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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Pietro: You speak Sokovian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Pietro: where have you been?

Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...

Wanda: nowhere

Y/N: out...uh...nowhere

Pietro: well which is it?

Wanda: out nowhere.

Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request

Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-

Wanda ribs Y/N...

Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.

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romanoffshouse · 3 months

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Pietro: Name one thing you like about me

Y/N: Easy, your sister

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snow-fire13 · 2 years

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Nat: I'm not doing too well.

Wanda: What's wrong?

Nat: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Y/N enters the room*

Nat: There it is again.

Wanda, empathetic: Yeah, I got one of those too.

*Pietro enters the room after Y/N*

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louwaffles · 1 year

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*Y/N and Pietro in jail*

Y/N: So, who’re you gonna call?

Pietro: I would call Wanda, but I feel safer here.

Y/N: I also would call Wanda, but I’m not in the mood of being punished.

Pietro: How about Nat?

Y/N: I still wanna live to see tomorrow.

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emo-wanda-wife · 1 year

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Pietro: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room

Y/N, seeing Wanda walk in: kiss Wanda, marry Wanda

Pietro: no

Y/N: and kill whoever gets in my way

Pietro: —one will get in your way.

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its-really-dry · 2 years

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y/n to the camera: nat saying shes not a lesbian is SEVERELY ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands*

nat from across the room: all i said was that i wasn't gonna kiss you, because you, kate and pietro just ate MUD!

y/n: *turns back to the camera* ......... see? ........ ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands again*

wanda in the background: PIETRO WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING DIRT FROM THE GARDEN!? *runs after him*

yelena: KATE BISHOP YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH MEASLES! *follows*

clint: those kids are probably the reason covid now exists *sighs*

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in-correctxmenquotes · 6 months

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Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.

Pietro: strong.

Wanda: weak.

Charles: A dumbass is what you are.

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rxmqnova · 5 months

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Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.

Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.

Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.

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scarlettflame19 · 1 year

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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!

Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns

Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options

Pietro: My fists are already up

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marvellover76 · 2 months

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Wanda, whispering to Pietro: Tell them they look pretty.

Pietro: You look pretty...

Y/n: What did you say?

Pietro: Uh, I said you look shitty! Goodnight Y/n!

Wanda:...*what the fuck*

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Y/N: Wanda is my friend, and if I love her, it’s the way I would love a sister.

Pietro: Wanda is my sister and if she looked at me the way you look at her, I would call the police.

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Wanda approaches Y/N…

Wanda: you’re a robot created by Stark?

Y/N: yes.

Wanda: you single?

Pietro: sestra?!

Wanda: sorry! Y/N is just so attractive!

Y/N: if I could blush I would. Will you be the center of my world?

Wanda blushes…

Pietro: I can’t even.

Pietro runs out…

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snow-fire13 · 2 years

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Wanda: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Nat: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Wanda: Four of us saw it, Nat. How do you explain that?

Nat: *points at Kate* Sleep deprivation. *points at Yelena* Paranoia. *points at Pietro* Delusional personality disorder. *points at Y/N* Felt left out.

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Steve: Hey everyone, happy Thanksgiving

Y/n: Shhhh

Steve confused: Um, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?

Y/n: No dad, we’re playing this new game I learned at school. Basically you have to name all of the states in 6 minutes

Steve: What, that’s insanely easy

Y/n: Yeah, it’s a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one or in some cases *looks at Pietro* 14

Pietro: It’s a stupid game and I wasn’t playing against anyone so technically I didn’t lose

Steve: Pietro, you forgot 14 states?

Pietro: Nobody cares about the Dakotas!

Steve: I just taught you the states yesterday

*The timer rings*

Y/n: Okay time’s up

Tony: I got 48

Y/n: Oh that’s not bad. Peter?

Peter: Yeah, I got tired of naming states so I decided to name the types of celery. And I have 1 type of celery

Tony: *confused and worried dad*

Y/n: Ok, Uncle Tony has 48 and Peter has the lead...in veggies. Wanda?

Wanda slams her notepad on the table: Say hello to the new champ of Y/n’s dumb states game.

Steve: Wow, how many you got?

Wanda smiling: 56

Steve: *fed up that now he has to teach Wanda and Pietro the states AGAIN*

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altoace · 10 months

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I love X-Men Evo, and I have hundreds of incorrect quotes saved. I love all of these dumb teens (as well as Logan and Ororo) very much.

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Scott: No, I’ll tell you what the problem is! The problem is—

Lance: {holds his breath and covers his ears}

Scott: Great, that’s just what your brain needs. Less oxygen.

— — — — —

Pietro: Isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they’re annoying?

Pietro: Imagine if people did that to other people? I would’ve been dead years ago!

— — — — —

Rogue: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

— — — — —

Kurt, during training: Hey, who wants to see an impression of my mother?

Scott: Kurt, no.

*Kurt teleports out of the room*

Scott: KURT, NO!

— — — — —

Scott: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Kurt: Plane tickets?

Evan: Concert tickets?

Kitty: Prostitution?

Scott, eyes closed, holding his shades: Glasses.

— — — — —

Lance: {walks in}

Todd and Fred: {making horse noises at each other}

Lance: {walks out}

— — — — —

Tabitha: Every now and then, I like to do as I’m told just to confuse people.

— — — — —

Kitty: {running away from mutants working for Magneto while on the phone}

Scott: Where are you?!

Kitty: I don’t know! You tell me!

Scott: Any sort of notable sign or something?!

Kitty: Umm…staircase!

Scott:

Scott: Anything else? Like a room name?! Any item that’s unique?!

Kitty: Fire extinguisher!

Rogue, muttering under her breath: She’s gonna die…

— — — — —

Kurt: When life gives you lemons—

Rogue: Squeeze them in people’s eyes.

— — — — —

Evan: Someday, in the distant future, people will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”.

Kitty: So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

— — — — —

Wanda: Can you pass the pepper?

Todd: What’s the ~magic word~?

*Wanda begins chanting*

Pietro, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD

— — — — —

Xavier: I admit, I was wrong to give up on you all so quickly.

The Brotherhood: Good.

Xavier: However—

The Brotherhood: No, no however. Just be wrong. Just live in your wrongness and be wrong and get used to it.

— — — — —

Lance: Where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?

Pietro: {incoherent mumbling}

Lance: Huh?

Pietro: IT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF

Lance:

Pietro: I COULDN’T REACH IT

— — — — —

*at the zoo*

Lance: So, what are they in for?

Kitty: This isn’t prison.

Lance: So they can leave?

Kitty: Well, no but—

Lance, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one killed somebody.

— — — — —

Xavier: Do you know why I chose you as my first student?

Scott: I assumed you lost a bet.

— — — — —

Scott: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Evan: “Best smile”.

Kurt: “Nicest personality”.

Kitty: “Most likely to start a bar fight”.

Rogue: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”.

— — — — —

Jean: Evan, if we get out of this alive, I will kill you.

Evan: So what’s my incentive to live?

— — — — —

Kurt: Are you a morning person or an evening person?

Scott: If I’m lucky, I get a good few minutes in during the middle of the day.

— — — — —

Scott: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.

Rogue: Is your car okay?

Scott: Car?

Rogue:

The X-Men:

— — — — —

Lance: Mystique is gonna try and have you killed.

Scott: I can’t say that surprises me.

— — — — —

Kurt, about Tabitha: I don’t know what she’s planning, but I can tell you two things. We won’t like it, and it won’t be legal.

— — — — —

Pietro: Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

— — — — —

Todd: Why are only roosters allowed to start the day screaming?

Lance: Because we live in the same house and I will murder you.

— — — — —

Scott: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Wanda: What club?

Rogue: The hating Magneto club.

Wanda:

Wanda: The fuck? I should be the leader of that club.

— — — — —

Kitty: Guys! Logan just fell down the stairs!

Ororo: And what did he say?

Kitty: Should I skip the swearing?

Ororo: Yes.

Kitty: Then he fell in silence.

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