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joshlmbrt · 5 months

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NOW PLAYING;

♫ TRACK 9; You Are In Love. (dad!steve harrington’s version)

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warnings; this doesn’t follow ST, single dad!steve meets reader <333 had pronouns, but can be easily changed if wanted!

an; i sort of changed it, so i hope you don’t mind and you still enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it! i’m also sorry it’s so short:(

requested by; @bylermaxmayfield

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HAWKINS, INDIANA. 1995.

JULY 2ND.

"Claire!” Steve calls out, watching as she runs off, giggling. She stops at the end of the aisle, her curls flying over her shoulder as her hazel eyes land on them.

He sees the glimmer of mischief. “Claire. . . Come here,” He points. “You promised me you’d be good!”

She cackles, running out of sight now. Steve groans, throwing the smiley face fries into the cart before making quick work of following the gremlin as he curses himself for listening to a promise of a 5 year old.

The cart he had picked out was annoying. Hard to push, the wheels squeaked everytime he pushed it.

Steve had only came to Wally’s for 30 minutes, tops. Since Claire, oh so lovingly, had told everyone that Daddy was doing a cook out for the fourth.

He didn’t have the heart to say no and let it just be another day. Steve Harrington was not that type of father.

If his girl wanted something, he’d gladly do it without any thought.

Hence, why he’s looking for her because she had given him those cute eyes, glossy with fake tears when he had said no at first to walking around the store beside him.

The little gremlin knew how to get him.

He finally spots her, with another person in front of her tiny body. “Oh, I’m sorry.”

“Daddy! Look!” She holds up the box of Eggo’s that had those red and blue sprinkles in them - sprinkles had always tasted disgusting to him, like plastic. and

He would know after the sprinkles with the side of cupcake and icing.

“Oh,” He makes a face. “Yum.”

“Can we get ‘em?!”

Steve glances at you, who smiles softly as you stand, before back at the girl.

Oh, you were beautiful.

He opens his mouth before closing it and clearing his throat. He does it again.

Claire tilts her head, pinching her brows together. She then shrugs, stepping towards the cart and throwing the cardboard box filled with premade Eggo’s inside.

“You-” His face flushes from the squeak in his voice. He clears his throat again and squares his shoulders slightly. “You don’t want blueberry waffles?”

“Yuck,” She was lying. She liked those but just couldn’t remember ever eating them. “No, thank you.”

Her little body then turns to you, tutu spinning with her. Her chubby hands land on her hips as she tilts her head.

“Are you busy in two days?”

Steve’s eyes widen.

“I don’t think I am, Princess Claire,” He groans internally, but you just wanted to humor the small girl that had seemingly randomly picked you. “Why?”

“Daddy is throwing a cookout! You should come!”

“Sweetheart, I don’t think-”

“Well, it is your father’s house,” You kneel down once again. “So it’s up to him if he wants a complete stranger in his home.”

“You’re not a stranger!” Claire shakes her head. She turns to Steve and says your name. “See! I know her!”

You glance up at the man, smiling shyly before standing. “I’m sure he would feel awkward. But thank you for being so sweet, Claire. It made my day,” She pouts and turns back to you. “You have a sweet daughter. Have a nice day.” You wave at the both of them, turning and stepping out of the aisle.

“Daddy, please! She seemed sad!”

Steve laughs at her but quickly stops when he watches her place her hands on her hips. “Sweetheart, she probably felt weird. Sometimes we gotta know boundaries, okay?”

She nods, staring down at the linoleum floor. “Do you think I’ll ever see her again?” She asks sadly.

“Maybe. Now,” He lifts a brow and picks her up. “You are going in here.” He places her into the cart.

She gives him the eyes again with fake tears. He simply looks away.

🕊️

JULY 20TH.

The bell above Steve and Claire’s head rings throughout the diner. Claire runs to the usual red booth, slipping in by the window before patting the spot next to her.

Steve smiles a bit, sliding in next to her before reaching over and grabbing a menu. “Do you know what you want, pumpkin?”

“Uhm. . . Milkshake?”

He chuckles. “After you eat,” He looks at her. “What do you want to eat?”

She pouts but looks at the menu. “Grilled cheese and fries?” She then looks back at him.

“Drink?”

“Milkshake,” He gives her a look. “With extra sprinkles.” She grins.

He sighs and shakes his head looking back at the menu. A gasp from the girl beside him makes him look over at her quickly. She then says your name. “I thought I’d never see you again!” She lifts onto her knees. Steve looks over, mouth parting.

You laugh softly, nodding. “I thought I’d never see you again! Did you like those Eggo’s?”

“Daddy burnt them.”

“I did not! It was-” You both stare at him and suddenly, he feels intimidated. “It was the oven.”

“Suuuuure, oooookay.” Claire shakes her head, looking back at you and smiling.

You giggle a bit. “What can I get started for you today? Or do you need some more time?”

“Nope!” Claire grins.

Steve smiles a bit. “Uh, she wants a grilled cheese with a side of fries and apple juice-”

“Chocolate milkshake.” She frowns, correcting him.

“Sweetheart, you can have one after you eat. I promise.”

She sighs and falls back into the booth. “Okay.” She mutters.

He then sends you a small, nervous smile. You grin at him. “And I’ll take a hamburger with fries. And cherry coke. Please.”

You giggle quietly to yourself, nodding as you repeat back the order. “Anything else?”

“No. I think we are okay.”

“Alright, coming right up.” You send him a wink and he’s quick to flush.

“Ooooo.”

He turns towards Claire, narrowing his eyes at her. “What?”

“You like her!”

“Shhh! Don’t say that so loud,” He looks around before shaking his head. “I don’t even know her!”

“I like her too! You should ask her to hang out with us sometime.”

“Claire-”

“Please.” She pouts.

He tries to look away, but his eyes keep glancing at you then at Claire whose eyes water.

He sighs and leans back. “Okay. Fine.”

She cheers to herself, wiggling in the booth.

🕊️

Finished with the piece of pie and Chocolate milkshake - extra sprinkles, of course - Steve was waiting for the receipt, while Claire slides on her jacket.

"And here you are!” You smile softly, handing over the receipt. “I hope to see you both again soon.” You smile, eyes landing on the receipt before up at Steve.

You turn and walk off, a small smile on your face.

Steve furrows his brows, glancing down.

‘Call me some time.’

Then below was your number.

He could pass out but decided against it.

“What is it, Daddy? You’re blushing.” She pokes at his cheek.

“No, I’m not. Let’s go, Princess Claire.” She grins at the name and slides out of the booth, grabbing ahold of his hand as she talks away.

“Are you even listening to me?” She looks up at him.

“Uh, yeah.” He nods, helping her in her car seat. He wasn’t.

He was too busy to think about what he was going to say when he calls you and invites you to hang out sometime. (Claire’s request, of course.)

One thing about Steve Harrington, though, he falls fast.

thank you for reading! comments, likes, reblogs, and feedback is always welcomed and appreciated! 🧸

#steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x fem!reader #steve harrington x you #steve harrington angst #steve harrington fluff #dad!steve harrington x reader

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dreamer-after-dark · 6 months

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That is so cute! Imagine the little play dates, shyly giving him colored pictures.

Though the second he gets called daddy I feel like it would very fast turn into “I will kill anyone who looks at you” so maybe not the best

Oh, yes! Wally could never let Y/N go once they started calling him that. His heart would overflow, what he wouldn't give just to hear those words again. To always be their Daddy.

Not to mention the onesies, dresses, and skirts he would gift them. All the squishmallows they could ever want! Wally would keep all their drawings on the fridge

I'm getting so flustered thinking about it lmao 💜💜💜💜

#playfellowxxx #wally darling #wally darling playfellowxxx #wetdreams #panty snatcher #wally darling x reader #x gender neutral reader #panty snatcher au #panty snatcher wally darling #wally darling x gn reader #wally darling and his little

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angelfoodcake222 · 1 year

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Random thoughts list for our optical appetite asuaging Mr. Darling & others!

-Say the kidnapped crew miraculously found a box with a note from one of the original crew's teenaged youths who figured out what was happening at the studio & poured their purest intentions into a '50s-'60s themed doll/puppet/poppet (the Bob Dilian Cap, 'fro, green flower shades framed in purple Ombre, funky flowery tunic top, love beads [their maker's gifted for protection], evil eye medallion, waist beads under their top, bell bottoms, flowing scarves, etc., etc.) & decided to send their parent help in protecting them but it was too late. The new crew opened the pink/white wax-sealed box to find a spunky, funky, unnamed, disco dolly that was specifically made to combat Wally's reign.

-What if Mr. Darling met the new puppet who was (by some mystical BS for plot's sake) 100% immune to his way of eating & when he tried to bite them he only gets whatever is behind his intended target? This varies in reactions depending on what was beside them if anything. He could have eaten the part of a table or counter their food was sitting on & they sass him for that or if their make-up was eaten they'd ask if he felt pretty on the inside. The scene that initially plopped into my head like a boulder falling into a big lake was:

Wally wonders upon the newest addition to The Neighborhood just to find them doing something he doesn't like & tries to use his eyes but he only catches the bush they were passing by/looking at or what-have-yous. They don't veer around, flinch, nothing. A simple chuckle & a lone, feasibly dominant hand to the respective hip is all the star of the show gets before they peek mockingly over their shoulder at him.

"What's the dealio, Darling Daddy-o? Too much to bite off~?" Thus, the war began.

-Jokingly, the new puppet said Mr. Darling is "wally, wally, blood & dolly" for them (wild about a person in a way that makes you blind to their faults) to whoever/everyone who'd lend an ear which caused Mr. Darling to become even angrier with them. They like him angry, it's so cute.

-All the early '60s-'70s jargon with all the trimmings.

-They have a Home, too. This one formed from a little die that (when tossed lightly on the desired spot) spawned in the chosen place, batting its frilled shutters as it came to life ready to welcome its lone occupant in & keep intruders out. The new crew placed it on the outskirts of The Neighborhood while the new puppet/poppet was distracting Mr. Darling. You can imagine his reaction when he heard it creak cheerfully as the new neighbor scattered through the twin stable doors [possibly decorated in/painted with the pattern of dark blue/pink/green/white/red evil eyes] as they slam behind them, leaving the "eyes" to glare at Wally before setting a barrier to protect the newest Bungalow (Bunny???) from his devouring gaze.

I'm sure there's more to write, but I'm tired rn. Bye!

#prompts #writers on tumblr #reader insert #just thinking #fanfiction writer #welcome home wally darling #wally darling #wally darling x reader #wally my beloved

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annaberunoyume · 11 months

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A most cute, charming encounter in the woods (Drunk!Wally Darling x Fem!Giant!Naga Reader)

(Drunk!Wally wandered a little too far into the woods near the Neighborhood…He suddenly bumps into something reddish-pink. It's

a huge, gigantic serpent tail. He seems surprised, but drunkness

keeps him from being afraid. He hugs it.)

Female!Giant!Naga Reader (or Genderneutral, if you prefer. up to you. I shall write it with fem! pronouns, but you may imagine yourself as you, as well. ^^):

Hmmm? (She raises her head, feeling something touching the tip of her tail) A mouse? Hmmm…I could use a mouse… (She gets ready to strike, but stops abruptly when she sees Wally just blissfully hugging her tail. She slowly wraps the tip of her tail around him, in tilted confusion, lifting the oddity up to her eyes.)

You're not a mouse?

Drunk!Wally: (Just notices now that he is up. He looks at the tiny coil around him. He then looks up…And in utter awe…Curious (eye color) eyes looks back at time. He is in rapture at such beauty) Are…Are you a goddess?

Fem!GiantNaga!Reader: No…(she smiles, tilting her head) Are you a mouse?

Drunk!Wally: Hahahahaha! No! (he looks at his bottom) Do I look like I have a tail? (hips)

Fem!Giant!Naga!Reader: Hahaha, no. Are you a human?

D!Wally: Not…exactly. I'm a puppet-man…I suppose.

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: Hehehe, one thing for sure, you're a cute oddity.

D!Wally: (Twirls his hair in shyness, Blushing orangy-red) Hehehe…You're quite the pretty one, y-yourself…

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: (Just smiles warmly. She smiles as Wally yawns, rubbing his eyes)

D!Wally: Pardon me, my lady…I had a long, fun night…(He rubs his eyes)

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: I can see that…Maybe I can keep you company while you sleep…(She moves her face closer to Wally) You may even enjoy a goddess's lullaby… (She flutters her eyes)

D!Wally: (Smiles, blushing, enamoured and twitterpatted) Mmmm…I would…For sure… (He folds his arms under his head, lying it sideways atop the coil around his chest, an adorable, sleepy, blissful smile, on his face.)

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: Hmm… (singing) Heaven's gift to me, just the way you are, a new age child from a distant star…It feels so good just to be so close to your love, you are Heaven's gift to me… (She gently wraps a coil around his wait and thighs, in a chaste way, just to keep him warm) You are so sweet and pure just the way you are…Mama's previous jewel, Daddy's rising star, there's so much in life for you to see… (Wally hums in utter bliss. He can almost feel her voice gently vibrate on him) And so much to be, you are Heaven's gift to me…

(The Naga la-las into the night as she makes her way towards the Neighborhood. After a spell…She reaches it. Home looks at her with wary, almost angry eyes. They both have an unspoken conversation. The Naga understands that that tiny puppet-man is very important to that Home. She takes a bow and gently lies the sleeping Wally on the ground at Home's door.)

I simply wish to bring him Home, Madam. Good night. (She slowly slithers away to the woods. Home opened her door and gently takes Wally inside with her goo.)

THE END

Lullaby that reader sang in this story:

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phantomoftheorpheum · 1 year

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y'all, has there been any sort of fandom consensus on any ship names from school spirits yet? because ngl I was trying to figure out how to tag a maddie x wally post and "mally" seems, I dunno, not it and probably already taken by a different fandom and "waddie" just makes me feel like someone is saying "daddy" in baby voice and it freaks me out. the best I could come up with was "clears," but also I forgot to take my medication today, so skjdfklsjfdklsdf. I also want to hear about other ships names from the show. I just do not have the brain capacity to make more up rn. if anyone has any good ones, for any school spirits ships, pls let me know!

oooohhh, "madly" could be cute! or maybe I should just go to bed.

#school spirits #school spirits spoilers #maddie x wally

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lovely-vermin · 1 year

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Welcome home cast with a single parent reader

A/N:My mother was a single mother and so I wanted to do this in dedication to her! Also this can be seen as platonic or romantic! Reader is GN but their baby is a boy named Harvey whose 3 years old. Also if I forget any tags tell me so! Also my oc Matteo is in this! Maybe Out of character but also Teenage mutant ninja turtle is told.

A/N 2:It’s mostly with Harvey because Harvey is based off of me a bit and I was an adventurous and chaotic yet well behave kid so I’d make friends fast. Also VERY LONG and cussing but never from you,Harvey or the characters also I didn’t do Poppy as I just can’t really figure out how to write her

Wally darling

•Wally finds your son adorable! Harvey and Home are best friends who are best friends! (Other then he and Julie of course) Wally is willing to help around as he sees your the only parent

•Everyone who was raised here (I’m guessing Wally was as it’s not stated or if it was I haven’t read it) they all know the way around. Wally who was raised here gives you tips and tricks around this place and also areas where Harvey might get.

•If your busy then he’ll offer to watch over him. Harvey is a well behave kid but has ADHD so often he’ll start rambling with Wally. Wally just smiled and nods even if he doesn’t understand what Harvey says.

• “O-oh and Mikey is my favorite! He always says ‘CAWBONGA!’ Then attacks with his brothers” “oh wow! How about you tell me more?” He doesn’t know what the fuck Teenage mutan ninja turtles but loves to listen to it!

•Wally loves to draw with Harvey and you. Harvey draws eyes mostly but there never realistic as he kinda hates drawing them.

•In all Harvey loves your son and also is willing to baby sit!

Eddie Dear

•He finds Harvey very adorable. Also you get more mail then anyone as because your a single parent from people.

•Eddie makes Harvey the Honorary mailman. He probably tells you before hand so that you don’t get uncomfortable or worried. Harvey is very helpful and mimics a military walk to only tumble a bit the giggle

•He isn’t a babysitter as he only has the weekend off (then you take over bc you two have turns) and he uses that time for self care. He doesn’t mind playing with the kid if he has free time or if he chooses to on the weekends.

•Harvey made his own hat that sorta looks likes Eddies but instead it has a lot of patches but Eddie finds it adorable.

• “Look It’s Frank! You wanna give him the mail buddy?” “Mhm! I got this!” “Alrighty! Here’s the mail and remember to make yourself known” “Okie dokie!” Harvey then skipped to Frank’s house. “FRANKIE! YOU GOTS MAIL!” “AHH! Oh my goodness! You scared me Harvey but thank you buddy” “Yous is welcome!” Harvey left giggling as he was happy. Eddie was smiling the whole time

•He’s sorta a dad figure to Harvey and Harvey has called him dad on many occasions but Eddie doesn’t mind as he finds it cute.

Frank

•Frank is actually the main babysitter because Harvey has nicknamed him ‘Uncie Frank!’ Or ‘Frankie!’ But also he’s the one whose most likely to make Harvey actually have nap time and get his energy out.

•Frank is willing to help take over if he sees your overwhelmed because on some weeks you work with Howdy and on some weekends you work with the mail office! You are on and off between weeks and weekends

•Frank tells him all about butterflies making Harvey come over often just to hear more. Harvey usually sits down,looks up with him with a curious puppy face as he listens.

• “Uncie Frankie,what dat?” “That is…not a butterfly but it’s a moth but what type?” Soon you came behind them to pick up Harvey. “Oh an oleander hawk moth! Beauty ain’t it?” “DADDY/MOMMY!” Frank jumped a bit the sighed in relief. “Ah Y/N,also it is beautiful” picking up Harvey as you placed him on your hip you took a picture of the hawk moth with the camera around your neck. “I did a whole essay on that when I was in school!”

Julie Joyful

•Julie loves both you and Harvey! She’s often at your house to spend time with you or Harvey or both! She’s basically become your second child and Harvey’s sister.

•She actually lets you take naps as she plays with Harvey. She’s worried as you overwork and overwhelm yourself. She makes sure Harvey lets you rest so they’ll play outside for your nap.

•Julie is the second babysitter if Frank can’t babysit. Harvey and Julie get each other’s energy out fast with the many games they play! Mostly play pretend or hopscotch or their playing games they made up together

•Knocking on your door Julie smiled as she swayed side to side. You opened the door yawing as Harvey was on the ground pretending to be a worm. “Julie,hey guessing you wanna play with Harvs?” “Mhm! You can take a nap Y/N! I’ll take good care of him!” “Thank you,been on chaotic week” Soon you face planted into the couch immediately falling asleep. “Hey Harvey wanna go play hopscotch?” “Yes peas!” Harvey got up running towards Julie as they went outside to give you peace.

•Julie sometimes has sleepovers because she loves the way you make her feel oh so safe! Plus more time with her favorite buddy! She’s now the sister figure of Harvey

Howdy

•Howdy meet him because Harvey secretly helped him with his job. He didn’t notice until all the cans he needed to be put up were gone to only see a three your old put them away how he likes it. “Heya kid,where’s your guardian” “Mommy/daddy is with Uncie Wally! Said I can get candy but wanna help you because you look like Mommy/daddy when they work a LOT!” Howdy chuckled at Harvey’s comment. Ended up letting the kid take it for free for being so helpful

•When he met you he saw Harvey again but how he kept begging to push the cart which you allowed with your help as he is so tiny! He loved your personality and now sees why Harvey said that the first time they met.

•The others often come in talking but you and Harvey always come up. He does make conversation with you both becoming friends with you two fast as Harvey gifts him drawings or old action figures he no longer plays with but wants Howdy to have!

•He can’t babysit as he’s very busy but that’s not needed when Harvey will just sit by his counter rambling about things and playing with the toys he brought or his fingers. Finds it adorable to only realize Harvey has a habit of wondering away

•May or may not offer to make him a balloon for you to tie around his wrist…your still considering it

Sally Starlet

•Adores Harvey as he always makes it to her shows with you but she doesn’t get mad when you fall asleep,she knows it’s very difficult as a single parent so she’ll make sure to let you sleep during her plays.

•Harvey sometimes joins her plays but when he does their usually easy plays as he’s only three years old. She is amazed how a three year old can make outfits (He learnt from his GamGam aka Grandma because she knit and sew a lot!)

• “Okay Harvey what’s your lines?” Sally was smiling as she was bending down to Harvey’s height. Harvey thought for a while. “It’s ‘I shall slay da monster!’ Right?” “Yeah good job buddy!” She gave him double high-fives making him giggle

•Will hold your son under her arm while she carefully speed walks as Harvey pretends to be an airplane. She can be a babysitter but it depends if she’s got plans or shows

Barnaby

•He fucking loves the kid! Is like Harvey’s best friend as he’ll just pick up the kid and run around making Harvey laugh.

•When he met you he knew immediately that he’ll start to take the kid just so you can rest because of how energetic and adventurous Harvey is. Will also let you sleep on him as well as Harvey because he’s super sort(his fur helps)

• “Harvey! Wanna play hide and seek?” “YES PEAS!” “Okay! I’ll hide!” “Otay! I count to…20!” Harvey turned around shutting and covering his eyes while Barnaby went to hide. When you went to pick up Harvey you were met with your son hiding on top of a tree while Barnaby looked for him. You took a picture before calling for Harvey. They played again tomorrow.

•He’s Harvey’s big brother figure.

Matteo Beloved

•He and Harvey are twins. Will take Harvey to his radio station just so they can spend time together as Harvey loves him and Matto sees him as his little brother.

•He was raised by a single mother so he knows how tricky it will be for you. Always comes over and cooks for you so you can rest for a while will also become Harvey’s teacher as he was in the past. Honestly the neighbors just assume he lives with you now instead of his radio station but he still lives there

• “Heya chiquito!” “UNCIE MATTIE!” Matteo was smiling as he crouched for the boy to hug him. “Oh super big strong hug!” “Hehe! I super strong!” “Yeah you are! Wanna help me with today’s broadcast?” “Mhm!” You smiled as Matto put him on his shoulder as the two chaotic boys laughed on their way to the station.

•He and Harvey both ramble about their hyper fixation,ends up with them falling asleep. You gave him a copy of your key as he basically lives with you. You came home one late night to see Harvey sleeping on the boogie man’s chest with the TV playing Teenage mutan ninja turtles which you of coursed took a picture of!

Over all the whole neighborhood loves you and your son making them all be a big old family with you

#welcome home #welcome home arg x reader #welcome home x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #single parent reader #can be seen as platonic or romantic #x gn reader #fluff #Matteo beloved

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copiouscouples · 10 months

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Finished Rise of the Pink Ladies...

Random Thoughts in Yays and Boos and Wuts and Mehs

Yay: Hazel’s a Pink Lady. Great way to end the season. Great pay off.

Boo: That whole wedding story line. It was unnecessary and dumb.

Wut?: Jonathan Nieves leaving and being photoshopped into scenes.

Yay: Setup for a second season with the other schools and Zuko’s big brother (I guess?). But please, please, please stop with Jane and her love life - I cannot find the will to care.

Boo/Yay/I Can’t Decide: Nancy’s treatment of Potato was not cool. Female empowerment isn’t disregarding your partner’s feelings and doing what only you want because I am woman hear me roar. That’s what gets me about some feminist media - the whole my way or the highway of it all. Compromise isn’t a dirty word - it’s called not being a jerkface and being a part of a healthy relationship (as long as it’s not one partner doing all the compromising). I know Nancy marches to the beat of her own drum and Potato clearly appreciates that but she was putting SO many stipulations on their relationship and really being inconsiderate of him a lot. I’m very happy about her owning up to that but I didn’t really like how she was going to end things with him at the carnival without discussing how they might make it work. She came off as very selfish in her behavior and inconsiderate of his feelings. In the end, they’re still my favorite couple and I’m glad they worked things out but I hope we get to see her play a more emotionally supportive role to him in the future like she did with Cynthia.

Yay (Kind Of): When I first saw the play scene from Hazel’s POV with Buddy dipping out, I thought he was jealous of her getting the limelight. But then we got episode 7 from the boys’ POV and you saw that Buddy was just reeling from his daddy drama. I was glad he wasn’t being petty. He was just hurt.

Meh: Wally and Hazel are kind of cute, but I’m a not so secret shipper of her and Buddy. I don’t like love triangles (which this show seems to be a fan of) so I hope if we get a second season that this issue gets resolved fast.

Meh: Gil is a cutie, but I am not feeling any of the girls he’s been paired with thus far. I don’t really like him and Olivia together.

Wut?: Who does Dot like? They teased it but never told us.

Boo: Where’s the sizzle? Please get Shonda Rhimes to this show stat to create some chemistry between these people. For so many romantic relationships, none of them bring the heat. Everyone’s different, but for me, for a show to be fully satisfying, I have to have a couple that I ship. That I can’t wait to see kiss and see those moments of being in love. It’s why I adored Queen Charlotte and Jackson/April on Grey’s or Andy/April on Parks and Rec.

Boo: This show reminds me a little bit of Girls in the fact that the male characters are more intriguing than the women. Ray and Adam were more interesting/likable than the main characters. I feel like it’s similar for this show. Potato and Shy Guy in particular I want to know more about. I love the women as a whole group and their times together, but individually...I’m getting less and less interested especially with Jane and Olivia who’ve kind of become one note. Nancy (and Cynthia to an extent), I feel like is the only character who’s really grown. I feel like she embodies adolescence the best in regards to not knowing what you want but slowly figuring things out and maturing. I’ve really enjoyed her journey (just be sweeter to Potato, please and thank you).

Wut?: So is this show getting a second season or not? 10/10 would watch.

#grease: rise of the pink ladies #grease #rise of the pink ladies #grease rise of the pink ladies

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adhdslugcrimes · 11 months

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hey. so bart called roy dad once (new titans issue 126 to be specific) and also went to him for advice, listened to him when he gave orders, etc... so imagine if wally invited his boyfriends (roy and dick obvi) over and bart just slips up and calls roy dad. (tbf roy was a very fatherly figure to all the kids on the team when he was the leader but still). sucks to suck wally your boyfriend has adopted your cousin now ig??? not legally but like

So funny enough I do have an au that Wally takes in Bart and Thad and be their guardian since Barry is busy with the twins (AND WALLY AND THAD HAVE A REALLY SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WHERE THAD IS A DADDY'S BOY AND TRUST WALLY TO BE VULNERABLE WITH AHHHHHHH), I do also see Wally as the younger speedsters father figure too, and then my feral baby sparky was like Wally adopted Bart and Thad. So, I have two ideas for this.

Wally is so happy that Bart see his boyfriend, Roy, as a father figure and just so happy for him. It's wholesome, cute, and being thrown away for Wally giving Roy that glare batman coined yet it's more scarier on a speedster, who everyone forgets can be more than their public persona of Happy-go-lucky, and he looks over at Dick for help, and like a good boyfriend saves Roy's ass. Wally learned that day he def has a mother hen inside of him, and a jealous streak, but it's okay they worked it out and he's fine with it now,,,, tho Thad a little shit and make Roy fear for his life constantly Bec that's Wally's baby boy!

Also adding this, Slade fears Wally after trying to take back not only Dick back but also Thad, and when he "hurt" Thad this tanky mf learned to leave them be lol

#dick grayson #wally west #roy harper #bart allen #thad thawne #birdflash #birdflashenal #roywally #roydick #roydickwally #flashfam #i really love thad if you haven't noticed lol #out roy and slade roy still get loved on and he wouldn't hurt his boyfriend Slade get bullied because welp #my go to is slade and lex to bully lol #sluggy answering questions #oh and Zoom learned wally was holding back after trying to get Bart's and Thad's speed lol #i love mother hen wally

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dickandcr · 1 year

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All We Want For Christmas Is You

West-Allen secret santa gift

For: @wasserkupd2

From: @dickandcr

Ratings: General

Warnings: None

December 19th

Barry sighed, rolling over, his front coming in contact with Iris's backside. He grunted lightly, his body still sore from the day before. He slid his arm around her waist, pulling her back into him knowing some of the pain would go away if his body was in contact with hers.

A few moments passed before Iris shifted onto her back. He shifted too, accommodating to her new position. Her arm came around his neck and her hands started to play with his hair. "You ok, bear?" He heard her ask softly, her lips moving against his forehead.

"Sore," he muttered against her bare chest. "Getting thrown around sucks,"

Her chest rumbled as she laughed. Barry adjusted his head over her heart, listening to the faint thump thump. It wasn’t hard for him to fall asleep again. Iris had started massaging his scalp and humming a tune, plus listening to her heartbeat always calmed him.

Barry woke up again to little footsteps on the floor, small huffs, and tiny dips of the mattress under each of her steps until he felt her sit by his head and poke his cheek. “Dadda,”

He smiled, placing his hand on her back and cracking his eyes open. “Hey, what are you doing here?”

“Hungry,” she whispered, leaning forward and laying under his chin. “Pancakes,”

Barry held her against his chest, moving the blankets back and getting up out of bed. He walked down the stairs, seeing Iris typing away on her laptop with the polar express playing in the background.

His sudden presence made her look up. A smile slid its way onto her face. “I see she’s woken you up for her daily christmas pancakes,”

“Indeed she has,” he kissed her swiftly and walked into the kitchen. Iris abandoned her laptop and slid into the kitchen seat. “So, tree picking today, what tree are we getting?”

“Tall,” Nora patted Barry’s head.

“A tall tree? Taller than daddy?”

Nora looked at Barry curiously then turned back to Iris. “Yeah,” she nodded. Barry handed Nora off to Iris, starting on the pancakes. “Are Joe and Cecile joining us this year?”

“Nope, Cecile is taking dad to her family for Christmas, Wally’s with Linda’s family, and Cisco’s with Cynthia, so it’s just gonna be us this year,” Iris played with Nora’s fingers, tickling her side.

Barry scooped three pancakes onto a plate and slid it over to Iris, knowing she’d want two and share the last one with Nora. He made his own and took the seat next to them.

“You know, we still have to get matching onesies,” Iris said. “And santa hats, and matching christmas socks,”

“Shopping before tree picking?”

“Yeah, that way I can sneak things in the cart,”

Barry chuckled. “You always sneak stuff in the cart,”

“You don’t complain,”

“No, no, I do not,”

Iris grinned. “What do you say, Nora? Should we sneak stuff in the cart while daddy isn’t looking?”

Nora looked up at Iris with her big brown eyes and nodded. “See?”

“That’s because she’s a mini you,” Barry pointed his fork at her. “You taught her to sneak stuff in the cart,”

Iris gasped in mock offense. “I did not,”

“Nora, where did you learn to sneak stuff in the cart?”

Her tiny finger points to Iris. Iris purses her lips. “tiny traitor,”

Nora only smiles innocently. Barry grins. “Told you,”

“Oh hush, Bartholomew,”

Barry had been the first one to finish his breakfast, as always, and gone upstairs to shower. “Do you think they have tiny Santa hats?” Iris asked as he came out of the bathroom, drying his hair with a towel.

“I think they have some for dogs,”

“You want me to get a dog hat for our daughter?” she raised her eyebrow at him. Barry shrugged lightly. “Well, if they don’t have baby ones,” he defended weakly. “She’ll look cute in it,”

“She looks cute in anything but a dog hat?”

Barry pressed his lips together to keep from laughing. Nora came running into their room with her brown bear onesie Barry had gotten her. “Bear, bear,” she clapped.

“I think she’ll like the dog hat,” Barry picked her up. Iris glared at him, obviously trying to suppress the obvious smile breaking through. She brushed past him to go into the bathroom. Barry waited until the door clicked shut then kissed Nora’s cheek. “You’ll like the dog hat, won’t you?”

“Doggy for christmas?” she asked, her eyes sparkling. Iris must’ve taught her that too.

“We’ll see,” he told her and left the bedroom.

Iris came down, securing some of her locs in a bun while the others swung across her back. “Alright, I made a list,”

“You make a list everytime and never use it though,”

Iris shrugged. “I will this time,”

She didn’t.

Barry pushed the cart while Iris ooh and awed at every christmas decoration in sight, putting in the cart, which, in fact, was not on her list. Barry peeked into the cart while Iris had started looking at the Christmas onesies. Food, baby, clothes, makeup, accessories, and a flash ornament. He was pretty sure they had five already, but if she wanted a lightning bolt on the tree, he wouldn’t complain a single bit.

“Alright,” Iris laid three onesies in the cart. “Babe, you’re an elf, I’m santa, and Nora’s a reindeer,”

“An elf?”

“Yes, elves are shorter than Santa, which means if I’m santa and you’re an elf, I’ll be taller than you technically,”

Barry blinked. “Really?” he smiled. “I love that you’re short,”

“Yeah, so you can tease me about it,”

“Guilty,”

Iris shot him a look and carried Nora to the toy section. Barry smiled watching Iris put Nora down, only for Nora to curl her small hand around three of Iris’s. He followed them around slowly, watching them whisper to each other.

On their way out of the toy section, Nora spotted a blonde lady with a dog. “Doggy, doggy,” she pointed, tugging on Iris’s fingers.

“Yeah, that’s a dog, it looks like a german shepherd,”

“I want a doggy,” Nora looked up at Iris. “Doggy?” she pouted. Iris looked at Barry, who had the same expression as her daughter. She knew what this was. They were cornering her.

“I’ll think about it,”

“That’s a yes,” Barry whispered to Nora, who beamed and started to skip. “I said think about it, you know,” Iris came beside him, keeping a close eye on Nora.

“We both know you’ve been wanting a puppy since we started dating,” he told her. Iris glanced at him. “You remember when I said that?”

“I told you I had a steel trap,” he tapped his temple. Iris snorted. “You barely remember when you’re supposed to be up for work,”

“Yeah but this is something you said,” he shrugged lightly. “If it’s you who says it, I’m always going to remember, whether it’s a day later or a decade later, everything you say is important to me,”

“Barry, do not make me cry in the middle of target,”

His arm slid around her shoulders and he tugged her into his side, kissing her temple.

“You love it when I’m romantic,”

Iris smiled softly. “I do,”

Iris and Nora wandered off towards the cafe while Barry paid. He thanked the cashier and rolled the cart over to where they stood. “Hey, what’d you get?”

“Hot chocolate,” Iris handed him a cup. “Nora saw the sign and wanted some,”

Barry walked behind his two girls. Iris with Nora planted on her hip and her cup in the other hand, her cheek pressed against Nora’s hood, whispering something to her. Whatever it was, it made them both laugh.

Suddenly, everything around him slowed down. Time slowed. The car that was coming from the left slowed down, the mom and daughter that were heading for the entrance, even the dog they saw earlier stopping in the middle of its walking, its feet merely inches from the ground.

He savored the moment. Drank it in. Iris’s smile was always big and bright, even when they were younger but it was something different about seeing it now. It was brighter. He couldn’t put it in words, and maybe he didn’t want to, because he knew what it meant. It was his to understand.

Barry breathed in, peace waving over his body, the soreness from his body gone, then exhaled and time sped up again. Iris walked at a normal pace and Nora’s little legs went back to kicking back and forth aimlessly. Her laugh disappeared but the smile never did.

He packed the bags into the trunk and climbed into the driver's seat. “I found the best lot for tree picking a couple miles from here, if we go straight there, we should get there before all the good trees are gone,” she scrolled through her phone.

Barry watched her silently. The locs that weren’t in the bun covered the side of her face. She looked at him, her eyes searching his. “You ok?” she asked softly, her hand reaching over to stroke his cheek with her thumb.

“I’m amazing,” he told her truthfully. “Let’s go tree picking,”

Iris grinned and he couldn’t help but smile back at her.

The lot with the trees was bigger than he had thought. It smelled like nature. Rain to be specific. Probably because it had rained the night before.

Barry held Nora this time, while Iris went from tree to tree inspecting and criticizing it. The saw she brought with them dangling beside her. Her winter boots left small footprints in the mud. He stared down at it. He never realized her feet were that small. “Small,” Nora pointed to it.

“Yeah, mama’s really small, isn’t she?” He poked her stomach. “I can hear you,” Iris said from a couple feet away. Barry smiled sheepishly while Nora giggled and rested her head on his shoulder.

“I am not that small,”

He nodded silently. She was, but he wouldn’t say that outloud. He’d probably get mud shoved in his face if he did.

“Barry?”

He swiveled around to see his brother in law walking towards him. “Wally, what are you doing here?”

“Linda wanted to pick up a tree before we got on the road since her parents don’t have time,” he explained.

“Is she judging every tree too?”

“Oh yeah, our wives are very picky,”

“Amen to that,”

“I can still hear you, Bartholomew,” Iris called. His smile was sheepish again. “Sorry,”

“Iris is here?” Linda’s head popped out from behind a nearby tree. Her boots sludged against the mud as she made her way over to Iris, who was inspecting the tree leaves.

“They really go all in for trees,”

“For Christmas itself,” he turned back to Wally. “Iris loves Christmas. One time, back in high school, Iris stopped being friends with someone because they said halloween was better than christmas,”

Wally gaped. “You’re joking?”

“I am not, I was there,”

Wally’s shocked expression turned into a laugh. “Now that I think about it, it sounds like Iris,”

They watched their wives for a bit. Well, only one of them was a wife, but the other would be a wife soon enough.

“Did you start christmas shopping?” Wally’s question broke him out of his gaze as he looked at the younger man. “I have and I probably went overboard but I like to spoil,”

“We know,” Wally mumbled. “Iris’s closet says it all. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her repeat an outfit,”

Barry shrugged. “I like to spoil my wife, sue me,”

Wally shook his head. “Completely whipped,” he muttered.

Barry made a face then turned again and watched while Iris and Linda hugged and Linda returned to Wally’s side. “We should keep looking before the lot closes, we’ll talk to you guys when we get to my parent’s house,” she waved as they walked away.

“Bear, look, this tree is perfect,” she ushered Barry over. Barry looked at it, then at the others. They were the same. “I don’t get it,”

“Barry,” she swatted his arm softly. “It’s different from the others, taller, more branches, more spaces for ornaments,”

“More branches? How’d you notice that?”

“The first thing I learned majoring in investigative journalism back in college was that journalists needed to have sharp eyes to scope out clues that regular eyes couldn’t, you know, notice the small details,” she said.

Barry felt pride swell in his chest. He knew exactly how much Iris had grown from his best friend reluctant to go into investigative journalism to his wife who had three pulitzers, her own building and staff, and her own news media outlet that outsold CCPN in its first year of running.

It made it even more special that he got to see her grow into the woman she is today and people would probably call him dramatic, but in his mind, it was a complete privilege that he got to call her wife. That he put that ring on her finger. That he’s the father of her kid that’s sleeping on his shoulder.

His high school self would’ve probably gone into cardiac arrest if he knew about what his future held with Iris.

“Here, you cut it,” she handed him the saw and in return, he handed her a sleeping Nora, who instantly adjusted to the change and went back into a peaceful slumber.

The tree tettered back and forth as he sawed until he reached the other end and he caught it before it could fall in the mud. Iris looked around. “No one’s watching,” she whispered.

Barry nodded, picked up the tree and sped away. Iris picked up the tag that had fallen off and paid for it at the small booth near the front then waited at the car to drive home.

But she guesses Barry had other plans because what once was the lot with a bunch of trees before her was replaced with the fireplace that sat in the middle of their living room.

“I thought I’d make it quicker,” Barry said, licking the door behind him.

“The car -”

“Is in the parking lot downstairs, don’t worry I didn’t leave it at the lot,” he stopped her, kissing her cheek, putting down the bags near the tree. Iris laid Nora on the couch, using the blanket they kept on the back of the couch to cover her with it.

Christmas music started to faintly play in the background whilst Barry unpacked what they bought, singing along to the song softly.

Iris listened. His voice was one of her favorite things. She would ask him to sing for her on random nights, just because she wanted to hear it. Over the years, Barry’s voice had gotten deeper, it added a slight rasp to his singing voice but somehow, that rasp made it better, more soothing.

Barry laid out the onesies and stuffed the bags into a cabinet in the kitchen then joined her in the living room. He took her hand and interlaced their fingers, his arm slithered around her waist and he started to sway. Iris leaned into him, her head under his chin, closing her eyes and swaying with him.

She cherished moments like this. With the flash and their jobs, they didn’t have as much alone time as they would like but when they did, they made the most of it. Moments like this were her favorites, the ones that stood out in her memories, the ones she thought about in the future and smiled.

Her hand left his arm and they hooked around his back. She slowly felt herself drifting while he continued to sing, one of his hands staying around her waist while the other rubbed her back.

Soon, she was asleep.

December 24th - Christmas Eve

“Barry,” Iris called again. Barry peeked from the kitchen, his eyebrows raised because he knew exactly what she was calling him for. She huffed and planted her hands on her hips, the ornament she was holding hung from her fingers. “Help,”

He grinned and crossed the distance, taking the ornament from her and placing it where she wanted. “Was that the last one?”

“Yeah, just the star is left,” she picked up the gold star from their christmas box. “Who wants to do it?”

“Me,” Nora raised her hand. “Me, me, me,” she said as she flinged the blanket, slid down from the couch then ran until she was standing in front of Iris. “Me.”

“Hold it carefully,”

Nora nodded, taking the star and holding it tight while Barry lifted her. She slowly placed it on the top branch and clapped as Barry brought her down and onto his shoulders. Iris plugged the lights and the star in, the bright light illuminating against their dimly lit house.

“It’s perfect,” Iris whispered, tucking herself into Barry’s side. “Yeah, it is,” he agreed, but he wasn’t looking at the tree. His eyes were on the woman leaning against him.

“Just perfect,”

December 25th - Christmas Day

Barry sunk into the softness of the sheets. He had stayed up to wrap all of the gifts he bought, placing them under the tree. He hoped that one especially had made it through the night.

Iris rolled over, her body slightly shivering from the cold. Barry’s hand instinctively found her shivering form and pulled her into his embrace. She sighed, relaxed into him. He liked how she always did that. How she was able to simply relax just by his touch. She mumbled something incoherently, her nose brushing his neck as she scooted closer to him, trying to soak his warmth.

Feet thudded softly against the floor outside. Barry turns his head, watching their door be pushed open and Nora runs through it, climbing up on the bed, which he’s still not sure how she’s able to do, and crawling over the blanket until she lands between them.

“Christmas,” she whispers. “It’s Christmas,”

“It is christmas,” he pushed her frizzy curls back. “Merry Christmas, my sweet girl,” he kissed her cheek.

“Merry Christmas,” Iris said tiredly, stretching. Nora reached over and pushed a loc back into Iris’s bonnet. Barry smiled at the interaction. Iris yawned and sat up, freeing her locs. They spilled down her pack and the ends landed in a heap on the bed. He loved them. It was another thing he couldn’t put into words how gorgeous his wife looked when she had these types of styles.

“Alright everyone,” she stood up and put her hands on her hips. “Up,”

Barry sat up straight. “It’s Christmas,” she paced back and forth with her hands behind her back. “Both of you, go brush your teeth, shower, put on your respective onesie and you,” she pointed at Barry. “Will cook the pancakes, christmas ones, with whipped cream,”

“Yes ma’am,”

Barry got out of bed and set Nora down, who instantly dashed out of the room and went towards hers. He quickly got ready and sneaked downstairs, glancing at the tree. His nerves settled. Everything was right.

Iris came down with Nora right as he finished the pancakes. “I’m taller,” she sang. Barry chuckled. He’d let her have this.

After breakfast, Barry put on a christmas movie as background noise while they opened gifts.

“Barrry Allen, how much shopping did you do?”

He sat down next to her. “I might’ve went a bit overboard but I think you’ll like everything,”

Ok, maybe he went a little bit more than overboard, but he didn’t regret it at all. Barry silently watched Nora pull the last box from under the tree, curiously looking into the holes carved into it.

“Hello?” she said into it, then the box shifted on its own. She gasped and stepped back. Iris glanced at Barry with a small smile. The box shifted again, and again, a third time then it fell over and the flaps that held it closed opened.

A light brown puppy rolled out and stood on its feet. “Puppy,” Nora cheered, crouching and holding her hand out. It sniffed her hand and bumped it with its head.

“It’s a girl,” he told her. “What are you gonna name her?”

Nora sat down, scratching behind the dog’s ear and tapping her free hand to her lips. “Roxy,”

The dog, Roxy, barked, her tail wagging.

“I think she likes it,”

Later, when Nora was in bed, Roxy sleeping in her dog bed next to Nora's bed, Barry turned out the lights and retired upstairs. “Hey,” Iris closed her book upon seeing him. “I think today was a good christmas,”

“I think so too,” he got into bed. “But I also think every year is a good christmas,”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah,” he said, curling his arm around her waist. “As long as you and Nora are here, it’s going to be a good anything,” he muttered into her hair.

“Stop trying to make me cry,”

Barry laughed and he kissed her cheek. “I love you,”

“I love you more,”

“Not possible,”

“It is so,”

“Technically not, your smaller than me which means your capacity to love is smaller than mine so therefore I love you more than you love me,”

Iris gaped at him. “I know you did not just bring science into this,”

He grinned unapologetically. “Just the facts,”

“Oh hush, I still love you more,”

“I know,”

#westallensecretsanta #secret santa 2022

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sohannabarberaesque · 9 months

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Postcards from Snagglepuss

Tale of an Underwater Initiatory Ritual

After a brief stop at Twin Cities International Airport to pick up (and at the last minute, know) Huckleberry Hound's beloved Clementine (heading over for Braham Pie Day and the related Character Convocation) and nephew Hector, and putting them up in a somewhat decent motel of the old school, our current company (as included Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy "themselves") proceeded to Square Lake Park, practically halfway between Stillwater and Marine on St. Croix on an "inland route," more or less, as opposed to Hwy. 95 along the St. Croix River.

Sleeping off the night in our motorhome, and breakfasting on meal-replacement shakes ... followed by no less than Peter Potamus and his Magic Divers via the Divers' Delight, splash-landing it in an area of the lake near the park's boat ramp (and, reputedly, scaring the likes of the Three Wolves out of their wits, which they luckily got over), surprising some of the park's early arrivals even!

But at any rate, Peter Potamus, something of a great and lovable ball of fun, underwater and otherwise, guided Huck, Augie, Doggie Daddy and yours truly into the vessel. Preliminary briefing and safety review, don't you know ... fitting the dive gear ... and launching the whole into a Zodiac inflatable such as would direct us to the sacred spot for this most fascinating exercise.

(If I may just explain the particular appeal of Square Lake among the Upper Midwest's diving community: The spring-fed lake of some 203 acres, with a maximum depth of 68 feet, has such an unusual sense of clarity about it to have the Metropolitan Council, a sort of advisory body for the Twin Cities metro region, recognise such as a Special Recreational Feature. Is it any wonder Peter Potamus had such in mind in choosing to hold such a ceremony as was forthcoming within its depths?)

Having piloted the Zodiac to a point whose depth was roughly in the 30-foot range, on signal, mouthpieces went in ... the backwards dive entry ... and the descent to the Chosen Spot, where we were to gather in a circle on the lake bottom, kneeling, and taking a position of honour, so to speak. And was it somewhat stunning to see some of our old buddies in the diver getup--Magilla Gorilla ... Wally Gator ... Loopy De Loop ... Lippy and Hardy ... I just hope we're not getting too ahead of ourselves, especially underwater!

From a pocket in his diver's vest, Peter Potamus proceeded to place what could be considered the Magic Divers' "badge of honour," in a way, around the necks of its members--a necklace of shark's teeth in the Polynesian manner, made by natives back in an isolated part of Polynesia Uncharted such as Peter knew and worn by native surfers and divers as a show of recognition. Followed by anklets of cowry shell.

Yet, as Peter Potamus could be a rather surprising sort of fellow, diving and otherwise, you could say he "saved the best for last"--as in bestowing upon Huckleberry Hound and myself an especially high honour for such who could be considered Friends of the Magic Divers: a necklace of multi-coloured coral shell, accented with shark's teeth and an ur-medallion of abalone shell. For which Huckleberry and yours truly couldn't help but feel humbled, bowing our heads as the necklace was draped around our necks, followed by the rather cute pressing of hippo cheeks agsinst our own--the traditional accolade, oft mistaken for kissing--to recognise this recognition.

Returning to the Zodiac a few minutes later, to catch wind and dry off, Peter Potamus would make this pronouncement: "Huckleberry Hound ... Snagglepuss ... for showing an especial fascination in the diving experience, know ye that, by my awarding you the necklace of coral, skarks' teeth and abalone shell, you will consider yourselves as Friends of the Peter Potamus Magic Divers!"

Both of us expressed our humble gratitude.

"Which means, boys, that whenever you feel interested, you can join us in the Magic Divers' diving excursions. All you need do is just let me know, and things will be worked out!"

"Uh, Peter," Huckleberry Hound remarked, "would sometime this fall be agreeable to you?" To which Peter remarked, "That could likely be arranged; as a matter of fact, one expedition I have in mind would be heading through the Caribbean this fall into the winter!"

"Heavens to Captain Morgan!" exclaimed yours truly. "Wouldn't that be fascinating?!"

"I was thinking of structuring such along the lines of such windjammer-type cruises popular down that way, taking note of especially interesting dive spots across the Caribbean. SCUBA and snorkelling would come into play, as I understand there's bound to be plenty of fascinating diving to be had!"

Stunned silence.

"And what's more ... I understand where Loopy's nephew, Bon-Bon, and Hokey's compadre, Ding-a-Ling, are divers in their own right as well ... about to be joined by Augie Doggie and Hector, who, I understand, is a close nephew of Huckleberry Hound. And do we have something in store for them!"

Stay tuned to the next episode, fellow Hanna-Barberians, for where the Divin' Wolf Pups become Those Divin' Pups all the more! And in the meantime, do you know of some interesting Caribbean-region diving-type spots worthy of Peter Potamus' dive crew (and guests) for such an expedition over the winter? Please to share them ... please to share them, and via the usual channels even!

@warnerbrosentertainment @joey-gatorman @jellystone-enjoyer @haiyis-dark-void @archive-archives @themineralyoucrave @thebigdingle @princessgalaxy505 @thylordshipofbutts @screamingtoosoftly @warnerbros-blog1 @zodiacfan32 @theweekenddigest @tropichalwave @warnerbrosent-blog

#hanna barbera #fanfiction #fanfic #postcards from snagglepuss #road trip experience #motorhome #peter potamus #square lake #ten thousand lakes of minnesota #onlyinmn #the magic divers #underwater aesthetic #underwater ritual #snagglepuss #initiation ritual #mystical #hannabarberaforever

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lazuli-info · 9 months

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Hello everyone I'm Eddie.. Eddie uhh.. Eddie umm.. (Dear) Yeah- Eddie dear! I just wanted to talk about a little girl named.. Gizmo? (Gimik) right Gimik.. She is a good little girl although I don't remember where she came from but she lives with me. She helps me deliver mail or remember someone's order. Sometimes if I do accidentally forget someone's mail she makes sure I double check everything and uhh... Make sure I have everything!

She has this odd obsession with um (ribbons?) Yeah ribbons! She loves them and sometimes she takes ummm what's his name (frank?) Yeah- Frank's bow off his shirt ofc he gets it back later but she takes it off his shirt a lot. I don't know how she manages to take it off his shirt but it's really odd..

Gizmo- (Gimik) Also has this skirt with I think it's a multi colored skirt. Whenever she feels a certain type of emotion a certain type of color on the skirt starts to spin. Now let me see if I remember the order... I wrote it down somewhere... Ummm. OH here it is! So light greyish blue spins when she's sad, the baby greyish blue spins when she's confused, the dark greyish blue spins when she's uncomfortable, the purple greyish color spins when she's scared, the last color spins when she's mad, if they all spin that means she's happy! If her skirt doesn't spin at all that means she's emotionless or she's about to take it off.

She sometimes spooks me at night. Her puppet face makes it scary to see her in the dark. But sometimes her scary face can be good. If I can remember correctly one time I accidentally fell asleep and she woke me up, all I saw was her puppet face which spook me to wake up.

Gizmo (Eddie if you say gizmo again instead of Gimik I swear) sorry anyway. . . Gimik can be a handful she gets so energetic that she's hard to control. Don't get me started on if she has coffee or candy... One time, and I remember this like the back of my hand! I woke up one morning and went to go get the mail for the day then I felt liquid fall on my head, I looked up and realized that Gimik was on the ceiling with her mouth open and cotton coming out of her mouth... Her skirt wasn't moving, then she attacked me! I ran out of the post office so quickly I didn't even realize that frank was standing in front of the door so I bumped into him by accident.... (Eddie let's not go into detail about the fall ok) alright... But uh later on that day Frank told me he gave her coffee and I told him to never give her coffee again. He didn't and so far she's been fine.

Gimik.. A cute Little 7 year old who loves to sing. Whenever she goes out to deliver a package for me she hums on her way out the door. Then to let me know she delivers a card or a package successfully she yells "Yodele-hee-hoo!" Ofc hers is more high pitch and longer in the hoo part but in respect that I heard her I respond back in a not so good tone- but she's been trying to teach me how to do it and I feel like I'm getting better each time!

Gimik likes to play with Wally. They always do so many challenges. But Wally always wins especially if it's an eating challenge... But Gimik wins those no reaction challenges with lemons and hot peppers.. it was funny when Wally was crying on the ground when he ate those lemons... I think he ate 4 and Gimik ate 15 with no reaction. I still laugh about it to this day hehehe!

Gimik doesn't really like Julie, she says she orders too many things at one time and puts sentences in between to make it more confusing. She also said.... Ummm... (She yells?) Yeah she also says that she yells too much I don't blame her she really does...

Gimik sometimes calls me papa idk why but I don't remember doing anything.... Did I? When did I.... (Eddie if your thinking what I think your thinking you need to stop it) sorry-... Anyway when Gizmo (GIMIK) calls me papa that means she's just calling me.. when she calls me father that means it's something serious and daddy is when she's sad or too frustrated to get her feelings out... I wrote that down btw so I could remember... It's a good thing I did

That's all I can remember right now I'll see you soon, neighbor.

Extras:Gimik is 5'4 and she always stays in the post office even when Eddie isn't there.

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secondgenerationnerd · 5 years

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Here with You

Author’s note: MORE SPITFIRE WITH THEIR BABIES

“You sure you’re ok with them?” Wally scoffs at the worry in his wife’s voice.

“Babe, I’ve handled world-saving missions and being Dick Grayson’s best friend for years. I can handle putting my kids to bed.” Wally looks at the toddlers. Jania sits on his lap as he brushes the tangles from her wet hair. Matt and Jania are enthralled in Big Hero Six, eating a last-minute snack before bedtime. Wally kisses his daughter’s head. “You wanna tell Mommy night-night, Jani girl?”

“Nuh-nigh, mama!” Jania blows a baby kiss at the phone.

“Night-night, Momee!” Matty toddles over, hugging his daddy’s leg. Wally puts her on speakerphone.

“How about mommy? Does she want to say goodnight?”

“Good night, my sweet boy. Goodnight, my sweet girl.” Artemis coos over the phone. “I love you both so much.”

“Wuv Momee too!”

“Wub!” Jania snuggles to her daddy.

“See you later, babe. I love you.” Wally tells his wife.

“I love you more.” Wally hangs up. He picks up Matty, holding both his kids as close as he can. He walks to their room. He wishes they could afford a bigger place, but right now the two-bedroom apartment would have to do.

“Towy, dadee…” Matty yawns, rubbing his little gray eyes. “Towy…”

Wally settles in their rocking chair. He looks over at their overstuffed bookcase. Tired of the same fairy tales, he looks down at his sleepy kids, “How about Mommy and Daddy’s story?”

“Momee and Dadee hab towy?”

“Oh yes we do.” Wally smiles at them. “I met your mommy when I was 15. Your aunties and uncles were at the beach all day, but I was at school. I ran all the way to the cave, only to fall on my face in front of a really pretty girl. You know who that was?”

“Mama…” Jania yawns, curling up in a ball.

“So smart, Jani…” Wally kisses her head and Matty’s too. “Yes. It was mommy. She and Daddy didn’t get along at first…”

Wall tells them watered-down versions of team outings and nights in. He tells them about their New Year’s kiss, smiling to himself. He tells them about going to college together and adopting Brucely. Even when they’re fast asleep, he tells them the story.

Artemis arrives home a little before 11. Stupid stupid traffic. Brucely lifts his head up as his adopted mother removes her coat. She gives him a loving pet before going to her room.

“Ba—” Her voice dies instantly. Wally isn’t in there. She tries not to panic as she goes across the hall. “Wally?”

Wally dozes in the rocking chair. Jania and Matty are sleeping soundly in their daddy’s arms. Jania cuddles her Kid Flash plushie. Artemis sighs in relief. She lifts her daughter up first, tucking her into her crib. Artemis kisses her little blonde head. “I love you, sweet girl…”

“Momee…” Matty mumbles as his mother lifts him up. Artemis smiles.

“Sh…. It’s sleepy time, baby…” Artemis tucks her son into his toddler bed. She strokes his red hair until he falls back asleep.

“Hey, beautiful.” Wally hugs her from behind, kissing the back of her neck. She smiles. Placing her hands on his.

“Hey, Baywatch. I see that they didn’t give you too much trouble.”

“That’s just because I’m super daddy.” They slip out of their children’s room. Wally gives his wife a loving kiss. “I missed you, beautiful.”

“I was gone less than a day.” She places her hands on his chest, feeling his heartbeat. “I missed you too.”

“How’s Will and Jade?”

“They’re good. Lian wants to come and see her cousins soon.” Artemis presses her face into his shirt. She’s always loved the way he smells. Wind and electricity with just a touch of sweat.

“We could always give her another cousin.” Artemis laughs at his cheeky smile.

“We have two under two. I’m good.” Artemis gives his bottom a playful swat as she heads to their room.

“I know, I am too.” Wally smiles. “Doesn’t mean we can’t practice making babies though.”

“Oh, it doesn’t?” Artemis gives him that smile. The one he fell in love with so long ago.

“Well, it depends if you want to practice, Mrs. West.”

Artemis wraps her arms around his neck, “Actually, it depends on you convincing me to practice, Mr. West.”

It’s old hat to them now, after being in love for 12 years and now with two children, but they still love the connection they have during sex. Artemis holds his face, needing to see him. Wally looks at her scars, now intercut with stretch marks from carrying their children. He presses gentle kisses to every inch of her beautiful skin. She finds constellations in his freckles.

Later, Wally and Artemis lay cuddled together in bed. Wally kisses her shoulder gently. “You still haven’t talked to M’gann or Zatanna.”

“No.” Artemis looks over at the picture on their nightstand. There had been a picture of Artemis with her former best friends. Now a family picture her mother had insisted on, with both daughters’ families, takes its place. “Are you going to lecture me about it?”

“Nope.” Artemis looks at him, genuinely confused by that answer. “Babe. What they did was right in spirit, but wrong in practice. They violated your trust and used personal information on you. I get why you're angry. I can’t speak for what they did or understand exactly how you feel. But I love you and I support you.”

“Where’s the emotionally constipated 16-year-old I feel in love with?” Artemis asks. Part of her is teasing, but there’s another pat that genuinely wonders when he changed into the man laying next to her.

“He grew up.” Wally kisses her gently. “I’ve always had your back, babe. I always will.”

Artemis turns to curl up into his chest. “I know… I know…”

#artemis crock #tigress #Wally West #wally x artemis #BRING BACK WALLY #Kid Flash #family #spitfire #spitfire kids #cuddles #Wally is a cute daddy

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pixmaus · 3 years

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lol, couldn’t find a picture with all their eyes opened.

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Hi can you please do each of the young justice boys/batboys reactions to their s/o (aka the reader) falling asleep on them.

Falling Asleep On Batboys/YJ Boys HC!

ofc! this is too cute :)

wally west:

- he'd go from shouting to realizing you were sound asleep on him and then he's basically melting into your embrace

- hes the doing the animated hand gestures when people walk in the room like "DONT MAKE A FUCKING NOISE OR ILL END YOU" all while cooing about how perfect you are

- he's the type to sit there and count every freckle or catagorize each different color in your hair, he'll memorize down to the millisecond your average breath then flip shit when you breath out of the regular

- when you wake up he's super hyper and ready to go but he's a little extra soft and caring for while until you're high energy again

jason todd

- cuddle machine

- running his massive hands along your scalp while humming in a tone so deep it's almost a purr (think corpse lolll)

- he's the type to press kisses wherever he can without interrupting your slumber

- this most often results in forehead kisses, kisses trailing up your jaw line, or the occasional feathery kisses on your hands or fingertips

- just very affectionate soft touches which seem so opposite of jason's normal outgoing and brash flirtatious personality

damian wayne

- he'd flip his shit a little bit

- like yk when you put your cat in the bath and it realizes it's stuck and it's like "oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck"

- it definitely starts like that

- it then devulges into him realizing that you're really cute, warm, and smell good - plus he gets pure silence to appriciate how perfect you are

- near the end his arms are wrapped securely around you and you aren't getting let go, he'll probably end up asking to cuddle again, and again, and again... yeah you've created a monster

bart allen

- he's the type of mf that slinks his hands under your shirt while cuddling cuz his hands were cold

- then the dork is poking you cuz he's bored

- then he's attempting to braid your hair or toy with the back of your shirt- hell he's probably asking you to braid his hair while you're trying to sleep

- after a stern, sleepy look he's resigned to his fate and gets used to you cuddled up to him, though he's lying if he says he hasn't texted tim to bring him a snack while you're snoring peacefully on top of him :)

bruce wayne (ya daddy simps)

- he'd be working when you come and curl up in his lap, sitting chest to chest while your head rests on his shoulder

- "are you gonna sleep princess?" you only have to whisper a reply, your lips just inches from his ear

- slowly youre lulled to sleep by the rise and fall of his best and clicking of his computer, one of his hands having wrapped around your waist to secure you to his chest

- eventually he's over his work, carefully lifting you up with easy, carrying you to the couch where he lays on his back letting you rest solely on him

- after pressing a kiss to your forehead he's running a hand up and down your back letting you get all the sleep you need, content to let you rest with him as long as you need

- whos to say he doesn't fall asleep with ya too, lord knows he needs all the zzz's he can gets :)

i hope these are decent! thank you for the ask

<3 elle

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Fun Amphibia side character theory

Hi welcome to my TED Talk, I promise this theory has nothing to do with severing characters' arms. Without further ado, here are my reasons to believe that "One-Eyed" Wally Ribbiton is Ivy Sundew's father!

I first subscribed to this theory in March '21 & have since become its most fervent champion, plugging it wherever I could. And now with Amphibia S3B coming in less than a month, I'm finally deciding to make my case here on tumblr. Also the images are from my reddit post about this

So let's start off with how similar Wally & Ivy's respective Season 2 episodes are: "Swamp & Sensibility" & "Ivy on The Run". In both episodes, Ivy & Wally fight with their parents, who set different expectations on their children. When those expectations are shattered, the parents and children compete against each other. In the end, the children win & reconcile with their parents. Of course, there are a few embellishments to distinct the two episodes, but the plots to both are more or less the same!

In "Swamp", we find out Wally actually lives outside the valley as a very rich boy, & he only poses as a homeless vagrant to escape the stresses of rich boy life. In "Ivy", we find out Felicia, Ivy's mom, traveled outside the valley before Ivy was born. It's not implausible to assume that Felicia traveled to Wally's town of Ribbitvale while collecting her tea & china, where they met & hit it off. A lot off.

When Wally decided to leave Ribbitvale, why did he go for Wartwood? It's a relatively unassuming town, sure, but it's like he was going there for something or someone. Felicia, perhaps. But at this time, Felicia could've been pregnant with Ivy, & knowing Wally didn't want to take part in a family in fear of becoming like his father, Felicia didn't tell him he was the baby daddy and let him be a vagrant.

In "Ivy on The Run", about four minutes in we discover Wally is an expert fighter in Muay Thai, or whatever the Amphibia equivalent is. In the same episode, Ivy & Felicia's final battle is a 3-round Muay Thai battle, where it's revealed Felicia is also a very skilled fighter, having picked up the moves outside the valley. Having Wally & Felicia revealed to be adept fighters in the same episode does sound a little sus. Maybe they had the same teacher, or they taught each other. Honestly it's cute thinking about them teaching each other moves.

Wally & Ivy share similar characteristics. They're both wild childs compared to their pompous parents. And in "Anne of The Year", Ivy pulls down her hat so that only one of her eyes is shown. One Eyed Ivy, anyone? Okay. They also seem to be self-conscious about their hair. In "Wally & Anne", Wally's iconic hat blows away and he says, "My iconic hat!", revealing a luscious Beatle-esque hairdo. And he says it like he's ashamed of people seeing his hair, Wally baby don't be ashamed! Anyway, Ivy has a similar reaction when her hat falls off in "The Shut In", and she tells Sprig not to look at her, even though Sprig thinks she looks gr8. The hair keeps in "Ivy on The Run", so while most of the stuff in "Shut-In" might have been non-canon, Ivy's self-consciousness may just be canon.

Also this is probs reading too much into things, but both Ivy & Wally have purple mouths while Felicia has a bit of a turquoise mouth. And Wally's open eye is the same color as Ivy's skin. Yeah that's a stretch but it's not implausible.

Oh and I also wanna point out a scene in "Reunion" where one of the toads throws Wally to the floor, & Ivy's first reaction is to throw a plate at the toad. Even though Ivy probably doesn't know Wally is her father, it's a reaction like that that really shows Ivy has some sort of connection to Wally.

Onto what I think is the most damning piece of evidence. In "Ivy on The Run", Ivy says to Felicia that she still can't believe she was a world traveler. Keep in mind while Anne & Sprig are in the shot, the only people fully in frame are Ivy, Felicia & Wally. Wally's on the left side of the frame while the Sundews are in center. Anyway, Felicia replies "Oh honey, where do you think I met your father?" Instantly, the camera shifts left to have Wally in the center frame. Our attention has been brought to the mother & daughter to this side character. There is a sense of importance to this character now.

Trust me guys, I took many film classes, I know my film theory.

There's also a sting chord played after Felicia says that, which makes it a little "aha" moment for people who cared who Ivy's father is. I wasn't one of those people but I've been converted.

Also there was no reason at all for Wally to be in Ivy's episode. The only logical reason is that they're building up to something. I've clarified Wally & Ivy's episodes are the same conceptually, so having Wally in Ivy's episode is logical just to remind us of his episode. If Wally isn't revealed to be Ivy's father, then there was no reason to have him there at all.

Anyway yeah, that's my theory, thanks for looking at this & feel free to give your feedback even though none of this is up for debate. Special thanks to RedMetalSky on reddit for basically birthing this theory.

#amphibia #amphibia theory #amphibia wally #amphibia ivy #amphibia felicia #wally is ivys father #wallicia #one eyed wally #ivy sundew #wally and felicia made love #wally is god #amphibia season 3b #felicia sundew #wally ribbiton

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