#Warbreaker

[onlycosmere]

#cosmere #cosmemes #ssp1 #ssp3 #ssp4 #mistborn #the emperor's soul #the bands of mourning #sixth of the dusk #elantris #tress of the emerald sea #yumi and the nightmare painter #the sunlit man #the stormlight archive #warbreaker #oathbringer #cfsbf #root

[zephyscosmere]

Things I Found On Pinterest That Make Me Think of Cosmere Boys

Kaladin:

Straff Venture:

Hoid:

Kelsier:

Vasher:

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #kelsier #mistborn #warbreaker #hoid #things I found on Pinterest #vasher #stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed #cosmere memes

[mecommentating]

Sanderson is a really big fan of magic that sounds fun but then is secretly hella dark and probably has to do with killing souls.

Hey look this magic lets you see pretty colors and hear music better and animate corpses. How'd you get that magic? Oh I ate someone's soul. Don't worry they're fine, they just can't experience beauty anymore.

Look Look eat the metal and you can do cool stuff like yeet yourself in the air or run super fast. Eat the metal and you can become superman.

Or alternatively, you could STAB someone with the metal and STEAL THEIR SOUL! They will be very dead and it will be very messy. But look you have magical powers plus cool new jewelry

Here on Roshar you get magical powers, a built-in best friend/therapist, and a kick ass sword. But if you fuck up at all that new friend of yours will die and you will personally be responsible for killing a tiny part of god. Have fun!

#brandon sanderson #i just finished the sunlit man #secret project 4 #mistborn #warbreaker #stormlight

[piano-hoarder]

Cosmere books as bad news headlines

• "Young woman of questionable parentage kills god after eating copious amounts of metal"

• "Apple voice assistant marries mute rainbow god after sister defeats army of undead alongside hobo and talking sword"

• "City of zombies saved by angry man in armor and friendly chef's niece"

• "Depressed people snort lightning, use it to fight lobsters the size of battleships." (idea credit to @Elisabeth_Wheatley on YouTube)

• "Cowboy makes deal with the new god"

• "Girl and mouse boyfriend undo curse on cabin boy"

• "Man cheats death by stabbing his own eye, forms intergalactic gang"

• "Young woman stacks rocks to destroy computer"

• "Dehydrated young man unites senators against himself"

• "Man with PTSD breaks All the Rules, upsets mentor while running from sunrise"

• "Man(??) avoids eternal punishment from several sources while roasting everyone in existence"

#cosmere #the cosmere #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson #stormlight #cremposting #cosmemes #mistborn #kelsier mistborn #mistborn era 1 #mistborn era 2 #warbreaker #way of kings #elantris #the sunlit man #tress #tress of the emerald sea #yumi #yumi and the nightmare painter #white sand #hoid #hoid cosmere

[to-shards-you-say]

#be nice to me i had to draw nightblood for this. that's why it looks like shit. #'why did you give nightblood bisexual lighting' i will not be taking questions at this time. #stormlight archive #warbreaker

[theblackknightofworcestershire]

Vivenna might be the Most 22 year old ever. Just an absolute mess. Failgirl in every way. Thinks she knows everything while knowing absolutely nothing. Arrogant as all hell right up until she gets the shit beaten out of her and then she immediately gives up on life. That's 22, baby!

#i say this with affection as someone who is basically still 22 #cosmere #cosmeme #Warbreaker #tag 5

[murderousjelliebean]

Sanderson characters are such drama queens. (I'm using "drama queen" to mean any person of any gender as long as they're super dramatic.) Hoid is the obvious one, he's so dramatic that Siri noticed it in Warbreaker. But we also have people like Kelsier, who have this entire monologue to the Lord Ruler in front of hundreds, if not thousands, of people, starting his own religion as a result. We have Hrathen, who makes himself into a spectacle to advertise his religion. And then... Kaladin. He's the king of drama queens. "Honor is dead. But I'll see what I can do." And then he jumps into an arena with FOUR SHARDBEARERS. AND WINS.

Hoid knows he's a drama queen. He's a Lightweaver, they're all pretty dramatic. Kelsier probably knows how dramatic he is. That's probably half the reason he did that monologue. Hrathen's entire reason for the poison was drama. But Kaladin doesn't even try. He just gets these dramatic moments going about his daily life. He doesn't care about causing drama, he cares about helping people. If that means drama, then so be it.

#brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormlight archive #mistborn #warbreaker #kelsier #elantris #kaladin stormblessed #kaladin #the stormlight archive #stormlight #Kelsier #hoid #hoid cosmere #words of radiance #Hrathen #Drama #Drama queens #All of them

[cosmerelists]

What Car Cosmere Characters Would Drive

As requested by @salted-watermelon :)

If Cosmere characters were instead carsmere characters and, like, drove cars, what kind of car would best suit them? (Don't worry--I got my butch wife to help with this post.)

1. Straff Venture: A cybertruck

The worst of cars for the worst of men.

2. Elend: A Prius

Elend decides to get an environmentally conscious, gas-saving vehicle partly because he cares about the planet, but mostly because it makes his dad SO mad.

3. Kaladin: A beat-up old Corolla

Kaladin's car may be a bit old and it may be a bit beat-up but storms if it isn't the most dependable thing ever. No matter what that car goes through, it just keeps chugging along.

4. Adolin: A Mustang

Get it? Because it's a car with a horse on it!

5. Shallan: A VW Bug

"What's an artsy car for Shallan?" I asked. "How about a Bug?" said my wife. "That's perfect!" I cried. "Shallan LOVES bugs because cremlings is bugs!"

And that is my story.

6. Wax: A Bentley...and also a beat-up old pickup truck

In true Wax style, he drives the Bentley in the Roughs but uses the old beat-up pickup truck in the city, especially when driving to fancy parties.

7. Steris: A Volvo

According to a google search, a Volvo is a car for someone dependable, boring, and safety-conscious. Steris is not actually a boring person, of course, but she would definitely have a boring-person car. Not to mention one that is very safe!

8. Eshonai: A Jeep

A good car for exploring!

9. Lightsong: Rolls Royce

He doesn't drive it anywhere. It mostly just sits there and looks beautiful.

10. Vasher: A mangled Dodge Charger

The car looks a lot like Vasher himself--like it's been through centuries of wear and tear. But hey, it works! Sorta.

11. Leshwi: A Motorcycle

Basically I thought about Leshwi riding a motorcycle and then I passed out.

12. Allrianne: Mini Coop

Apparently these are the girliest of cars. And in Allrianne's case, it's definitely pink!

13. Tress: Takes the bus

In no universe does Tress have a car, I feel. Taking the bus is fine!

14. Raboniel: Subaru

Leading, of course, to the classic exchange:

Raboniel: I drive a Subaru. Navani: 👀 👀 👀

15. Dalinar: A Minivan

Doesn't it just feel right? The other Highlords may scoff at his stodgy old car, and Sadeas might bitterly remind Dalinar of his Hummer days, but a minivan is just the best for Dad-inar. He can drive all his kids around, it has lots of room for storage, and it's so dependable!

A minivan is just where it's at.

#Cosmere #Cosmerelists #Stormlight Archive #Warbreaker #Tress of the Emerald Sea #Mistborn

[highly-invested]

"Is Nightblood Transgender" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

#stormlight archive #cosmere #warbreaker #nightblood #the SWORD uses HE/HIM!

[kainekron]

they even all killed their wives themselves so ya very well worn

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #mistborn #mistborn era 2 #warbreaker #vasher #waxillium ladrian #dalinar kholin #cremposting

[wafflelovingbatgirl]

Introducing the Cursed Cosmere Reading Order, the only wrong way to read the books:

Strict reverse publication order. If he puts out a new book, stop where you are and begin again.

I suspect it will become much more popular during the haitus between Stormlight 5 and Mistborn era 3 because there will be fewer forced resets

#cosmere #cosmemes #reading order #brandon sanderson #stormlight archive #mistborn #warbreaker #elantris

[onlycosmere]

#warbreaker #cosmere #cfsbf #root

[nozomi-mats]

Vasher from Warbreaker for the fanarts challenge ^  ^

#vasher #warbreaker #cosmere fanart #fanart #cosmere #ultimate hobocore dude #nozomiarts

[brongusthearcanist]

So we all agree that Space age Nalthis is probably not gonna be a fun place to be born. I have a feeling it's gonna be like a weird cyber punk dystopia where the government monopoly corporation is just farming people for their breath to maintain their status-quo of being the easiest place to get investiture.

#cosmere #warbreaker

[sauriodesu]

#siri #susebron #brandon sanderson #cosmere #warbreaker

[radiant-elsecaller]

At this point I've read most of the books in the cosmere but I still get just as excited when a book or character makes a reference to another from a different series/planet. Like I know them!! I understand!! Tell me more!!

#cosmere #stormlight archive #mistborn #warbreaker #brandon sanderson