little Mare!” The panic in Mercy’s voice was distant and strange. Mercy never panicked. She worried, she huffed, she needled, she nagged, but she never panicked.
  Against the rage of a Royal the warding that Jacob had managed to put up was like tissue paper. The Fae’s only goal was to string the man up. H head hurt her Ward. Human laws were thrown out the window. Someone under her protection had been hurt and there was hell to pay. She wrapped the growth of Summer around him, silencing him as the vines penetrated his body and raised it to the sky. He would sustain the crows. Any and all who saw would know whom he had wronged. She let the sharp splinters of new life stab into him. And then she pulled them back. She allowed the creep of Winter to sharpen those branches. The cradle of roots and bark held him aloft. When his flesh was finally stripped, she would allow Summer to hold again and would keep his bones in eternal green.
 “You Grace.” Eli’s strained voice sounded and with a flick of her wrist she touched the chains, allowing the cold’s crippling touch to rust and take away his bindings. “Dakota.” He sounded so mournful. Had she not told him? She looked down at her young Ward. She was panting, unconscious. She was bleeding still. The warmth of Summer was holding her wound but would it be enough? Mercy did not know the healing magics, she was a fighter. Potions and salves. Those were her domain. She nodded and picked up her Ward.
 “She will live.”
 “You Grace.” Eli sounded defeated.
 “I have said it, it will be so.”
“Dakota!” Ben’s voice pulled them from their staring match. “I asked you to stop this!” He wailed, unwilling to attack for Mercy held the girl.
 “I know. I am sorry. I will pay penance for this.” The Prince assured her other Ward and moved forward. The fighting had stopped with the appearance of Jacob’s body. She glanced up as saw his eyes move down to her. She glared and turned away. She would not concern herself with him. She carried Dakota to the Den and laid her down on a medical cot. She let the human medics care for her as she prepared the potions and salves that she knew. They extracted the bullet, it was not copper but iron. That was how it punched through the mail. It had not been a clean wound but it had not hit any of her organs, by some small miracle. When they were done, she rubbed the salve into the wound, soothing the young woman as she whimpered and cried out from the sting.
 “Do you have to do that?” Ben snapped.
 “It must sting to work.” She answered softly and said nothing more as she continued her work. She stood and then turned and took Ben’s arm. He tried to pull free but she looked gravely from him to her General. “This is a conversation for the beloved alone.” He allowed her to pull him from the room and shockingly followed her once she released him. They looked to where the others were.
 “We still have to destroy his bunker. Ben said as they looked toward it. In the distance she could see other bodies joining their master. Any who tried to pull him down would suffer his fate. There were a few groups of Whitetails around them. She nodded and looked to him. She reached into one of her enchanted pockets and pulled out a bottle filled with a swirling orange and yellow and gold liquid.
 “Summer sun.” She said and handed it to him and they began to hike back towards the bunker.
  Eli knelt beside Dakota. She looked so pale and fragile like this. Her hair was torn from its messy ponytail. He hesitantly reached out and brushed his fingers across her cheek. The burns in her skin hurt, he could feel trails of blood but those didn’t matter. Nothing mattered.
 “Mercy was right. I’m a fool.” He whispered, anguish in his voice. He trailed his hand down to hers and grasped it tight. “I love you. I love you and I want to forsake my duties for you. If it means that I never have to leave your side I will cross to Ironside. Even if it means I must face the wrath of Winter and Summer, if it means I can never see my Lady again. I would throw it away for you.
 “You mean everything to me. You are my sunshine on a cold winter’s day, warming my face. You are the warmth of merry drink. You are the beautiful good of my life. Please, I cannot lose you. You must pull through. If only because the world will suffer so much without. I am selfish and a monster. I wish only for you to stay with me. For us to find a Lake together, for you to let me have you and keep you safe. But you are a free spirit. You are determined to help others, not hide away from them. The world needs you Dakota. So please. Please you must come back to us.” He confessed. He was greeted by silence. He knew, he knew this was not a movie, a game. This was life. Though the Fae could force miracles this was not one of those times. He entwined his fingers with Dakota’s slack ones and allowed his tears to fall. Why was his Lady always right?
  Dakota came back to consciousness slowly. She was vaguely aware of the soft bed below her, the warm blankets on her, the hand gently holding hers, a thumb stroking over her inner wrist, and then she inhaled sharply. She was up with a jolt, that had her cringing and trying to grab her stomach.
 “Hey!” Eli snapped at her, their hands still connected. “You just started recovering from a gut shot! Lay back down.”
 “Eli? What happened? Where are… Are we in the Den?”
 “Yes. Mercy brought you back here. We’ve patched you up but it was pretty touch and go there in the beginning, watching for infection and fever. But you’ve cleared the worst of it. If you stay in bed and don’t aggravate the wound, you’ll pull through with no major side effects.” He gently pushed her back down.
 “Where’s Mercy? What happened with Jacob? Are you okay? What about the chains? What about Ben?!”
 “I’m fine. I let the healers look me over after I… After we got you settled. Ben is fine, untouched, and Mercy is all but healed, she’ll have a scar on her hand and cheek but she’s not letting that slow her down. She and Ben destroyed the bunker. And she… Killed Jacob.”
 “Good.” Dakota breathed and settled back into the soft bed. She looked over at Eli and he was looking at her strangely. She felt like something had shifted between them. “Eli?”
 “I have to tell you this. This was too close a call. I can’t… No, I won’t let this War continue without you knowing.”
 “Tell me what? Eli is something wrong?”
 “No. No, nothing’s wrong Kotie.” He reached out and gentle grasped her cheek, running his thumb over the apple of it, just below her line. The soothing contact put her at ease. “I love you.” She felt her breath catch in her chest.
 “Eli? Are you…?”
 “I love you Dakota Diane Rook. I want to Court you once this is over. I want to live with you for the rest of my life. I have never truly felt this way, this connected to someone like this before you. I have had my past romances. I will make that no secret. But they pale in comparison to you.” His big brown eyes were so earnest and loving. She reached up with her free hand and touched his hand.
 “Are you sure? I mean I mess up a lot. I always run head first into danger and I never have a plan! I drag Mercy along with me and I make your life a headache!”
 “It’s adorable that you think you drag her Ladyship anywhere.”
 “I can so drag Mercy places.” She pouted and he grinned at her.
 “Oh, my little Mare, no. No, you can’t. But that’s okay, because the Princess cares dearly for you.”
 “I’m not little.”
 “You’re right you’re the perfect size.”
 “I think I’m going to gag.” Both turned to see Wheaty in the doorway. Behind him was Mercy and Ben.
 “Just because you can’t get a man doesn’t mean I should have to hide mine away.” Dakota muttered with a glare. She felt Eli tense a bit and look to her.
 “Your man?” He said hopefully, eyes wide and smile broadening with every passing second.
 “My man.” She confirmed and pulled him close for a chaste kiss.
 “Wonderful. Now that, that’s settled I’m going to check your wounds and we’re going to have lunch.”
 “Oh yum.”
 “You get broth.”
 “Boo! No, I want a sandwich.”
 “You’ve been unconscious for five days and only been drinking protein fluids and magical potions. You get brother.” Mercy stated and her eyes shimmered. “Don’t make me use your Name.”
 “Eli defend me.” She whined and he laughed, ruffling her hair and moving away slightly.
 “Afraid not love. She’s still the Boss.”
 “Damn right.”
  Dakota had healed well; the salves and potions had sped her healing time but it had still taken a full month to recover from her wounds. She was able to get up and was causing in no time compared to how humans are usually after a gunshot wound.
 “We’ve got a County to free!” She said and nodded.
 “We’ve discussed this. With Jacob’s death we should avoid contact with Joseph and John. It would make the most sense to go after Faith now.” Mercy murmured as she continued to look over the garments of clothing that several of her handmaids were presenting her. Dakota was sitting on her large bed and flopped back, making a raspberry.
 “I don’t like her. Shouldn’t we be focusing on the people? You know we came after Jacob first because he was their supply of soldiers.”
 “If you think that Joseph and John won’t or can’t continue to arm their followers, I would like to turn your attention to all of the capture parties we have to outrun whenever we’re near the Valley.” Mercy glanced over at her before laying something down. “Now up. The seamstress will be here soon and I think I’ve finally found the right kinds of fabrics for you.” That got the brunette to blink and she turned cerulean eyes to the Faerie standing over her.
 “Why do you have a seamstress coming?”
 “Because we need your measurements. You obviously can’t wear these because they’re for me and, well. You a touch shorter than me.” The seven-foot-tall woman laughed and Dakota huffed, pouting, crossing her arms and glaring at the fabrics that Mercy had laid out. The skirt was a deep purple, almost looking black. But what really caught her attention was the fact that it looked like real stars were stitched into the fabric. The glimmered soft blues and whites and reds. She reached out to touch it and it felt like a spiderweb, soft but weirdly strong. A small woman bustled into the room with a much taller man following her.
 “Ah, Adella, Berach, welcome.” Mercy inclined her head and smiled at them. It was good to see the seamstress and her long-suffering student. Berach would probably never get to start his own shop. But he didn’t seem to eager to ever leave Adella, he merely liked complaining and prodding her to ‘join the times’ despite them using the most modern and up to date techniques and styles.
 “Your Majesty.” Both bowed and then looked at Dakota, who was fidgeting nervously on the bed.
 “Um hi?” She waved a bit and Mercy smiled, pulling her to her feet. “But why?”
 “You can’t meet the Queen of Winter in that.” Mercy answered and Dakota blinked in confusion. Adella and Berach set to work right away. The brunette pouted and sputtered as she was turned this way and that. The strangest measurements taken of her while Mercy leaned back at watched. The pair of tailors nodded and muttered, poking and prodding Dakota.
 “There’s nothing else to be done!” They cried and then set to work.
 “What the hell does that mean?”
 “It means we’re gonna have to clean you up. Really good.” Dakota blinked big blue eyes at the unmoved Faerie.
 “Nope.” She attempted to run to the door.
 “Dakota Diane Rook, you will march into the bathroom and you will allow my attendants to bathe and pamper you.” Mercy smiled and Dakota looked down at her body as it betrayed her. She looked at Mercy with a horrified whimper.
 “Please, have mercy?”
 “Though I am, I have none.” The Prince flopped back onto her bed and decided to take a nap until one of her handmaidens fetched her.
 “Should we do her makeup, my Lord?”
 “A nude palate, she doesn’t like color.” Cereza nodded softly and lead the small army of attendants into the bathroom to begin their work.
  Dakota blinked at the tall woman that stepped through the doors. She was regal and held a near dangerous air about her.
 “Queen Titania and her Consort Queen Mab!” Announced the crier. Everyone around them stood, even Mercy. She bowed low to her mothers, her familiar glittering star studded dress flowing around her like the dark blue folds of the universe. It didn’t slip Dakota’s notice that her skirt and Mercy’s dress were styled similarly, though Dakota’s stars looked more realistic, and made of the same materials. She shifted and looked down at the silk shirt they had made for her. It was sheer but wrapped in such a way that her chest and stomach weren’t visible. It was also a dark purple, though not nearly as dark as her skirt, with a satin hem on it that was much paler, running more like lavender.
 “Mercy.” The tall sever woman murmured, her long dress was a deep royal blue, there were glittering stones along it. It made her pale skin look even paler but something about it was familiar. Dakota blinked, realizing that Mercy’s dress was a similar color and though it wasn’t nearly as poofy, it was clearly similar in tone and style.
 “Mother.” Mercy greeted and stood from her bow. “Mom.”
 “Oh, baby look at you!” The woman with the tall woman cheered and rushed to Mercy. Her bright red dress had trailings of flowers behind her. Her skin was warm and sun kissed, her eyes the same bright shining silver as Mercy’s, and she had the same dark blonde hair.
 “Would you join us for a private dinner. I would like to introduce you to my Wards. And Eli has a request.”
 “Of course, honey. That would be wonderful, right Sun and Stars?”
 “Yes, my Sublime Love.”
  Eli asked to be released from his duties. Dakota gaped in shock. She didn’t think he would have to do that. She didn’t want him to lose his job!
 “This is the one?” Titania mused, raising a familiar intrigued eyebrow. Mab beamed happily.
 “Oh Elijah I’m so happy for you! You’ve done so much for us since you’ve been squired, protected our little girl so faithfully!” And suddenly she turned on Dakota. “You’re Dakota yes? Oh Mercy talks of you at length. She never mentions how beautiful people are! You glow with warmth and sunshine! Truly a Summer Childe!” She chattered away while Dakota blushed and looked from Mercy to her Mother. Titania was staring before nodding.
 “I suppose given Mercy’s good word I can allow this. However.” Her eyes pinned his. “You know the Laws.”
 “I know but I –”
 “There will be no need for concern. We’ll discuss it in privet.” Mercy cut in and Dakota and Eli looked to her. Ben looked determined and his eyes flashed silver before settling back into brown. Titania and Mab nodded and the cheerful environment returned. Dakota felt something giddy bubble inside her stomach. She and Eli could be together.
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lobanhart · 4 years
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I could hardly make this collage for the challenge “faceyourart”, because during all the time I was here, I have accumulated so many wonderful faces. It was difficult for me to choose. Thank you all! 💛✨
1. Joanne Burton (by @tomexraider​) 2. Elizabeth Parker (by @spicevalleys​​) 3. Laurie Evelynn Whitley (by @wafflii​) 4. Billy Bluebird (my baby) 5. John Seed 6. Hannah Ferris (by @ja-crispea​​) 7. Rheese Anne Bennett (by @xbaebsae​​)  8. Jacob Seed 9. Mary Jane Seed (by @deathvalleyqueen​)
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galoogamelady · 8 months
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dieguzguz · 4 years
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WIP Wednesday
thank you so much for the tag @nightwingshero and everyone who tagged me last week too! ❤️
tagging: @ja-crispea @pd3 @shelliechen @lobanhart @fadedjacket @xbaebsae @deputycolt @deputyrhiannonhale @trialandseed @wafflii and all who wanna join in
I always wanted to do something with @ja-crispea OC Hannah and my Natalie. Something they have in common, aside their taste in men? Judging John 😄
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nightwingshero · 4 years
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OTP Questions Meme
I was tagged by the amazing @returnofthepd3 thank you, boo!!!
Tagging: @chazz-anova @xbaebsae @joeyhxdson @simonxriley @fadedjacket @dieguzguz @ja-crispea @red-nightskies @faithchel @whatsinsideofmybrain @strafethesesinners @minilev @goodboiboomer-fc5 @wafflii @trialandseed @mackie-hattwie and whoever else wants to join the fun!
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John Seed & Wren Blake
DISAGREEMENTS
Who is more likely to raise their voice? It depends on the argument. Wren and John can both be emotional.
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither.
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? John and Wren got into a fight while she was still the deputy, and she walked out. But that’s it.
Who trashes the house? John got worked up before Wren left, and shoved papers and stuff off a table, but neither of them really get like that.
Do either of them get physical? They fight before getting together, but after things start with them, they don’t hurt each other. 
How often do they argue/disagree? Sometimes, but it doesn’t happen a whole lot. They might disagree here and there, but they’re usually on the same page.
Who is the first to apologize? That depends on who started it. Wren and John are both super stubborn, both struggle with admitting they’re wrong sometimes. But once Wren’s anger fizzles out, she’ll give John a kiss on the side of his head and hold him close while she apologizes. John’s apology comes with him hugging Wren from behind or in the form of cheesecake. 
SEX
Who is on top? John tops more often, but Wren takes charge too. 
Who is on the bottom? See above! 
Who has the strangest desires? They have some kinks, but nothing super strange..
Any kinks? Wren is a tease and has a praise kink. John will edge Wren, and they both will do some light bondage here and there. 
Who’s dominant in bed? Definitely John.
Is head ever in the equation? Sometimes.
If so, who is better at performing it? It’s a fair share of both.
Ever had sex in public? They’ve had sex outside and in a couple of public places, but they don’t make it a regular thing.
Who moans the most? Wren
Who leaves the most marks? John. He bites and leaves hickeys, must to Wren’s embarrassment the next day.
Who is the more experienced of the two? John.
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s a toss up, depending on the mood or the heat of the moment. They used to be enemies with benefits though, working out their frustrations towards each other in the bedroom and other places.
Rough or soft? A mixture between them, depending on what the mood is.
How long do they usually last? That all depends on the stamina for the day, but they usually last a while. Especially John.
Is protection used? No, Wren stopped taking birth control after the arrest. Kinda hard to find time to go to the lady doctor when you’re fighting a cult.
Does it ever get boring? Oh, absolutely not.
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? That’s a three way tie between: the riverbank after Wren’s baptism, the church before a service, and John’s confession room. 
FAMILY
Do they plan on having children/or have children? Yes.
If so, how many children do they want/have? They have two. Wren finds out she’s pregnant after their wedding, and she eventually gives birth to their daughter, Harper. Then they eventually have a little boy, Braxton.
AFFECTION
Who likes to cuddle? They both do
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? They both can, but John is worse.
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? John mostly, but Wren can get handsy too.
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? That depends on the position. Most of the time Wren will lay on him on the couch, or her head on his chest in bed. They don’t always get uncomfortable, but Wren will get too hot sometimes and move away.
Who gives the most kisses? Wren, she’s super affectionate and loves to surprise John with kisses.
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? They both like to read with the fire going, or they’ll watch movies/tv shows together. Wren plays piano on some days. 
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? In bed or on the couch. Wren will sometimes sit curled up on John’s lap in his office.
How often do they get time to themselves? Not very often in the beginning, but Wren spends more and more time with John as things grow between them. Once Wren joins, they spend a lot more time together.
SLEEPING
Who snores? Wren makes light noises in her sleep.
If both do, who snores the loudest? N/a
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share.
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? They cozy up, but will sometimes drift apart throughout the night. They cuddle a bit in the morning though.
What do they wear to bed? Wren wears silk nightgowns or a shirt of John’s. John wears sweatpants or pajama pants. Sometimes they’ll sleep naked, or Wren will just have underwear on. 
Are either of them insomniacs? They both can have issues falling asleep.
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Nope. They’re in a medicine cabinet in the bathroom.
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They’re both known to wrap around the other. Sometimes they’ll lay side by side, but not often.
Who wakes up with bed hair? They both do, but Wren’s is worse and John loves to point it out.
Who wakes up first? John. Wren hates mornings.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? John, because Wren can’t cook to save her life and she isn’t a morning person.
What is their favourite sleeping position? Both on their sides, curled up with each other. Either with Wren’s back against John’s chest, or her curled up with her face against his collar bone.
Do they set an alarm each night? John is most likely to do that. 
Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yeah, they have one. Wren uses it more than John, though.
Who has nightmares? Both. John has nightmares about his childhood. Wren has nightmares about her childhood, the car accident, and the visions of the child she lost in the bliss along with the leap of faith.
Who has ridiculous dreams? Definitely Wren.
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Neither. Wren curls up with John, so they don’t really sprawl.
Who makes the bed? Wren does.
What time is bed time? Between 11 and 11:30. Wren likes to stay up just a bit later. 
Any routines/rituals before bed? Brush their teeth, wash their faces, sometimes Wren will do a face mask routine and rub lotion on her skin before bed. 
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Wren. She’s known to get headaches in the morning because she is dehydrated, and she isn’t much of a morning person.
WORK
Who is the busiest? Both of them. John and Wren are busy with their duties as Heralds.
Who rakes in the highest income? I guess John, because of his wealth and stuff. Being a lawyer pays off. Pun intended.
Are any of them unemployed? No
Who takes the most sick days? I would say it’s a toss up. Both are extremely stubborn, but they usually convince the other to take the day off. 
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither of them. They both take it seriously.
Who sucks up to their boss? I don’t really think either of them do. John probably did with Joseph in the beginning, but not really after Wren joins.
What are their jobs? John is the Baptist of Eden’s Gate and Wren is the Judge. He baptizes people and hears their confession, then Wren judges on whether they’re worthy of atonement. 
Who stresses the most? Wren. She carries stress very easily and John has to kinda pull her back down to earth.
Are they financially stable? They are.
HOME
Who does the washing? Both of them, but Wren does it more often. She would rather do that than the dishes.
Who takes out the trash? John does mostly. 
Who does the ironing? Wren does for the most part. They both wear button ups and it gives her time to think.
Who does the cooking? Definitely John. Wren can’t cook to save her life and John is very good at it. 
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Wren! She did start a kitchen fire once. She’s now forever banned from cooking.
Who is messier? Wren can be a bit messy, but not bad. John is just a super neat person.
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither of them.
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither. It drives Wren crazy to see clothes on the floor, especially when it’s next to the hamper. And John is a neat person by nature. 
Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither of them.
Who is the prankster around the house? Wren.
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Wren. John has a bowl on the living room table to put keys, but Wren doesn’t use it. She misplaces them and John loves to say “such a shame we don’t have something to hold our keys, darling.”
Who mows the lawn? John and Wren have cultists do that. 
Who answers the telephone? Both.
Who does the vacuuming? Wren. She sings and dances a bit while doing it.
Who does the groceries? They either get delivered or Jane will go with Wren.
Who takes the longest to shower? That’s a tie. They both take forever...and sometimes together.
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? It’s equal, until Wren has to do her hair and makeup. 
MISCELLANEOUS
Is money a problem? No, they’re well off.
How many cars do they own? John has an old black mustang, an SUV, and his plane. Wren has a jeep and eventually gets a Lexus.
Do they own their home or do they rent? Wren rents a cabin before moving in with John. John owns his ranch.
Do they live in the city or in the country? Country
Do they enjoy their surroundings? They both loved the city and have also talked about the idea of living on the ocean, but they both love their home.
What’s their song? I’ll Follow You by Shinedown 
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Either their duties for Eden’s Gate or doing their own hobbies. Wren will play piano, binge watch tv shows, or read. John will read, draw, or work on Affirmation.
Where did they first meet? The failed arrest, but they didn’t officially come face to face until John the Cleansing. 
Who spends the most money when out shopping? That’s a toss up. Wren will shop here and there, but John loves to buy things. He’s more likely to spend more, too. 
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? John. Wren has assets, but she’s way more subtle. 
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? They both think it’s funny, at the other’s distaste. And it’s usually Wren that’s tripping.
Any mental issues? John still carries the issues from his childhood. Wren does too. Wren suffers from depression and anxiety.
Who’s terrified of bugs? Wren hates spiders, centipedes, and any kind of roach.
Who kills the spiders around the house? John kills them, and Wren tries to throw things at them because she’s too scared of them.
Their favourite place? Under they YES sign or the riverbank behind the Ranch.
Who pays the bills? John, but Wren keeps it all organized.
Do they have any fears for their future? They’re both concerned when things get more heated between them during the fighting. That goes away once they’re together and Wren joins, but Wren becomes a bit afraid when she finds out she’s pregnant. 
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? That’s totally John. He goes above and beyond.
Who’s the tallest? John is. Wren is only 5′4″
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Both of them.
Who wanders around in their underwear? Wren does. Sometimes on purpose to tease John, but mostly it’s when she’s getting ready. 
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Wren. That girl will sing her heart out. 
What do they tease each other about? Wren pokes fun of him being a big time lawyer and for being so fancy, and sometimes points out that Georgia drawl she loves so much (which he reminds her of her Oklahoma one to match). John teases Wren for trying to kill him with a butter knife while she was a bit drunk.
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither of them. They both like each other’s style.
Who crushed first? Both, but John was more open and teasing about it because Wren was trying to deny it. 
Any alcohol or substance related problems? John and Wren both used to have issues, but they both have gotten a lot better. John helped Wren after she switched sides, because she got really bad while fighting for the resistance. 
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Wren, but not anymore. She used to drink with her friends in the resistance, and she’ll do it on occasion. But John helped teach her discipline with it so she doesn’t go back down that road.
Who swears the most? Both are pretty bad at it, but Wren does it more.
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theoasiswinds · 6 months
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Commission for the lovely @wafflii
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betti2024 · 4 years
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Commission for Wafflii here on tumblr :)
Clash of Titans :D two big ass Aisle Blocker fighting each other, I would watch that fight excitedly! ;)
Thank you for supporting me ! :) I enjoyed working on this piece way too much!
especially detailing Trapper’s body.. and backside opppsie *cough
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naeviss · 4 years
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Commission detail for Wafflii ❤️🥰 Commissions are open, send me a message if you’re interested, or you can buy one monthly on my patreon for cheaper, see link in bio :3 . . . #cheeseburger #bear #dakota #farcry #gamer #gaming #fanart #commission https://www.instagram.com/p/B5hEIfXgYv3/?igshid=11pokbp8l1607
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