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guest-1-2-3 · 17 days
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so. never consumed any mcu content whatsoever. however i have recently stumbled upon peter parker/harley keener fanfics, went down a rabbit hole, and am now obsessed with their dynamic and i realized i have just fallen into the trap of another blond + southerner + sarcastic + calls-his-boyfriend-darlin’ + infinitely supportive + big fucking nerd x incredibly traumatized + sarcastic + italian + orphan + definitely-started-saving-the-world-too-young + big fucking nerd ship. i am nothing if not predictable
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iamthehamburglar · 5 months
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caroljdanverss · 2 years
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st0ryf1lms · 14 days
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SPOILERS FOR X-MEN ‘97 EP 5 AHEAD
if i had a nickel for every time a superpowered redhead loses her lover to a big purple villain who shoots blasts and says to dead lover, “i can’t feel you”, i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?
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aloneodi · 1 year
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Vision: Wanda, come here
Wanda: I'm busy!
Vision: It's an urgent
*Wanda comes in, Vision shows her a laptop*
Wanda:
Wanda: Every fucking time
*clicks "I Am Not a Robot"
Vision: Thank you Darling
Wanda: I hate you
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dctrlover1969 · 2 months
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bretzkysbs · 2 years
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buthearmeouttho · 7 months
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If I was part of the mcu (Pt. 7) (STILL connected to the last three lol)
*later*
*Natasha with all the CIA people going down and finding me*
Natasha: What were you doing?!
Me: I was looking for you then I don’t know and I got down here:(
Natasha: I hope you know you’re grounded!
Me: for what, saving several people by stopping a bad guy before he can do any real harm? *shows everyone Zemo’s computer and the Hydra book*
Natasha: No, for going down here.
Me: I made a new friend:)
Natasha: that’s good to know you’re getting more allies for your nefarious schemes, I called Vision, he’s coming to pick you up and bring you to the compound.
Me: Wanda:D
Natasha: No, Vision.
Me: Wanda’s at the compound tho
Natasha as she’s leading me out: *whispers* You aren’t really grounded, just pretend to be when Tony or Steve show up.
Me: yess
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whenin-westview · 1 year
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MCU x My Immortal quotes part 2
(part 1 here)
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tommyidk · 2 years
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pov: they' re all alive
Pietro, to Wanda: you married Vision??
Wanda: what about it?
Pietro: "him"?? "he" Is a machine! you night as well wed a microwave
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tales-of-the-dense · 2 years
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GOD I always forget he’s just a big fuckin. cherry tomato
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Okay everyone I legit did not notice this until a VERY recent re-read BUT
HERE IS THE FIRST ADESCRIPTION OF WANDA’S CLOTHES THAT I CAN FIND IN THE BOOK
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Are we sleeping on this???? I’m losing my m i n d
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teddysterk · 1 year
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First post 😅❤️
The Avengers and The Magical Library
Thor proposes to go the the asgardian magic library where the books come to life!!!
Everyone is super excited to go to the Asgardian library! (especially without telling strange 😂)
Loki is super happy “not” excited what so ever 🙄😂
Tony throws up in the bifrost 😅 and Peter gets are wobbly and dizzy (still super adorable it’s like a puppy trying to stand up and walk around for the first time 🥰)
Peter and Thor are the first through the doors running everyone over in the process except Loki who is still “not enjoying” this family outing 🤣
They all completely ignore the previous plan of Thor just showing them around and turn into kids at a candy store
Peter and Thor run over to the fantasy section with there eyes practically popping out of their heads in excitement 😊
Wanda and Tony scramble to the fanfic area 😅
Bruce wandered around and got really giddy when he found the mythology section and Vision was floating close behind happy to learn about asgardian history ❤️
Sam and Bucky dared each other to go to the horror section (this isn’t going to end well 🤣)
Loki made his way to the poetry section…. Which normally would make him very content if it weren’t for the screaming and chaos from the excited avengers 😅😂
Nat decided drag Clint to the romance novels to see how much she could gross him out with the mush 😁
Steve jogged over to the human history section 🏃‍♂️
Peter found a story with puppies and they all appeared before him and they started playing 🥺❤️
Thor finds a cool book to open until bruce drags him over to the mythology section with enough questions to annoy even the most patient person 😂
Tony is living life in the fanfic section after finding a story where y/n is a king 👑
Wanda is tearing up after she finds a book with her ideal universe (Someone should warn strange 😅) especially with Wanda’s history
Clint and Nat are both gagging at how mushy people can be 🤣
Loki found some poetry about a nice calming open field so he finally gets some peace and quiet 😊
Bucky is now in Sams arms well they both scream like little kids because they let out a Banshee from a book 🤣🤣🤣
Peter heads over to the comic book section after the puppies and sees tony and then proceeds to squeal uncontrollably seeing that his mentor also likes comics 😂❤️
After Thor sneaks away by asking Vision (who was gaining knowledge like crazy from all the books) to distract Bruce he heads over to the picture books 😋
They all decide to head home after 5 hours 😂
When they get back to earth they all get icecream and talk about the adventures they had because of the books 🥰
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616scarletvision · 1 year
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odd, that some say i am less than human, when in truth i am far superior to flesh and blood.
AVENGERS vol 1 #158 (1963) : "WHEN AVENGERS CLASH!" written by jim shooter & drawn by sal buscema
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harognakosh · 10 months
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Things the Scarlet Witch wishes she had...
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too soon?
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tiktoksinspo · 2 years
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How the Marvel Characters would react if they caught you eating food at 3 am:
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