Having eaten my fair share of ass over the years I can safely say that they taste surprisingly SWEET. I won't go into the exact science of it, have a google if you want, but basically the reason for this is that Artificial sweeteners are unable to be digested in the body and so remain in the same form and with the same flavour when they are emitted. Pussy never tastes 'sweet', asses almost always do.
My point being, and I swear to God there IS a point hahaha ok- Watermelon Sugar is about eating Ass. Not Pussy.
hjdflkjhdfkjs WTF? This is the funniest message I've ever received.
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