Me, after checking a text for my mom from my grandparents but accidentally seeing what both of them are getting me for my birthday and/or Christmas:
Smashy Headcanons Christmas- Day 1
Mario: Usually I’m the one getting a gift for Luigi. I wonder what he got?
Wario: This better not be another complaint to get in Smash.
Mario’s present from Luigi is a crudely drawn picture similar to the ending of Super Mario World 2 and Wario’s present from Waluigi is a book called, “The Big Book of Garlic Bread. No Words, Just Garlic Bread.”
Mario and Wario: *Trying not to cry* I have the best brother ever!
(submitted by pennypumpkinspice)
i had this dream
a creature born from a mix between wario and snorlax was chasing me, running like sanic
wario is a power bottom I’ll explain later
I am?? The fuck??
Me whenever someone calls Wario and Waluigi brothers: